Eric Andre's stolen code games
Give me people so we can murder each other
Hg for the sticklers
Gascoigne
Clownpiece
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9481852
Ririchiyo
>>9481852
Draco
Kindred Hunter
Kaho
Inkling
Len
>>9481852
Agrias Oaks
>>9481852
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9481852
Sakura
Junkrat
Billy The Kid
Vice Admiral Garma
>>9481852
Mayor of Cantown
Plain Bread Chan
Pepezing
>>9481852
Hakuno Kishinami
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9481852
Lum!
Kurama
>>9481852
Rika
Fujiwara no Fumokou
Osamu Dazai
Maria and Harusame
>>9481852
Lana's mother
Make me bump it, i dare you
Senshougahara
>>9481951
Silly me.
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>9481961
p-please?
>qt animu gril
>>9481969
>>9481961
>>9481922
Deku
>>9481961
>You are READY for this endeavor.
>>9481961
On with the hunt!
>>9481961
>Kaho mutters a short prayer to her district partner, preparing herself for the upcoming game.
>>9481961
I'm ready to head out.
>>9481987
Next game when
>>9481961
Show time.
>>9481852
Ridley
>>9481987
Hmmm? Oh. I would've been fine with sitting back. Thank you in any case.
>>9481961
Everything looks good. Let's begin
C'mon, give me six more of you fillers so everyone can have fun in my trash games.
>>9482033
Cassandra
>>9482033
John Matrix
>>9482033
Detroit EMIYA
>>9482033
Clay Golem
>>9482033
Soundwave
>>9482033
Solaire of Astora
Alright we're going right on in.
>>9482062
Wtf is such a retarded golem from?
>>9482087
I have been woken to fill a spot in this Arena. None of you will be getting out alive.
>>9482012
Maybe tomorrow (like 13 hours from now)? If not then Wednesday for sure. I've just been busy, you know?
>>9482087
H-Hooo boy...okay, okaaay. Let's get going!
>>9482090
It's based off of your mother. Especially it's face, when I stuck it in the other hole.
>>9482087
>You are READY yet again.
>>9482087
Let's get this show on the road, then.
>>9482087
I was hoping the duck would return. Nevertheless, let us proceed!
By the way, i'm using the highschool thing.
BLOODBATH
Come on Ririchiyo, why would you take an insult on the internet personally?
Man, the magic school bus has gotten way edgier since i last watched it.
Nighto, HG
>>9482114
Not ugly enough to be her. Now answer me, or the next Bond is a gender fluid tranny!
>>9482173
>Kaho passes on a blessing of good sleep
>>9482168
In the end, it's not worth it.
>>9482168
>You have an incredibly terrible feeling someone is going to extrapolate this incident to fit a meta-narrative. It doesn't feel good.
>>9482194
In the end, it doesn't even matter.
>>9482173
>see ya squiddo.
>>9482168
This rumor makes no sense. How do you get huge?
>>9482168
What would I need to go for a school for? I know all I need in life
>>9482168
In my defense, I don't really do the whole religion thing.
...Alright that was a horrible excuse, I just felt like being a dick, it's nothing personal.
>>9482205
You were possesed by a vengeful goat's ghost. 50 bucks to excercise.
>>9482233
Well, you are what you eat. Wait, no. You would be a giant cunt then.
>>9482168
Day 1.
The bullying in this school is getting way out of hand.
Oh come on, you two don't know where that broom closets been, you're gonna get a disease from that thing.
How could that walking bicep possibly be gay? Just look at em!
>>9482173
What, not gonna post your discord?
>>9482254
You people are ruining this school's reputation.
>>9482260
Vinoashit13578
>>9482236
>You wonder why you would need to pay money to exercise. You could just do jumping jacks or run in place instead.
>Con artists ain't what they used to be.
>>9482254
>This is entirely too confusing, so you drop the subject instantaneously.
>>9482173
>>9482286
Sorry, I meant exorcise. As in remove the vengefull ghost. You could use some exercise though.
>>9482252
Well aren't you assuming a hell of a lot.
>>9482254
Oh. Oh were we at school? Whoops.
Yeah, not really sorry though.
>>9482280
Don't die Eric-sama
>>9482369
Well there are no men in Gensokyo. So what else could it be?
>>9482280
Night 1.
Internet is shitting itself bah gawd
>>9482393
>no men in Gensokyo
Oh, you sweet summer child...
>>9482332
>In a moment of self-reflection, you look down and pinch your lower torso.
>Gettin' kinda flabby, aren't we? 50 push-ups, STAT! And don't let me catch you doing the knee-thing! You know the one!
>>9482394
>You told everyone that you were afraid of Night of the Can Killers 3, but they didn't believe you. Now who's laughing as you curl up into the fetal position and hyperventilate?
>Oh, right. Everyone but you.
>>9482409
The gay guy at the second hand store does not count.
I want to see Rika inflict rape on herself
>>9482394
Day 2.
Gonna try to speed things up here since some people here don't like going to bed at 7:30 AM.
I want to stab Rika repeatedly
>>9482393
Actually, there's a 50/50 ratio just about, it just so happens that the people that actually do things are women. Haven't you seen that merchant Rinnosuke come around? Besides, I had a dad, Marisa's dad runs a store back in the village, that Junko lady even had a husband and son at one point too.
>>9482427
Let's never bring that up again.
>>9482432
What, loud, angry, and prone to smack-talking everyone? Yeesh, alright.
>>9482418
There are men in Gensokyo.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Category:Males
>>9482432
>he doesn't go to bed at 7AM
>>9482432
>You just rip out the pages and eat them one by one.
>Maybe you really are possessed by the spirit of a dead goat.
I want to fuck Rikka
>>9482462
>going to sleep at all
Look at all these casuals and laugh
>>9482487
Fuck off Aussa
>>9482456
>Junko
There's a Junko in Touhou too? Fucking come on man
>>9482473
I miss Rikka, no joke.
I want to rp with rika
>>9482462
>he goes to bed
>>9482508
Same
>>9482432
Oh boy it's prom night! My favorite!
Most of tonight's guests are left heart-broken, how sad.
C'mon, haven't you people ever seen those don't drink and drive commercials?
Deku is gonna need to do a bit more of gym at this point.
>>9482462
This guy get's it.
>>9482502
>for about 2 years now
>>9482502
Yup. Her ability is purifying things. As in she was so angry at Chang'e's husband or whatever killing her son that she turned herself in to a being of pure hate. That's the sum of her existence now.
>>9482543
>And you thought you were the one who needed to lose weight.
>This is probably what you deserve for being a chubby-chaser anyways.
>>9482559
>>This is probably what you deserve for being a chubby-chaser anyways.
My nigga
>>9482555
>>9482502
whoops
Also, she really hates the moon.
>>9482432
Damn harlot! She is lucky they confiscated my sword.
>>9482543
But I do not drink. This confuses me more than how I killed a doll...
>>9482543
GODDAMN AUSTRALIANS-
>>9482555
Being Chang'e is suffering.
>immortal
>stuck in prison
>>9482543
Lucky for me, dead high schooler's are easy to dispose of.
>>9482543
I-O-Oh god...that's a lot of bl-blood...I think I'm gonna be sic-sick...
>Izuku could barely hold in the encroaching vomit...and it actually drips out of the sides of his lips as he covers up his mouth.
>>9482584
I just pulled a giant tick off my nuts.
Just thought ya'll should know.
>>9482584
>it's just a name man
>>9482590
>>break the law
>>become imprisoned
>makes you think
>>9482555
>Pure hate
Much edge, such darkness
>>9482571
>>9482603
>>9482612
>Gives you $20.
>>9482629
>punches you in the face
>>9482632
YOU FUCKING BAKA, YOU LIED
>>9482624
>sample-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>9482617
She's not THAT edgy...
>>9482590
Oh, please, you probably got what you deserved.
>>9482624
>>9482618
Oh crap, did I accidentally summon you or something?
>>9482617
Honestly, the best part about it is that she teamed up with the goddess of Hell, who has the world's worst fashion sense.
And then she sent up a fairy dressed like a clown in spandex shaped like the American flag.
Like. Seriously. Still, it's not AS bad as the girl whose very nature is constantly in opposition to whatever the normal of anything is.
>>9482592
Night 2, but it sucks because nothing happens.
Poor John, i too know the horror's of acne warfare.
Oh jesus christ, not Nickelodeon.
>>9482610
Pictures or it didn't happen.
>>9482590
>forgot to mention, Chang'e is a mistranslation, her name is apperently Jouga
>>9482672
What code is this?
>>9482681
What did you major in at college? Gensokyo history?
>>9482696
The one where you give me a kiss
>Obaka
>>9482672
Day 3 and i'm already running out of idea's for commentary.
>>9482696
High school, apparently.
Is Kaito here?
>>9482712
What a rude man to steal food. Though the thought is appreciated, young man, and I thank you
>>9482696
Is it just me, or is there aditional finger tips on the handle of that cup?
>>9482708
No.
>>9482712
from /co/?
>>9482737
cant tell
>>9482712
You guys should think of this as a lesson. Food is pretty important, so you should always keep your next meal-
>Billy munches on HIS perfectly made food
-safe.
>>9482712
Night 3.
Why would you be standing in the middle of the road in the middle of the night, you dip.
You might've overreacted a bit Gascoigne.
Stop with the damn mixtapes, please, you're hurting me.
>>9482738
I don't know, it was just in the list.
>>9482776
Good for you, but I don't think you should tell that to the armored guy. I'm pretty sure he doesn't fancy me after I took his food.
>>9482776
Damn Gascoigne fucking sucks at romance
>>9482798
>>9482776
Day 4.
Kosaku is trying to be as anime as possible.
Ridly listen, i don't think you need to lose any more weight, you skeleton fuck.
Junkrat getting some revenge for that rap battle.
Billy c'mon man, it's not that hard to put on some god damn pants.
>>9482700
>nothing yet, maybe in 2 years I'll go home with a degree
>also I'm probably not the right person to ask about Touhou 15 because I haven't read Silent Sinner in Blue yet
>>9482849
Look at him! Look at him and laugh at his loneliness!
>>9482798
I don't understand what this is supposed to be.
>>9482849
Well it's kinda hot today, so I thought that it would be fine to ditch the pants. Outlaws do what they want, so it's totally fine.
i'm too drunk to follow the thread at the moment
>pokefags spamming 3 threads
nice
>>9482730
Yes, my captain?
>>9482875
Night 4.
Junkrat kills somebody with an explosion, the simulator knows what's up.
Jesus christ Kosaku
Poor deku, he just got jason'ed
>>9482884
Am i beeing insulted? Because if i am i can't seem to understand the joke.
>>9482910
>two posts
>in 5 minutes
>in dead hours
wow they sure got us
>>9482954
I should've known better. That guy totally smells like trouble, but he just looks so ordinary that I didn't expect anything from him.
Jeez, I wonder if my senses are getting rusty.
>>9482790
But if you look, the other fingers are outside the cup.
>>9482954
Not much happens during this feast.
>>9483007
Damn, Kosaku! Bit harsh for not getting an invite to Mokou's bday party.
>>9483007
the doc said I shouldn't, but this is a message from on high.
>Ollie pours a shot for himself, and sets one on the altar.
Cheers.
>Enjoy that good stuff, and probably klonk out by the altar from tiredness.
>>9483059
Huh?
>>9483007
Day 5.
No, not John Matrix!
Man, Kosaku is so fucking cool, look at him tear that burger apart.
Junkrat, c'mon man.
Looks like we're down to our final 4 ladies and gentlemen.
>>9483067
it's rp you cunt
>>9483075
>rp
What the fuck is that?
>>9483075
Of what?
>>9483074
Well, that hurt less than getting run into by a Gravios, though it was apparently enough to kill me. That's disappointing
>>9483074
Yeesh, that's a lot of corpses.
>>9483089
rocket propelled
>9483112
3/10. Get better bait.
>>9483110
My computer sounds like an air raid siren and i don't know why.
>>9483133
you know you can click the number, rite?
>9483141
But then that would give you (You)s and the attention you so clearly don't deserve faggot
>>9483139
Shit man sounds like it can blow any second
>>9483139
Oh shit
>>9483089
Raping Pandas.
That sounds like an edgy screamo band.
>>9483159
Thanks for hosting by the by
>>9483159
Thank you for the game.
Congratulations to the winner.
>>9483159
Congratulations to Sakura, you won the eighth installment of my shitty games!
>>9483196
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9483159
Hah, I knew I liked her.
>>9483196
Congrats, girl. Thanks for the show.
>>9483196
Congratulations Sakura!
Thank you very much for hosting Mr. Talk show host!
>>9483196
Thank you very much.
>>9483196
Hey ho, it's the placement's.
>>9483214
Thanks for the chance.
>>9483196
>>9483214
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
Evens host /co/
Odds work on code
Dubs host default
Trips host WIP code
>>9483214
9th place with one kill...honestly that's not bad. Th-Thanks for hosting.
>>9483196
>>9483214
Thanks for the game, pal. Make sure you get some meds for that Kosaku guy, because he really needs them.
Oh, and congrats to the girl.
>>9483214
Wow look, it's the summary for that guy that died.
Should i make an awful windows paint attempt as a win card for this person?
>>9483222
Man, how lucky is that?
>>9483196
>>9483214
Third place, three times in a row. How amazing is that? Goodness, I mustn't make a big deal out of it, but it's truly marvellous just how my luck is. Thank you for providing this.
>>9483222
Holy shiet
>>9483159
>>9483196
>>9483214
Yo, thanks for taking time out of your day to host for us!
>>9483222
>>9483239
Yo!
>rubs hands together
Oooooh I'm gonna shitpost this game gud!
>>9483222
It looks like we hit the jackpot.
>>9483222
noice.
>>9483239
>>9483239
Where there's beasts,there's always a hunter lingering about.
>>9483239
Well, I'm here.
>>9483239
I'm still here
Give me 24 for Hell V
Demo Code Edition
Please no bully, I only have bloodbath events.
>>9483282
Gascoigne
>>9483282
Kaho
>>9483282
Lady Bow
>>9483282
Kindred Hunter
>>9483282
Miku's ass
>>9483282
Senshougahara
>>9483282
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9483282
Togame
>>9483282
Draco
>>9483282
Ririchiyo
>>9483282
Memoca
>>9483282
Shit McPosterson
>>9483282
Billy The Kid
>>9483282
Gunny Bunny
>>9483282
No Bully
>>9483282
Len
>>9483282
Baki's Squad
>>9483282
Catling gun
>>9483282
Tsuyu
>>9483282
ZA WARUDO
>>9483282
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>9483282
Kaito
>>9483282
Rika
>>9483282
Tohru
>>9483282
Eric Andre The Best Late Night Host
>>9483282
Maria and Harusame
>>9483328
>force feeds you Namusan.
>>9483282
Lord Beerus
I hope you are all ready for the 40 some events I have made so far.
There's only one slide that will have them.
>>9483355
Please, give my spot to them
>>9483333
>>9483355
Swap please.
>>9483323
>>9483333
>>9483355
Looks superb! You may begin.
>>9483355
>>9483350
>>9483363
Or in the case of the other swap, him
>>9483355
>Kaho mutters a small prayer to guide herself through the untested waters, staying weary of her ghost partner
>>9483343
I don't need Byakurenergy and I don't need gratuitous amounts of faith.
>>9483355
On with the hunt!
Here you go. The one slide with custom events.
Though a couple of the Feast things are changed too.
Spoilers.
>>9483355
>>9483318
>>9483330
>the doll seems to want to switch out
>>9483355
>Tell a friend outside of HG that we have a Rika
>She curses Rika out and calls her a fucking heretic
Lmao
>>9483396
he's already in baka
>>9483398
???
What kind of context is this in?
>>9483398
Tell their old-fashioned Shinto ass to go shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
Goddamn Kotohime doesn't get flak for throwing around bombs, but oooooh, she's a princess so she's special...
>>9483394
You know what? Sure, fine, let's go with it.
>>9483394
...She was the only one left who wasn't already in a team. I would rather have not teamed up at all, but she insisted!
>>9483394
>dead in the BB
Guess I'll just RP tomorrow. Thanks for hosting man.
>>9483394
I'm hurt bad, i neeeed a medic baaaaag!
Wait, wrong game.
>>9483396
I don't like the look on that doll's face, it's creeping me out.
>>9483394
>>9483394
Did I say there was one custom event?
Yeah, I thought so.
Apparently, I modified the pirate /co/de.
Huh.
>>9483409
>>9483415
>>9483425
>pirates
There's worse situations to die in, surely.
>>9483419
>Pets.
Our spots merged I think.
>>9483430
The joke isn't funny if the context isn't given
>>9483394
>well fug.
>thanks for the game m8.
>>9483436
it's not for you, shush
>>9483425
Note to self: Slay myself
PS: Don't host unfinished codes
>>9483433
This is going to be my dark fantasy adventure code inspired by games such as Dark Souls, Darkest Dungeon, Dungeons and Dragons and some others probably.
I will be modifying this code properly one day probably. Make it inspired by Pirates of the Caribbean and Sid Meiyer's Pirates!
>>9483439
I refuse
Either explain the joke or you will be executed
>>9483448
Even the 2hu fans condemn rika
>>9483430
...Tell him to think shorter and browner-haired and with more tanks.
But screw him anyways.
>>9483425
Oh, we were going naval then? Alright, sure, why the hell not.
>>9483436
>>9483448
>In PoDD, Reimu and Kotohime both call Rikako the science-user a heretic or something to the effect for their win quotes against her.
>>9483446
You did roll trips so you got to play it. I'm sure it will end up fine.
>>9483446
I hope you're enjoying this bootleg code.
>>9483460
THE BLOODBATH WAS THE ONLY THING I MADE
The rest is pirate code...
>>9483446
What if I'm just in some fake world, what if I'm not even really Eric Andre! Oh god, that can't be what it is, right? Right?! Oh god!
>>9483468
Why the hell did we even come out here?
Who's we? Why am I talking to myself? Oh, wait, I already do that normally. Ugh!
>>9483468
Oh, and I guess I'll make a beta wincard for the winner too.
Will be super exclusive, one of a kind.
>>9483482
Got a lot of battles today.
>>9483420
https://youtu.be/gWYHseHlfDM
>>9483503
>>9483482
You can take my ship, but I'm keeping me rum.
>>9483502
O-oi, what the hell is this about!? Why's everyone else get gold and bronze or something cool to go with it?
>Looks greato, thanks man.
>>9483503
Urgh, you see!? You went and distracted me!
>>9483502
what is this
>>9483531
a nigger
>>9483531
I SAID DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
>>9483503
Drink yourselves to death faster. Please.
>>9483520
Silver. I meant silver. Not bronze. Shut up.
>>9483482
What is one supposed to say in this environment? Oh, yes: yo-ho-ho!
>>9483531
Do you want one
Post ava and I might give you a special one
>>9483536
I WANT TO GET ONE TOO
>>9483537
This pirate code might be okay once fleshed out a bit.
Pondering.
>>9483559
Bleah...I've totally overdone it, haven't I? Oh, dear me, it's all going dark!
>>9483430
Also in all seriousness I'm astonished he even knows that much about PC98 and if he'd like I know a PC98 Discord server that's slow but pretty cozy.
Also also I will fuckin fight him if his favorite 98 is Shinki or Sariel and he's mocking me like this
>>9483570
Touhou fight at high noon y'all!
>>9483559
Tomorrow is the Feast.
Good luck.
>>9483537
Looks like I've been out hosted
>>9483585
Feast? Nope, Darkest Dungeon.
Can't wait to throw Eldrich horrors at you all in the future and see how you die.
>>9483595
Tell me who you are
>>9483564
>>9483552
Can I have one as well?
CTRL + V
post results
>>9483610
EVGA 700 B1
>>9483610
>HG boss
>"I've got 24 bones to pick with you"
>>9483610
The last thing I copied was an image so I can't
>>9483610
The Falconers: Moonlight
>>9483610
https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/200844
>>9483604
Senshougahara right? Ye
>>9483599
Two left, place your bets.
>>9483610
The Feast
Had to do some last minute adjustments to my word replacer.
>>9483617
>ERP boss
>"I'm going to fuck you up. Literally"
>>9483610
"ighth"
>>9483610
https://youtu.be/b5c53wyZD38
>>9483627
Thank you.
>>9483628
This pirate life is lively surprisingly
>>9483634
>TLHG Boss
>You are too late, Chris
>>9483627
>shou
Hold up gonna go kms real quick
>>9483610
Nice. Let us know how they turn out, okay?
>Ollie: message your bosses, see who answers.
>"Most of the place we're renovating out on Melemele is move-in-ready. Is there anything else I can take care of out here?"
>>9483583
>Never bring a gun to a tank fight
>>9483610
>I had an image of Elly copied.
>>9483658
Isn't it Senjougahara? Is this a meme version?
>>9483658
I don't get it.
>>9483628
Did anyone bet on rum factoring into the win?
No?
Did anyone even bet?
Oh... I'll just finish up here then...
>>9483674
Winscreen last
>>9483610
I eat ass
>>9483665
>>9483667
I use an alias
>>9483679
How did a novice pirate captain win over this?
Thank you for hosting.
>>9483679
Congrats, you, even if you win too much.
Thanks for the show.
>>9483679
Oh, congratulations!
>>9483686
Thank you ever so much for this!
>>9483679
Congratulations Sens!
Thank you very much for hosting these prototype games!
>>9483695
You claim I win too much, as a matter of fact I don't remember the last time. ARRe you sure it's not spite?
>>9483679
Congratulations, you won. Wooooh.
>>9483686
13th place isn't a fun place.
Thanks for hosing and all that shit.
Anyone hosting next?
>>9483734
Tomorrow.
>>9483704
Eh, I coulda sworn it was only a week a two ago, but yeah, just a little. I happen to like agitating people you know, I do it on purpose now and then.
Anyhow, can't stay and banter, I need to go pass out. Later.
>>9483686
>>9483692
>>9483695
>>9483699
>>9483700
>>9483705
Thanks for putting up with my unfinished code...
I'll go back to working on it...
Here's a shit winscreen...
>>9483651
And bam boom congrats.
>>9483743
Do you keep a list of the people you given those things to?
>>9483743
Are you making those for anyone?
>>9483734
I could go again if you want, i guess.
>>9483737
Enjoy having issues sleeping. Miss resentful.
>>9483740
It's not that bad.
>>9483743
Thank you.
>>9483740
My eyes are burning
Fucking kys
>>9483759
You and me both friend.
>>9483752
Don't mind a game
>>9483362
>>9483363
>>9483364
Thank you all for the spot.
>Come the fuck on connection, let me post.
>>9483686
Thank you for the game, and congratulations!~
>Seriously it's taken me this long to get the god damn fucking post through...
>>9483758
>Then I'd like one if you could, Kaho.
>>9483752
Please, I would appreciate it.
>>9483772
Smdhtbqhwyf
>>9483660
Toten sei!
>shoots
>>9483679
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>9483758
Ooh! Do, me! The name's Memoca.
Alright, give me a minute.
Don't mind this https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
>>9483758
If it's not a bother can you make me one? Of course I'm clearly a one star guy, yeah.. One star of a guy.
>>9483796
you deserve one star
because you're a superstar
>kissu
>>9483778
>This is what I get for getting my internet from a provider called DODO...
>>9483801
Oh! You're right! Give me one big star! L-like.. A sun turning into a red giant, that's what it's called right?
>>9483758
Why not. Mind doing me as well Anon-kun?~
>>9483808
momodora reverie under the moonlight
>>9483740
Shit winscreen
>>9483832
>>9483832
>>9483832
>>9483832