/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General Mae is cute edition T

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So I tried out that new robot that colors pictures. It uh, it's probably not great at coloring stuff like this.

They still haven't released that planned merchandise. Will anybody bother to buy anything from them at this point? Everybody has moved on.

>>9493471
I'd buy a Mae shirt for my niece.

>>9493463
what robot is this?

>>9493503
https://paintschainer.preferred.tech/

It handles people pretty well actually.

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I want Lori to sit her FAT FUCKING MOUSE SHITHOLE RIGHT ON MY FACE. I don't even care if it's in public, just do it Lori

>>9493585
Now, I can sympathize with wanting that, however, in addition to the public indecency, there's also the underage factor.
I don't wanna go to jail really.

is there a word to describe having a fetish for a loving relationship

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>>9493611
Love fetish.

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>>9493611
Being normal?

>>9493637
ok yeah, that's what i want mae to do to me. that

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>mfw the game's repeated apocalyptic motif is just a reflection of our decaying society

>>9493431
You've done Mae is cute edition multiple times. Think of something new next time. I know you're that one guy.

Mae is my waifu
You cannot have her!

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>>9494050
Again, I just post newfanart. Not my fault we only had a handful of new art and this was by far the best one.
Stop getting autistic, there's nothing deep to read into about this.

>>9494142
FIGHT NIGHT

eight hundred fat retards pile into the octagon and begin suplexing each other

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>>9494142
>Waifus
Who cares about waifus when you can have best husbandos?

>>9494152
Or you can think of a unique name for the thread. It's not that hard.

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>>9494179
Why would I do that exactly? Like, who cares besides you? And why do you even care?

>>9494208
You're making these threads all the same. Do something special for the general.

>>9494208
>>9494289
Just ignore the faggot. The threads are fine

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>>9494289
how about you just do it if you care so much, I give plenty of time for other people to make threads and only post em once we hit page 9.

>>9494322
>I give plenty of time for other people to make threads and only post em once we hit page 9.
You made other threads when it was page 7. I usually make the new thread if I can, but I'm not around the general during the weekdays. You only use the opportunity to do another 'Mae is cute' edition. If you want to post "new art" then just post it in the thread.

>>9494415
I made one thread at 7 a week ago and you're still hung up over that?

>>9494486
Just name it something else next time.

>>9494598
You have no power here

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>>9494175
This.

>>9494685
I don't give a fuck. I'll post what I want.

>>9494734
Isn't that my line?

>>9494771
ha no

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I have ~75 bucks in my steam wallet and have been thinking about this game sorta
Is there too much teenage angst and "ugh society sucks, people suck, life sucks, blabluhbloo", for people? that's what my main concern is and i don't want it to just be a ton of complaining
pic unrelated

>>9495160
It's not so much teenage angst as it is young adult angst. So it's kinda that shit toned down quite a bit. Also don't buy it just pirate. These possibly jewish faggots don't deserve anymore money for this game.

>>9495160
The "ugh society sucks" stuff isn't actually that blatant. A lot of the game is pretty lighthearted and the sadder stuff comes later, but they don't just dwell on it. If you have enough money I'd probably buy it.

>>9493471
if the mae shirt isn't a $300 made-to-order-by-hand piece of shit but still looks authentic enough I'll probably still buy one

Which NITW boy is the best kisser?

>>9496050
Angus

>>9496077
>>9494701
The one that practices on his straight friend every day after work in the side alley, obviously.

>>9496050
>>9496099

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>>9496050
Bombshell because she didn't die when she made out with Mae in the post game party DLC

>>9496144
>boy

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>>9496203
Did you just assume her gender?
>the original picture is way too big to post so here's a capture

>>9496258
Did you assume it has a gender?

>>9496415
Having this line of conversation just makes me glad the game didn't go full SJW and made the characters generally likeable and normal within the confines of an abstract form of normality.

>>9496907
Are you implying people have to conform to normal gender roles to be likable?

>>9497641
I've seen no evidence do anything but prove that to be a fact.

>>9497663
You just haven't met a real agenderd person to be honest.

>>9497962
Or they're all nuts.

>>9496258
>>9496415
>>9496907
>>9497641
>>9497663
>>9497962
>>9498273
You are trying way too hard, anon

>>9498492
I can't be anything but hard whenever I think about (You).

BAH GAWD THAT'S GERRY'S MUSIC

>>9498492
What are you talking about?

>>9495335
>These possibly jewish faggots don't deserve anymore money for this game.

I don't respect someone's work enough to show support to it because of the person/persons behind it rather than the quality of the work itself.

You're just as bad as the feminists that left Johntron because of that one controversy.

Seriously fuck off, steam wallet money is only able to be used on steam, suggest a better game for him that is on there if you feel so strongly about such.

>>9498964
>You're just as bad as the feminists that left Johntron because of that one controversy.
But Jontron was unironically being a legitimately racist idiot.

Besides the work really isn't that quality. This game is worth $10 at best. It's lacking a lot of content and the story and characters aren't even that good.

>>9499363
>characters aren't that good
Get out

What did Casey's voice sound like?

https://monomate.bandcamp.com/track/big-fish-small-pond

>>9499363
>$10 at best

As much as I love this game, I have to agree with that at least. Fuk of though, the characters were awesome.

>>9499363
>But Jontron was unironically being a legitimately racist idiot.

That's the fucking point, so long as they aren't screwing my neighbors kids/dogs or doing something that I would qualify as being completely unjust or pure chaotic evil.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

Just because you don't agree with a creators stance on something or their ideals, good content is good content.

I would support the content of the most racist asshole that ever lived so long as the content he/she created was good.

You do make a good point about the price though, it is too high as it is. Steam summer sale is coming though, perhaps we can see a price cut then.

>>9499574
I don't give a shit about their stances on anything, I just think it a terrible idea to keep rewarding these fucks for cutting corners AND not releasing a product on time.

>>9499425
>>9499519
The only good character is Bea and Mae to a degree. Everyone else is shallow as fuck.

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>>9499662
>I just think it a terrible idea to keep rewarding these fucks for cutting corners AND not releasing a product on time.

Any game development cycle is going to have its cut corners and probably going to go longer than expected.

You do make a good point though.

You win this one.

Here have some 3D owls.

>>9499662
Gregg is hardly shallow. Angus is underdeveloped.
Did you even do Gregg's route?

>>9500494
I liked Angus a lot. But I wish that he had more events, not just the Forest and constellations thing. I felt that they used the whole, "He's away because of Family Issues" as an excuse for that they couldn't think of anything for him.

>>9500815
Maybe? I think he just wasn't the focus myself. Mae, Gregg, Bea, they all have issues that they need each other for in one way or another.
Angus turned to Gregg for his issue, and seems to be self sufficient as well.

>>9500957
Yeah, but I still wish that there was more to do with him, that's what I'm trying to get at.

>>9501022
Of course. More NitW would be wonderful.
Sequel never.

>>9501052
Ye, I would love more NITW, but it's kind of sad that a major character like Angus has less character development than a supporting character like Lori M.

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>>9501052
>>9501120
>Devs clearly aren't doing jack shit to add more content
>Aren't even adding the promised steam cards/backgrounds/emotes
>no character dlcs
>no extra stories
>no sequel

FUCK
THIS

>>9501227
What if we sue them

>>9501792
I'd rather sue that one cocksucker that said maebea is a shit ship and that she's straight. Fuck him

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>>9501841
Straight Mae is cute tho

>>9501860
I love Mae x Cole, actually, and I meant he said Bea was straight instead of shutting his whore mouth. Outside game canon should be a thing devs need to shut up about and stop pissing off fans.

That's just Bi Mae

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>>9501874
All girls are bi
All of them

>>9501899
correct.

>>9499574

>Just because you don't agree with a creators stance on something or their ideals, good content is good content.

I don't really boycott media to spite the creators, but at some point I just feel too much disgust by association to be able to enjoy it, regardless of quality. For example books by Orson Scott Card, or movies with Tom Cruise. It doesn't influence the quality of the work, but it does matter.

It's like if one day you turned a corner and saw your coworker fucking a dog in an alley. It doesn't really have anything to do with your professional relationship, but it would be hard to remove the context of dogfucking from interactions with him or respect his input the same way.

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Nighty night guys

>>9493463
>humans
this robot has shit tastes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FpQ0N3gK_c

>>9502514
post more cancer

>>9503316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCtE9P7lnwc

>>9493463
For an automated job that's actually not too shabby.

>>9494175

i wouldn't even trust this nigga to hold a door much less a job

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Good morning Possum Springs!

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>>9503933
Good morning, Anon!

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>>9503933
Morning Anon!

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Wake up in the middle of the night
See this
Wat do?

>>9504161
Wake up again because anthropomorphic cats are not real.

>>9504161
Giggle with glee as I finally get to legally rape somebody to death.

>>9504161
Wave at Mae. Ask her if she wants a poptart.

>>9493431
Ok, so I just looked up this game a while ago and the burning question I have is….

How many characters in this game are canonically gay?

>>9504410
3 if you include a one shot side character.
If you count bi as gay then 5.

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>>9504410
Main character is pansexual because nobody wants to touch her nasty mentally unstable cunt

Two male best friends are gay because they're also mentally unstable

Female gator best friend is straight because her parents aren't complete garbage

Everyone else is unknown pretty much

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>>9504410
2 and a half of the main crew. Gregg and Angus are strictly fans of the D, whereas Mae lusts after anything with a pulse because she's desperate.

>>9504471
Well we can assume everyone else save Bombshell and the gay otter are straight given one of Angus and Gregg's biggest hang ups is being the only two gays in town and probably taking a fair bit of judging eyes from that.

>>9504518
What makes you think the Otter is male?

>>9504538
If he has a guy name, dresses like a guy, is a lawyer, doesn't he say something that specifically identifies him as male too?
I think he's a backer character too, so really he's just some gay furry's OC no less.

>>9504649
>Guy's name
Its name is gender neutral

>Dresses like a guy
Its outfit is gender neutral

>Is a lawyer
A career a lot of young women work towards. Females love jobs where they can sit around and think "hmm how can I be a cunt to people today."

>Says something that specifically identifies him as male
It just says it has a husband

>>9504728
I don't know any women that dress like a Slicker.

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>>9504807
I don't know any men that dress like a Slicker.

>>9504832
They're the only ones who do. It's not a popular style anymore.

>>9504929
But it's a style I've seen more in hipster women than I've seen in men.

>>9504943
I haven't. For one no dyed hair.

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My mom is getting me a pet for my graduation gift.

I'm gonna get a bird and name it germ

>>9504964
Dyed hair is more a feminist thing than a hipster thing.

>>9505036
Get a Quaker and bond with it. Don't pet its back or it'll try to fuck you.

>>9505036
Congrats anon.

>>9505123
>not wanting to fuck a bird

>>9505181
Male quakers are alpha as fuck, and if you let one cum on you he'll see you as his bitch forever.

>>9505204
>not cumming on him to show your dominance

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>>9505213
(You)

>>9505213
brb gotta try something really quick

>>9505222
I had a feeling someone would post that image.

What type of bird is germ?

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>>9505375
The cute kind

>>9505375
a fictional

>>9505375
No birds really have his color palette, so >>9505421

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I want to fuck this Mae
I want to fuck this Mae with the force of a thousand suns

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>laughter stops
>then starts again because I don't get this fetish

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>>9505434
For the last time you skeleton fucker, fuck off with your fatshaming anorexic bullshit.

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>>9505463
But this is my preferred Mae bodytype

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>>9505473
Good, now stop fucking perpetuating unrealistic body types and stick to reality.

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>>9505503
The best body types are unrealistically curvy

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>>9505434
>Doesn't want Thick Mae

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>>9505513
Curves are realistic, skeletal are not.

mae is a round fat baby who loves to eat and has stinky feet and does not wash and also likes farts

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>>9505571

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>>9505544
>3D Pig Disgusting
>fake tits
>crackwhore face
>pointy nails
>tattoo
Delete your post right fucking now

>>9505541
>omg how can people not like things i like

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>>9505654
>not liking both

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>>9505642
>Not liking women of all dimensions
>Not liking all tits
>Not liking crack whores
>Not liking elegant nails
>Not liking body art
You're literally gay.

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>>9505684
>not loving Mae whether she's thicc or sticc

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>>9505688
Cease

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>>9505693
That said anyone who portrays Selmers as anything except thicc and curvy is literally Hitler and I hope they die.

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>>9505684
>liking inferior body compositions

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>>9505711
You sayin Bea is shit? I'll fite you

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>>9505735
You wouldn't last a round against me twig boy

>>9501987
See
>>9499574

There is a line anon, its just something that most people would never cross.

>>9505693

It's just annoying because Mae is literally and expressly, self conscious thicc and thin is solely lazy artists drawing the same girl they always draw with accessories to suggest it's Mae

just like how so many meme artists draw toriel as anything but a flat square

>>9506326
>>9505693
I'm with this guy, while I like both, I vastly prefer curvy thicc Mae. Bonus points for big ol tiddies

>>9506349
Super thicc Mae is dumb because what she really is is short and probably 10 pounds overweight. Due to her being short it looks like an extra 20.
She's a string bean with a belly.

I ain't gonna complain about the porn but if you want to get canonical you gotta draw her as thin except for some love handles and a belly you wanna motorboat.
She claims her ass is flat but she has a rump in game so I dunno.

>>9507133
>canonical
When it's porn I could care less. I just want THIC BELLY THIC TITTIES. That's what gets my peepee rocking

>>9507133
She doesn't really have a rump, it's just that her torso is fucking oval.

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>>9507133
>string bean with a belly
No she'd be a pear with a belly. Women body types are a lot more dynamic than males are. They don't just have one default frame with more or less mass like we do.

>>9507133
>>9507187
Fuck off, Maebeafag.

>>9507249
Fuck off, Virusfag.

>>9504178
>lucid dreaming but wake up anyway

it's like tulpas but not a meme

>>9505711
I'd love to suck those cute toes!

>>9507622
I'd love to fuck em

>>9507622
>>9507696
my niggas.
I prefer her toes here though>>9505456
so suckable. Too bad the vore garbage ruined what could've been a good pic

foot fetishists are like the soviets in world war 2

you're weird but we have bigger fish to fry

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>>9507846
Paws aew cute man

>>9507846
There's nothing wrong with wanting to suck on some cute feminine toes. A woman's feet are a treasure.

best cuddler in nitw:

>>9508178
Beabea

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>>9507914
This.
>tfw I'll never wrap my tongue around Mae's cute toes
Why even live

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>>9508178
Selmers

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>>9508190
STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THIS!
YOU'RE LYING

>>9508187
wouldn't an alligator be cold and sorta pebble-textured?

it'd be like cuddling a basketball

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>>9508178

>>9508336
Is this part of a set?

>>9508363
No, it's just a picture answering to a question on tumblr

>>9508278
Is that why goth girls like black guys?

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>>9508461
Huh?
All the goths I've seen were either lesbians or only liked white guys.

>>9508701
Guess it varies from place to place. All the blacks I know have white girlfriends that are either fat or gothic in style, usually both.

>>9508855

the main correlation in an interracial is fat

fat girls are also more likely to dye hair or assume a distinct style because it's a simple and easy way to alter their appearance as opposed to the effort of long term dieting

>>9508855
>>9508941
All the goths in my school were skinny. And hot.
And racist.

>>9508994
My schools were a beautiful rainbow spectrum of diversity so everyone was respected equally.

>>9509311
How many of the black kids got in fights with teachers?
At my school a black kid got suspended for elbowing a teacher in the face and breaking her nose.
After he came back the school cop found a bottle of liquor in his car.
I say found but he just walked by it and saw a bottle of jack in the passenger seat.

>>9509767
>How many of the black kids got in fights with teachers?
None. There was a white kid who tried to beat up a black teacher though. I forgot why, but he lost and everyone revered the teacher for being such a bad ass.

Most of the perpetrators of problems in my school were the girls. Every month they'd get into fights about stupid shit or assault people for rumors. It was pretty entertaining though. Girl fights are hot.

>>9510042
We had one clique of troublemakers that were all girls. They didn't do that much though, just petty stuff and smokin weed ere day. No real crimes aside from the black kid.
I'm jealous Possum Springs is pretty boring and is still exciting compared to my town.

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>>9510842

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>>9510851

>>9510863
God fuck off already

>>9511050
Never

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>>9511050
That's Copycat anon, he wasn't even the original guy posting the comic.

>>9511120
I miss the original guy.

>>9511120
I don't care who it is, he's an obnoxious piece of shit. I'm betting it's the same guy that draws the comic
>>9511104
Kill yourself

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>you'll never be her horror movie monster
it hurts

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>>9511208
>you'll never slip the tip of a switchblade into her urethra and lick off the blood and urine off the blade as it trickles down

>>9511435
(you)

>>9511208
>you will never chase her down the hallway wearing a hockey mask
>you will never corner her in an abandoned glass factory
>you will never cover her in fake blood you helped her make
>you will never both giggle as you watch the incredibly amateur and poorly acted scene on her phone where Lori is clearly smiling in the shot
>she will never stop laughing to consider the fake blood all over the two of you and get turned on by it
>she will never tell you in a weak voice to put the hockey mask back on as her breathing gets faster
>you will never kiss her as you take off her matted clothing in an abandoned glass factory

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>Germ has an implied crush on Mae
It's not fair. Why does Mae have to take all the cute ones?

>>9511524
I wonder if Mae crushes back.
She thinks Germ is cool. But he's also 3 years younger than her. Also shorter but maybe that's a plus.

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>>9511475
you didnt need to give me those fuckin feels man

i just want lori to sit on my face so i can lick her asshole

>>9511600
>Lori will never shit in your mouth
A blessing for me but I'm sure at least on person here is bothered by that fact.
Me? I just want her to asphyxiate me with her cute little butt.
And Selmers to do the same with her thighs.

>>9511600
>>9511630
My niggas. Lori butthole was made for sucking.

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>>9511600
>>9511690
Get out of here Scriggins, she's still 15

>>9511737
Fuck off pussy

>>9511737
she's the only 15 year old i've ever wanted to fuck though

>>9511797
I wish I knew that feel.
>all the goddamn jailbait that walks around my town in short shorts and low cuts

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>>9511600
i love lori. by far my favorite nitw character. i want to draw her myself some time again.

>>9511938
Do it my lad

>>9511475
>you'll never hold her down and make her scream
i'd cuddle that mouse.

>>9510842
>>9510851
>>9510863
You know, buddy, I honestly don't care if you post these instead of me. Saves me the trouble. If you ever miss a day, I'll pick up the slack again.

>>9511966
anything specific?

>>9511988
idk if you prefer full on lewds or just pinups type of thing. If lewd go for Mae licking out that hot mousey butthole like up here >>9511600
If just a solo pinup then something like Lori horny as hell and rubbing her cunny (or butt)

>>9511976
Fuck off copycat fag, he's done his work

>>9512014
i'll mess around in SAI and see what comes out.

>>9511988
Draw her dressed as Jason Voorhees but wearing only his mask and jacket.

>>9512069
Awesome dude

>>9510843
You could start a book club.

>>9512249
I love books, but I hate talking about them.

>>9512390
Beer club?

>>9512417
I just hate beer.
I hang out here to talk about video games and WW2.
And mouse cunny.

>>9512478
Community orgy?

>>9512478
>And mouse cunny.
I want to join this mutual interest club.
>>9512492
and this.

>>9512518
It's settled then. We'll meet in Alabama. I know there's a gay there begging for cock.

>>9512682
Uh. I live in Alabama actually.
I'm scared and straight.

>>9512734
Don't worry anon we'll have you calmed and gay in no time.

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And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

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>>9512911
Change it back my team was about to score.

>>9512947
Orgy time, I'm in

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>>9512947
CANONICALLY STRAIGHT

(with almost no art portraying her as such)

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>>9513003
Someone rent out a shuttle and pick us up around the country. I ready for summer love.

>>9513075
Don't worry we're all canonically straight here ;)
Also I call dibs on femanon I know you're still here.

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>>9513128
I'd be down for this shuttle ride. Don't worry anon I can be your femanon tonight ;) no homo

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>>9513213
I'm going to have to go on a diet after all the glazed donuts I'll eat ~w~

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>>9513702
I don't know what's making me more nauseous, these medium wings that are actually burning hot or the thought of an anon from /trash/ rimming me.

>>9513730
Probably the wings. I can't imagine anyone feeling anything but ecstasy thinking about my filthy, halitosis ridden tongue digging around their anal cavities.

>>9513794
Hot wings can do that, incidentally. Spicy juice and our fun parts don't like to mix.

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>>9513794
Very little in this world can make me cringe.
So congrats, your prose is one of the few things that can genuinely unsettle me.

>>9507583
tulpas aren't a meme you fuck
brb making a mae tulpa just to spite you
enjoy laying there alone while I snuggle with her tonight

>>9513866
Don't worry, I'll say something even worse sometime soon!

>>9513794
Sometimes the worst mixtures create the most interesting flavors ;)

>>9513730
>the thought of an anon from /trash/ rimming me.
But what if it's a decent looking anon with no STDs? it's not like browsing a NITW thread and jacking it to Lori's shithole automatically makes you a 1/10. Anon pls we're all hot here
>>9513702
give it to me bb

>>9511600
I'm not used to seeing buttholes in art that I actually like.

Normally they're unappealing prolapsed flesh donuts. But damn those look good.

>>9514174
Well I'm still not gay.
But I guess I'm not ugly so maybe you guys aren't ugly either.

>>9505693
>accentuates

who the hell talks like this.

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>>9514313
M-me? I'm sorry I read a lot of books?
Also that line was in the game itself?

>>9514398

was it? carry on then. i haven't even played it, i'm just here for the art.

>>9514398
Fuck off fag

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>>9514425

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>>9514425

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>>9514425
If you haven't played then why the fuck are you bitching.

You're just asking to look like a retard.

>>9514174
There's no lewds of Lori's shithole, man. It's all just ass. Damn, now you made me want to poorly sketch it up just to see it, you tease.

>>9514511
Do it. Think of that spicy pucker and do it. And it's true there's no lewds, but at least we get a nice view of it in that pic. So good

>>9514490

people are retarded nowadays (you especially). there was no way for me to know that that was actually a quote from the game unless i played it, which i haven't, but who gives a shit. most people who come to this general haven't played it.

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>>9514647
>this post
No, you're just a confirmed retard now

>>9514697

yeah, sure. at least you have a friend now.

>>9514252
>I'm still not gay.
We've been over this like 7 times anon. "Gay" isn't even a real thing. Cock frottage is just how good buds have a good time when it's a guy's night out.

>>9514647

Holy shit you're worse than the homestuckers who only read about the trolls/alternia and ignored everything else.

>>9514754

listen nigger. if you actually care about this game, then go to /vg/. i don't care about it. at all. it's liberal trash, but some of the characters are cute.

>>9514804
>being this triggered

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>>9514804
We can't post porn on /vg/ you goober.

>>9514804

Nobody's asking for your life story, we're just saying that it might be better to not say anything about the game if you haven't played it.

We're trying to help stop you from embarrassing yourself you inebriated pinecone.

>>9514804
Go play the game you fucking idiot.

>>9514934

i didn't say anything about the game initially. wanna know how i know you're a liberal?

>>9514973

no

>>9514981
Did you just blow in from /v/ or some shit? How sad

>>9514981

It's cute that you're so triggered that you keep trying to make this into a political issue.

Please continue, I could use the laugh.

>>9514981

You do realize that in Australia and British Columbia that Liberal = conservative right.

You do realize that conservative/liberal are just party names and a party can call themselves sehatever they want, right.

You do realize that the US isn't the o ly country on the planet right.

>>9515017

all i did was ask a question that was unrelated to the game, and here we are. liberals sure are dumb.

>>9515058

you do realize this is a american website, yes. fuck off, m8, ay.

WOOOOOOOAH LIKE NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR POLITICS SHIT

WOOOOOW MAKE A FUCKING /V/ THREAD YOU DUMB FUCKS

>>9515073
See
>>9515058

You may want to actually learn a bit about politics. I can give you some easy to read links to places for you if you'd like.

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>>9515097

8 years

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Since we're on the topic, what's everyone's thoughts on Trump's alleged sharing of confidential information with the Russians?

>>9515142

(((alleged)))

grow a brain

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>>9515092
Shh, it's okay my sweet child. We understand.

Rest assured this thread is open for everyone, even special people like yourself.

Is this just /oneguy/ ?

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>>9515142
I really don't care. It's all fucked anyways regardless of who would have won. Now look at this ass.

>>9515166
whoa, another smug brit who thinks he's hot shit. new and interesting.

go molest your sister.

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>>9515142
They've been talking about this shit for fucking months and not produced a single factual document.

At this point I want everyone trying to still push this narrative shot for incompetence and wasting government funding. Jesus fucking Christ as if I didn't trust you already, you go and prove all my assumptions and fears correct in that you're going to lie to my face for 3 FUCKING MONTHS and don't even have the decency to fake documents?
You're gonna post literal documents made by 4chan to mass media because wuts fact checking?

God dammit someone kill my entire government.

>>9515209

I'm not a Brit. :^) Not even close.

So how do you get the secret harem ending?

>>9515227

Watergate took years to finish buddy. Trump might finish his first term before anything happens.

>>9515173
>tfw no thicc ass gf

>>9515299

There is no evidence. Get used to hearing those words.

>>9515337

Then you have nothing to fear.

If you weren't worried then you would 't be lashing out like this.

>>9515337
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

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>>9515299
Watergate had evidence right out the gate, it tooks years because they had to find the connections. This has had literally no evidence and repeated claims that there is no evidence found, but they keep pushing the narrative by twisting words in what amounts to lying.
>russians say they have cultivated a relationship and can perhaps influence him because they're friendly
>BREAKING NEWS RUSSIANS ADMIT THEY CAN INFLUENCE TRUMP TIES CONFIRMED

Fuck off already. The only evidence we've had is that Hillary committed over 20 felonies and didn't even get considered for prosecution.
Nuke DC
Nuke the FBI
Nuke the CIA
Nuke the DMV

>>9515352

The only people lashing out are liberals.

I think the best part about this entire thread is how easy it is to get Americans riled up like this.

Both sides. Rights and lefts. Instant derail. Instant diatraction.

And no matter what, we'll benefit from you. You will always buy our lumber, our meat, our maple syrup.

You would rather give Florida to Mexico than allow Russia or China to move up into the Arctic above Canada. So you defend us. Because we're you're buffer against the scary commies.

What happens in your country is of no consequence to us because no matter what happens, we get something out of it. No matter what awful horrible thing we might do, it will always pale in comparison.

Thanks, 'big bro' :^) Don't worry, we can spoon you to help fight away the liberal commie nightmares.

>>9515503
And you guys go to jail if you misgender someone.

>>9515503
>say something mean on the internet
>go to prison

your "country" has already gone down the shitter. there's no saving it, and that's why you're jealous of white americans.

>>9515522
That is adorable in so many ways.

You barely understand your own political system and here you are trying to lecture me on my own.

It would have to be an intentional mislabeling that happens more than once, in which case if the person decided to press charges it would then go to pre-trial and be promptly thrown out unless the person specifically refuses to apologize. In which case a jury would then decide whether or not it was a hate crime.

>>9515577
A jury that, by the way, is composed of various age groups go get a more well-rounded opinion.

But please, continue to worry about those spooky sjws hiding under your bed with talks of free health care and taxes.

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>>9515522
>>9515561
*shots ring out in the distance*

>>9515577
>>9515603
>it's not that bad, we just literally have the government forcing us to say things or go to jail
Rationalize it however you want, hat.

>>9514007
I'm gonna fucking conjure a gregg in my dreams tonight while you Ironically shitpost

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I just ate some Donut Wolf. The Jelly was Creamy, and the Donuts were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Donut Wolf came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the Donut Wolf, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the Donut Wolf cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The Donut Wolf employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded pastry dough.
They quickly tenderized the dough with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the glaze and frosting around the Donut.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Donut Wolf definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

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>>9515606
I love going shooting. Actually someone got shot in my town the other day, first non defensive use of firearms we've had in decades. Apparently a clerk shot a customer because they got into a heated argument over prices.

Or because it was a robbery. One of the two, I know they're pretty different and all but I don't really care so I'm just regurgitating hearsay.

>>9515725
Coming from the country under a perpetual magnifying glass with a president who keeps backing off everything he's ever promised?

Obamacare? Failure.
Gettinf rid of the trade agrement with Mexico and Canada? Failure.
Being harder on the middle east? He was shaking hands with them and supplying weapons a week ago.

Followed by him whining about how he needs a break.

How about how he just gave a ton of money to refugees?

A great president indeed. The very best. Nothing better for the best. :^)

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Can we please stop being /pol/ and just go back to posting pictures of frumpcat with non-canon proportions being buttfucked?
Politics already invades everything else these days.
Fuck.

>>9515796
I wish MLP anon was here. He would dump pony shit all over these faggots. Sometimes shitposting is a necessary evil.

>>9515788
And I literally know nothing about your country except that your president is a muslim loving faggot who forces people to accept pseudo science under threat of jail.

Also why do you think I like Trump anyways?

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I wish Haiku would hurry up with my commission
I want to request more commissions

>>9515819
all that does is double the shitposting

>>9515849
No, not really. The thread is already derailed by these morons, so spamming pony porn derailing it at least shits over THEIR conversation the way they did to our thread.

It really is a necessity sometimes

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>>9515819
>this thread rn

>>9515820

Well if you don't you're still living in a 1st world country being quickly surpassed by China, the poverty gap widening is bad that you'll hit 2nd world soon enough.

You had Clinton or Trump. Both sucked. You live in a literal NSA patrolled shithole and if you can't leave the country without a complimentary fisting from the NSA.

Sorry buddy. Must've been them damn liberals. Or whatever you want to call them when liberals =/= left.

But if you knew anything about politics you obviously already know that. There's no need to explain such simple concepts to someone as knowledgeable and ''woke'' as you.

>>9515908
>quickly surpassed by China
A fucking leaf
Where do you come up with this stuff?

>>9515873
except they'll just ignore that and keep going

you know, that thing that we can also do to them?

>>9515788

You know nothing about what's going on here. It's funny because you were just saying how little we know about our own shit, when you know hardly anything.

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>>9515788
Coming from the country under a perpetual magnifying glass with a president who keeps backing off everything he's ever promised?

Obamacare? Failure.
Gettinf rid of the trade agrement with Mexico and Canada? Failure.
Being harder on the middle east? He was shaking hands with them and supplying weapons a week ago.

Followed by him whining about how he needs a break.

How about how he just gave a ton of money to refugees?

A great president indeed. The very best. Nothing better for the best. :^)

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>>9515842
>sneak into abandoned building
>see this in the corner

>>9515766
He's got that ASS

>>9515908
*fisting from TSA

Anyway. I'm going to bed now. Sweet dreams.

If it makes you feel better youcan chalk this up as a win for your bean-sized ego.

Bean, of course, for all those scary Mexicans threatening to come over. How's that wall going anyway?

>>9515930
Nah, it legit pisses people off when you're trying to talk and a thread just gets derailed by shit or piss or something, they can keep going but hey. They fuck over our thread, so lets fuck them over right back. This isn't a fucking politics general, so fuck them

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>>9515874
I will say this
Hitler has stopped being the symbol of ultimate evil for me now that the left has relegated Hitler to being "anyone I don't like."

Guess the same thing kinda happened with Communism and the right? Neither feels like a legitimate insult anymore.

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>>9515956
I have no ego, my father is a raging narcisist and I live every day afraid I will turn out like him if I dare take pride in anything I do.

>>9515957

go back to tumblr, sjw.

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>>9515958

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>>9515957
I've got a better idea

>>9515956

fucking sick burn for a canadian

aren't you fuckers supposed to be polite.
>>9515984

that is really not helping your argument

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Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, then cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savouring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax. hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch.

>>9516000
Quads of truth
Also I kinda wanna make a Mae is cute thread just to trigger that one guy but I also don't want to be a dick today I just want a beer.

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>>9516035

>>9515796

what did he say that was incorrect though.

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So you guys hear about ISIS attacking that Ariana Grande concert? How are we not at war with them yet?

>>9516450
Shut up

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>>9516450
It was actually a British born guy of Arab descent.

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>>9516065
I never noticed the small little piece under her nose that represented her jaw. I think she looks better without it.

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>>9516506
Shit really? Did he have any ties to terrorist groups? Also weren't there like 13 suspects arrested today?

ITT amerifats unable to handle the idea that they made a mistake and have a warped view of the rest of the world

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>>9516556
No

>>9516560
I dunno I don't keep up with that shit
He was influenced by jihadist shit I'm sure but it's a case of home grown terrorism at any rate.

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>>9516623
nice butt sweater

>>9516052
I hope you turn out like you asshole father, prick.

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>>9516837

>>9517434
NEW