HG HUNGER GAMES THREAD
LET'S CONTINUE WITH THE SECOND HALF.
A LOT OF MAGICIANS ARE AROUND TODAY, BUT THEY ALL USE THE SAME CHEAP TRICK.
LEN ON THE OTHER HAND BELIEVES IN THE POWER OF GOD.
>>9497797
>Cheap Trick
Jojo reference?
>>9497786 (anon)
A-Anon I...
I'm touched but, I don't think I'm ready for that yet...
>tfw you just watched Alien Covenant
Fuck you Kaito and your kind
>>9497781
K-Kosaku Kawajiri
I don't expect you to want to do it with this guy, but the offer is there if you want
>>9497797
>Lays down in her tent and blasts a chill tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SFt7JHwJeg
Goodnight everyone
>>9497788
TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
>>9497838
I understand. I'm just looking for a mother for my suicidal son. I figured you could have been like one of those seeing eye dogs but for suicide watch patients.
>>9497823
Fare thee well.
>>9497840
My kind? Androids..?
>>9497730
Well, I'll admit a three headed ape is strange, but if you had just waited to look at it you could have eliminated me
>>9497775
Nobody would want to admit to that, but a man owns up to his mistakes
>>9497797
>the hunter just looks disappointed
You could have fought me head on, you know
>I hate having to repost in a new thread
TWO PEOPLE ARE HAVING THE SAME IDEA.
THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY.
>>9497831
I don't understand.
>>9497863
Oh Well I... I don't think I'd be good for that, I could try to cheer him up maybe but I wouldn't want to fuck up.
Does that kind of dog even exist anyway?
Why is he depressed?
>>9497884
Yes androids you human hating fuck. Get away from me.
>>9497722
Wasn't I already of your faction or something? Nothing is gonna change, hopefully.
>>9497714
Riiiight...I'm Stocking Anarchy. I don't have to shake your hands right? I'm not good at common courtesy when meeting creatures like you.
>>9497797
>She's hackin' and whackin' and smackin' until the hunter dies.
And that's what my Stripes do. Impossibly sharp, I know.
>>9497898
>not knowing that you're using a robot to post that post
double standards
>>9497862
FOREVER IN YOUR MIND
>>9497889
kek that last event
>>9497778
>he moves to the side, but only after a string of constantly bitching and nagging about needing to make room
You're lucky I died, or else I'd have the upper hand. You undead type are also so violent and naggy. It'd be fine if it were a cute girl being naggy, but you're literally a talking fart.
>>9497812
>>9497888
Was it a mistake though? If it wasn't me doing it, then it would have been someone else. Face it, Hunter, you're destined to have pee in your water.
>>9497898
But I like people.. What did I do? I'm a little lost here..
>>9497924
NOTHING CAN SURVIVE THE WILL TO STAY ALIVE
>>9497888
Well, maybe but I've already seen more people dead than what is sane for any normal person here... but I've never seen a three headed monkey... So I don't think I've missed anything. I don't like killing people anyway!
>>9497889
What?!! But hey those HG TCG cards are really all the rage trust me? Don't you want to buy a booster? Lenny from D-generation X? It's one the strongest card in the...
Oh why am I wasting my time trying to sell junk?
>>9497889
I DON'T THINK REIGEN REALLY NEEDS A REASON FOR THAT. HE ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE A WEIRD PSYCHOPATH TO ME.
WHAT A SHAME. AND WHAT A GOOD MIXTAPE.
>AI-Robot faction when
>>9497889
I've done it! I've finally created the perfect masterpie- what are you doing with that piano?
>>9497913
Oh, well I have smaller hands if you'd prefer to shake those dear.
>Waves smaller hands
See?
>>9497929
Talking...fart?
Talking fart?!
TALKING FART?!
>Lady Bow zips over and repeatedly slaps Subaru with her fan, to the point where she begins to draw blood.
Listen here, you oaf! That is just so utterly insulting! Do you even know who you're talking to?! Of course not! You...you pig! Ugh! You are just so terrible! Never speak to me again!
>>9497950
CAUSE IF YOU TRY YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
>>9497929
Yes, it was a mistake. Because trying to pull stupid pranks are always mistakes. If it wasn't your mistake, like you said, it would be someone else's
>>9497963
Well, at least you aren't obsessed with killing like one or two I've met here. Also, on an unrelated note, I spoke with Rena earlier, so thank you for contacting her
>>9497983
I feel like we've already done that yesterday...
Oh well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
Goodnight again
>>9498015
TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
>>9497929
>>9497775
Hehehehe. The other you was quick to assume, too.
>She smiles like a prick, putting her hands behind her back.
Nah, I'm actually in a way better mood than I have been in a while. What I'm doing now? I just like messing with people.
Adachi x Dubs
Kaito x Paula x Yukine
Aikawa x Yuno
Soviet x Nod unit
Rinoa x Risk
Ocelot x Mokuo
Rika x Marisa
Robbie Rotten x Sportacus
Alfred x Garma
Suburu x Ferris
Anon x kys
Seth x Izaya
Fumi x a shota
Rohan x Ash
Smolgore x undertale
Ultron x Dennys
Furry porn x Fyxe
Red x Pokemon
Arachnea x Wasp Chan
Schrodinger x The Captain
Hikki x cocks
LF x KK
HG x dead
Ramsay x Endo
Cirno x Fuck off
Eggman-kun x starman
Araragi x Shinobu
Reigen x Challenges
Beerus x food
Trump x America
Alex jones x Radio Graffiti
Junko x Hoshi
Kamina x Ruby x lolis
Souda x ibuki
DDD x Nintendo games
Wiggins x Martin
Late Grimes x Late Go
Stocking x ERP
Medusa x Bold n Brash
Sunset x Spike
Saber x Saber
Baki x Gains
Nep x pure
Jude x Shekels
Sol x Ramlethal
Baron x Vraeth
Denton x HGA
Aussa x Hiita
Muffet x Rape
Shion x feet
Souda x Gundam
Okabe x Suicide
Tricky x Booce
Alma Elma x Sophisto
Dean x Matoi
SWP x chemo
Booker x Right
Bolin x Janus
Shit x Post
Raven x Luna
Garnet x Hiccup
Tamaki x Celeste
Shorty x weed
Uta x cody
Holo x Craft
Ayy x lmao
Kirirgiri x Fat Togami
Junpei x homelessness
Luffy x clit
/b/ HG x brg
>>9497842
>I wouldn't mind really. I already died for all that I know.
>>9498063
so how long till someone makes a new meme list?
>>9497983
LEN WITH THE GOOD IDEA TO USE BAIT TO GO AROUND AN OBSTACLE.
LOOK AT THAT, THE FURRIES HAVE A HUMAN FETISH.
>>9498068
Alright then, if you want to
Who do you want to start off first? Me, or you? I'll cut back on the length so it's easier to reply
>>9498027
Yeah that place is pretty much a safe heaven for psychopaths, I don't know why half you of are even doing here, but you guys are cool for the most art.
Oh yeah Rena?! No problem I told you she'd come, she seemed a bit shy in her answer at first, but it's cool if she decided to jump in!
>>9498063
We're just really good friends though.
>>9498092
That creepaste was.... pretty creepy after all.
I can't sleep myself, what if the guy in the story comes an- Z.zzz..Zzzz.
>>9498002
>it doesn't deal much damage out to him, but after getting continuously hit he quickly gets more and more annoyed with it
Gah! Stop doing this to me before I get the vacuum out and suck you up!
>he finally snaps and smacks her fan out of her hand
This whole thing is ridiculous! Ghosts don't even need beds! It's like needing a lifeguard while taking a bath!
>>9498027
You're saying this as if you have never pulled a prank before. Are you seriously that much of a boreish human that you'd go your whole life without having fun?
>>9498044
That's extremely rude to do to someone you've just met. Even if I do have a clone, why take your anger out on me just because I look like him? I'd much rather get along with you than have to act like we're rivals.
>>9498063
Who's Farris?
Why are there names and X's in between them?
I don't get this at all.
>>9498092
REIGEN, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR TASTE, BUT I RESPECT IT. IT'S STILL STRANGE THOUGH.
TWO MORE PEOPLE WENT LOST THANKS TO BUREAUCRACY.
>>9498063
Now that's old as all hell.
>>9498167
Why? The real question's "why not". It amuses me, so why not? And you're already doing better than him by dumb luck; I haven't stabbed you yet.
>>9498170
>>9498170
A-GAIN?!
Tcch, where is the guy who wanted to call me "my wife" ?
Anything is better than "Betty" now.
>>9498071
Get on discord fag
>>9498183
This one made my laugh box jiggle.
>>9498182
W-We don't need to pull knives out on each other, okay? Let's keep this diplomatic. I don't want to have to die without getting lucky.
>>9498167
>The fan gets slapped out of Lady Bow's hand and twirls to the ground, landing softly and flatly.
>Lady Bow is so enraged at Subaru, she just continues to slap him using her stubby arms after a moment's hesitation.
You know NOTHING about me! You are such an unfathomable brute!
>>9498196
Vat is ze discord
>>9498170
I THINK THE VERY HIGH DEATH RATE DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY. PEOPLE DIE, BUT TOO SLOWLY.
I WONDER IF IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TITS.
SOMEONE ELSE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH OF THEIR FETISH AND DECIDES TO END IT ONCE AND FOR ALL.
>>9498129
She and I are going to be hunting Delex tonight to help her maintain her skills, actually. I'm really looking forward to spending time with her on hunts again. Once more, thank you
>>9498167
It's not that I don't have fun, it's that I don't find pranks fun
Who wants to eat my log of shit
>>9498240
Depends. Are you Seth Rollins?
>>9498250
>>9498230
Why are you all watching me like that? You've never seen someone eati-
Oh yeah I get it! I'm sorry do you want some? Yeah, those aren't burgers of pizzas, but this should do for the night.
>>9498207
You wanna see unfathomable brute, then I'll show you unfathomable brute!
>Subaru frantically waves his hands inside the ghost, thinking that he can make it "disappear" by smacking it around
YOU MADE ME DO THIA! YOU'RE MAKING ME KILL YOU OVER A BED YOU CAN'T EVEN SLEEP IN!
>>9498218
If you're implying what I think you're implying, then no! I'd rather take a random stranger than her! She'd take the entire bed if I was on a cruise with her!
>>9498196
I don't even have any messages
>>9498235
Even if you're the one doing the prank? Come oooon! Why don't you go peeing in someone else's canteen? Who knows how much fun you'll have!
>>9498230
I LOVE FEASTS WHERE ALMOST NOTHING HAPPENS. MAKES THE GAME MUCH LONGER.
ATLEAST I CAN COUNT ON NPC's DOING THEIR JOB.
AND ARCHER FOR CONTINUING HIS THING.
>>9498206
I hope you don't plan on getting laid, like...any goddamn time soon.
>>9498294
Me on the bottom
>>9498110
>you start. I like your rp and I'm kinda new to this stuff anyway.
>>9498157
>thanks. Probably not a good bait since she's little more than bones at this point.
>>9498235
I don't know anything about Delex stuff or hunting so I can't really say anything but... It's great you guys got to catch up again. She didn't have many friends here I think.
And no problem, just ask me again if you need anything.
>>9498290
>Beats the shit out of pearl in a Yu-gi-oh duel
Heh, of course no one can beat the new fairy tail expansion. I love those cards.
Killing you? Come on it's just a children's card game, no need to take that seriously.
GOODNIGHT YOU GUYS AND GALS
>>9498290
WHAT WAS THE MOTIVE? I DON'T THINK IT'S TIT ENVY. THESE THINGS DON'T MAKE A GOOD KEVLAR VEST BTW.
HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? YOU WERE SO PROMISING.
>>9498336
Goodnight anon!
>>9498336
Selatmatpagi
>>9498336
This good night post got me hyped up for some reason.
>>9498341
Oh hey ahah! I wasn't really going to fire anyway, it was just a prank. No need to get so worked up.
>>9498270
>Lady Bow stops slapping, gasps, and quickly moves out of Subaru's way. She shivers a bit and stares at Subaru's prying hands.
Did you just...?
I'm calling the police!
>>9498284
I won't because it's disgusting, and I don't enjoy pranks. Why don't you find a better hobby?
>>9498321
They're basically carnivorous fish that "swim" through sand. Small, but quick. And thank you, with your help I'll be able to keep in touch with her
>>9498341
Him misery
>>9498294
Why's that? Who knows what could happen here. A ghost tried touching me, but I'm not really into that.
What I want is a loving relationship between me and the most gorgeous, beautiful, stunning girl around! One that'll treat me the way I deserve to be treated! That's all I really want out of life!
>>9498341
EVEN ATTEMPTING TO CHEAT WOULD LEAD TO A DISQUALIFICATION. BUT I GUESS THAT ISN'T EVEN NECESSARY.
>>9498336
Fare thee well!
>>9498389
Rigging this for Fyxe
>>9498274
GET ON DISCORD
>>9498376
Oh okay... Pretty though stuff.
Hmm oh well, can you make fish sticks with those? You two should try.
>>9498389
>>9498417
Heey! Thanks for believing in me anon!
I believe in the you who believes in me too! I'll win this!
>>9498389
YOU JUST GOT BACK TO THE PRIMITIVE BUT EFFECTIVE WAY TO GET RID OF YOUR OPPONENTS. GOOD JOB, THAT LEAVES ONLY YOU TWO.
>>9498372
You can't call the police!
What're you going to tell them, that some guy stuck his hand right through your levitating body? That's absurd! They won't even believe you're a ghost anyways, so why bother? Just say you're sorry to me and we'll be okay.
>>9498376
I have a ton of hobbies! Like...sewing, magic tricks, playing video games, sleeping...the whole works! Just because what I did was a little unethical doesn't mean I'm a loser without anything better to do with his life!
>>9498389
Between a mom, a goth, a mute kid, a wolf babe, sensei, and your average joe? It's starting to sound like your average harem anime.
>>9498315
I don't remember giving Sigma free will. Or a voice.
>>9498381
....
>Rika doubles over in laughter for a good, solid minute or two.
>>9498316
(Alright. If you feel uncomfortable or anything, just tell me and I'll sort it out)
>Kosaku sighs, rubbing his neck uncomfortably. "Why did I commit suicide so early? No, why did I even consider doing that in the first place? I shouldn't feel pity for myself, yet I do." Out of instinct, he talks to himself, which anyone could hear.
Good grief. Has anyone else here died in such a horrible manner?
>>9498446
B-But anon said that he was jinxi-....
Fuck............
>>9498449
You gave me some butt.
Thank you.
>>9498446
I'm going to have to go with Mom. I like sensei and all, but what she has been doing recently isn't good.
>>9498449
>that pic
what
>>9498446
AND IT'S OVER. PORN WON. CONGRATULATIONS, I GUESS.
>>9498448
You violated my personal space in the most barbaric of ways! Do you have no restraint?! First a brute, and now a sexual predator! Just...ugh! I cannot even look at you!
>Lady Bow turns away, crossing her arms. You can hear a "Hmph" after a second.
>>9498484
HERE IS YOUR WINSCREEN, TO WHOEVER ENTERED THE PORN.
Give me ideas for characters to make in this shitty game.
>>9498484
Fucking kek.
>>9498461
S-sorry...
>>9498503
Fyxe
>>9498389
Y-You're gonna get this show canceled from national TV if you..ngghh...keep this up...! Is there a doctor in the ro-
>The angel's guts fly everywhere seconds after.
>>9498484
Of course the RNG makes the topless one win...
Oh well, it was a pretty funny game though, thanks for hosting.
>>9498484
If only she weren't such a potty mouth, I'd almost be impressed. Congratulations to the winner, thank you for hosting.
>>9498484
>>9498497
AND THE STATS.
Thank you for playing.
>>9498470
>The gun?
>>9498466
Uhuh, suuure. Creepy girl...
>>9498497
Congrats, lady. Thanks for the show.
>>9498497
Saved. Thanks for hosting m8
>>9498505
Meh don't feel too bad anon, we can't really win against Fate.
I'm happy you decided to support me though.
>kisses
>>9498522
I think he means that you have good art but you choose to use that shit that looks like it was drawn by an elementary school child
>>9498497
Oh, congratulations, dear!
>>9498517
Thank you ever so much for this!
>>9498441
I've never actually thought to cook monsters, just carve their pieces off to make armor and weapons. But I dout street cook would want to make a Delex dish
>>9498448
Maybe you should have done one of those instead of trying to trick me into drinking urine
>>9498517
Thank you for hosting and... congratulations... to the winner
>>9498517
Thou will catch thy death if you continue wearing that, wench! But ye hath mine praise fro winning. Ye hath my thanks for providing this battle.
>>9498517
Thanks for hosting
>>9498517
Looks like I've won!
Throw me the winscreen so I can get dressed already!
>>9497991
...Eh. I'll pass. The big ones look kind of nice, but I still wouldn't touch them. Are they even real? I don't feel like finding out myself.
>>9498517
Thanks for the chance.
>>9498497
Thanks for hosting!
>>9498566
Of course they're real! Why on earth would I have fake hands with me? Actually wait, fake hands could come in....handy.
>>9498503
Chris Benoit
>>9498484
>>9498497
Well...congratulations sensei. Didn't think you could do it.
>>9498522
Thanks for hosting. It was fun until I died.
>>9498491
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU STARTED IT, AND I ENDED IT! NEVER COME BACK HERE EVER AGAIN!
>he yells as he jumps up and down in a fit of angry energy
>>9498541
But you can't sew or do magic tricks with water.
I mean, you could argue me peeing in your water was a magic trick, soooo...
>>9498452
Death seems to play a prominent role in this place, yet we're all still alive. Strange, isn't it?
>>9498497
>>9498517
>congrats and thanks for hosting, even if I couldn't reply.
>>9498541
You can't really knows how it taste if you've never tried it right?
Oh well, just give Rena their flesh, she told me she liked cooking, she'd probably make sushis out of that or something, I dunno.
>>9498517
Congratulations to the winner, thanks for hosting, excetera excetera.
>>9498570
Ah, there it is.
>>9498535
>Not everything's gotta be 100% awesome.
I found something here called a "code". I know it's not mine, but I could use it to host for you guys. I might as well since it was conveniently placed near me, right? Just give me...5 to 10 minutes! That's not so bad, is it?
>>9498517
Wow, that's one explicit winner right there, no wonder Panty used to hang out here.
>>9498593
>Shrugs
Dunno, I could think a few reasons. I the slight feeling I should be slashing if my guessing about you is right, still...
>>9498601
That is fine by me! Now...leave!
>Lady Bow picks up her fan, floats over, and slams the door to the Amber Room in Subaru's face.
>>9498601
I never said your hobby had to involve me, boy
>>9498618
Well, if she wants to find a way to carry 16 Delex, I won't stop her
>>9498631
That would be just fine, Subaru-kun.
>>9498631
Shut up and do your job
>>9498631
Sure thing Subaru! How is the neet life going anyway?
>>9498631
Ye hath my interest. Pick up the reins and fulfill thy destiny!
>>9498636
>Large hands twitch uncomfortably
Oh dear, they're a bit upset hearing that...I must go for now! It was nice to meet you dear.
>>9498609
>Kosaku looks back in surprise, not expecting anyone to hear him. After a short while, he sighs and turns around, deciding to have a bit of small talk with the woman.
Indeed. No matter how gruesome the deaths are, we still manage to bounce back from it. But it doesn't seem right. It certainly is bizarre, but there must be an explanation for it. Right? Is there an explanation for it?
>>9498649
Yeah that'd be sweet. Now I kinda want to taste those "sand fishes" or whatever.
Seems like another game is gonna start too. Good luck!
>>9498696
Good luck to you as well
>>9498663
Meh, I wasn't going to do it anyway. See ya...
>>9498631
If you could, it would be very much appreciated.
>hopefully I can reply this time.
>>9498679
I'm afraid I don't know much about this place myself. It would seem that it is the work of either magic or some sort of science we don't understand.
I find odd how nobody here appears to notice when or how do they come back as well.
>woman
>should have mentioned that Marie is like 13.
In my talons, I shape clay
>>9498424
fuck off or I'll slap your ass
>>9498758
(>She's thirteen
I-I didn't see that coming, I based it off of appearance)
>Kosaku nods, taking a minute to think to himself. "I do know people come back after they die, but I had been using 「Bites The Dust」 to avoid death. Is that an acceptable explanation?"
I had assumed that we came back as soon as we had perished. After all, it's rather unreasonable to say that we came back when the round is finished, is it not? Do you believe there is another explanation for this, miss?
Oh yeah, before I make a new thread I'll mention it's a 36 and that I won't be bumping, so please be ready. This is your warning.
>>9498878
than
>>9498878
Ursula Callistis
>>9498878
Yukine
>gives entry to this in hope of idiots doing the same
>>9498878
>>9498912
Looks like everything is working!
I'm ready
>>9498920
Once again you're the only idiot arou- >>9498912
Nice
>>9498878
Put me in
>>9498943
>>9498943
>>9498943
>>9498943
>>9498863
It wouldn't seem so. But then again, if we're coming back either way, what would be the purpose of making us fight to the death? Are we some sort of entertainment for whatever invisible entity runs this place? Or is there another reason?