/sug/ - Steven Universe General Amethyst Edition Last Thre

lapis is shit

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why is this the case?

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Don't make me laugh...

I've got something to say

>>9429093
It's better to burn out than fade away

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>"Dude, you taste like fear."

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Skinny gems should fuck

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>>9429084
why not

>>9429093
Out with it lad, what do you want

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pearl tries her best

>>9429233
Shrek 2 was okay.

>>9429076
Water is wet.

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>"No one will ever know I ______!"

>>9429288
killed the Mayor of Palm Springs.

>>9429235
to murder children, yeah.

>>9429235
Her best is a level of absolute suck unseen by the likes of human nor gem through all time. Good game birdmum, you're a broken disgrace to the servile class across galaxies. Cry to your Quartz pillow about it. Wait, you almost let it fall over a cliff for betraying your overblown perception of relations between the two of you. That sucks.
>>9429288
Walked into the middle a big gay orgy that nearly imploded the Earth? Steven knows. And that kid is not a fan of secrets.

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Jasper/Ruby

>>9429152
Too bad tumblr hates every skinny gem, so chances are low

>>9429288
I saw the actual episode a few weeks ago, and Tom is actually entering the closet in reverse in that scene

>>9429330
Rose had bullshit floating powers. She obviously thought Steven had the same

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We need more lewd Blue Diamond.

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Lapis/Sapphire

>>9429350
The worst Gems combining to create the pinnacle of shittiness.

>>9429376
You linked the wrong one retard >>9429371

>>9429390
A runner up, at best.

>>9429360
like all those other powers of rose steven has that he totally displayed the ability to control perfectly back in season one
yeah

>>9429366
I wonder if any of the gems would inform BD that her nipples are showing

We need more skinny gems in this show

>>9429421
That's racist.

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dont forget, Army ha the biggest gem cock

>>9429421
Actually there's too much of them

>>9429350
>>9429371
source?

>>9429459
>Pearl
>Lapis
>Peridot
>HW Jasper
There aren't that many.

>>9429480
Does Peridot count? She's more curvy than a Pearl

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Anon! There is glory out there for you! Maybe not warrior's glory, but your glory! Your destiny! Don't let it down. Seize it!

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Good *uff* morning

>>9429521
almost forgot
>>9386781
kill yourself

We're never getting leaks....we're going to have to watch it on tv like normalfags

>>9429545
Wow Lapis did you get thinner?

>>9429561
Get off my board you faggot normie.

Lapis has to be the most hated non villain character.

>>9429480
Actually
-Pearl
-yellow pearl
-blue pearl
-lapis
-moonstone
-centi
-skinny
-opal
-sardonyx

>>9429586
she's boring.

>>9429421
We need more pearls of every variation color and form

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>>9429561
Learn patience! It will benefit you anon. It will not hurt you to wait.

>>9429613
>sardonyx
>those hips
>skinny

>>9429613
Opal does count either. She has thick legs

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>NINE DAYS

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I'm gonna bop you if you don't give me the leaks.

>>9429613
There's more beefy/curvy/chubby gems. Don't forget the famethyst and rubies

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>>9429698
Be PATIENT!

When's a realistic time on which the leaks might actually come out? Don't they usually leak three days before, so this coming Friday?

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DID ANYONE CUT OFF THEIR PENIS YET

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>>9429724

>>9429613
The diamonds arent buff or fat

Sapphire isnt fat and peridot is thin but curvy

>>9429727
Yes, this is a television airing so at best we'll get screenshots and previews a few days before, unless they decide to release it on the app

>fat
The only fat gem so far is Rose
The rest are either buff or curvy

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>>9429762
I think amy is a little fat

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>>9429572
Yeah I've been working out, I'm huge

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>>9429762
Lad

>>9429771
Wrong she's just stocky

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>>9429470
@ttumbleweed
They're also gembooty on tumblr

>>9429762
Topaz? Not obese but rounder I guess?

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>>9429762
Yeah Jasper, whatever you say

>>9429771
Buff like the other amethysts

>>9429771
>Those feet again

>>9429780
What the fuck is this

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>>9429793
You're right. Shes a mesomorph
>>9429805
im not even a foot fag i just like the art. I didnt realize it was fetish art until you all pointed it out

>>9429807
That's Smoky Quartz

>>9429807
The scene that will put SU into eternity

>>9429822
I know I'm asking why the fuck it looks like Jasper just got hit by a floating balloon

>>9429807
A Tumblr gemsona that won a contest and got a cameo appearance in the show

>>9429816
I could edit it... But I'm not sure how to cut down those toenails.

>>9429787
Gonna have to link their twitter as there's 500 ttumbleweeds.

Found their tumblr but no sign of the fusions.

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>>9429848
Just let her nasty feet be nasty

>>9429816
It's not fetish art, it's by amaet who I'm pretty sure is a chick and chicks don't get foot fetishes. She's a pearlmethyst fag and gem designer.

>>9429855
@tttumbleweed
Three T's

>>9429867
3 t's gotcha, the 2 t's gave me MANY reasons.

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>YWN tease, grope, and play with Amethyst's fat gut

Feels bad man

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>>9429864
chicks dont get foot fetishes huh

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>>9429724
kill yourself

this thread is dead no one will notice that im gay

>>9429873
I have never seen foot fetish art aimed at women, just straight and gay dudes

>>9429884
I know a foot fetish artist who is a woman and draws male feet. But I'm sure their audience is majority gay dudes

>>9429859
No. I like the art too, but those feet ruin it

>>9429901
Most likely. I don't think women really get intense hyper specific ferishes like men, as in, the classic definition of a fetish (NEED it to get off), not just kinks

>>9429871
>ywn never see her shapeshift into hiding that gut only to show up in the most unexpected moment

Why live

>>9429879
fag

>>9429246
It's okay, anon. You're right. It was okay. It was an okay movie.

>>9429870
They probably have a SFW Tumblr too but idk the url

>>9429964
Twitter is annoying to navigate as it doesn't have a search bar exclusive for the page you're currently browsing, and this artist isn't showing where their fusions are.

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>>9429529

Okay.

But first, I must bark at you.

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Who here is gonna date me?
Come on don't be shy.

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>>9386787
kill yourself

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>>9429995
Bark all you need. Get it out of your system.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mse5yDRL_gc

>>9429978
Went through all of their images in the past, that's all they have of those two fusions
>search bar
People rarely tag their stuff beyond maybe the most basic of hashtags anyway.

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Has your birthstone appeared in the show yet /sug/?

Post a pic if so.

>>9429996
stop

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>>9430033

>>9430033
I have zero images of Ruby, and I don't feel like getting one.

>>9430018

>very very young

YOUNG GEMS CONFIRMED

PERIDOT CONFIRMED LOLI

>>9430033
>Emerald
Not yet but pretty dang likely to show up eventually.

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>>9430033
Not yet!

>>9430056
Since a judge seems out of the question. what role do you think she'll play?

>>9430048
She was talking about aquamarine not Peridot
Peridot has said she is 1000s of years old
Who knows what "young" means for gems anyway.

>>9430056
What if they never do show emerald

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>>9430033

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>>9430033

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>>9430073
Aquarius. We would be friends, unless you dislike cancers.

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>>9430033
I don't think I could have gotten a more underwhelming gem.

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>>9430033
I don't have any lone pics of Garnet on my phone. It's all group.

>>9430062
I figure they must be saving her for something big, kind weird that it's so famous but they haven't even mentioned her yet.

>>9430066
It'd be surprising, once again due to how famous the gem is. I like that they focus on the lesser-known gems too but that'd really be strange, and I'd wonder what the reasoning was.

>>9430026
I'd like the posts for the fusions.

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>>9430085
But she is big and beautiful!

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>>9430033
Pearl, Alexandrite, and soon, Moonstone.

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>>9430033

And my birthday's on the 19th, so I'm happy.

I would've posted Moonstone, but I don't have any art of her.

>>9430033
>Turquoise
If it's a Lapidot fusion, I'll kms.

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>>9430033
Pearl, Amethyst, Rainbow Quartz and some more

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>>9430107
fair.

>>9430092
I bet emeralds are like slaves/servants for aquamarines in the same way rubies are bodyguards for sapphires despite being almost identical minerals irl.

>>9430082
Garnet Aquarius here

>>9430089
wasn't this artist a gigantic amedotfag? what happened to her blog, she was one of the best SU artists

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FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE LEAKS

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>>9430095
True, but she barely ever shows up, and she barely even says anything whenever she does. It's like, my birthstone may as well be Onion.

>>9430135
She's still around. Her amedot blog is gone tho. She still draws SU.

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>>9430035
why

>>9430138
stop

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>>9430144
>That pussy

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Who else thinks Lars was a idiot in Stuck Together ?
>Maybe I don't want to escape these murder aliens
Who else wanted to kill this fagot?

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>>9430089
kill yourself phoneposter

>>9430162
If I got myself trapped on an alien ship after being abducted I'd want to kill myself too

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>>9430144
mayb we can hope for an opal centric episode some day

>>9430163
kys

>>9430182
He utterly refused to even try to escape while bitching.
He deserves the gas chamber.

>>9430206
>Unironically wanting to go back to Earth and your boring humanly life
>Or a chance to going in a bang in space

>>9430183
Smokey got one before her

>>9430151
link please?

Can't wait for Steven to get back from Homeworld and for Greg to simply not care, because him getting angry is a big no-no and sexist.

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When will my suffering end?

>>9430229
Lars minutes before this was terrified and wanted to escape.
After capturing he is the supreme bitch of the multiverse.
Character consistency ladies and gentleman.

>>9430240
More like Amethyst got one. She needed to make that monstrosity to beat Jasper so she could stop angsting about being a weak overcooked runt.

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>>9430093
Went through them again since it's easier to do on the app, no other OC fusions other than an older lapphire
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJYAwQbUwAAn3ii?format=jpg&name=orig
>>9430244
http://bloochikin.tumblr.com

>>9430244
Im on mobile but look up bloochikin. You'll find her tumblr and deviantart

>>9430154
it's weird

>>9430309
older one looks better then the new one ironically, found the other two though, thanks.

>>9430284
He's been angry before? He's more likely to freak out tho.

>>9430284
Greg is a gentle man. His anger isn't as important as Steven's safety.

>>9430048
JASPER CONFIRMED LOLI

>>9430288
No, he wanted to hide. He's realistic and knew it was pointless to escape after being captured.

>>9430377
I do not know, mane. If my kid tried to sacrifice himself for the crimes of his mother. I would ABSOLUTELY be angry at their caretakers for letting that happen.

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After Stuck Together Lars is officially the worst character of all times.
Lars needs to be exterminated.

>>9430410
He was a retard for not even giving it a change.
A bitching retard

>>9430419
The CGs couldn't do a lot though. Why would he be angry at them and not at the diamonds?

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>>9429545
Good *huff* afternoon.

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What's the best ship in SU?

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>>9430435
>Lars
>Worst character
DELET THIS

>>9429414
But they aren't.

>>9430481
Lapis and shattering

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>>9430481
Steven X Mr Smiley

>>9430481
Steven X Rose Quartz

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>>9430481
Lapis x being stuffed by Amethyst

>>9430481
amedot give me boner

>>9430481
I need more pearlrose flashbacks. I love the suffering and tragedy give me moooore

>>9430570
Retard

Do you think we will at least get a White Diamond namedrop?

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>>9430481

>>9430593
IMO that's one of the most likely things to happen, along with better background behind the shattering of Pink Diamond

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Now who here is gonna date me?
Don't be shy!

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>>9430481
Salty water

>>9430570
Yes more of this. Best episodes.

>>9430487
This is a joke right?!
He always was the most shit character or one of the most shit characters.

>>9430631
no
you just have shit taste

>>9430611
kys

>>9430509
I hope there's no art of this.

>>9430567
>>9430619
And now the meme shippers are posting their cancer.

>>9430611
Why did you drop that ice cream you fucking retard?

>>9430644
Tell me what makes his a good character?
List what attracts you to him?

>>9430652
Amedot and Pearlapis are bueno.

>>9430435
you're a fucking faggot if you think lars is worst boy. ronaldo already took that title retard

>visit MrHaliboot's DeviantArt
>"a part of the Brony Network" declaration at the top of his page

What if White Diamond challenges Steven to a Yu-gi-oh duel?

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>>9430651
Its named DEVIANT art for a reason.

>>9430611
No but we can be friends

>>9430677
The show improves 10^100

>>9430663
His smoking hot body.

>>9430652
Calm down

>>9430673
Ronaldo is best character.
I'm a Ronaldo fanboy.
Prove me wrong!
Pro tip you can not!

>>9430677
And the episode is boarded by Lamar

>>9430677
What deck would Steven use?

Hard mode: No gem beasts

>>9430716
And it's ruined.

>>9430673
Ronaldo gives plot relevant stuff for us to think about no matter how annoying he can get. Lars is nothing but bitching and being a shit to everyone that cares about him.

The gems are Persona arcanas
Pearl is the Lovers
Amethyst is the Chariot
Garnet is the Hierophant
Lapis is the High Priestess
Peridot is the Magician
Jasper is Death
Steven is the Fool
Greg is the Emperor
Connie is the Empress
Rose Quartz is The World

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>>9430731
Rolando is also massively fun.
His Alex Jones stiled personality is amazingly fun.
Also he is happy and funny and this makes me happy.
Lars is a bitching depressed peace of shit.

>>9430724
Similar to Jaden. Steven is a fusion slut and would abuse polymerisation

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>>9430481

>>9430731
>>9430771
Rocknaldo

>>9430788
I like Holly a little more every day...

>>9430663
he's the most grounded, realistic, and relatable character the show has; also he's the only narcissist in the show of peace-loving hippies. And even if he's "too much of a dick" he's probably the only townie getting legitimate redemption and trying to develop as a character
>>9430731
>>9430771
Ronaldo is an ally now you fucking rock-person idiot
His shtick got old soon, and his episodes are NEVER plot-relevant

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>>9430724
A fusion deck!

Do yoy think Steven is scared his mum might come back and reclaim her old gem?

>>9430665
Nah, they're both shit and cancer.

What anime the gems would watch
Pearl does not watch anime
Amethyst watches anything but prefers weird fetish hentai and shonen
Garnet watches whatever Steven is watching, and likes cute love stories
Lapis watches weird meme animes about supernatural beings having to live a normal human life
Peridot watches SOL high school anime
Jasper watches fight and sports anime
Steven prefers shoujo
Greg is old
Connie watches harem and reverse harem anime

>>9430789
>Rocknaldo
Best episode so far.

>>9430755
Those are tarot cards you moron, persona just used them for the game

>>9430830
Literally fucking kill yourself.

>>9430836
Persona invented arcanas.

I'm fapping right now /sug/. Tell me something arousing.

>>9430515
yes

>>9430819
If anything, he'd probably be ecstatic at the prospect of Rose coming back to deal with her own legacy of clusterfuck gem warfare.

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>>9430850
Here you go, anon, this should help you out.

>>9430850
I am currently taking a very meaty shit.

The gems are Mario characters
Pearl is waluigi
Amethyst is Wario
Garnet is yoshi
Lapis is Rosalina
Peridot is Toad
Jasper is Bowser
Steven is Luigi
Greg is Peach
Connie is Mario

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>>9430755
>>9430848

post lapiven

>>9430850
Lapis struggling to finish three cakes by herself while her stomach groans in protest.

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>>9430800
i see her posted around more these couple days for some reason, i dont even have to do it

>>9430827
Garnet strikes me as a jojofag

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>>9430890
I wish I could live in a post-Lapiven canonization world

>>9430890
>>9430918
I wish you fags could go one thread without shitting the place up.

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Rocknaldo
Written and Storyboarded by:
Hillary Florido and Lauren Zuke

I wanna marathon all the plot heavy episodes, can someone list them?

>>9430611
>Now who here is gonna date rape me?
Careful, little Peridoodle. It's only 2 days by rail from here to you, and no travel visa is needed.

The gems characters they play in smash
Pearl is Marth
Amethyst is R.O.B.
Garnet is Captain Falcon
Lapis is Kirby
Peridot is Yoshi
Jasper is Jigglypuff
Steven is Pikachu
Greg is Mario
Connie is Zelda

>>9430942
That question is never very well-received. Watch all or don't bother.

I have an odd request, can we post humanised gems?

>>9430802
>he's the most grounded, realistic, and relatable charact
I actually relate more to Peridot and Ronaldo simply become I have this fun loving personality.
If you fused Peridot with Ronaldo and fused them with Rorschach you get basically me.
>he's the only narcissist
Yes and its nice however he is a depressing and shy bitch. Something I'm not because I go balls to the wall not giving a shit what others think.

>Ronaldo is an ally now you fucking rock-person idiot
I don't understand this.
All I got from Rocknaldo is the message
>Retards and cripples are inferior and can not join the military
This might be do to my world view however
>his episodes are NEVER plot-relevant
True, yet they are fun.
I love to see Blood Stone actually try to take on a Diamond with his plastic toy sword and after he gets bitchslapped away the real fight is going on.
Something like this
https://youtu.be/wr5avmy4LcM?t=1m25s
1:25

>>9430929
Calm down

>>9430933
We begin the episode with Steven, particularly gayly walking down the boardwalk of Beach City
"although space is great" Steven remarks "nothing beats some good ole' atmosphere!"
Steven is happy to be back in Beach City once more, but he hears something in the distance...

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>>9430975
snake people made me forget my image

>>9430968
Nah, go fuck yourself.

>>9430942
I'll do a quick scan through the episode guide. Keep in mind stuff like random fusions i.e. Opal etc. is gonna get cut out. That's not really "plot".

>>9430850
Connie training barefoot.

The gems are Boku No Hero characters
Pearl is the engine leg guy
Amethyst is the limb forming guy
Garnet is the shadow guy
Lapis is the frog girl
Peridot is the grape guy
Jasper is the explode guy
Steven is the main guy
Greg is the top hero guy
Connie is the gravity girl

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>>9430847
Yet I'm having fun, and don't give a shit about your opinion.
I'm societies cancer and proud.

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>>9430975
Its Ronaldo, of course!
And he's telling the citizens to "protect themselves against the menace that threatens Beach City"
Steven is interested, and often times fights menaces threatening Beach City himself, so he happily asks for a copy of the pamphlet

>>9430980
Calm down

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>>9430952
>jasper is jigglypuff

>>9430850
rock people.

>>9431003
Ok, enjoy your double digit IQ I guess.

>>9430999
>Lapis is the frog girl
Don't compare garbage like Lapis to the best girl

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>>9430999
But which one is best girl?

The gems are one piece characters
Pearl is Ussop
Amethyst is Chopper
Garnet is Robin
Lapis is Nami
Peridot is Franky
Jasper is Sanji
Steven is Luffy
Greg is Brook
Connie is Zoro

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>>9431011
Steven is SHOCKED to find that the menace Ronaldo is talking about are Rock People!
He's spouting such awful rhetoric about how they're poisoning the water supply (making the frogs gay) and how they hate men!
Clearly Ronaldo needs to be educated.

>>9431047
Mt. lady is crappo, earphones is better

>>9431017
She wants to copy Lapis but doesn't want it to be obvious.

>>9431033
I put best girl as best girl, makes perfect sense to me.

>>9430989
Actually scratch that, just watch all of them lol

>>9430033
peridot
i hate her now

>>9430802
ronaldofags are the worst cancer. almost as bad as pearlfags

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>>9431062
Steven confronts Ronaldo on his baseless accusations, determined to prove him wrong!
Ronaldo denies the pamphlet being about Crystal Gems, yet fails to realizes its definitely what he's talking about! Ronaldo can't deny his racist intentions this time!
Steven teaches Ronaldo some manners by telling him the term "Rock People" is offensive.
Ronaldo continues to deny...

>>9430865
[spoiler]I actually like cum inflation. But that picture is shit.[/trash/]

Dumb Ronaldofags.

The Crystal Gems (and their favourite Jojo part)
Steven - Part 2
Garnet - Part 3
Amethyst -Part 4
Pearl - Part 1
Peridot - Part 6

I guess Lapis would have Part 5 and Jasper would take Part 7.

>>9430714
shit taste detected

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>>9430033
Yes, recently.
Why do you give me the best things SU?

>>9431163
Actually I guess Part 6 for Lapis and Part 5 for Peridot's better.

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>>9430033
I don't even remember if she's real or not anymore.

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>>9431140
...But when Steven fact checks Ronaldo, he has no choice but to apologize for his racist stereotyping of the Crystal Gems.
Steven comforts Ronaldo saying that the Gems are just misunderstood in society, so he intends to teach Ronaldo a thing or two about the REAL Crystal Gems.
Ronaldo obviously needs to re-think some things about his offensive and close-minded stance. He heads home.

>>9429093
Lauren Zuke done fucked up Barn?

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lars > your shitty waifus >>> lapis >>>> shit >>> ronaldo

>>9431164
If you don't want to see Blood Stove VS White Diamond like
>>9430961
You have no taste.

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>>9430330
I'm mostly just joking around

>>9431218
Not really, larsfag.

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>>9430033
Interesting little chart I just found

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>>9431218
pls no bully Ronaldo
He went through enough getting character assassinated in rocknaldo

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reminder

>>9431218
Lars
>Degenerate
>Weak
>Pathetic
>Same flat body like every other human in the show
>Donut ears for extra stupidity and faggotry (now you walking with degeneracy!).

>>9430060
I always loved how the subtitles go all Caps for FOURTH when in the audio he reads the line accenting the "DAMN"

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>>9431204
Ronaldo, apologizing profusely for his accusations on his tumblr blog, wants to make things right.
He claims to the biggest outsider himself, so he understands the trouble the gems are going through. But does he really?

>>9431163
Part 3 is shit

>>9431263
Would've remembered if scribs ever showed up again, but I'm not sure why I need to otherwise.

what if you lived in a big tank in blue diamond's bedroom and everyday at around 12 her or a pearl would drop a giant cranberry into your tank and sometimes bd picks you up and pets you and lets you run around her room

I dont like Lars because he is a male.

>>9431266
> But does he really?
Considering that he is kid Alex Jones, Yes no one is on Ronaldos side the gems have one another Ronaldo has no one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2czPfFe3-U

post lapiven greentexts

>>9431238
but you're joking with my heart

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>>9431266
His solution: becoming a Crystal Gem!
Ronaldo's actions seem pure, but he quickly intrudes on the others. Proclaiming his feeling of being at home with the others, the gems point out he isn't REALLY a Crystal Gem
After all, he has no gem! He's simply a "fake ally" of the gems if you will
Someone needs to check his privilege.

>>9431298
kys

>>9431250
Old March birthstone was Jasper, who is definitely an Aries (or Capricorn)

Japser also has HORNS now

>>9431253
If Ronaldo fuses with a Diamond I shit bricks.
Think that this is actually within the realm of possibility.

PS:
Is there a YD X Ronaldo fandom? I'm hooked now.

lapis's weiner

>>9431326
Baileen

>>9431326
Lapenis

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>>9431264
why are you describing yourself anon, donut ears are cute and get all the pussy (and dicks)

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>tfw you're following a random artist and Lars' sketches appear out of nowhere
A good feel.

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>>9431310
Steven is quick to defend Ronaldo, as the Crystal Gems have always been about love and acceptance. Can't we accept allies as well? Even if they aren't really gems? Its just great that they're interested in supporting our misunderstood group!
Steven's speech garners resounding applause from the gems, and it looks like things are going well!

>>9431265
i guess it's so you remember they're talking about the fourth emerald in case you had taken a break from the game or something. or highlighted in case you just want to skip the cutscenes

>>9431290
lars is trains

>>9431298
>Lapis go to Steve house
>she go open his door and enter bed
>Steve is sleep and she touch him kiss
>Lapis fuck steve on his penis
>Steve wake and cry
>Lapis say shh Steve and keep fuck

They're clearly setting Lars up to do something crazy in the new lars, we should of off opinions of him until it airs

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>>9430827
>Steven - All of the big Shounen animes until Connie got him into other stuff
>Amethyst - "Weirder" mainstream anime like Gurren Lagann and FLCL
>Garnet - Jojos and Dragon Ball
>Pearl - Didn't connect to an anime until Connie showed her [spoiler]Yuri!!! On Ice[/spoiler]
>Peridot - Gundam and Eva
>Lapis - Edgy stuff like Death Note and Psycho Pass
>Jasper - Hajime No Ippo and also Jojo
>Greg - Watches a few with his son. Likes Initial D and other older anime (Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, etc.)
>Connie - Watches everything cause she's probably a filthy weeb.

>>9431368
post more

>>9431363
>why are you describing yourself anon
1) I have no donut ears
2) I'm not a little shy shit, I go all balls out, basically imagine Ronaldo going to the party then you have my social image.

>>9431388
He'll still be shit, just like he is after every episode of his.

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>>9431371
Cutting to Steven hanging out with Ronaldo, its abundantly clear that Ronaldo isn't as experienced with gem culture as he lets on
Dubbing himself "Bloodstone", he changes his name even though he isn't really a gem. And just acting like a gem even though he isn't is a bit frustrating!
He can't go on missions because he's not experienced enough. This upsets Bloodstone.

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>>9431402

>>9431326
I'm constantly thinking of Lapis's whale penis at all times of the day. How would it taste, how would it feel, how would it smell, what shade of blue is it? Is it wet, is it sleek? How would it feel shoved down my throat? How would it feel shoved forcibly in my cunt? What does her cum taste like? Is it delicious, is it salty? Is it blue? I constantly lie awake with questions that will likely never have answers running through my head.

>>9431326
>>9431338
>>9431352
>>9431446
kys

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>>9430714
hey remember when ronaldo tried to commit murder

>>9430827
>>9431391
>connie
>weeb

>>9431446
What if lapis flew into your room and told you she doesn't have a willy and to stop saying she does and then left

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>>9431310
Moral of the sorry.
Humans = Cripples, Retard.
Gem = Normal human.
Cripples/Retard can not join the military and need to be born right to be superior.

>>9431326
>>9431338
>>9431352
>>9431446
But then Anon woke up because they remembered Lapis doesn't have a bepis or penis or tentacle, and it was Greg raping them in their sleep

/sug/, look at your video game collection. You can only play one game with each of the gems (or Humans you choose to include). Which would you choose?

>Steven - Kingdom Hearts 2
>Pearl - Dark Souls
>Garnet - DDR
>Amethyst - WWE Smackdown! Here Comes the Pain
>Lapis - Gravity Rush
>Peridot - Ace Combat
>Jasper - God Hand or MGSV: Phantom Pain
>Greg - Guitar Hero or one of the older Gran Turismos
>Connie - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

>>9431469
>You
>Not a retard

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>>9431436
hot
love his tight ass

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>>9431425
Bloodstone goes on to complain that the gems think he's a liability and aren't treating him as a member.
He then points out inconsistencies in Steven's logic. If Steven is a gem, why does he need sleep? Maybe HE'S the false gem!
What Ronaldo doesn't realize is that gems come in all shapes and sizes. Even though Steven is a half-gem, his anticipation and want to support make him a full-fledged member.
Seems like Ronaldo just wants to take advantage of his membership to seem like an outsider. Shame.

>>9431446
Anyone have that fabulous whale penis gif? Is that bit bigger and bluer.

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>>9431218
>Lapis above shit
try again.

>>9431479
I don't play video games.

>>9431407
that's a pretty bad social image

>>9431417
In Stuck Together he apologizes for his shitty behavior and we see in the Wanted promo that he does some badass stuff. He might still be whining (honestly can you blame him this time), but he is on the road to improving.

>>9431391
Where's the hentai

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>>9431466
>commit murder
When?

Lars is going to make the diamonds his bitch, you haters just wait.

>>9431525
He's apologized for his shitty behavior before and then gone right back to being a piece of shit.

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>>9431499
To make matters worse, Ronaldo complains about Connie being a human yet STILL considered a member of the gems! What an outrageous claim.
Then he says that Connie "ripped his sword off" from him. What he doesn't know is that she has been using the sword long before he was even tolerant of the gems.
His cultural appropriation of gems and their talents is starting to seriously irritate Steven.

>>9431479
I have so many video games that it's hard to choose.

>>9431470
Lapis has a penis whether you like it or not. Stop saying she doesn't you asshole.

>>9431550
I didn't watch this episode but I appreciate your spam I feel even better for skipping this piece of shit.

>>9431559
same
>>9431513
are you one of those stuck up people that hate video games irrationally or can you just not afford them?

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>>9431479
>You'll never be there to comfort Jasper as she breaks down and starts sobbing at the end of MGS3

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I love feet

>>9431533
horror club when he was going to sacrifice lars for next to no reason. at least gems have reasons for attempting murder (like peridot who was just doing her job) because they are an alien race and don't understand humans but ronaldo was ready to kill another human being on a whim which makes him Shit, fucking columbiner in the making

>>9431576
I just don't have fun playing them.

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>>9431550
Steven has reached the boiling point.
In an act of defiance, Steven points out that Bloodstone (Ronaldo) is just a guy who "runs a blog" and doesn't know the real struggles of gems. Who is he to tell anyone what being a gem means?
Ronaldo sarcastically comments, then, that Steven should stop being rude. After all, the gems are all about love and acceptance right?
Steven leaves to ponder this for a moment...

>>9431502
I wish I saved it so I could fantasize about it being her penis everyday. I want something tangible to love.

>>9431601
that's really bizarre man.

>>9431218
>Peridot not way below Ronaldo
Retard

>>9431520
This is me in a nutshell in a picture.
Try to stop me bitch.
>that's a pretty bad social image

Why?

>>9431606
Put a trip on, so I can filter you.

>>9431479

>Steven - World of Final Fantasy
>Pearl - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
>Garnet - Dragon Ball Fusions
>Amethyst - Transformers Devastation
>Lapis - Super Mario Galaxy
>Peridot - Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stone PS1
>Jasper - DOOM (2016)
>Greg - The Simpsons Hit and Run
>Connie - Professor Layton and the Curious Village