Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXVIII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 36 for The Gauntlet LXVIII.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
Gascoigne
>>9460183
Yoshimitsu the Second
>>9460128
They arest not the same, foolish woman! The secrets to being a ninja is deception, hence the outfit I hath fitted with mineself. Do ye be unjust? Why else would one say something that be so blasphemous?
>>9460183
Regidad
Billy The Kid
>>9460183
Rika
>>9460183
Machi Amayadori
Kindred Hunter
>>9460183
Ridley
Inkling
Suz
Kaho
Junkrat
George Constanza
>>9460183
Night Dog
>>9460183
Sterling Archer
Haru
Daenerys Targaryen
Deku
Len
>>9460183
Seiga Kaku
>>9460183
Stocking Anarchy
Jinder Mahal
>>9460183
Ronaldo
Cassandra
Ash Crimson
>>9460183
Eric Andre
>>9460183
Agrias Oaks
Ryougi Shiki
Topo Gigio
>>9460183
Sakuya Izayoi
Metal Knuckles
Ichiya Amakaze
A fucking traitor
Ichigo Kurosaki
Anime remover Jack Baur
>>9460183
The Hinderer
>>9460183
Draco
BASED UNHINDERED JINDER
Ronarudo MakuDonurado
>>9460115
Dō yatte kowareta Nihon no koto o manabemashita ka?
Etain
Backrash
>>9460192
I don't know why, but you're one of my favorite people here.
>>9460274
>Baur
WWE Champion Big Poppa Poo
>>9460203
Oh, please, I'd accept "Crazy" before "foolish". Have you ever stopped to consider just how subjective "justice" is? My justice could be entirely different from your own, you know.
>>9460183
Wendy
The amount of Jinder's here is killing me.
>>9460139
>What's the shit that's bothering you? I really only rag on restaurants with her.
>>9460200
>I'm getting mixed signals..
>>9460294
Sorry, all the anime cancer caused a typo.
The Singh Brothers
>>9460289
>appreciate the words m8.
Lerd Bers
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
3MB Jinder Mahal
JINDER CLEAN PISS MAHAL
>>9460183
Sakura
>>9460367
>>9460264
>>9460277
>>9460327
It's just annoying to me. Also that other guy is a faggot but you don't have to drop her if you don't want to.
>>9460367
On with the hunt!
>>9460266
>>9460304
>>9460367
>>9460367
What the fuck is this shit
FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJAH
>>9460367
>Kaho offers a simple prayer to her group, mentally preparing herself for the battle to come
Kaito, if you drop Wendy because of some salty ass fucking faggot.
I will shitpost you harder than I've shitposted any person here.
You fucking got that?
>>9460367
Everything looks good, let's begin
>>9460367
you skipped jinder
>>9460367
>>9460232
>>9460375
>>9460367
The gods of luck shine upon you, young maiden!
>>9460203
>>9460375
>>9460367
#JUSTICEFORJINDER
>>9460367
Let's get this going!
>>9460367
>>9460250
>>9460275
This is an all Jinder game now.
>>9460378
Thank you! I appreciate the assistance.
THE JINDERED HINDERER
>>9460401
i second this.
Betting it on Jinder
Adachi isn't going to do it.
Drop Wendy.
>>9460367
I have 24 hours to remove cancer.
>annoying ringtone
Jack speaking. Remove anime style vidya too? Understood, operations are under way.
>>9460495
>Adachi
>>9460401
same
wtf i wanna huggu kaito now
>>9460483
This is fucking gold
>>9460501
If you have a day to remove cancer, why haven't you removed yourself yet?
>>9460367
>>9460455
Deny this.
>>9460390
You'd go out of your way just for me? How kind, I'll treat you to lunch sometime. My place of course though.
>>9460401
>Well now I'm kind of curious, but I'm honestly having too much fun to stop.
>>9460367
I should really be used to this...but it's so nerve wracking...Le-Let's just go.
>>9460501
kept you waiting huh
>>9460527
Back the fuck off??
>>9460367
Let's get this show on the road
>>9460303
My master's teachings taught I the way! Steal from the rich and corrupt, give to the poor and weak. Ye don't looketh to being of either grouping.
>>9460530
please tell Kamina to give me my Frosty
>>9460522
Because I stopped WW3 from happening. What have you done for the greater good?
>>9460562
Fucking kill yourself.
>>9460543
>let me swap him out
>oh no he denied it let me get mad
Lol
>>9460530
Aw yeah, free food! Uh, thanks girl... who kinda looks like some mascot.
>>9460434
Pls give me the succ
>>9460421
>>9460422
Thank you very much. I'll do my best!
>>9460562
FUCKING KEK NIGGER
STOP DOING RULES
JUST SAY YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMOVE WHO YOU WANT
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE
Autists
>>9460573
Seething.
>>9460584
Why?
>>9460570
I stopped WW4
>>9460589
>No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
Really activates my fucking almonds.
>>9460589
This is the kind of RP that really makes me sit in a chair and say "damn son".
>>9460591
If having harmless silly fun is wrong I don't want to be right.
>>9460598
I didn't know that there will be a school shooting scene in the Emoji movie.
>>9460606
I like you
>>9460621
0
>>9460625
I'M FUCKING POWER UP
ALMONDS EXPLOD8NG
GOIBG TO KILL THE GAMES
CHANGE TIME IS OVER
>>9460636
It will in the sequel
BLOODBATH!
That's what a traitor deserves, really.
Did they even have an equivalent word in feudal Japan?
I think he's more than just a figurative puppet.
Jack already off to a good start.
>>9460640
Why do you like a greentext shitter who does nothing but talk about vidya all day?
>>9460551
>Wendy taps on microphone, the loud thumping coming off of speakers somewhere in the distance, she then speaks into the mic.
Hey, uh, Kamina? You owe this faceless man a frosty.
>>9460581
Yeah, it's a little funny how the world works, right? A lot of people look alike.
>>9460640
That's sweet of you to say, thanks anon.
>>9460675
DDD always tease the anons.
>>9460669
Do it dude. Make something if yourself.
...There's a slice of pizza in it for ya
>>9460669
I have no idea what this bulky suit is for... and it's really stuffy... I'm just going to go with my normal outfit.
>>9460669
YOUR GAMES ARE SHIT NORMIE GAMES
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHIT
NO JINDER
SO YOU GET FUCKING HINDER
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>9460669
I don't even know who that is, though. Why would I want to control them?
>>9460695
Tease the anons with what?
>>9460708
Fuckable avas
>>9460704
Wrestling is for normalfags
>>9460669
I can't say f*******e? This is poppycock! Tomfoolery of the highest order!
>>9460708
Free (You)s
>>9460669
This is the last time I trust a shady mechanic.
>>9460722
So he's a drop in the barrel then. Nice to know.
DAY 1!
I'm sure Stocking is already used to being squirted. :^)
You really, really shouldn't be doing that right now, traitor.
Never said anything about Centipede Remover.
I think it's only in the name, Daenerys.
>>9460704
(You)
>>9460550
Like some sorta sword-swinging Robin Hood, sure. And I'm sure you were taught about not judging based on looks, now weren't you?
>>9460669
Shame, I liked the hooded lady's outfit, too.
no one can hinder Jinder, he has taken over my body! I am now Sterling Mahal
>>9460676
Yeah, no kidding. But uh, can that free food wait? I gotta do stuff real quick.
>>9460669
I'm a babysitter now or something? Whatever, just try not to get yourself killed out there, kid.
>Billy goes silent and thanks to that awkward silence commences
You know that you can let go of my hand now, right?
>>9460750
>DAY 1!
>I'm sure Stocking is already used to being squirted. :^)
>You really, really shouldn't be doing that right now, traitor.
>Never said anything about Centipede Remover.
>I think it's only in the name, Daenerys.
>>>9460704 (You)
>(You)
FUCK OFF NIGGER
FUCKING END YOU AND YOUR SHIT GAMES
NO ONE CARES
GET FUCKING HINDEERDWD
I'M FUCKING SEETHING YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>9460669
>Wendy finds herself crashing into a barrier on the road, soon after a fire starts near the engine. As she looks on to her impending doom she thinks something aloud.
I think I'd have died faster if I was eating at Chipotle than being here.
>The care explodes soon after she finishes, she goes out looking smug.
>>9460762
I guess I could hold onto the coupon for now, but these things do have expiration dates.
>>9460781
How long before you make columbine look like a fucking Joke?
>>9460781
So this is the power of wrestle fags
>>9460750
Where are my clothes? I better get them back after this, being in just armor is uncomfortable
>>9460750
This wasn't in the script! What the fuck!
>>9460755
Stop you're hurting me, and I'm out of laugh gifs
>>9460750
.... what the hell is this supposed to be?
Who do you want to talk to, HG?
>>9460816
You, anon.
Night 1!
Don't blame him, blame Kindred Hunter. He's the puppeteer.
People should probably stop taking the piss out of Jinder if they know what's good for them.
You'd best listen, unless you want to make a fool out of yourself and/or end up in the E.R.
>>9460781
(You)
>>9460816
First off,you.
First question,is this question necessary every fucking day?
>>9460840
Yes
>>9460834
>Night 1!
>Don't blame him, blame Kindred Hunter. He's the puppeteer.
>People should probably stop taking the piss out of Jinder if they know what's good for them.
>You'd best listen, unless you want to make a fool out of yourself and/or end up in the E.R.
>>>9460781 (You)
>(You)
PLEASE JUST FUCKING KYS CUNT
JUST FUCKING END IT
FUCK OFF FROM MY HG AND FUCK OFF FROM MY 4CHAN
YOU FUCKING HINDERED ME FOR THE LAST TIME
I'M GOING TO FICKING FIND YOU AND SKULLFUCK YOU
>>9460840
>first
>first
>starting two sentences in a row with first
Nigga
>>9460834
Both are mentally and physically scarring...
>>9460834
I should stop pressing random buttons and pulling random levers
>>9460834
>Billy isn't really interested in dealing with the people that he succesfully sweeped off their feet, because he is simply just confused about how his Colt was able to fire out arrows
>>9460834
Nice sweater. Just my size too.
>>9460867
Not everything launches a fucking dragon spike!
DAY 2!
Archer fucked with the wrong father.
Jinder's just getting warmed up. Gotta stretch those muscles well before a bout.
The Kid trying to make a bond with Squid Kid.
These maggots are more out for blood than most of the tributes so far.
>>9460860
(You)
>>9460810
IM NOT EVEN CLOSE TO DONE
>>9460816
Matoi
>memeing this hard
Kys Yukine, and you too Asgore.
>>9460750
Foul demon! I shall cut you from the inside! Wait! Where doth mine sword lie?
>>9460751
We all all kinds in the Manji Clan. That wouldst be right but! That be a compliment. Ye arest neither corrupt nor weak in my eyes.
>>9460896
>DAY 2!
>Archer fucked with the wrong father.
>Jinder's just getting warmed up. Gotta stretch those muscles well before a bout.
>The Kid trying to make a bond with Squid Kid.
>These maggots are more out for blood than most of the tributes so far.
>>>9460860 (You)
>(You)
I WON'T BE HINDERED
I CAN'T BE HINDERED
I'M GOING TO TAKE MY HG AND SHOVE IT UO YOUR ASS AND CUM
ALL TO SHOW YOU HOW UNHINDERED I AM
YOU CAN'T FUCKING HINDER ME
I'M GOING TO HINDER YOUR ASS
>>9460896
Whew... That's quite the workout! Wasn't expecting that at all.
>>9460874
>load blank
>inserst arrow down barrel
>fire
>>9460896
C'mon, you can trust me! Outlaws may be criminals, but that doesn't mean you can't trust good 'ol me, just because I'm a shady guy that walks around with a pistol.
>>9460879
Curiosity gets the better of me in most situations, unfortunately. I need to work on that
>>9460896
A question. Why am I just sitting here and listening to you?
NIGHT 2!
Your blacksmithing is nowhere near as good as your technology.
Suz has taken to parroting advice. I guess it was just that good.
I can assure you both of their dreams are very, very different.
>>9460924
(You)
>>9460924
>UO
>>9460900
Jesus christ, it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
>>9460834
That didn't last very long at all.
>>9460966
>NIGHT 2!
>Your blacksmithing is nowhere near as good as your technology.
>Suz has taken to parroting advice. I guess it was just that good.
>I can assure you both of their dreams are very, very different.
>>>9460924 (You)
>(You)
NIGHT 2!
Your blacksmithing is nowhere near as good as your technology.
Suz has taken to parroting advice. I guess it was just that good.
I can assure you both of their dreams are very, very different.
>>9460924 (You)
(You)
RE=EEEEEEEEEEFEGEEEEEEEEE
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR EYEBALL SGUT
THERE WON'T BE A WORMD TO HINDER WHEN I'M DONE YOU PEICE OF SHIT GET FUCKED CUNT
FUCK FUCK FUCK
DIE DIE DIE
KYS
KYS
KSY
>>9460931
>Billy laughs out lout at the possibility of that being true
There's no way that's right, so let me show you why that could never work out!
>He does so and it actually works
...
This place is weird...
DAY 3!
Gascoigne's jilted lover, perhaps?
Not like you don't do that already, just OOC.
Suz is just a copycat.
>>9461006
(You) quoted yourself.
>>9460896
Honestly, what I'm wondering is why the hell I'm even doing this.
>>9460921
Not to mention that silly name for your clan, such a general term.
Compliment, sure, whatever. Outside of strength, I'd consider myself a bit outside of the realm of all that.
>>9460966
Heh. Can't blame me for trying, right?
>>9460966
Well, that was boring, but at least now I know that they actually make armors in child size. That was surprising.
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR HINDER KNIGHT
>>9460900
Is this a new meme that's gonna die after a few threads?
>>9460937
>The Inkling still seems apprehensive towards the boy still, and tries to avoid him after this point
>>9461027
Apologies. At least it was quick and painless, right?
>>9461027
That ain't going to be easy, pal! You'll have to work your ass off to gain my trust! We'll have to work together for weeks, before I could say that I can trust you!
Or you can buy me a drink. That also works.
>>9461052
ARE YOU TRYING TO HINDER JINDER!?
NIGHT 3!
The Gauntlet never lies.
A lot of people think the same way you do, traitor.
>>9461032
I have...mixed emotions.
everyone make a Jinder ava so we can have a mahal game.
>>9461083
Why would I want to be a cancerous wrestlefag?
>>9461082
You wouldn't be the first to say that.
>>9461091
because this cancerous wrestlefag is the memelord of wwe
>>9461082
Well that was unbelievably stupid of me. Why would I roll in the first place, and why near a cliff?
DAY 4!
Junkrat making his own 2hu fanfiction.
He made you let your guard down, Suz. What a shame.
Still training, huh Jinder?
You went from eating bones to hating bones in record time.
>>9461116
More autistic than 2hu tb.h
>>9461133
Jinder has been exercising and shit the entire game. BASED
NIGHT 4!
With the puppetmaster gone, the puppet is an easy target. I'm lovin' it.
>>9461154
He knows that he has to win.
>>9461029
Such a freethinking mind resonates well with mine sword. One such as ye shouldst think of joining the Manji Clan. It wouldst be a great boost or morale to have ye join.
>>9461052
>Billy keeps calmly staring at the girl, like he is expecting her to say something, not knowing that he will probably never receive a reply in the form of words from her
W-Wait! Don't tell me that you don't trust me because I still think! I took at least three showers since that horse threw up on me!
>>9461082
An eye for an eye, a shelter for a shelter. I think that's a fair trade, partner. Now we can totally trust each other.
>>9461133
>Billy chuckles after getting shot for the first time
It seems like that I was too slow...
>He keeps up the chuckling until the second bullet ends his life
>>9461133
>>9460834
HE SAID 'STAND STILL'!
>>9461177
Finally, i can use this gif for it's intended purpose.
>can't sleep
>wake up
>see asgore hosted when I went to sleep again
>go to sleep forever
>>9461072
Nope. Just watching it die quickly.
>>9461082
>The Inkling is really craving some Boston Kreme donuts.
>>9461133
>The Inkling doesn't really know how to play solitaire at all. No wonder she lost.
>>9461190
>The Inkling seems to now be disgusted by what she was told. She tries to keep her distance from the boy, finally noticing the smell
DAY 5!
Your gun technology is remarkably superior to that of your swords.
Jinder is the strongest goddamn man alive, holy shit.
>>9461218
Who are you, friend?
>>9461218
>Miss every game by 5 minutes since I woke up 6 hours ago
>Didn't post, didn't swap beg
>>9461246
> swaps you in right now
>>9461246
Nice
>>9461246
I thought hg felt a little too peaceful today
>>9461133
Just because we're from the same place doesn't mean we get along.
>>9461177
Oh, come on, give mecha shows a shot!
>>9461182
I wouldn't consider myself that free-thinking. And don't bother, I keep out for my own family, not much else.
...Which is to say I already got family to watch out for. Try someone else for all I care.
>>9461238
Hehehehe...all you had to do was ask, Mima.
NIGHT 5!
Well, considering Smolgore is dead...
Splatoon music is stupidly catchy.
For the first time this entire game, Jinder stumbles.
>>9461238
Jinder Mahal can officially lift at least 923 pounds.
>>9461238
You would have rigged it against me if I was awake anyways.
>>9461285
Jinder is just doing a Batista impersonation
>>9461246
Congratulations do you want a medal
>>9461285
Don't spoil Jinder events
>>9461285
Who wouldn't want to kiss this lovable face?
>>9461285
Len got the 7 pieces event thingy?
>my local cinema has this thing when they display old movies from time to time
>go to see pic related
>get to the end
>mfw
Holy shit.
I didn't remember it being THAT trippy.
>>9460982
you're welcome
>>9461246
Hoshi, is it true Mcdonalds does delivery in Gookeria?
>>9461246
Replying for relevancy
DAY 6!
You're merely giving her power, Seiga!
Gascoigne is fiercely loyal to his teams.
Junkrat's a packrat. Who knew?
>>9461290
No wonder he just fucking won tonight.
>>9461292
>me
>rigging
???
>>9461312
No, but I felt like it was time. Long overdue, in fact. You can probably dig up the thread in desuarchive if you want to. It was during the Faction Game yesterday night.
>>9461238
>Inkling is always stronger than Gascoigne. Weird...
>>9461285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J6L2fEJ1XQ
>>9461338
Anon can't be relevant
You're doing it wrong
>>9461353
>But water kills Inklings, Gorey.
>>9461353
You heard me
>>9461353
Sit still. It'll be over quicker like that.
>>9461312
he got revolver'd by vino instead
>>9461233
Y'know how hard it is to find a jacket like this? I only have this one!
>Billy is visibly annoyed by the girl's behaviour
Damn kids...
>He takes off his jacket and walks away to find a river or stream, so he can wash his beloved garment for the fourth time
Damn kids and their good noses...
>>9461282
There be a lot on thy mind as well. Shouldst ye have something terrible happen, the offer will always stand.However, there be duties I hath to attend to.
>Still with the sword in his hand, his hand begins to spin more and more until he was being lifted from the ground higher and higher.
Fare thee well, young maiden! This shant be the last you see of I, The Second Yoshimitsu! Hahahahaha!
>Vino sits up off of the floor, wiping the copious amounts of drool off of his face and drowsily looking around the room. He yawns, rubbing his eyes. It takes him a moment to realize where he is, and even longer to process just how he'd slept on the floor all day without waking up all this time.
Man.. How long was I sleepin' for?
>>9461393
Speak 'a the devil 'n he will appear, looks like.
NIGHT 6!
In honor of the fallen 2hu, Draco.
I don't know how to feel right now.
>>9461383
Today I learned something.
>>9461385
I don't even know who you are.
>>9461422
Oh yes you do. I can hear you quaking behind all your snowmen, knights and dead goats.
>Nobody responds to a certain avatar
:thinking:
>>9461422
Get rekt loser
>>9461262
Nty
>>9461263
Very nice.
>>9461268
I don't get it. It usually isn't any different whether I'm here or not.
>>9461307
Yeah, if not a winscreen.
>>9461328
Yes, so does burger king.
>>9461338
You are Seth tier now.
>>9461404
>The Inkling watches the boy look for a stream from a few feet away. She seems intrigued by him.
>>9461422
>But Draco is from Puyo Puyo, Gorey.
>>9461422
FUCK, HE GOT HINDERED.
>>9461383
>not Thinkling
Smdhtbqhwyf
>>9461422
>it's a 2hu wins again episode
F E A S T B O Y S
You earned it with those two victories and near-third victory, kid.
>>9461438
Huh.
>>9461456
Close enough.
>>9461444
Who?
>>9461453
>Yes, so does burger king.
Niceu.
when are you inviting me to your place so we can get mcdonalds and listen to dank K-shit music?
>>9461465
That's actually a pretty good name for it.
>>9461469
>The Inkling relaxs on a comfy sofa, while watching the remaining tributes on a TV. Livin' like Larry.
>>9461409
...Urgh. Ninjas. Buncha weirdos.
>>9461422
Those things're awful scary, aren't they? You'd think they wouldn't even need food.
DAY 7!
The second corpse delivery of the game for one tribute.
>>9461496
That's why I said it you troglodyte.
>>9461485
I live too far from any McDonald's to get deliveries. Better go downtown, they have McDiddies and live K-pop constantly anyway.
>>9461511
Yo dawg, You don't gotta get angry.
NIGHT 7!
Regidad got fed up with being the recipient and not the deliverer.
>>9461542
I'm not angry. I just like insulting you.
>>9461515
can I get a mcgangbang?
>>9461505
You know, you could've just woken me up instead of breaking my clock, you asshole.
DAY 8!
Yeah, you brought that on yourself by being around so many corpses, buddy.
>>9461564
Is that being sadistic or sumthin'?
>>9461567
You can have a McDick
NIGHT 8!
RNGSUS HIMSELF MAKING A BOLD CLAIM AGAINST THE ONLY RETURNING CHAMP! BUT WILL HE BE RIGHT? Find out when it all ends next slide! Place your bets!
>>9461585
Yeah technically I guess.
>>9461456
>Billy almost instantly notices that she is obviously being followed by the girl, but he decides not to pay attention to her as he walks through the Arena's forest
Where did it go? I remember a stream that was around here.
>It takes Billy a good five minutes to realize that he isn't in the same Arena as before
Oh...
>>9461593
You spelled guarantees wrong, Gorey.
>>9461601
That's kinda weird.
>>9461593
Betting 30$ on Deku the underdog. Let's fuck over Fate!
>>9461593
Jesus christ, this thing just doesn't give up!
>>9461632
...We-Well it wasn't wrong. At least I got far.
>>9461587
The "Mc" makes that sound disappointing and unhealthy.
CONGRATULATIONS REGIDAD!
You are the newest Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9461632
H-Hey, now... If nobody else bet, I don't have to give my money, right?...
>>9461611
>The Inkling taps the boy on the shoulder and points him in the direction where a stream is. After that, she grabs his hand and starts to pull him that way.
>>9461659
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9461632
>>9461659
Hey, my district buddy actually won! Though I still think that bringin' his kids in here was a bad idea.
Thanks for the game, pal.
But first, the Placements, followed by the Summary. And yes, I know I need to alter some of the text for the new name.
>>9461663
Yeah, it's a chance there aren't many gamblers tonight....
>>9461659
Thank you for the show, sorry for not being there during most of it
Congratulations
>>9461679
Thanks for the chance.
>>9461505
>>9461659
I guess that turned out alright, after all.
Congrats. Thanks for the show.
>>9461659
Thanks for hostin'.
>>9461679
Thanks for the game! Congrats to the winner!
>>9461659
>>9461679
Congrats Regidad, and thanks for the fun!
>>9461632
Dammit, i just got rad dad'ed.
>>9461659
Congratulations to whatever that thing is.
>>9461679
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN JINDER, DAMMIT!
Also thanks for hosting.
>>9461672
>Billy doesn't say a word, and just lets the girl drag him to the stream, as his expression changes to show the feeling of defeat that he is experiencing at the moment
>>9461679
Thank you for the match, and congratulations to the mechanical father.
>>9461679
Se-Second place is good enough...I-I can't complain.
>>9461658
You don't like the competition? McDonald's French Fries seem to be in more demand. I can see the jealousy in the creases of your frown.
>>9461679
>>9461686
Thanks for having us.
>>9461734
>The Inkling tilts her head slightly, and has a questioning look on her face
>>9461751
Thanks for playing.
>>9461749
Why would I be jealous of a place whose only item I hear support for is a side? Maybe you should replace the clown as their mascot because at least you can tell good jokes.
>>9461764
Y'know, relying on kids is just not cool at all when you're supposed to be a fearsome outlaw like me. So just guide me to a stream where I can clean my jacket and wash away my shame.
>>9461795
>Maybe you should replace the clown as their mascot
What?
>>9461795
A charming offer, but I you'll need the clown in his place. After all, you wouldn't want the competition sporting a cuter mascot than yourself. You've just made a very dangerous proposition. Do you want to go out of business?
...Ha
Don't look at me so seriously. I'm too old to be selling burgers with my looks.
>>9461814
>The Inkling shrugs her shoulders. She doesn't really get what's the big deal.
>>9461843
The clown, ya'know, Ronald?
>>9461857
They already have a 'cute' female Ronald, so I'm still not too worried, plus something like that is subjective.
Do I look serious to you? I'm standing on top of the world right now in my mind, I'm having way too much fun for any of this seriousness business.
>puts the penis one the poster below
COCK?!!
>kk
>Read fanfiction
>they give the mc skinny-jeans and combat boots
Dropped
>>9461946
>Reading fanfiction
>>9461926
Oh. I haven't gone to either place in like 7 years so I forgot they had that.
>>9461926
Your butt gets cold with all that sitting you do on your milkshakes, doesn't it?
The king, the colonel, the clown. It's a man's game isn't it?
>>9461952
>not reading fanfiction for comedic value
I miss KKs Gundam Tanaka
I'll host if someone throws me the pastebin of codes.
And if yall decide if you want a 36 or 48
>>9461877
You still don't understand? In the eyes of the people I'm supposed to be the gun twirling, revolver king, Billy The Kid! Or something like that.
What would they think if they knew that I need a kid's help to find some water to clean my stinkin' jacket?
>>9462019
Fuck off.
>>9462019
36 sounds good.
Don't have the codes unfortunately
>>9462019
https://pastebin.com/aS0DezVt
>>9461973
I won't say anything about it, glad you're staying away from it.
>>9461979
The only one of those I'd actually call a man is the Colonel, but he's been dead so I wouldn't speak ill of him. Who cares about the numbers of men to women anyway, my restaurant and Starbucks are popular enough to make it not matter.
>>9462019
>>9462055
This one has more codes in it
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
>>9462025
>The Inkling sighs, not understanding this. They're both kids anyway, Right? What's so wrong about this?
>tfw kind of want to pick up Boros
>>9462084
>hindenberg tits
Dropped.
>>9462071
Starbucks? The mascot doesn't seem to talk much. She seems to have a rather mysterious look on her face. Their chocolate chip scones are very popular, a little overpriced but it's the atmosphere that matters.
I don't mind some can coffee in the park, as much as I don't mind eating food from the local restaurants.
You can say my relationship with fast foods leaves much to be desired.