/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General
On the road edition
Trust only this MEGA for the OST: https://mega.nz/#F!RQhxBZJA!u5Y781s6xWM3uSBPeFBxTQ
>Write Bin
http://pastebin.com/HA6UL2FW
>Art Booru
http://nitw.booru.org/
>>9517434
Neat arts
>>9517601
I'm extremely attracted to bea in that picture
>>9517951
right? why does she look so nice in this one
>the big knife murder scene in her movie project is ruined because she can't stop giggling all the way through
you guys had me scared for a little while there
I don't want to die yet
>>9518199
I can't quite put my finger on it either
no sleeves/leggings? pose? beats me
>>9518252
You sayin you want to die anywhere else?
>>9518281
>>9518319
They truly were.. a Pumpkin Head Guy.
remember when mae killed a guy that was fun we have fun here
>you will never help her make a monster movie
>you will never be the big bad killer in her cheesy slasher ripoff
>you will never chase her wearing a hockey mask weilding an incredibly obvious paper mache machete
>you will never corner her in an abandoned glass factory
>you will never cover her in fake blood you helped her make for the over the top death scene with the fake eye she spent a week on
>you will never both giggle as you watch the incredibly amateur and poorly acted scene on her phone where Lori is clearly smiling in the shot
>she will never stop laughing to consider the fake blood all over the two of you and get turned on by it
>she will never tell you in a weak voice to put the hockey mask back on as her breathing gets faster
>you will never kiss her as you take off her matted clothing in an abandoned glass factory
>she will never cut herself on some of said glass, and you stop to tend to her, only for her to tell you real blood only makes it hotter
>she will never have you grunt and groan as if you were the monster violating her as you slip into her tight virgin mouse cunny
>she will never cum hard in the heat of the moment, only for her to suddenly get shy and anxious as the afterglow wears off
>you will never hold her tight and comfort her as she has a mini panic attack over being so impulsive
>you will never exchange I love you's and take off the stupid hockey mask already it's hot in here
>you will never laugh together and you walk her home, hand in hand
>>9518498
Please refrain from fucking the loris
>>9518532
Shut up aunt mall cop
Why is Bea shaped like a friend?
>>9518625
>this gator is your friend
>she smokes for depression
Edit when
Also feel free to make the quote more better if you do
>you'll never forcibly indct mae and her friends into your secret deathcult
>>9518804
Feels good man
Germ is definitely the kid who gives you the mad catz controller when you visit his house
>>9518914
No way, Germ is the kid who has custom modded controllers because he was bored
>>9518948
He hangs out with hobos, anon
>>9518498
End my suffering
It is a really nice story anon, cute and arousing.
i'm going to prank mae by dressing up as a cultist and jumping out at her
it'll be fun
>>9519178
>>9519234
i want to [spoiler]hold[/spoiler] selmer's [spoiler]hand[/spoiler]
Super best friends are mostly trash, but this lp is okay
>>9519303
>that fat ass
U N F
N
F
I wonder if that one guy who likes Scriggins is still around.
I never knew two things.
How bad I wanted this and that I would get a chance to use gothic lolita correctly while staying on topic.
>>9519312
bea run or gregg run
if it's a gregg run it's automatically dogshit
>>9519759
Oh thats the best part :^)
you see woolie is mixing and matching the two
>>9519845
But that's heresy!
>>9517434
Fuck off, Maebeafag.
Fuck off, Maebeafag.
FUCK OFF, MAEBEAFAG!!!
(no im not mad lol)
>>9519945
Fuck off, Virusfag.
>>9520011
you seeem mad bro
>>9519874
I know, the pain, it brings me great pain.
The worst part is they didnt do diner with bea.
>>9520351
Update when
>>9521811
Never ever
Good morning Possum Springs!
Fuck you you fucking liberal trash.
I hate all of you, I just wanted to enjoy the art but then you had to get on my ass about not playing the game.
FUCK YOU.
Trump is the best thing that ever happened to this country you fucking Canadian scumbag.
>>9521976
I'm a strong Conservative and I liked the game
There's this trait called "Open-Mindedness" that doesn't cause you to shut down when you're exposed to something that opposes your opinion.
>>9522005
You're everything that's wrong with our country.
>>9522009
Explain why you think that. I'll listen.
>>9522024
I don't need to, you already listen to leftist liberal media you fucking garbage.
>>9521881
Good morning, Anon!
>>9522057
I actually don't.
I follow many right-wing sources, but try to cross-reference as much as I can to figure out what is correct and what is fabricated.
Your assumptions are proving your ad hominem weak.
>>9522081
Fuck you for ruining america you fucking faggot
>>9522093
I'm going to dismiss your argument, as you haven't provided a solid claim. Have a nice day.
I want Selmers to lean left and open her borders while I lean right and fuck her cock-tail style!
>>9522455
Really? I thought his bait was terribly obvious.
>>9522461
got a response didn't it?
it was horribly obvious bait but somehow it got responses
I think that makes it at least servicable
>>9522507
I think it just means standards have lowered.
>>9522561
honestly that seems a lot more likely
>you will never work for Bea doing backbreaking labor
Why go on
>>9522455
I'm not baiting you, fuck you you stupid shitbag
Some stupid fucker came into the thread last night and started talking about my country like he knew what he was talking about when his own country will arrest you for misgendering someone
Run by a bunch of muslim loving sjws
So what was your guys' favorite sequence from the game? I think the entire scene at the mall was my favorite because it was pretty sweet to make Bea happy and I had always liked the concept of malls going to waste in recent years.
>>9521976
Fuck off, MaeBeafag.
>>9523138
My favorite was when you found out Casey was thrown into the pit. I'm glad that methhead piece of shit didn't get to die anywhere else.
>>9523138
Proximity
Best bonding
Best mood
Best bear
Best booty shaking
>>9523138
mall
firefly basement
dinner
proximity
back of the car eating gator leather
I asked this an earlier thread and got severeal diffierent responses but I still don't know if I should start my second playthrough now or wait half a year for me to forget the details.
>>9524037
Do another one for the hangouts you didn't do the first time.
>>9524253
That was already the plan, I'm worried about how boring the bits I've already done will be
>>9519085
this one is really nice
>>9524346
They go by pretty smoothly. You can also just choose the alternate dialogue options for mildly different flavor text.
>>9521976
*farts on u*
>>9525559
*fills my lungs with your wonderful smell*
Thank you!
Can you not
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
You guys are weird
>>9526863
That's true
There's also writefaggotry attached to this but eh
>>9527710
Also she drew a series of Scriggins x Casey if anyone cares I'll post it but I don't care for it myself.
>>9527802
Because girls are weird
>>9527829
Girls are bad with penises. Unless the fic has a lot of hand holding and cuddling it's going to be shit.
>>9527849
https://e621.net/post?tags=night_in_the_woods
>>9527865
And I was right, as expected.
I want to spend a night in mae's woods, if you know what I mean.
>>9527905
I get it, you want her to become wildly successful to the point of excess and for her love of nature and the outdoors to have her open up a reserve with some of her wealth, free and available to the public to visit to take in the beauty and wildlife.
>>9527905
I want her to piss on my dick when she has to go really bad in the woods, honestly
>>9527930
>we'll never have a place to discuss nitw that won't be full of the most diseased minds on god's earth
>>9528034
Maybe you should fuck off to reddit then if you want your heavily moderated safety zone NITW discussion, faggot :)
I want to smell Bea's boots while she and Mae are laughing at me.
>>9528034
I blame Homestuck. That series bundled all the weirdos and the freaks into one neat little pocket of the Internet, and kept them there for years to ferment. Then Undertale got made by a Homestuck alumni, and the kids who wanted to fuck weird bisexual pale kids with optional minor animal features upgraded to wanting to fuck goatmoms, fish women, and skeletons with neon blue cocks. Their deviancy solidified, NITW decided to come out and fill the comfy deconstructive niche Undertale had made, and here we are.
>>9528129
Nigga you are just straight up crazy if you think Homestuck has anything to do with weird fetishes on 4chan.
>>9528129
>some autistic fandom is 100% responsible for perverts being a thing
ahahaha. No.
>>9528192
To be fair, Star Fox Adventures is why at least half of Western furries are a thing.
>Complaining about fetishes and perverts on /trash/
>>9528268
I think you mean Digimon.
>>9528287
Digimon is responsible for the other 50% of furries in the West and 75% of furries globally.
>>9528268
I dunno about you guys but pokemon was my gateway.
>pokemon/digimon/starfox adventures was my gateway
You're all small time. Also lola
>>9528402
>being aroused by a child
>>9528423
no but I'll give you this instead
>>9528439
Do you even know what a gateway furry is, dumb fuck? he was a child at the time himself.
Also on that note
>Not being aroused by fifi at any age
KYS
>>9528402
Technically my first boner why was Minerva Minx but I was a child when I watched that, so I didn't understand why she made me feel funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wCiyprbEcI
>Steven goddamn Spielberg thought this would be appropriate to air on a children's cartoon
>>9528460
>>9528481
1. Children aren't sexually attractive, at all.
2. Skunk girls are bottom tier garbage. I'd even take monster girls over them.
>>9528510
Fuck off virusanon, not fooling anyone
>>9528530
Kill yourself fififag.
>>9528510
I want Mae to teach Lori about the wonders of eeeeels
>>9528544
But Mae's mom would be more qualified for that job.
>>9528556
>>9528537
Kill yourself virusfag.
>>9528581
Because the last thing Lori needs is a gash in her uterus.
>>9528673
I miss those memes
>>9528746
Those were the days.
>>9528850
I miss sheep.
I just want to orgy gangbang Mae with other anons is that so much to ask
>>9528888
I miss Able.
>>9528895
We can get they orgy gangbang part done if someone's willing to pick us all up. IIRC the anon from Alabama said he'd love to have us triple penetrate his his tight anus.
>>9528920
I made no such claims do not put words in my mouth or dicks in my butt.
Or dicks in my mouth.
>>9528920
But I don't want to triple penetrate some Alabama faggot, I just want to dump my cum on Mae's face along with everyone else at once. Maybe some DP/TP on that hot cat ass of hers. She'd love that shit
>>9529068
MORE MAE FOR ME FAGO
>>9528949
Yeah you'd rather some liberal STD ridden fleabag
>>9529115
Fictional creatures don't get STDs :^)
>>9529128
They do if the writers give them STDs
>>9529334
Only if the character's creator is an STD ridden faggot, which I wouldn't doubt that what's his name is one
Bea is a slut that gets gangbanged at parties I bet she has STDs
lol
>>9529770
I'd like to give that bat a swift kick!
also lol
>>9529819
>OC Crossover
>#I totally didn't mean for that to be bea's shirt
>#it's not a reference I'm just dumb
>>9529900
I get that those are the tags yes but what is your post implying
>>9529880
>cut dick
That explains it. I'd have mental issues too if my parents donated part of my penis to the Jewish reptiles.
>>9529954
Aesthetic
Also explains why she's so dumb when 80% of her blood is in her penis.
>>9529952
that pack street belongs in the zootopia thread
>>9529988
Foreskin has a much better aesthetic. Also penis membrain is smarter than human brain so Mae is actually 80% smarter than everyone. They just don't get her wit.
>>9530032
Man I wanted to write today but I'm just so tired. I wanna take a nap but it's only 9. Maybe I'll just chug caffeine and make a greentext.
>>9531054
About? Hopefully Lori lewd
>>9531054
I also thought about writing, but it took a backseat to video games and shitposting.
lets be real here, if the average /nitwg/ shitposter were in mae's position how many of us would be hucking people into that pit right now
>>9531750
Probably like 2 of us. Not me though.
>>9531824
ya you'd be in the pit
>>9531867
About damn time.
>>9531867
>drinking lots of fluids before masturbating
Rookie mistake. Now her fur's gonna smell like piss and feminine musk all day.
>>9531867
Alright but can you make a version without pee?
>when your shitposting works and you ruse vanilla fags into thinking lighting is urine
>>9532093
The dude is into watersports and scat, it's definitely pee.
also did this version too.
>>9532143
>fake blood
Alright I can dig it, but can you do a non pee version or should I just do that myself?
>>9532137
it's ment to be puss juice, lighting may have made it look like pee.
>>9532143
Do one with her menstruating.
>>9532143
It's like one of my independent, low-budget horror films.
>>9532143
again, it's suppose to be puss juice, i didn't really think it looked like piss to me. i could go ahead and get rid of it if you want though.
>>9532162
>>9532191
Yeah that looks like pee.
If you want it to be bagina juice you should probably have just made it darker so it looks like wet fur instead of that yellow thing that comes out of baginas.
I'm not trying to be mean or judge here I just can't see it as anything else sorry.
>>9532246
I thought it was the shadow of her body, and even so, how the hell does her body cast a shadow in a shade that is lighter than the ground hit by the sunlight? That's physically impossible.
>>9532191
>again, it's suppose to be puss juice
thanks for ruining my boner, asshole. I thought it was pee
>>9532137
Watersports and scat are really fucking good though.
>>9532420
I go out of my way to not shove my fetishes onto you don't try and do the same to me.
>>9532246
hey dude don't sweat it. i appreciate the constructive criticism. liquids and fluids is something i need to practice at. thank you for the advice man.
>>9532430
Lay em on me fuck boy. I guarantee I've came to your fetish at least several times.
>>9532246
>>9532305
it took me a minute to figure out what you guys were seeing and now I've got a nagging feeling you and the artist are arguing about two different things so I've gotta ask to relieve my curiosity:
are you guys talking about this part? because if so I'm pretty sure that's just a patch of lighter fur like the part around her mouth, it's the same color
>>9532452
Made this edit
I have to admit even thinking it was pee it was still really nice. I have a thing for Lori to boot, cute shy mouse girl is my jam.
>>9532630
The part that people think looks like piss.
>>9532632
Also please make the vagina better I'm not an artist at all
>>9532644
But anon, I am that one guy.
>>9532630
oh are you guys talking about the yellowish part? thats suppose to be her fur pattern. like in this image i saw that the butt had the same color fur as her lower jaw so i continued it to her front.
>>9532644
All of these are garbage, but scat and pee are fine.
>>9532746
Oh is that what it is?
Hm, the way it looks in the picture it's just kinda, off? Maybe it's because the vagina is the same color instead of being pink, I dunno.
I can see what you're going for there now but I think the color should be a bit darker then if that's the case.
>>9532754
I think all of them are garbage but three of them turn me on like nothing else will. Even did I wish to fight it, I would not have the willpower to.
>>9532630
yeah thats meant to be some lighter fur. it took me till i saw the edit that was posted later to understand what people were thinking. if it was urine i would of made a puddle under her similar to the one in the fake blood alt.
>>9532746
I'm glad my suspicion was right, I just didn't want you to think you drew the juice wrong or something, that part is fine
but that fur patch does look a little odd for some reason so I can see now why people thought that
>>9532746
The fact that Mae is putting her hand on Lori's ass makes it 10x hotter, and that butt squish.
..and that mousey shithole. This pic is fap fodder supreme.
>>9532746
Might look better if you color it all the way up to her chin. Traditionally a mouse's white underbelly goes all the way up. It might do that for Lori too but we don't actually get to see her from the front.
>>9532990
you do partially. if you look at this picture of her and look around her neck you can see it's the same color as every thing else.
>>9533053
Maybe just up to her belly then. It's just kinda odd for a fur pattern to stick to just the inner thighs. Try it out and see if it looks better if you care enough. I'm personally content imagining it being urine though.
>>9533124
i might just get rid of the thigh fur pattern altogether. lori's design is weird on how she has a different colored jaw but the pattern doesn't continue to her neck.
>>9533198
HACK DEVS
got rid of the thigh fur
>>9533473
>>9533473
>>9533483
>>9533473
where's the pee version my lad
Productive thread
Hope he draws some Bombshell next
hey does anyone know what the fuck bombshell's assets are called
I've tried every keyword I can think of and I'd rather not scroll through everything but I will if I have to
>>9534628
nope but there's this if that's your goal
>>9534643
yeah, I started to use that and then I noticed the white spot on the edge of her head and it set off my autism
figured I'd just make a new one rather than try to brush it away since I don't have a bombshell rig yet anyway
>>9534873
I think she's called partygirl or something similar.
>>9535161
"CoolPartyGirl," thank god I didn't have to scroll down that far
I searched for both party and girl and it didn't come up, thanks windows search you piece of shit
well there's that
if anyone knows a better way of determining her real eye color than my hackjob estimate, I would love to know
>>9528371
For me it also was Pokemon
>>9532420
watersport sure, but not scat
>>9535942
how can you claim to love her if you won't even eat her poop?
Eh i can semi agree, both do it for me personally, but scat is more extreme for most people so I can see why the normies shy away. Pee is more tame
mae smells
>>9536128
Good
>>9536128
She sleeps in her clothes, has a nice but noticeable smell
>>9531824
count me in
3
mentally ill vidya addict with no future here
it won't be long now I guess
one day I'll wake up and there just won't be a thread
>>9538185
Then you're going to make one
>>9538234
I don't know, am I? I'm not sure anymore
will there be anyone left to make a thread for? how long until it falls off and I have to do it again? I don't want to be that guy
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels honey!
>A general exists for liberal propaganda the game
Wew lad.
>Shitty characters
>Nonexistent story
>Liberal propaganda
>Walking simulator
>3 colour pallet graphics
>Liberal propaganda
>>9538441
>getting triggered by liberal propaganda
(you)
>>9538446
>getting baited by the guy who posts copypasta
>>9538468
>replying to the guy that gets baited by copypasta
(you)
>>9538477
>>9538482
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, then cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savouring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax. hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch.
>>9538508
It's morning you can stop shitposting now.
Good morning Possum Springs!
>>9538981
pretty kitty
>>9538751
It may be morning. But it's my day off so I'm going back to sleep until it's noon.
Fuckin people calling me
>>9538981
Good morning, Anon!
>>9538996
But Morning is the best time of day! It's a littler cooler from the night's chill and there's plenty of natural light to massage your retinas.
>>9539024
>>9539032
>>9538265
If you've learned anything from this game it's that friends drift apart and good things all end. Learn to love things in the moment and appreciate people while they are here
>>9539430
I thought the lesson was that no matter how bad you fuck up it's always possible to rekindle relationships.
>>9539767
There's multiple messages.
The biggest one is don't cling to the past.
>>9539909
But the hook of the game is "at the end of everything hold on to everything", so the biggest message is cling to the past as hard as possible because you're really not cut out for the future.
>>9540194
Nah, it's that you should hold on to what's real. In Mae's case, her friends.
Mae isn't the one holding on to everything, the cult is. Mae accepts the fact that one day, her friends will move on, that Possum Springs won't exist, and most of all, that it's gonna hurt. Because when those things happen, it will have been worth something. It will have meant something.
>>9540251
Mae doesn't learn shit. She talks to god and gets her autism powers back and then clings to Bea because she doesn't have Gregg to fuck around with anymore. The only thing she accepts is that she's a parasite that cannot survive on her own. She needs a host body to cling to and feed off of or she'll shrivel up and die.
>>9540371
Well that's not entirely untrue I guess.
>>9540419
It's entirely 100% true my friend. That's why she fucked up in college. She had nobody to cling to and carry her through it. No parents for comfort and no friends to carry her along on whatever they had going on. She always wants to do what her friends are doing because she doesn't know how to do things alone. Maybe facing the cult on her own would have gotten her out of that rut, but her piece of shit good friends saving her became her crutch and she fell right back into it.
>>9540662
Or maybe she would have died.
Mae's a fucked up person and can't do things by herself. She needs others right now, and that's okay. Bea is willing to help her. Gregg is too, but he doesn't exactly seem to understand just what's wrong with Mae.
You don't recover from mental illness on your own, especially not when it's festered for 8 years, Mae needs her friends, she needs her family. She needs them so she can overcome her own problems and one day become self sufficient.
They're not a crutch, their her salvation and she was able to swallow her pride and fears and embarrassment and tell them what's wrong.
Ima write a short fic based on that new Lori pic
>>9541193
The one where she's fingering herself? or showing her butthole on the roof? the latter would be pretty nice
>>9541369
Fingering
Don't really have much of an idea for a public exposure fic sorry.
>>9541418
cool
>>9540802
She could have done very well by herself. The cult didn't even want to kill her, they wanted to recruit her anyway. Plus, having mental issues doesn't render you helpless, it just means you need some help, and just because you need some help sometimes doesn't mean you should get help all the time. Relying on codependency for all your issues is a very bad way to operate. She's not always going to have somebody there, and she needs to learn how to handle herself when she's alone.
>>9541526
Right sure, but first she has to learn how to not have mental breakdowns when she's alone.
Eventually yes she needs to learn to be independent butt currently, being independent = psychotic breakdown because she literally can't handle it.
Baby steps, you're more or less suggesting the best way to teach someone to swim is to throw them into a lake.
>>9541822
Another one?
>>9541608
But she hadn't even tried to handle it herself up until she decided to face the cult alone to figure out what her problem was. Maybe she could have gotten some solid answers about what her problem really was if Gregg didn't shoot the guy with a crossbow. Let's not forget that a legit god is fucking with her mind, and I don't think medicine and friendship can overpower a god. They could have sealed her fate.
Also that's how I learned to swim. And how birds teach their babies to fly. There's some strong lessons you can learn trying to fend for yourself for a couple minutes that can fix things faster than having your hand held through it.
>>9541842
You are expecting a whole hell of a lot out of someone who's a nervous wreck at the best of times.
>>9541822
Even the picture asks "Y"
>>9541884
I believe in people anon.
>>9541991
>believing in Mae
>>9542056
>not believing for the best in everyone
>>9542203
Mae's best qualities are her ability to sleep for 14 hours a day so she won't bother people as much.
>>9542212
That just means she already knows how to be alone. She just needs to learn how to be constructive when alone.
>>9542234
How can you be constructive when unconcious?
>>9542274
Lucid dreaming
Or sleeping less
>>9542329
>sleep less
>ruin more of her friend's and family's lives
>>9542447
>worrying about everyone else's lives before you worry about your own
That's why she's not better dummy! The Bibble says don't worry about your friend's splinters when you got a steak in your eye!
>>9542484
>steak
>>9542484
>veggies
>>9542212
What does Mae really have going for her?
>can play bass with varying degrees of proficiency
>can jump alarmingly well
>compact
>would be a cheap date
>???
>>9542682
Flexible
Would definitely be down to try anal
Expects even less of you than she expects of herself
Requires little food or water
anyone got any phone wallpapers for the game?
>>9542787
There's not even any regular wallpapers of the game because these DEVS ARE FUCKING HACKS
>>9542760
I hope she'd be down to let me suck her toebeans.
>>9542832
>you wanna do what with my feet?
>um, okay I guess you big weirdo just like...
>heehee that tickles
>this is weird, you're weird
>yeah I guess I could let you do it again, not that I like it or anything
>>9542889
unf
>>9542889
>>9542889
ooc
>>9542682
Personality-wise she's at least honest. I mean when she's not stealing anything. And I guess it primarily manifests as chronic foot-in-mouth. But yeah, we have to do some reaching here anyway.
>>9542979
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>9541842
>the god actually existed
are you sure its not just some shit they tell mae to manipulate her and win her over?
i thought the cult is just dropping the people there because nobody would search there and then made some spooky shit up
>>9542889
>No one ever wrote a lewd fanfic about this exact topic but in full detail.
Fuck this. And no one will write it now a day since no one does porn stories anymore. PLEASE SOMEONE PAY TRIBUTE TO THOSE TOEBEANS
>>9543288
Nigga it literally told Mae that the universe was falling apart. It also gave Eide the power to phase through shit. The cult may have actually been the good guys and could have saved the town if it weren't for those meddling kids and their mentally ill cat.
>>9543316
There's some Bombshell on Mae foot stuff.
>>9543316
>no one does porn stories anymore
Why not use this opportunity to begin your career as a writefag, anon.
Here is an idea I came up with for an alternate ending to NITW. It isn't a theory or anything, I am not saying I think this was supposed to happen in the game, but I am saying if the game had done this it would have sucked a lot less, and also pissed off a large portion of tumblr in the process. It is just me playing "How would I make it better"
If, when the game ends, it reveals that Mae was the narrator, telling you the story of the game while she is in a mental hospital getting treatment for her BPD and recovering from the events of the game, it could have been brilliant. At the beginning of the game, I thought something like this was going to happen because Mae talks directly to the player, but nothing like this ever happens again. This would establish mae as an unreliable narrator, and allow the player to interpret things as metaphorical instead of literal. Maybe there was no cult, and it was a metaphor for Mae having a mental breakdown, feeling the world kills people like her. It would also make the lack of choice forgivable as it would firmly establish mae as a separate entity for the player.
If it was just Mae telling you about the time she dropped out of college, then it would be able to turn a lot of the game's weaknesses into strengths, because it is from Mae's perspective. Maybe the art style is part of that, she describes her friends as fox like or lizard like, or herself as cat like, and draws them like that in her book, and that is why the game looks like it does. Of course this ending would cause Tumblr to hate the game, because Tumblr is against treatment for mental health issues, and they think having BPD is just wonderful! If they did that the game would also have a positive message that mental illness is treatable and doesn't have to define you, since now the game has no positive message.
TL;DR, it would have been clever if they used a change in context to change the game's weaknesses into strengths, but the devs were not that clever.
>>9543848
here is an idea i came up for you: shut the fuck up
>>9543848
I have exactly what you're looking for anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBbrPdFV1H0
>>9543848
We're all furries here we WANT them to be animal people.
Sexy, sexy animal people.
>>9543936
Human nigger Bea > Gator Bea
Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't.
>>9543965
Hey look you're wrong.
>>9543985
That's just your opinion. Factually I'm right.
>>9543936
In a few years:
"Night in the woods? Yeah, that is some really good furry porn. Wait, it's from a game? I never knew that!"
>>9543848
Holy shit that is amazing, still wish the ending had one more song minigame or a reprise of an older song though, maybe adult Mae still plays music with the others?
Also maybe who she's telling all this to could differ depending on who she hung out with more?
>>9544008
I will always remember it for the game first and porn second.
>>9544028
>>9544009
This. Niggers and gaytors have nothing on BBW.
>>9544028
>Also maybe who she's telling all this to could differ depending on who she hung out with more?
"I know Mae. I was there. Also there never was a cult, you just thought there was because you were having a mental breakdown."
>>9544054
>says niggers are shit
>posts a bear
Bears make up only 12% of the population but are responsible for almost half the crime. Explain this?
>>9544075
Systematic oppression of the bear community combined with hundred of years of literally poking the bear with night sticks. If you "people" treat bears with respect then you got nothing to worry about.
>>9543848
so like catcher in the rye
>>9544186
The game stole so much from catcher in the rye anyway it might as well have stolen the ending too.
>>9544151
Oh you're part of the Bear Lives Matter crowd huh? Well, please explain to me how the Rodents survived 1000 years of being oppressed and used in sick maze experiments but they're one of the most successful groups in the world today. Hollywood is run by Rodents.
Also would you convert to Not-Judaism if that's what it would take for Lori's dad to let you date her?
>>9544220
even the wierd comments holden makes in the book she'll make in the game when talking to herself
not that stealing some ideas from catcher is wrong, i like the book alot
>>9544249
by she'll i mean mae
>>9544246
>Lori's dad
>looking after Lori properly
Doesn't deserve to grant any blessings.
>>9544249
Mae is basically a female millenial Holden, and it even starts with her dropping out of college, only difference is Holden is messed up because his brother died, and Mae is messed up... just because, maybe it is because her parents are messed up too and she inherited it. Maybe it wasn't intentionally based on Catcher in the Rye, maybe it just ripped off Life is Strange, which was intentionally based on Catcher.
>>9544284
Just like real life Jews, but you still gotta go through the motions to get that underage mouse puss puss.
>>9544312
>underage
Not far off.
>>9544312
>underage mouse puss puss
i'd never thought i'd read those words before
but here i am
>>9544246
Rodents are not real Not-Jews. They betrayed their people and became Not-Jewish to steal the plight of the Ursur people and gain leverage through pity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfL1UzreWQY
>>9544416
Embrace your trash self, you have passed the cusp of humanity.
>>9544485
I hear another girl got tangled in the wires and fell. She hit her head and can't use adjectives anymore. If you think it's terrible, that's the exact kind of sentence she can no longer formulate.
>>9544518
haha
>>9544518
Why did that quaint little reference obliterate my sides.
I thought that weird speech late in the game where Mae is talking about seeing everyone as "Just Shapes" was the game trying to do some kind of meta crap, like breaking the fourth wall in an incredibly stupid way, or trying to make fun of the game's art style. But nope, it wasn't doing anything of the sort. It was just describing disassociation, which is a common symptom of mental illness and further showed how crazy Mae is. Thankfully no meta shit was being attempted.
>>9544700
It could be both.
>>9544723
Devs says it's not. btfo nerd
>>9544932
what did they say?
>>9544999
He said new thread when
>>9544999
That Mae's just describing her illness and also the Bea route is cannon.
>>9545226
Sucks you need to go through the game twice to see everything, maybe 3 times if you didn't know the first time. How hard would it have been to have all the content viewable in one playthrough? Maybe then the game wouldn't have felt so short.
>>9545372
new
>>9545338
Honestly I felt like the game took way too long sometimes, don't get me wrong the pacing was fine but I just felt like I sunk a lot of time into, part of why I'm so apprehensive to start my second playthrough.
>>9545438
Yeah, I know what you mean. It starts off a bit slow but you just have to get into it.