Hunger Games thread
Lucky Games 4!
I'll need 48 tributes. Give me a picture and a name. Also, don't forget to tell me your gender if it isn't obvious, that way I don't fuck things up.
Aliera Carstairs
>>9440663
Mayor of Cantown
(Male, just in case.)
>>9440663
Vino
Gascoigne
Len
Merlina
>>9440663
Marie Korbel
Starlord
>>9440663
Tanaka-kun
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9440663
Utsutsu
Suzumi
Partially Melted Snowman
>>9440663
Ridley
>>9440663
Leviathan
Osamu Dazai
Kaho
>>9440663
Suicide Baby
Kindred Hunter
Billy The Kid
Inkling
Ai Ebihara
>>9440663
Astaroth
Clownpiece
>>9440663
Ririchiyo
>>9440663
Draco
>>9440672
>I got myself a 3DS and PC for online but have NES, SNES, N64, GameCube, and Wii when regarding emulators.
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9440663
Mikun
Male
>>9440663
The King in Yellow
Rubick
Ryougi Shiki
Cassandra
>>9440663
Daddy
Reigen Arataka
Michael Mell
>>9440663
Ash Crimson
>>9440663
Dog Mom
Simple Plan
stu
>>9440663
Magane
Suggestive V-tan
Senshougahara
Ichigo Hatofuri
Ichiya Amakaze
Phil Elverum
Daniel J. D'arby
Miss Melancholy
>>9440663
Sakura
Monsieur Le President
>>9440663
Alien candy
>>9440672
Discord's pretty useful.
>>9440663
Stocking Anarchy
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9440557
As I said, I do not fight to impress anyone. Much less one I have just met. I doubt you met any like me however. The power I have is quite destructive. I would rather not have to use it when not necessary.
>As she says this, she stares forlornly at a blue, glowing card. Holding it in her hand, she taps it against her chin, looking at the sky.
But you do interest me, whoever you may be. You scream someone that is average yet I sense something powerful in you. Not enough to say the universe would end with your demise but something close.
>>9440511
>All I can recommend is that you pick someone you like. Don't worry too much of the RP or getting them right. No one's an expert here. Ever scared of getting them wrong, copy a bunch of their quotes onto the pastebin and then apply it to any of the things here. That is what I have been doing lately.
>>9440588
>The woman claps at the performance she was given, then looking at the guards on the floor with a smirk.
That was quite impressive, Seth. I was lucky to have witnessed that firsthand. As a nurse, I can safely say that all of the opposition are still alive. However I do think we should flee.
>Scanning once more, she finds the exit and begins to walk towards it.
Shall we?
>>9440663
Chie
>>9440530 (Chie)
Oh I was just proposing. It's great you like it Chie, maybe one day your skin will show a beautiful azure too.
>She grins
That'd be great.
>>9440660 (Demon snowman from Shin megami tensei)
...
What a weird guy...
>She happily takes the rest of the popcorn though, a ship it's sinking and it's a beautiful sight to see.
>>9440735
V-Tan avatar when
I want my video game rageaholic yet will fuck anything that can be considered even semi-attractive, no matter what it is.
>>9440757
Fuck off he already said he don't wanna
>>9440730
>slaps ass
take me back
>haru
>Reposts again here because fuck typing takes a while sometimes.)
>>9440548 (Suz)
I never said it -wasn't ours! It's.. It's not a game... Do I flirt? Of course I do! I have to! If I don't take from others... I'll die...
>Her teeth clamp down on her lip, not on the red flesh, but the peach skin beyond. At this rate, she'd able to give herself a piercing with the hole she potentially punches through her skin.
I... I didn't want to tell you... You'd say "Take from me!" But I Can't do that! ...I'd kill you...
>>9440541 (Astaroth)
>Ahri keeps her head down, breathing heavily as her eyes dart every which way.
What illusions...? You mean what I kept from her? The things I have to do to live?
Food turns to ash in my mouth. I can't eat like everyone else!
>She breaks free from the grasp, throwing her drink across the area.
I can't even drink normally! It just evaporates and leaves me with the effects!
>>9440776
V-tan has the potential to be one of HG's most cancerous avatars.
>>9440730
hey beter
>haru
>>9440672
Fuck dude I already have a few programs set up for making them, and my design is a little shitty but they come out looking kinda cool. I'm just asking around if anybody wants one. My only problem is... Well yeah, the distribution of them because I don't have the wins saved on this iPad.
>>9440663
Sterling Archer
>>9440535
Wonderful. Well I am going to go comfort Suz, so you and Stocking play nice till I get back. Or hate fuck or whatever, you're adults.
>>9440548
Now THAT, I can help with.
>Archer put his arm over Suz's should before handing her another flask. He did feel a bit bad for her, having been dumped by Ahri, something he wasn't really used to feeling.
So how many bars you want to clear out tonight?
>>9440780
Yo dawg, Calm down.
>>9440788
Perfect representation of the board itself desu
>>9440776
>>9440788
Don't make me do it
>>9440772
Thanks anyways, miss.
>She looks down at the ground, her smile briefly faltering, before she turns her gaze back up, shaking her head.
Nah. I'm just me. I don't think I'd look good in blue outside of a yukata!
>>9440813
DO IT NIGGER
>>9440795
I wouldn't do the deed with her even if she's the last person on earth. No way in hell.
But alright, we'll try not to get at each other's throats.
>>9440787
>She looks taken aback, she didn't know about all this and Ahri speaking about her condition, akin to those of the worst sinners, breaks her usual confidence.
W-Wait! I was only talking to Suzumi, you know her illusion, you and her being a thing and...
Fuck, for real how did that happen?!...
...
...
No wonder you didn't want to drink
Anyone got that ava wall creator link?
>>9440813
DON'T DO IT NIGGER
>>9440715
>3DS
I might not have a Steam account, but I'm going to kick your ass in Super Mario 3D Land/World I swear to God. Name the time and the place motherfucker, you'll get wasted.
>>9440757
I know, but I don't want to use discord because of the tension surrounding it. Useful doesn't mean much if it's hated tb.h
>>9440794
Shit man, I wish I could help you in that regard. Who do you need to give the wins to? If you ask them directly, maybe they'll respond.
>>9440840
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>9440840
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>9440828
You wouldn't believe how may times I said that before banging someone I hate... Seven.
>>9440660
Oh my! I would fix that immediately! I shall eagerly wait to see if you haven't died. Tata for now, Jack!
>>9440784
>>9440791
Jokes over, guys.
>>9440846
>tfw lost my Super Mario 3D Land
>Just fucking kill me family
>>9440763
Just the opposite, actually. See, if ya really think about it, this whole world's pretty obviously in my head. How else would ya explain that ya can't prove anybody else's consciousness but mine? How do I know all'a you people ain't just dreams? There ain't any way for me ta find that out! You're all just creations from my head, that's tha only thing that makes any kinda sense.
That means, that if I die...
Well, I'm not sure what'd happen if I died. That's why I'm sure I can never die. I'm confident that this world would just cease ta exist if I die, and I'd be the only one left. That's the only thing that I can see happenin'.
So.. If I were ta disappear, this whole world would go with me.
>>9440846
I guess that makes sense.
>>9440663
I summon MF Doom
>>9440846
Just because you have a Discord account doesn't mean you're in some super secret cancer server. I'm not in any server related to HG and I just use it to contact people a lot faster.
>>9440828
ur cute
>>9440866
who tf are you
All right, here's the reaping. Swaps and corrections go here.
>>9440763
Shall we ? We freakin' better, because if those guys are still kicking it after the outlandish assault I gave them, they won't be able to wake up from this !
> The Man reaches to his pocket to take out.. A BOMB ?!
I know, I know. It's not really original considering all the ones they've been receiving lately. But mine's special, so it makes up for it.
These crooks dared to boo me on the European Tour even though I turned face months ago, so fuck 'em.
> Seth throws the bomb towards the most stuck-up looking snobs, and runs away as fast as possible
Don't get caught in the explosion, it'd be a shame to eat those frog legs all alone !
>>9440668
You never knew me if you thought I'd turn you away for something like that.
I did all I could to show you that you could trust me. But it just wasn't fucking enough. Why did it take all this for you to say? Why didnt you love me enough to trust me? What does that have to do with you looking at someone else the way I wanted you to look at me?
>>9440541
Keep it. Keep her. Keep everything. I shouldn't have even bothered in the first place.
>>9440795
>There's a genuine grin she was waiting for. Sometimes after a trek through hell and back, all that was needed to remedy was a friendly touch on the shoulder.
Only the best. I've got a fat wallet and nothing to wake up to tomorrow.
>>9440879
Seriously?
>>9440846
I have around 50ish cards to make, since I started making them way later in my time hosting. I-I made a mistake in that regard, since I cannot remember a single one. Except Eggman-kun. I know he won one, and I think it was around 55 or so.
>>9440885
>>9440729
>>9440763
Hey, host! Swap me out for the hot babe! I got stuff to do anyways.
>>9440866
hey beter
>haru
>>9440866
ur face is a joke
>daps
>>9440885
>Kaho mutters a short prayer before nodding
>>9440885
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9440708
>>9440754
>>9440885
>>9440859
...Wow. Just wow. But boss, I am serious about that! No, way in hell. Besides, she just rubs me the wrong way.
>>9440878
O-Oh. Uh, neat to know. Hehehehe...
>>9440885
Let's push it to the max! I
>>9440747
>>9440762
>>9440885
Please give this lovely lady my spot.
>>9440885
>You are FEELING LUCKY this game.
>>9440820
Blue goes with everything in my opinion.
You look pretty sad Chie, and I might have just what you need :
>>9440885
>>9440710
>>9440771
Swap me out for cute little Chie
>>9440771
>>9440885
>He pushes his face back together
Ready, ho!
>>9440922
go ahed mista jewster
>>9440885
Everything looks good. Let's begin
>>9440894
What the actual fuck is happening here?
>>9440885
Ready Sir! I will not disappoint!
>Mikun slowly but steadily brings out his knives, ready for battle.
>>9440885
>Dazai stands at the ready.
How exactly will I face death this round? Will I be lucky enough to make it until the end? Throwing myself into battles again and again. I'll find meaning in it eventually.
>>9440885
On with the hunt!
>>9440915
Thank you very much, I'll do my best.
>>9440897
I can beat a fat wallet. How about a fat government credit card.
>Archer chuckled and waved his "magic" card around.
WOOOOO LET'S GET WASTED!
>>9440917
Phrasing BOOM!
>>9440938
>Thank you kind sir.
>>9440909
>kissu
>>9440894
>The Inkling glares at the burly wrestler.
>>9440953
Do your best out there, sweetie.
>Ai gives the girl a smile, a pat on the head, then walks off.
>>9440885
This looks appropiate. Please proceed.
>>9440965
>Kaho looks confused at the anon's action, unsure how to respond
>>9440926
Bok bok!
>>9440642(Archer)
This snowman killed you? Well, I'll soon take care of him.
>And no further words came out of her mouth, full of melted ice.
>>9440660(icecream)
>There's only sucking and licking noises coming from Stocking, until she nails her teeth on Jack's ice and taking a good chunk of ice into her mouth.
>>9440712(Anime MC reject.)
Mggghh...Eahy?
>Glup
Why would I go easy with my dessert? That makes no sense.
>>9440926
Oh. Oh, uh, thanks, miss! Though, well...I've had my fill of blood here. More than it, actually.
>>9440903
No.
>>9440905
A minute longer and you might have been able to make a good insult.
>>9440979
Good luck best priestess.
I want to fuck _____
>>9440987
>Anime MC reject
>>9440994
KK!
>LF
>>9440987
>Leaves a plate of angel food cake
>>9440846
Just talk in threads man
>>9440994
haru, but as a hatefuck
>ash
>>9440981
>It's been a while anon. I still use the pics you gave me. Thanks for this one!
>>9440836
>Ahri breathes heavily, much like an angry or frightened animal would.
I get the effects, sure. I get drunk... But there's no flavor. It's just... breathing in smoke. I HAVE to take from the very thing that makes life worth living, and I wish I didn't have to.
>>9440897
I didn't look at them with the same intensity, the same passion. It was a means to an end! If I told you...
>Memories, the one thing she dreaded...
>A man with raven hair like hers. An artist...
>A painting of a flower...
>His body, floating lifeless before her...
I couldn't lose you too.
>>9440885
Lets... Just get this over with.
>>9440987
H-h-hee-okay now, I d-don't mind being eaten, but that ice is valuable, ho!
>He shivers. Can snowmen shiver?
J-jeez, you're hungry, ho!
>>9440992
hey beter
>haru
>>9440868
F-Fuck, I guess that's out of the question. I feel super sorry for you honestly.
I will beat you at Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance I swear to God, I'm not exaggerating
>>9440877
I might get a discord in that case, but when I do, I won't join the HG server. I'll just use it to talk to people. And this is if I get a discord, so don't get your hopes up.
>>9440901
Oh shit, I would have helped you if I could. You could ask others to help look for your game winners, but I don't think it would come up fruitful.
Could I help in any way?
>>9441011
I will.
And here be the bloodbath.
Ooh, assassins, spies, and agencies, oh my.
>>9440961
>It takes Ichiya a second to realize the words he uttered.
Crap. Uh, pretend I didn't say that. Okay boss?
>>9440987
I say go easy on the desert because me and the boss don't want you to be fat as hell. Also, question... do you workout?
>>9441017
Glad to be of service.
>>9440987
He somehow got dynamite. I really don't know how...
>>9441019
Look if you're that depressed I could put you out of your misery.
>>9441011
but Discord's better in a few ways.
Private Messaging
sekrit diskorbs
Y'know?
>Tfw in an avatar crisis
>>9441048
>>9441028
>I've never owned a single Kingdom Hearts game.
>>9441041
I'm gonna be in a big trouble.
>>9441057
NEVERMIND
>>9441048
>wanting to die
>>9441041
>Attention, passengers, this is your pilot speaking: You're all gonna die! See you!
>>9441070
>>9441041
>Rubick gives the man in the shadows a large wad of cash in exchange for the microchip. Rubick shoves the microchip into his mouth and begins chewing, each crunch causing Rubick's face to scrunch up more.
This isn't at all any good. Eugh...
>Rubick opens his mouth and spits what remains of the chip to the floor.
>>9440993
>Kaho gives a single nod
Thank you.
>>9441041
>Carefully, Kaho proceeds to exit the area.
>>9441048
>>9441041
FIRST EVENT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!
>>9441048
>See pic
>>9441047
I think I can manage.
is the Duck ava here?
>>9441028
I don't think so. The best course of action would be for me to go back through desuarchive and search every thread for my games, or, I just continue to ask in thread for Hungry Games winners in hopes that I find someone who wants one.
>>9441048
Of course you do.
>>9441041
>>9440991
Oh yeah? Well then hum... you won't feel too bad about this then
>>9441048
>
>>9441077
>>9441041
are you serious
>>9441103
>>9440869
You say it is the obvious yet no one in their right mind would think of this. Then again, one that does govern power would look completely average to throw anyone off. Then again again, I doubt one would think of myself. I am much too unique. Then again again again, this can only be proven if you were to die.
>Once again she looks at the car in her hand. Putting it into her book then slamming it closed, she smiles at the weird man.
But I do not do those kinds of things. Though seeing what may happen intrigues me, I still do have a journey myself to complete.
>>9440894
>The woman calmly walks away from the restaurant as if she didn't see the bomb being tossed. Humming a tune to herself, the resulting explosion does nothing to her stride but knock her hat off.
Silly me.
>Putting it back on, she sees the mark Seth left on it. Her grin unchanging, she quickly catches up to him.
Oh dear, you must have been very nervous to do that. I don't believe we can go to there ever again. It would be quite a shame if the food they prepare happen to be excellent. Speaking of, I am starving.
>>9440902
Quite embarrassing to have been late. I must thank you for this.
>>9441041
Wait, this blows up? Oooh, I have to experience this!
>>9441041
Even good plans go wrong. It's better to adapt to the situation at hand
>>9441041
>Dies in the Bloodbath it seems...
>>9441051
Feh...
If this doesn't.. turn out well... Just promise me you'll make it quick?
>>9441041
You'd think that if a king couldn't be a traitor to his organization, because he calls the shots of his organization.
...Aparrently that train of thought is wrong.
Also, Gascoigne, what did we say about making sure your target is dead?
>>9441082
Sorry, that's just the way the dice rolled.
BTW where is the tourney guy?
>>9441041
I barely had time to do anything!
>>9441112
more
>>9441017
>speaking of pictures.
I'm back leaking tribute nudes. these idiots just have these things saved on their iphone cloud storage hahaha. Ask and yee shall receive
RAYGUN SWAPTAKA
>>9441041
>>9441097
At least it was quick. I'm sorry for wasting your spot, miss, really!
>>9441128
>My girl reigen count isn't very high
>>9441118
It's always good to have an eldritch horror on the team. Make us proud, tentacled one.
I just realized I haven't drank apple juice in almost 15 years
>>9441118
Thanks for killing me.
You go girl.
>>9441117
Well I haven't intentionally killed a god before. Will bullets do the trick? Because that I can do.
>>9441132
>>9441041
Hmm. This boy doesn't look threatening at all. Would it be really right to kill him?>>9441118
I shouldn't take his life without knowing him better.
...
And who might you be?
>>9441118
>The priestess is quick with her bow, firing off three arrows before retreating
>>9441154
I'm really craving some apple juice now.
Fuck you.
>>9441113
Don't mention it. Kick as much ass out there as you can for me!
>>9441118
>Hey, where'd that girl chasing you go?
>Oh, well, no matter. You can finally purchase some peas in peace.
>>9441130
Now this is a reason to make levi go back to sleep
>>9441160
>challenge accepting intensifies
>>9441141
i don't care, more
>>9441118
Leviathan proves herself to be a cold-blooded killer. Stocking, however, doesn't prove anything.
Also, it seems Inkling had a Bubbler stored up for just such an occasion.
>>9441118
Not a very sophisticated trap when even a kid can get out easily. This dude should step up his game.
>>9441041
Okay, don't know who i'm after. Sooooo... shit. Guess I just gotta kill someone.
>>9441082
Good. Last thing I need, is for Stocking to have more ammo against me.
>>9441118
Urgh... shit.
>He falls onto the ground, laying face down.
....Is she gone? I don't hear her, so guess she is.
>Ichiya gets up and dust himself off.
>>9441051
Just carry a flamethrower or something, Archer. He's made of ice, no big deal y'know?
>>9440922
I'm not giving you a single penny for it, ok? Good, thanks.
>>9441118
Hmph! Bring it! As If I couldn't deflect it with my dual stripes!
>>9441022
Huh? Why are you still talk- UUUGGGHH
>Stocking suddenly goes pale, holding er face with both hands.
OH GOD IT'S COLD GODDAMIT NNGGGKK!
>>9441047
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING FAT I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR BALL AND- NGGGHHH!!!
>>9441006
>Even in the middle of pain she puts the cake on her bag for later.
>>9441112
delet this right now
>>9441128
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
>>9441181
>>9441182
>>9441204
>i sleep
>>9441185
>You know this gun like the back of your hand.
>If it had a weird checkerboard pattern on it that brought back bad memories, that is. Then it'd definitely be like the back of your hand.
>>9441059
FUCK
I will kick your ass at New Super Mario Bros. 2. Fuck, name the game and I'm pretty sure I'll beat you at it.
>>9441094
Shit, man, I wish you the best in that case. I would totally help if I could, but if you need me to help you in any way, just tell me.
>>9440961
>She hops up into his arms, hugging his neck tightly, expecting his secret squirrel CIA reflexes to catch her in a bridal-carry.
Avanti!
>>9441019
Why couldn't you tell me this to begin with?
Why wait until it broke me inside and out with no explanation as to why you were doing this in front of me?
>She pinches the bridge of her nose, squinting hard until she saw a lightshow of aggravated colors
This is stupid.
>>9441158
A god? Please. I'm nothing but some monster, crafted by the stories told of me by the humans I've met and the memories I was foolish enough to leave behind..
>>9441201
>He looks at the girl with a look of confusion and worry.
...You ate me, ho, and didn't expect me to be cold? What do you hee-think I am, a hot pizza out of the oven, ho?
>He pats the gothic girl on the shoulder gently.
>>9441113
Seems like that journey don't concern me, either way, 'n I ain't interested in makin' friends here. Like I said, if ya find somebody that ya think could give me a workout, point 'em my way.
I got a family ta get back to, though. Or.. At least check on. Might be back later. You take it easy, sugar.
>>9441185
These all have the same function, don't they? Pull the trigger, a bullet comes out. Just give me something concealable.
>>9441019
>She quickly regains her composure back, not that she cannot empatize with people but she's not the one to dwell on that kind of feeling.
Tcch you should have told me since the beginning Ahri heh. And I was taking pleasure making you drink all that stuff.
You what? You're trying to say you're kind of a succubus... Hmm, It's not that bad of a life really Ahri, what's keeping you down? Just listen to your heart and desires, they cannot mislead you.
>>9441177
Don't you like my body Levi?
>>9441175
>The woman comes back cover in soot with the bottom of her dress covered with flames.
I shall and I shall win in your honor. Is what I would have said if I wasn't so distracted with a letter. Do they all blow up like that?
>>9441185
Pathetic. If you cannot even control your movements, how do you expect to be more than a mere nuisance?
>mfw tricky nudes
>>9441185
And this is why you should never break into someone's place without a weapon. After all, this is America!
>>9441185
Well I wasn't expecting that to happen. Well, it's better this way, harming someone doesn't feel good, even here
>>9441185
>The priestess' leaf blade is swift, cutting the sleeping man severely before leaving the room.
Who do you want to RP with, HG?
>>9441185
The day is filled with security meetings and stakeouts. Oh, and Tsubasa got run over.
>>9441139
There wasn't any waste, don't worry. I did what I wanted to.
>>9441248
>mfw tricky's used tampons
>>9441261
Astaroth but she goes out of her way to avoid me
>>9441185
Never forget. Big brother is always watching.
>>9441185
How did I not notice that before? I could have sworn I didn't see anyone come in.
That mistake could have costed me my life...
>She lets out a frustrated sigh and plops onto her bed
I need to be more careful from now on...
>>9441262
Always.... Watching
>>9441262
>Yep, that's...that's a snowman.
>If he could hurry up and finish melting, that would be swell.
>>9441261
Anyone
>>9441212
Smash. I'll kick your ass in that.
>Not DDD
>>9441248
>>9441271
>mfw people still think about something that happened almost three years ago
Also, I don't wear tampons reeee
>>9441264
Haha, well...at least there wasn't any blood, right?
>>9441230
In the future, it may. I am still trying to find partners for this. When our paths cross again, I will be sure to tell you any of interest besides myself. Tata!
>>9441261
My wife Ursula.
>>9441261
I don't know anymore. I come here to RP but when I open the threads I just lose my motivation no matter who is fagging at that moment.
>>9441272
>I did? Really it's not intentional, maybe I was really tired or I missed you, I enjoy talking to everyone.
>Just come talk to me, we don't even need a game's event.
>>9441201
>Ichiya smiles at Stocking, while trying to suppress his giggling.
Heh, guess I know what makes you tick. Oh and by the way, it's balls. Since you know, a guy has more than one. >>9441261
>Anyone right now. And I can say I am enjoying myself.
>>9441218
>The sight of Suz acting like this with Archer causes her to turn away.
The last person I told of this right away said he could help. He said "I can keep you from taking too much away!" And... Well clearly he's not here now, Is he?
I waited because I thought I could find a way to tell you... But I couldn't... I'm sorry.
M-maybe it's better you go with him... At least Archer won't have to hold himself back from taking your memories away.
>>9441261
>I just want to give up sometimes...
>>9441262
Wait, didn't you just run away from me before?
>>9441212
>You can always emulate a game and we can fuck each other over in it somehow.
>Wait fuck that reminds me I have to do The Daily in Nuclear Throne.
>>9441262
Something doesn't feel right having a backstabber in our midst. Better keep my eyes on this girly man.
>>9441261
Hot Sabre (Cassandra)
>>9441262
Did you really have the intention to kill? Or was your plan so flawed that we could escape with ease?
>>9441185
They didn't do anything about it, so is not levi's fault
>>9441239
I just want lucifer-sama's body, and now I can't get rid of that image..
>>9441262
Ok.. now you people wants to give levi nightmares..
>>9441312
You should.
>>9441201
That wouldn't have done a whole lot for me in the dynamite scenario now would it have?
>>9441196
She uses swords so ammo isn't much use to her.
>>9441218
Oh Holy Shit!
>Archer's quick reflexes and strong neck muscles manage to catch Suzumi, despite the unexpected display of affection.
Y ya I think I can manage that. You know you're lucky I am a trained secret agent. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have been able to catch you.
>>9441312
C U T E
>>9441303
Where's she from
>>9441262
Meanwhile, the night is full of love, passion, and death.
>>9441324
>Hiya
>I really should RP more, huh?
>>9441241
>Not noticing her at first due to listening to music with his eyes closed, he quickly removes his headphones after feeling someone else's presence near him
Huh? Letters? I don't think they do, m'am.
>He rubs his neck awkwardly
I guess I passed my bad luck on to you, sorry!
>>9441296
Fine then, fucker. Watch me as I kick your ass in a game I've never actually played before. I'm going to main Little Mac.
Seriously though, I might buy it. Maybe I might play it with you sometime, idk
>>9441316
I don't know about the Gamecube and the Wii, but I can assure you that I'll be able to beat you within reason. Fuck, if you had a Wii U I could beat you in Super Mario 3D World.
What's a Nuclear Throne?
>>9441261
I'm too sleepy to rp but Satou, Iida, Andy, Starlord and Vino.
>>9441248
>>9441262
Has anyone ordered the pizza yet? I'm famished
>>9441356
I've been marked my entire life. Having a couple more assassins on my trail doesn't mean anything at this point.
.
>>9441356
>>9441370
>>9441356
You both do realize that trying to hurt me won't deter me, right?
>>9440947
>>9440969
I'll explain everything later.
>>9441113
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if they ban me from there forever, not that it's the first time I'd be banned from somewhere though.
Or worse, a manhunt. But knowing WWE lawyers I'd away with it, as always.
Now, the moment we both been waiti-
> Seth's phone rings, and for the first time in his life he wasn't happy to hear his glorious theme song kick in
Oh yeah, I got an another event to attend. Got booked to host my games on the other side of the globe and I'm late as fuck.
Such is the life of a busy man, heh ?
> Taking a couple of frog legs for the road, he leaves the rest of the basket to the woman
Enjoy it. They weren't kidding when they said french cuisine is good.
> Turning his back, The Man's about to get in his private jet, which is already here because rigs
> But before taking off, The Man lets out a last verse to his partner in crime
Let's do this again, another time.
Maybe without the explosion, though.
[loud plane noises]
>>9441261
>Anyone, really, but I'm kinda busy doing other stuff. Such as in the life of a hee-ho.
>>9441331
You cannot? Maybe it's for a good reason... I've never met that onee-sama you talk so much about but... what if I was more beautiful than her? Better?
This may be your mind trying to help you realize this. What do you think Levi?
>>9441300
Sure.... Crimson wouldn't suit you at all.
>>9441385
>There's always Puyo Puyo
>>9441356
Everyone takes the wrong page from the "How to be a Super Villain" manual. Seriously, you're supposed to make sure your trap works and that your target ends up dead.
>>9441356
And I should have realized that he wasn't my dad since he's neither blue or David Hasselhoff. Hopefully the other girl does better.
>tfw RPing instead of working on my code
>>9441420
Yeah.
>She looks down at her hands, slowly curling them in to fists. The smile's gone from her face again.
Yeah. I know it doesn't. I really do.
>>9441272
>>9441306
>Don't avoid me anon
>>9441339
No boss, like insults. Because she already called me an anime MC reject. Which is not true by the way, since this is a fashion statement!
>>9441356
>You raise 10 chips on the design plan for night vision goggles.
>You are almost certain this is what you're supposed to be doing.
>>9441426
>Can't...breathe...dumb...idiot...idea...
>>9441439
You should feel bad
>>9441426
It's better this way. I don't actually want either of you harmed
>>9441298
>mfw tricky's a free-bleeder
ew
>>9441397
Um...
>>9441357
Yes
>kissu
I liked your stuff from before. I just don't have much of an excuse to rp with you character intention wise if that makes sense.
>>9441418
Jack's a cool guy, but sexing him is gross. He's like, snow n a persona n stuff.
>>9441426
>Rubick's fingertips cackle with bolts of arcane energy that leap out at any approaching henchmen, killing them instantly.
They must really underestimate us.
>>9441228
Owww owww ow ow....ice cream headache, you fool! Alright alright calm down Stocking..it's gonna disappear soon...
>>9441308
Shut up and give the goddamn napkins already, Tch!
>Stocking takes them away from the guy's hands, cleaning the molten ice and chocolate from her lips
>>9441339
For next time he comes around, silly. Unless the whole arena is full with dynamite it shouldn't be a problem.
>>9441467
What's wrong with a persona?
>>9441460
>Makes sense, just have to wait for an event then. Eh?
>>9441391
>
>>9441458
Consider this: You can't grind on a tampon in the middle of class.
>>9441423
>Implying I'm good at Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
What kind of Kiwi do you take me for? I, Alfred "Boatfucker" Jones, am a complete casual when it comes to games.
Unless Puyo Puyo is Tetris? My memory is hazy, but I'm pretty sure it had Tetris in it.
>>9441441
I really don't like seeing you all blue Chie, at least not this way.
>She squats, putting her head at Chie's height, gently caressing her head.
Maybe you'd like to do something? I may have some time before going.
>>9441453
fuck u I'm having fun
>>9441426
I'm afraid I don't know how to manipulate some of these artifacts, but I am sure I could learn in due time.
>>9441490
They're ghosts n stuff.
I think.
All I know of persona is watching footage of P5.
Game looks fun tho.
>>9441426
We all know what the result of telling a dog mom to do an evil monologue will be- she's going to start lecturing.
Meanwhile, Mikun and Suzumi share their regrets.
>>9441480
You, um, need anything, hee-ho?
>He pulls out a bag of ice from a fridge and dumps it onto himself
>+52 HP
>HP: 301/999
>>9441311
It's a shame he can't.
Being without you isn't something anybody should have to suffer through. I guess it's too late for that now.
I'm sorry I couldn't help you.
>>9441339
Had to make sure you're the real deal. Any swinging dick can throw a monkey suit on and call himself something special.
>>9441499
...Huh?
>Slowly, she looks up. That innocent, childish light in her eyes is just...gone. Vanished,
What's that?
Remember when KK shaved his legs?
Good times.
>>9441356
Oh you STUPID HUMAAA-
>An awful sound can be heard when levi falls to the ground
>>9441420
I should show you a pic of her sometime, onee-sama is hotter than the sun! levi's underwear gets wet when she it's with onee-sama, well.. I think levi gave too much information, but you get levi's point
>>9441539
Let's not and say we didn't. I'd rather you kill me
Who were the best male avas in HG?
>>9441480
Tch. No need for rudeness, we're partners after all.
>Ichiya couldn't help but let out a little chuckle as he watch Stocking clean her lips.
So, I take it you are a big fan of ice cream?
>>9441539
Sometimes you just gotta put your feet up.
>>9441563
Crendor
>>9441519
>I assure you it's not anon. I think you just caught me in a bad time.
>It's true that I sometimes cut interactions short because I feel like I'm going to chain reply and it will be a real pain to deal with in the end, but it's nothing personal and I usually try to pick it up back the moment I can.
>I know people never tell their avas in that situation, but just tell me yours and we'll rp one of those days. Trust me on this, I've already done that with someone here who had no one to rp for weeks
>>9441563
I'm the best one, hands down, ho!
>>9441444
>nice trips
I see. I've been meaning to ask you about that. What is that? Is it a scarf? A weird necklace thing? I mean it looks kind of silly but I'm a suit guy.
>>9441545
I mean, it's long enough to swing, but I wear boxer briefs.
>Archer chuckled at his own bad joke, continuing to carry Suz towards the nearest bar.
>>9441480
Ya, I suppose that would be a decent Idea.
>>9441539
Dog Mom dies to a cover-up as a dozen henchmen all go out for a calimari dinner.
>>9441498
>I'm just okay at it. Still a baby that can only reliably do 3 chains besides the extremely rare occurance I bullshit my way to doing an 8 chain (That actually happened today and caught me completely off-guard).
>Yes there is a Puyo Puyo Tetris but it's only for PS3, PS4, and Switch. And I have none.
>>9441563
Soviet
Janus
Crendor
>>9441555
>She blinks... She didn't notice it yet, but she can faintly feel the adorable little girl she met isn't quite the same
What's that what? What's wrong Chie?
>>9441601
Is this all your ava does? Talk about vidya in greentext all fucking day?
>>9441563
I think you're talking abot me, mate, even dogs talk about it
>>9441539
...I'm not up-to-date with the latest drama, but I'm sure I have at least one piece of information someone like you could make good use of.
>>9441595
Why do we need another one...?
>>9441539
Before we bargain, I need to know. Do you have any information that may help me? Or is this solely for your own benefit?
>>9441618
That's DDD for ya.
How's your first day?
>>9441577
It's fine. It's happened several times now, I'm not gonna make a big deal about it.
>>9441373
You are willing to replace yourself knowing that you carry bad luck? That is very careless, no?
>She doesn't seem to mind it with the smile on her face as she pats away the flames on her dress.
It was quite fun to be in that explosion so I thank your bad luck.
>>9441405
Ah, that sounds like a you problem. No one even knows I exist half of the time.
>A disappointed look crosses her face for a moment as she hears the phone ring.
Leaving so soon? Why I have yet to thank you for bringing me on this venture.
>She takes the basket without any questions as the man boards the plane.
I suppose I shall enjoy these with someone else. I would like to do this again. Whether it be tomorrow or the end of time, I shall wait. Tata!
>Waving as the plane takes off, she takes a frog leg out of the basket to look at it.
Left without even a kiss. His loss!
>>9441618
>Yes.
>>9441561
You didn't tell too much don't worry.
Oh well, I guess you'll have to live with my image in your head for now.
Sweet dreams Levi~
>>9441563
Soviet, Dimitri, Mark and Simon.
>>9441632
Fine, but I don't fucking get it. Why greentext for OOC if you're OOC constantly?
>>9441545
>Ahri's golden eyes turn downward.
"I'm sorry I couldn't help you"?
Don't you listen? I'd have to take from you. Make you forget things. Holes in your life, even the sad ones... I guess if you REALLY wanted to help...
>Ahri looks up again, her face and eyes are hard and serious.
Let me take all the memories of ME from you...
>>9441633
>NO. It's not fucking fine.
>You're gonna tell me your ava and we'll RP the shit out it.
>I rped with the player for fuck sake's, the guy who usually doesn't say anything. Come on anon, tell me
>>9441613
No, not really, it's nothing. Really.
...I just thought you already had something in mind.
>>9441563
Soviet
Bolin
Tupac
Should I take a shower before going off to bed tonight?
>>9441622
Kys Red
>>9441239
>>9441652
>You might have missed that.
>>9441595
Sakura and Kosaku prove they're not James Bond, as Mikun freshens up his death.
>>9441666
Satanic trips confirm Soviet Bolin and Pac are the saviors of hg
>>9441661
No. Just drop it, seriously, it's not that big of a deal. Don't dip into virtue signalling territory and just leave it as is. I said it's fine, so it's fine.
>>9441467
I saw a loli doujin where that wasn't a problem. The snowman used a popcicle for his dick after coming to life... He also got melted by the loli in the end.
>>9441584
This?
>He reaches up and touches the lion-like medal on his scarf.
Well, I... uh... I actually don't know what this is. But I do know that it's kind of important to me. Don't know why, just have a feeling.
And hey, suits aren't all bad. I just find them hard to wear.
>>9441668
No, sir, my hat is BLUE, blue for god's sake! are you Color Blind? or is it the dress meme once again?
>>9441635
W-Well, it only happens sometimes!
If you had really good luck you could probably cancel out my bad luck.
>He returns the smile and places his hands inside his pockets before shrugging
At least that's how I think it works, heh.
>>9441539
Yes yes, they all died. Microchip? No, that didn't taste very good. Not supposed to eat it? Eh. What's done is done, right?
>>9441595
Again with these nobodies. When will they ever learn?
>>9441689
I tire of this. I'm going to go watch TV or something instead, maybe get some french fries on the way.
>>9441707
Hey Dolan what's an almond
>>9441567
No, we're not.
>Stocking turns the napkins into a bundle and kicks it towards a trashcan.
Ice cream, cake, cookies, candy, everything with sugar is in my menu. Add that to your list of amazing deductions, captain obvious.
>>9441540
Suddenly I don't feel like eating your ice anymore, little snowman. Too cold for my sensitive mouth.
>>9441584
Hey, I couldn't take down the snowman, just letting you know that.
>>9441697
>Popsicle dick
l m a o
>>9441649
> https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9372678/#9372993
>>9441667
Always shower twice a day when it's hot outside.
>>9441689
I hope everyone's hungry, because it's time for a feast!
Unfortunately, all they serve is death.
>>9441696
>I don't think it's virtue signalling, but visibly you want to RP with me and for some reason I ignored you... Maybe we shared several events and...
>Well, I'll try to be more careful then, don't lose hope though. I have no one blacklisted here.
>tfw sister knows what my cum smells like
>>9441727
Hee-isn't that a shame, ho? Such a cute one even, ho. Well, hey, I'm always around!
>>9441697
>I would ask for sauce but I feel like you wouldn't give it.
>>9441747
Wrong slide senpai
>>9441747
>saving the same file twice
Anybody hosting after?
>>9441747
WAIT FUCK THAT'S NOT THE FEAST
I'm not sure how the autocropper fucked that up and had 10 and 11 be the same slide. Fucking hell.
>>9441680
>... I did. I apologize.
That's not to say I can't get drunk.. But that's why I hate to waste it so... It'd be a mess for the sake of making a mess!
If you want to word it like that, yes...
Listen to my heart, my desires? I don't want Suz to suffer... My heart wants this pain to end. I desire to let her live a life free of the pain of knowing me...
>>9441664
Tcchh... Ok Chie, I'm just waiting to finish something with someone anyway, so it wouldn't have been long.
Think about what you'd like to do for the next time we met though.
>>9441741
Use the shampoo or not?
Long hair btw
>>9441689
Ugh. I was not ready for that... the best I can do is hope that somebody will continue my mission for me.
>Marie
>>9441777
nice trips
and I don't think so
>>9441788
Asgore?
>>9441788
Use it once every other shower
Too much is bad for it
>>9441778
I have enough supplies to last me at the moment, going would be dangerous
>Kindred Hunter
>>9441788
If its your second shower don't bother. Too much shampoo is bad for your hair.
>>9441601
Then maybe I might play it. I've never even heard of any of these games before, so I'm going to get to work on playing them.
I don't really know where to start, tho. Any recommendations?
Can we stop this cringy soap opera shit already?
>>9441727
>"Even when trying to start a conversation... she's going to be a massive bitch about it. Urgh... boss, you're killing me here."
Jeez, I am definitely surprised that you are not in a shape of a balloon right now. I mean, really... your body has to be messed up or something. Huh, maybe that can explain your bitchy nature.
>Ichiya
>>9441755
I would give it... If I could remember the name. Been driving me mad since your ava reminded me of it.
>251 images
Nani
>>9441788
If you have washed your hair in the morning already it's not needed. Also, don't wash your hair for one day to allow your scalp to regenerate.
>>9441584
>Archer I gotta hit the hay. Insert in here a long bonding night over tequila and shots with the right 80's hit playing at the exact moment it was needed. I'll see ya around.
>>9441652
>She's wincing hard at that notion. All of it. Every moment she'd spent holding Ahri dearly in eyes always on the brink of misty happiness gone and void in an instant. Would that really solve anything?
>She took a step forward reaching out with a pleading, desperate hand.
I don't want to forget. The life I left behind was a veil. It was dark and it was hopeless. You lifted it from me. Don't make me go back to it alone.
>Night everybody, ily
>>9441817
No because if we didnt soap opera nothing would be happening
>>9441828
That happens when two people post an image at the exact same time
It's pretty rare desu
I love cocks!
>Lucky
>>9441836
Nighty
>>9441842
I'd rather have nothing
>>9441836
>Goodnight Suz
>Archer
>>9441816
Puyo Puyo Tsu, Puyo Puyo Fever, Puyo Pop GBA, Puyo Puyo Tetris
>>9441871
Holy shit.
>>9441824
Huh. It's the old "I remember this porn I really loved but can't find it" problem, huh?