RWBY/RT Trash General #433: Sexy Slav Edition
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RWBY Chibi episode 2 link:
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Today...
is Mayday.
Trust nobody!
Some of those Mays are pretty rare, anon. Are you sure you want to just post them all like that?
>>9537596
What better time is there to post Mays than the May thread
Gays thread?
>>9537643
Gays, you say?
>>9537643
White Fang cumdumps need not apply
>>9537657
Implying anyone but Blake was allowed to touch her.
>>9537643
No, May thread
You got the first letter mixed up
>>9537643
>>9537672
>Implying anyone but Adam was allowed to touch Blake
Besides, Ilia is a bit too lacking in penis to get with Blake
>>9537712
Didn't you watch the show? Adam only became a whiny faggot after Blake left, BECAUSE Blake left. That is a man deprived of his hole.
>>9537721
Nah, he was pretty clearly a whiny faggot in both the Black trailer and the first time Cinder showed up.
>>9537721
Quite the contrary, Adam was a perfectly rational person before he started sticking his dick in the cat.
>>9537643
the the whole "Ilia is gay" shtick just seems like a fruitless endeavor to keep Blake off Sun's duck.
What if Ruby won the Sun bowl?
>>9537762
RED SUN
>>9537750
Just like the whole "Emerald is gay" thing is there just to keep Cinder off Mercury's dick
>>9537762
I'd be legitimately surprised
>>9537808
Well she's going to be BLACK'D in both scenarios
>>9537808
Emerald being gay isn't mutually exclusive to Cinder being on Merc's dick. If anything it makes the situation more amusing
>>9537825
gee anon it's like there are some parallels between that and Ilia's case or something.
>>9537750
She pretty obviously has some serious attachments to Blake.
She is the sui-feng of RWBY.
>>9537808
Fuck you, anon. Emerald WILL get the girl!
>>9537863
You would cuck Misa like that?
>>9537866
Waifuing fictional characters can only ever end in failure, Misa knew what she was getting into.
>>9537877
Misa has, in fact, successfully defied this with her Cinder dakis.
Misa discovers "Weiss beer".
Also, dem stickers on the laptop.
https://twitter.com/Misa_RWBY/status/868056309593104386
>>9538343
What kind of drunk would RWBY be?
>>9538347
She's a lightweight.
>>9538343
Kek. Can't blame Misa for trying to combine two of her main hobbies: beer and RWBY.
>>9538347
The ranting kind
So the voice actress of Rubes has a baby, anyone heard yesterday?
>>9538457
What did she name the baby?
>>9538488
They named her Iris
>>9538578
Ah yes, the things in our eyes that control how much light goes in. A fine body part and a fine name.
>>9538618
Also a flower
>>9538618
>the things in our eyes that control how much light goes in
>Ruby has Silver Eyes that blasts light
What did they mean by this?
>>9538857
Oh hey, it's Yoloman and one of his hilarious catchphrases.
What's his endgame?
>>9539274
Sex with Tyrian
>>9539274
He's a sexual deviant who has spent his life in fear of judgement and repercussions for his horrific fetish and he hopes that by assisting Salem is bringing down the world order he will be able to indulge himself in the lawless hell that will follow
>>9539318
Tex with Syrian
What if you saw Weiss staring at other girl's feet?
>>9539490
insult her on her shit tier fetish
>>9539671
Mojo is just like some sort of a machine that cranks out cute RWBY art.
Wow-wow-wow…
We don't ask but we were born into the world God we believe If they say it's crime
How we feel?
We will say our life must be ah deep punishment
Oh! No-No! Woo
Calmness I lost in the labyrinth
Pains and relief My heart is so bluely
Crazy I don't know why many bodies surround me
They've been livin' till a while ago
>>9539448
What's his fetish?
>>9539866
edgy
>>9540015
Feet
What if Yang was stalking you
>>9540394
I'd leave a vibrator as a bait and then ambush her with another one.
>>9540355
What does he think of Salem's feet?
>>9540394
I'd just cut to the chase and shoot her.
>>9540394
Wonder why
>>9539671
Does Neo like donuts?
>>9541491
Nobody knows
>>9541491
Yes.
Plain sugar.
>>9541503
I bet Roman knew
>>9541611
I bet she ate Roman's donut every night
>>9541676
>>9541611
Which means nobody knows.
Neo is drawn with food a lot
>>9542204
Nah, that's silly
Is Neo low fat?
>>9542204
So is this picture sweet and salty?
>>9542109
What a rude waitress!
#notmyneo
>>9542308
How about this one?
What if Yang was Neo's prisoner but she was only fed sugary food?
>>9542444
Haha, I didn't know there was another one of these.
Arkos is best ship!
>>9542663
It's not
>>9542777
>>9542777
How would Pyrrha feel about Weiss in Jaune's clothes?
>>9542777
Get out of those you bitch!
>>9542663
So is the appeal of this ship the honestly superficial facade of immensely pretty girl likes supposed dork? That fantasy?
>>9542834
Stop doing this, you're not funny.
>>9542945
Pretty much.
Also not related but the dynamic always kind of creeped me out especially as Jaune's character model changed.
Like that girl that cozies up to a guy when hes fat and as he loses weight underplays it.
>>9543045
I don't know, man, I find it amusing.
>>9538347
The same kind of drunk as this magnificent bastard. The more drunk she is the more tactical she gets
>>9542945
>facade of X girl likes self-insert? That fantasy?
That is the appeal of every Jaune ship.
>>9542109
She sure is
>>9542109
>>9544126
What if you found out that your waifu likes to wear loose fitting boxers?
>>9544212
Boner
>>9544251
I never noticed the super easy algebra problems underneath. Was Yang held back in math?
>>9544317
[spoiler]I took that picture when I was a Freshman[/spoiler]
>>9544478
Robots are evil and will turn on humans eventually.
Pyrrha did a good.
>>9544212
While I admire her free approach to underwear, I would be disappointed that girls in boxers don't do anything for me.
Now, if she were to wear a nice suit and tie...
OTP
>>9544628
Lies, Pyrrha has already staked out her claim on another man's sperm.
>>9544427
...In highschool?
>>9544427
yes, I too am underage
>>9544764
Pyrrha is for Merc
>>9544126
>>9544203
>>9544251
This vore comic came out recently I imagined it was neo as the harpy and yang as the person not taking her seriously cause of her size really good fap
>>9544766
If he was in college, would he be doing highschool algebra?
>>9544826
Lies and Flim Flam
>>9544427
Hey there, underaged.
>>9544987
Jaune looks uncomfortable as fuck.
I took this picture when I was a senior.
>>9545148
>because he has the strangest feeling that some redhead wants to molest him
>>9545154
That's a nice drawing, anon. Somebody at your highschool had good taste.
>>9545301
animooted for yer pleasure.
>>9545381
>that gif
I swear if Pyrrha wasn't a total beta, Jaune would've been a rape victim.
>>9544923
One of my friends was required to take a simple math class for some reason.
>>9545412
Spermjacker Pyrrha is the best AU
Anyone have the newest Theater Mode link?
>>9545635
>the only way for Pyrrha to have Jaune's kids to steal his semen
>>9546347
>Jaune and his gf just got done having the sex
>All the while in the darkness Pyrrha watched
>After the two fell asleep Pyrrha made her move
>Using techniques passed down through the Nikos line for generations she had Jaune's seed.
>That woman wont be having Jaune's kids before Pyrrha.
>>9546108
I knew I was forgetting something
Theater Mode link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/4ce5eb38-e830-4803-b2a4-1dcc32783891/index.m3u8
>>9547320
Thank you!
>>9542945
That and Jaune is dorky in the way Chris Evans as cap is dorky.
It's a two way street of YA fiction.
>>9545608
I fucked up on a test and had to take remedial classes
>>9547671
>Jaune is dorky in the way Chris Evans as cap is dorky.
Eh fanon with Arkos, or Jaune in general, doesnt exactly treat Jaune that way a majority of the time though
I thought Lindsay was married to Miles. Who is that Michael guy or whatever his name is?
>>9547840
Michael is another achievement hunter, Sun's VA, and he does other stuff.
>>9547840
Michael is the guy who started achievement hunter he also one of the founding fathers of RT
>>9547840
>I thought Lindsay was married to Miles.
How did you come to think that?
>Who is that Michael guy
Michael voices Sun
>>9547902
That's Geoff.
>>9547929
Its that group of guys that put those DEATH BATTLES together on youtube
>>9547671
I just want to say this.
It really fucking bothers me that Jaune is now canonically a six foot thick guy with golden locks.
>>9547966
I'm just curious, but why?
>>9547993
It makes it fucking weird that nobody in his family ever taught him how to fight, even though he has the frame for it and it makes it weird that in the competition for his heart Pyrrha was entirely alone.
Not to say that there should be a harem on his dick. Just that by sheer mathematical probability someone who isn't offensively repulsive can get a girl to like them. Or at least more friends.
It's annoying my autism.
>>9547952
No, you're thinking of Funhaus. Death Battle is made by Cow Chop.
>>9548091
Jaune's dad was actually a massive liar.
While Pyrrha was a beta RNJR were intimidating to the point of scaring off friends Jaune would make.
>>9548091
I personally find it kinda funny that the who is the tallest and has the most muscular built of his team is the worst combatant.
>>9548404
That's bizarrely true to reality.
Being over 5'10 and overly thick makes moving awkward unless you're also immensely gifted distance and tactile wise.
Would Arslan succeed... At stand-up comedy?
>>9547902
He fucking wishes.
>>9548507
I would not think it likely
We got Ren parents. How do you expect Jaune parents to be?
>>9548628
The father is a fucking liar living on his couch outside his house.
>>9548552
August 2011 according to wikipedia.
>>9548628
we only meet his dad who is a pathetic excuse for a man, his wife left him and took Jaunes sisters with her, their relationship started to fall apart after he sent Jaune off to beacon and they officially became divorced after the fall of beacon
it's a miracle grimm havent swarmed the house and killed him yet
>>9548696
>it's a miracle grimm havent swarmed the house and killed him yet
How do we know that they didn't and Jaune doesn't know about what happened to his family?
>>9548731
>Jaune returns to family home excited to have everyone meet his family
>they arrive
>it's torn apart
>looks like it was left sitting ruined for a while now
>>9548628
Jaune's dad is an overweight midget.
His mom is similarly unattractive.
>>9548821
Jaune has a dad.
what if ruby told you she had a memory of her mother leaving the house when she was little and summer had a screaming argument with tai where she said she didn't care about "HER daughter" and said that ruby is probably a retard and she can't deal with that, then told tai to go knock up another former teammate and flew out the chimney and she didn't know if it was real or just a dream
>>9548969
Clearly it wasnt real because she doesnt have a third sibling from Tai knocking Qrow up
>>9548969
>tell her to not think about it too much
>then go back to crying over lost loved ones
>>9548969
>flew out the chimney
Sounds like a dream to me
>>9549038
ruby can fly
>>9549053
Never said anywhere that they have the same semblance
>>9549053
Wait, so does Ruby turn into petals or is she so fast that she looks like rose petals?
Because what if Ruby got sucked into a vacuum or something? And this isn't an elaborate "What if Ruby"
>>9548628
Mr and Mrs Weasley with blond hair
>>9549086
i think she just makes them
only recently did she actually just turn into a big red rocketship made out of rose petals
How would you guys react if some of these dumb what-ifs were used as chibi episodes?
>>9549223
>RWBY bored, laying on couch watching TV
>Ruby asks "What if Sun was a girl?"
>Everyone slowly turns their heads towards Ruby and raises their eyebrows
>Blakes says "Eh, I'd still slap him."
>>9549223
About the same if they used greentexts made here.
>>9549086
idk, Rubys aura manifests itself in the form of rose petals when used with the super speed, which has evolved to the point where it turns her into a cloud of rose petals and also allows her to fly
what if ruby thought steven universe was a really cool show and asked if you could watch it with her
>>9549223
Eh, it would be fun for like an episode
Then get boring
>>9549691
THICC
which rwby do you think would be into butt stuff
>>9549754
Blake, Nora, Neo, and Reese.
>>9549784
who's reese?
>>9549754
Fennec Albain
>>9549754
Whichever one you want
>>9549691
That seems like a random swap. Do the two have some connection?
>>9549754
Neo when she's in an especially chocolate mood
>>9549754
Weiss, Blake, Cinder, Neo, Neon, Whitley, May, Roman, Ozpin, and Nora.
>>9550133
neo is dum
>>9548628
>>9548160
>Jaune's dad was actually a massive liar.
This would be a great twist and convenient way to sweep Jaune's implausible ignorance under the rug.
>>9550719
There's people that are okay with this
>>9550933
i always wondered what this was from
>>9548628
Is this a doujin for that Victorian Maid hentai or something?
>>9550933
The French are not that badly designed. The Russians on the other hand
Please help stop human trafficing all over the worl
>>9551052
Even the Russians?!
>>9537089
So I got really bored and decided to rescore some of rwby as best as I can with the very limited tools I had,
What do you guys think:
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=UhARElGpPT0&video_start=37&audio=NXmTtumpKG8&audio_start=1
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=KARmc-1Wc5c&video_start=5&audio=Zx_tEP5E7qY&audio_start=0
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=_x9zjk2MgVQ&video_start=07&audio=MC86QT2kDvo&audio_start=08
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=v5gzPlULCG0&video_start=114&audio=gyTv50W5-ZM&audio_start=0
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=QACKAHen1vI&video_start=0&audio=iHG5aIEdO50&audio_start=-3
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=rpAfCxXctlY&video_start=06&audio=8MgKZVUSaHQ&audio_start=18
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=HQLiOGWrys8&video_start=56&audio=9G-ssRmWPvE&audio_start=38
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=j1_PSifQWbc&video_start=15&audio=2wjzkI8F5V0&audio_start=1
>>9551091
Is this porno?
>>9551147
Guaranteed. Look how good of a condition she's in.
>>9551117
>Villain plushies never
granted I'm sure with the current standard for merch with RT they'd look like shit, but still hurts
>>9551261
I have considered getting a Neo and Roman plush commissioned, but same I would prefer a good figure over a plush
are you guys girls or fags
>>9551196
Sauce?
>>9551455
>>9551455
>>9551455
guess
what if you woke up and this was the first thing you saw
>>9551455
>>9551717
open mouth enjoy my warm breakfast
>>9551717
kick her out
>>9551825
>>9551717
I feel concern about the 2d world encroaching upon reality
>>9551466
Hell if I know.
>>9551848
>Ren and Sun
What is this nonsense.
>>9551904
I also got this.
>>9551825
>>9552007
I'm bi.
>>9552025
>Qrow
>Not being the bitch
>>9551947
>YWN have to force Jaune to use dirty talk only for him to revert to goody goody stylings.
>>9551091
>>9552066
>ywn be Jaune's stress hole.
>>9552047
What little there is has Qrow on top surprisingly
>>9552101
>ywn be Jaune's trap housebitch keeping everything clean for him as he journeys around on small jobs.
>>9552025
Yeah, which is why he said you like men with other men. Answer the question.
>>9552193
>You will never be bored out of your mind waiting for him to get home
>You will never greet him like an excited puppy when he gets back
>>9552193
Ren stop posting.
>>9552205
Yeah but this is funnier
>>9551717
My waifu is real
I must have died in my sleep
...ok then
oh boy i sure do like penny
>>9552229
>You will never get fucked thoroughly leaning over the couch Jaune's dick sliding through your lubed up thighs before finishing in your ass.
>You will never be thoroughly fucked against the fridge because Jaune's shirt rode up as you grabbed ingredients for dinner. Pounded against
>You will never spend lazy Sunday afternoons playing with his dick, placing it on your face and kissing it when he blushes.
>>9552372
Me too Anon
Me too
I want Neo to put my testicles on a leash!
>>9552385
>You will never wake up to Jaune sleeping soundly by your side
>You will never lean forward and kiss his face as he slowly begins to wake up, opening his eyes and smiling at you and holding you closer to press kisses to your face
>You will never cuddle closely to Jaune, nuzzling your face close to his, running your hands along his neck and through his messy hair, him running a hand along your side, the both of you enjoying each others presence in the warm morning sunlight
>>9552372
I'm also partial to Penny
>>9552764
Jaune wouldn't want you.
>>9553135
Jaune isnt real.
>People think Jaune is going to be anything other than a productive Journeyman hunter.
>>9553173
No this is just comfy fully aware self insert fantasy.
>>9553181
I wasn't talking about that.
I was just saying something completely unrelated.
>>9553195
Fair nuff
>>9553173
>Jaune would live an adventurous life no matter the world.
>The people he's fucking based on have seen most of the world
What if Team ABRN is working for Salem?
>>9555276
She already has Tyrian to be an incompetent minion, she doesn't need them
OTP
>>9556144
No.
OTP
>>9556144
Lancaster is endgame
Backwardz Compatible link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/e8849f2d-416b-4028-a2d8-3762f2763c43/index.m3u8
Fan Service link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/58e28f3b-3a8d-4fda-8484-aae85a47e518/index.m3u8
>>9554196
>You will never rape Ruby
>>9556183
what if weiss lied to the police
>>9556786
What did she lie about?
>>9556144
Dubs confirm.
RWBY Chibi link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/46a900d4-aa14-41c5-82f1-4e71c8b16fc3/index.m3u8
>>9557041
>It's a Merc episode
>>9557041
Was actually pretty good this week.
>>9557041
Now they make fun of V4 aerial fights
>>9557041
>The bun fights back against her bullies
>>9557041
F
Merc with the bantz
>>9557164
>>9557164
What does this mean
>>9557041
>Roman the team captain over Cinder
Good
>>9557266
Neo got a growth spurt
>>9557315
rube can be tall too
>>9557341
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG, CMON!
>>9557327
>You will never ara ara with shota Roman
>>9557266
Yes, WHAT COULD IT MEAN!?
>>9557627
>>9557673
>>9557627
How long until Neo comes and cucks Ruby just to spite her?
>>9557688
It'd be a real big missed opportunity
>>9557685
I would be 100 percent okay with that happening, also Jaune and Neo both lost someone very important to them in Volume 3, they can grieve together
>>9557727
>>9557688
>Out of the shadows someone struts out
>Wearing Roman's hat and swinging Roman's cane
>It's Neo
>>9557736
what if weiss told you she though mf doom was really overrated
>>9557727
>Crying dino
What did he mean by this?
>>9557041
Wow that was actually a great episode
>>9557758
It means he realizes just how dangerous the smol and adorable sociopath in his lap is and if she doesn't like what she feels his ass is grass
>>9557746
I bet her thighs could make anyone cum in seconds
Was it autism?
>>9557041
Good episode!
>>9557879
Magnautism
>>9557041
>Ruby carrying Penny
that's goddamn adorable
>>9557917
When it comes to large metal objects the city won't pick it up you have to bring that yourself to the local junk yard to be scrapped
>>9557954
not as funny or cute
>You will never be as happy as this Penny
>>9557852
Forget her thighs, with those gymnastics and always wearing high heels her ass must feel amazing
>>9558023
The ass is just an extension of the thighs
>>9558040
Pretty sure it's the opposite
The site for the m3u8 link not working for anyone else?
>>9558091
http://osmfhls.kutu.ru/
>>9558050
Pretty sure it doesn't matter
>>9558103
Yep still not working
>>9558111
Works for me
Probably on your end
Also checked
>>9558111
Trips confirm, still not working
What if Cinder wanted to be your mommy?
>>9558091
Works for me
>>9558155
But I want to make Cinder a mommy.
what if ruby told you that I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Go Outside is her favorite hiphop album
>>9558186
>Oedipus
>>9558227
I want to make Cindy with Cinder.
>>9558155
How would she react to me bringing home my waifu?
>>9558210
I use this chrome extension
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/play-hls-m3u8/ckblfoghkjhaclegefojbgllenffajdc?utm_source=chrome-app-launcher-info-dialog
>>9558135
Wow, I love Cinder! She is so cute!
>>9558314
Cinder is the best! I love her so much!
>>9558265
She's another daughter for her to coddle
>>9558406
They sure are making more characters models this time!
Could it be... Could we, just maybe see... (popular minor waifu) in Chibi?
>>9558406
Where did velvet come from? I wonder what she was doing beforehand.
>>9558571
She was hiding in the hat waiting for someone to put it on so she can do perverted things to that person's head and hair.
>>9558545
better chance that we'll just see the rest of team CFVY, or at least Coco
what if neo had severe anxiety and that's why she never speaks
>>9558664
Romans death probably made her anxiety even worse then
>>9558705
>>9558664
What if she was cursed so everyone she talks to dies?