HG thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXTpHNMdOZU
>roleplays in a way that initially annoys your avatar, but ultimately befriends your avatar after a nice conversation and/or rp battle
>>9469894
My ava doesn't get annoyed tho
>>9469894
>Anon rps secretly coming to develop feelings of more than friendship.
>Anon won't admit it though, and still acts like a jerk to him.
>>9469894
you'd be ded
>>9469885
Fucking bars
>>9469894
>plays tsundere super obnoxiously ad infinitum forever
>never gets tired to playing the same angle over and over and over
¿Cuando empieza?
>>9469916
>Becomes friends with your avatar, but the relationship never really evolves beyond casual friendship
>>9469936
>Never notices your avatar's feelings, but constantly flirts with your avatar over the span of several months
>>9469941
>wins rp battle against your avatar
>>9469942
>eventually becomes impatient and forces a ship with your avatar
>it lasts 4 days before a dramatic breakup happens and we both drop our avatars in favor of new ones
>i again ship my new ava with your new ava
>>9469990
>implying you'd even last a second in an RP battle against my avatar
>>9470024
POST YOUR AVATAR KID I WOULD DESTROY YOUR AVATAR
>>9470024
>implying that your ava is the better fighter
>>9470031
>implying
>>9469960
>mfw
>>9470042
>Vino's killed Beerus twice in a row in the games
>Beerus hasn't killed Vino once
HMM
>>9470045
>Cucks Suz with your avatar
Why didn't any of you feed shaggy
>>9470056
>I-inside of games don't count
>>9470065
He had the munchies, man.
>>9470035
I didn't know Darth Plagueis was a wrestler.
>>9470067
>Literal God of everything vs. God of Destruction
>He thinks God of Destruction would win
>>9470103
>>9470101
>implying you won't just be Hakai'd out of existance
>>9470101
But a god of everything is also a god of destruction so you lose
>>9470124
>Implying Beenoreeno wouldn't just dodge it and use the hardest material known to man, plot armor, to KO Beerus from behind
How naive you are
>>9470056
>Finds enjoyment in this, but ultimately feels bad because Suz is getting cucked.
>Suggests three-way in private discord chat
>>9470142
Plz fag the squirrel again
>>9470142
>implying you can dodge literally deatomizing without any warning
>>9470148
No. Never. Like.
Actually fucking never. Any other ava, even the likes of Monet, have a tiny possibility of coming back depending on how I feel about them in the future
But the squirrel? Fuck no. 0% chance. The squirrel was mauled in the forest by wolves and killed and that is my headcanon forever.
Fuck squirrels.
Note: do not actually fuck squirrels
>>9470152
>implying he wouldn't find a way
>implying edgelord characters can ever lose
>>9470174
For someone that looks really goofy, that is surprisingly sound info.
I think.
>>9470167
>tfw you'll never ship with squirrel.
Ok-Okay
I miss when Beerus-sama RP'd
>>9470174
Jimmy's Dad was the true villain of Jimmy Neutron. He was the catalyst for all the events that happened in the show, done in a desperate ploy to get his son to bond with him.
>>9470196
Yes
>>9470167
>implying you won't get out-edged by this energy dragon
>>9470206
>eventually maybe
>17 years at a maximum
>>9470174
Hue...you're asking to be banished to the shadow realm
>>9470226
>implying an energy dragon has anything on being a hitman who covers yourself in the blood of your fallen enemies and taking on a murderous alter ego while covered in that blood
>>9470243
>implying that is as edgy as complete genocide for being looked at funny
>>9470223
This information is something else. Uh, thanks for sharing this info goofy man.
>>9470228
I ACTIVATE THE SEAL OF ORICHALCOS
>>9470266
Implying that's as edgy as biting all of a child's fingers off because he wouldn't tell him his name
>>9470287
>activates two mystical space typhoons and targets your seal of orichalcos with both
>kissus the thread
Reminder that insane =/= edgy.
>>9470303
>shoots
>>9470296
Slice a planet in half after they feed you bad pudding then you can compare to beebs.
>>9470296
>implying that's... shit who am i kidding i won't win this edge fight ever
>>9470306
This is a good idea
After all Cirno had black science man and he turned out popular
>>9470287
Aww wight, douchebags! I'm sick and tired of us not being on top. Where we gon' be?
>>9470315
>>9470309
>Tfw no HG Deadliest Warrior episode
>>9470303
I should've known. You're the only one who >kissus SQ.
>>9470303
Kill yourself.
>>9470328
>tfw no HG WWE Royal Rumble
>>9470275
Yes
>>9470341
love not war
>>9470309
This.
If that isn't 'psh nothing personnel kid' I don't know what is.
>>9470371
and that happens in the first episode with beerus in it
>>9470379
All of them? In the same yacht-Airplane disaster?!
I never go to sleep...
But I keep waking up.
>>9470412
WAKE ME UP
His name is 'Beerus' but aint never giving anyone alcohol.
What's up with that?
>>9470410
Nope. They just all OD-d and lost their house.
>>9470420
because he keeps it all for himself
he should be called "beerme"
>>9470421
Shit... It would have been cooler if it was a Yacht-Airplane disaster. I guess we can't be that lucky.
GOD I LOVE BIG FAT NIGGER COCKS IN MY TIGHT LOLI ASSHOLE
Every single waking moment I wish I was dead...
But you guys and these threads have helped me immensely...
Now I want to kill myself even more :,)
BIG FAT NIGGER COOOOOOOOOOOCKS
>>9470464
>le suicide meme
hahaha nice meem my friend xDDDDDdddd
upboated
OH NO ME LOVELY GROG!
>>9470476
Thanks man pls don't forget to subscribe to my tumblr
>ruining a thread that was going well
kys HG
>>9470490
>implying the thread was going well prior to the shitposting
>>9470490
aww :3
>sniffs u
>cuddles near ur feet
>licks your dick
>drinks your cum
I wuw you anon X3
Hark !
Time to leave my mark !
A mortal blow
Oh it will show
On the filthy tark !
>>9470490
It could be worse. Hoshi could be shitposting as well.
>>9470507
Stop this right now
I can host in a little bit before a godzilla movie comes on if you want
>tfw you will never have a friendly chat with baerus
>>9470543
He's always sleeping
Do you have a moment to talk about globalism?
>>9470580
Sure, right after I make this portal to Gensokyo.
>>9470580
No way fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE
God damn these threads are shit.
>>9470624
Welcome to HG.
>>9470567
Kinda depressing that you seem to be the only one that wants me to host
>>9470667
Depressing cause you know who I am, or because only one person asked you to? Cause both answers work.
This all getting very boring!
How about instead of stand around and talk you come to my restaurant and buy good food at low price!
>>9470536
HOST.
>>9470693
I'm certain this is Vert's new ava
I LIKE COCK
>YUKINE
>>9470711
Why you keep calling me that? I said my name Jam!
>>9470711
Well it makes me want to beat my dick like a surly inmate so you may be right.
>>9470693
Sorry, but I don't eat at those kinds 'a restaurants, I'm married.
>>9470728
>yukine
>like
>not loves the cock
Step up, fampai. I know you can do better.
>>9470693
What makes you think we're hungry?
>>9470536
Nobody's going to complain.
>>9470742
>bites kids fingers off
>would not eat cheap ramen cause of how the cook dresses
God I wish Vampy had a massive 20 inch cock for me to choke on
>Yukine
>>9470730
Wear a bra for christ's sake
>>9470785
YUM!
>YUKINE
Looks like another fun filled day here in the HG thread.
>>9470742
I think you confuse my restaurant for something else.
>>9470766
Everyone need good food!
>>9470774
You no tell me what to do!
>>9470771
I may be able to... Help with that.
I'm gonna start working on events again.
Do you want me to host a quick game?
>>9470826
NO FUCK OFF
>>9470826
I'd rather dunk my head into a deepfryer.
>>9470826
Eat shit
>>9470826
Yes please
>>9470826
I would rather take a knife an drive it into my heart.
No offense.
>>9470826
Only if you livestream your suicide after hosting.
>>9470807
No, no, don't worry, I grew up in New York, I know exactly what kind 'a operation you're runnin', lady. Smart idea comin' here ta advertise, but the missus would kill me if I stepped foot in a place like that.
>>9470807
You're awfully presumptuous with that, aren't you? I'm sure there's more than a few of us that don't even need to eat any food at all.
Hm. There's probably people who'd only be skeptical at the offer, too.
>>9470826
Kill yourself, Speedy
>>9470831
>>9470836
>>9470841
>>9470845
>>9470847
>>9470863
Just a reminder that if you don't want me to host, do it yourself.
>>9470843
Give me a code.
>>9470889
6Z07JxHF
>>9470889
6OdsiySb
>>9470536
HURRY UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9470852
You playing trick on me, silly boy? Tell me what restaurant you think i run and I get rid of confusion!
>>9470861
What kind of business you think I run?! You think I come and trick you?
>>9470889
Bitch, I have hosted before. I just can't consistantly cause I have to drive to a wifi hotspot due to no internet. Even then, my half assed random code game with shitty wincards gets shitposted less than yours.
Kamina will host over,right?
>>9470902
Works for me.
If no one hosts a game in the next five minutes, I'll host one for you. Just a fair warning.
>>9470889
Knife anon here.
I'm actually neutral about you. I was actually joking about the whole knife thing.
...am I popular yet?
>>9470930
QUICK, WE MUST SUMMON HIM
BRING OUT THE LOLI PORN
>>9470940
>BRING OUT THE LOLI PORN
It's like you don't even know Kamina.
>>9470926
Just don't host over me this time, please.
>>9470934
Not yet, knife. Not yet.
>invades thr thread
>>9470940
I'd rather not be banned, so have a swimsuit loli dor the summoning process.
>>9470861
Is that a nose or a mouth? I can't tell.
Kamina get your fucking ass in here right now
>>9470957
Have fun in the thr thread.
>>9470914
I regained a lot of my memories. A lot of them teach me to the suspicious of people offering things, especially for free, not that you are.
And none of them, none of them have been of eating.
>a loli appears
>>9469894
>Posts passive-aggressive ICOOC comment that no one asked for.
>>9470964
>>9470948
>>9470940
Why are you so obsessed with Kamina?
>>9470975
NETORARE
>>9470914
Well, see, where I'm from, sometimes ya go out with your single buds 'n take a trip down ta china town. I ain't exactly a stranger ta the concept. Now, it ain't a secret that those people're hurtin' for money, so I don't blame ya for offerin' happy endings ta the poor lonely folks that stop by for a bit 'a extra cash. That just ain't my kinda thing anymore, I'm past those days, y'know? You'll find plenty'a fellas here ta take ya up on that offer, though, so don't worry!
>>9470975
>kidnaps for the Kamina summoning ritual
>>9470956
Not worth the drive.
Sigo esperando.
>>9470981
Because he hosts over you because you disallow the shitpost entries.
>>9470993
>not worth the drive
Well, I guess that's confirms it.
First 24, no shitpost entires, and no anti-speedy entires.
>>9471016
Lenny
Give me a code and I'll host over Yin
>>9471025
https://pastebin.com/qUnZZqxb
>>9471016
Speedy-remover Yhorm
>>9471016
ets jast mah boooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>9470971
Then why you even bother talking? If I ask "you want food" you can just ignore.
>>9470983
You talk talk talk but make no sense. I think you just playing game with me.
Spit it out already!
>>9471016
Horny fate
>>9471025
6OdsiySb
>>9471025
You win. You could have done it earlier, you know.
>>9471016
Bowsa
>>9471042
>>9471016
Jam
>>9471016
Damon Gant
>>9471025
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
Alright, keep putting in entries. First 24. Will bump to 36 if need be.
Forget it. I'm not hosting this time.
>>9471059
Reigen Arataka
>>9471059
Yin
>>9471059
Billy The Kid
>>9471059
Lana
>>9471059
Sanae Kochiya
>>9471059
Kurama
>>9471059
Eldritch Baby
>>9471059
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9471059
Daybreaker
>>9471059
Gabriel
>>9471059
Gunny bunny
>>9471059
Sophisto
>>9471059
Lord Beerus
>>9471059
>>9471064
>>9471059
Sergeant Feels
>>9471059
Windows XP-tan
>>9471059
Len
>>9471059
Night Dog
>>9471059
Buff Vivian
>>9471059
Benny The Ball
>>9471059
Miku's ass
>>9471059
Akatsuki
>>9471059
Misuzu
>>9471059
Robo Jam
>>9471059
Wendy
>>9471059
Lady Bow
>>9471059
Cthulhu
>>9471059
Sniper's Kangaroo Wife
>>9471059
a man
>>9471059
Poniko
>>9471059
Tiny bun
>>9471059
Sleepy Youmu
>9471061
>and nothing of value was lost.
>>9471097
>shoves a Windows 7 install disk up your ass
>>9471059
Bepis man
>>9471119
>sends condolences
>>9471059
Keith
Here's a question: why do people want to host over me? Would it work the other way round?
>>9471130
>the system crashes
>>9471042
Something is better than nothing, don't you think? In this case, I'd rather amuse myself by annoying someone.
>With a ghost of a smirk on her face, the girl fiddles with one of her suspenders.
>>9471059
Springtrap
>>9471144
People hate you or the ava you are using. More than likely both.
>>9471059
Captain Luna
>>9471144
Nobody likes you.
Honestly.
That's all there is to it
>when you have to stop fapping for a few days because your wrist hurts
>>9471144
Who knows. Maybe they like yang more
>>9471144
Because you're one of the biggest cancers. You're up there with Hoshi n Yukine.
>>9471059
Iida Tenya
>based
>>9471130
Anon
Computer programs are not for sex
>>9471158
>>9471177
I know that, but there was plenty of time to host a game before I said "first 24".
>>9471165
Then why did Lola Loud won a game?
>>9471134
You were good son. Real good. Maybe even the best.
>>9471113
I bought your stupid food now ship with me
>>9471190
It's about the symbolic act of hosting over you, Yin.
None of you actually think I'm nuts, right?
>>9471197
>>9471190
Because the games are based on randon number generation, just because one of your fillers wins doesn't mean people like you.
I heard the guys over at drawthreads love you, you should give them a try
>>9471206
But you don't have to do it every time. That's simply unfair on every turn.
Maybe next time, I'll host when everyone is asleep.
>>9471208
I will bust your nut all over me.
>Yukine
>>9471190
Because some hosts do not bar anyone from their games, regardless of how much they are hated.
>>9471197
That Wendy's has terrible quality control.
>>9471208
Not in my eyes.
>>9471059
Merak
>>9471197
>burns
>buys McDonalds instead
>>9471214
>you
I don't host over anyone. Also, the point is to be unfair to you. I thought you'd have learned this by now.
>>9471208
>Adachi's nuts
I mean now I can't NOT think about them an--
wait. you meant crazy.. No, Why would I think you're crazy?
>>9471197
Why's it on a paper plate? And if I shipped with every person that bought my food my face would be as white as the clown's.
>>9471218
I can at least change, could I?
>>9471240
>I don't host over anyone
Then why did you just did it? To prove a point? Even so, we should at least take it in turns.
>>9471237
>MCdonalds
Shit taste confirmed. Literally.
>>9471259
You realise there's nothing stopping you, stopping anyone, from picking up the roster and hosting alongside him right now
>>9471148
If you no need food and no want food, you leave now. Go prepare for Hunger Game or play with other kid.
>>9471197
Ick! You really put slop like that in mouth?
How bad for body! Poor heart must be crying in pain.
>>9471208
You think I pretty so I say you alright in head.
>>9471259
No, you couldn't. Otherwise you would have long ago.
>>9471197
...I'll definitely pass on the free food offer. That stuff just look like garbage.
>>9471259
>Then why did you just did it?
I'm not Vino.
>>9471270
I'd rather not. I'll try again when everyone who's a total autist about me hosting a game is asleep.
>>9471278
It's never too late to at least start.
>>9471216
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if this was Yukine.
>>9471225
>>9471244
>>9471271
The lack of people in concerning, but it's nice to see a couple don't think I'm crazy.
>>9471271
If the circumstances were any different I might be inclined to try. After all a lot of people seem to think highly of eating even if I don't know anything about it. Me, though? Well, you said buy, and my clothes don't even have pockets.
>Poniko smacks her umbrella against the palm of her hand forcefully.
Plus, I don't play well with others.
>>9471304
I always saw you as mad, not crazy.
ok how we looking boys make swaps check errors etc
>>9471338
Angry or insane?
Speedy/Yin = Hoshi
>>9471350
Y'know what? Right now I don't really feel like dying, so you can give my spot to this guy.
>>9471075
>>9471160
>>9471124
>>9471350
Swap
>>9471304
I also not know you very well, so maybe now is perfect time for introduction!
>Jam holds out an open hand.
My name Jam, very nice to meet you!
>>9471319
I no care! Shoo, shoo!
You driving away potential customers!
>>9471350
Alright!
>Jam assumes a fighting position.
I am ready for some Hunger Game!
>>9471350
>no speedy
Based af
>>9471350
I accept this challenge.
>>9471377
>implying he didn't do it on purpose
>>9471350
Looking marvelous! You may begin.
>>9471350
Ready.
>As she stands still, a sudden violent urge is making itself known to Hakuno's mind. She shares her head from side to side.
Urgh... i'm just losing it I think.
>>9471360
>In my eyes, angry.
>>9471373
Oh hey. Th-Thanks for that, I really appreciate it.
>>9471386
Who is this semen demon and what's her source?
>>9471350
Well,it's certainly been a while since I entered the ring. Let's see how I handle against this dandy selection of people.
>>9471412
jam from guilty gear
>>9471377
Wow what a common mistake, haha. It's so embarrassing to miss someone when hosting haha
>>9471412
Culpable Cogs Xrd
>>9471412
Jam!
>>9471386
>She looks around for a moment, and shrugs.
What potential customers? I'm about the best you've got.
>>9471375
Oh, huh. Thanks.
>>9471404
Yeah, sure. You're welcome, kid.
>Billy turns around and walks away, as he is wondering about why would anyone be happy about having a chance to die
What a weirdo.
>>9471443
I disagree!
You leave now, bye-bye!
AAAAAAAAAALRRIIIGHT I'M GONNA TALK IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS FROM THIS POINT ONWARDS BECAUSE YOU GUYS SEEM TO EAT THE FUCK OUTTA THAT, HELL YEAH
IF YOU REMEMBER THIS CODE THEN YOU'RE A TOTAL COOL GUY, ONLY TOTAL COOL GUYS REMEMBER THIS CODE, ONLY 90'S AVAFAGS WILL REMEMBER THIS
WHAT DOES BEERUS NEED THE PISTOL FOR? WILL HE EVER USE IT? WILL THAT CHOICE EVER PAY OFF? PROBABLY NOT
POTENTIAL BUDDING CTHULHU SCANDAL WITH WINDOWS XP? EMI AIN'T GONNA BE HAPPY TO HEAR THAT
DID I MENTION WE'RE IN SPACE
>>9471467
Same Desu~
GG has great sluts
Well. I may not be in the game yet again (due to bullshit reasons), but at least two of my fillers are in. (>>9471084 and >>9471103)
>>9471469
Do you hear a beeping noise? That doesn't sound too good at all! And I just-!
>KA-BOOM!
>>9471454
You gonna make me? You came here, I've got every much a right to be here as you do.
>>9471469
Using a firearm for self-defence is a god-given right as Am-
>dies
>Fuck this shit I'm going out. Anybody want me to get them anything?
>>9471469
>Feels watches as the robot wreaks havoc in space, destroying random ships and what not.
Well, this is gonna take a bit, but this fucker will be reduced to scrap once I'm done with him.
>>9471469
I doubt we're going to be the final five. My luck would... kinda prevent that.
But if by some miracle we do become the final five, well cool.
>>9471469
神風!
>>9471467
You naughty! maybe I feed you knuckle sandwich!
>>9471469
Time to run!
>>9471484
This is another reason why people dislike you.
One tribute a game. Maybe 2 if it's a 48 or if it's going slow as fuck.
And swap the extra out if you can.
>>9471469
UNIVERSAL WARNING TO ALL TRIBUTES: MIKU'S ASS NOW HAS WINGS. I REPEAT: MIKU'S ASS HAS WINGS. IT IS NOW MORE MOBILE THAN EVER AND IT IS COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE
DAYBREAKER IS VERY UNHAPPY ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER CANCEROUS FURRY IN THE GAME, AND REMOVES IT. NICE JOB, I GUESS
SOPHISTO WILL TRAIN AKATSUKI IN THE WAY OF THE MOST FABLED MARTIAL ART: MASTERY OF EDGELORD
HE'S ALREADY SPEAKING JAPANESE, THIS WON'T TAKE LONG
ON A SIDE NOTE, A MAN DECIDES FEELS HAS HAD ENOUGH PAIN IN HIS LIFE, THE ROBOT LEARNS FARMWORK, AND LANA IS ON HER WAY TO BECOMING THE NEXT SITH LORD
>>9471386
>>9471443
>>9471486
Actually I, as both a potential customer and a spectator who's watch this childish back-and-forth go on long enough, will have to agree with the lady. You are doing nothing but causing a ruckus for no good reason. I ask that you be the bigger person and walk away.
>>9471582
Well, Daybreaker just killed a kangaroo, so I'm guessing it's too little too late,
>>9471484
Thanks for telling me what tributes to skip now
>>9471486
You think I need public image of child beater? I ask you nicely to leave again.
>>9471596
Bad kitty! Weapons like this not for you!
>Kamina RP'ing
Is the world ending?
>>9471605
>Jam stops focusing on the child.
Oh! Hello!
You come take seat! I go get you menu!
>>9471617
But here's the thing: you don't have to skip them. All you have to do is add a "No Yin or her fillers" rule to every time there's a first 24/36/48 post. It's not really that difficult to begin with.
Which are Yin's fillers aside from those he mentioned himself?
>>9471687
It's a golden rule by this point and doesn't need to be stated
>>9471629
I-I took a decent nap and watched some Boku no Hero so I thought I would crack open a cold one with the boys
>>9471687
Or you know, take the fucking hint and realise you are not welcome here instead of pushing like a toddler still shitting his diapers.
>>9471698
Crack open a cold respect women with the boys.
>>9471696
If that's the case, how come this happened recently?
>>9471687
>her
>>9471360
Mixture of both, not too much anger, not too much insanity. Just the right amount.
>>9471710
Because reigen doesn't give a fuck
>>9471596
It's better to make friends than enemies, stranger. Food will stand as a testament to our newly found friendship.
>>9471710
Because someone allowed your tribute in, or the host just doesn't give a fuck.
>>9471699
I'm just here to have a good time, not to spill spaghetti like you're currently doing.
>>9471629
>Ichiya starts tapping the ground, then starts hopping back and forth.
Don't feel the earth shaking, so I think we're good. Also, that Kamina guy is a good guy in my book. Telling that kid to not be such a brat.
>>9471710
hg isn't a hivemind you know
>>9471596
Sweet dreams, kid.
>>9471605
And you realize I'm mostly doing it for kicks. Either way, I've got every right to be here anyways.
Whatever, bothering her got boring. She needs to work on her vocabulary.
>>9471621
Annoying you lost it's appeal anyway.
>She raises a hand in a wave. Suddenly, as if she were never there in the first place, but it were there the entire time, some...smiling, leering thing is in her place.
>It oozes in to the ground slowly, a single inky tendril waving the entire time.
>People are still giving Hoshi (You)'s
>>9471730
The Discord might as well be.
>when your dick is only 7''
>>9471596
NEXT W-
>Heavy coughing
Jesus christ, how does Seth scream through his entire games? Props. We're gonna get noise complaints from ERP if this goes on.
Anyway, moving forward.
Here, ladies and gentlemen, we see the infamous tentacle rape event. You'll be seeing a lot of that, unfortunately. Forgot that was in there and for some reason it just LOVES popping up every chance that it gets.
You, Reigen Arataka, are not ready for this challenge.
Feels finally has a positive life experience. Maybe life isn't so bad after all.
Out of all of the cool, fun, space ways you could kill each other, you pick poison and old fashion ambushes? For shame, tributes, for SHAME. Either way, seems like the fillers are finally rising up and sticking it to the actual tributes. Wait, that's the opposite of what we need..
>>9471747
>when your dick is only 10"
>>9471698
Pass me one, boyo. And a loli while you are at it.
>>9471733
>Jam cares more for her customers than for bratty kids and doesn't pay attention.
>>9471751
Hmm. I don't think they competition for my restaurant.
>>9471741
Wait, are you implying what I think you're implying?
>>9471751
I know it's wrong, but money makes the world go round.
>heats up the thread
>>9471777
Yes.
>>9471756
>when you are a nigger
>>9471208
Nope, I just think you sperg out a little too much, but thats about it.
>>9471751
In a horrible, tragic crash landing, we lose genderbent Bowser. Truly a loss that will be remembered for centuries to come, and a loss to be mourned for ages.
Alternatively the power duo of a literal God and a bodybuilding teenager may be completely unstoppable. Is it time to give up hope already? Very possibly.
Another furry dead! Man, they're dropping like flies, aren't they? I'm making a call for furry equality. This isn't what Scooby Doo would stand for.
>>9471596
>After having his ass kicked, Feels just sits there and waits for the final blow. But it never comes
Well that was just anti-climatic.
>>9471710
>Why?
>>9471751
>Feels has no idea how a argument over who gets a certain turned wounded up getting here. But he doesn't question it.
>Happiness+50
>>9471798
Got proof?
>>9471684
>Iida smiles after having been triumphant over the belligerent, but is very shortly put off by the woman's broken English.
Very well then...
>Iida takes a seat in a wooden chair as instructed, and looks towards his hostess for further instruction.
>>9471751
>In the wake of boarding the ship, Akatsuki leaves nothing but death & destruction in his path.
>>9471839
Laying ad hominems which the gook is also fond of.
>>9471828
No, I don't think I will keep this after all.
>>9471709
O-Okay
>>9471769
I don't have lolis to give so have Mtn Dew instead
>passes code red in an rp manner
>>9471828
Guh! I no good at flying this!
>>9471844
>Jam retrieves a menu from a makeshift shack nearby and gives it to her customer.
What you looking for today? I promise my food all very good.
>>9471828
RIP femBowser.
We lost a national treasure in that crash.
>>9471872
>that term
Hi Luna
>>9471828
I appreciate the offer of a team-up, you have to be crazy to think i'll team-up with you of all people. Seriously, I made be forgetful... but I don't forget the pain.
>>9471725
Hey Yin, knife anon here again. Since you're admitting to throwing in filler when you shouldn't, and otherwise are acting like a dick.
You're really in the negatives now. Not enough for full hate, but man.. you're getting there.
>>9471872
Can't be, Speedy started talking in the HG discord the first few times I banned him from games
Unless Hoshi hacked their months-old account then it's just speedy being speedy
>>9471891
I want to fuck this
>>9471877
>mt Dew
Eh, I'll take it
>Toasts to Kamina's fortune before drinking it all down
>>9471908
Wait, does using the word ad hominem make you Silver Queen now?
>>9471877
>code red
>not black label
>>9471913
HG hated me even before I stated my fillers. So much so that they would host over me at nearly every oppotunity.
>>9471891
I feel like a fucking degenerate, but I want to stick my sick in this.
>>9471933
I'm just saying... I didn't think negatively about you ...do you want me to?
>>9471828
>Akatsuki is viciously incapacitated to death for some unfounded reason.
The way of the warrior is the resolute acceptance of death.
>>9471930
He uses that term a lot.
>>9471926
Cheers
>>9471931
They only have code red where I shop
>>9471828
>Feels walked out of the crash burnt, bruised, an cut, but still alive. And he isn't the soul survivor. But the group then spots the gender bent Bowser, dead in the wreckage.
Well, one death is better than no survivors. Right?
>Depression +5
Well, gonna need to repair this ship so we can get off this planet. Anyone got spare parts?
>>9471828
OHHH SHIT MOTHAFUCKA, WE'RE BRINGING THE CAPS BACK IN FOR THIS SLIDE, OUR TRIBUTES HAVE LANDED ON A PLANET FOR FUEL, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S GOT A PRETTY VIOLENT ATMOSPHERE. WE'VE GOT BIG LETTERS, WE'VE GOT BIG DEATHS, WE'VE GOT BIG ACTION
NO IDEA WHAT A BOOM TUBE IS BUT IT SOUNDS EXTREMELY USEFUL
LANA IS ONLY MOVING FURTHER AND FURTHER TOWARDS THE DARK SIDE. WHEN WILL SHE BECOME DARTH LANA? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE
>>9471945
You get what I mean.
>>9471915
Why ban me from games in the first place?
>>9471949
Honestly, I don't. I never wanted everyone to hate me. I just wanted everyone to have a good time, even with me being here.
>>9471955
It's a common logical fallacy, of course it gets used a lot.
Ironic, silver uses a load of ad homina himself
>>9471891
...The Koopa King looks a lot different than I remember.
>>9471931
>Code Red > Black Label
>>9471964
>Her head turns in to a massive hand with an eye in the middle of the palm. The hand closes, and she vanishes.
>>9471956
Give me a sunkist then.
>>9471970
Because you are an annoying dick. And if you don't realise why people think of you that way then there is no redemption.
>>9471970
Maybe don't throw in so much filler then? I feel like people would hate you less that way.
They'd probably still hate you, but.. it'd be a start?
>>9471964
>Although Feels's despressing life would make him seem as though he belongs here, he quickly wants off within 5 minutes.
Ship, ship, where is it damn it?
>He finds it and quickly gets off intime.
>>9472009
>And if you don't realise why people think of you that way then there is no redemption.
In my eyes, it's never to late to at least be polite and nice.
>>9472013
Thanks for the hint. For a few games, I only entered me in the games, but even then someone would ban me on the spot.
>>9471970
Very simple
When you first got here you tried telling me what to do while I hosted
Rather than shut up you proceeded to cause an even bigger quarrel when people told you to lay off
So you got banned
You spamming fillers and calling people who don't want to deal with your entries autists doesn't help either
>>9472001
>Sunkist
Out
>>9471964
>Escaping with the tube, the violent urge only grows stronger.
("Why in the hell am I even feeling this!? Is there something wrong with me now or something?")
>>9472042
Here's the deal. If I change my additude from this moment forth, and give me at least a few weeks/months to gain your trust back, could you at least give me another shot? Please?
>>9471988
...
>draws all over your face
>>9471964
So I had to skip three (three) slides of peace in a row this early on in the game, and as I turned to the fourth, I wasn't exactly disappointed.
6 tributes have no idea where the fuck they are, Lana tries to recruit Poniko into the dark side, and Sanae's wardrobe now consists entirely of the color green. Looks like nothing else of interest really ha-
Holy SHIT Len, what the fuck is wrong with you? There're kids watching! This is a family program!
>>9472039
I mean it wasn't a hint but merely a suggestion? You can't make everyone stop hating you on a dime. Hell, you're probably not even listening to me.
It's fair, I wouldn't be angry if you weren't. I'm trying to offer advice to someone on the internet.
>>9472066
>Repeatedly slaps you with fan.
>>9472039
Get a secret ava.
Make sure that secret ava is COMPLETELY unrelated to any series you've ever even mentioned before, let alone are associated with.
Do not enter filler. ESPECIALLY do not enter filler that you have been known to enter in the past while you are actively using this ava.
Never talk OOC. Use greentext if you feel you have to, and if someone tries to address you OOC for shitposting purposes or otherwise, ignore them entirely. Do not agree or deny claims of you being X avafag. Ignore them.
>>9472060
Deal
Don't expect other hosts to follow suit though, I can't speak for any of them
>>9472071
This ring.... so powerful!
I bet this will attract so many people to the shrine! I'll have to enshrine it the moment I get back home
>>9472060
You'd be better off just starting over on a fresh ava, burning all ties to your previous ones.
>>9472085
I'll keep that in mind. But what about the future of Yin? Is she forever banned from HG, or just some HG games?
>>9472071
>Feels spends the day trying to remember who he is and why the fuck is he in space. Finally at the end of the day, it all comes flooding back in one big wave of clinical depression.
>>9472105
Depends on how the hosts feel at the time they actually host
>>9472105
Not everyone bans Yin. We just get annoyed when people we know to be Yin's filler gets spammed.
Hell you've even won one of my games before.
>>9471886
>Iida doesn't look at the menu, but instead at the lady still.
Just something for lunch. Surprise me.
STOP GIVING SPEEDY ADVICE ON HOW TO INFULTRATE HG UNNOTICED
>>9472071
Sanae, after becoming a green lantern, immediately afterwards starts to build her robot army. Should we be concerned? Is it for peace? If so, are we talking real peace or muslim peace?
Feels goes fucking ballistic and murders the current Sith Lord. Does killing a Sith Lord make you the standing Sith Lord in their place? Did Feels just steal the throne?
"Your first kiss wasn't with Madotsuki!
¡Era yo, Aron!"
>>9472083
>slashes the fan in two
Jerk.
>>9472120
Noted.
>>9472127
>>9472129
Thanks for the good advice.
>>9472131
Ooooh! Very nice!
>Jam takes the menu back and bows.
I go make you chef special!
>Jam runs back into her shack and begins preparing a meal.
>>9472085
Why the fuck are you giving that ebola stain advice
>>9472140
Shhh!
Don't reveal confidential information on the HG Discords plan to undermine HG from the inside using Speedy. You'll get us both in trouble!
>>9472071
>The violent urge slowly fades away from Hakuno.
("...I feel like, a weight has been lifted from my mind. Still, why the urge to begin with?")
Oh, uh... that thing is probably busted or something.
>>9472164
Because if he's honest about turning over a new leaf, then there is no problem. Everyone deserves a second chance.
>People are willing to give Vino a 3rd chance
>Giving YIn a 2nd chance is suddenly a no-go area
>>9472147
Why would I want to kiss that girl? She ATE me.
>>9472147
That was unexpectedly easy. Are you sure about this or are you just messing with me?
>>9472174
Idiot! Don't discuss the secret HG Discord plans to undermine HG from the inside using Speedy!
>>9472186
Vino's on his third chance?
>>9472161
>Iida nods and promptly pulls out his phone, checking his texts while his dish is prepared.
>>9472198
Dumbass!
Stop talking about the secret HG Discord plan to undermine HG from the inside using Speedy! If we keep talking about the secret HG Discord plan to undermine HG from the inside using Speedy, we'll be found out!
>>9472187
También te quiero.
>dials 555-ORANGEJUICE
>>9472231
>Jam is already back with a prepared plate of noodles by the time he does this and places it in front of him.
Here you go! You enjoy now, okay?
>>9472147
Fucking battle of the year, Catling gun vs Gunny bunny
Aron goes to the worst fortune teller in the world, who just tells him the colors of his clothing and hair
You think robo Jam can pull off some watchdogs-level-shit and remote detonate a gas station at the push of a button?
>rapidly types on breasts
>causes explosions
>>9472147
>Feels force chokes the girl/Sith lord with ease.
Well, I've apparently learned to use the force. And used it to kill. Don't want to be a Sith, have to stay good. Mia resist the dark side.
>As tempting as it is, the soldier refuses to join the dark side. No matter how cool intergalactic conquest seems.
Post friends
>>9472260
I don't drink. At all. Ever.
>>9472266
>>9472266
Everyone but Bolin, (you)kine n Hoshit.
>>9472254
>But isn't she already claimed by the goat kid?
>>9472280
How I Met Your Mother was better desu
>>9472301
She needs some your feels, Feels.
>>9472266
>tfw no friends
>>9472303
Only good character was Marshall.
>>9472266
Fyxe
Vino
Souda (kind of)
Pac
Ahri
Ocelot (I think)
>>9472316
Why is Kakyoin stabbing Joseph?
>>9472333
JOJO REFERENCE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
kys
>>9472333
__ ____ _ ____ __________?
>>9472339
>>9472301
Asgore killed off the ava. She's all your's, Feels!
>>9472254
...
>Taking a swig from an alcoholic beverage. Hakuno holds onto her forehead, leaning forward as she do so.
C-Crap... note to self, can't drink without the slightest headache.
>>9472254
Poniko probably doesn't realize that she was just face to face with a tagteam duo, that could've ended badly for her. Probably smart for her to play that safe.
Is the pen really mightier than the sword or are gods just mightier than memes?
>>9472303
Steal her for yourself pimp daddy
>>9472330
ily, ship with me
>>9472364
Can you guess who I am
>>9472266
Seth
Jude
Okabe
Kamina ( Although I think he wants to violently kill me sometimes)
Yukine
LF
Adachi even though he always shitpsots me :'(
How to rp Shai-Hulud?
>>9472364
Maybe later I should give her the robot's head as an offering. I'm sure she'd get a kick out of that.
>>9472266
>
>>9472380
>Kamina ( Although I think he wants to violently kill me sometimes)
Simon?
>>9472253
>Iida immediately puts his phone down, and scans the noodles.
Err...Miss...where are the chopsticks? Anything? You can't possible expect for me to eat with my bare hands...
>>9472266
>>9472364
Oh, wow, Beerus's laser actually did become relevant later on. There's only one issue.
Feels dindu nufin.
>>9472372
Of course I can Sunset, now ERP me on Discord already :^)
Ansia#5853
>>9472364
I don't need food, or supplies, or ammo. I don't need this charity. I've got my own supplies.
>>9472310
>Woah that's lewd
>>9472359
>but it dosent feel right though.
>>9472266
Just because you feel strongly about someone doesn't mean they think of you as a friend.
I feel strongly towards most and I'll leave it at that
>>9472422
Oh! I sorry, I forgot to bring them! One moment.
>Jam runs back to her shack to retrieve a set of chopsticks for her customer.
>>9472445
Aw shit, if you wont stop I might end up sucking yo dick
>>9472441
How worthless. Why would I ever need a sloopy thing like you?
>>9472441
>The soldier/Sith in denial feels as the bullet rips through his suit. He then falls to the ground in pain.
Should've joined the dark side.
>Fucking dies
>>9472457
What did you mean by this
>>9472495
What did he mean by this?
What did I mean by this?
>>9472441
Sanae proving she's ruthless. She deserved to die anyway, she did the right thing.
Poniko realized she needed to bulk up after meeting the tagteam duo and starts charging a special attack of some kind. Hopefully that doesn't go to waste.
Aaaaand the most anticlimactic death ever. That is extremely unfortunate. But, hey, cat guns can be scary.
>>9472500
That you are a man?
>>9472495
I don't even really understand how France even still exists. Do any other countries like France?
It has okay food and nice art, but that's honestly it.
>tfw ur a little trap cockslut that wants to be degraded and filled with cum
>>9472500
Which avafags do you like?
>>9472544
Go to sleep!
>>9472553
Calm down King Knight
>>9472551
No one likes France, not even the Canadians and they are french too.
>>9472568
Looks more like Yukine to me.
>>9472536
So this is the real power of the Witch effect.
I like it.
>>9472536
It's for the best, don't you think? This way you'll be defeated with a bit of pride left.
>>9472558
Fine...
>>9472536
>Falling directly on her stomach, Hakuno took in a tiny bit of air as blood slowly comes out of her mouth.
("At least the feeling... is gone.")
>>9472557
A shorter list would be avafags that I dislike. With the exception of Yin everyone here is okay in my book.
>>9472544
Free of machine hearts and machine minds