/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay "Big fat cat tats" Edition

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Take care, /erp/.

>>9475516
You too.
>Gives you a loli for the road

where did you go kula.

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I-I was told there were very nice scoops here? A-About people doing indecent things?

Man, what a crappy day.

I think we all need a group hug, who's in?

>>9475516
Thank you cyber samurai person

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>>9475550
Will we be in the showers?

>>9475550
>Strips naked and opens his arms
Bring it in, buddy

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>>9475549
You get only one.
I get two.

>>9475569

We can be.

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Having a good night, /erp/?

>>9475615
Why is there a dick on the plate?

>>9475549
People fucking?

Here?

Perish the thought,

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>>9475550
>cuddle puddles
yea

>>9475615
I'm horny and lonely.

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>>9475615
Yes'm! How're you?

>>9475713
Didn't you get BTFO the last thread?

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>>9475494 (Anon)
>Looking back, the Zoroark had a grin on her face as she nodded, giving the anon a sure sign that she was more than willing to take his member, especially since it was already stiff. She shook her rum for him, as if enticing him to take his chances.

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>>9475585
Just call me when we're all ready. I'll be waiting.
>>9475682
Hey, Bonesy. How's your day been?

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>>9475550

Yes. Hugs for everyone.

Come on guys. Bring it in.

>>9475726
Why do you think people were so prematurely eager to make a new thread?

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>>9475615
(Besides having woken up 20 minutes ago after I said I would take a nap around 9 hours ago I'm pretty good.)
(Hope you're well as well, Peri.)

>>9475726
That was Fronk

Anywho, summoning Anons who I currently have RPs in progress with

>>9475726
If I was I didn't realize it... So no?

>>9475799
So she could come back and get BTFO'd with Fronk again?

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(repost)
>>9474490
>He sighs in despair at his new destiny as her prey, but her playful teasing of his ears made him calm down
I'd be glad if you could call me your pet instead. I'd be really loyal if you do spare me, and at least I'd die making my master happy.

>>9475818
Oh, but what happened though? I just hopped on and caught a bit of it. Got too lazy to read the rest, so can I get a TL;DR?

>>9475824
If it's more than one session try saying what they were, so that the Anons could see it. If that helps

>>9475846
tl;dr: Fronk tried to defend the practice of cramming your card full of characters you never play and got BTFO

>>9475741
>He would not at her in return, Placing his hands on her wide hips for grip, Slowly pushing his head inside the Zoroark females tight entrance, Groaning softly as he did.
Mmm...It's really tight... Fuck
>He would give on hard push, Sheathing the rest of him inside her, Beginning to slowly pump in and out of her, Squeezing her hips tightly and pushing her against him as he pumps foreward

>>9475800
Is Necros up for a glory hole session later tonight? She's been teased do much, but I really want to milk that dick and empty her packed nuts

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>>9475658
That's not a dick, silly anon! It's just food!
>>9475687
You should fix that by killing someone~! That's what I always do when I'm lonely...
>>9475800
(Could be doing better, really. Might end up leaving early if I keep feeling sick)

>>9475846
Some Anon typed out an essay where they blew up on Fronk and when they got no response they assumed that they won.

>>9475871
Oh so the Safety Net meme.
I'd think he would've been smart enough to just back down when his fans aren't on. Oh well, he'll come back later and probably expect people to forget.

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>>9475778
It's been alright. I pre-ordered vanquish on steam, played a ton of games.

You?

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>>9475615
(I'm exhausted as all hell, but a job well done at work makes it kinda worth it.)
>>9475550
(Hell yeah)

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>>9475888
(Sounds grand to me. Should be around for most of the night so just shoot a reply whenever.)
>>9475891
(Aww that's too bad. Hope you feel better soon.)
>The scantily clad futa woman reaches over and gently pats Peri on her cotton candy head.

>>9475906
>No response
No they got a response, Fronk just tried playing the "I'm better than you so I don't need to answer." card.
>Assumed that they won
No one assumed anything, not even the Anon. Just you guys blowing shit out of proportions again.

>>9475923
Pretty good, watching Inglorious Basterds. Vanquish? Never heard of it.

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>>9475859
Sure! There was the producer anon, and the interrogation anon, and the anon I was playing with last night, at the top of my head. Or Fronk, but I think he works or something right now? But I'm sure that there's more than that, eheh....

>>9475923

Vanquish, that was Platinum, right?

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>>9475884
>With a soft growl, she lulled her tongue out as she felt her lips parting ways as the anon forced them apart to enter her. Her insides were hot, slick, and tight as well, the flesh surrounding his member tight as it dragged right across the surface with his first thrust. She started to pant, grinding her rear against his crotch, ready for more.

>ERP dying faster than a sick puppy.
What happened to the good ol' days of ERP?
Long sessions that were great reads, Male ava's that were actually good. Not as much attention whoring or Shit posting. Where has ERP gone?

>>9476108

Its been a rough day.

>>9476114
>Rough day
That depends on who you are. Fronk had a rough day, ERP is just dying.

>>9476127

Just in general, too.

Poor Zack Snyder, the London concert, Trump is Islam...no wonder people hate Mondays.

Now that ERP is dead we should move to F-List.

>>9476090
God damn that fine zoro-ass.

>>9475799
We were on page 10, and everyone was being a lazy fuck, so nobody made one for a while.

>>9476155
Nice Dubs, shit joke.

>>9476155
Fuck off Lore

>>9476108
You changed a lot o things for the worse, Paul.

>>9476108
What if all the anons complaining were great avas instead of just coming in for their daily "facebook sucks but I'm still here" posts?

>>9476179
>Being called Paul
Don't even joke like that, I'm no shit poster.

>>9476194
>responding to shitposts

>>9476108
DMG x Paul wedding was where it all fell apart. Name one good ava that arrived after that wedding.

>>9476206
Could've fooled me

>>9476221
>Shit posting as a way to complain about shit posting and boogeymen
Nice memes there my man.

>>9476090
>The anon would slide his hands up the Pokemons body to her breasts, Squeezing them tightly as he Sped up inside her, His balls slapping her soft flesh as he thrusted
Mm..Fuck...Good girl..
He would lean down and bite the back of her neck gently, Tugging on it playfully as he pushed into her harder and harder with each thrust

>>9476194
>Facebook sucks but I'm still here posts
God. It really is like that, isn't it? People complaining for the sake of it. I hate that shit so much, that's why I left that site.

>>9476239
Whining like a retard, while providing nothing to counteract the supposed issues, makes you a shitposter.

>>9476216
I don't know, none of them last long enough anymore.

>>9476242
Typo fix
>He would lean down and bite the back of her neck gently, Tugging on it playfully as he pushed into her harder and harder with each thrust

>>9476216
Is this the part where you bait people to reply with you with good ones, and you take that opportunity to shit on them?

Nice try guy

>>9475491
>There is no Felicia or Toukaka

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>>9475973
like>>9475992
said.

It was a platinum games made TPS which was very much so in the same 'over the top action' genre' that Metal Gear Rising was a part of.

I got all the trophies for it on ps3 and I've been dying for a pc release.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOp4XLA0oPk

>this thread

What did Paul do this time?

>>9476315
Nothing, they're just hunting boogeymen.

>>9476315
No avas to fuck.

>>9476315
He's become obsessed with shitposting Jinx because she didn't thank him for whiteknighting her.

>>9476090
(Hey you the same Zoroark from the other day, here the anon from the other day.)

>>9476315
I don't know, but I just got here and I don't see any good avas.

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>>9476319
Or boogey-mikus

>>9476325
Jinx has a bf now, what does Paul think he's doing?

>>9476338
Get out of here Ferix you cute kitten you.

>>9476344
So here's the TL;DR
Anon asked a stupid fucking question, people shit on Jinx for saying she was dating someone from ERP. Paul comes in and white knights.
She ignores him and he shit posts her for 3 days straight.
Full story is a bit bumpy.

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>>9476348
Okay, master. I was just wanted to help find her again.

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>>9476287
One day, I will Mega Evolve this Gardevoir,
Making the thin girly Gardevoir thicc with child bearing hips

>>9476344

Isn't Mooty a grill?

>>9476325
He actually has a crush on Jinx and is trying to go back to being straight after not getting DMG's Canadian bacon in his poopie pen holster.

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>>9476242
>>9476262
>With her eyes closing, she started to pant as she was bred by the anon. Raising an arm, she placed her claws right up against the back of his hand, guiding his hand along her supple breast and even against her nipples as he was so eager to fondle them. Down below, her sex tightened as she clenched herself, the walls tightening around his member at it trusts in and out of her folds. Producing a small level of love juices, it began to coat the anon's member as it occupied her, smearing across the surface and creating a natural lubricant for him. She let soft moans escape from her open muzzle, the moisture in her breath becoming visible in the air.

>>9476326
(Oh, hey there master/Anon!)

>>9476378
Not Mooty, it's MootAnon.

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Feeling a little tired today, goodnight thread

>>9476287
Tiddy cheesecake

>>9476408
>pets

>>9475491
I wanna cuddle with Taokaka...

>>9476389
>The tall male smiled before gently petting the black furred girl before nodding.
Yep, just coming to make sure you don't do any mischievous thing out there.
>He said before letting out a chuckle from his lips.

>>9476380
I don't get the poopie pen joke. Can I get a redpill?

>>9476464
Paul stuck a pen up his ass and showed a pic of it to DMG

There was shit on it.

>>9476464
Paul shoved a sharpie up his ass and took a picture. It came out brown

>>9476436
I'm amazed there hasn't been a Tao around more often.
We need one.

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>>9476473
>>9476475

What the FUCK!?!?

>>9476473
>>9476475
Oh my god I spit out my fucking iced tea.

>>9476389
>He would squeeze her breasts hard as he grasped his hands, Licking her neck tenderly as he pushed himself deeper into the Slick walls of her entrance, Gasping against the back of her neck, quickly gaining pace as his breath gets shakier and shakier.
Mm...Fuck.. Your amazing..

>>9476473
>>9476475

Hence the name, Poopie Pen Paul.

>>9476287
>Pats the Gardie

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>>9476473
>>9476475
A pen covered in poop?
That explains his shit writing.

>>9476529

DAMMIT CARLOS!

>>9476529
CAAARLOOOS

>>9476529
>ba-dum-tss

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>>9476473
>>9476475
>saw it come out brown, yet still shared it
Ever since the beginning he wasn't quite bright

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Post em

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>>9476473
Christ almighty...

>>9476475
>>9476473

I think I'm going to regret this, but pics?

>>9476473
>>9476475
CORRECTION.
He posted it in the DISCORD LOBBY when Peach and co was talking about dildos.

I guess his thoughts were "DMG likes Peach because he shoves things up his ass. I can be like Peach too!"

>>9476579
Not getting any bites?

>>9476591
I tried summoning people I'm in progress w/ but didn't hear back so I assume none of em are around

>>9476587

No. No pics. Stop that right now.

Anybody else remember that guy who lost his fucking mind over Daisy?

>>9476606
PICS
SOMEONE POST EM

>>9476579
Tell me about the red one. I wish to know for reasons.

>>9476589
I hope for his sake that Paul never wears white pants.

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>>9476453
>She smiled, and leaning in, gave her master a nice lick on the nose.
I found a strap on and used my illusive powers to make it seem like a real dick before fucking a guy's brains out with it...
Other than that, I've been behaving myself~
>She said, a giggle of innocence escaping her throat.

>>9476502
>Feeling the anon begin to increase in his speed, they both started to shake back and forth in correspondence to his hips. However, taking the opportunity, she started to thrust her hips against his own, causing the two fleshy surfaces to collide with each other in muffled slaps. She was shaking in pure ecstasy, the vibrations being so easily felt inside her as it shook around the anon's member. With each thrust, her muscles would contract, tightening around his member until it was easily pulled out of her. The sensation was causing her to moan more, driving her wild with each minute the two made their fun.

>>9476603
I'm the guy who wanted facesitting with La Muerte a while back, if you're still up for that.

>>9476579
>bullies D.Va

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>>9476589
>didn't just post it, but posted it in public

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>>9476626
You mean Shaak Ti? She's a Jedi Master and a member of the Jedi High Council. Oversaw clone production on Kamino during the clone wars

>>9476579
>cums on Jinx's hair before running off

>>9476644
>Face Sitting
Christ stop it

>>9476700
This. It's becoming lactation tier.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4l7bmTJ7j8

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>>9476644
I can do it if you want. Not really my thing but I aim to please. Did we have something in progress?

>>9476618
Owain tends to cause people to have mental breakdowns, it's nothing new.

>>9476681
I do, and I see. She sounds like a pretty tough one, then. I don't know the universe too well, but...would you be down for her getting captured and raped by the enemy?

>>9476603
I'm the Anon from last night, I'm on mobile though so I'll take a raincheck

>>9476730
>>9476654
whoops i forgot


>Bans

>>9476720
Hello great Tracer butt. If I had time today, I'd hit you up for somethin'.

>>9476637
>The anon would bite down onto the back of her neck abit harder this time as he ran his hands along her smooth breasts, Pinching her nipples hard, His hips pushing in and out of her with more intensity as his cock would begin to tense up inside of her.
Mm...I'm gonna cum soon..

>>9476759
10 fucking bucks this guy is the same guy who wants facesitting sessions all the time.

>>9476747
w-what?

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>>9476743
S'all good!
>>9476699
>In her rage, Jinx lets out a strangled screech, an entire car flipping behind her
>>9476737
Fine by me. Did you want to start, then?

>>9476730
No, nothing in progress.

>>9476786
I'm not. I don't even like face sitting that much.

>>9476637
>The male's eyes widen a little at the lick and announce the zoroark gave to him before returning to his gentle smile and planting a kiss on top of her head.
Well if he enjoyed it then I guess there is nothing wrong with it.
>He said while looking around before returning his attention to her before humming and thinkign in another question to ask her.
Hey. Just curious but you are the only one of your species around here right?
>He saked while scratching the back of his head.

>>9476579
I know you still have Cynder somewhere

>>9476720

Evening LK.

>>9476814
Oh.
... Fuck you, I'm 10 bucks poorer.

Hi I'm an autistic idiot who can't ava anything unless it's an OC. Where's a good place to look?

>>9476843
Tumblr.

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>>9476759
(Take care, Anon.)
>>9476786
(Never got that request, wouldn't do it either.)
>>9476828
(Hey Boco, how have you been?)

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>>9476825
Miiiight be in my recycle bin still?
>>9476808
Ahh, I see. Felt like I had something like that w/ Muerte. Did you have an idea about where you wanted to start?

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>>9476843
Draw yours.

>>9476862

Pretty good.

Been a shitty day in the news though. Depressing stuff.

>>9476792
Welp. I was going to, but it looks like I'm getting called into work, so I'll try hitting you up later, if that's cool.

>>9476792
>points and laughs from a safe distance. Blows a kiss before heading off into the sunset.

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>>9476871
HOTIIIII
>>9476885
Damn, that bites. Good luck out there, Nonny! Have a balloon

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Boop

>>9476870
Nothing really in particular. Just something where Anon compliments her ass, maybe she teases him with it before sitting on him?

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>>9476899
>Nobody knew who I was until you revealed this info.
GDI Jinx.

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>>9476884
(Oh, well I tend to not check the news until the end of the week so lets hope it gets better.)

>>9476855
I'm an idiot at tumblr. What do I search for? Just original character?
>>9476871
I would if I weren't shit at drawing.

Is Tio here?

>>9476922
That's what comes with dating a fellow midget.

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>>9476922
...............................................
I keep doing that
:I s-sorry
i still lov u (no homo)
>>9476915
Hmm sure. Gimme a sec and I'll type something.

>>9476934

Well, I'd like to think that after a bunch of innocent girls getting blown up theres nowhere to go but up.

Poor kids.

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>>9476951
wtf die
we're not dating either

>>9476967
It's fine Jinx <3

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>>9476766
>Growling, she pressed the anon's hand right up into her breast, arching her back as her body tensed up with each time the anon's cock hit her cervix. It certainly helped, the tension enveloping his member in her fleshy walls in quite a tight manner, and with her sensitive depth being explored in such a vigorous way, she couldn't help but to shake her hips right up against the anon's hips when he thrust into her. The grinding of his cock against her walls was starting to grow too much of her, the level of sex juices increasing up until the point she had climaxed. Letting out an near animalistic yell, she jumped over the edge, her juices splashing against his cock and even spraying against his crotch, panting heavily, saliva dripping from her tongue as she basked in the afterglow of their love making.

>>9476822
>Tilting her head to his question, she turned her head back and answered him.
Around here? I suppose I am. You don't normally just see wild Zoroak and Zoruas in the open. They either hide themselves in their own illusions to trick the public or just simply don't show up in a specific region. We're kind of a rare breed.

>>9477005
>Their babies will be the size of teacup puppies.

>>9476901
Beep! (Who're you feeling to play?)

Everything hurts.

>>9477005
Lilliputian.

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>>9477051
Anyone my man

>>9477052
Then get a massage.

>>9476978
>Boco finding another target to stalk and creep out.

>>9477079
Boco x Chat OTP

>>9477090
Chat? Where?

>>9477078
Massage my dick.

>>9477079

Beg pardon?

>>9477033
>He would squeeze her breasts hard, Groaning against her neck as he pushed into the Zoroark one final time before cumming deep inside her, Shooting rope after rope of hot cum into her womb, Slowly pulling out of her as cum would still ooze out of his cock, Laying backwards against the ground.
F....Fuck...That was great... Thank you...

>>9477033
>He nodded at her while rubbing his chin thinking on something to do with his pet for the time being.
Mmm sounds about right. I was just wondering where is your family around. So did you eat already? What are you up to or what do you have in your mind?
>He asked, curious about what she is thinking or if there is something she wants to do.

So does anyone do vore other than that dragon girl and he who shall not be named?

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>>9476951
You Stop That
>>9476915
>Darkness, then light. Candlelight, to be specific. Hundreds upon hundreds of candles illuminated the massive chambers of La Muerte's throne room. Each flickering light was reflected by massive stained glass pieces depicting old Aztec gods and floral designs. At the room's end was the tall, slender goddess of death. Casting down her flickering gaze, which resembled the candles that adorned her great sombrero and the hem of her dress, La Muerte offers the recently-deceased man the warmest of smiles.
Welcome, Anon, to the Land of the Remembered!
>The woman declares amicably, swinging one of her arms out to gesticulate at the room surrounding him.
You have lived a great life. Soon, you resemble the rest of the Lands' patrons.
>The citizens of The Land of the Remembered were skeletal in appearance, after all.
But, before that, I can offer you one mortal wish. Count yourself lucky! I don't do this for just everyone, you know...
>The goddess winks conspiratorially, leaning over as if about to tell a secret.
...But I've been paying close attention to you. Now. Tell La Muerte what she can do for you. Within reason!
>>9477005
Rance is still a qt shorty tho <3

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>>9477192
Blaziken.
The normal one, not Fate

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>>9477048
>>9477069
>>9477196
I will end you all.

>>9477227
Good or Bad End?

>>9477227
Rance sits down to pee.
Rance sits down to pee.

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I always wondered, how much dialogue is appropriate during a session, I worried that I use too much in my writing.

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>>9477227
You wouldn't hurt a beautiful woman would you? Half men must have some code of honor.

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>>9477286
only half honor

Requesting someone who will take a shit in my garbage can.

>>9477286
>>9477227
>Half-men
>Rance is now Tyrion

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>>9477104
>Crawling to his sighed, she licked his cheek, before laying right beside him, tired after such a quick breed from the more than happy anon.

>>9477125
I don't really have a family. Like most pokemon, we simply become loners, or live wild enough to have families of our own to raise before they go off on their own.
>Smiling, she licked his cheek, appreciative for his question.
And no, I haven't eaten, and I appreciate you for asking~

>>9477192
I'm sure there are a few number of people who do, but just can't really bring up the courage to say. I do, to answer your question.

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(Cardo posto.)

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>>9477245
BAD.

>>9477252
DIE.

>>9477286
Grrrr... You're lucky I want to fuck you, otherwise I wouldn't be so nice.

>>9477304
Same to you, stupid Miko.

>>9477307
Cease at once.

>>9477322
>mfw they BTFO'd Fronk because of this shit
Will you ever actually trim your card down?

>>9477322
>Cardo posto
What is this new plague spreading among ERPers?

>>9477286

Who is this qt 3.14?

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>>9477277
Obviously it's great for foreplay and teasing, but another time I like dialog is mid sex, rather than another post about how hard you're taking it dropping some more teasing/egging them on to go harder, is a great alternative

>>9477328
Damn, and here I was hoping for a "happy" ending.

>tfw every time I find something to ava their image count is unusable or I get cockblocked by the loli rule

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>shitposting calmed down after people started bringing up Poopy pen Paul's dirty laundry

>>9477396
Defy the odds, play loli and make me a happy man.

>>9477318
>He giggles at her gentle licking while turning to her, nodding before having an idea.
Then why don't you come to my place so I can cook something for you, unless you don't have time?
>He asked with a sile while gently ruffling her red mane.

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>>9477328
We should continue that some time this weekend.
I know you can't really overlook me so lets try this saturday. How about it little man?

>>9477396
As long as there's no genitalia visible, I think it's fair game.

>>9476473
>>9476475
>>9476497
>>9476500
>>9476517
>>9476529
>>9476558
>>9476585
>>9476587
>>9476589

Pull out brown,
show the town.

Haven't you heard that axiom, you fucking whippersnappers?

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>>9477332
(I'll cobble something together in paint one of these days.)
>>9477336
(It's terminal.)

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>>9477328
I have plenty of honor, thank you.

>>9477406
>Bringing up Paul while Jinx is here so he can throw another tantrum.
Fun Fact: Paul isn't smart enough to stop after he gets what he wanted, shit poster at least stopped when Fronk left. Paul will never stop, not until he wraps that noose around his neck and kicks that chair.

>>9477196
>Anon gawked at the skeletal beauty before him. He was so in awe, that he forgot all about the events that led to his untimely demise. He was just glad that there was an afterlife, and that he'd made into the Land of The Remembered, rather than...whatever the alternative was. Probably something bad. Now, what was that about a wish?
Within reason, huh?
>Anon pondered a few moments for what he might wish for. Even if he wanted to, coming back to life probably wasn't an option. This was actually a tough decision. He kept on thinking and thinking until his eyes fell back upon Muerte's heavenly form. Or, rather, her posterior. The goddess's backside was pleasantly plump and round, swinging this way and that with each sway of her virile hips. The fabric and shape of her dress somehow made it stand out even more, the garment covering it fully, but loosely. Anon could feel a boner building as he suddenly had an interesting idea.
I...have my wish...

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>>9477431
No problemo.

>>9477318
>The anon would wrap it arms around the tired pokemon, Tired aswell from the intense love making, Petting her back gently before nodding off

(That was fun, Sorry if it was abit too quick, But i enjoyed it!)

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>>9477429
>Giggling, she just nuzzled right into his neck, his petting more than comforting her.
You're my master, anon. Of course I have time for you.

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>>9477462
Says the Shrine Maiden who goes around bullying Youkai for their lunch money.

>>9477501
(I'm glad you enjoyed it anon. See you around!) -Zoroark

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>>9477598
They deserve it.

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There isn't an age limit in here is there?

>>9477579
>He nodded one more time, blushing slightly at her nuzzling against his neck before taking her hand and guide her towards his place that wasn't very far from there.
Sure thank you Zoroa.
>He said with a smile as they were walking towards the master's home. After a couple of minutes, they reached his place and walked through the front door, leading them to the living room.
Well feel like home, I will be in the kitchen cooking you some meat~.
>He said with a smile before placing a kiss on the top of her head and heading to the kitchen.

>>9477668
YOU WOULDN'T FUCK A PRESCHOOLER

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>>9477478
Hopefully I see you, I don't think my neck could stand being angled downwards all day if I search for you.

>>9477668
Not as long as you keep that exact age to yourself, no.

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>>9477668
Lolis allowed! Just be careful what you show off young lady.

>>9477668
I need the Oppai loli, it sustains me.

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>>9477698
*Autistic Screeching*

>>9477637
Rude.

hey /erp/.
I've been going here since the threads were on /b/. I have something to say.

I'm dying.

Im suffering from terminal brain cancer, and there's no way to treat it.
so, I'm gonna die within the next month or so. this is gonna be my last post on this thread.

it was fun.

see you, space cowboy.

>>9477449
Axiom? Holy fuck, Old man. Were you alive when the first bacteria formed?

>>9477716
Bye bye

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>>9477715
You know you love me you short stack.

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>>9477715

>>9477716
Ryuko?

>>9477716
You're gonna carry that weight.

Happy trails, mate.

>>9477711
DMG best loli

Lurkers, AWAKEN!

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>>9477695
Duuhhh! Who would?

>>9477699
Kay! I'll say I'm in middle school then

>>9477711
You got it pointy hat lady!

>>9477714
Just don't eat me please!

>>9477735
gay

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>>9477752
Toon DMG best loli*

>>9477766
God's speed kid, God's speed.

>>9477744
>Rance comes in...
...socks?

>>9477766
holy fucking shit

>>9477766
>I'll say I'm in middle school then
Just letting you know you should be reaaaaal careful about saying things like that around here, even if it's obviously in the context of roleplay.

>>9477766
Just remember to use those funbags only for the greater good of /ERP/.

>>9477766

I want to assfuck a middle schooler

>>9477796
OLD LADY!

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>>9477805
Dun say stuff like that! It's bad words..

>>9477824
Kay! Then I'm
>Ambulance drives by
years old!

>>9477851
Funbags? Whatcha mean?

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>>9477671
>Finally bring brought to her master's home, she looked around curiously. She never had the freedom to explore a human's household, or at least, with their consent without being considered an intruder. She looked over his furniture, he unique electronics, and even at the photos he had framed. Tossing herself onto his couch, she stretched out and yawns, relaxing on something that was more comfortable than the forest floor, save for her massive mane.

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>>9477796

Toon DMG is adorable.

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>>9477790
Ding Ding Ding. You got it right on the bullseye Anon.

>>9477888
>pokes her left then her right breast with his index finger
These things.

>>9477888
He's talking about how huge your chest is!

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>>9477906
Toon Doggo is adorable!

>>9477888
How does a middle schooler get a bombshell body like that anyways?

>>9477906
Kibbles is adorable!

>>9477914
Niceu
Do I win a prize

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>>9477916
>Squeaked, blinking as I looked down as my oversized breasts squished together in the tight blouse.
Ohhh! Yeah! They're like.. bigger than my mommy too!

>>9477920
Then just say that silly! They aren't very fun..just heavy. I stumble a lot cause of em.

>>9477930
I dunno! It just kinda like..happened!

>>9477951

Nuh uh, anon! I'm too tubby to be!

>>9477924

Not you too with the a-word, but hello DMG! Hope you have had a nice evening so far.

>>9477914
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining me! Amen!

Does Chinese takeout anon happen to be around, by any chance?

>>9478024
We could order a pizza if you want.

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>>9477973
For now, nothing.
But if you come in tomorrow, you can get something you've never experienced before.
>>9478012
(Why must you constantly give me lyrics? It's like you want me to break out into a song.)

>>9477904
>The took just a couple of minutes to cook the meat and place it on a plate, humming he took the plate and walked up to the living room, smirking at the Zoroark laying on the couch. With a smile he took a seat on it too, being careful to not sit on her before placing the plate in front of her.
Comfortable enough?
>He asked jokingly while gently running a hand above her stomach.

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>>9478009
I finished Paper Mario TTYD, now I'm chilling here. So far so good, even if my opinions on the game made one of my friends kinda salty

>>9477993
The boys at your school haven't...done anything to you, have they?

>>9477993
You should be proud! They look really, really nice!

>>9477993
>notices her oversized breasts
What are they putting in the water these days.
>starts feeling a slow tightening in my pants
Uh oh...

>>9478046
That sounds like a real scam, you know? If I wasn't smart enough to know otherwise, I'd be suspicious.

>>9478046
>break out into song
/erp/ sings when?

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>>9478066
Huh? I mean they tease me and look at me more funny than the other girls..

>>9478100
Oh! I always thought I was a weirdo cause of em

>>9478118
You okay mister? You started mumblin to yourself..

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>>9478063
Anything other than a perfect 10 is an unacceptable opinion.

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>>9478197
... I already lost one friend tonight. I'ma keep my mouth full of cock and not my opinions

>>9478118
UH OH
SPAGHETTIO

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>>9478035
That'd be sweet.

Maybe next time, though. I promised Takeout anon I'd be here tonight to continue our session from last time.

>>9478187
But they haven't like, touched you or anything, right?

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>What's good, my dudes?

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>>9478063
I forgot that I got a copy of that a few months back.
It's at home though so I won't be playing it for at least a few months.

>>9478246
>Dementia
They told me not to stick my dick in crazy. I refuse to listen.

>>9478227
I'm only teasing you. Getting ANGERY over how you felt about a video game is silly.

>>9478063

I have yet to play it myself, but I understand the earlier series of games were a joy to play and visually amazing for the more simplified look to the art. I may one day pick it up and try to finish it. Hopefully they weren't too grumpy though as all our different opinions is what makes us special!

I'm going to finish Little Nightmares tonight or Prey and both have been excellent experiences I feel confident recommending. Alas enjoy your time here and I hope to play a little tonight if the mood takes me.

>Steps up to hug DMG tight and smooches her cheek before nuzzling the canine's damp, cool nose into her friends.

>>9478187
Nope! They're totally cool and make lots of people looking right now feel great! Don't they ever feel nice sometimes?

>>9478246
The formatting of that card continues to trigger me, but otherwise alright, I guess.

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>>9478145
Oh well, you still need to wait. TTTYL, got some comp matches to play.
>>9478177
Never.

>>9478009
>I'm too tubby to be!
Non sense! No such thing when it comes to you, Kibbles!

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>>9478177

IF I WERE A RICH MAN...

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Which one would you fug?

>>9478353
The palmtree.

>>9478187
>I cover my crotch in a panic, shame creeping up on me
What!? No, no, I'm fine sweetheart. Thank you for asking, though.

>>9478318
Fine with me, I'll wait and dick down your whole roster eventually.
Have fun losing, gayboy.

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>>9478257
WHO THE FUCK ARE YO-
I mean enjoy the game. I personally don't like it, but I'm sure there's a reason other people do.

>>9478280
Everyone thinks I get angry, I get passionate.
Other then when I'm talking about Dark Souls 2. I get angry at Dark Souls 2

>>9478288
I haven't played either, hope you have fun with it!
>Wiggling against Kibbles snuggle she strokes the top of her head, chuckling and rubbing her cheek to her's as they embrace.
Hope your mood keeps up, love seeing you around <3

>>9478353
I'd rather go make a sandcastle and fuck that first before I did it with either of them.

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>>9478244
Umm...they push me sometimes to watch me stumble and some just poke my boobies to watch em jiggle I guess

>>9478290
Sometimes yeah..when I bounce they do or when I touch them!

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>>9478052
>Sitting up, she sniffed the air for the food he had prepared. It smelt delicious. With a smile of eagerness on her face, she looked down at it, and with her claws alone, she picked it up and took a big bite it. She's tasted raw meat before, but having it cooked and seasoned made the flavors dance around in her mouth like a play in motion. And being so freshly made, it sent her taste buds soaring.
This is amazing... Thank you, master~
(I also must get going now, anon. Sorry. I hope we can continue this tomorrow!)

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>>9478292
>I cobbled it together in Paint, and my editing skills suck ass.
>>9478277
Doooon't listen!
That's how the MAN gets you!

I'm surprised there's no male characters for the fujos

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>>9478374
Eesh. You KNOW who I am, what's your....DMG?
Alright that one was a stretch I admit.
But yaeh I'll give it a shot. Only Paper Mario game I've ever finished is Super Paper Mario from years ago.
I got Sticker Star one year and sold it. Shit was boring.

>>9478374
I can tell you're a bad girl. A really bad girl.

>>9478400
(Oh no problem about that! thank you and see you soon!)

>>9478383
I bet you bounce a ton when you get happy or excited! Or Hyper!

>>9478383
There is NO way those things are real. Take 'em out. I need to see for myself.

>>9478374

My mood is always on the up and up, but I just love to play when the "iron is hot", so to speak. They're great games and Little Nightmare's especially has the nicest yet creepiest art I have seen in sometime. It's always good seeing and chatting with you DMG. I look forward to reading some more of your lewd exploits if you yourself are rping tonight.

>>9478428
Damn you look crazy girl

I like crazy

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>>9478370
Ya sure? You look kinda like I do when I gotta pee super bad!

>>9478454
Ohh yeah! Whenever daddy gives me candy I can't stop movin!

>>9478472
Wha?! No way! They're really real! I'm not like a doll!

>>9478383
Those boobs, I must grope them

>>9478428
And I can't have that, now, can I? Besides, who wouldn't want to get intimate with a sexy villainess such as yourself?

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>>9478231
Hey beautiful angel. Thanks for last night even if i did end it abruptly, I had fun keeping things comfy with you

>>9477322
>Pats the froppy

I know I'm going to get shit for this but....
>Sighs
We need some twink shotas to sit on my face right now.

>>9478517
Does daddy give you tons of candy? Anyone else might not be able to tell, but you must be a really good girl!

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>>9478450
I knew it was you, just making sure if I was seeing a ghost or not.
Well if it helps people that like TTYD hates Sticker Star. So you have that in common!

>>9478452
I'm not a bad girl! I'm a good girl.

>>9478480
I'll have to check out Little nightmares then!
You can PM me anytime on discord if you're bored, I'm not entertaining but we can be bored together.

Doesn't look like anyone's biting tonight, and I am starting to get tired, so I might sleep myself.

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Can i eat your ass?

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>>9478537
Oh hey!
Don't worry about it, it was still a lot of fun regardless.
How are you doing tonight?

>>9478246
How does a Frogjob work?

>>9478565
Really? Don't give me doggie eyes. I'm not falling for that. I know you're a bad girl.

>>9478577
Takao ava when?

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When are you people going to give facesittinganon an actual name like Milky Wilky? Does he need to say something stupid like "Slurpy Derpy"?

>>9478582
I'm good. Just woke up from a nap, now just lurking the thread to see if something gets me going. How about you?

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>>9478526
I meaannnn... if you're Black Hat.. then sure, go ahead!!
>>9478584
>Imagine a blowjob.
>Now add a frog tongue.

>>9478615
That's Chat

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>>9478565
Nah, no ghost. More like a zom- er, drifter at this point. Figure I'll pop in here and there. The threads needed bad puns, I could see
>>9478428
(I didn't even know who the hell this gal was until last night and I already have a new waifu after watching the shorts)

>>9478615
Shut up Poopie Pen Paul

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>>9478612
Takao is waifu

>>9478615
There's more than one Anon that likes facesitting.

Frankly I was unaware there were Anons that didn't like it.

>>9478636
Well, I'm broke as fuck, so she can't rob me at least...

>>9478636
Black...Hat? Never heard of him.

>>9478517
I do?
>The girl's innocent concern was charming, but I needed to bolt from the scene quickly. Thankfully, her comment allowed me to do just that.
You're right hun, I gotta hit the bathroom real bad!
>I dart away from the crazily buxom young woman and find myself a secluded area to "relieve" myself at.

>>9478651
Fucking rude

>>9478658
I wouldn't say I don't like it. But it gets brought up a lot and frankly it's starting to sound like the same guy over and over again. Or maybe I just have filters in my eyes.

>>9478374
Oh, no, no. I meant it'd be silly for me to get mad over your taste in games.

>>9478657
She is.
I need her.

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>>9478633
Naps are good, even though they tend to mess up my sleep schedule.

I was also just lurking, waiting for my chinese takeout anon to show up, since I promised him we'd continue our session tonight.

They might not be around though, so I guess we'll just see how things turn out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

>>9478577
>tfw asked an anon to use her a long ago
>someone posts a pic of her

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What are the consensus of muscles in /erp/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MgDnzaC6jw

What is ERP listening to?

>>9478690
I bring it up, but I'm not even playing today, just lurking waiting for avas I like.

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>>9478725
Fit girls are love.
Hyper-Muscle fucking sucks.

>>9478725
In moderation, please. As in, not this.