Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXX
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for The Gauntlet LXX.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
Reigen Arataka
>>9529439
Yoshimitsu the Second
Takeshita
The Lenny of Pan-Dimensional Singularity
Sergeant Feels
Gascoigne
>>9529439
Saber
>>9529439
Shaun
Joker
Inkling
>>9529439
Kazuma Kuvaru
Easy Pete
Major Ocelot
Sanae Kochiya
Devendra Banhart
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
Smuggo Cat
>>9529439
MC Ride
>>9529439
Fyxe with a Duel Disk
Len
>>9529439
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
Kosaku Kawajiri
A Traveler
>>9529466
Thinking Inspector Gadget
>>9529439
Aron.
>>9529449
>tfw started watching SU
help
>>9529439
Night Dog
Cream
a man
Eric Andre
>>9529420
Soundwave
>>9529439
Space Dandy
>>9529466
>Saber
THE CRIMSON DEMON
Vladimir Lenin
>>9529522
Brb finding where you live from that shadow.
>>9529439
Antonio Vivaldi
>>9529439
Mikun
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9529536
>FUCKS?
Fidget Spinners
>>9529540
Texas, come over
Lilio
Elliot Rodger
Aquamarine
Eggman-kun
late grimes
bump the game
>>9529565
whos this cirno lookin ass
Any cute anime girls wanna erp?
>>9529565
>>9529571
Ay, don't talk shit about a fucking rock Jr. spent 1000 years pushing that stone out.
>>9529439
Swap this man in
>>9529542
>>9529570
>>9529401
>>9529420
Deku
>>9529509
>Whoever your favorite gem is says a lot about you. All I can say is stay clear of the generals. Nothing can't be gained from there except for downloads. Have fun.
>>9529467
I hope you're staying
>>9529439
SCORCH
REQUESTING NEW PILOT.
>>9529601
>tfw can't decide a favorite gem
>>9529536
>slides in dms
Hey bby, are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
>>9529439
Sagiri
>>9529611
Donut boy is clearly the best gem
You people are really eager to pointlessly swap for some reason.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9529646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6WZlQuCOKE
kys Izaya if you ever reply to literally me except 2D I'll beat you so hard your face will look like a meteor hit it
>>9529509
Literally this is the best moment in the whole series. After Peridot's...uh...change the show starts to rapidly go downhill
>>9529656
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9529656
J-Just in time
>>9529501
>>9529529
>Kamina said something to me in DM about Saber and I had it on my mind, whoops.
>>9529466
>>9529656
C-Could you change my name to Sakura please? Spelling my own name wrong really is embarrassing...
>>9529656
NICE. I'M PAIRED WITH A SHADY LOOKING DUDE, THE GIRL WHO WON THE LAST GAME, AND A DOG. I'M GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUTTA THESE GUYS AND CLIMB EM TO THE TOP. THIS ONE'S MY WIN, GUARANTEED.
>>9529656
>>9529671
>this is fake right
>>9529656
The time for vengeance is now! Begin!
>>9529593
>>9529522
>>9529420
>>9529671
>>9529656
>>9529656
>>9529521
>>9529595
>>9529656
REQUESTING NEW PILOT
>>9529694
Hiya tricky
>>9529601
I've only seen like 5-6 random episodes so far.
But I really like Amethyst, Pearl and Garnet aren't very far behind tho. They're all a best
>>9529656
Well one of my district memebers is a otherworldly diety who can probably kill us all so this might be interesting.
>>9529671
>mfw
>>9529671
>>9529656
>A traveler wanders into the arena, dressed in black with a coffin on their back.
I suppose I am ready for another journey. I wish you all good luck.
>>9529656
>Summons herself in attack mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIN16YRfMFE
Let's get going! And hey! You better put on the spotlight in your commentary. Lest we forget who makes this show great, right?
>>9529681
>covers her ears
Yeah yeah nice to be paired with you too. But don't be so sure about that.
>>9529656
>Loads the Draco
>>9529677
Will do.
>>9529707
Denied because he's already in.
Starting ASAP.
>>9529712
nop
>>9529742
Unload yourself in me
>>9529717
What do you mean, 'probably'?
>Hey you should think about making your own Lenny nudge nudge amiright folks wink wink nudge
>>9529611
>All I can say is, don't pick the terrible one. You will know who I'm talking about.
>>9529714
>Not bad at all. Amethyst gets some nice focus in some of the later episodes. Hope you enjoy them. Anyway, I should stop talking about it before i can't stop.
>>9529729
YOU EVER HEARD OF A DOG CHEWING THROUGH STEEL BEFORE?
>>9529756
>>9529775
>Shoots
>crimson autist is back
>>9529786
>Opens my asshole wide for the cumshot straight from Eila's glorious babycock.
>>9529796
>KK
>>9529714
Wait until you hear all about Yellow Diamond
>>9529799
>LE
>KNIGHT
>MAN
>>9529769
Do you have like a discord/steam/email or something? It'd be cool to talk with you about it once I watch some more.
>>9529781
>puts headphones on and pushes the sound at full power, it's enough to make his screams bereable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvbctTRpD0A
HM YEAH I DUNno... Probably the Cerberus in hell? But I don't see how it is has anything to do with the game.
>>9529824
>KING
>KUCK
>>9529834
Got a steam that I logged out of for a while. Once I remember the password, I can give it to you.
BLOODBATH!
That's metasymbolism, Yoshi. Don't forget it. :^)
I think you've got contact with a new pilot.
Triple goddamn biplanes. I just have to ask: why?
Dubstep Death Grips most certainly exists and it is most certainly not my cup of tea.
Someone please screencap Rodger's event, my goodness. I just laugh way too hard.
PILOT. REQUIRED.
>>9529838
ahahahahahaahahhahahahaha thanks for the (You)'s my /b/ros seems like "le knight man" really gets one reddit gold around here XD
>>9529836
THE POINT IS, IF YOU CAN'T GET THROUGH STEEL, THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO BEAT ME WITH A LAME QUIRK LIKE YOURS, SO JUST STEER CLEAR OF ME AND I'LL GO EASY ON YOU, ALRIGHT? I DON'T WANT TO PUNCH YOU.
>>9529749
God dammit, i just wanted to give a bro my spot before i jump in the shower.
>>9529851
>>9529851
>imblying it wasnt le king knight XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>9529851
Unfortunately, I have had to give up everything because of this curse that afflicts me. Hopefully I will be able to get it all back once I have rid myself of it.
>>9529694
Alfred.
>>9529769
But I don't, I'm caught up and I don't dislike any of them
>>9529851
Oooh, treasure! I'm going to buy an engagement ring! What are you going to do with your share of the money!
>>9529855
Shut up!
>throws rock at
>>9529851
Couldn't you at least buy some higher quality cannons for this event? Like, maybe some kinds that don't turn you into a pile of nothingness? Sheesh...
>le knigthman namedrop
>>9529899
>HETERO
>>9529847
Neato. I ask you about it someday in the threads.
Will be awhile though since it looks like there's a lot to watch.
>>9529899
s-sanya?
>>9529851
Sigh.
>>9529851
>The ninja lies down, butt up, on the ground. Grabbing the hilt of his sword, he uses it to stand back up.
Thy tricks shant be forgotten once I meet with you.
>>9529855
Halt!
>He points his sword at the thing before him.
State thy name and purpose!
>>9529851
>Kazuma suddenly jumps and turns to an empty space behind him waving his hands as if to calm someone down.
M-mr. Terumi..? Why do you have a problem with being a hero..?
>>9529912
fuck off
>>9529908
>HETERO = no yuri
>HOMO = yuri
>>9529912
fuck off
>>9529851
>dies in the bloodbath
Ok then..
>>9529939
>Yuri
Fuck ioff
DAY 1!
That's kind of pathetic to be captured by that tribute.
Soundwave, meet shockwaves.
Competitive footracing is becoming a big deal in the Arena. I don't know why, but...
Now how the hell is she going to see where to travel to?
So much for any semblance of teamwork stemming from one of those Bloodbath teams.
This isn't a movie, Fyxe.
>>9529855
>pilots
>>9529888
I'll have you know my handwriting is MUCH worse than that, thank you.
That shit's like cursive to me.
>>9529671
Fucking disgusting ass liberal LGBTBBQ brainwashing
>>9529851
>Puts two card face down.
That should be enough for now. Nothing too interesting but we'll see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRPAs-HerJQ
>>9529859
H-Hey now can shout a bit lower please, even with Faith no More I've troubl... Quirk? What?...
Hmm ahah yeah no problem I don't want to punch you either, I'll just let you guys kill each other and come out on top at the last moment, best tactic there is here.
>>9529859
>>9529961
giving me a rec of ur favorite meal?
>>9529851
> a dubstep theme of dont stop me now plays
What the bollocks is this?! This isint music!
> Shaun
>>9529851
>Fucking dies
>>9529950
>The traveler wakes in the morning to discover someone has wrote a name on their map.
...I wonder what they were thinking when they did this.
>>9529948
>Implying I like yuri
I-It's just how I classified my art with Sanya because there's so much of it...
>>9529961
no
>>9529950
M-my friend Terumi is a ghost..! You're insulting him by doing s-sick things like that..
>>9529855
Oh, shut up, you blathering machine.
>>9529950
>Oh she does much more than scream.
>The very sky about them darkens as Elis forms in to full from a mere mist, letting out a threatening, unnaturally loud scream, excess arcane power crackling away from her wand as she shows off.
>>9529950
If this isn't a movie? Why all the cameras in the arena? Oh yeah I know don't worry, the game is broadcasted worldwide, but you never know... they might like me so much they'll use footage of me to create a movie, so I better put a good show...
But so far I've been pretty lame...
>>9529950
I SWEAR TO GOD GUYS I SAW ONE OVER HERE, JUST TRUST ME, WE'RE GONNA CATCH IT AND.. AND TURN IT OVER TO SCIENCE OR SOMETHING, WE'RE GONNA BE RICH, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT, JUST TRUST ME. I'LL LET IT EAT ME AND KICK ITS ASS FROM THE INSIDE.
>>9529970
WHAT?
Oh. Was I yelling? Sorry. Anyway, yeah, your quirk. Your ability. Jeez, you people been living under a rock for the last million years? How do you guys not know what quirk means? You've obviously got some sorta.. Dog quirk. Or maybe like.... A.. Fox.. Quirk.. Or something. Either way, that's nothing compared to mine, so you've got no chance at beating me.
>>9529965
>implying yours is worse than mine
>>9530000
>Ignores. Clearly just a chuuni or something.
>>9529950
You know, I don't think this is a very good idea.
>>9529999
>>9530000
hahahahah we did it guyz xDDDd pedos bfot :))))0
>>9529950
That's not nice, ma'am
>>9529851
>>9529895
>Kosaku picks up his phone and puts it to his ear, surprised someone knows his number. "I haven't revealed any of those details to anyone, yet! Is it a telemarketer?" Kosaku sighs, greeting the stranger the only way he knows how.
Hello, this is the Kawajiri residence. Kosaku Kawajiri speaking. How may I help you today?
>>9529950
I've seen worse...
>>9530035
fort keks
NIGHT 1!
Much like communism, it's fair in theory, until you're the one with the literal short stick.
Oh hell yeah, partying with motherfuckin' VIVALDI! Let's get some Seasons up in this bitch!
But...aren't you a rat, too? Surely you can talk with them.
What've you got in that coffin, hm? Metal bones?
>>9529999
>>9530000
C-C-C-C-Checked.
>>9530040
> fort jape
>>9530000
Ka-ha. I must be out of practice, making such a simple error in spelling as that.
>>9530012
>As it was not the target of her display she doesn't even acknowledge the other person.
>>9530043
Mmm, yes, magician.
Allow me this, or I shall drain you dry and toss your body away as if it were nothing.
>>9530005
That's... That's much better thanks. Oh and I see but I don't think I've got a quirk really besides... Hemm....
But now that I think about it, you kinda remind me of someone who never shut up about "quirks" too...
...
Iida tenya? You know the guy?
Little demon
>>9530009
>implying my handwriting can even be put above anyone's
My As look like goddamn Us. How bad could yours possibly be?
>>9530015
>Goddammit Lenny..
>>9530043
I-it just looks like it's because of the buckles on him.. It looks like they're on that coffin too..
>>9530043
>The traveler stops as the girl begins scanning their person with the metal detector. They would indeed be carrying quite a few items that would set it off.
May I help you...?
>>9529889
>Then you're one of the rare ones. Or maybe I am a little jaded from /sug/. Well if you're caught up, hope you keep enjoying the show. The special on Monday looks good.
>>9529909
>It's going to be a few hours but the episodes are really short. Apparently it will take a little more than a day to watch all of it.
>>9529950
>The ninja stands at the finish line waiting for everyone. Even when wearing a mask, one can see the smugness come off him.
Haha! Not one soul can compare their speed with one of a ninja!
>>9530043
>Once the door opens, the ninja doesn't hesitate to point the sword at her face.
I hear ye hath something valuable. It must be shared at once!
>>9530043
I drew a big dog chewing steel. Heh after that he won't be able to say he never seen it in his life.
...
I didn't check the paper though, but it was probably nothing important.
>>9529899
>The rock just bounces off the xboxhueg mech.
>>9529918
>The xboxhueg mech looks down on you
HELLO. I AM THE SUPERIOR.CHARIOT.OF.RIGHTEOUS.COMBUSTIBLE.HEAT...OR SCORCH FOR SHORT.
MY PURPOSE IS TO CLEANSE THE BATTLEFIELD OF ENEMIES THROUGH RIGHTEOUS FLAME, TO PROTECT THE PILOT THROUGH RIGHTEOUS FLAME AND TO COOK SPICY BBQS, THROUGH RIGHTEOUS FLAME.
>>9530027
>The voice is FUCKING LOUD AND DEEP
HELLO THIS IS SCORCH.
>>9530000
I WAS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR SILENCE. FLAMES DO NOT SUIT FOR STEALTH MISSIONS.
>>9529956
HELLO PILOT, PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME. I MUST GO THROUGH A CALIBRATION PROCESS. THIS PROCESS MAY HURT.
>>9529950
ENEMY SCORCH DETECTED, TAKING EVASIVE MANEUVERS
>>9530043
I CAN CONFIRM, THAT BY MUSICAL STANDARDS, THE FRICTION CREATED BY THAT WOODEN INSTRUMENT IS INDEED HOT.
>>9530043
OI!
>>9530043
WHAT'S THIS? OH, NICE. LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. I WASN'T USING THIS PAPER ANYWAY, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND KEEP SCRIBBLING, I'M GONNA GO FIND FOOD.
>>9530063
Yeah, he's kiND OF A DICK. HE'S IN CLASS A, I'M CLASS B THOUGH, SO WE DON'T TALK OFTEN, THANK GOD.
>>9530100
I'd ask you directly which character it is over Steam but you aint on
DAY 2!
Really, what do you people have against maps? They're harmless, and helpful.
I'd want to party with Easy Pete.
ARON AND MC RIDE BOTH GOING HUGE! WHICH ONE WILL OUTLAST THE OTHER?!
Actually, it's the spirit of Stalin.
Aliens are actually really into lolis. Perhaps it's better they never, ever, ever visit us.
>>9530074
Pure chicken scratch
>>9530133
>Tetsutetsu stands up from his seat and pumps his hands.
HELL YEAH! DID I WIN?
>Kicks the board
CHECKMATE!
>>9530133
SURVEYS HAVE CONCLUDED THAT ROASTED DOG IS SUITABLY DELICIOUS FOR CREW.
>>9530127
Oh great ah ah! I drew you a big dog chewing steel!
You are? Heh I knew that... it's true that he's... special, but he's not a bad guy at heart, he just need to chill down a bit.
>>9530133
Is that a partition? But huh... I don't know how to play violin...
I love your music though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqTtXwpDFGc
>>9530133
Oh well, she's not real, and I dont even know her!
> vinny's hunger meter goes up
>>9530152
Child's play compared to mine.
>>9530133
Ye hath been blessed by the god, ye have! It shall happen with I as well! Yoshimitsu swears it!
>>9530106
So ye fight for justice?
>Swinging his weapon a few times, he finally sheathes it once again as he attempts to stare down the huge mech.
I hast doubts that mine sword shant work on you in any case. Ye don't look to be a leader. Where doth thou hail from?
>>9530133
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP!
NGRAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH.....
>>9530133
... I have no connection to that person.. That was just a weird coincidence.
>>9530133
>As the traveler passes by, their coffin accidentally knocks the chess board off its table. They stop when they hear the pieces clatter to the floor.
Ah... I am sorry about that. I was lost in thought and was not paying attention.
>>9530106
>Kosaku pauses, taking the phone off his ear and staring skeptically at it for a few minutes. "This isn't a telemarketer. Who is this man?" Shrugging it off, he slowly puts it back to his ear to see just why he was called.
Good afternoon, Scorch. Might I ask you why you had called me? I'm a very busy person, but I will help you if you need it.
NIGHT 2!
Friend of your's, perhaps, Soundwave?
...How would porn of him even work?
Looks like we got a battle of the businesses. I wonder which one will come out on top.
>>9530152
Give me a minute. I'm going to show you mine.
>>9530181
Man up and prove it.
>>9530209
>The traveler has never used a computer before, and seeing as they were attempting to search for where any nearby witches may be, their inexperience clearly shows.
>>9530175
IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE'S NOT BAD, HE'S ANNOYING. THE GUY DOESN'T EVEN FIGHT VERY WELL. WHAT KIND OF A QUIRK IS ROCKET LEGS? NOT MY KINDA GUY. HE'S ONE OF THOSE GUYS YOU ONLY INVITE TO THE PARTY IF YOU INVITE EVERYBODY ELSE SO THAT HE DOESN'T ASK YOU ABOUT IT THE NEXT DAY AND YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM FOR LONGER THAN YOU WANT TO.
>>9530209
...HUH. ALRIGHT. THIS SWORD MUST'VE BEEN IRON. ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED. SEE YA, HAVE A GOOD ONE, DUDE.
>>9530209
>Activates trap card
>spellbinding circle
>Somehow it
's an headlock
>tfw taking a huge satisfying shit the day after anal play
It smells like KY lol
>>9530209
I AM made of metal, you didn't know?
>>9530209
I like it!
> he'd laugh
>>9530106
>With an annoyed sigh, she points her wand at the mecha, a wave of force flying from it.
I have no time for your like, be still, leave, or I shall make you still.
>>9530133
Keh? What a curious attempt. Very well, I'll humor it. Let's see what you have in store, human.
>>9530209
Hmm....
> MC Ride smiles
>>9530199
IS THIS PILOT #754443?
>>9530191
I HAIL FROM FACTORY [CLASSIFIED]
>>9530209
>Heres your answer apparently.
DAY 3!
These 2hus, man. They always try their hardest to win.
Gadget really, really doesn't like Reigen.
Seriously, what the hell do you people have against maps?
Maybe people just really like petting the cat.
>>9530245
Yeah, but you're tiny. I could probably cut your arm off with a butter knife.
>>9530152
>>9530212
Check it.
>>9530276
Ah. I see this person has made some mistakes.
>The traveler begins correcting some areas of the map that have been charted incorrectly.
>>9530276
> elliot's gif is playing random frames each slide
>>9530245
>>9530276
SO YOU'RE MADE OF METAL, I CAN TURN MYSELF INTO METAL... YOU THINK DINOSAURS WERE MADE OF METAL?
>>9530279
Asgore
>>9530276
Now that's some weird shiit...
>>9530295
Did you even read my post
>>9530249
>You feel the need to take a few steps back from the searing heat as the mech activates some kind of inferno shield.
ARE YOU A THREAT TO THE MISSION?
>>9530276
HELLO.
>>9530229
>puts back headphones.
Y-Yeah that's kinda true I guess... But oh well he's not here so let's not talk about him.
So your "quick" is metal huh? But you know, there are things that makes steel melt... jet fuels?
>>9530276
Well it's not like we can really make a map of your arena anyway... It looks like everything change places as soon as you stop looking at them. Just a crimson mass everywhere...
NIGHT 3!
That sounds about right for Inspector Gadget.
I don't know whether to call you fucked-up again, Reigen, or thank you. Probably both.
Good...good job, Pete. You're really showing them what-for.
Robots enjoy shiny things. Who knew?
Business IS good.
>>9530295
My handwriting is damn near illegible. I've shared it before.
>>9530313
Confusion is all part of the fun!
>>9530271
>Kosaku's brow furrows, confused by the person's questions. "It must be a w r o n g n u m b e r call. Maybe I should keep it going for now."
No, this is Kosaku Kawajiri. I have no affiliation with pilots of any sort. Why are you asking? I
>>9530332
I would not go near that if I were you...
>>9530293
No, but I like to think they are. I used to own many books as a young kitten to read about dinosaurs, actually.
>>9530128
>So i signed back on and heard a message being sent but the the app won't pop up and show me. Think I'm going to need to restart the laptop to get it back working. Give me a second.
>>9530271
I hath never heard of such a location. No matter! Any ally of justice is an ally of mine! Thine armor intrigues I, The Second Yoshimitsu. I wouldst like to test it.
>>9530334
(P-Pretend that "I" wasn't there)
>>9530332
Hey, big robot...
>>9530276
Pathetic.
>With a sneer she slams the skull to the ground, crushing it underfoot as she walks off.
>>9530312
>The vampire lets out an annoyed hiss as she allows herself a few steps away, shielding herself with a wing.
I am a threat to your very existence if you don't leave, you wretched pile of scrap! I would tear you apart for the sheer disrespect of annoying me!
give a (you) pls
>>9530332
CLOAKED ENEMY SIGHTED TO FAR RIGHT, PROCEEDING TO GIVE CHASE.
>>9530334
THEN THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER. YOU WILL NOT BE CHARGED.
>the caller hangs up.
>>9530350
DO YOU WISH TO BECOME A PILOT?
>>9530369
That will be five dollars
>>9530332
>LP 4000 =>1500
D-Damn... q-quick I need to
>Activates Potion of the old man http://static.api3.studiobebop.net/ygo_data/card_images/Poison_of_the_Old_Man.jpg
> LP : 1500 => 2700
W-Way better.
>>9530369
Here's a (you) anon!! Don't waste it!
>>9530332
...
>Izuku is really trying his hardest to ignore her...even though he knows he should probably help her...he is a hero after all.
>>9530313
STEEL. STEEL'S COOLER THAN JUST SAYING METAL. ANYTHING CAN MELT, IDIOT. THERE ARE THINGS THAT MAKE DOGS MELT. EVEN IF SOMETHING DOES TRY TO MELT ME, I'LL JUST KICK ITS ASS BEFORE IT CAN. EASY.
>>9530332
NICE, THAT WAS KINDA WARM.
>>9530346
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT "YOUNG KITTEN?" YOU'RE A ROBOT. ROBOTS DON'T AGE, MORON.
What is the point of hungry games?
>>9530242
This must be King Knight
Eating pizza, duh...
DAY 4!
Laying amongst the autism spinners, are we?
Fucking weeb-ass Transformers.
Hah! You're...you're anime! Hahah!
>>9530367
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO SURRENDER. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN THE STREET BEING SCORCHED AND BATHED IN RIGHTEOUS FLAME.
>>9530404
COMBAT TRAINING AND SIMULATION.
>>9530402
I USED to be one until I was captured by a evil force and turned me into a cyborg. I may not look like one but I sure am!
>>9530376
>Kosaku sighs, placing his phone in his pocket and shaking his head. "Children these days and their overactive imaginations. These prank calls are getting out of hand. And I hadn't even been able to say goodbye, either. Good grief..."
>>9530427
DO YOU POOP?
>>9530416
Get AWAY from me!
> Elliot pushes the girl to the ground before running back to his BMW
>>9530391
boing...boing...boing
>>9530434
Why would you ask such a question like that? Robots don't poop.
NIGHT 4!
Out of all the tributes...really, Mikun? What do people look like where you're from?
Fidget Spinners DO do absolutely nothing, you're right.
Stop trying to cut the robots. It doesn't work like that.
Elliot isn't entirely a bad guy, y'know?
>>9530416
>>9530362
THIS HELIUM IS NOT USEFUL FOR MY RESERVES, PLEASE USE IT AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO.
>>9530458
>fug
>>9530458
but what if they're designed to poop
>>9530279
>>9530458
YOU SAID YOU'RE A CYBORG, THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM A ROBOT, SOME CYBORGS POOP, I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN STILL POOP.
>miss a Gauntlet again
Just kill me f.am
>>9530416
>The traveler is suddenly jabbed from the side. Their coat is spotted with a grimy residue, some of which attaches itself to the boy's hands. The traveler is quick to spin around and face them.
You should be more careful who you jab like that.
>The traveler removes a handkerchief from their coat.
Use this.
>>9530402
You sure like to scream... Are you sure your "quirk" isn't immunity against a sore throat...
Hehe... Well really?
You'd do that? Even a girl? I'm sure there is one who could melt your heart.
>>9530416
Thanks a lot.... damn...
Oh at least my duel disk is safe...
>>9530446
Is that some kind of lyrics? What's the rest?
>>9530369
It be mine number one duty to give to the poor.
>>9530376
I wish to protect those that can't protect themselves. If that means listening to thee, then so be it!
DAY 5!
You mercilessly bully the Fidget Spinners, but right as they're about to off themselves, NOW you care? You are an asshole to the upmost degree, Pete.
>>9530464
>The traveler knocks the thing over, the thought of using the old wood for tinder so that they may cook some food later. They didn't know anybody was inside.
>>9530464
What?!
> vinny bursts into laughter
WHAT??!!
>>9530481
Okay!
>the anon draws their sword, and stabs the other anon through the lung. They proceed to twist the blade slowly, ensuring the anon feels as much pain as possible before dieing.
>>9530499
BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING
>honking noises
>>9530478
My catnapper had never told me if I had that mechanic or not. But you seem to be interested.
>>9530512
Oh come on don't say that, just because I came back doesn't mean I'll spend the rest of mylife here.
I.. I just need to make enough money and I'll get some looong vacations
>>9530476
>>9530523
Looks like some kind of avant-garde funk with the honking... Oh well, it has a nice groove to it.
>>9530512
>The traveler is quick to lower their bottle and spit out what vinegar they consumed.
I see... That was a good prank, I supposed.
>They stash the bottle away into the folds of their coat.
Thank you for the supplies though.
>>9530499
W-What're you saying? No, I'm a hero, I don't have time for that kind of thing, plus.. Eh.. Women would never be.. Y'know- interested, so-..
ANYWAY, YES, I'M SURE, I'D BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A GIRL IF I HAD TO. THERE'S NO ROOM FOR SEXISM IN BEING A HERO. I'LL KNOCK GUYS'S TEETH OUT JUST AS HARD AS A GIRL'S.
>>9530512
DO YOU LIKE IT?
>>9530527
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW? DO YOU NEED TO POOP OR DO YOU NOT NEED TO POOP?
NIGHT 5!
It's alright, Fidget Spinners. The autists love you.
I'd buy Fyxe-O's.
Okay, maybe cutting the robots DOES work.
>>9530416
>Elis immediately drops the human.
>>9530419
I'll allow you five to stand down and leave.
>>9530464
Elis rises from the water, angier-looking than ever as she spits some water out, a small fish along with it.
You'd best apologize.
>>9530512
I agree to come here for a single purpose, and you fail to deliver even on that?
No matter. I can simply provide my own drinks.
>>9530554
>>9530559
>Let's pretend I posted this after you and linked you in it.
>>9530564
>The traveler is too slow to participate in such a high-speed activity. They just congratulate the winner and move on.
>>9530476
pretty
>>9530214
>>9530564
DAY 6!
And the group in question? Vinesauce. Duh.
>>9530571
>>9530584
>>9530559
>What they said
>>9530559
Really? Ah ahah oh yeah well at least you won't be sued by any feminist association that way...sorta.
But hey you know, a lot of girls like the loud screaming type, so don't deppreciate yourself like that.
What's your name by the way?
>>9530564
I know I'm on the box and all and it's really cool, you should all have one in your house... But I like you, so I'm gonna give you a secret..
It's pure junk, it's so fat you'd probably end up with manboobs... but maybe that was the idea.
>>9530597
Ka-ha! The oldest trick in the book, and you still fell for it?
>>9530597
> Vinny corrupts into thin air as soon as his heart stops beating
>>9530597
>>9530612
>The traveler just stares blankly at the now empty can, covered in plastic snakes.
Yes... It appears I did.
Perhaps I should better educate myself in the art of pranks.
>>9530597
W-What kind of stupid event is that host?!
I didn't understan
>>9530539
>>9530559
Eh, not really.
>>9530564
Uwaaah!
>Mikun hisses as his metallic body gets stabbed, oil slowly leaks out of the cyborg's robotic body.
Y-you win, little boy...
>>9530597
BASTARD
NIGHT 6!
RNGsus was right the last time. Will he be right again? Find out tomorrow.
Gascoigne has an eye for competitive businesses.
>>9530629
Magical fire grass. It's native to Australia. I had to import it myself. Cost me quite the pretty penny.
>>9530584
>>9530599
WHAT'RE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? I FOLLOWED ALL OF THE INSTUCTIONS PERFECTLY, I LEFT IT TO FERMENT OVERNIGHT, IT SHOULD'VE BEEN GREAT. I DON'T GET WHAT WENT WR-Oh, that was the wrong bottle.
>>9530597
THESE TOYS ARE GETTING TOO DAMN DANGEROUS!
>>9530609
>He puffs his chest out loud and proud.
MY NAME IS TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU. WHO'SE ASKING?
>>9530633
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT REALLY? LIKE YOU NEED TO POOP A LITTLE BIT, OR JUST SOMETIMES? BECAUSE THAT'S STILL YOU NEEDING TO POOP.
>>9530506
PLEASE STATE NAME PILOT.
>>9530571
>He begins counting down.
>>9530597
TRAITOR DETECTED.
>>9530650
ATTEMPTING TO OPEN DOOR.
>>9530650
You know... At least here I cannot be pranked again.
>The traveler suddenly snaps out of it. They have a curse to get rid of! A witch to find!
>>9530661
Ah, I see. I shall leave you to your alcohol then.
>>9530650
Tccchhh... Instead of spending your game's budget into stupid things like that you should probably buy a time machine or something.
It's way more useful and cool
>>9530650
Is this...?
No...
>>9530650
I... I-is this necessary..? It's kind of cold..
F E A S T B O Y S
That's symbolic of how stupidly p[profitable those damned things are.
Fucking Hitler.
By "bumper of his car," it just means "his ass" in this instance.
>>9530682
I have some! They're just...in the past. I think. Somewhere around 1874.
>>9530718
>At least the traveler was sealed away in a coffin. They wouldn't have had it any other way.
>>9530671
>As does Elis.
>>9530661
Proper wine takes far, far longer than that, what in the world did you read about?
>>9530650
You should be flattered, cretin.
>>9530621
Honestly, it isn't even that entertaining. You humans get dimmer and dimmer by the year, really...
>>9530680
>>9530718
That mecha adolf hitler event would probably be better if there was someone piloting him. Just my two cents on it.
Oh and right, I'll go in the past to pick up your machine, but you need to write an event about me in exchange, right? Deal? Oh about a whole arena while we're at it.
R8 my chicken scratch.
>>9530739
SOME GUY WITH A COAT ON SOLD ME A GUIDE ON HOW TO MAKE IT FOR FIVE BUCKS. I FIGURED HE NEEDED THE MONEY, SINCE HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY PANTS, AND BOUGHT IT OFF OF HIM. WHY?
>>9530739
>The traveler stashes the empty can away into their coat pocket.
Perhaps. It could just be you have a knack for spotting easy targets.
>>9530661
>She takes off her headphones and scream as well
CALL ME FYYYYYYYYYYXE!
...
Hey it's pretty neat to scream once in a while, no wonder you do it so much ahah.
Nice to meet you!
DAY 7!
SCORCH says "no" to post-Feast peace.
>>9530752
You'll get an event if you place top 3 in a Gauntlet Championship: aka, every 24 games, the 24 winners compete. Cross your fingers, yo.
>>9530671
I be the leader of the Manji Clan, Yoshimitsu the Second! And with thine help, I shall bring order to the orderless land of 1607!
>>9530755
Gorgeous. I'm sure your mum would be proud of you.
>>9530771
So, in other words "never" then ah ah ok...
I'm pretty bad at winning...
A chance there are other ways to make money here...
>>9530755
I hate my phone...
>>9530766
HELL YEAH IT IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT YOUR TOP GAME ALL THE TIME UNLESS YOU'RE PUMPED ALL DAY? YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A VILLAIN'S GONNA JUMP YOU, SO YOU'VE ALWAYS GOTTA KEEP YOUR ADRENALINE UP. THEY WON'T EXPECT IT.
>>9530781
Yeah, if she was alive.
OH SHIT BOYS, WE'RE GOING TO WAR AGAIN. CAN'T GET ENOUGH WAR. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
>>9530793
I can assure you that winning is free. No money needed.
...But, if you pay me, I miiiiight just make winning easier for you. :^)
>>9530739
5.
>>9530771
THIS LEVER IS VERY USEFUL.
>>9530777
PILOT YOSHIMITSU.
>The cockpit opens and is cooled
PLEASE ENTER FOR CALIBRATION.
>>9530805
You know what you gotta do, right? Tape it to her grave and scream "I DID IT MUM!" loudly and proudly. It's what I would do.
>>9530821
And people call me cringing...
>>9530796
NIGHT 7!
I don't know whether to blame your weight or the fact that you're a robot.
New thread comin' ASAP. Will it end then? Only I know!
>>9530848
>A touhou alive in the final 3
welp
>>9530828
You do you.
>>9530848
SCORCH CANNOT INTO SWIM. ERROR ERROR.
>>9530797
YEAH I GUESS SO, AND IT'S A COOL WAY TO GENERATE HYPE TOO, I DO IT PRET-...
...
Pretty often... But now I just realized I'm not a "hero" anyway, so no point in doing it.
>>9530814
Yeah no... I'm not "that kind" of person...
But actually I meant that... the wincards can be exchanged for money, you never went to the big office and the entrance of that place?
Tcch, a lot of guys aren't aware of that even though they might be rich.
>>9530874
your 3d tits are fucking disgusting.
>>9530887
>>9530887
>>9530887
>>9530887
>>9530887
9530874
...How much is a Rigginsmania win worth?
>>9530815
>The ninja reaches for his sword on instinct as it opens up. When it was clear nothing was happening, he sheathes it and carefully inspects the inside.
This be not what I was expecting. This musteth be a new type of armor that gives the wearer fighting abilities.
>The ninja then flips into the cockpit, his face confused at all the buttons presented to him behind the mask.
I shall learn how to control it.
>Now confident, he presses a random button.