/sug/ - Steven Universe General Zach Is A Faggot Edition L

>Satanic trips
Dis gonna be a gud thread

>>9469686
That's a fusion lead-in if I've ever seen one

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Jaspnet > your favorite ship

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>>9469666
ZACH!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY DO NOT POST LEWD PICS OF YOURSELF ON THE INTERNET PLEASE!!! CREEPY PEOPLE COULD SEE THAT!!!!!!!

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StevenxLars > Stevethyst > Stevidot >>> Connverse > Any Other Steven Ship

Prove me wrong.

Protip: You can't.

Zach a hot

>>9469721
I can prove you wrong with three words, are you ready? It's fucking gay.

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I hope Becky is having the best day today making music with Aivi and Surasshu!!!

Reposting it, since the last thread page 10'd right after:

What do you think Rebecca's secret, can't-post-in-public ship is?

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I did the two gems from the spodumene family, Hiddenite and Kunzite. For some reason the idea of tag-team gem wrestlers came up for these two.

>>9469747
She dresses like a fierce grandma

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>>9469742
>are you ready
How did those three words prove anything?

>>9469747
Look at that goof in the back leaning in to the picture.

>>9469751
Greg/Steven/Ruby

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What are the possiblities that a su critical comes the panel this year and demands Rebecca to address the controversy of Bismuth

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WHERE'S THE LEAKS!?

>>9469761
You read the wrong part. Read this part
>It's fucking gay

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>>9469751
Jaspeven

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>>9469758
Plz do not bully the Becky!!! She wears very cute outfits!!!

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>>9469747
>midriff shown

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>>9469787
>read this part
I still don't get it. Those make less sense than the other three words.

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>>9469797
Don't forget when she wore the booty shorts

Is she trying to tell us something?

>>9469791
Where is that pic where Becky drew Jasper because nobody asked for her

Pearl best gem

Have the gems ever said they love steven directly?

>>9469820
Garnet has, sort of.

>>9469721
I don't ship Steven with anybody, how's that

>>9469753
your designs are fuckin sweet man
i love the theme

>>9469798
>Have the gems ever said they love steven directly
Just Garnet to Steven inside the temple before they warped.

In When it Rains I think.

>>9469695
Dawww you're actually sharing like I suggested. That's really nice of you.

>>9469833
Sure you don't.

>>9469820
Amethyst's fused with him so that's a non-verbal example at least.

>>9469833
LIAR

STOP SECRETLY DRAWING PORN OF STEVEN SUGAR

>>9469833
WORD OF GOD SAID IT

PEDOFAGS GTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4lY6UPWWkQ

>>9469833
You can't fool me, Rebecca. Those Ed Edd and Eddy drawings make you seem like a Stars shipper.

>>9469772
They would probably shake a bunch and ask about deditated wam.
I would love to see it.

>>9469856
L E W D

>>9469772
Let's predict the cringe we'll experience this year

>Someone brings up Puke/Lapidot
>Landwhale complains about being forced to sympathize with fascist dictators.

>>9469833
Bullshit you don't when you try to shove that plebeian Connverse shit down our throats at every given opportunity.

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>>9469854
I just realized that I should have out a comma between Steven and Sugar. Drawing porn of your brother is also bad and you should not do that either

>>9469820
>>9469829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvfIh7shCX0

>>9469854
Becky has incestual feelings for her brother?

>>9469686
>10:31

That's the end of an episode right? Could Beta end with this and lead into Lars' Head? Followed by >>9469697

>>9469872
If someone brings up Zuke or the miscarriage meme I will gouge my eardrums out

>>9469753
Do you have somewhere you post your art?

>>9469829
>>9469876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoOPzaFp9ho

>>9469772
This is why Ian has to come. Not only is he probably the only one willing to slam a child, so a bunch of art students will be nothing, but he's black.

>>9469897
my tumblr is galaxy-confetti
>>9469836
thanks man!

>>9469907
Ian will cannibalize anyone who tries to bully Rebecca, like that little kid from last year.

>>9469854
Phrasing!

>>9469895
Going to the panel just to ask about these things now.

>>9469891
You mean Off Colors?

I think I'd enjoy this special even better if this screenshot was right at the end of Lars' Head, leaving it ambiguous to whether or not he survives. Plus they'd still stuck on HW with no hope of escape.

>>9469923
Ohh what happened? I don't watch the con stuff

>>9469695
Remember to work off those carbs afterwards. You can eat whatever you like so long as you work hard afterwards.

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>>9469922
>thick Pearls

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>>9469929
Don't you fucking dare

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>>9469324
kill yourself

>>9469895
If I had to choose between the two, I'd choose Zuke over the miscarriage. At least Zuke has more to do with the production of the show instead of personal matters.

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>>9469606
kill yourself

>>9469753
cool, cool cool cool.

>>9469939
Fucking murdered and ate a kid on camera

>>9469964
You know what? I dare someone to actually ask one of these questions.

>>9469967
What if they ask Rebecca if she is an abusive narcissist?

>>9469987
If someone does, I hope it's Zuke. The other thing is way too personal

>>9469753
I like how you're tapering the lines off with dots. Very neat.

>>9469895
It's sad that I trust 4chan not to ask anything of the sort but not Tumblr

>>9469998
And it's a shitty fucking meme.

>>9469984
And Rebecca just let it happen? Maybe Zuke was right

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>>9469753
Reminds me of Jeice and Guldo.

Gemyu Force when?

>>9470017
Rebecca egged him on. She brings him to cons on a leash for that exact purpose

>>9470011
It's still fucked up to ask about infront of total strangers. Fans can be garbage

>>9470034
The way they justify this stuff too is awful.

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>>9469781

>>9469932
Yeah sorry I meant Off Colors. I got a bit of a headache so I'm not very sharp right now (gonna lie down for a moment soon).

>>9469965
Source?

what if rebecca doesn't come to the panel

>>9470052
That can be arranged

>>9470052
Then everyone would assume something is wrong

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>>9470029
Well, we've got the Ruby squad.

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>>9469753
>Gem OC's that aren't cancer
Good stuff my nigger. I like 'em both, but I particularly dig Hiddenite 'cause of her hair and figure.

>>9470029
I was planning on making my Rhodonite have buddies that are exactly like them. Her being their Jeice

>>9470052
If you don't show up everyone is going to assume you have cancer or something.

>>9469753
These two would be perfect Gladiator gems. You know, the "Important fighters" that fight in the arenas Bismuth mentioned.

>>9470052
tomb womb confirmed

what if rebecca sugar comes to the panel and she walks up and silently pulls out a revolver from her jacket and slams it down onto the table and says "i am now taking questions"

which gem's teeth would you lick

What would the Gem's humansonas look like?

>>9469753
IT'S A MARIO AND LUIGI

>>9470097
Centipeedle's

>>9470095
I wpuld immediately fall in love with her because she'd most likely target people with stupid/rude questions

>>9470099
They showed in an episode already

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>>9470095
This would be much more likely.

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>>9470097
One Jasper, pls.

>>9470131
>human

>>9470135
Too bad that looks nothing like her big fat hippo teeth.

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would you a nora? what about a pearl?

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>>9470097
>>9470143

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>>9470138

>>9470145
Try as you might, you cannot make Pearl masculine. That's just her with an open shirt.

>>9470145
I want them to do an AU episode like this

>>9470145
Both look bad genderbent

Your favorite gem is now Pearl.

>>9470156
White eyebrows...hmm

>>9470158
She's already masculine so they don't have to try.

>>9470121
Where's Sadie spazzing out?

>>9470158
Excus u, you can clearly see her manspreading?? ugh

>>9470170
allow me to disagree

>>9470170
wtf i have shit taste now

>>9470170
I'd have to hit myself in the head with a brick a lot more for that to be true.

>>9470158
give her a beard

>>9470213
No a curly mustache!

>>9470121
Boo?
I would also smack Lars' ass desu.
Great job

>>9470158
it's pretty fucking easy. make him balding, sleazy beard, male clothes, bam. hell we've already got the balding part.

someone post those male gems that gem beast temple person did.

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>>9470237
>hell we've already got the balding part.

>>9470121
Fuckboy Lars for everyone when?

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>Isn't it remarkable, Steven?
>Humans come in so many colors. The arabs and spics, the blacks and asians... The lives they live are fascinating, yet so simple and inconsequential. It saddens me to know that their thought process is inferior and primitive, and that they're quick to run wild and brutalize others. These poor souls are in desperate need of leadership.
>Which is why I can't wait for you to join them. It's your burden to civlize these lesser races for the greater good of mankind.
>Steven, we can't both exist. I'm going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that's me, loving you and loving being you.
>Because you're going to be something extraordinary. You're going to be a white male.

Yikes. I know she has a thing for pushing boundaries, but don't you guys think that Rebecca was going too far with that bit?

>>9470213
a male pearl would have one of those little faggy beards. like those hispanic guys who turn out to be gay

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>>9470250
wow anon

>>9470250
Is this why Rose looks like a white woman? She's a huge racist?

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>>9470029
Wow, Phineas really bulked up after the show ended.

>>9470273
U U
U U

>>9470250
>asians
>thought process is inferior and primitive
They're the true master race and you know it. And they've done a better job keeping themselves pure than whites.

It's poopytime. Everyone put your diapers on.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Look at this thread, soak it in.
You have to realise, this is the product of broken and missing fathers.

>>9470291
Now that I think about it I should have put down the Irish instead of the asians. Ah well.

>amefist I need a diapy change
>you got it pearl
>FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT WAAAAAAAAAAAH I MAKE A BIGGA MESSSS
>ew gross p you got it all over

>>9470250
>Not Jews on the list
What did Rebecca mean by this?

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>>9470279
Also, how the fuck is this a reasonable correction?

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I wonder how the internet would react if we found out Sugar has in fact drawn tons of Steven porn and even porn of Steven getting fucked by gems and other SU characters.

>>9470291
The Chinese haven't done anything worthwhile in millennia and none of the others ever have.

>>9470308
How did you know my dad left

>>9470308
PPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>9470332
All or our dads are either, dead, deadbeat or gone.

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>>9470337

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>>9470279

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>>9470158
she looks pretty masculine already. broad shoulders, no defined breasts, narrow hips, high hairline, large hands and feet, etc. her attitude is what's feminine

>>9470326
Tumblr would crucify her. Major "news" sites too probably

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>>9470344

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>>9470158

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>>9470352

I CANT STOP GOING PEEPEE
PPSSSSSSSSHHHHHH

>>9470308
Sorry for your projection, my dad is great

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>>9470360
im cumming

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I'm gonna color this.

>>9470343
Good, we don't need em

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>>9470346
Not the Anon you were talking to, but those are not broad shoulders. Everything else is spot on.

If you want broad shoulders, check out a quartz.

>>9470356
Now she just looks like a fluffy hipster douchewaffle.

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>>9470346
I don't see how Pearl seems masculine to anyone.

>>9470382
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=optometrists+in+my+area

>>9470369
>Steven gets a new half sibling

>>9470375
proportionally to her complexion obviously. she's a T

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>>9470382
Agreed.

>>9470375
Nobody's wants to check out an obese man except for those with the most shit taste possible.

I live in Liverpool, Walton Vale, I have black hair and a red garnet top. Please someone kill me.

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>>9470250
>Oh great, you're both out? And you're fused AGAIN? Why? Why do you faggots have to constantly flaunt your degeneracy in everyone's faces?! Lesbianism is a cheap trick to make man-hating cunts score! Quit embarassing yourselves!

I know Jasper's supposed to be a bad guy, but... whew lad. Rebecca didn't pull any punches there.

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>>9470346
>she looks pretty masculine already
No she doesn't.

Remeber, today is leak-day, because there was one week before the episodes airing.

>>9470411
Tell Paul McCartney to fuck me.

>>9470411
On my way. Do you have a preference for how you wish to die?

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>In your favourite episode of SU Steven falls madly in love with your favourite gem.
>So who's the lucky gem /sug/?

>>9470435
Instantly.

>>9470433
Too busy making covers with Kanye

>>9470382
>>9470419
attitude and physical traits are different things. pearl acts, moves and sounds femmy,, but her body doesn't look that way. point is, if you wanted to do a rule 63 pearl there's not much to change

>>9470419
Whatever you have to tell yourself, pearlfag.

>>9470451
Got it. I'll make sure you won't even see it coming.

>>9470447
But Aquamarine is not on Rose's Scabbard

>>9470445
Gross

>>9470451
Ugh then tell Paul McCartney AND Kanye to fuck me, honestly anon.

>>9470406
Looks like a mediocre trap at best here.

>>9470447
>Steven falls in love with Rose.
I'm just gonna pretend that it's a case of extreme narcissism.

>can only use my phone's mobile data for internet
Save me from this shitty connection, /sug/. I'm in hell.

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Reminder that by the end of the special, Lars will hug Steven, as the top form of showing affection between males.

>>9470475
>And I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that's me, loving you.
I can see it.

>>9470447
You mean unlucky gem.
Nobody wants to bang that gorilla-armed midget

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>>9470470

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>>9470487
Here's my question who's ontop?
I know Steven is a kid but he is pretty strong so I wonder who's going to take in the dick.

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>>9470504
>Nobody wants to bang that gorilla-armed midget
Zuke leave.

>>9470487
You mean gentle ball fondling right?

lapis

>>9470534
was shattered

>>9470447
She assumes he's just trying to manipulate her and the episode goes exactly the same way.

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>It's SDCC 17'
>"Okay we will be taking questions now," Joe says
>Blue-haired, androgynous chubby white chick with BLM shirt comes up to the mic
>"What do you have to say about lowkey racism and poor treatment of black-coded characters in the show?"

Naked Rose
Liquid Pearl
Solid Amethyst
Solidus Garnet
Venom Steven
Revolver Greg

>>9470547
Ian's gonna shoot them

>>9470359
heartwarming

>>9470445
Dicks honestly look disgusting

>>9470561
Boys are kind, gentle and soft creatures, loving if not bashful.
Girls are vile, venomous things

>>9470547
Don't forget the "Bismuth did nothing wrong" and "kill all white skinny gems" signs.

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>>9470447
This would be a lot less awkward if she was just two dwarves in a skintight suit, but that would only end up turning into a 15-minute cuckfest. Sorry Steven, you can't win 'em all.

>>9470550
what are you trying to achieve

>>9470590
Not true. What are you gay or a self hating woman?

>>9470590
That's why traps are so great.
They aren't real girls. They're better than real girls.

>>9470606
It doesn't matter, I am right.

>>9470550
Is Connie Raiden?

>>9470590
You have that wrong gayfag.
Boys are vile and start wars.
Girls just wanna have fun and are made of sugar and spice.

>>9470520
Lars is the perfect fuccboi, he had the body for taking dick.

>>9470616
Wrong. And you only like them because of your fetish

>>9470622
Yes, Ronaldo is Huey, Lars is Otacon, Sadie is Meryl

>>9470616
This

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>>9470561
Wrong
It's the best

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>>9470634

>>9470616
They have dicks and dicks are ugly. If you like dicks you're gay.

>>9470616
Our lord and savior steven was born from a varguba. You literal faggots and trap lovers are nothing but denying Rebecca's true vision.

Garnet is the ultimate lesbian and she loves Steven.

Steven is going to show the lesbian space rock race that being straight is the master race.

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>>9470534
plapis

Stars will be the first fusion with a confirmed dick

>>9470645
All of this is wrong. I'm triggered.

>>9470641
I don't have a fetish. I just acknowledge that girls are cute but all have horrible personalities, and traps look like girls and aren't completely vile.
They also have feminine penises, which just makes them cuter.

>>9470369
https://68.media.tumblr.com/bf1f19f5971f76e3cf40f40a69caecc0/tumblr_ocbi99aVkr1ve1s50o1_1280.png

I think you should do it on the larger resolution, even if it's just a light sketch.

>>9470671
t.Bait

>>9470663
lappy feet

>>9470652
Those teeth look weird on her.
Thankfully the fangfags died out.

>>9470665
not if Lars is transsexual

>>9470665
It will be so tiny and shriveled you'll have to look for it with a microscope. Worthless

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>>9470547
Thinking about this, this is quite possible for someone this year to confront them about the issues. SJWs have done it before in show panels that aren't nearly as liberal as SU, and knowing the fandom we have it's inevitable for this to happen. Hopefully by summer the bandwagon of hating the show died down, but I'm not naive to know that will be enough.

I'm scared.

>Hating Traps.
You shouldn't be watching this show, if you're against the "T". Fuckibg bigots.

>>9470671
Traps are actually all insane. No sane person would want their dick cut off.

>>9470653
Literally, all Lars' issues and problems would be solved if he started trapping himself.

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I imagine Kyanite would be a BD court elite

>>9470671
I bet girls find you vile

>>9470660
>Our lord and savior steven was born from a fake varguba
Fix'd

>>9470712
Your gem placements are so creative

>>9470700
There are no sane people in the world so why even bother

>>9470547
They should have a sniper positioned somewhere in the room, just in case people like this were to come up to the mic.

>>9470700
>Traps
>Cutting their dick
Those who chop their best asset are mtf deranged persons, so don't lump them with traps.

>>9470700
You're thinking of trannies. Men who think they're women in the wrong body and try to change themselves to become women. They're insane and delusional.
Traps are men who make themselves look like women as much as possible, but never get their dick cut off, because their goal is to be a man who looks like a woman, not to be a woman.

>>9470700
Traps, by definition, do not cut off their dicks.

>>9469923
Wait, what happened with a kid?

>>9470719
I am a girl and you're right. We all find each other vile.

>>9470719
>>9470784
t.Samefag fat guy

I am white, I am male, I am straight, I speak English. I am America and I vote Republican. I am fit and healthy, and I'm 6,1" I have a nuclear family.

I am normal and you are all wrong and broken.

>>9470778
It was eaten.

>>9470778

Ian's giant cock impaled him through the ass and out the mouth. Then he sprayed cum on the first three rows.

>>9470798
Neat. Go blog about it.

>>9470798
>I am America
>I'm 6,1"
mmhmm

>>9470798
>I am on /trash/
You aren't fooling anyone.

>>9470798
And you're watching SU.

>>9470798
>I have a nuclear family
Welcome back boss!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

>>9470798
I don't believe you. No Fox News lover is watching SU

>>9470712
what a cutie
her gem looks like a bit of chocolate in those pictures of fancy ice cream

>>9470798
You're so basic and boring that you'll always be more worthless than our wrong and broken existence. There are millions of you so nobody would even notice if you disappeared all of sudden.

>>9469891
or its the end of Lars head and we have to wait a few months to know if he died or not

>>9470751
Anon, they're liberals, they wouldn't dare have a gun in the room. They're trapped, the whole room will be surrounded by SJWs that are willing to stretch the most innocent thing into making you look like a child-porn supporter. Yes, it has happened before.

The best solution is to have suicide bombers in the audience, middle-eastern for best results, if anyone comes up and ask that question they immediately pull the trigger. All the sjws will be wiped out. They'll be far away enough from the crew do they can take cover and hide.

>>9469939
>>9470778
Whenever someone asked a question related to spoilers, they'd get shut down by a statement delivered by Ian and have to return to their seat.

A boy at the end asked Rebecca if there was going to be any new gems and Rebecca didn't want to break the kid's heart and wasn't sure what to do, but Ian shut him down.

Although a little girl at the end asked the same question and since she was the last one for the Q&A Ian just told her yes.

This was before Bismuth

>>9469939
>>9470778
during the q&a session from sdcc 2016, Ian would deflect spoilery questions in an indirect way. It was for laughs, but some kid who asked a question about HW gems got upset and I think cried on camera, which was hilarious but Ian looked pretty guilty.

It's probably on youtube.

>>9470798
You probably have no gf and your dick is probably broken son.

>>9470520
>implying Lars has a dick.

>>9470873
Reported to the authorities for involvement in terrorism.

>>9470534
SHIT ON MY FUCKING FACE OR I WILL DIE

I am normal, you are not. I am happy, you are not. I will lead a happy life, you will not. You are a freak.

>>9470856
>>9470821
I came here to tell you, you are all failures and broken.

If youre not normal, you shoukd be removed.

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>>9470895
die

>>9470684
happy feet

>>9470884
>>9470888
Ian has no heart from what you're telling me

>>9470534
brapis

>>9470910
happy feet is the weirdest fucking movie i've ever seen

>>9470906
Yeah, nah. This is a healthy way to spend your time. I believe it.

>>9470534
CRAPis

>>9470908
SHIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAACE

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>>9470906
The way you type suggests that you're trying to convince yourself you're not scum like the rest of us.

>>9470911
>>9470888
I can't find any good quality videos of it

>>9470590
"Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in!"

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hey kids

you want some lapidot

>>9470941
Reminds me of Jasper

>>9470921
They should remake it but instead of penguins just make it Lapis's feet with a happy face drawn on them for 120 minutes, with an ambient soundtrack.

Who would win in a fight? Drunk Lapis or Sleepy Steven?

>>9470967
Kill yourself

>>9470976
drunk lapis destroys the entire earth instantly

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Gems should watch comedies

how long is your cock

>>9470994
0

>>9470994
I don't have one

>>9470990
Lapidirts should watch a bullet exit the barrel of a gun into their face.

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>anon HELP ME dont ask how this is possible please just fucking help me it hurts oh fucking god

>>9471005
My fav

>>9471009
lapis should be shattered

>>9471009
I'm pretty sure Lapis wouldn't give a shit if Peridot got shattered

>>9471008
Unless you pay me, no! Charity dosen't pay the bills.

>>9471009
THANK SUGAR

>>9471009
>Imagine being so fat you see broken gems and see food

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i can't wait until we get to homeworld and there's no water so all the 'lapis is op' fags will get wrecked

Reminder that gems that aren't the same colour as their diamonds are oppressed, and they'll rise up to help Steven and Lars.

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>>9469872
>Jasperfag comes out and asks Rebecca if the reason why Jasper looked down on Steven in Jailbreak was because he was male

>>9470813
Was that before or after he fed him three cakes?

>>9471018
She would stomp on the remains with a steel toed boot like in that one fanart. This is how she gets her first song.

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>>9471020
you can have peridot

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>>9471018
maybe in your headcanon

>>9471008
Get Steven to cry on your feets

>>9471008
Poof yourself.

>>9471041
Giving away trash isn't payment.

>>9470994
-6

>>9471026
the scars of malachite are real

>>9471046
Maybe in yours, Puke. Too bad your shitty attempt at forcing your ship is going to end soon.

>>9471052
It's all she has.

>>9471041
You can't spend Peridot. I takw American Dollars, British Pounds or European Euros, now fuck off you welfare leech

>>9470976
Drunk lapis wins his boipussy

>>9469849
>>9469854
>>9469855
>>9469857
>>9469874
sugar+spinning+on+a+office+chair.gif

>>9470976
HAHA DUDE LAPIVEN LMAO

>>9471028
and on that note, this probably means that peridot is actually more powerful than lapis in certain situations

possibly very powerful depending on how much homeworld relies on metal, which may be quite a lot

>>9471009
She's so happy in the last panel.

Baffles my my how people vote for the Democrats.

>>9471100
>there is a god

>>9471063
keep being delusional

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>>9471026

>>9471058
>After spending months as Malachite, Lapis tries to eat to remember the times with Jasper

What if Steven suddenly wanted to fuck Pearl?

>>9471063
This may surprise you, but Zuke episodes are canon. Also, they're still friends in things not made by Zuke.

>>9471102
"Gibs me dat"s aren't people.

>>9471133
Jasper's fatness is just that influential

>>9471028
Only ledditors think she is literally stronger than the Diamonds. She's very situational.

>>9470906
>I am normal, you are not. I am happy, you are not. I will lead a happy life, you will not. You are a freak.
Nice try faggot, but you don't even talk normal. But I guess your point was to prove you are just like us :^)

>>9471145
I know, there should be no welfare system. Work you lazy moochers.

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if i was a millionaire, i'd design a nuclear bomb that blasts the entire world but is designed specifically to only affect lapisfags

>>9471135
>Strange things are happening, straaaange things.
It would be awkward for Pearl
>Ain't no doubt about it.

>>9471156
She also has a charge-up time for her powers which means she A) Couldn't have stopped Navy and B) Couldn't have stopped Aqua/Topaz.

She got lucky with the Homeworld Rubies because they're dumb as shit and weren't expecting it.

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>>9471135
All those years of raising him came to fruition

>>9471161
Exactly, normalfaggots don't give a shit about proper sentence structure, grammar, or spelling.

When I was younger, if I got scared I'd go into my brother's room and sleep in his bed, he'd play games all night and would let me use his bed, if I kept quiet.

>>9471171
A "Blue Rinse" if you will.

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>>9471147
Poor Lapis, she's just a victim.

>>9471171
I would make a bomb to give everyone in the world poopypants.

>>9471187
They're not THAT stupid. Basic English skills are common.

>>9471194
That sounds normal enough, unless there's an incoming part 2.

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Apparently this was posted by Zach Callison on his Instagram back in Febuary. It does have his kind of humor I admit.

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>>9471203
She'll never recover.

TODAYS LEAK DAY SO WHERE'S THE LEAKS????????

>>9471182
You can't raise a child to be your lover, that is all shades of evil.

>>9471220
isn't this a bit too cheeky for the main character va to post without any repercussions

>>9471037
Before. So he was a bit hangry.

>>9470994
6.6 inches

>>9471204
I like everything from the shoulders up but I feel like the torso and arms are a little plain.

>>9471219
Nope, I just wanted to say I love my older brother, and even if we fight, he has been good to me all my life.

>>9471220
Zach is a hack

>>9471234
He IS kind of just a dumb kid.

>>9471234
He's going to have to be spanked.

>>9471231
I know! Not raising a child to be your perfect lover is awful! Why do people insist on neutering a child's sexual awakening by not giving them practical lessons in being your perfect lover?!?!

>>9471230
as always in 20-21

>>9471220
it was posted in /trash/ back in October. Not sure where the actual source is from.

>>9470967
I want you to be dead

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YOUR FAVORITE GEM

>>9471171
why not just buy the franchise and can the show? or kill the character, or if you're creative enough, buy this site, track the lapsfags and kill them. all of those options would be way more easy, quick and even realistic depending of how rich you were

New Update:
Indexer's um is still in Hospital, she has a broken arm but, its not serious. Get well soon Mama Indexer.

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>>9471250
how heartwarming.

>>9471293
>buy the franchise and can the show
gosh no

i just want lapisfags to poof away from existence