Moony Attorney Edition
Last Thread: >>9515808
[NEW RELEASES]
>Stuck Together
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!w6xyBDYR!zGTNesKi5s89QOW5WmGCxg
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/preair/05x01.mkv
Marebucks: https://marebucks.com/sun/127
Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5lts7g
[NEWS]
>4 new episodes for Memorial Day (May 29th)
https://beachcity.cafe/s04e25_26-titles/
>SU Soundtrack coming June 2nd, pre-order now
http://apple.co/2riEbl9
>"Keep Beach City Weird: You Can't Hide the Truth!!!" now available
https://su-g.pw/dre9u
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
Who's ready for tonight's leaks?
>>9523844
i already leaked
and by that i mean i pissed myself :3c
GOOD DAY /SUG/!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING? I HOPE YOU ARE DOING SPLENDIDLY FANTASTIC!!!!
Gems should hit Steven's balls until he's learned his lesson.
THE LEAKS ARE NEVER COMING
I was waiting for the new thread to post this ironically
Kat is COOL!!!! Amber is too!!!!
>>9523990
Bless anon
>Steven Universe S05E03 - Off Colors
>US Airdate: May 29th, 2017 at 7:30PM
>Synopsis: Steven discovers some unusual, unexpected allies.
OH SHIT SON, FAMETHYST, CARNELIAN AND THIN JASPER RETURN!!
>>9522314
I'll color lineart, if anyone wants.
>>9523969
Gems should be gentle, loving mother figures.
>>9524061
>>9524068
>>9524026
Oh... that's unexcepted but if it's that true I'll draw at least 2 lewds. No fucking kidding.
>>9524064
If your mother didn't hit you in the balls, she probably didn't love you very much.
>>9524061
Plz
>>9524061
I wonder if you can do something with this, just some light colors
>>9524489
>>9524489
>ywn lock ian out of the bathroom and watch him piss himself
life is meaningless
anus
Oh boy, this is gonna be GOOD.
I wanna do stuff with Rose
Like go shopping with her
>>9527838
I wanna do stuff with all the people who perpetuate the shitty "Rose is fat" meme.
Like break their fucking hands.
I don't particularly like myself.
"You got this Pearl."
Are you anons getting schwifty up in here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iMI3RrWbr4
>>9523844
Yeeee boy I've already seen them they're pretty spicy
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
>>9524026
retard
>>9524061
So what will PD's personality be like?
Will we see how Rose shattered her?
What if the lowest class gems are basically sewer cleaners? They could help Steven and Lars
>>9528996
Stop
/sug/ dating service when
>>9528906
What else do you want to know?
>>9528976
or his head gets badly injured, so Steven uses his healing spit on him.
>>9529028
I just want inglurious bastard type rebels to help Steven.
>>9528750
>reddit and memey
get out
>>9528053
Isn't it sad how we want to make people feel loved, but can hardly convince ourselves we are worth loving?
>>9529028
Why would Homeworld have sewers?
>>9529028
quartz
If a gem remains in a fragmented living state when shattered, what happens if you were to turn them into powder by grinding their gem?
>>9529037
Yellow's expression here is so fucking hot like damn.
Steven is standing on a white diamond here in a fluorescent palette
>>9528946
What holiday is this thursday?
Thinking about taking a painkiller but trying to not use much
>>9528996
>Lapis and Steven were chillin
>steven lean over and say "you want fuck?"
>lapis say "all my life mylove"
>they fuck hard
>>9529045
>blue diamond sees this happen
>STEVEN YOU HAVE HEALING POWERS?
>I KNOW, RIGHT!
>Let's go to the zoo, where Pink Diamonds shards are in. You can just spit on them and heal her!
>>9529037
Gems should hug more
Gems should ride shopping carts
>>9529039
Why did you start looking here?
Do you feel alone?
post piss
>>9524061
>>9529096
Why do people make Lapis brown, there is nothing brown about her she's an emo white chick
>>9529107
Lapidirts should kill themselves.
>>9529124
There is noth8ng white about her either
>>9528955
>Peridot ships herself with Jasper
What did they mean by this?
>>9529124
she's a wetback
>>9529135
kys
>>9529124
Your headcanon is not only shit, it's incredibly boring.
>>9529084
The fusion of Blue, Yellow, and White Diamond is green confirmed.
>>9529137
Okay, tumblr
Pearl has big feet
>>9529137
No DSL is a big one
Her nose
Her hair
No curves
>>9529152
Amethyst is purple
>>9529120
or dont
>>9529153
Indians have thin lips, no curves, straight hair and small noses. Doesn't mean they're white. Maybe you are a retard after all
>>9529153
And she likes to rape little boys
Also her speech pattern
>>9529163
or do
>>9529144
can i ask you why you keep saying that
>>9529037
decent slowed-down gif where they're not blinking ferociously when
or maybe a gif that doesn't loop. I don't know how to do these things.
>>9523962
Becky looks pretty there uwu
>>9529108
It's more of a joke here but yes I feel alone most of the time
>>9529088
Ascension of Christ. And soon is pentecost, meaning another day off probably.
Which of you is gonna piss on my face and call me a whore? Come on now, don't be shy.
>>9529141
>>9529179
what's wrong man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFTS73XrgRA
The weird head-bob that Moonstone does at (0:13) is seen a lot from other characters. I really like it.
>>9529153
>no curves
It pays to leave your house, anon
>>9529153
>Her nose
My black cousin has the same nose.
>>9529141
That she has shit taste
>>9529222
Better than lapis
>>9529194
Sweet free days off are great
tang and zuke deserve to be bullied
>>9529248
no they don't
>>9529153
>no DSL
She's trans-nigger though
OH now its active LEL
>>9528750
Get this overhyped piece of garbage out of here. I will never understand how people find this show funny
>>9529265
kys
>>9529238
good joke
POST
PEEING
>>9529222
In Zuke's opinion.
>>9529189
That's a damn shame. But I can relate. I think I'd be a complete shutin if it weren't for my roomies.
>>9529290
Good content.
>>9529289
>T-they're just pretending to hate my terrible show.
>>9529248
It's makes them more of a victim, so no.
>>9529189
:(
>>9529196
Hey that's my position, don't steal it
>>9529317
Yo yo yo I am here to say, I would like some leaks today.
>>9529328
maybe they should stop making themselves easy targets and throwing temper tantrums on twitter
>>9529338
>>9529239
It's neat, although sometimes they can be a bit.. excessive in this country. A decent amount of people will have/take their day off tomorrow as well, which we call "bridge day". I normally don't mind it, but since they usually come in rapid succession these months (there are ~9-14 such days across the year depending where you live) it sometimes gets in the way of work.
>>9524061
are you the same coloranon from the last thread?
If so, pic related would be nice
if not, you can ignore this request since the other might already be doin this one
>>9529289
>s-stop disliking w-what I like, b-bully!
>>9529316
I don't know why but posting that makes me feel a little less alone sometimes
>>9523840
>>9523990
>Better update the future foresight
what if lapis won the world record for most spit bubbles blown
I made an orange cream smoothie today, /sug/.
>>9529248
i disagree. i still bully though
>>9529384
Ahh that's true but here there isn't very many guaranteed days off
>>9529435
ok i dont care give me a leak
>>9529452
aquedickt.png
>>9529462
That's fucking racist.
Do you think Sour Cream smells like Sour Cream?
>>9529452
>Has the tits
>Has the ass
How other gems can even compete?
>>9529499
Shapeshifting
>>9529435
I want to drink jasper's orange cream smoothie
>>9529435
Yummy!
>tfw no frozen orange smoothie because the place I usually get it is on the other side of the country
>>9529504
delet
>>9529470
What will we find in the pics sug?
>>9529499
answer: they can't.
>>9529415
Well sooory anon lol
>>9529530
your death
Lapiven is canon
>>9529381
>>9529532
thats right
>>9529530
I hope to see YD and BD fucking
>>9529549
Of course.
>>9529549
>>9529552
yea lol
>>9529499
There simply is no competition. Here, have the oldest Aquamarine lewd I know of. It was created minutes after the screenshots for I Am My Mom leaked.
>>9529499
>>Has the tits
>>Has the ass
Only in fanart.
>>9524047
>Can't decide which meme to shitpost with: vaporwave or moonman
ech
>>9527838
kill yourself phoneposter
>>9529600
Not a chance
>>9529596
No
>>9529596
>only post content i like
retard
I'm going to try and draw a lewd tonight
No guaranteed I'll post it
Wish me luck
Image=not mine
>>9529410
well I'll be damned. I never knew. I'm glad it does, though.
>>9529600
She has canon hips.
>>9529618
Paul makes everyone thick.
>>9529643
I want to panty fuck her
>>9529637
keep us updated lewdanon
>>9529637
I see the appeal of this ship now
>>9529578
The oldest it's an edit, but the actual drawing is that one.
>>9529512
>antirickkek
all you people do is shitpost. we get that you don't like the show 'cos you think it's somehow reddit-ish but no-one fucking cares.
>>9529666
Thanks Lucifer.
>>9529670
fuck off retarded perifag
>>9529640
Yea don't worry I guess it sounds a little dramatic. Sorry about that.
>Best tits
>Best ass
>Best energy
>Best moans
>best pussy
>Best lips
>Overall winner
You decide /sug/
what would be more insufferable
peridot + lapis or peridot + aquamarine?
>>9529684
clearly a troll. clearly a troll.
>>9529708
Yes
>>9529696
>>Best tits
>>Best ass
>>Best energy
>>Best moans
>>best pussy
Aquamarine
>Best lips
Amethyst
>Overall winner
Take a wild guess
>>9529708
The second would be some awful mega peridot
>>9529708
The former. Aquamarine would smash peridot against a rock until her autism is leaking out of her nostrils.
>>9529696
>Best dick
Lapis
>>9529696
>Best tits
Rose this isn't even a contest
>Best ass
Garnet
>Best energy
Jasper probably
>Best moans
This is a tough one. I'm going to go with rose because she's already pretty breathy
>best pussy
Pearl's probably tight as fug
>Best lips
Amy
>Overall winner
Rose
>>9529448
That's true.
>that pic
is it weird I'm already looking forward to christmas again? I'm usually in the mood for a "second christmas" somewhere june/july. I tend to listen to a lot of Christmas music in those months because of that.
>>9529734
Sapphire could beat your waifu blind folded.
>>9529470
>Lapishit
You don't deserve leaks.
>>9529696
>Best tits: Rose
>Best ass: Garnet, Jasper and then Amethyst
>Best energy: Amethyst and Rose would be the most eager
>Best moans: Rose, Pearl
>best pussy: Lapis
>Best lips: Rose
>Overall winner: Pearl
>>9529696
>Best tits
Rose
>Best ass
Jasper
>Best energy
Amethyst
>Best moans
Aqua
>best pussy
Aqua
>Best lips
Amethyst
>Overall winner
Amethyst. She'd probably the most willing to have sex out of all the gems anyway.
>>9529760
Why are you mad?
>>9529750
Nah Christmas stuff makes me want it to be Christmas at anytime of the year
>>9529759
She's not even a contestant, Sapphirefag. Keep spamming requests so your waifu can get any art.
>>9529696
>Best burp
>>9529659
Not sure what I'll try and make but something with a varguba
So is the crescent on Moony part of her outfit? It extends below her chin and is the same color as the rest of her outfit. If it is indeed just a cowl or hood, I wonder what her hairdo looks like...
Just spitballin' because I feel like doodling.
>>9529790
>The Aquafag is angry that their waifu will be irrelevant after this bomb
And Sapphire will still be part of the main cast.
>>9529800
More Bellow Diamond couldn't hurt.
UNIVERSE, I NEED PICTURES OF FAT GEMS YESTERDAY, GET ON IT.
>>9529812
>as if she isn't already dying out
FOTM waifu for a reason
>>9529810
Looks like a pearl...
>>9529815
die
>>9529810
I'd imagine her hair fills the hood so is a similar shape
Nice doodles
>>9529821
Not going to do multiple in it
Gotta start one at a time
>>9529812
>sapphire will still be a component of a character that's part of the main cast
ftfy
>>9529860
Yellow Diamond solo then?
>>9529810
someone did something similar in an earlier thread
>>9529696
>>Best tits
Rose.
>>Best ass
Garnet or Peridot depending on the border.
>>Best energy
Japser.
>>Best moans
Lapis or Pearl
>>best pussy
Lapis
>>Best lips
Amethyst or Rose
>>Overall winner
Rose or Amethyst seem like they would be the most fun.
>>9529868
Possibly
but again probably not going to post it
>>9529812
>An soon to be "irrelevant" gem has more lines than a "main cast" character.
kek
Just keep holing onto your headcanon, at last other gems know how to go with a bang.
>>9529067
I love you all.
Pokémon with corrupted gems
>>9529866
>Sapphire will still be most of a character that's part of the main cast
ftfy
post what you're listenin to while waiting for them leaks, /sug/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwKHxzfmAOY
>>9529897
>Sapphire
>character
You're not even trying
>>9529687
It's fine. It's just nice to get to know you a bit.
>>9529892
Your waifu doesn't even have 500 words worth of dialogue lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYgUWOke5QQ
>>9529841
Lapis Fatis
>>9529901
That song is shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KukSVxgsQkg
>>9529913
>Anti
>For a sapphirefag
You're not even trying.
>>9529940
Fucking fat as hell.
>>9529916
You may know more then you think if you are the anon that moved recently
>>9529812
>two baps
meme. end it.
>>9529979
Fat =/= thicc
>>9529923
>There was an Sapphirefag autistic enough to count each words
And Aqua still has more lines.
>>9530014
She shapeshifted it for the meme
>>9529901
Good taste!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kW4PlzDupXM
>>9529901
https://youtu.be/P160_odTwyY
>>9530031
Don't kid yourself
>>9530034
>He thinks they're an sapphirefag
lmao sure retard.
Also your waifu doesn't even scratch 300.
Your flavor of the month is pretty much gone after Stuck Together.
Sapphire remains the best blue gem.
>>9529746
>Lapis
>Best dick
How can she have the best dick when she doesn't have one?
>>9529815
Mods can't ban me for this.
>>9530031
fucking obese
>>9530048
>best blue gem
>not the literal fucking queen of blue gems
>>9530059
Did we ever get a source for this pic?
>>9530059
then post the whole thing if you're so confident
>>9530066
I would love this if it didn't have the cheek.
>>9529107
>powerlines in bg
Hello new wallpaper
>>9529785
wholeheartedly agree.
Sadly, I gotta sleep soon. But I've been thinking. I really enjoy our little chats from time to time, if you want I can drop you a mail on some throwaway account of your choice, so you know where to find me if I'm not around.
>>9530082
just look up SU on paheal and its literally one of the first pictures
The episodes will suck.
>>9530056
It's not good to lie.
>>9530001
I do? I'm sorry, I'm terrible at making connections
>>9530101
Better than townie or meme barn shit
don't care
>>9530101
Why do you say that anon?
>>9530101
fuck off Pearl let me enjoy this
>>9530099
>paheal
Thx Anon.
>>9530101
They'll suck so badly, they'll be utterly fantastic!
>>9529101
kill yourself
>>9530048
>Sapphire has 800 in 4 seasons
>Aqua has 300 in 3 episodes
At least she was shown enough to be a character. 3 years already, and Sapphire hasn't even escaped irrelevancy inside Garnet.
>Sapphire remains the best blue gem.
Not to much of a contest. There's at least 2 blue gems way better than her.
>>9530122
Nono I mean if that is you I've talked to you as another anon
>>9529901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=4eIc2JYJtks
>>9530101
It'll be good since Pearl isn't there.
>>9530097
Do you mean like a discord name or something?
>>9529901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi7KDOAj4Xo
>>9530129
No.
>>9530059
Lapiven isn't pedo, Lapis does not age.
>>9530160
for example. Or steam. I tend to be more active there. Or just an email, if you prefer.
>>9530141
Oh I see. Well, it is me.
I farted
>>9529901
https://youtu.be/hJyHvZZy6oY
>>9530140
>1 and a half episodes of Sapphire screentime gave her 278 words
Just because her episodes are in the span of years, doesn't mean she's not beating Aqua.
Why?
>>9530221
Cause you're gay
>>9530221
Because you duuuuuuuuumb
>>9530227
Oh.
Your waifu now acutally becomes you house wife, how is your life now with her? Rate your relationship from 1-10 in:
>Happiness
>Romance
>Sex
>Frequency in fights
>Her nagging
>Overall Stablilty
Be honest.
>>9530221
You know why, Pearl. You know why...
>>9530235
I see.
>>9530252
I suppose so.
>>9530192
[email protected]
Discord would be best
Based on whether leaked images/previews go up by 1am EST, I'll post a nude
heads - leaks happen
tails - they don't
fuck off - don't post anything
Best out of the first 7 replies to this post determines which scenario I would post it, and I'll write "(your ship) is best ship" on my body if your post ends in 7 so post your ship
Am I girl or a hairy dude? Or anywhere in between? Who knows
>>9530247
Nagging. We would have to get a divorce in days. I am a less gross and more introverted version of Amethyst. And taller.
>>9530247
Holly
>3/10
>2/10
>4/10
>7/10
>11/10
>2/10
Some waifus aren't supposed to be more than waifus I guess
>>9530208
>300 words per episode and she's as relevant as Onion
Maybe when she hits 8000 words she might be as relevant as Lars
>>9530281
Lapidot is best ship.
I don't ship it but I wanna hurt you.
>>9529810
Lawyer with a mohawk
>>9530247
I'd probably wake up with the house around me on fire.
>>9530281
tails - they don't
Grearl
Are you titposter anon again?
>>9530281
Lapis sucking her own stretchy whale dick
Lapithyst
>>9530247
>Garnet
Life is pretty amazing actually :)
>>9530297
>Comparing anyone to a forced character
Just saying, Lars was the creators very first characters.
And he's still shit compared to the good half of Garnet.
>>9530281
Post nudes if there are no leaks
Also dont do it if you're a guy I'm not a homosexual
>>9530281
heads
Lapiven
>>9530317
>And he's still shit compared to the good half of Garnet.
Might be shit, but he's actually relevant and a character.
>>9530315
It would be exactly like it is now because she would spend all of her time by herself.
RonaldoxYellow Diamond
Do it if they dont leak
>>9530337
kys
>>9530247
>Blue Pearl
>Too submissive to talk shit
>Probably good at cleaning and cooking
>Even if she hated me she wouldn't say shit
A 10/10 in the 1950's
>>9530319
Heads
>>9530305
you erased the background, wanted to let you know
>>9530247
10
10
10
10
10
spam error
10
PERFECT SCORE PERFECT WIFE
>>9530281
Heads
Jaspearl is best ship
>>9530281
heads
>>9530345
For the Lapidot.
>>9530361
Kill yourself, lapidirt
>>9530331
>Relevant
Everyone will disagree with you and point out how his inclusion in season 5 was a sloppy forced rush job.
Nor is he a GOOD character.
>>9530319
Lapithyst
Tails
>>9530309
Navy is cute!
>>9530356
I'll count it. Yellow Ronaldo is best ship if they don't happen
>>9530382
Now I'm hoping for now leaks tonight
I'm on a phone.
>>9529901
>>9530407
Neck yourself
>>9530407
cool beans
>>9530407
Kys
>>9530407
Me too!
>>9530407
>>9530444
>>9530442
She's not fat.
>>9530444
>trips
Phoneposting is now awesome.
>>9530373
>Nor is he a GOOD character.
He's the only one that can counter Steven's attitude.
You can be a shitty person, but still being a good character, that can be a good addition to an episode or a series as a whole. Not that you can notice that though.
>>9530415
leeel
>>9530454
Make that 2 fatpis'
>>9530455
kys
Would you fuck your most hated character
>>9530247
Blue Diamond
Happiness 7/10
Romance 7/10
Sex 2/10 (Let's be honest, sex with a Diamond would be rather hard for the human)
Frequency in fights 5/10
Nagging 9/10 (I can see some nagging, but if she comes with even a few other gems, it won't be much, plus I'm pretty good at keeping things in order anyways)
Overall stability 6/10
>>9530353
thanks I'm new to this program
>>9530471
Nope.
>>9530473
>Jasper
No, I'm not gay.
>>9530473
Yea I'd fuck [insert your favorite here]
>>9530407
me top
>>9530473
>Jasper
No way.
>>9530488
Caal.
>>9530460
He's a bad version of Squidward.
Compare him i mean really.
Aside from a love interest he's got Squidward down to a T but is done much worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C3JA_EXaNI
>>9530473
why yes I do masturbate
https://youtu.be/oShTJ90fC34
>>9530473
>Sadie
Sure.
>>9530502
Are you now implying Squidward it's a bad character?
>>9530480
motherfucker I thought I fixed it
going back to gimp
>>9530473
>Connie
Maybe.
>>9530526
(:-(
>>9530522
what program is it?
>>9530518
>I'm comparing an actually well done version of a prick/friend to the protagonist..
>to Lars
I've made this comparison countless times before too and you just want to twist it to shitpost.
>>9529901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2dTFFmJZMI
http://skycow.us/r/SU
If you want to draw.
>>9530551
Failure
>>9530477
Wait what if she was human size
>>9530247
Lapis
>Happiness
4/10, We're both depressed fucks
>Romance
8/10, I would try my hardest
>Sex
2/10, Don't much for it, but I'll do it if she wants I guess.
>Frequency in fights
8/10.
>Her nagging
8/10 I fuck up and she's afraid to share her feelings about things that make her mad
>Overall Stablilty
3/10 It would be incredibly unhealthy, but I still want it.
>>9530473
>Jasper
I'm not straight no
>>9530562
>not fucking the sadness away
Pleb I bet you wouldn't even suck her dingle
>>9530550
attentionwhore
>>9530547
If you need to repeat yourself countless times, then it's not a good comparison.
Squidward had 18 years do develop. If Lars it's a bad copy of him, then he has room for character development.
>>9530588
kys
>>9530604
>restating it for people for the sake of a new argument
FTFY
Lmao bye retard, no one likes your shitty husbando.
>>9530548
The only character that looks good in that image is Pearl the other just look weird and Amethyst........................ oh god
>>9530607
(0_0)
>>9530588
How are they supposed to do that when she doesn't have one.
136 new pics!
>>9530641
Ok.
>"No one will ever know that I ________!"
G U Y S
>>9530631
Because she actually does have one.
Does it hurt being stabbed? People say you don't feel it, you just feel your blood leaving you
>>9530615
And you'll do it again. Don't know if another one will also make it.
>no one likes your shitty husbando.
It's liked by the ones that make this show :^)
>>9530658
Took a shit in my bed and hid it with the covers.
>>9530667
Maybe while your adrenaline is spiked.
>>9530667
It actually hurts quite a bit, really. Like really really badly.
>>9530664
No, she doesn't.
>>9530658
STOLE FROM MY MOMS PURSE
>>9530676
Of course the people who made the character are gonna like i-
>Emoticon
Ew, redditfag.
>>9530667
Depends.
I was kind of stabbed with a little knife once, but I was in an adrenaline rush, so I didn't feel a thing.
How does your waifu kiss. How do her lips taste like.
>>9530667
Let's try it together.
>>9530667
Depends where it happens and if you saw it coming or not
getting your organs pierced fucking sucks
>>9530667
What're you gonna do? Stab me?
>>9530658
>am a shit gem
>>9529901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3M0uTIt3zA
>>9530719
Salt
>>9530719
Salty but soft
>>9530658
...used Steven's toothbrush to pleasure myself!
>>9530059
Fuck the police
SHIT IT ALL JUST LEAKED
>>9530784
I came, I saw, I came
RIP in peace anon
>>9530784
>>9530799
RUSED
>>9530818
You're absolutely right.
She doesn't even have her gem
>>9530415
saved
sick thanks
>>9530829
This is an outrage.
>>9530829
>doesn't have the gem
WHY DO SO MANY SU PORN ARTISTS FORGET THE GEMS
5 MINUTES
>>9530864
Human bias.
>>9530866
that's where you're wrong. Its actually...
FIVE MINUTES
>>9529189
kill yourself
>>9530864
No one cares about accuracy in porn, just look at BM.
>>9530550
When are you going to have a blog, Sourscreen?
>>9530894
He had one before triggered tumblrinas mass reported it.
>>9530281
Shit I meant 12AM by the way.
>>9530719
Like a sip of water on a scorching hot day. Cool, crisp, and oh so refreshing.
>>9530949
*like a pile of blue shit
ftfy lapshitfag
>>9530949
gay
>>9530894
>Sourscreen
>I've been calling him Sourscream for years
I've been making an idiot out of myself.
>>9530963
Why are you mad?
>>9530949
>Drinking ocean water in a hot day
rip
Jesus how tall is MG
Isn't Pearl like 6 ft
I have a friend who a little bit of an oddity. He dosen't like going out, and he is very reserved.
Every time, I force him to come out, I always make him order the food, because he starts to play with his hands and get nervous. Sometimes I even act really cheery to him, because he starts to look around alot.
Let's pick the thread up. I'm off my period finally.
>>9530935
And what's the time for you now? I'm a britfag
>>9531062
>Isn't Pearl like 6 ft
No
it's 10:54 for me, so I'll be posting it 1AM me time
>>9530719
She blows a raspberry in my mouth. It tastes like fresh cod.
>>9531086
>it's 10:54 for me
Ew, a leaf
>>9531064
You consider that an oddity?
It's good you're forcing him to do these small things though, it's the only way us socially anxious people get more comfortable with it
>>9531064
They don't realise it, but people with social anxiety need to be forced into social situations. It's how you get better.
>>9531064
kys asshole, stop making people do this they don't want to do. you're a shit friend
>>9531117
I COULD be a hue
>>9531062
what if Mystery Girl was actually Pink Diamond
>>9531145
Thats whats a good friend should do, dickhead
>>9530281
I was going to say remember to use a timestamp but I guess writing the ship thing is timestamp enough
>>9531148
Oh right, I forgot they even existed.
I love this gem.
>>9530281
Tails
>>9531198
You love shit.
>>9531175
those are some big tits.
>>9531198
I like her, and her lovely penis.
When I was a kid I was the type that couldn't talk to people on phones, speak in front of a class, approach strangers to ask questions, be comfortable in a group, etc
I'm no extrovert and I'm still occasionally awkward and always will be, but basic interactions don't scare the shit out of me anymore and it's because I spent my whole youth forcing myself into situations. And faking confidence until I developed real confidence
Forcing someone who is clearly not confident in social situations, to talk to the building teenage retards, (fast food workers) isn't going to make him a butterfly.
He's going to mumble, and fuck up the order and loose his confidence as fucking retards around him, stare like mispronouncing a word is the most interesting thing ever.
That is the quickest way, to make a person not speak.
>>9531217
some tig ol bittys
>>9531224
kys
>>9531175
Where the nipples at
>>9531245
yup.
>>9531175
>you will never titfuck this anon
Might as well end it all now
>>9531151
What if Mystery Girl is actually a Homeworld assassin in disguise
>I have gained the Rose Quartz's Pearl's trust. I will convince her to meet in private and extract the needed information before disposing of her.
>>9531238
If you keep running away from your issues they'll never be solved
It's going to be hard and they'll fuck up a lot at first, but that's why they're issues. The trick is to keep trying instead of giving up and listening to your negative side
>>9531175
So I guess this means you are a girl
>>9531267
>you may one day titfuck this anon
>>9530281
see shit like this is why we're not on /co/ anymore
>>9531293
That was the old delivery from an anon not the one that posted about it today
>>9531248
Stupid antifuta
>>9531062
The Gems have been living in North America for thousands of years. Most of human history.
Mystery Girl is vaguely brown/tan. She could easily be Latina/Native American.
Maybe the existence of Rose influenced the sexual tastes of men in the area, making them favor taller women, and natural selection made amazons commonplace in the Americas.
Hell, if Rose could've had Steven as a normal child, and actively chose to give up her gem to create him, then it's even possible that Rose did have human children in the past, and MG is a descendant of Rose.
>>9531291
From what that Anon wrote. He threw his friend, head first into the deep end.
Fast food workers, are all idiot teans who will make you repeat an entire order if you say one word incorrectly.
You dont teach a person to swim by throwing them in the atlantic, you dont teach a person to converse by having them talk to judgemental retards.
This thread is mild, where is the spicy.
>>9531349
I think the Gems would be (slightly) more knowledgeable about babies if that was the case, though I do like the idea, would make for an interesting episode
>Steven, I'm dating your half-sister
>>9531175
>Tfw came to this anon's tits at least 3 times
Would you receive the package?
>>9531404
i'd receive his bloody corpse.
>>9531404
Put your clothes on Steven
>/sug/ Anons can't hold conversations with people, and break down when talking to real human beans.
Lmao, what a surprise.
so... new opening after Lars' head?
>>9524185
delete this
>>9531198
I want to anoint her body in glistening oil and hold her lithe, naked body close to me as we cuddle under the moonlight. I want to run my fingers through her soft hair as she presses her flat chest against mine. The only sound would be our faltering breath as we hold each other closer and closer until the tension can no longer bear itself.
>>9531441
no, the current one is our last
at least that's what i heard
Leaks when
>>9531404
Why yes I would let him slide his package into my mail slot
Straight, white make poster here again.
I went to Nandos with my friends today, what did you failures do?
>>9531460
Retard
>>9531418
Not a chance
>>9531224
>her lovely penis.
That doesn't exist.
>>9531485
should i cap this for when i'm right?
>>9531485
rude
>>9531490
This is maybe the third or fourth time just today, this denial is unreal.
>>9531484
Get out.
>>9531463
leakbot seems to be updating every 3 hours and its check from a couple minutes ago didn't find anything. So check back in about 3 hours for the next check or maybe some one else/misseps will post it.
>>9531505
Stayed in again? What a surprise. Do t you do that everyday you freak?
>>9530548
why is pearl the only character in this pic that doesn't look shit?
There is something therapeutic about brushing a person's hair and having your hair brushed.
>>9531504
The only things that are unreal are Lapis's Penis and your delusion.
>>9531506
I thought they got put up at 12, so that's still a little ways off
>>9530548
looks like a 3d cartoon porno.
>>9531175
what?
it isn't October yet is it?
>>9531488
Silly Steven I don't have a penis
>>9531538
My delusion is unreal because it doesn't exist because I'm not deluded because I know she has a penis.
>>9531354
Fast food workers don't give a fuck about your social ineptitude, they just want to do their job and get the order right. They probably feel bad/possibly sympathize about the mumbling but it would be way worse if said person has to go back and tell them they got the order wrong. That's a way bigger hurdle and is way more likely to make the worker judge you
t. fast food worker
Like, dude, I used to be like this, talking to service people used to be a nightmare for me, but it's the most basic thing and you're restricting yourself in life by not being able to order things by yourself. They're strangers who don't give a fuck about you and talk to dozens of people like you a week, what's REALLY hard is conversing with people who your impression on matters
I think that's the key thing to remember - they're strangers. It does not matter what they think of you. If you make a complete embarrassment of yourself it doesn't matter. Anon should tell his friend that, it's what made dealing with strangers a non-issue for me
My best friend is 23 and still gets me to always call for pizza and answer the door for delivery and shit like that, every single time, and I'm considering getting him to start doing it because 1. it's annoying and 2. how does he live like this. He's actually a social butterfly and has way more friends than me, but he only gets like that when he knows people
And this is all so ironic to me because I cannot stress enough that I myself used to be a goddamn socially anxious wreck, way worse than my friend, but forcing myself into uncomfortable situations and dealing with embarrassments so bad I wanted to smash my head into the pavement (which I still do to this day) is how became a functioning person
>>9531527
Not as much as I want
Which Gem would you rape
This show steals you from your family.
>inb4 CN actually gets their shit together and nothing is leaked tonight
>>9531602
Aqua
>>9531602
none.
>>9531572
Go see a professional. Being this deep in your delusions can't be good.
>>9531602
I want her to see it coming.
>>9531602
I want Lapis to dom me
>>9531627
Pearl is basically Drilldo from American Horror Story
>>9531602
Rape is bad.
>>9531561
read it the correct way
Month-day-year
>>9531600
Continue if you have more.
>>9530550
>>9531671
>durr don't rape aliens guize
>>9531642
I'm not crazy.
>>9531677
Image search these images on the archive, you might find the threads where he delivered more requests.
>>9531592
I don't believe that fake it, till you make it crap.
Fast food workers do judge you if you fuck up, just look at their mannerisms, they will roast you alive if you mumble, stranger or not.
If a sixth season doesn't get announced at SDCC, then we're fucked. I think they will, though, because they would've been done by now.
>>9531707
>he thinks that Lapis has a penis
>>9531707
I don't think you're crazy, you just have uh ... problems in your worldview.
Need LEEKS.
>>9530247
>holly
she'd probably nag me all the time for being a messy, lazy drunk fuck, but i'd put up with anything if i had the chance to tap that ass tbqh
what if a peridoodle wandered into your home
>>9531709
wheres the archive?
>>9531730
>he think penis has a Lapis
>>9531756
Desuarchive, on the OP
>>9531755
throw it out or play video games with it.
An SU jigsaw puzzle app that used background art would be cool to me.
>>9531730
What did she mean by this face?
Got any requests?
>>9531801
steven with radovan karadzic
>>9531801
Moonstone shitposting
>>9531801
Aqua observing peridots mating habits.
>>9531801
Blue Diamond suckling on yellow diamonds tit ala that one scene from the new promo
>>9531801
Amethyst doing a kick-flip on a skateboard.
>>9531801
Aqua and Navy. Need more art senpai.
>>9531799
"numbers cums in doubles as your cock in my ass"
>>9531801
Limb enhanced Peridot shattering Lapis
>>9531801
Wait, Sultan's girl?
Also, Jasper dressed as Hulk Hogan please
>>9531801
Lapis stuffing her bra.
>>9531801
Lapis and Steven having a sleepover
Has Aquamarine supplanted Peridot as the meme gem?
>>9531836
Steven's dick was in his pants.
>>9531842
That's not sultan.
>>9531837
Kill yourself, perifag.
>>9531856
stealing the white womens
>>9531801
A Sapphire Minion
>>9531856
ian is cool
Finally a male gem
>>9531856
>No need for a coat hanger
>>9531890
Whoops
Sorry draw anon
>>9531842
Just call me Tri
>>9531921
How does he do it?
>>9531720
Okay but, why care? The opinion of some burger flipping teen isn't important. You're just a temporary bemusement in their life, and they're nothing to you. Remember that. Interactions with them is dust in the wind
>I don't believe that fake it, till you make it crap.
It's what got me from "literally shaking at the thought of social encounters" to "still an introvert but people don't scare me because they're just dumb human beings like me, and interaction comes with ease". There's numerous other behaviors/attitudes I faked until I succeeded at too
Fake it till you make it is a totally legit psychological thing. You're going to fuck up and you're going to feel like, wow I guess I can't do this thing or be this way, but suck it up and keep trying. Learn from every mistake you make. When you do have a positive experience with the behavior you're trying to learn, the confidence and faith in yourself shoots through the roof and it suddenly stops seeming hard and you can't believe you thought it was so difficult before
>>9531864
*surpassed
>>9531955
Oh okay. Sorry for mistaking you for Sultan, Tri
>>9531801
Pearl, Lapis, Jasper and Topaz giving Sugilite a fusion intervention.
>>9531801
DRAW A DICK
>>9531927
THANKS REBECCA
>>9531842
Yes, but that's not Sultan.
Why do they remove her arms? I don't get this.
>>9532046
Arms are problematic. What are you a ableist!?
I like this one.
>>9532046
It's the easiest way to lose weight
>>9532087
Good stuff
>>9532087
Pretty gud. Where did the China-theme come from tho?
>>9532087
If anything, she should take design elements from the Middle East because that's where lapis lazuli is commong but I'm really digging this color scheme.
>>9532124
The artist is Chinese.
>>9532087
Me too.
especially because it isn't a complete redesign.
just a nice suit
>>9532124
Arabic would actually make more sense, since lapis lazuli stones almost always originate from Aghanistan and Pakistan. There are a few American strains, though.
t. autist
False Awakenings are horrifying and sir me feel like I'm trapped in my dreams.
>>9532087
Gems shouldn't have fasteners or anything else on their clothing that indicates the garment can be taken off
It's a part of them, they never invented or needed the concept of buttons/toggles/buckles
>>9531754
She's way taller than you, you'd have to hold on to her hips for dear life if you wanted to fuck her ass you know.
>>9532159
Neat. Sugar should have done that instead of a anime-design.
The art is nice, but I really don't what the artist was going for with this.
>>9532187
>anything else on their clothing that indicates the garment can be taken off
Lapis's bow would like to have a word with you.
Thanks to the anon that made me cum last night
>>9532227
Eh sashes and ribbons get a pass since it's just fabric
>>9532087
When are people going to learn that pyrite isn't a component of lapis lazuli
>>9532227
>>9531821
I have no idea why i put effort into this
>>9532307
maybe because deep down you know you want to improve yourself as an artist?
>>9532307
whatever the reason thank you.
>>9532298
Is she some sort of fusion?
Need more tiny Gems
>>9532307
>no gem
leaks please
i am about to fucking KILL MYSELF
>>9532298
I love gemsonas
>>9532394
don't worry. If there isn't leaks by 1am anon is posting nudes
Jasper is hot
>>9532411
does he have a good penis?
For all the lewd drawers out there
Is it better to fap before during or after
A better Lapis
>>9532428
We will find out
>>9532410
>>9532448
*worse
>>9532410
Anybody got the redesign pic where lapis looks like a melting slime creature? I think she had gold bands and I'm pretty sure it was drawn by the same person who drew this. Reverse image search is useless.
>>9532385
oh shit im going to fix that
>>9532298
POO
>>9532385
Fixed
I get wanting to the gems to be more alien, but having half your characters be expressionless abstract concepts just wouldn't work for a tv show that's trying to be relatable.
>>9532459
I don't like these. Delete them
>>9532283
Lapis Lazuli is nothing more than a mixture of different minerals. The name comes from the main ingredient, Lazurite, which is what makes lapis blue. Calcite and pyrite ARE in fact components of the mineral. Lern2Rock.
>>9532495
fun designs ma boi
Can someone relink those Zach snapchat nudes ?
>>9532517
RIP moonstone gemsonas
>>9532517
In a different, better world SU's official designs are as cute as this
>>9532470
I'll see if I can find it.
>>9529901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zsonZ9mVQ&index=7&list=PL8_dFsE09Vx82UZlWYRgrLy1ZOwrCpkuX&user=Durandal
fucking love the Eschatos OST. It was between this and Massive X.
>>9532544
she's quite purty
>>9532427
*best gem
Aquamarine should make ultramarine
>>9532599
Lapis/Aqua fusion then?
>>9532606
that would just be a slightly taller Lapis with a smaller nose
>>9532588
why is the thread so ded
>>9532629
cuz i killed it.
>>9532629
>Rose Quartz
>>9531828
High Quality Image
>>9531799
Steven will get fuckies.
>>9532637
I guess I'll keep posting gemsonas then
>>9532642
variations
>>9532448
Jesus Christ
>>9532664
Gem variants don't look nearly that different
>>9532643
indeed.
>>9532606
I don't think the show could handle a being of pure cuntiness and spite.
Since we posting gemsonas I guess, here are mine drawn by galaxy confetti. i haven't thought about what weapons Bixbite and Sodalite could use. I'm thinking about giving Rhodonite an axe though. Sodalite is pretty narcissistic and obsessed with her beauty, and Bixbite is a bitchbite, so what weapons could fit them? I've been thinking about doing a Howlite and Amazonite, but I dunno
15mins till midnight, I'm assuming no leaks then
>>9532681
Artist having some fun then?
>>9532714
You'd most likely be right.
>>9532714
maybe 1am
>>9532718
What's the right one called? I like their clothes
>>9532714
They can come as late as 3am est, depending on how much the server needs to upload.
>>9532736
Aquamarine. HA
>>9532629
the majority of this show's audience is grade school children and American public school systems don't let children out of school until very late May, early June.
>>9532706
The one galaxy drew for me.
>>9532771
American here, it's about to be 12am where I live
haha
What do you think the chances are that we'll see either CG Ruby or Sapphire individually fuse with another gem before the end of the series? In that case it would actually make sense to have the VA be an expensive celebrity since it would probably be a one time thing.
>>9532448
this makes me want to vomit
>>9532791
Galaxy is such a blessing
>>9532807
Forgot pic.
Who's ready for them leaks?
LEAKS
IN
FIVE
NAMEKIAN
MINUTES
>>9532848
YOU SAID THAT FIVE NAMEKIAN MINUTES AGO
>>9532791
;)
>>9532864
>he doesnt know about namekian minutes
>>9530247
kill yourself
you fags screaming about leaks are so annoying i hope we never get leaks ever again
>>9532906
kys matt
>>9532906
You're right, let's have a Malachite debate instead!
>>9532906
>matt is still shilling for his jewish ad money
>>9530281
Delivery!
The sticker was on my crotch at first but I decided that was too risque
Wish there was leaks though
>>9532937
Neat teats.
>>9532937
is this cp
do I need to wipe my computer since you've posted this shit? I'm reporting just in case.
>>9532944
so does zuke and yet she still rages here
>>9532937
you dingus, it's only 12 am EST
>>9532937
You still had an hour to go. It's only 12 AM EST.
>>9529124
She doesn't look good as a white chick.
>>9532937
I am sad I didn't see this in order to put in my ship. Still good on'ya for delivering! Even if you are an hour early.
>>9532937
Are you this desperate that you come to the fucking losers here (including myself) for validation
Am I the only reasonably adjusted person on this whole board
>>9532664
kill yourself
>>9532937
Post yfw delivery early and leaks in an hour
>>9532983
shut up and jerk off to the tiddies you faggot
>>9532944
>he calls himself a fag to deter us from the objective fact that he is matt
>psych, he's actually zuke / sugar
>>9532983
if the bitch wants to post tits let her post tits. get the icicles out of your asshole
Imagine being this far up your ass.
>>9532825
t-thanks senpai
>>9532983
>well adjusted
>4chan
>/sug/
>actually posting this
>>9532827
Why can I see her head thru her hair
>>9532937
Godly delivery anon
>>9532983
Projecting much? You seem pretty fucking eager for validation when you're trying to make yourself stand out from what is literally the worst board on all of 4chan.
>>9533001
Well it's true.
>>9533004
I'm mildly antisocial sure but I know how to not embarrass myself in public
give me (You)s
>>9533022
tits resurrection
No.
>>9532937
how many people bout to bust a nut to you
>>9532991
YOU FIRST
What are the odds a lapidot fusion would be an aquamarine?
>>9533023
>/pol/
>/a/
>/jp/
>/v/
>/b/
>/hm/
>/s4s/
are you sure that this is the worst board, anon?
>>9533050
here
>>9532937
wait a damn second that tatoo
ipgd?
>>9532771
No wonder the daytime is so cancerous
>>9533060
None.
>>9532937
What is that tattoo on your arm?
>>9533060
Literally none. You don't get gold from mixing two turds.
>>9533036
theres nothing wrong with posting your tits on an anonymous image board in a thread dedicated to a childrens show.
>>9533062
don't forget /g/. They're they're just /pol/ with a special hate in their heart for indians
>>9532937
My boobs were bigger than that at age 14
(no offence)
Also you have a nice hair color
>>9532983
I've been wanting to anonomously post a nude on the internet for a while, it's hot. Off my bucket list
And today I was thinking holy fuck if the leaks don't happen tonight I'm going to do something stupid like swallow an egg whole and post it on /sug/, and then I remembered that and it was much more appealing
>>9533092
Good thing Aqua is a turd then.
>>9532937
kys roastie
>>9533112
You are a catty bitch.
>>9533089
crest of courage from digimon
>>9532994
kys Alex
>>9533190
>I like having small boobs
I like women with small boobs. That is why I married one. Best sex of my life, too.
>>9532937
>this is the second pair of anonymous tits i've seen due to there not being leaks
what a time to be alive
>>9532937
an anon saved this right?