Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXIX
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 36 for The Gauntlet LXIX.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
>>9479811
Tejina-senpai
Reigen Arataka
>>9479811
Cure Custard
>>9479811
Draco
Maria and Harusame
>>9479811
Marie Korbel
Ryougi Shiki
Len
>>9479811
Rika
Suz
Inkling
Clownpiece
Joker
>>9479811
Kim Thayil
Gascoigne
Kingseeker Frampt
Junkrat
>>9479811
Lana
>>9479811
Memoca
Rintarou Okabe
Is Okabe present at the moment?
Billy The Kid
Kindred Hunter
>>9479811
Anders Holm
>>9479811
Dong Kong
>>9479811
Baki's Squad
Kosaku Kawajiri
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>9479811
Dancer Agrias
>>9479811
Captain Beefhart
Gaius
>>9479811
Stocking Anarchy
Kaho
>>9479811
Florence Nightingale
FREAKINATOR STEINER
Hey there ladies! My name's Tom Jones! Leader of the Tom Jones cult! My name's Tom Jones!
>>9479811
Night Dig
>>9479825
NO WHITE TRASH FEAR MY IDIOCY IN RING
I'M COLLEGE EDUCATE
IF I WANNA TALK TO ONE OF YOU INBRED MORONS I GOTTA DUMB MYSELF DOWN
YOU ALL CAN'T HANDLE MY SUPERIOR COLLEGE VOCABRY
THIS FOR THAT UGLY BITCH
>>9479903
*Dog
>>9479903
I want your night dig ;)
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9479929
IT'S ALRIGHT
YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE ME A BETTER GROUP
I'LL BEAT ALL THESE SONS BITCHES TO DUMB
THERE NO ONE BETTER THAN ME IN THIS
I AM THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD
>>9479929
>Gaius is ready, even if he's hundreds of years old.
>>9479929
Medical supplies in stock. Guns check. Ready to commence.
>>9479929
Okay! Let's do this! But please don't get too mad at me if my Thunderer is too loud for some of you.
>>9479929
Looks appropiate. Please proceed.
A half-Japanese, an Englishman, an Egyptian and a French guy walk into a bar and order four ice teas.
It was very bizarre.
>>9479811
Shit, is there still room for Duck
>>9479927
Not even sure what that means but ok.
>>9479941
I hope to not waste this gracious opportunity.
>>9479929
Everything looks good. Let's begin
>>9479982
Is that a Jojo's reference?
>>9479985
>Dubsman
>>9479941
I wasn't born yesterday.
>>9480005
I don't take Anonswaps.
>>9479929
>>9479941
Actually neither do I. I was just here for someone.
Swap please.
>>9479903
YA DIG?
>>9480000
Quads G E T
>>9480005
Thanks
>>9480016
>>9480018
Pls
>>9480016
The latter swap is legit.
>>9479876
>>9480042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8R7VmcbIdE
>>9480018
>swaps in
>>9480005
>>9480038
After careful facial recognition, accepted.
>>9480018
I guess I'll swap you in for Night Dog, then, since Maria swaps are always not legit.
Starting ASAP.
>>9480066
Do not.
>>9480075
That works for me too.
>>9479961
Please. You look like you are made of playdough, sissy boy.
>>9480042
>>9480052
Arigatou gozaimasu, Kamina-san.
>>9480089
>does just that
>>9480091
MAYBE I LOOK LIKE PLAYDOUGH CAUSE I BUILT
YOU SAW ME JUST BEAT UP ALL THAT WHITE TRASH
MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME UP AND GET BEAT TO
BECAUSE THE FACT DOESN'T CHANGE, I'M HERE
AND YOU ARE OVER THERE NOT IN THE FIGHT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
>>9480075
Happy quack
>Thank you!
BLOODBATH! ...Emphasis on "blood," because holy moly is there a lot of it. Mostly from animals, because of course.
And I mean a GIIIIIANT land orca! Should've seen the size of that thing!
Infamy is still fame, so technically yes, he's a legend.
Is he the Kingseeker, or is he now the king?
>>9480107
I'm too tired for this. If you see Okabe that isn't me. Tell him that there's a second erp Okabe now which would make us three Okabe at this point.
>>9480151
I WAS TOLD SOME FREAKS ORDERED EXTRA MEAT
BUT I DON'T SEE NO FREAKS
WHERE'S MY BITCHES AT
>>9480151
how is this possible
really
>>9480151
I don't know much about music other than horns. That one person said it was a good idea
>>9480176
Next time I host
I'm rigging my game for you
>>9480154
Kay
>>9480187
>>9480176
but she won the best games
DAY 1!
A tooth from her is entirely worth keeping, honestly.
Given how well her magic tricks always go, there should be no surprise there.
Rika's arsenal is a bit lacking this game so far.
>>9480176
You're still alive, y'know.
>>9480151
>Duck is for hug, not kill. Do not be deceived
>>9480205
That won't stop me from rigging
I summon _____
>>9480228
Bennet
>>9480151
>the only thing Gaius can think of is that there must have been more colossi than he previously thought.
>>9480211
i meant frampt on a chair
that's like
impossible desu
>>9480211
Well that was brutal of me. I hope that it was at the very least quick
>>9480211
I WOULD FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING WORTH BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF OTHER THAN WHITE TRASH, CHINKS, GOOKS, CANADIAN WHITE TRASH, AND BLACK TRASH
I'D ALSO GET TO SEE LITTLE BITCHES LIKE YOU EATEN
>>9480151
>The squad plummets into the vast sea, paddling back to it's surface to signal for help.
>>9480205
Fuck it
I'm going to play my first VN and make it Tsukihime just for this qt
NIGHT 1!
Can you successfully spook Stoneface?
He evolved into Houndoom!
>>9480228
My will to live, hah hah...ahhh...
>>9480234
Arnold, that level of manly handshakes will get us all killed
>>9480151
What am I, a Bandanna Dee?
>>9480211
You know, I think this is just about the silliest thing I ever built, honestly.
>>9480240
Do not treat him like some old withering snake.
>>9480253
Sa/k/uya, no!
>>9480228
A good meal from McDonald's.. Oh wait, they don't serve those.
>>9480254
How you were able to manage kicking me without legs I will never know
>>9480254
I bet Lana's mom is somehow behind this...
DAY 2!
What do you think ducks see during their trip?
KINGSEEKER GOING FOR THE EARLY 3K! WILL IT HELP HIM IN THE LONG RUN?
That's entirely more effective than Charlie Brown ghost costumes.
One of you, one of you!
>>9480254
This is lethal, isn't it?
>>9480256
I can handle him. Don't worry, unlike The playdough man over there, he can entertain me.
>>9480254
They all dress up as Sugimoto Reimi
>>9480280
>>9480264
>r1
>r1
>r1
>and with an early death, I think it's time for me to head to bed. Good night guys.
>>9480297
I don't know how it was able to hold a knife, either
>>9480316
kys m7
>>9480302
>not knowing they all dressed up as Jotaro Kujo
Two seconds my ass
>>9480297
Quack
>you know I'm all up in that shit nigga
>>9480297
Why are we doing such a childish thing? Is this really what you consider fun?
>she tosses the water pistol and walks away.
You really are childish.
>>9480316
>nighto.
>>9480316
Good night
NIGHT 2!
VIKINGS ARE NO MUCH FOR BIG DADDY SCOTT STEINER!
That training paid off after all! Good job, Irelia! You actually did your job for once!
A fucked-up portrait for a fucked-up individual.
That's incredibly patronizing, Rika.
>>9480298
It's a scorpion, not a king cobra, mate.
>>9480316
Good night!
>>9480316
Good night.
>>9480316
Sleep well.
>>9480329
>Awfully rude for someone who looks like a chunk of plastic.
>>9480339
Quack
>You've managed to perfectly recreate a Jackson Pollock painting. What.
>Also, inviting a duck over to critique a painting?
>>9480297
maybe i shouldn't have done that
>>9480316
Later, maid.
>>9480297
Oh, hey, I guess not. Oi, lemme have my turn.
>She jabs the needle straight in to the doll's crotch.
>>9480339
Catch, girl. Hahahaha!
And hey, I dunno with this place. There's one where EATING the scorpion kills you.
>>9480344
>when you bust a nut and she keep sucking
>>9480339
>As he is bleeding out, Billy still tries to say something cool as his last words, but having his throat slashed makes this quite hard for him
DAY 3!
All that pain from the day before would make any man go insane.
Looks like we've got more than one nascent artist here.
>>9480366
S u c c
>>9480339
I should have picked a better job class...
>>9480355
>she stares blankly at the duck.
Did that duck just say something?
>>9480387
Quack.
>Damn right, I said something. I said, 'Awfully rude for someone who looks like a chunk of plastic.' Did I stutter?
NIGHT 3!
Hey, she won't be such a bitch anymore!
That seems most definitely like something the Joker I know would do.
Kaho's got yet another blade. This can only end badly for someone.
>>9480349
>tfw going to sleep and no lizardkissu
>>9480307
Hey Ronald, can I ask you a question?
>>9480316
Have a goodnight Miss.
>>9480377
Look, don't question it or I throw my tank at you, alright?
>>9480407
I'm going to fix this soon enough.
And then you realize. I will be angry then.
F E A S T B O Y S
I'm seeing a pattern here: brutal death, not coming to the Feast, brutal death, not coming to the Feast, brutal death, technically not coming to the Feast. Symmetry is always pleasing.
>>9480434
Please just shut the fuck up.
>>9480421
Go ahead. Brighten up my day.
>>9480402
Come to think of it, I have not feasted upon duck in a long time. I wonder if talking duck tastes any better.
>she looks at the duck with hungry eyes, holding a cooking pot.
Shall we find out?
DAY 4!
You're playing an incredibly dangerous game, Kosaku.
>>9480438
Later, bitches. Now I gotta go lament about Chris' death while I watch you all rip each other apart.
>>9480439
I cannot do that.
>>9480438
Fascinating. Despite the unusually large amount of spiritual power it possessed, it proved no more durable than a normal duck. It must not have been a youkai as I suspected.
>>9480438
>Fug
>>9480454
Quack
>Ever heard of Prometheus? I expect it would hurt someone a whole lot more to have their eyes pecked out by a duck. Consider the difference between having them be gouged out by a spoon or by a fork.
>>9480460
>Kosaku... no.
NIGHT 4!
You two now have to fight over whose theme song is more ubiquitous. I dictate it so.
>>9480460
That information is not for you to know. In fact, were I in a normal condition my assumption is that I would take a great deal of offense to this question as a whole.
Regardless, this is irrelevant to the task at hand, either way.
>>9480415
I can read you a bedtime story instead
DAY 5!
Make that a three-way brawl.
And it was going so well for you, too.
>tfw you're a missing person in Manchester
>tfw not sure if boy or girl
>inb4 brush your hair
>>9480496
Can I have a wake up story
NIGHT 5!
You sure as hell are not going to find any kings by doing that.
>>9480451
Why don't we see the Hamburglar anymore? Did he die from eating your shitty burgers or did he find actual food to steal?
>>9480530
This is incredibly distracting. Please stop it.
>>9480508
WATCH ME FLY YOU WEAK PIECES OF SHIT
DAY 6!
Frampt is actually really, really good at breaking into cars. Who knew?
>>9480552
I must confiscate this vehicle. I believe this makes for suitable recompense for the awkward question you asked of me before.
>>9480481
Prometheus? The name does not sound familiar. Now, should I roast you with fire? Maybe lightning would work. All these ideas are just making me hungrier!
NIGHT 6!
THIS IS IT. A TEMPORARY TAG-TEAM FORMS, BUT AS THE FINAL TWO, ONE WILL HAVE TO BETRAY THE OTHER! WHO WILL IT BE? Find out, next slide! Place your bets!
>>9480524
>Closes her eyes and reaches for her left hand, stripping it of the glove she was wearing before using it to Aikawa across the face with it before slipping it back on.
That's all I know.
>>9480581
As suspected, the spell loaned from Patchouli proved more than capable of increasing my might to make dispatching them trivial.
Perhaps I should make greater use of it in the future. I'll make a note of it.
>>9480595
I forgot the word slap and now I'm upset at myself
>>9480578
Quack
>Go ahead and try to get near me. I dare you. I can kill you if I have to.
>>9480538
.....I... I don't want to talk about it.
CONGRATULATIONS RIKA!
You are the newest Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
But first, the Placements, followed by the Summary.
>>9480624
That's a shame, he was probably the only one in your band of weirdos that I actually thought was cool.
>>9480628
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9480595
>gets aikawa'd across the face
o-oh...
>>9480617
It would be foolish to assume you wouldn't survive that. It's better to make sure. I'll make this quick for you.
>Another bullet goes straight through her head. She mutters something under her breath, before holding her head with a groan.
Gah...goddamn, that was horrible...that just...sucked.
>>9480635
>>9480628
Huh, I actually did some work like that, didn't I? Not bad, hehehehe.
Thanks for having us.
>>9480628
>>9480635
Thanks for hosting and congratulations.
>>9480628
Congratulations, Rika
>>9480635
Thanks for hosting
>>9480635
Thanks for the chance.
>>9480628
>>9480635
>>9480641
Thanks for hosting.
>>9480641
>>9480635
Quack
>thanks for hosting.
>>9480615
I can kill you from a distance if need be, little dinner.
>>9480628
Congratulations! And thank you for the match.
>>9480628
>>9480635
>Gaius can't talk, but if he could, he would certainly both congratulate the winner and thank the host for this.
>he would also give a thumbs-up if he had any thumbs to do so... or any fingers at all.
>>9480635
Thank you for the game.
>>9480635
>>9480641
Third place, twice in a row. This is the sign that something good will happen to me soon. Thank you for paving the way to this.
>>9480640
They're more than just weirdos, Wendy! They're my friends... you leave my friends out of this beef!
>>9480704
>>9480708
Thanks for playing.
>>9480643
>>9480651
>>9480652
>>9480698
>>9480690
Thanks, people.
Oh, and for the people I beat the crap out of, try not getting in my way next time. Especially when I'm like that.
>>9480635
Congratulations little girl, maybe your mommy can come over and buy you a frosty to celebrate.
Also a thank you to you as well Goat, I have some salads or napkins if you're interested.
>>9480690
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid...
>>9480737
Goat's gone, but thanks.
>>9480737
But the goat is dead. Didn't you hear?
Am I a bad person if I spent over 3 grand on 24" rims for my Monte Carlo?
>>9480690
Quack.
>you know what I'm capable of. I've stabbed a man in the back while hugging him with my wings. I don't even have thumbs.
>also, I assume you can't see how I'm able to talk to you. So, there's that, too. I have more advantages than you since you know less about me.
>>9480761
Wait when did this happen
>>9480760
So Smolgore got Vino'd,what was Muffets fate?
If you work as security at a Samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?
>>9480741
>uses hamedo to strike first with Chaos blade and Exclalibur
>>9480760
>>9480761
When did that happen?
>>9480791
>F-fuck..
>>9480788
During the last faction game. Gorey decided he had enough and let the gote get Vino'd.
>>9480789
Technically she's still an active ava of mine but I haven't felt inclined to use her in ages.
>>9480788
Saturday night. Vino shot him to death in a Faction Game, so I figured that was as good a time as any to drop the ava. It isn't really a big deal.
>>9480791
Whenever I post a picture of myself online, people ask, "What kind of pizza is that?"
>>9480819
Jesus christ, that wasn't funny at all.
If 2 left handed people argue, who's right?
>>9480827
>Isn't it your first ava? Ya'know the reason everyone calls you Asgore, it kinda sorta is a deal, not a big one but worth note.
>>9475491
say hi
>>9480780
And I have taken on the zodiac monsters. A talking duck means nothing to me but a unique meal!
... But I am curious, how did you stab a man with no hands?
>>9480901
Smolgore was my first ava here, yes, and I regret that he was.
>>9480819
>Wasn't there to fuck the corpse
Shit.
>>9480911
N-Nooo thanks...that place smells like rotten tuna and lots of shame.
>People forgetting Assgore's first ava was Temi.
He seemed so innocent too. Shame what happened
I was going to write a pun about bread, but I thought most of you would find it stale.
>>9480911
Why is this a joke again?
>>9480911
Annnnd there goes my love for Taokaka.
>>9480940
I absolutely loaf jokes like these, they're like slices of heaven.
>>9480934
You stop that.
>>9480938
I don't count it as an ava, since Temmie was just for avafagging in /b/. Also, what happened?
>>9480940
>>9480969
>>9480969
>>9480995
>>9480969
They deserve butter than this. We should stop loafing around.
>>9480940
At least like milk it doesn't turn sour, dough
bread sucks ass
>>9481052
No need to be such a shithead about it.
>>9481052
>>9481052
Anal yeast infection.
>>9481052
But without bread, burgers would not be a thing! Neither would ham, roast beef, salami n swiss cheese on kaiser rolls!
lol psyche
>>9480969
>>9481013
It seems those bread puns of yours have gotten a rise out of some anons. It's a pretty crumby situation now, if you ask me
>>9481155
Why the fuck aren't you replying to my bread pun, you circlejerkering motherfucker?
>>9481191
Fucking faggot
You ruined it
>>9481191
There's no need to be ryeled up buddy. It's not my fault I forgot to give you the attention you kneaded. Well, it is, but I prefer to have naan of those thoughts going through my head
I suppose since it's quite dead, and since I'm implementing events at the moment, I'll ask for any feedback on the Gauntlet on any aspects.
Why is Dumbo so sad? Because he feels irrelephant
>>9481155
Rye would they be mad over a pun? I just kneaded to puff out some steam.
>>9481191
No pain, no grain.
>>9481227
Delete it, make a better code.
Problem solved.
You're welcome.
>>9481227
wheres the tea party event
>>9481241
Next.
>>9481248
Pardon me?
>>9481238
I donut know, maybe they thought your delivery was a little flat
>>9481260
imagine the rp
>>9481276
I mean, it's certainly an idea. I'd just have to turn it into a full-fledged event.
evens - work on code
odds - work on other thing
dubs - vidya
trips - learn a new language
>>9481311
make it an arena event
>nighto HG.
>>9481336
fuck you, you don't have your name written on the idea
evens - word on code
odds - play vidya
dubs - hit the clubs
trips - study
>>9481341
Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the breadbugs bite
>>9481383
YESSSSSSSS! YESSSSSSSSS!
>>9481401
Congratulations, you did it.
>>9481318
>>9481336
Ummm...most I could do is make an Alice in Wonderland-esque Arena event and have the Mad Hatter's tea party as an event in it, but that would be difficult seeing as how I've never read nor seen anything about Alice in Wonderland.
>>9481341
'Night, yo.
If two mind readers read each other's minds, who's mind are they reading?
>>9481499
>I've never read nor seen anything about Alice in Wonderland.
NIGGA YOU BETTER GO WATCH THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW
Suz was in the vietnam war.
Wow, it seems like bread puns brot this thread down. Well that's a load of crepe
>>9481511
each other's, duh
>>9481539
That's a shame, because all these puns were raising my spirits. The yeast you could do is tell me some more
Should i host?
>>9481571
No.
>>9481565
He's fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY
>>9481571
Please.
>>9481532
You can't make me.
>>9481565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY
>>9481571
If you want to.
>>9481562
Oh really? Oat's no trouble, then, dough I have to warn you, I'm a little rusky
>>9481499
Out of curiosity, what events have you added for winners so far?
>>9481565
Isn't that one of those YouTube food review guy's?
>>9481596
>makes you
>>9481511
You ever watched one of those animes where two characters shoot lasers at each other and they collide and they struggle for dominance?
Think that, but it's all in the head. At least that's what I figure.
>>9481571
Should be fun, sure.
>>9481598
These are just what I kneaded. Jesus Crust, these puns are so good that you might make some dough doing stand-up
>>9481601
Frankly, after thinking it over, I've just decided to stick with the current system of Top 3 in the Championships getting their own events, with 1st place writing his or her own. I realized that quite a few would seem same-y after a while without me digging heavily into their sources, so I ultimately vetoed the idea of giving every winner an event.
>>9481616
FUCK
Alright, send me some codes and give me about five minutes, i gotta take a shit and then we'll get on our way.
>>9481640
That sucks, I really liked that idea. Did you keep in any you already added before changing your mind?
>>9481626
Would you say you're loaving them? And it's unusual that I'm making you cracker smile, most people barley tolerate my presence
>>9481651
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
>>9481651
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
You should probably save this to a note pad or something
>>9481699
That's because your farts smell funny; you were on a roll dough, keep it up.
>>9481713
So you're saying, Mokou n Raven can muster more effort than Assagore? That's bul-
>remembers how he kept forgetting to remove a single event.
Nvm.
>>9481699
I'm a simple man that ca-naan live life without a few jokes here and there. Yeast, homeslice, who do you take me for? I ought to make you toast right now
>>9481685
I didn't add any new ones aside from already having the top 3 from each Championship so far, no.
>>9481713
I really don't know how Raven does it. You'd think after 155ish Classy Games, at least one event would feel similar to another, unless her winner variety is much more diverse than mine.
>>9481748
>Implying I can
>>9481752
Simple, Raven rigs her games.
>>9481771
>implying you can't
>>9481748
Hey, I remembered.
...Eventually.
>>9481774
Only against Adachi.
>>9481784
Well I don't
>>9481739
I always thought it was because my hot cross puns were too pauerful for the average person. That notion must have been half-baked, dough
>>9481749
Oven if they're terrible by the standards of others? This day just keeps getting breader and breader! Someone actually like my jokes!
>>9481796
Prove me wrong, I dare you.
Did I just get proven wrong, by not being proven wrong? Fuck!
>>9481815
You're a bread-winner, mate. It just wouldn't be rye-t to not appreciate these great jokes. I'd bagel you for more, but then I'd be wheating a dead horse
>>9481852
>>9481852
>>9481852
>>9481852