/TLHG/ - The Loud House General Scratching The Butt Edition

Luan>Luna>everyone else

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I want Luan Loud to mother my children!

Reminder 14 is the optimal breeding age.

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This is my wife. Her name is Lori.

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>>9472350
I seriously think she would be a great and fun mom

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She's a treasure

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>>9472407
Hi bobby.

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>>9472427

The treasure was a trap!

>>9472450
Is he the original Lorifag?

>>9472411
Only when you're a kid she'd be that mom you'd hate as a teenager and she'd probably be a Klingy college mom.

>>9472450
>>9472493
Episode where Bobby has to defend Lori on the internet WHEN?

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>>9472520
>You'll never shitpost with Bobby on /tlhg/

>>9472350
>>9472411
I wish I had a mom like Luan.

>>9472493
Sadly the OG Lorifag is Clyde. He liked Lori before she started to date Bobby. It was mentioned in the show that it was raining the day she first started going out with Bobby, and he was wearing Swede shoes so that as a double nigger, he could get double fucked.

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>Nick decides to try and get some major pandering points
>"We're going to be the first kids channel to have a children's cartoon character full on come out as gay!"
>"Let's use the show that already has gay characters in it, just to be safe."
>Thus it is decided that one of the Loud girls is going to come out as gay in a "very special episode"

Who is it and how does the episode go?

>>9472566
I don't know, but whichever sister it is, her fags will forever be assmad.

Louds for maternity;
Luan
Luna


Louds who will probably kill the baby;
Leni
Lynn
Lucy

Louds who will neglect the baby;
Lori

>>9472566
Leni would probably be too stupid to understand why chicks don't go together.

>>9472594
They'd probably try to avoid the sisters boys most likely like so funny enough Lynn and Luna would be safe. So they'd probably pick Luan or Leni since well Lori already has a boyfriend and so does Lucy sorta with Rocky/Edwin. I imagine with the younger sisters it wouldn't work with shoe horsing in the lol my girlfriend. Although I still think the best choice would be Lincoln himself as the gay one.

>>9472559

There needs to be an ep when Clyde gets over Lori.

>>9472674
>They'd probably try to avoid the sisters boys most likely like
Why would they give a hoot about that?

>>9472566
Lori, Leni, and Lucy are 100% confirmed to like and date boys.
Lincoln and Clyde are confirmed to like girls.
The twins, Lisa, and Lily are too young for this romance bullshit.

That leaves Luna, Luan, and Lynn.
Luan would actually be the safest of them to go with. Luna and Lynn may both seem "too stereotypical" which will only get some backlash, and because everyone would bring up the tutor episode anyway, Luan had the most muted reaction towards him.

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>>9472600
>Louds who will probably kill the baby;
>Leni

Are you implying Leni won't make a great mom?

>>9472600
> The Loud who looks after Lily the most is the one "who will neglect the baby"

You wot m8?

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>>9472600
You don't know what you're talking about, Lynn would be the perfect mother.

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>"Can you guess the song, anon?"
>It was a game both of you loved to play. She played the instrumental version of a song and you have to guess what song is.
>"OK, let's see if you can give me some challenge today"
>Luna started playing a song
>"You kidding? Cretin family by The Ramones"
>"Ok, dude. Let's see if you can guess this one"
>She played another song.
>"Not to touch the earth, The Doors"
>"Jeez, dude. Seems you have done your homework. Ok, here I go again"
>She just could play 4 notes and you already knew the answer
>"SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND" you screamed like a crazy person
>Both of you started laughing
>"You know I love that song. Why add it to the game then?"
>"Sometimes you just have to make the public happy"
>"Thanks, Luna. You did that work perfectly"
>"Hey, anon. What about one more?"
>"Sure thing."
>She grabbed her acoustic guitar and start playing
>"Ok, I don't know this one"
>"You really don't? You dissapointed me, anon. Is David Bowie"
>"Oh, yeah. The guy who died a year ago. I have to listen to him"
>"I can borrow you the album if you want"
>"That would be awesome, but... Can you play the song for me?"
>"Oh, I can't. Your first time has to be with him. It's perfect"
>"Come on, 'dude'. Play it. I love how you sing. Besides, that guy is dead. I can listen to him any time. But the great Luna singing live on the Loud House? Might not happen again"
>Sigh
>"Fine, anything for the fans"

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Leni would make a fantastic mother!

>>9472791

>She starts playing the song

"Didn't know what time it was the lights were low. I leaned back on my radio.
Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll 'lotta soul,
He said

Then the loud sound did seem to fade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive

There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

I had to phone someone so I picked on you
Hey, that's far out so you heard him too!
Switch on the TV
We may pick him up on channel two

Look out your window I can see his light
If we can sparkle he may land tonight
Don't tell your poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright

There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
>...
>The song ended.
>"That was fantastic"
>"Thanks, dude"
>"Love it, really. Better than Bowie... I think"
>"Stop, that's too much"
>Both of you are smiling at each other
>"Hey, anon. A friend of mine is doing a tribute to Pink Floyd this week, do you want to-"
>"Anon, here you are. Time to go"
>"Sure thing, Leni. Hey, where you asking me something, Luna?"
>"No, nothing"
>"OK, see you later. Thanks for the album"
>Luna is now alone in her room.
>She took her guitar and she singed
>"Inspirations have I none, just to touch the flaming dove, all I have is my love of love."
>...
>"And love is not loving"

>>9472801
>putting the entire lyrics of the song in to pad up the fic

>>9472795
what if Lilly is actually Leni's daughter

>>9472566
Let's just ignore Study Muffin for now.

It can't be Lily, of course. And it can't be Lucy, because she has Edwin and Rocky; it can't be Lori, because she has Bobby. It can't be Lana, because they don't want to perpetuate the butch lesbian stereotype. I doubt they intend Lisa to have a sexuality at all.

That leaves Lola, Leni, Luan, and maybe Lynn and Luna. If you really want to avoid stereotypes, I think Luan would be the way to go. If you want to score points with the SocJus crowd, Leni might be a better choice; SocJus will politely ignore the elephant in the room, i.e. her stupidity, and pretend that she has no flaws, so she'll be the flawless gay girl that they all want.

>>9472842
Wasn't that already canon?

>>9472791

feels like she friendzone you by calling you a fan

haha

>>9472842
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12399668/1/The-Blooming-Lily

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>>9472842
What if Lily grows up to become Lilly?

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Hey /TLHG/ how are you today?
im 1

>>9472831
I wasn't going to, but it was more than 2000 without them, so why not?

>>9472867
t. eme

>>9472842
Then that would open up a nasty can of worms. Who is the daddy? How did everyone in the family find out? How did they take it? So many questions.

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>>9472867
None of those. More like this.

>>9472801
>entire lyrics of the song
This is why lewd fan-fics are superior

>>9472867
A constant never ending state of 8

>>9472895
suck my cock dude

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>>9472867
10

>>9472922
sup frogposter?

>>9472758
>>9472845
How do you think they could pull of an episode about a character coming out though?
Like, what could the plot be?

Especially in something so lighthearted. Would they be able to have an episode where one of them reveals they have such feelings without being too melodramatic?
I feel like Loud House may be able to do it since they already normalize the gayness of Clyde's parents, so I imagine they could have a coming out situation without it being some huge drama thing.

>>9472867
Rolling. If 0 I am not Lincoln at all.

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>>9472895
It was already more than 2000 words, so why not?

But I guess I can't make everyone happy.

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>>9472946
What are you fucking gay?

>>9472697
Because they don't want to drive away there target audience for set charecter s there's probably charts on this for market research.

>>9472877
Hi anon :^)

>>9472772
They're morons who ignore how often Leni is trusted to watch over Lily.

>>9472966
Trying to make everyone happy just makes nobody happy.

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>>9472772
>That string of short stories we had where Leni kept killing Lily by accident
Good times...

Reminder Leni is directly responsible for the death of the pet fish the Louds had before the show the started.

>>9473030
That was a great episode.

>>9473030
Fish are shit tier pets anyway.

>>9473006
No shit anon.

If I cared about what mean anons say, I would kill myself.

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>>9472966
> it was already long, so I padded it out more
I honestly don't give a shit, but that doesn't strike me as good reasoning.

You could have just posted the first verse or something. Like,
> "Didn't know what time it was the lights were low. I leaned back on my radio.
> "Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll 'lotta soul,
> "He said..."
> the song continues, and its lyrics describe [thing]
> you try to settle and get comfortable, but something about the music makes you want to move
> you end up wiggling your foot and tapping your fingers to the rhythm
> (etc, continue describing things, or just add an ellipsis or something)
> "Let all the children boogie! La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la..."
> she finishes with a [insert a way to finish a song]
> "That was fantastic"
> "Thanks, dude"
Then proceed from there as normal.

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Give me a reason to live /TLHG/...

>>9473073
They are living beings though.

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>>9472350
What about Leni?

>>9473109
you wont get to see the spic house episode

>>9473109
Quality incest fanart and shitposts!

>>9473136
She killed a pet fish.

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>>9472427

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>>9473109

You just posted one.

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>>9473109
Chicken?

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>>9473109
The people who love you, but if you do not have anyone just kill yourself.

>>9473184
>Lenifag telling someone to kill them self.

Really activates your almonds.

>>9472959
The way I'd imagine it is by having whichever sister that ends up being gay mentions in the beginning of the episode that they're bringing over someone they met while it's hinted that she means that special someone. The rest of the episode consists of that person meeting the rest of the siblings so as to set them up for future episodes.

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>you will never do favors for Luna and she gives you "handies" at night in the basement as a reward

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>second to last digit
0, she escapes and you struggle to hold her down without any bonds
1-4, she gets her hand ties off and you have to hold her down
5-8, she gets the gag off and you have to hold her mouth shut
9, she's completely restrained

>last digit
0-4, vaginal rape
5-8, anal rape
9, both

>>9473209
kys

>>9473228
SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK

>>9473228
Rolling.

>>9473232
>kysfag is a Lenifag
Well, that explains a lot.

>>9473232
That's what I figured. All makes sense now.

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>>9473109
Because there's a maximum provable Kolmogorov complexity in ZFC, i.e., a number L such that we can't prove that any binary string has a higher Kolmogorov complexity than L. If that doesn't make you sit back and think "what the fuck," maybe you really should kill yourself.

>>9473228
God of rape, guide me

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>>9473228
uff, it's rape time!!

>9473228
I don't want to rape her! I want to set her free and then have consensual sex with her!

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>>9473300
fuck

>>9473228
>>9473308

>>9473232
get out underage reee

>>9472791
>>9472801
Love it
I crave for more Anon-Luna greens and fics

>>9473228
Dubs and I save her from you fucks

>>9473327
>le reeeeeee

return to reddit

>>9473336
No dubs so you literally hold her down and anally rape her. How does that make you feel anon?

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Whatcha doin Anon?

>>9473368
Kms

>>9473370
Admiring you.

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>>9473370
Just sitting here, thinkin' about you!

>>9473228
If drawfags roll they should draw their results. Same for writefags.

>>9473109
Because if you kill yourself, I will kill you.

>>9473232
kys

>>9473370
Raping you apparently.

>>9473415
Edgy.

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>>9473224

>>9473404
>>9473228

>>9472867
Where's the option for soul crushing depression?

>>9473433
kys

>>9473448
No

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Hey guys, your favorite sister is Lola, what's yours?

>>9473441
between 7 and 8

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>>9473457

>>9473457
not Lola

>>9473471
Welcome to 4chan.

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>>9473457
Raymond.

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>>9473457

>>9473483
Yeah, but... it doesn't have to be this way, you know.

>>9473404
Second. Come on guys. I wanna see what you can do.

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>>9473224
>"MORE handies, bro?"
>"c'mon! I'll... I'll do your laundry tomorrow!"
>"Are you just trying to sniff my panties, Link?"
>"..."

>"...alright, climb in. Don't wake Luan up."

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>>9473457

Luan.

>>9473491
Doug Heffernan is better.

>>9473457
Literally all of them except Lola.

>>9473454
Ok then, have a good day

Its hard to decide on a favorite

>>9473519
No he aint

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>>9473519
Everyone loves Raymond.

>>9472801
More?

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>>9473508
I'd consider it, but I couldn't possibly write about rape, let alone rape of Luan. It's just the exact opposite of what arouses me.

>>9473228
I'll give it a go

>>9473088
Sounds good, anon. Thanks for the advice.

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>>9473511
>Luna the Chill Handjob Sis
>Lincoln the Masturbatory Addict

This is a theme I can get behind.

Taking non lewd fic requests while decifing where to go wi be dragon ball crossover

>>9473648
Something something Bulma's panties

>>9473457
Loud Harold is my favorite Loud.

>>9473618
Thanks dude

>>9473658
Shat does this have to do with the loud house

>>9473228
Sorry Luan, it's nothing personal

>>9473618
What does arouse you then?

>>9473648
Luna gets the hiccups.

>>9473691
Type in english, faggot

I need to comprehend while masturbating, thanks

>>9473228
rollin

>>9472959
Let's assume that for the sake of demonstration, it's Luan.

> Episode starts with Luan walking home. Luan's "secret" girlfriend sees her and runs up to her. Stealth hug or some other cute bullshit. She's curious about the house that Luan keeps avoiding letting her see.
> Luan panics, not ready for her to meet her family yet and tries to make up some stupid excuse. Before she can even finish, she see's Vanzilla coming down the road. Dad is back with her 7 younger siblings.
> Panicking again and not thinking straight, Luan rushes her into the house and upstairs to try and hide her from her family. She slams the door behind her, and locks them in.
> Her girlfriend is casually walking around the room looking at stuff, and Luan is running around after her trying to hide all her dorky stuff from her cool girlfriend.
> Luan is also explaining that she's not embarrassed by her girlfriend at all, it's her family she's embarrassed about. She thinks they're going to be weird like the times Bobby or Ronnie Anne or Rusty first came over, and then they'll have the whole talk about "You know? Tweet tweet, buzz buzz." and that's why they're just going to hide upstairs and wait it out now and the rest of the family
> "You know I'm chilling out up here, right dudes?"
> Luna happily greets the girlfriend, but Luan is just begging her to leave. Luna tells her to chill out.
> "I'm all about people repping the L word sis. Ain't got to hide it round me!"
> "Ha ha... That's great Luna, but please can you just Lea..."
> "Cos I believe in a thing called love Dude!"
> "Oh, that L word...."
> "Dude, love is beautiful man, and you gotta share the love sis! Come on, I'll introduce ya-"
> "NO!".
[1/2]

>>9473699
Huh. Nothing personnel Luan...

>>9473618
Could do consensual bdsm

>>9473753
> Talk between Luan and Luna gets heated arguing about Luan being all word. Luan's voice raises loud enough on the word "girlfriend" to catch Lori's attention, and the rest of the siblings crash into the room and see the girlfriend.
> Rest of the episode is Luan trying to act super stoic and serious while getting increasingly red with embarrassment, and her girlfriend, noticing how stressed out Luan is getting, goes to excuse herself.
> Luan is angry she's gone home and blames the family. Luna talks to her and says "Dude, the freak on a leash is you sis. You're getting so heated on us making your girl uncomfortable, it's you who's making it weird yo."
> Blah blah, Luan catches up and apologises. Finally makes the first joke of the episode to make her girlfriend laugh (That's why she likes her goofball.) They hold hands to romantic music, which causes Luan to shout at Luna who has followed them with their guitar. Luna tells them that food is getting cold if they still want some, and they return back to the family. Meal shows everyone being their own embarrassing selves, but that's ok, but that's just how they are.

tl;dr - Keeping her girlfriend a secret isn't anything to do with her sexuality, which is ultimately glossed over by the family, but just about typical "Oh god they're going to think I'm weird when they meet my family" stuff. But the layout of the episode can still have that "special episode" vibe to it by having her wanting to keep her relationship a secret out of fear of family reactions or whatever

>>9473333
Thanks, anon. It was my first time doing something with her. Glad you like it
>>9473613
I don't know.
This was just because an anon was joking about a love triangle with Leni, anon and Luna in the last thread.

There's a chance I do more of it for the anon X Leni comic I'm going to do.

>>9473708
I can try but. I'm not sure how to go bout it

>>9473759
If you're going to do something, then do it right.

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>>9473699
> those digits

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>>9473228
You call it rape, but we know the kinda girl Luan really is!

>>9473648
Lisa constantly building machines that Lynn just rips apart and calls her a nerd. Leni is buu. Lincoln is yamcha

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W H E R E
I S
T H E
I N C E S T

>>9473851
>justifying your rape
It's okay to say you want to rape her anon. This is a safe space.

>>9473861
What incomprehensible bullcrap is this?

Im just asking for oneshot ideas.

>>9473897
We dont have any

>>9473897
Ask your mother. No I'm being serious. Ask her and tell me what happens. It'll be funny.

>>9473913
Really?

>>9473924
Record it also >>9473897

>>9473942
Yep. As a matter of fact there never was any incest, just family bonding

>>9473648
Lynn wanting to kiss Lincoln but she wants to make it look like an accident.

>>9473511
>After a while, Lincoln feels like he should return the favor and help Luna with her masturbation
>He does well enough for her to grow addicted to it, causing her to start climbing into his bed at night.

What then?

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>>9473967
I'm glad to be apart of a fandom that reflects my Christian valus.

>>9473897
Incest? In MY /tlhg/?

>>9473967
>>9474049
What it's this then!?
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=incest

>>9474089
Hey! Stop that! I'm okay with porn by this is just naughty.

Where's SB99?

>>9474089
That is just extreme family bonding

>>9473904
But I don't want to anon.
I wanna just snuggle with her in my arms and tell her she means so much to me.

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>>9474129
>second to last digit
0-6, you hug her
7-9, you accidentally break her neck trying to hug her

>last digit
0-3, she giggles
4-7, she makes a pun
8, she says she loves you
9, all of the above

>>9474129
Be a man and rape her!

>>9474192
kys

>>9474192
rolling

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>>9473897

>Incest
>2017

>>9474253
>that body
she's lanky

>>9474038
Why incest tho?

>>9474275
Better than retarded like Leni.

>>9474279
why not?

>>9474230
Kys

>>9474296
It is not really my thing

>>9474306
No

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>>9474279
You're too fussy to be a man without ideas.

>>9474192
Lola please

does Lori teach her younger sisters how to please a man and if so do they use Lincoln for practice

>>9474335
Yes

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>>9474339
yes

>>9474336

Well some of it is confusion, part paranoia i wont give them what they expect, and then my fussyness is because i dont like doing certain things

Would you read a fic titled "Leni's Secret Fires"?

>>9474358
Yes - eventually to the point where he become the 'man' in their love lives.

>>9474364
No thanks

>>9474089
A tag that's sometimes barely even remembered to be added because it's so abundant and redundant.

>>9474358
>>9474386
i'd read a fic based on this

>>9474401
I didnt ask you, im telling you to kys

OCEAN MAN

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Dubs.

>>9474192
rolleroni

>>9474431
No

>>9474358
fic when?

>>9474431
No thanks mongoloid

>>9474500
>>9474504
Do it you faggots

>>9474192
doing this

>>9474538
Nah

>>9474358
There is a family tradition that every girl must go through that on there thirteenth birthday. This tradition started with Luna.

>>9474556
Yes

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Dubs.

>>9474613
Nah

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>>9473706
Top tier: Vanilla is best. Body heat, glasses, mouths, braces, teeth, tongues, smiles, love, comfort, trust. Also, impregnation. Also, breasts, but that's kinda the default.

High tier: Genderplay and transformations (think breast expansion, boy-to-girl, or girl-to-futa;) lewdness in public; cum on clothes (consensually or otherwise;) surprise boobgrabs (consensually or otherwise.)

Those last two are the closest I come to liking rape, and that's not very close at all.

>>9473769
It did occur to me, but I think I'm just naturally averse to physical restraints. It sounds uncomfortable. What happens if your nose itches or something gets in your eye? Or if you just wanna shift your body weight a little? I'd be too distracted to be aroused.

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>>9474623

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>>9474275
SHE'S A KILLER
QUEEEEEEEEEEEN

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Who do you think will write Relative Chaos?
I'm hoping for Karla, Whitney and Sammie, Bob Mittenthal, Gloria Shen, Alec, maybe even Savino. Any of these together.
I think they could make the episode at least enjoyable when it's about a bunch of characters I don't care about

>>9474473
>>9474625

go away, Trapshit.

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>>9474643
oh fuck

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>>9474275
It's part of what makes her beautiful.

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>>9474643

>>9474628
Those are some good tier taste my friend

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>>9474473

Amateur as usual.

>>9474626
Yah

>>9474623
Wait, what medicine?

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>>9474643
oh no

>>9474643

I see Lincoln is going to be Luna's dog for the night.

>>9474761
nobody knows

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>>9474676
>>9474735
Pfft haha i was just pretending, as always.

Here, check 'em.

>>9474757
Nah

>>9474802

Nice 802 GET!

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>>9474815
Thanks, now check these dubs.

>>9474802

wow, way to fail Trapslut.

Here we go again...

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Teodora is a loser that can't get dubs

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>>9474834
Why are you so obsessed with traps? Do you like them?

>>9474832
>>/o/ut

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>>9474832
i am not impressed you dubs lusting whore.

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>>9474832
>>9474865
You're really just embarrassing yourselves at this point.

>>9474865
Go away Marcela, my dubs demand it.
>>9474882
You're trans.
>>9474891
Nice try.

What the hell are dubs? Keep hearing about them but no idea what they are.

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>>9473109
-The fact that it's possible you're making someone else's life dull (mainly your parents and siblings if any) when you go sudoku.
-When you die, you can't tell where you're going and because of it, it's possible that it's something worse than you are currently facing.
-Speaking of death and where you go afterwards, this might be the only plane of existence where you can see your Loudfu, able to jerk off, play vidya, and whatever things you like.
-When you reach a moment in life that makes you happy in a good way, it would feel like you just won the lottery and there's nothing that can top that.

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>>9474903
Damn it i forgot my pic.

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>>9474907
These are

>>9474868

why are you so obsessed with posting in places where you're not wanted? is it because you're desperately trying to find someone else who loves your wannabe MLP Waifu?

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>>9474931
Fuck lets try agian

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>>9474938
>MLP
Stop.

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>>9474913
Thanks anon i think i have good reasons now

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Marcela is best girl

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>>9473136
>She would likely give rat poison to an infant
I literally would have any other sister that can actually read.

>>9474192
Let me love you Luan!

>>9474959

they were quite receptive of you despite Teodora being an Equestria Girls ripoff.

>>9474938
Yeah, because giving the fag attention is gonna make him leave.

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I just want you all to know that I'm in love with this clown because she is perfect. I want to give her a kiss.

>>9474192
Here I come.

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>>9474931
IF DUBS WE LENI BOMB THIS SHIT THREAD

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>>9474955
Nice.

>>9475019
Why are Lenifags so easily triggered?

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>>9474832

It's time to stop.

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>>9474963
Why is Lars so perfect?

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>>9475019
Do it, i dare you.

>>9475031
kys, you caused this by giving that mlp guy attention

If dubs, we post chickens.

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>>9475043
sorry bitch he is already taken.

>>9475019
reroll

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>>9475066
TIME FOR A LENI BOMB BOIS

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>>9475062
>selfcest

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>>9474978
Man, I'm not even sure what to think of this.

>>9475055
I have never told the teodorafag to avatarfag. I only talk to him. He does it on his own whim.

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*blocks your path*

>>9475105
you give him attention and thus condoned this faggorty

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>every single time they give attention to this mlpfag and help him ruin the thread
>inb4 what else are we gonna do
>inb4 it was already shit
>inb4 kys

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>>9475123
No, THIS is how you block paths.

>>9475153
What else are we gonna do? It was already shit. kys!

>>9475105
>I only talk to him
Holy shit you are retarded.

>I never told him to shoot the guy, I only gave him a gun and ammo, even though it was obvious he was gonna shoot him
That's what you sound like

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>>9475159
*forces the path open*

>>9475153

at least we have a Leni bomb to bump the thread quality upward.

course, we wouldn't need it if Teofag would take his shitty MLP-wannabe of a Waifu and fuck off.

>>9475153
its all 40kfaggots fault, he needs to kill himself

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>>9475201
*Blacks your path*

>>9475187
Would Lucy pleasure herself while spying on Lincoln and Ronnie having sex?

>>9475229
Who does this nigga think he is? Barging into someone else's house slamming open doors.

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Ronniecoln is cannon

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>>9475201
>>9475229

Stop slamming up the doors!

>>9475251
He's black, it's how he defaults to opening doors.

>>9475248
yes and she would get addicted doing it

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>>9475229
*Lincoln Log the way in*

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>>9475252
wrong, but this is

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*blocks your stairway*

>>9475268
I can't believe i'm black

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>>9475252
Is loudcest OVER??

>>9475229
Where's all the art of Clyde getting his boypuss torn up?

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I want to watch Megas XLR with Luna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY8MEesdADE

>>9475252
Where did you get this?

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Stop Leni bombing

>>9475305
Loudcest was over when she first appeared on the show

>>9475338
the Booru

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>>9475344
No fuck this and fuck you

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>>9475344

Stop telling me to stop doing things.

>>9475302

Korean Leni a cute!

Continuation of The Curse
https://pastebin.com/7CC5Wk18
Starts at Line 105

>Lincoln sat in his parent's bedroom, on the side of their bed
>His father sat next to him
>Both were obviously uncomfortable talking about it
>"Why does this keep happening to me?"
>Lynn Sr. takes a deep breath and slowly shakes his head
>"Well son, I don't know. This sort of thing just happens to the men of the family."
>"What was it like when it happened to you?"
>"No different than what you're going through right now."
>"They call me names."
>"I'm sure they do. They called me many names."
>Lynn Sr. sighed deeply, the painful memories of his youth flooded back to him
>"Names like Pussy Pounder, Titty Sucker, Thigh Diver, Clit Commando and..."
>He was getting choked up. The nicknames really cut him deep
>"...and Godcock, Slayer of Virgins."
>Lincoln slowly nodded, he remembers Dana calling him a Titty Sucker, earlier
>"Was mom effected by it?"
>"No, son, thankfully I didn't meet your mother until much later."
>"So it doesn't last forever?"
>Lynn Sr. wrapped his arm around Lincoln's shoulder
>"It does not. That is why you must keep your chin up, son. No matter how dark it may seem right now, it does get better."
>Lincoln looked up at his dad, a smile stretched across his face
>It was comforting knowing that he wasn't alone
>It was even more comforting knowing that it will end eventually
>They hug
>"Thank you, dad."
>"Any time, son."
>Lincoln hops off the bed and out the door
>Lynn Sr. sighs, a tear rolls down his cheek
>He wouldn't wish this curse on his worst enemy

>>9475361
Were some screenshots of the episode released

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>>9475344
>>9475381
>Mudered someone in cold blood like a nigger
>Did time in prison
>Does drugs
>Is pro Muslim immigrants


Why does /pol/ care what this guy says again?

>>9475411
no idea I just got it from the booru

>>9475302
>Leni visits 2chan

>>9475411
there was an entire trailer

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>>9472859
>becoming worst girl

I can think of no crueler fate.

>>9475315
Clyde is usually on top in most things. His boypuss is rarely on display and it's a shame

>>9473109
To see new episodes on TLH.

>>9475437
That part wasn't in the trailer

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*time travels in your path*

>>9475451
we need more pics of Clyde getting raped and abused
fuck Clyde

>>9475450

yeah, becoming Rin would be really suck.

>>9475429
You killed someone, does that make you a nigger?

>>9475462
Please stop I have places I need to go