First 24. If I deem you too dangerous, you will not be permitted

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The Player

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Gascoigne

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Maria and Harusame

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>>9486741
Grora

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Gawain

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Loto

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>>9486741
Cthulhu

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>>9486741
Marie Korbel

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Minamoto no Raikou

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>>9486741
Sauron

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Reigen Arataka

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>>9486741
Subaru

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>>9486741
Shinso

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Tsubasa Hanekawa

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>>9486741
Rika

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>>9486741
THE NOOT MAN

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THE CRIMSON DEMON

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>>9486741
Ririchiyo

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>>9486741
Kenshiro

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Takeshita

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4chan

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>>9486741
Stratos

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>>9486741
Lucky
>What could be less dangerous than an Animal Crossing character?

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>>9486741
Sliver Queen

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Suz

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Yoshimitsu the Second

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>>9486741
Nigga with a rocker launcher

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Lord Beerus

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>>9486842
I look forward to the match.

Odds S
Evens Y

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>>9486842
Fine by me, let's get this show on the road.

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>>9486842
Ready for anything.

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>>9486842
>Hanekawa steps onto her podium and looks at her list

I've memorized all the objectives I'll need to clear before the sun sets. Survival is key.

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Literally Me -> Suz

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Do we have a Harusame player?
I plan to pick her up but Yay or Nay?

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>>9486876
How silly of me, actual gold won't do me any good here. Those chocolate gold coins are worth more in the arena.

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>>9486879
Yay
please do

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>>9486876
T-thanks dude

>>9486879
Ask Maria

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>>9486876

>>9486879
>>9486758

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>>9486876
No wait, what the fuck are you doi-

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>>9486842
All right, looks good to me, let's go!
>>9486876
>By shekels we mean bells, right?
>>9486910
FORE! ...Sorry, always wanted to do that.

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>>9486876
Return!
>Hovering slightly off the ground, Loto is sent flying into the air.
>>9486910
....Uh-huh.
>Loto leaves the diner without even turning back.

>>9486906
>>9486913
But Maria only plays Maria, not Harusame.

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>>9486876
I got one of those funny feelings today, wonder what it's about.
>>9486910
You know, this is probably poisoned, isn't it? I'm just gonna put it back.

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>>9486879
Honestly I'd like it if she were left alone please.

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>>9486910

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>>9486939
kek

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>>9486943
Don't forget to go for the tires.

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>>9486943
Eeehahahaha...! What-cha gonna do about it, tall dark and scary? Swing yer mace around?

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>>9486943
>Lucky doesn't know about the intruder in his house, but flips on the stereo for this creepy little gem of music that's sure to freak out poor Subaru.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLLRM4n1f6U

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>>9486943

>>9486943
I have to go nyow, but thank you for hosting~nya.

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>>9486980
>Lucky raises an eyebrow, then stows the unspecified explosive for later use.
>>9486982
>~nya
>cat
BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK

>>9486989
N-nyanjya korya~nya?!

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>>9486939
I-I understand. Enjoy your day.

https://youtu.be/5KLUcjGZWbo
this song is the bomb

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>>9486980

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>>9486998
Sorry for the inconvenience, but thank you.

>>9486998
Don't listen to her. It's not her avatar so you're free to play her.

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>>9486980
No.
Just...just no. You weirdo.
>>9487006
Alright, so do I have to ask the obvious? Why is a seven-plus-foot-tall muscle-bound man I don't even know doing this?

>>9487006
>sneaking into Barad-dûr, just so he could steal Sauron's new telly

The absolute madman

>>9487005
Was this playing when the bomb went off?

Isis is funny

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>>9486996
BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK

>>9487006
>Lucky gets out a roll of bandages
All right, I'll fix you up, just... hold still, all right?

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>>9486980
>>9486982
Thank you for participa-
GIGA
DRILL
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>9487011
Harusame is Maria's wife faggot

>>9486939
You are such a fucking nigger for doing this.

>>9486998
Don't listen to that pedophile. Do whatever you want.

>>9487032
Holy shit, not even the dark lord himself can stand up to Kenshiro's fists.

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>>9487032
Fine, if you're really that desperate then I'll allow you in just this once. I hope you realize just how fortunate you are.

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>>9487006
>>9487020
>>9487032
>Wow
>That's an amazing way to pay back the bandage doggo for fixing you up.
>No salt, nope. None found.

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>>9487032
That'll...uh. I can fix that. Probably.
I'm gonna get killed more likely than not anyways.

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>>9487032

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>>9487086
Oh, oh yeah, this'll help. Suuuuure.
You guys have a terrible sense of humor.

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>>9487086
>she looks up into the sky and ponders about exoplanets and life on other worlds

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>>9487086

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>>9487011
It's okay. He doesn't seem very happy about it and for what I can see he plays both Maria and Haru.

>>9487043
It seems like I tripped again. I looked into the suggestions of yesterday but I don't know Eve. And not the Haru thingy is played by someone else. I might end up playing General-san anyway.

>>9487137
Maria has not once fagged Harusame. Harusame was played by somebody else who no longer plays her, Maria is just desperate to keep her "ship" by scaring off people who want to play the boat. Don't listen to that faggot.

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>>9487137
Oh I should've known that was the case. That was most likely said for you to do to try and get to me.

Harusame was a mistake

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>>9487130
Winner next.

>>9487137
pussy faggot ill pick her up just watch me

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>>9487130
Hey, Ririchiyo? We're idiots, aren't we?

>>9487171
>ken vs the noot man
Bring it on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf0R5Kib7y0

"Please don't play that ava I shipped with."
You really gonna take that nigga?

>>9487137
Fucking play her or I'll pick it up for the sole of butchering her.
Your choice, you can pick an ava and have fun with it or see the threads get shitposted because you were too scared of some manchild obsessed over a deader than my will to live ship.

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>>9487171
'Tis a shame I was unable to participate in your game, master. I suppose that for the time being I shall have to search for another form of entertainment.

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>>9487181
I think we're just too trusting. Yes, let's go with that.

>>9487157
Stop being a fucking dick, if they want to ava harusame fucking let them
the old harusame hasn't been here in over a fucking year, and you're just clinging onto the dead ship and you don't ava her at all

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>>9487174
I don't think I am a faggot because I'm trying ot be friendly to people.

>>9487148
He has never played as Harusame? Then why would he tell me not to play her? Just to keep her ship?

>>9487157
Huhh? what do you mean?

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Maria. I'm saying this without a hint of irony - please fucking kill yourself. You getting out of the gene pool will benefit us all.

>>9487209
Kill yourself Kuga

>>9487208
>He has never played as Harusame? Then why would he tell me not to play her? Just to keep her ship?
Literally exactly that, just to keep the dead ship
literally deader than brook dead

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>>9487205
The one time we try and not be paranoid assholes about food in this place, this happens, huh?

>niggering avas
sm.h

>>9487223
Hi Maria

Reminder that soon it will have been 730 days since that ship died.

>>9487208

>>9487223
>Niggering
>The old Harufag dropped the ava and said they're never using them again

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>>9487208
People are constantly shitting on me cause I always enter as Maria and Harusame, a ship that was done a while ago and I still like to enter as it as I rather enjoyed my time back there. Now at any chance they can find people will try and do shit with Harusame to try and tic me off.

>>9487223
Avas aren't claimed. Unless you own that character, you have no right to bitch over anyone for picking said character.

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>>9487171

Guess I know my next ava.

>>9487238
Ah, good old anticlimactic endings.
Thanks for hosting op.

>>9487235
just let your dead ship go
if somebody wants to ava harusame, why not let them
then you can have an active ship again :^)

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>>9487238

>>9487223
>>niggering
>When Vert has said they won't ever play Harusame again and hasn't done it for about a year
I don't think you know what that means famalam

>>9487235
Drink bleach obsessed manchild.

Kamina please

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>>9487255
>gave out the winning spot
whoops kek

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>>9487222
I guess we should just never let our guard down. That's the last time I will be attending the feast for some time; I'm too sick of this repeated cheap trick.

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>>9487260
Thanks for playing everyone
I couldn't find something ideal so my wincard will take a bit, I'll post it at Suz when I finish

>>9487258
W-What?

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>>9487255
Even if I hath been too tardy to participate, I thanketh thee for this battle. The winner be a just one.

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>>9487260
Thanks for hosting pal.

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>>9487255
Congratulations, Suz
>>9487260
Thanks for hosting

>>9487267
You're being an ignoring bully...

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>>9487260
Thank you for the game. Not my best performance, but there's always next time.

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>>9487253
Look I don't want that. It won't be the same as it was back then when it started which is my most fondest memory of this place. I don't care what people's opinions of me are about it.

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>>9487260
Thanks for the chance.

idk about that person who was going to pick up harusame but I am

>>9487291
then fuck off and let the newfag pick up harusame
nothing will change, you'll still have your "memories"

>>9487301
God bless, my man.

Army of Harusames when?

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>>9487207
I don't think that's very nice. People shouldn't meme at someone just because he's trying to be nice. Is it really that card to keep in line?

>>9487218
Oh I see. Then it's supposedly open for everyone.

>>9487235
I understand. But I can't read between the lines. Does that mean I can pick her up because my intentions are not to do any harm to you or anyone else?

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>>9487260
Congrats, you. Thanks for this.
>>9487266
And how, next time I go it's just gonna be to blow some people up. Try and be nice just once and everything gets thrown in your face. Bah! Makes you wonder if it's worth it.

>>9487323
Vert?

"Can you back off mew Harusame? I know I never touch her, but I feel a lot better when I know a dead ship still belongs to me."

this is maria unironically right now

>>9487330
He writes like Vert, right? I think he's memeing at us.

>>9487332
What did this meme originates from again?

>>9487344
No, that's vert's ava isn't it? The orange haired girl

>>9487330
Vert was Harusame idiot

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>>9487323
Putting i simply I just don't want someone else to play her. I know it sounds pathetic but it's just a simple request that everyone seems so damn keen to fuck over. An we wouldn't even hav this problem if it weren't for that one anon being an ass and saying you should play her.

>>9487349
Yes

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helo it is i

>>9487346
according to the archive this is the oldest post with the meme http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6441538/#6441839

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>>9487327
I think I might try home cooking. There's less chance of the ingredients being poisoned, and I can always get someone to cook for me if I'm not feeling up to it. You might want to do that as well, if you can fit that all in your tank.

>>9487357
You fucking asshole

>>9487357
>but it's just a simple request.

Ziiiing. A request, not a demand. Which anyone who wants to play Harusame for whatever reason can freely ignore.


>If it weren't for that one anon being an ass

Pot. Kettle. Black

>>9487371
High quality rp

>>9487357
This. All boats are the same faggots.

This Harusame must be a groundbreaking character of epic proportions if everyone feels the need to make a huge deal out of it

Where were you when maria lost all your respect as a decent human being?

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>>9487191
I agree with this,
1 the ava will die from memes
2 I will die from memes

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>>9487349
...Seriously? I was planning to pick her up.

>>9487357
Okay. I guess that can't be helped. Honestly I don't see a reason why you don't want to see a new Haru. If those memories are so precious to you then you should store them where they belong, in your mind and your heart. Not reviving the same moment thread after thread. Like a wound which doesn't heal. I respect your decision though.

>>9487404
Not at all. It's just a character.

>>9487404
>Maria

>>9487412
Vert doesnt use her anymore anyways

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How about you pick up a cool ava instead of anime girl #5389 just for sake of rustling the jimmies of some random ass on the internet

If the newfag doesn't ava harusame, another person will, just to piss maria off.

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JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN

>>9487429
I would but a friend wants to play vidya

>claim to be "new" and want to pick avas
>all 3 of them are/were vert's avas
Hmmmm

>>9487439
I think you just underestimate how many popular anime girls vert has played.

>Not knowing this is Maria's way of getting a new Harusame back into the thread

FOOLS

>>9487460
But what if........the new Harusame ignores Maria?

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>>9487379
Would you believe me if I said even my Flower Tank has all the necessary equipment inside it to live? I even got a stove, oven, and microwave.
I suggest grilled cheeses if you wanna try something nice and don't feel like putting that much effort in. Or just prepackaged foods or something I guess.

>>9487469
That would be some pretty bad RP

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>>9487469
>Ignoring your succubus wife that fucks people on the side
That would be
FailRP

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>>9487412
Thank you really. I have a lot to say but not in the right state of mind to say it so I'll just be heading off to bed.

http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7861156/#7863208

>>9487412
Don't feel the need to appease an autist just because of his dead ship

>>9487491
But what if someone fags Ilya and she ignores you?

>>9487357
Nigger did you really get this attached to your pretend ship with an anime girl online

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>>9487505
I'll pick up Berserker just to stomp her into the dirt and rape her

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>>9487478
Yeah, I remember you told me, but I've never been inside to see for myself. I still don't understand how everything fits, either all your kitchen appliances are tiny, or your tank is bigger in the inside than the outside like the tardis.

Prepackaged food could work I guess, if it's sealed, it'll be less likely that someone has tampered with it.

>>9487523
Can I play Stain to stop Iida into the ground and rape him

>>9487523
>Wanting to rape your own daughter

Kamina plz

>be new
>decide to pick an ava never seen before while lurking
>apparantly it was from a dead ship from over a year ago that some autist cant let go of
>they completely chimp out in the thread because of it

>>9487523
>"Didn't read lol"
Easy for her

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>>9487524
Little of column A, little of column B. Especially when you don't have to worry about space for fuel, the rest of the crew, or ammo, it leaves you with a lot more room than you'd expect.
Helps when you buy the stuff yourself, too. Though, I mostly had junk food in mind, doubt someone as highbrow as you touches the stuff.

i want to ship with harusame comrades

>Soviet

Rin.

>>9487553
[Autistic screeching]

>Maria

>>9487550
Can you just use Aussa again?

>>9487429
Could you host for once dachisempai

>>9487568
Why

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>>9487529
D-Don't, he's a pure virgin

>>9487531
Only my version of Illya is my daughter desu

>>9487540
>>Didn't read lol"
Did you not fucking read what I said? How would that stop me from memeRP?

>>9487553
>>9487567
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>9487568
>>9487550
This.

>>9487553
>>9487567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTYYK1LevAE

>Dying screams can be heard in the distance

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>>9487568
>>9487591
>I dislike doing so. I view her as an old shame. Particularly the outrageously thick accent.
>>9487608
Well, isn't that a shame? I'm sure someone else can perform your rites.

>>9487612
They're still your only good ava.

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>>9487588
hello iiya it is i stain
>grabs iida's face
>slams him into the dirt
>the force of the impact causes his pants to fly off
>i erect my two monster lizard man cocks and align them with iida's butthole
looks like ur about to get ingenium'ed
>both of my penii penetrate iida's tight virgin ass
>continue y/n?

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>>9487588
>tfw you'll never pound Iida's boy hole

>>9487615
>implying justice birb is a bad ava

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>>9487550
That tank really does sound quite powerful. I might consider purchasing one for myself for travel; it's much more safer than walking or using a regular car.

Junk food definitely isn't what I'm going for. It's too unhealthy and lacks... refinement.

Lurkers, come out and post what you're listening to

>>9487588
Host faggot

>>9487612
Honestly rikas more shameful. Just get rid of the dumb accent.

>>9487638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b_QS5xoN44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uwBuLj8dOc&t=673s

>>9487638
on my 3rd loop of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdAldi3lZKY

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>>9487638
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1GRa6TLeFzU

>>9487647
>Dumb accent
>Vino does the same accent but doesn't get shit for it

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>>9487617
>>9487618

>>9487642
B-But I just hosted...

>>9487638
https://youtu.be/7rQEH43GG8c

>>9487638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiaxgHfhQIM

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>>9487638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgT7VZkB3q4

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>>9487638
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfQDAWJaN34

>>9487663
Don't just ignore me you fucking twat roleplay back at me

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>>9487638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Aua9kYYrYo

>yfw maria is probably crying to his butt buddies on discord right now

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>>9487674
Iiya is sleeping come back later Stain

>>9487660
Vino's is nowhere near as dumb or wrong. He OOC posts way too much though.

>>9487663
Host or i'll piss in your cereal.

>>9487688
who can i rp with im rly bored and you seem like a decent partner rn

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>>9487615
>Opinions.
>>9487660
>Vino is a Yankee, Aussa's just some weird fantasy hick.
>>9487647
>I'll use her when I feel up to it, but not otherwise.
>>9487629
Hah! My tanks are one-of-a-kind. Plus it'll take a lot to make anything you can buy commercially properly usable by one person.
And yeah, sure they are, but you know what else they are? They taste damn good.

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>>9487638
https://youtu.be/YFMLHCMc91c

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>>9487638
Does anybody even listen to the songs that are posted?
https://youtu.be/KUd0dFhS1eI

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>>9487688
>He has an image of the horse saved

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>>9487711
Here and there. Listening to them all would take way too long.

>>9487726
>kissu

>>9487742
bipolar ass bitch

>>9487638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GyLbJP83MM&

>>9487742
boo girl a best

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>>9487418
Should I play her or grab someone who is entirely new?

>>9487504
I don't want to almost literally punch him in the face either.

>>9487537
I'm and Adachi knows it. This is merely a coincidence.

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>>9487711
Occasionally. To the moon sounds good.

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>>9487706
I'm obviously not expecting house-armored tanks on the market. I mean, who, besides us, would even want such a thing? I can always hire people to renovate the vehicle if I were to buy one. What is your price?
There is nothing good about overly salted, dry potato flakes, or colored sugar water. I would rather have a proper meal if I were to dine. I don't understand how anyone would be able to swallow that toxic garbage.

>>9487701
CULTURAL
ENRICHMENT

>>9487701
>>9487793
Antifa is pretty racist to assume that it was muslims who did the bombing

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>>9487690
I-I'll finish Suz's wincard first then I will okay

>>9487674
>>9487699
RP at me after the game and I'll hit you with one of my avas

>>9487712
I have a folder
I played her for a little
I was the horse that kept being bullied by Rachnera and anons

>>9487781
NUFAG STAND YOUR GROUND AND PICK HARUSAME UP

EVIL
LOSERS

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>>9487749
>Does it come at a shock? Maybe not on the outside so much. There's a sparkling glint in her eye, noticed only briefly after the moment had passed and the mercenary politely silencing his lips with two fingers to give space

>>9487816
God bless the trumpee.

>>9487803
how about i host instead

>>9487835
Please do.

>>9487803
god i wish that were me

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>>9487785
>here's another one if you liked that one https://youtu.be/BuB260Fv21U

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>>9487789
Hmm...I don't make more of these things even on request. Buuut...I suppose could overhaul another one if you got your hands on it. Hell, I'd even do it free of charge just for the fun of it.
Bah, I wasn't talking a bout chips! Haven't you had chocolate or something?

>>9487895
>>9487895
>>9487895

>>9487895
>>9487895
>>9487895

take a break kamina i got you

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Lenny