ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) Do you bother with battling?

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>>9468279
Yes, we do, a lot of battling actually, I'm hoping to get strong enough to get all the gym badges in Kanto and Johto.

>>9468279
yes

Take your shitposter back kthx

i want lamp to dab

>>9468447
dab

dsb

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>>9468279
Battles leave scars. Scars are bad for the forms of our actors, they take time to cover up, and each second spent applying make up is a second taken away from the art of performance.

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>>9468771
>Poke a White.

>>9468279
I don't like battling, but the same can't be said for my assistants.

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>>9468981
>White nearly jumps out of her chair, a loud gasp of surprise accompanying the clatter of her nail file hitting the floor. She closes her eyes and concentrates on evening out her breathing for a good five seconds before turning to the Lampent and smiling.
"You surprised me. How can I help you?"

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>>9469040
>oops.
>Put nail file on desk.
>Wave.

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>>9468279
Battling is fun, but we don't do it so much anymore, mostly because we don't have anyone willing to battle us anymore.
Boredom is boring.

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>>9468279
Um, my daddy doesn't battle anymore, but I do!

>>9469210
>roll to kill child

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>>9469237
>Roll to forcibly remove this anons cock from his body via fire fang

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>>9469076
>The wave she returns is tentative and slow. Her brows furrow in confusion, smile falling slightly.
"Ooookay. Hi. Is there something you need orrr?"

Hey, question.
My old gang I ran with had a little problem with me and I'm sorta down an eye. Anyone know any way I can use a pokemon to help with depth perception?
Heh.

>>9469295
Aegislash line, Dusknoir line, Magnemite.

>>9469295
I'd look into any of the Pokemon >>9469307 mentioned, or a good doggo-mon.
I'm pretty sure my Jolteon's depth perception is on point, for instance.

>>9469307
>>9469344
Alright. I ain't stuffin' a Magnemite in my skull so I'm hopin' that ain't gonna be a problem.
Off to Kalos then.

>>9469295
Which gang, by the way?

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>>9469385
Unova based street thug gang. Got a little too rough with someone and the boss didn't like it.

Can't wait to see the egghead's face when I crash my motorcycle through his window and bust him with a dragon and a sword.
>Rolling for complications.

>>9469439
Follow your dreams but don't tell your killing plans on the Internet, even the IP is listening.

>>9469439
You said Kalos, non?

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>>9469487
Yeah, yeah.

>>9469500
If you're offering me a place in another gang hold on until I finish up my present work. Saza and I got shit to do.
Unless you're givin' out free Aegislashes?

>>9469600
A Steel type? Non, that is my friend's specialty. I was merely curious about your plans, do not mind me.

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>>9468279
i'm not a big fan of battles, but i will fight if i need to
>tries to look threatning to prove his point

>>9469600
Do you even have an escape plan ready?

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>>9469663
Without cluing too much in.
Reveeeeenge.
>>9470037
Yeah, I'm settin' a team up, kiddo. Ain't gonna win with Saza and Giga.

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>>9469265
"Hey, Tiff? Are you ready for the first Island Challenge today?"

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>>9470238
"Yes. Let's go."
>The firecat hops up, ready to battle, her bell flaring up with energy

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>>9470238
i am ready for action too dame anna

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>>9470274
>>9470281
"Alright! We can do this!"
>Anna skips off, looking to start her adventure and filled with energy.

>>9470495
cock

>>9470495
>Roll to insert dildo

>>9470726
Do not.

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>>9470495
>The young girl manages to bump into the legs of a young man. He stumbles a bit, nearly losing his balance and dropping the books he's carrying. With a sigh he looks down at the girl.
"Hello? Are you lost?"

>>9470495
cockk

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>>9470677
>>9470726
( Kiddo is not for lewd. Stahp pls. )

>>9470748
>Anna stumbles a bit.
"Oof! Sorry, mister!"
"Yeah! I'm trying to do the first Island Challenge! Um... do you know where it is?"

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>>9470767
>He remains silent for a few moments, simply examining her.
"Yes, I suppose I do. Aren't you a bit young for the island challenge?"

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>>9470850
"Um... maybe... I can do it though! My team's been training really hard! Can you please tell me who I need to talk to?"
>Anna does the puppydog eyes and tries to be charming.

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>Harris and Saza: Get into Kalos.
>Rolling to acquire a sword.

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>>9470893
>Ilima smiles awkwardly at her, lamenting the potential shitstorm should the child get hurt on her challenge. The huff he makes before continuing can be heard quite clearly.
"That would be I, Ilima. Given your age I believe it may be best to lead you there myself. Come with me."
>And with that Ilima spins on his heel, pausing and looking over his shoulder for a moment before walking off.

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>>9471065
>Anna skips along behind him, humming happily.
"Thank you, mister! I'll do my very best!"

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>>9471129
>After roughly 30 minutes of walking the two arrive at Verdant cavern. Sunlight filters through a leafy canopy covering the ceiling's holes, casting bright spots all along the cavern's floor.
"Here we are. Verdant Cavern. "
>The trial captain leans against the cavern entrance, glancing down at his watch and starting a timer.
"And it begins now! The Trial of Captain Ilima! You can not capture anything here until the trial is over and you have defeated the Totem Pokemon. Good luck."

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>>9471407
>Firecat: stare at the pink twink
"Thanks, let's go Anna!"
>She charges ahead, a smile on her face
>Finally, a chance to prove she's gotten better

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>>9471407
>>9471517
"Alright! We can do it!"
>Anna runs alongside Tiff, feeling ready for anything.

>>9471517
>>9471560
>Underneath a large boulder a den can be seen, the furry tail of a Yungoos just barely sticking out.
>Investigate?

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>>9471776
>Firecat: investigate

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>>9471776
>Anna: definitely investigate.
"Hello?"

>>9471807
>>9471857
>The Yungoos is startled by the firecat and girl, making a loud squeak of alarm before scurrying down through the tunnels in the back on the den and poking its head out through another at the top of the cavern.

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>>9471883
>Anna runs after the Gumshoos.
"Where are you going, huh?"
>Follow the meme weasel, probably into a trap but possibly to the Totem Pokemon.

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>>9471883
>>9472004
>Follow the little girl

>>9472004
>>9472052
>You two managed to corner the weasel, and it's not happy in the slightest. Its fur stands on end, teeth bared and tail raised.
>Yungoos used Leer!

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>>9472178
>Tiffany hisses right back, her bell flaring up
"YOU LITTLE JERKS HAVE BEEN STALKING ME FOR YEARS, ITS TIME FOR PAYBACK!"
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!

>>9468279
What are the guidelines for roleplaying in this thread?
Specifically non-battle RP.

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>>9472279
( GM-ish duder here. The big ones I can think of are "Don't lewd underage characters" and "Ask if anybody's already playing a canon character before running as them." Most of the rules we have are to prevent 'lol i kill u' stuff. )

>>9472337
But lewding in general is allowed?
Is it mainly human on human stuff, or do you see human on pokemon stuff too?

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>>9472267
"You can do it, Tiff!"
"Use Growl next, then another Fire Fang!"

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>>9472279
(For the most part roleplay in this thread takes place in an actual forum. Pokemon characters are cool, but we'd prefer if you didn't play a Lucario due to their tendency to attract shitposts here. The rest is as >>9472337 said)
>>9472383
(Lewd of any kind is allowed as long as it's not underage. Pokemon on Pokemon, human on human, human on pokemon, we really don't care.)

>>9472383
(Yes just don't do it all the time, there's the ERP general for that)

>>9472383
Ya can stick your dick in a vice, if'n ya feel like it. Go for whatever, it's all good.

>>9472267
>The bite connects with the Yungoos' side, the weasel squealing and squirming for several seconds to free itself before falling unconscious.
>The alarm calls of several nearby Yungoos can be heard - the loudest coming from a den back near the front of the cavern.

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>>9472385
>Tiffany used Growl!

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>>9472462
>Anna listens for the loudest growl - that's probably what they were sent to take on.
>>9472472
"Come on, Tiff! Farther into the cave!"
>She charges ahead, recklessly.

>>9472462
( We're using moves' ingame accuracy instead of flat 50% even-hit odds-miss, right? )
( Yay battle overhaul! )

>>9472596
(Yeah, overhauled it. Tried to get it as close to ingame accuracy as possible without having to use the last two numbers, so stuff like Firefang with 95% accuracy gets rounded down to 90%)
(Something with 90% acc misses on 9, something with 80% misses on 9 and 8, ect. )
(I don't know if we're changing the dubsfail/dubscrit thing yet or not, haven't gotten a chance to discuss it. )
>>9472472
>>9472573
>You find little luck in this regard - looks like Tiff's growl warned the Yungoos in the area. They've all scattered to the far away dens, but there's a fluffy butt visible in one across the cavern, accessible via a fallen log. The log is slick with moss and rain, the drop beneath it a good 30 feet or so.

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Pray tell, has today been a good day for everyone? The beach has been very empty today.

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>>9472707
>Anna looks over.
"Eeek! That's a long, long way down..."
>The kiddo gets an idea.
"Tiff, if I can get over, I can use the Pokeballs to get you and Joyeuse over!"
>She gets on hands and knees and carefully crawls over the log...

>>9472825
>Anna seems to have underestimated how slick a log coated with wet moss is. She very nearly slides completely off the log, fingers clawing and grasping at it until gaining purchase on a large branch.
>Some of the smaller twigs snap off of the log, falling into the shallow pond below.

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>>9472878
"AAAAAH!"
>Anna scrambles to pull herself up, trying to get a grip and a foothold somewhere, anywhere.

>>9472787
>ray

>>9472937
>The branch she manages to get a foot hold on snaps, brittle from water damage. Her weight is still supported by the large branch, but slowly and surely she begins to slip.
>If you don't hurry up you'll fall.

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>>9473160
"NONONONONO!"
>Anna pulls hard on the branch, trying desperately not to fall into the chasm below!

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>>9473197
>Firecat: SAVE THE LITTLE GIRL!

>>9473210
>bullshit saves out of nowhere
stop

>>9473223
>a pokemon saves it's trainer
>bullshit
No, you stop.

>>9473210
>lol i save u bs
Srsly

>>9473223
>>9473254
( If it was any character other than one of the two other characters currently on the scene, I'd agree. As it is, the cat is there and the kid's probably going to get clawed the fuck up in the process. )

>>9473223
>>9473254
(If this was anyone else you might have a point but as it was this is in character for Tiffany and she could have still failed the roll and gone tumbling down as well)

>>9473268
>>9473303
(I'm not the shitposter but 50/50 chance of saving someone and dying is dumb af.)

>>9473268
(Nice prediction powers, anon.)
>>9473210
>The cat leaps forward onto the log, scrabbling for purchase. She manages to snap the girl by the arm, but the claws dig deep, leaving scratches down the length of the arm.
>>9473325
(Hence I had it be a pond down there instead of a fatal drop. If they failed they would've just had to swim back to the entrance of Verdant Cavern. )

>>9473354
(*snag the girl.)
(Fucking hell, note to self: be better at proofreading.)

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>>9473210
>>9473354
>(GM allowing, I'll take it.)
>Good news: Anna's held in place long enough to find a grip.
>Bad news: Anna now has deep claw wounds on her lower arms.
>Still, it beats taking a long fall into a much-too-shallow pool.
"O-ow... T-Thanks, Tiff..."
>Anna cries as she gets back onto solid ground, and just lies there for a little while.

>>9473395
>5
>5
>5
(you know what that means fampai)

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>>9473395
>Firecat: wince
"Sorry, I couldn't really get a grip any other way..."
>She nuzzles against her trainer
"Do you have anything we can use to wrap that? I know how infection works, you need to protect it, or lick it clean, something"

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>>9473411
( It means the kid's will to continue is broken, as she's already safe as per a previous roll? )
>>9473438
>Anna sobs.
"I-I wanna go hoooome... I'm scared, a-and I miss my M-Mommy and D-Daddy..."

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>>9473411
(What does it mean?)
>>9473395
>>9473438
>>9473466
>Back at the entrance of the cavern Ilima waits, tapping his foot habitually and picking at his nails to pass the time. He checks his watch one last time, frowning when he sees the numbers. Cupping his hands to his mouth, he shouts out:
"Hello? Little girl? Are you alright? You're taking quite a bit of time!"

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>>9473466
"We can get them after we win this, you slipped on a log, your arm hurts, pain happens, but there's always something worse and if you lay down now it's going to hit even harder! You gotta get up and fight!"
>Tiffany isn't the best at motivational speaking, but damnit she's trying.

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Man sometimes I sit and I watch the ocean and I'm just like...

Fuck...

What the fuck are frogs.

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>>9473652
Amphibians, you dummy!

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>>9473466
>>9473624
>Anna manages to pull herself to her feet.
"I... I gotta finish to g-go home... I can't g-go back over t-the log...."
>She manages to catch her breath again.
"W-We'll clean up a-after we're done, o-okay?"
>She manages a shaky smile.
>>9473514
>I-I'm still here! I-I can do this!"
>She turns, and attempts to finish the challenge.
>( Man, dice really want to traumatize this kid. )

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>>9473664
I get that but like...
You look at them and its like...
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing?
Like, I'm watching this Geninja sit in a tree and it hasn't done anything for an hour.
I don't know if it's asleep or what just like...
Gonna paint your not moving ass.

>>9473652
What ARE frogs?

>>9473698
Ate you high on Darkrai?

>>9473743
Thighmasters

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>>9473746
Nah, bro. That's, like, an old-fashioned Alolan high.
Darkrai, it, like, fucks you up way harder.

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>>9473698
Maybe it's dead! Use NECROMANCY!

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>>9473743
I know.
It's the greatest mystery of the land.
>>9473746
What?
What's a Darkrai? Is that some Unova thing like Scolipede skuff? I don't touch that shit, dude.
>>9473820
Yeah, hold on. This is going to be my best trash.
I call it, "Frogge in Alola."

>>9473788
Speaking from experience?

>>9473685
>The Yungoos tail is still visible in the hole nearby, twitching in time to some warning squeaks. It knows you're here.
>There's two possible dens it can escape to. What are you going to do?

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>>9473843
Alolan drugs yes, Darkrai no.
I'm clean now, like, even though I used to hit that, like, on the reg.
Had the wrong meaning of high school, bro.

>>9473788
Having seen my fair share of druggies entering my former shop, I can confirm Darkrai is some truly special shit. Once one high on that crap asked for one Revive pulverized and mixed into exactly 37 Ice Heals.

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>>9473894
>Anna stumbles forward towards one of the bolt-holes.
"Tiff! Get the Gumshoos!"
>A tactical mastermind, Anna is not.

>>9473928
>I can confirm Darkrai is some truly special shit.
Except no one but Tobias and that gay ghost in Sinnoh could get that shit. Stop lying.
(But seriously it makes it sound like there are 4000 darkrais. Quit that.)

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>>9473894
>>9473952
"Got it, rest up, okay?"
>She goes to bite the gumshoos with Fire Fang!

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>>9473830
>Froggo, tree-perched, still,
>Sea air dancing on his tongue,
>Pondering the world.

>>9473917
Shit, man. At least you clean now.

>>9473966
It's a drug. A mix of various Ghost and Dark type byproducts, I think mostly Umbreon sweat.

>>9473952
>>9473978
>There was no Gumshoos, only a Yungoos. That being said, the Yungoos isn't quick enough in its retreat. Tiffany's fangs clamp down on the furry yellow tail, earning a single squeal of pain from the weasel before it passes out.
>Atop of a small ledge towards the back of the cavern a Gumshoos cry can be heard. Climbing up directly won't work, but it looks like there's a small hole nearby that can be crawled through.

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>>9474199
"Anna, I think you can get through here, and it's the only way up, I'll lead the way!"

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>>9474199
"G-Got it!"
>Anna shimmies into the small gap, squeezing through.

>>9474210
>>9474314
>The girl's hands and knees are most definitely scratched and bloodied by this experience. The hole is filled with sharp stones, spider webs, and twigs. A large log rest near the entrance, but luckily the obstruction is minimal. Perched on the log, with its back to the two, is a large Gumshoos, a yellow aura surrounding its body.

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>>9474478
>Anna stumbles up, and gasps.
"T-This must be the Pokemon we're here to beat!"
>>9474210
"Tiff? A-Are you ready?"

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>>9474478
>>9474526
>Tiffany jumps forward, ready to battle, a feral grin spreading across her face and fire burning both at her throat and in her eyes
"Yes. LET'S GO!"

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>>9474554
"A-Alright! Tiff, use Growl!"

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I am in a really big town now.
It's great, but...I need to focus!
Where do I go from here to reach slateport?

>>9474554
>>9474582
>The massive weasel stares at them calmly, a red glow forming overtop of its yellow one. It hunkers down slightly, bracing itself for the next few attacks
>Gumshoos began storing energy!

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>>9474582
>>9474734
>Tiffany used Growl!
>Thank fucking god because OOC I can recognize a bide when I see one!

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>>9474734
>Anna stares at the Gumshoos, sure it's preparing for something big.
>>9474760
"Tiff! Use Growl again, b-before it hits!"

hey par im

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>>9474801
>Tiffany used Growl!

>>9474817
(Sup. What's the finished version of this post? Don't leave us in suspense.)
>>9474801
>>9474825
>The red glow maintains, swirling around the Gumshoos as it waits for a strike that will likely never come.
>Gumshoos is still storing energy!

hey par how do y

>>9474923
yes.

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>>9474892
>Anna is very, very worried now - he should have at least tried to attack, right?
"Tiff! T-this is weird, I don't like it!"
"F-Fire Fang!"

( On my last image, rip )

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>>9475147
>>9474892
"GOT IT!"
>Tiffany used Fire Fang!

>>9474817
>>9474923
u ok senpai

>>9475147
>>9475240
>Fire Fang connects with the Gumshoos' side, the red aura darkening to a maroon hue in response. The weasel gathers the aura in its fist, draws back its arm, and then socks Tiff in the face, unleashing the energy stored up from Bide.
>Tiff is at 9% hp, Gumshoos is at 69%. If evens on this post the Gumshoos calls an ally Yungoos.
>>9474923
(How do we what anon? Are you alright?)

>>9475355
>Dubsfail
>There are no Yungoos for the Totem Gumshoos to call, nor will there be at any point during this day - at the moment, all of the Yungoos are curled up in their dens, shivering in fear.

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>>9475355
"GAH!"
>Tiffany cries out, flying backwards towards Anna with thoughts flying through her mind as she picks herself up off the ground.
"Anna, we gotta wait longer, it can't hold that power forever!"

>>9474733
Slateport is a big city by the sea, do you see the sea?

>>9475355
>>9475382
>Anna's freaking out just a little.
>>9475427
"Tiff, are you alright!?"
"Growl again! W-Wait him out!"

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>>9475444
I don't see the sea... it's like a big pond, right?
I asked where I was.
Old town or something?

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>>9475535
>Tiffany used Growl!

>>9475427
>>9475535
>>9475557
>The red aura dissipates, having been released in one massive burst when Bide was used.
>With its other paw the Totem Gumshoos quickly strikes Tiff's side
>Totem Gumshoos used Pursuit!
>Tiff is at 1% hp

>>9475556
Oldale? that's still far away from Slateport.
Maybe you should ask a friendly human or pokemon to get you there.

>>9475606
>P A N I C
"Tiff! Come back!"
"Joyeuse, go!"
>Joyeuse [Honedge Lv26] is sent out!
>( I got permission to NPC Joyeuse for this fight from Croags while he's in class )

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>>9475606
>Firecat status: hurting and PISSED
"I'M NOT DO-"
>>9475635
>VWOOP
>Now she is
>fug

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>>9475607
I will!
I'm sure there are nice people here who will help me!
>Rolling

hey par whats the point of not killing myself

>>9475684
I will answer your question with another.
What's the point of killing yourself?

>>9475701
being away from my problems
not having to deal with shit

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>>9475684
because you will be dead soon enough anyways?

>>9475667
id help but can't

>>9475684
There's still good things in the world, amigo.
Go for a walk. Pet an Eevee. Go to a park, or visit a hole-in-the-wall restaurant, or just chat with somebody.

>>9475715
Alright, good point. Didn't think that through.
Don't neck yourself though, that's not kosher.

>>9475718
yeah i should
>>9475723
fuck it
ill give it a try
>>9475754
not doing a good job of convincing me
im going out to a forest wish me luck

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>>9475667
They said to go directly north?
Is that right?

>>9475718
Why?
Are you too far away?

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>>9475775
no i mean you weren't alive a gajillion years ago and you won't be alive for another gajillion years. what's 60 more gonna do? kill ya?

>>9475776
yuuuup

>>9475635
>>9475647
>You messed up.
>Before Tiff can be recalled the Gumshoos darts forward, slamming her head into the ground.
>Tiff is KO'd by Pursuit.
>>9475775
>Ilima picks up his tablet, tapping away while he waits for the girl to finish her challenge.
Live so you can one day have the satisfaction of looking down on those who doubted you.

>>9475988
>Anna is shocked.
"TIFF!"
>She grabs the catte, shaking.
>"J-Joyeuse... USE RETALIATE!"
>ANGERY SORD goes out!
>Retaliate deals double damage because an ally was KOed last turn!

>>9476159
because muh anime never forget that azoth got btfo by bees

>>9476060
>The Gumshoos cringes as the sword smacks it in the head, just barely remaining on its feet. It lashes out with a paw, spiking the blade towards the ground and hissing angrily.
>Gumshoos is at 3% health, Joyeuse is at 89% health.
>>9476159
(Michael doesn't know anything about moves because he's an idiot who neither owns nor cares to check a dex. I'm pretty sure she's scanned Joyeuse to find out his moves at one point, but I might be wrong.)

>>9476159
(There's this thing called a Pokedex that tells trainers what the moves your pokemon have do, Anna has one for sure, but do you really think Kamina would look at it?)

>>9476159
( She's using the neutral-coverage move Joyeuse has, and has done a 'dex scan. )
( He has Shadow Sneak, Pursuit, Retaliate, and Swords Dance, and Retaliate is the Biggest Number. )

>>9476212
>Anna's heart pounds in her throat as the Gumshoos reels.
"Good work, Joyeuse!"
"Try Pursuit, and finish it!"

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heehy guiz looka t what i maed

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guzi dont ignor me
i maed it

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Okay but seriously I've had these in my folder for a while so

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>>9476374

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>>9476309
>>9476350
>>9476374
>>9476386
these are cool

what are they though

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>>9476386

>>9476294
>Although it is still reeling from the last move it's not enough to dull the Totem Pokémon's reaction speed. It whirls around, socking the Honedge with a Pursuit of its own before it hits the ground, KO'd.
>>9476374
(Based on a particular series, or just mecha in general?)

>>9476374
Slateportfag here, nice art, dude.
What's the scale? I can't quite tell with the lighting.

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>>9476392
Shitty mecha concepts a friend and I drew up. Not viable for reality tho. Don't try to build it.
>>9476400
(Mecha in general.)
>>9476412
Ho-Oh is 12' feet. Would be way too fucking heavy to fly unless you stuck jets in there. After this post I gotta get back to my classes.

>>9476400
>Anna stares for a good few moments.
"It's... We did it..."
>Hug that fukken sord
"We did it, Joyeuse! We did it!"
>Anna winces as her Trial-sustained cuts bother her, and stops hugging.
"L-let's go home..."

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>>9476400
(Finally back from irl stuff)
Ow
You shall not be victorious foul beast
For dame anna and my defeated mademoiselle
>sord angrily uses pursuit again

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Everyone

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>>9476514
(Ignore the earler post)
(Pretend he was just boasting and that was what he said at that time
Indeed
Are you okay dame anna, indeed we did it

>>9476630
>Anna shivers a bit.
"I think I need some help, but we gotta get out of here for that, Joyeuse."
"Y-you were great."
>Anna sets off, looking for the exit and hoping that she doesn't have to deal with the mossy log again.

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Alain is a Kalosian

>>9476514
>Returning to the entrance they see Ilima, still tapping away at his tablet. Upon noticing them he shuts the tablet, lazily looking over and smiling.
"I see that you defeated the Totem Pokémon. Good work. It won't work without a Z-ring, but here..."
>He spends a moment digging through his bag, muttering to himself as he searches for the container of Z Crystals.
"... ah. Here. You've earned it."
>His hand is held out palm up, a white octahedron resting on his hand.

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>>9476610
>>9476691
Straight up baller.
Amazing.
Thanks.
Nice meme.
Etc.
Anyway who wants to buy, "Frogge in Alola" for 500P? I need to eat today.

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>>9476746
...
Do you ship them?

>>9476745
"Cool!"
"Um..."
>Anna pauses.
"What is it, and how do I get a Z-Ring?"

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>>9476610
>>9476691
Thank you, Tobias, I'm sure they never would've figured it out without you.

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>>9476676
Hold my hand and in so you don't trip
Be extra careful dame anna
>sord holds anna's hand with the clothand and carefully goes around back outside

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>>9476769
Yeah, sure. Where to, catman?
>>9476860
Hey Alain, you want a self portrait sometime? 800P for my trashart.

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>>9476883
The region I'm in is sorta off the map.
But I'm pretty sure they'll ship it here, considering they fly most deliveries nowadays.
>Sends coordinates

>>9476835
>It takes Ilima roughly three seconds of fidgeting before he pulls out his tablet again, smirking and snorting at the screen on occasion.
"A Z Crystal. They allow you to perform Z Moves. Hala should have an extra Z Ring for you, if you beat him."

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>>9476969
Yeah I can just deliver it there. Give my Togekiss the money.
>Rolling for delivery time, last number.
>Mina looks through her contacts for someone to mooch money of of today.

>>9477042
mina are you okay

>>9476988
"O-Okay! I'll train extra hard, and beat Hala!"
>Anna takes the Z-Crystal.
"Thank you! I need to go to the Pokecenter now..."
>The kid should probably get herself some first aid as well, with all the cuts and scrapes she's accumulated.
"B-Bye, mister Ilima!"
>She runs off, a little unsteadily.

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>>9477042
>Wave to the approaching togekiss
>Take painting, and give it 2000p in return
I got the painting. It's nice.
Thank you!

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>>9476883
800P? Okay. That sounds cheaper than it should be, but okay. I'll take it. Have it delivered to the Viridian gym, if you don't mind.

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>>9477062
I've been saving up for a mega ring and stuff and haven't eaten in 5 days, I'm gay thanks.
>>9477123
Awesome, sweet, thanks catman.
>>9477133
Awesome. Probably need to up my commish amounts but it's been the same for 16 years and I'm 19 now, ain't changing it until I'm dead.
>Get to the painting.
>Rolling for accuracy of Alain, no refs we draw like men.

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>>9477063
Let me help you walk to somewhere safe for you to rest up

>>9477222
"O-okay, Joyeuse."
>Anna's smiling.
>Time to head home.
>Anna's parents are going to freak out when they see her.

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Btw, did Sun like die? I haven't seen the dude in like a week. I owe him like 800P.

Also, Alain got your portrait done. Hella.
>Send it off with Togekiss.
>Rolling for travel time, last number.

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>>9477423
I'm okay, I've just been in Johto! Gold is helping me get the Honhon feather, I think we're really close? 65% of the way there!

Welp, about to take the plane and leave this region behind
Johto, here I come.

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>>9477503
Sweet, nice to know you aren't dead, dude. #dicksoutformoon is still rolled out until I hear from her tho.
Anyway.
>800P deposited.
>Rolling for if Mina has any money to buy food.
>>9477564
Take me with you, plz. Alola sucks and I'm poor.

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>>9477608
Um... Last I saw she was trying to kidnap a ditto that looked like Gladion? She went kinda bonkers so um.... she's probably either dead or a sea cave hermit...

>>9477608
I lucked out and got the ticket for free.
Wait, aren't you tied to to place or something?
Oh fuck, almost missing the flight brb

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>>9477423
>Alain carefully maneuvers the painting inside, setting it on his half of the living room in the back of the gym.
>With that finished he plops 8000 P in Togekiss' talons.
Thank you, Mina.

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>>9477726
What the fuck even. I'm rescinding #dicksoutformoon bring the twitter hastag back. Anyway how you been, Sun?
>Text Molayne.
>"if u read this ur gay"
>>9477732
Yeah, essentially. I can hop off to the other islands and leave for like a few hours but anything more than that and Fini comes to drag me back. One of these days I'm gonna fite Fini.
>>9477781
>Burb: Back.
>Bank: Got.
Woah, hella, thanks Alain.

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>>9477828
I've been okay! Hanging with Gold was pretty cool, don't know where he ran off to though... I gotta find some sort of sacrifice for a giant bat at some point too, but I think that one can wait.

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Boredom is going to kill me one of these days, what do you guys do for fun when you're not battling?

>>9478033
i let my pokemon fuck me

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>>9478033
Hide from my trainer when they want to put me in a dress.
>>9478086
why

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>>9478033
I don't really battle at all.
I just collect cool things and sell them at amazing prices.

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>>9478010
Giant bat? Dang, whatever you pissed off must be strong. Try a Granbull.
Idk dude I can come down there and be a bodyguard.
>>9478033
I paint and try to stave off the eternal march of death.
Man Mo sucks I'm gonna fuckin' piss in his goddamn severs fuckin' never text me back nerd.
10P on him getting pounded by Soffy.

>>9478120
they enjoy me being their boy toy

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>>9478033
Watch movies en' Masse and leave critiques online.

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>>9478086
...I mean I've considered it but quite frankly I don't think any of my current team likes me that way.

>>9478120
Why does your trainer want to put you in a dress?

>>9478121
I don't need money, and I'm not really a collecting person sooo that's a bust.

>>9478160
Painting? Maybe I'll try that out.

>>9478164
I haven't slept in two years, I'm out of movies AND TV shows.

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>>9478163
but.... ok.....

>>9478213
Don't know. thinks i look cute in it or something. I DON'T

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>>9478160
You're much like my servers, that being, cray

>>9478213
understandable, heving sexual acts with your pokemon can only be done if both you and your pokemon trust each other and are comfortable with the idea, it takes time, going straight for fucking isn't a healthy relationship
>>9478230
both sides are happy with it so it's alright

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>>9478230
I mean sometimes I make clothes for my pokemon but it's with their consent and like, small stuff, fur probably gets uncomfortable under clothes.

>>9478289
Oh we all trust each other, they're just not interested in having sex with me, I think most of them are gay.

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>>9478289
THANK YOU
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
YOU DONT GO STRAIGHT FOR THE FUG
You're the best anon
Uh while we're talking about sex
how mad does a boy have to be to turn down sex because he's not happy with you

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>>9478213
Go 4 it. If you steal my customers with lewd reqs I'm going to stab you in your sleep tho.
>>9478270
Oh hell, the old man has awoken. Mo, help all the other trial captains aren't replying to my texts.
Was it the Klefki porn? it was the klefki porn, wasn't it?
I needed to eat last week, I can't help it some guy wanted keychain lewds.

>>9478350
Good Lord what did you do??

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>>9478289
I mean. it's a matter of perspective really.
>>9478329
the dress is actually pretty comfortable... but most clothes suck anyway.
Anyway the point is that i DO NOT LOOK 'adorable' in it

>>9478350
...Have you asked yet? I assume you haven't asked yet because I have yet to meet a man who would ever turn down apology sex

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>>9478377
>Disable Mina-to-trash mail server rule
I saw nothing.

>>9478329
alright, it sound plausible
but if that was that case
would it bother you?
i'm bi so both my male and female pokemon can have it if they want, but only if they honestly want, my policy is honesty first
>>9478350
he sounds pretty upset, what happen
>>9478393
it seems so, but i'm not saying anyone should do it, but only if they truly feel happy and comfortable with the idea

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>>9478160
Uh... I kinda thought it was the bat that I pissed off, but I guess not? It's kinda weird!

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>>9478387
>>9478433
>>9478496
I spent the emergency money
All of it
Without asking
And we couldn't return all the stuff
So its no sex for a couple days

>>9478514
and zorro had nothing to do with it? wow im impressed.

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>>9478487
Alright, Mo you're my new victim. You want me to paint Metagross dicks or something?
12,000P since I'm gonna have to get refs.
>>9478499
Kick it's ass, dude. Kill it.
Is it that moon bat thing?

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>>9478213
That's why we pirate the new stuff. Or watch fan made series and critique those too.

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>>9478496
I don't care, hell I don't care if they're doing it right next to me while I'm doing something else, as long as it's like, in the house and the windows are shut, don't want the neighbors seeing that.

>>9478514
Ouch. That sucks for you, how did you even manage to spend that much money?

>>9478558
Two years, with no sleep or real obligations, I have had literally all the time in the world to watch everything I can actually enjoy.

Where the fuck is Olie?
I need my lulz.

>>9478595
No one, you pedantic faggot, Ollie is a character and the person stealing faceclaims from here to use in ERP isn't even the same player.

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I have just gotten back after a VERY long day of training, Trace evolved after several hours of potions and Take Down, so now I've got a Metang!
How is everyone else doing?

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>>9478590
So move on to porn. I honestly doubt you've watched all of the internet's porn.

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>>9478554
No I'm not giving you money so you can buy it a Hitachi Magic wand and call it a reference.

>>9478514
well, that sounds like something someone would get really pissed at, you did apologize, right?
and if you did it might take a while until he regains the trust
>>9478590
into voyeurism i see
i kid of course
well, it was just that sometimes people are quite agaisnt same sex raltionships, and it seems that your neighbors are quite so
but communication is key to having a good relationship with your pokemon, with or without any kind of sexual relationship

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>>9478496
i guess it's harmless. still seems wrong.
>>9478514
why

>>9478639
Watch that tongue or you'll regret it!

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>>9478673
I wanna fuckin die.
Dude you're gonna get a face full of Metagross dick in a sec.
>>9478702
Bite me, nerd. You want a Gonopore? You're getting a Gonopore.
>Rolling for posts until she's done.
>Last two numbers.

>>9478731
Dude what could you possibly do.

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>>9478554
.... yeah. I'm not sure I can actually kick his ass? Unless you mean in a Pokemon battle!

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>>9478700
That is a fair point, but I don't really have an interest in porn right now.

>>9478717
I just want to avoid having the neighbors knocking on my door saying their little kid saw my pokemon going at it.

Right, guess I'm gonna just watch anime reruns, night folks.

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>>9478752
I what?

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>Shelldon sits at the edge of his pond, and ponders his life amd choices up until then

>>9478809
I wield an incredible power.
You don't want to make an enemy out of me.
You've been warned.

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>>9478752
This is why I stalled extending the fiber network to Poni Island.
That and Fini being a luddite bitch, I'll pay you 100000P if you make Fini stop being a luddite bitch.

>>9478908
>voice in head
you'll know what to do in time

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>Juan Olivar: resolve to stop using your stupid fucking "gangster" nickname.
Anybody got tips for getting blood off a Honedge's tassels? It's a long story.

>>9478996
Fire

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>>9478826
Pokemon battle, duh. If you get kidnapped by a bat Molayne is gonna be champ.
Do you want that?
>>9478867
ROBODONG.
Except it's a gonopore.
>>9478984
Alright I'll see if I can.
...After I finish the last touches on the dongs.
>>9478996
Bleach.
You know where I can get a gun that can kill a water/fairy legendary that more or less controls my soul?

>>9478996
>Mexicans
REEEEEEEEE

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>>9478908
>roost on lobster
>attempt to look impressive

>>9478996
Send em' to Micky the Nose over on Route 121, he know's a guy who knows's a guy

>>9478932
Fuck off, cunt.

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>>9478996
warm water and soap dude.
that's the best i can offer.

>>9479055
>dubsfail impressive
>the bigbirb slips and flops off into the pond, flapping and squawking

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>>9479055
>Roost on burb

>>9478932
( ahaha holy shit and you call us autistic? Nigga what )

>>9479027
Orre. Those anarchic madmen have every weapon under the sun, and some too accursed to have seen the light of day.
Regretfully, I am trapped in Kalos, and having considerable difficulty finding an antiques dealer specializing in old weapons.

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>>9479027
Why would I want that!? And I have a Metang anyways!

>>9479076
>>9479077
>fuckinf
>Stitches falls into the pool too.

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>>9479055
Hello-

>>9479076
>>9479077
>>9479106
...
You two okay?
>Pull both out of the pool

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man gotta go. before dress up time of course. cya nerds tomorrow.

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>>9479016
No.
>>9479027
That might be too harsh?
>>9479055
I'm in Alola, amigo, but thanks for the tip.
>>9479064
I'll try that. Thanks.

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>>9479027
But Hau would totally be a better champ than Molayne! Maybe even Gladion!

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>>9479027
Ask the Aether remnant wackos, they may have a thing or two.
Liberal applications of electricity can also work.

>>9478932
(lmao)

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>>9479077
>>9479106
Ay Capo- SQUAWK

>>9479132
...I's did that on pourpoice.

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>>9479132
>>9479106
>clover is near the pool
hey, what are you guys doing?

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>>9479084
Nice.
>>9479097
They got gonopores too, dude. Do your biology.
>>9479140
Nothing too harsh for cold hard cash.
>>9479155
Hau also made a malasada out of ketchup or something.
>>9479161
Aaaaaaaaaawesome.
Maybe I'll summon Koko.

Anyway Mina outie for a bit.

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>>9479179
Uh...
Okay...
>Pet floof
How have you been?

>>9479188
Just talking and stuff.

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>>9479214
You do yours! My Metang has a smooth metal shell and a computer port!

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>>9479132
>>9479106
>>9479077
>>9479188
>Somewhere above everyone
SQUAAAAAAA
>Divebomb the pool

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>>9479132
Thank.
>>9479179
>>9479188
>>9479258
what is happening

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>>9479188
Drownin'.

>>9479258
AAAA FAK FAK FAK I DEED NOT DO IT I DEED NO- oh hi Max.

>>9479272
Drownin'. Or a pool party. Or both. Prolly both.

>>9478857
Yeah
It is usually what people do when they plan to have sex, so at least tell them to dwp it on a room, and that its has the windows close, no one likes a peeping tom

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Guys what do you do when your Trainer is all beat up? Mine had a rough time of it today and potions obviously don't work.

>>9479329
Fug

>>9479329
Lesbo-lewd the loli

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>>9479258
>Splashed with water
Oh.
Hey max.

>>9479272
The usual stuff, I think.

>>9479287
Pool party, I suppose?

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>>9479342
One, she's nine years old, two, she's nine years old, three, I'm straight, four, how the fuck does that help anything!?

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>>9479240
This is factually true.

>>9479329
How rough are we talking?
It might be a little while until your Trainer's back in action, depending on the severity of the injuries.

>>9479381
Get a movie or something for them to watch?
You know them best, what makes them happy normally?

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>>9479235
>>9479272
>>9479287
Everyone seems to be having fun
>>9479258
And you too honey
I'm going too just wait a moment
>clover picks some arm floaters and a circle floater and slowly gets on the pool

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hello i am dragon
i do not use this much
what do you do when your trainer is going to do a dumb

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>>9479417
Mostly just scrapes scratches and bruises, I uh, had to catch her from a long fall, so she has a few deep gouges in her arm, her dad is looking at them now...

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>>9479452
Have you tried talking to him about it?

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>>9479287
>>9479376
HELLO

>>9479444
Good day my lady

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DIE DRAGON
I WILL PAINT THE WALLS OF YON CASTLE WITH THE BLOOD OF THY YOUNG
>attempt to stab through internet
>break computer

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>>9479452
Stop them?
Talk to them?

>>9479452
Kill them

>>9479455
I'd expect her to be out only a few days, tops.
It depends on how fast she bounces back and how self-conscious she is about bandages.
>>9479452
Tell your trainer they're about to do a dumb, and if that doesn't work then try to play sick if they need you to do it.
My Jolteon did that yesterday, had a bad feeling about my coworker who partied too hard. Sure enough, dumbass had an on-the-job accident.

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>>9479469
i did
he is set on it
i want to make him happy
>>9479500
are you ok????
>>9479519
i do not want to hurt
he doesnt have a eye now
it was my fault
>>9479528
no
>>9479534
ill try
he might go alone
he got a honedge thing and he wants to get some other pokemon

>Arrive at Goldenrod International Airport
>Put a few hours in a cyber cafe

>>9479329
Pokemon medicine that aren't Burn Heal don't work on humans. Knowing from experience, too many smart alecks trying to return opened up Potions.

>>9479452
You stop him from doing a dumb

>>9479574
Convince his Honedge about not doing a dumb?