RWBY/RT Trash General #432: Recovering Protagonist Edition

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First for Sundae

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>>9519668
good edition op!

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>>9519735
You're welcome. We were long overdue a Cinder edition.

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>>9519757
It has been a long time since we have had a Cinder thread

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>>9519929
Indeed

>>9519698
>Name ship Sundae
>Doesn't include Sun
what the fuck is wrong with you

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Cinder needs to die for killing this hero.

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>>9520076
He killed himself by thinking he could fight Cinder.

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>>9520076
>>9520114
Honestly he probably died from all the blood rushing to his dick and pumping rapidly through his heart from how attractive Cinder is

>>9520132
Doesn't he prefer lil boys though?

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I want to have a rough sex with fem Sun

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>>9520185
Just goes to show how attractive she is she can turn a creepy old pervert into a normal human being who finds woman attractive

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>>9519698
I just want to see some Ruby x Penny x CR
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9251812/#9259162
Y-yes, Headmaster Ozpin. Gosh, you look strong...

>>9520685
Stolen Yang boobs?

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>>9520702
No, those belong to Neo.

One day Remnant's people will strike the tree of evil at it's root - the state. Ozpin's whole argument is based upon statism. I can't wait for this evil to be eradicated.

>>9520887
The state is not the root of the tree of evil friendo. We are.

Why did they give everyone full lips in Volume 4?

https://twitter.com/AH_Michael/status/867608127767752704

>>9521353
What a cool, stylish baby.

>>9520026
Strawberry Weisscream?

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>Team RWBY will never give you a female bukkake by squirting on your face

>>9522224
You mean literally just peeing on you?

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>>9522251
>This fucking meme again
If they want to do that later that'd be fine

>>9522294
Squirting is just pee, my dude

Lindsay's baby is finally delivered. Congrats Michael.

>>9522362
My good dude, you've been misinformed. It is beautiful orgasm nectar.

>>9522542
Nope it's piss.

i fucking hate ruby holy shit.

>>9522572
You know there's an easy way to test this. Have her piss on you and then squirt on you.

Shovel Knight is endgame.

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>>9522858
Shovel Knight and endgame you say?

>>9522858
Eh.

Pairing a bit creepy considering Jaune's eighteen and Oscar is probably thirteen considering how short he is.

>>9522695
You mean have her pee on me twice

>>9522895
I kinda see him around 15 or so, can't really tell anything until actual ages are confirmed

>>9522895
Oscar could always be a manlet.

The way heights scale in RWBY is the sort of ridiculous that would allow that.

>>9522939
He and Whitley are like 5'3 and Whitley has to be at least a young teen.

>>9522992
Isn't one of our namefriends 5'3" and in his twenties or something?

>>9523005
>namefriends
Namefags.

>>9522992
I'd place them around 15

>>9522992
>5'3
>Jaune is 6' and a big fucking 6
Hot.

But Martial Arcs is better.

>>9523019
Namefriends.

>>9523019
>>9523094
Nameacquaintances.

>>9523055
Martial Arcs ruins Renora.

Shovel Knight just ruins Arkos and Arkos deserves to be ruined.

>>9519668

>Shovel Knight just ruins Arkos and Arkos deserves to be ruined.

"Shovel Knight"?

>>9523325
Shovel Knight is the ship name for Oscar x Jaune

>>9523130
Shovel Knight doesn't ruin Arkos though.

At most it reaffirms that Jaune likes smaller mates

>>9523362
But he'd be a homo.

>>9523339
Bi people are sort of a thing. Well most of the time in media they just tend to be discount gays. While in reallife half have preferences which kind of fucks with the whole "BI-sexual" thing

>>9523411
Fuck that was ment for >>9523395

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Sex with Jaune

>>9523395
At worst he'd be bi.

All it means is that he wants to fuck small girls not big athletes.

>>9523442
But that's fucking humiliating.

>>9523509
Why is it humiliating?

>>9523130
>Ruins
Hey, everyone gets a free test run.

>>9523574
Imagine that your Pyrrha.

Rather than fucking you he goes first for a flat chested bitch of a woman and than a midget with dsl.

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>>9519668
What could have been.

>>9522895
>creepy
You need to go back.

>>9523696
Jaune didnt want that life.

>>9523696
>Pyrrha
>Getting with Jaune
>Successfully having a relationship
>Having children

>>9523712
Cinder stole that life from him.

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>>9523696
What should have been.

>>9523720
You can't steal what isn't wanted.

Jaune didn't want to be a boring normie.

>>9523712
Neither did Pyrrha

>>9523734
He knew Pyrrha wanted to bear his children just before the end.

>>9523741
yeah the whole domestic thing with arkos is a fandom idea

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>>9523720
Also his virginity.

>>9523776
Post the actual fucking smut.

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>>9523794

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>>9523793
I feel like we need an updated version of this with invalid Cinder

>>9523868
She deserves nothing.

>>9523850
Whatever happened to that Anon thigh fucking Jaune greentext we were promised.

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How would he feel about all these people wanting to do lewd things to him?

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nom

>>9523793
And his semen.
>>9523868
I want to fuck her with the lights on in the missionary position so she can see me look her in the eyes when I cum inside her!

>>9524055
Immensely creeped out but subconsciously flattered.

Males like being wanted. The quality doesn't matter as much to them.

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>>9523868
I feel like Jaune is the one who could help her healing begin

>>9524262
Or he kills her to avenge Pyrrha.

>>9524262
No... There is only one girl who can heal Cinder.

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>>9522618

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>>9524276
Either way someone gets some healing, omelets and eggs man
>>9524283
Emerald GTFO

what if penny got REALLY into death grips

What's RWBYg favorite twitter artists?

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More Misa art! Can you guess who she drew this time?

https://twitter.com/Misa_RWBY/status/867794009875374080

She sure does put out a lot of art. I hope more people notice her as a result. She deserves to make a bit of money for her dedication (both to drawing and to Cinder).

>>9524262
I love Cinder but I also LOVE the snek!

>>9524351
Mojo and Misa seem to be generally liked. Though come to think of it, I can't recall any other RWBY artists who are mainly just on Twitter.

>>9524351
NDGD is very popular but he doesn't put out stuff that often.
Mojojoj is a cute-art machine.
We've also developed a soft spot for Mrs. Fall OTP.

>>9524262
>Jaune unlocks his healing semen semblance
>Heals Cinder's scars
>And her heart

HONOR!

>>9524600
JUSTICE!

>>9524600
and a peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis

>>9524465
>Cinder has never received this kind of kindness before
>Starts following Ruby and the gang around saving them at random moments hoping Jaune will notice
>The few times she isn't able to sneak away after she's too afraid to say anything to them and can only mutter and whisper
>Jaune thinks he messed up when he healed her and keeps offering to try again to heal her vocal chords
>In the mean time Emerald has embraced Salem and is now crazier than Tyrian and looking for revenge

>>9524644
>>Cinder has never received this kind of kindness before
Is she a virgin? Does Jaune's semen have to go on her face to cure her? Has she never had a facial?

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>>9524160
She put it to good use. Cindy couldn't have a better dad.

>>9524600
BLOOD AND THUNDER!

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Make Sundae legal!

>>9524838
No! these 3 must never be!

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>>9524907
Is it okay if one of them is futa?

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>>9524751
Who impregnated?

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>>9525031
Jaune.

>>9525012
Thats fine as long as only two of them are shown

>>9525097
I don't understand this meme

>>9525097
Now I need an edit with the top of Neo's head in a position to be sucking Ruby's cock

>>9525147
Is that the full picture or is there more?

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Can you own a faunus in Atlas?

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>>9525167

>>9525233
I'll see what I can do

what if ruby stole all your juice box straws just to see how you'll drink from them

JAUNE JUST TOLD YOU HE LIKED YOU.

WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE ANON?

>>9525314
I would keep eye contact with her and gently suck the juice out of it

>>9525326
das gay, d00d

>>9525326
>You're a good friend too Jaune

>>9525230
Whitley probably has a few.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P8v1aq0DsU&ab_channel=RoosterTeethClips

Camp Camp Season 2 Trailer.

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>>9525326
MATING PRESS

>>9525326
MATING PRESS.

>>9525557
YAAAAS

what if ruby took all the sticks out from your lollypops

>>9525597
>>9525637
>Jaune's look of utter disappointment where he sees your dick.

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>>9525233
This is probably the best I could do aside from maybe making a few more minor edits. I got really lucky finding the Neo picture I used for this

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>>9525736
>Jaune's look of utter disappointment where he sees your dick.
Me at the bottom

>>9525736
He's going to be doing the fucking though.

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Arkos is best ship!

>>9525837
That's like saying boob size doesn't matter if it's not a titfuck. He might like small cocks, but your argument is stupid.

>>9525837
PYRRHA JUST WALKED IN ON JAUNE MATING PRESSING YOU.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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>>9526006
Wanna join ?

>>9525112
there is barely any art of the 3 so the meme is that its illegal

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>>9525557
>Focus on Harrison and Nerris
Neat

>>9523116
Namebros

>>9526140
Namekians.

>>9526024
>You will never ride Jaune's cock while Pyrrha rides her face

i don't see the appeal of anyone in rwby
the team the shows named after seems bland as fuck.

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>>9526197
>mfw Roman is still dead

>>9526303
He isn't dead, he's just not here right now.

>>9526303
Roman wasnt even a good character

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>>9525889

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>>9526478

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>>9526197
>please do not waifu the cook
Too late.

>>9526197
Shoutout to Perry at the bottom there.

>>9526006
FILL MY ASS BLONDIE.

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>>9525557
Hahaha! Oh wow. They are not letting up with the Dolph jokes.

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>>9526693
Dolph best guy

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>>9526545

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>>9526197
>Pyrrha salt

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>>9526873
God I love it when they pull their pants down slightly like this

>>9526882
>>9526873
The faces in these pictures just feel unnatural.
It's like when someone clips letters out from different papers and comics to make a letter, except now someone did that with the face.

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What if you walked in on Blake humping and kissing a fish?

>>9526923
I'd tell Blake to stop breaking into my house to have sexual relations with my dinner as i spray her with a water bottle.

>>9526923
Tip her and leave.

>>9526919
It looks a little blurry

Or maybe it's just the myopia kicking in after all these years of staying up late at night

>>9526923
Tell her to get out of my creepy fish basement

Unless she wants to be a part of the collection

what if ruby set out to mildly inconvenience you at everything you do

>>9526919
>>9527019

Guessing they used a photo ref for the body (or a another detailed art piece), and then just used nora's 3d model to draw the face and hair.

>>9526006
PYRRHA FOOLISH ATHLETE.

IT IS I ANON.

>>9527056
>Sends you a box of confetti in the mail
>Sends you photos of old ladies while you're masturbating
>Flushes the toilet while you're showering
Fuck you Ruby

>>9527081
>Pyrrha thought you were a girl
>She freaks out and gets jealous
>When she sees your dick she just faints
Now what?

>>9527155
Put on a dress cook a meal and be the picture perfect example of a demure housewife.

Just to fuck with her.

what if ruby owned a tarantula named hands and sometimes she put in people

>>9527178
>Pyrrha wakes up to Anon in a dress and Jaune in his onsie
>Only hint that what she saw was real is an odd smell and a slight possibly not real bulge around Anon's groin.

>>9527298
>Wetspot on the dress right on the bulge

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>>9526006
>>9527298

>>9527258
Put people in what? The tarantula? That doesn't seem physically possible.

What if Ruby said that she really wanted to be in the next season of Epic Rap Battles of History?

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more neo femdom!

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>>9527634

>>9527793
>Not humping her leg
6/10

>>9527642
No, she puts the tarantula inside people.

>>9527894
she needs permission

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>>9527793
Also, proof that MAY IS GAY

what if you woke up at 4 am and ruby was getting in her ruby car and said this the kinda night that feel perfect for some mischief then lit a fat weed

I know it's old news but does anyone have the .m3u8 of Crunch Time Episode 2? It's the only one I don't have saved and can't seem to find.

what if ruby wanted you to stop using her in your what ifs

>>9528237
Look at the shame in her eye. She can't even bring herself to make an "it's not gay if..." excuse. Her desire for Reese has broken her.

>>9528367
I would ask her "What if Ruby" and not finish the question.

>>9528367
I would say that I understand, and move to the backup girl I have prepared.

What if Deery developed an obsession with baguettes, and would not eat anything unless it was in or on a baguette?

>>9528391
who the fuck is deery

>>9527634
What

>>9528237
It's not gay if there's a phallic object in between

>>9528357
Yeah

http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/190f6e1d-8a96-473a-add3-b11d8638c031/index.m3u8

>>9528471
You're awesome man. Thank you!

>>9528403
Not a mainstream waifu. Don't worry about it, you just keep waifuing Ruby or whatever flavour of the month it is.

>>9528403
Deery is a character created by the other RWBY related thread.

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>>9528403

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>>9528625

>>9528575
They did put her in one of their CYOAs, but she's a canon character. She's the faunus who gets annoyed that Roman (a human) is giving a speech, and she later pops up from a train roof to exclaim "get the humans!".

She was last seen with Adam, attacking Beacon.

>>9528688
>hip holes
For the wandering hands that don't wanna go in from below.

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Would you ?

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Occasional remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEHMdEsXRyY

>>9528776
Whoops. I thought I might have fucked up but I was hoping no one would call me out.

>>9528884
Hot

>>9527793
i blame hiwo for these drooling submissive yang images

>>9528941
This guy is so far down the Rabbit Hole: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ-bjKLOSniKxu8NrRyUaVQ

>>9529271
I blame drooling sex starved girls for being so hot

what if ruby decided to fly into space and never came back and you were the last person she spoke with and she told you to be good

>>9529935
I would be very sad, but I would support her decision and would try to be good.

>>9529935
lick her feet

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Why is she so pissed at Ozpin?

>>9529935
Why is she ripping off the Iron Giant now?

>>9530257
She wants the D.

>>9530257
Because original ozpin stole the relics from the gods, which is why they made the Grimm in the first place.

>>9530261
that didn't happen in the iron giant

>>9530433
ET then?

>>9528237
That's gotta be photoshopped, no way would May "Can't get enough of" Zedong would do such a thing with a dyke

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>>9528403
It's a deer

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>>9529271
I thank hiwo for those drooling submissive yang images

>>9530257
Because she's cursed to live forever as an old hag while Ozpin just hops to a new young body whenever he spots a wrinkle

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>>9530520
>Salem
>Old Hag
>implying

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>>9530505
me too these starting showin up after he did his so it must be because of him that other people made them

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>>9519668
>Cinder is the protagonist
Damn straight.

>>9520076
>Implying Oz wasn't in on the plot against him
>Implying that Oz didn't want to die so that he could be reborn as a cute farmboi and lewd the Rube
>Implying Oz wasn't a master of 69D chess.

>>9530653
How he going to react when Oscar turns out to be a homo.

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>>9525230
Why would you want to do that? It's not nearly warm enough to grow cotton up there.

>>9526197
Who's arm is that?

>>9530720
well considering the penny pieces the pyrrha salt and pepper i imagine the arm is obviously noras

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>>9530672
He'll assume direct control
Wizards have no sense of right and wrong

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>>9530575
>Those teeth
Did Neo turn Yang into her vampire servant?

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What if the Schnee-Rube blocked your path?

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>>9530835
neo probably only feeds hard dog food so she needs those sharp teeth to chew

>>9530877
But you use your molars to chew hard food

>>9530872
>That belt buckle
Is she a decepticon?

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What would you do if you woke up as a student in Beacon during the beginning of season 2 with three random anons?

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>>9530872
Mating press

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>>9530896
who knows maybe she killed blake and replaced yangs teeth with blakes

>>9530927
Lay the fuck low for the first couple of weeks when the most autistic of the groups tries to make the moves on a fifteen year old and gets beaten to a pulp for it.

>>9530672
>He's not James but he's a close as I'll get.

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Friendly that Atlas will dominate the world.

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What if you saw Jaune walking with Pyhrra and you over heard him say "I love you like a sister"?

>>9531074
Make it worse by running up to him pinching his butt and calling him cutie.

And when Pyrrha complains apologize for harassing her brother.

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What if Pyrrha texted you asking if you had an extra long pillow that she needed for 'reasons' and you had one so you decided to give it her, because you don't like those kind of pillow, but while you are walking to the JNPR dorm you over hear something from the RWBY dorm and you decide to poke your head in where you find the Schnee sexually grooming the Rube with cookies like some kind of sexual predator?

>>9530927
Try & keep an at least somewhat low profile. Help when shit gets real best I can I suppose provided I'm not some dumpster tier student that might as well be a shadow.

And dat image
>eagar
>uturus
>orgasim
>salvia
At least it's amusing this way.

>>9531074
Probably wince & feel a bit bad for her
>>9531103
Inform Yang.

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What if you were talking to the cat about the war in Donbass and the Rube, who was listening in, suddenly spoke up and said told you that 'Ukraine' was a funny way of pronouncing 'Novorossyia'?

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>>9531128
It's faunus literature.

>>9530575
I doubt it.

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What if the Rube told you that Radovan Karadzić was a hero and did nothing wrong.

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What if you were walking down the street on a dark night and you saw Neo staring at you seductively from a dark alley?

>>9531212
Smile nervous & immediately begin fearing for my life of course.

>>9531239
>nervous
And apparently forget the last two letters of words while I'm at it.

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>>9530937
Why does this arouse me? I think I have an oral fixation.

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>>9531212
Is it sex slave ballbusting time already?

what if neo was voiced by h jon benjamin

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>>9531190
Karadzicu vodi srbe svoje
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac

>>9531378
the idea of neo ripping out blakes jaw and yangs and giving yang blakes teeth arouses you? damn thats some fetish

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>>9529352
Dat cop ruby though

https://twitter.com/miso_vicious/status/864259883750662145
Apparently Kerry tastes like bologna

>>9531676
Yeah, you never heard of torture fetishes? Also it's pretty hot to have a piece of someone else inside of you.

>>9531212
Smile and nod and be on my way.

What if your waifu was really fat but wanted your cock?

>>9530485
So does she have to slide her antlers (horns? Who cares) through holes in the hoodie? That seems difficult

>>9533333
Nice.

>>9533333
Don't mind me, just passing through to check those sweet numbers brah

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Whitley getting in the goddamn robot when?

>>9533333
FUCK YOU THAT WAS TLHG'S GET

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9530927
STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDYYYYYY

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When can they have love without fear of persecution?

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>>9533601
Watch better cartoons.

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>>9533636

>>9533636
Never no neo x ruby x weiss allowed

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Weiss is nice

>>9533679
It's called Sundae, anon. At least for now.

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>>9533703
Slut!

>>9533706
its called nothing because it must not be

>>9533706
>It's called Sundae
why

>>9533728
:(
>>9533750
Because I can't come up with one and it was the best suggestion I got

>>9533776
>I can't come up with one
Strawberry Weisscream

>>9533387
Her suffering is an example of why we need the White Fang.

>>9533790
Okay fine, What should Weiss x Neo x Ruby be called?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13043887

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>>9533727
PUREST

>>9533636
Why are you trying to force this meme so hard?

>>9533857
see >>9528884

VIDEO EVIDENCE

>>9533886
I mean, its my legitimate ship, but apparently its illegal so I just want it to be legal

>>9533844
wheres the option for both names are terrible?

>>9533932
You'll never the proper papers through congress. It'll always be illegal.

>>9533934
Do you have a better suggestion? If you do I'll just create a new poll

>>9533955
illegal

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>>9533970

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>>9534014

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what if ruby came up to you and said this

>>9534063
lick her boots

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>>9534063

Okay looks like Strawberry Weisscream wins then

>>9534063
Tell her she is mistaken I was referring to Weiss as my waifu

>>9534063
Well she's not my waifu so I'd tell her she can fuck off.

>>9534063
waifuism is pathetic, so I don't blame her

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>>9534435

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I want to see Yang crash on a deserted island and become a feral nudist!

what if yang was shot in the gut with a bullet

>>9535402
what if I cut open your stomach and fucked the wound till I came?

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>>9533857
>Baring her shoulders like that
>Pure
Shiggy

Hey fags, I made a new thread. You can reach it via this link:
>>9537089