/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General laughinggirls.jpg Edit

We still here, just waiting for new thread.

>>9423741
Well here it is.

>>9423799
Indeed.
Is that a new picture? Or an old one I forgot about?

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smooth moves

>>9423815
I got it from the last thread.

>>9423842
>white "people" """dancing""""

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>>9423842
superior version

Mae is a NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>9423952
100% Nigga!

>>9424010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTnM4jd-P1Y

>>9424059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_6gfvXja9M

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post angery goets

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This is literally my favorite game of all time

>>9424828
>mae and bea sleepover
I need it. for naughty reasons

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>>9424862
>gee bea, it sure is hot in here, I'd better take off all my clothes

>>9424891
And then Bea kicks her out of her car two blocks from her actual home.

>>9424925
Nope that's just a bad end if you don't pick the right decision like a shitter
>>9424891
>Goddammit Mae. Fine, guess I'll take mine off too

AND THEN IT BEGINS

>>9425312
What were they crushing under the trains?

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i've return and i some brought degeneracy.

>>9425422
Little metal figurines.

>>9425602
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck.

Okay, I was complaining about the clumsy political messages of the game in this thread a week ago, and one of you encouraged me to finish it.

I did, and I have to say that the horror shit was really well done. I think the ending was maybe a bit anti-climactic, but the fact that they just trapped those guys to fucking starve was really badass. I even liked the political metaphor of old men throwing vulnerable kids to fucking Satan to try and get their shitty jobs back.

But then I finish the game, start the epilogue, and go talk to dad. And dad complains about his job not having unions. And then Bea says "Old guys hurting the young for jobs that don't exist, typical." And I'm sitting here, and I'm thinking that the game ALREADY TOLD ME THIS SHIT, and that EXPLAINING IT FUCKING EXPLICITLY RUINS EVERYTHING.

Christ. This is the most conflicted I've been about a game in a while. When it was good, it was really, really fucking good. But then it would immediately ruin the ride by making the political shit too obvious or throwing in sections that felt way too slow.


This game could have been a fucking 10/10 if those problems were removed, and that hurts me.

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goodnight possum spr-

>>9425602

>>9425602
Lucky for you I'm also a degenerate. HOT

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>>9425602
>You will never fuck Bea while she shits on your dick
Why even live?

>>9425643
Yup yup. More or less how I felt, although I didn't mind the political stuff personally. The general weakness of the ending frustrated me more than the politics.
I think it tried to be a bit too Catcher in the Rye. The anticlimactic ending works there because the entirety of the book has several big acts resolved even if the character arc itself isn't, so the fact the ending leaves on such a somber and open note is fine there. Hope for the future, hope for change.

In NitW the game is too short with too little resolution, and what is resolved doesn't exactly have any buildup at all it just blindsides you. So pulling a Catcher in the Rye, which was done well in regards to Mae, results in the ending being gratingly open ended. I think I still could have forgiven it if there'd just been one last song at the end, or even a fucking slideshow with Mae acing/passing/failing the last song horribly based on your performance in the previous songs.
But oh well. If you wanna talk characters we're always down for that. The ending, the game part of the game itself? I dunno if anyone walked away fully satisfied there.

>>9425728
>socks
>bottomless
I'm erect

>>9425691
>>9425657
i'm glad there are others in the degenerate pile

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>>9425602
A'ight welcome back and I'm not judging you, but I don't do scat so if someone wants that on the booru you're gonna have to do it yourself.
Other than that, g'night, booruanon out.

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>>9424862
hi

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>>9425643
>>9425722
Relevant

>>9425771
Of course there are, they may just not be as outspoken since most people just like vanilla fetishes, but we're always there lurking, pondering, and waiting for Mae and Bea to take a dump together.

>>9425722
Bea's going to be fine. I know people like her, they mostly turn out alright in the end. I have a similar problem with just sort of needing to do shit, but I grew up in a pretty rich family (as I stated earlier), so that's translated into success way faster. Even though I still feel like a failure, but that's my own issue.

Mae's probably fucked. Or maybe not. I actually can't fucking tell what's wrong with her because the entire "shapes on a screen" thing could have been meta or could have represented some actual mental illnesses that could be treated.

I want Angus and Gregg to succeed, but after what Bea said I'm sure the canon story would be that their relationship ends. That makes me really sad, because Gregg and Angus are fucking awesome together.

God, I'm so frustrated at this game. It's once again making me want to pick up gamedev, because I know I can do better, but I'm just going to work on something for a month and then drop it because gamedev is fucking horrible. Seriously, it's the only type of programming (outside of very enterprisey stuff) where all the libraries are paid and all the tutorial-type stuff is written for people who don't know how to code. It fucking hurts me.

>>9425804
>waiting for Mae and Bea to take a dump together"
your prayers will be answered

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>>9425838
based.

>>9425802
I agree with the game's message on that front. I'm mad that they made it so fucking obvious.

It would be like if Scout said, at end of To Kill A Mockingbird, "Gee Wilickers, racism is bad, huh? I think that white hegemony needs to stop. African males are perceived as inherently violent and animal-like and that's why Tom Robinson was sentenced to death even though he's innocent. Gosh darn golly I hate racism!"

It's disappointing.

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>>9425811
Mae suffers from disassociation. The specific type, hard to tell given the limited details we have, but she definitely has a mental illness and it is possible to overcome.
People who suffer that kind of issue can enter a state where nothing looks or feels real and claim to have no control over their actions. Some claim to see things "in third person" as if they're watching events unfold as a bystander.
I believe it is commentary on the fact it's a game, and of course it could just be a coincidence that that's the issue they went with, but either way it's a legitimate illness and she definitely suffers from some form of it.

She might also suffer from mood swings, her mother apparently can get into "one of [her] moods" at random, as we see in the fight. Might be a mild form of bipolar. In lieu of that, Mae herself might suffer from some mild bipolar disorder, which would explain why she's so quick to get moody beyond "anger issues" which are a gross oversimplification.

You know how to code? We actually have a guy making an RPG about NITW. Not sure if you'd care to join in on that. He's using GameMaker 2.0

>>9425901
i dare you to make that animation play really fast whenever mae walks
like rREALLY FAST

>>9425913
oh i mean the person who made that gaem
not u

>>9425901
The mental illness analysis is spot-on, I think. I wish the game had explored that more.

>GameMaker

ROFL. No. Christ, I would actually rather fucking kill myself.

I'm toying around with some shit in a language I actually like now. If I simplify my actual gameplay down a lot I might be able to produce this idea. Maybe. Probably not. I really gotta finish the book I'm writing first, fuck.

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>>9425935

>>9425935
If I knew how to code, I'd be using anything else. But I did this on a whim and GM is free and for retards like me who only took a high school level coding class for 4 months.
I'd hardly be hurt over being one upped at any rate, but having a little project I can work on here and there and feel even a little bit productive is nice.

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>>9425935
I wish the game had done basically anything it did more.
I want more of everything. More Mae. More Bea. More Bug n Cap'n. More Selmers and Lori and Bombshell and Germ (the devs actually might re add the cut Germ hangout in some form they said)

More songs, more mommers and dadders, more band hangouts, more story. The game feels so close to being satisfying as hell, but in the end it's like an appetizer and I just keep waiting on the main course that will never get here because the FUCKING DEVS don't wanna do a sequel right now.

>>9426096
Can that hand thing in your pic be recreated? Where are those fingers on the bottom coming from?

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>>9426055
meant for >>9425930
I mean obviously but I still feel the need to point it out

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>>9425811
>tfw you`re mae
>tfw I`ll wake up beeing mid twenties one day, still a mentally unstable lazy and directionless teenager inside

that day isnt even that far away

>tfw my bigger sister in her 30`s reminds me of bea and takes care of my mom and her business, dad died a while ago

if i were in that universe
that cult would kill me in all honesty

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>>9426128
Hah fuck, I just noticed that. Well hell. Now I feel the need to have someone redraw it or else never post that picture again.

Rimming Gregg

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>>9426193
Analizing Gregg

So when do you think the prequel stuff for the backers will be leaked to the public?

>>9426339
It's just releasing for backers first, the requel game will be fully available eventually to everyone who bought the game.

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I spent two months away from these threads.
I thought they'd died in that time.
But tonight I came back to /trash/ and I see these threads, still alive and kicking.
You degenerates are still here.
That... actually makes me happy. Happy we somehow forged a tiny community for this game out of pure shit. Kudos to all of you.
-Mae Nightinthewoods

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>>9426440
thank

>>9426440
We've had some entertaining threads in the meantime. You might wanna check through the archive for some of them, or at least the booru for all the new art.

>>9426375
Really?
That's awesome!

>>9426477
Yeah man, everyone should get to play it a month or so after the backers get it. So just wait 2-3 years for them to release it to the backers.

>>9426495
2-3 years?

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>>9426511
Well it took them 4 to make NitW itself.

>>9426519
Ah, it's gonna be a surprise when it comes out then, like a little gift I forgot about.

>>9425847
i liked this part, though, because i agreed with it and knew it would trigger reactionaries on 4chan

so mission success, as far as im concerned

>>9426466
Where's the archive?

Also wtf is 'Mayday' in the NSFL section of the pastebin, I just read it and...

that ending
wat

>>9426603
desuarchive handles trash. Just search /trash/ archive

And Mayday was just an incredibly elegant shitpost I think. Ivan is a tranny OC retarded child of Mae the guy has made comics about. And then someone drew porn of Ivan and he got really really butthurt and stopped drawing Ivan for a week.

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>>9426624
What the christ

>>9426561
>haha it TRIGGERS people so i like it
i bet you went to watch the new ghostbusters too

>>9426624
what ivan porn?

>>9425568
YES BUT ALSO NO
WHY WATERMAERK

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>>9426646
I unno I didn't save that shit

>>9426646
It's dumb OC shit, go tumblr it yourself if that's your thing

>>9426646
>i bet you went to watch the new ghostbusters too
please, anon, i have taste.
the better move is to insist that ghostbusters 2 was the better film

>>9426711
This Mae makes my benis swell greatly. Love the way he draws her

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>>9427783

>>9427810
Would breath of thd wild.be called garm of the field in their universe.

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I WANT TO HUG IVAN
AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP ME!

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>>9428041
He's literally the spawn of Satan.

>>9428098
Everyone here hates him, so I thought it would be nice to give him a big hug

>>9428155
>him

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Here's 15 images of happy Bea, another 15 I'll try to upload in the next thread

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>>9428445

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>>9428450

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>>9428475

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>>9428479

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>>9428490

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>>9428495

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>>9428501

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>>9428506

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>>9428513

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>>9428519

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>>9428531

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>>9428533

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>>9428541

>>9428554
panic

>>9428450
>>9428475
>>9428479
>>9428519
>>9428541
Fuck off, Maebeafag.

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>>9428595
Never!

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>>9423688
Nitw, but everyone is replace with Germ

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>>9428595
Yeah! Only Jackie and Bea are perfect for each other!

>>9428708
Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

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I put Mae in Tomadachi Life

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>>9428810
>sea biscuit and Groose

>>9428810
Woah Mae's a nigger?

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Alright well I'm never looking for new art on FA again

>>9425602
I'm removing you off my list of favorite NITW artists.

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>>9425602
I'm adding you to m list of favorite NITW artists.

>>9429140
Oh no, literally everyone cares.

>>9429202
>>9429181
Two people seemed to care.

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>>9428810
>who's bad at having sex?
>mae dabs

>>9425602
haha you should do something with selmers!

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thicker

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>>9430661
man
garuda is the coolest dude around and i love his art but i just can't do fat cat tats

>>9430661
YES

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Good morning Possum Spri- wait a second, I never do this on weekends! Stupid early mechanic appointments.

>>9430935
I had to get up and go to work bah humbug

>>9428708
They're both shitty people
Ones a socialist
The others an idiot antifag
They deserve each other.

>>9431529
Fuck off, Maebeafag.

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>>9431590
I don't... What?
I was talking about Jackie and Bea.

>>9431631
Don't play dumb, we know it's you. Hating Jackie as usual.

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>>9431631
>>9431590
Maebea is still the best and official ship

>>9431640
I hate them both
Mae doesn't need anyone

>>9431668
Mae needs a better therapist

>>9431668
Thanks for proving my point.

>>9431590
>>9431631
>>9431640
samefag

>>9431684
Mae needs 7.8 mm of therapy in her frontal lobe.

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>>9431730
Whatever you say.

>>9431909
sick ms paint edit

>>9431918
I didn't know they had MSpaint on phones.

>>9432067
Not them but pretty much all smartphones now a day come with built in editing software. Barring that, one can always transfer a screenshot to the PC for editing.

>>9432138
These sure are some leaps you're making, hombre

>>9432267
Huh? unless the phone is from 2005 or something, it comes with editing built in. This isn't exactly new tech.

>>9432138
They do? I have an i5 and the only edits I can make are filters and bunny ears.

>>9432323
>applecuck
Found your problem

>>9431909
then this just means you need to be educated about our resident shitposter

he's very easy to locate: if you see the word "maebeafag," you've found him

>>9432351
I can't FaceTime with an Android. Also I only use my phone to text, call and browse the Internet so it's not like I actually give a shit about my phone's specifics. I didn't get a 1500 dollar computer to dick around on a 150 dollar used phone.

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>>9432370
This. The funny thing is that you can tell he's a newfag to these threads, when these threads were new Maebea shipping was the #1 topic that was usually discussed, then eventually we branched out with more side characters like Doe/Bombshell/Selmers and now Mae gets paired up with mostly anyone. This fag thinks he can shitpost away the best ship and he's dead wrong.

>>9432437
>that tub
Hnnnghh

>>9432410
>FaceTime
fuck off right back to facebook, chad

>>9432437
Maebea was "funny" for a while, but you autist are taking it way too far. Bea deserves so much better and I don't want to see you faggots lowering her standards for you dick. It's disgusting to be honest.

>>9432529
shut the fuck up virusanon

>>9432475
What kind of cunt are you that you don't FaceTime your mom to say hi every now and then?

>>9432559
>he doesn't live with his mom
ooooh look at richie rich over here!

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>>9432529
No one cares what YOU think. Maebea is plain cute and people like it, you don't control these threads and your shitposting is a drop in an empty bucket and isn't going to change anyone's minds.

Get fucked virusfag.

p.s bombshell x mae is even better

>>9432601
I live with my grandma because my mom moved 3 states away

>>9432618
Oh boy, taking it a step further with OC the bear. Your shit taste in relationships is exactly why you're a bitter lonely virgin, you know.

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>>9433005
>I have no credible argument
>b..better call him a virgin

Keep trying virusanon, we'll take you seriously one day. (nah)

>>9433005
No that's because I can't talk to people.

>>9433005
Fuck off you impostor, Bomshell isn't shit at all.
t. """""'virusanon"""""""""

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>>9432529

>yelling at people for taking a ship too far
>a ship being a relationship between two fake characters
>being this autistic

If Bea was real she wouldn't fuck you if you were the last guy in Possem Springs.

>>9433043
>>9433005
samefag

>>9433058
I don't think she'd fuck any guy in Possum Springs anyway.

>>9433058
If Bea was real she'd be riding goat cock all fucking day long most likely.

>>9433089
She fucked a dude during math camp, he might have been from PS

>>9433066
>>9433066
samefig

>>9433121
Kinda doubt that honestly. Even if he was, by her own admission she wouldn't fuck him again.

>>9433043
You want to talk to me about?

>>9433437
I meant in real life anon. One on one. Shit aaaaaint happening.

>>9433505
Why not? Real people are nice!

>>9433600
It's not a problem with them, it's a problem with me. I know that much.

>>9433632
Well, I hope you fix that problem some day anon. Maybe get some speech therapy if that's an option.

>>9433600
Not even them but this is mostly a lie, sort of. Most real people are just greedy dickheads that only care about themselves and have little interest in the person they are talking to. Fuck them. Not saying I'm any different, I'm just as bad, but yeah. And don't even get me started on constant rejection from girls. Probably the definition of nice guy and then get rejected nonstop, well fuck them too.

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>>9433699
>he actually tries to speak to girls
>closing in on mid twenties and only tried once (failing obviously)
get on my level, lad

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>>9433699
>the definition of nice guy and then get rejected nonstop
>I'm just as bad, but yeah
>Fuck them
Literally unironically the textbook definition of a nice guy. Try online dating I guess?

>>9433799
That's what I meant, I always act nice and funny and shit with them but they never give a shit, so I turn extremely bitter and hateful about it. Not in their face obviously, but it's really annoying constantly getting rejected. I'm not some 10/10, but I'm passable enough for at least one girl out there, goddamn.

>online dating
What is this 2003 AOL chatrooms? this isn't a thing now a day, and don't get me started on dating sites. tl;dr: No

>>9433831
To be honest, normies today are too into technology to ever really consider companionship outside of directly searching for it. Try tinder if you're feeling lonely.

UGH

>>9433831

>kissless virgin suddenly dating expert

nigga i know exactly why you're having so much trouble

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>>9434058

>>9434060
And that is? also fuck off, like you're any better

>>9434092
Chill bruv, we're just trying to help you out.

>>9434111
All I've been given for actual advice on achieving results is to use a dating site or tinder. I don't exactly see how this is good advice? I've never tried one of those phone dating apps but I can sense this would be a very bad idea

>>9434138
Finding love is always a bad idea, but the cock craves pussy and we have the need to breed.

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>there are normies in this general right now

>>9434058
That fucking watermark. Can someone get rid of it please.

>>9434163
So how do I get it ? I'm not picky, love, fuck buddy, one time thing, I'll take what I can get at this point, besides having to pay from a whore

>>9434177
I'm definitely not normal, I'm just decent at hiding my power level. Even still, the only two girls I've dated were both pretty messed up. One was just straight up crazy. Massive issues with her mom and dad, great lay, crazy as fuck. The other one, besides her self-esteem issues, was also just generally desperate and for some reason took a liking to me. She's now dating a black guy.

>>9434177
*cyborgs

>>9434199
You can probably use Craig's list or some niche forums or 4chan meetup threads if you want a more anonymous fling, but other than that you can set up a profile on a "dating" site/app and make it clear what you want on your profile and get cat fished by mentally unstable pussy. Depends what you want and how bad you want it.

>>9434199
>I'm not picky
Tinder is perfect for you, I have never kissed a girl and lost my virginity to a prostitute because I find 95% of girls disgusting and always aim way above my league (and guys are even more disgusting), anyway, if you are not picky tinder is the way to go

>>9434270
Maybe I should explain a little further, girls in tinder are super horny but they are ugly as shit imo, a beta like me gets notifications on tinder of girls swiping right on you, everybody gets laid on tinder if they really want to its my point

>>9434312
>>9434270
I guess maybe I'll try it when i get the balls to do it. Might be nice actually getting some pussy for once. Ideally making a friend to play games with and shit and fuck around would be better, but whatever works

>>9434419
I'd let you fuck my ass, anon
Then we could play games and eat pizza or something.

>>9434564
I'd like that but it's not possible over the net and people are never close

>>9434564
Is this the part where we start erping?

>>9434615
Also thatd mean you're gay

>>9434623
No.
Fuck that. And fuck that general.
I like gay smut but I'm not that desperate.

>>9434637
Bi actually
>>9434623
not me, and erp is for faggots
>>9434650
this

>>9434707
Y..yes

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>>9434058
>>9434179
ayy lmao

any chinese bootleggers hiring?

>>9434707
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm finna nut
Because of you

>>9434707
Noice as fuck

>>9434742
And nice as hell

>>9434707
selmers really needs to work on her pickup lines

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She's so cute!

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>>9428513
I didn't include this image 'cause I'm trying to keep it sfw, sorry

>>9435338
nigga it's SFW if you crop it

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>>9435338
it's sfw from the shoulders up

>>9435338
THats cute

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>>9435338

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>>9435338

>>9435457
>>9435488
Fuck off, Mabeeafag.

>>9435498
Fuck off, virusfag.

>>9435826
nobody's arguing

>>9435826
Oh no, is little bitch baby having flashbacks about mommy and daddy? Grow the fuck up maebeafag.

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I want this crocodile to be happy for once

>>9435865
fug
how do i learn to draw like this?
i really like that style

>>9435871
just draw with definition (but not thicc). Then give characters prominent eyelids and expressive smiles

>>9435871
Watercolors and/or marker tools like the one in SAI

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>>9435871
you just gotta DRAW SOMETHING, RUDY

DRAW SOMETHING RIGHT NOW

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>>9435865
I bet she's happy right now

>>9436058
>pic
Oh hey. It's time to fap

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>>9435871
>study the style to figure out all the elements that make it what it is
>attempt to copy it directly using those things as guidelines
>don't post that anywhere because even though it's a good way to learn, nobody likes a flat-out copycat
>let it combine with your own style naturally over time
>allow 2-6 years for delivery
>happiness

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Hey guys how are he FUCK are ya?

>>9436848
not as drunk as you yet, working on it

>>9436248
You still have shit taste for liking a shitty edit.

>>9437169
shut up virusanon

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>>9436848
pretty weird, drinking and drawing while listening to Shostakovich
>>9436281
thanks for the sincere advice (and thanks to the other anons) but seems like im still lightyears away to even getting a grip on the basics, dont worry, im not gonna post more garbage

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>>9437048
I'm not drunk I've just had a combined 12 hours of sleep this week so far.

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>>9437332
That's actually pretty neat looking.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23584299/
Either someone is trying to take credit for this, or someone here waited three months to post their drawing to furaffinity.

>>9436848
Trying to platinum the game, glitches trophies are an issue though. Steam got patched so hopefully PSN will too. I'm enjoying hanging out with Bea and Gregg on opposite days now, it really gives you a different perspective on characters. Wish the game didn't come to a grinding halt though.

>>9426624
>And then someone drew porn of Ivan and he got really really butthurt and stopped drawing Ivan for a week.

When the hell did this happen?

>>9436848
Pretty shitty because I've been sick all weekend.

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I wanna write a fic set after the events of the game, but I have no motivation.
What do

>>9439298
If you get it done by wednesday everyone in this general has to post their dick.

Is that good enough motivation?

>>9439298
If it's porn sure, otherwise don't care

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>>9439298
what ideas did you have, anon?

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>visited step mom in part to see my dogs since my dad doesn't get jack shit besides the courtesy of not being in jail (yet)
>mom calls me and tells me I shouldn't visit her because my own goddamn father might accuse me of having sex with my step mom if it even has a chance of making his court case look better

Hah... I wish my family was even half as functional as Mae's. Maybe that's why I like Stan and Candy so much.

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>copy image
>create new from clipboard
jesus christ what the fuck

>>9439868
HERE COMES
THE CRIMSON CHIN

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I just ate some Donut Wolf. The Jelly was Creamy, and the Donuts were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Donut Wolf came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the Donut Wolf, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the Donut Wolf cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The Donut Wolf employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded pastry dough.
They quickly tenderized the dough with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the glaze and frosting around the Donut.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Donut Wolf definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

>>9440067
I chuckled.

>A general exists for liberal propaganda the game
Wew lad.
>Shitty characters
>Nonexistent story
>Liberal propaganda
>Walking simulator
>3 colour pallet graphics
>Liberal propaganda

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>>9440620
>A general exists for liberal propaganda the game
Wew lad.
>Shitty characters
>Nonexistent story
>Liberal propaganda
>Walking simulator
>3 colour pallet graphics
>Liberal propaganda

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>>9440620

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>>9440620
Now look what you did. The town retard now has more garbage to shitpost with.

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>>9440620
That's great but who would you fuck? I'd fuck the cat, and all three bears.

>>9440837
Kys you liberal cunt. You're a fucking joke. And a bad one at that.

>>9440837
The bears. Always fucking the bears man

>>9440924
Oh hey Virusanon is back to himself again.

>>9440924
There's no such thing as bad cunt.

>9440924
why can't we get good bait
just this /pol/ shit

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been working on that bea daki for the last hour, making good progress

kill me

>>9440955
Truth

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>>9440837
i would fuck all the bears, 3 cats, and a saxophone player

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>>9440980
Dude, I just wanna say, I was having a pretty miserable day.
But for some reason this post is absolutely hilarious to me. Just that little circle there, ah man I laughed really hard. Thank you.

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>>9440980
just keep going, anon

practice makes perfect and all that shit

>>9440837
I want to FUCK Bea

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>>9441014
Pepe? B-but you're dead!

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>>9440989

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>>9441008

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>>9441129
I NEED assets of Germ

pls

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>>9441151
ok here's one

>>9441187
Like a jellybean with legs

>>9441187
amazing, you answered my question exactly.

How about a complete vector image?

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who was in the wrong here?

>>9441462
the guy who drew it, and you for posting it, in precisely that order

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>>9441221
how's this

since you're such a good sport and I don't have a germ puppet yet

>>9441676
Cute

There's only one picture of Mae x Germ even though the guy was clearly crushing on Mae just a little bit. How sad.

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>>9441676
That's exactly what I was looking for. Thank you very much.

I want to finger blast mae into the astral plane

>>9442576
BETWEEN THE PLANES

>>9442640
ENDURANCE RUN

>>9442669
BROUHAHA

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winter rules ok

https://www.reddit.com/r/NightInTheWoods/comments/66zcub/alec_did_a_twitch_stream_heres_some_highlights/

>Scott has told Alec what a NITW sequel would be about and what it would be like and Alec said it is very cool but stressed that they currently have no actual plans for a sequel and nothing is underway for one. He says that they both kind of want to explore other projects for a while before really working on something like that again together, since it took up so much of their life.

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Where are the fucking steam cards/emotes/backgrounds goddammit. The dev said it was coming after PAX.

WHERE IS IT

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>>9443286
>The new merch they are working on is coming soon, as we know.
>28 days ago
>Most of it is done through Scott and Bethany but they are also looking into partnering up with some companies for additional merch.

>>9440924
>Kys you liberal cunt.
>getting triggered about cartoon animals
barnyfag?

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I'm done for the night but here's a little preview

goodnight trash mammals

>>9445301
Dude, the one on the left is fucking fantastic
The right is good too but the left. Mmm.
Nice work, and goodnight!

>>9445301
Muh dick

does anyone know of any good germ fics?
I am lonely and Germ is my husbando

>Nitw fanart makes me want to pickup drawing again
>it wont be for several years of basics practice before i can churn out anything
>my love for this game will probably die down before i can create something worth looking at
shit feel

>>9445761
The first fic in the writebin is a Germ fic. Sorta.
Only writing he's got here. You could check Archive of Our Own for Germ stuff though.

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>>9445822
that's why I copy the style of the game, most of the work is done for me and nobody has to know I can't draw anything from my own mind except chubby girls viewed from the front

>>9446016
Sig is that you?

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>>9446089
Nah can't be. He can draw chub from the back and sides just fine.

>>9446089
>copying the style of the game
>sig
damn dude did we play the same game?

>>9439748
fuck your step mom then, who cares

>>9443286
You mean that one good furry porn artist that used to come here before people told him to fuck off for no reason?

>>9446421
Alec8er didn't make NitW, nor did Scott talk to him.

>>9446421
Alec Holowka, not Alec8er, dear anon

>>9445301
diaper one please

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>>9446089
Hey that's not true, I draw muscle shit too

>>9447925
(You)

>>9441039
>you will never tie up mae
why bother living

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>>9448326

>>9448472
oh wow i'm surprised someone actually saved this

I want to write a story where a drunken night of passion makes Gregg and Angus realize they're both actually bisexual after the group has a foursome.

How much would that trigger this general?

>>9448737
I like me some bisexual friendship sex. It's better than that GreggMae shit.

>>9448737
-3
That sounds like a pretty good idea.

>>9448737
The only unacceptable shit is OCs, so that's fine dude. Go for it, sloppy friend sex is life.

>>9448859
what about scat and rape and gore

>>9448911
None of those are acceptable. You get the one or two degenerates that are into each, but that's the vocal minority yelling about their garbage fetishes. All 3 are shit and have no place here. One is literally shit.

>>9448943
>the only unnaceptable shit is OC
>what about these
>all are shit and have no place here
hmm.................

>>9449019
Because OC inserting is cancer, not a fetish. Also vore is another garbage fetish that has no place here. There's lots of dumb niche fetishes, especially when furries are involved, sadly. I'm just glad NITW is mostly pure lesbian love. That's good shit

Y'all mind if I...

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>>9449398
post another 15 images of Happy Bea?

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>>9449403

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>>9449417

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>>9449429

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>>9449437

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>>9449445

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>>9449452

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>>9449466

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>>9449472

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>>9449485

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>>9449493

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>>9449504

>>9449417
fuck you

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>>9449514

>>9449417
>>9449429
I can't do anything right today.

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>>9449528

>>9449541
>>9449528
>>9449514
>>9449504
>>9449493
Fuck off MeaBaefag.

>>9449517
You right, fuck me.
I didn't save the edited version, sorry.

>>9449660
No problems, it is otherwise a good dump.

>>9449660
what edited version?

>>9449684
Her crux Ansata is missing.

>>9449778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0tRPODHVg0

>>9449804
frick off

New thread
>>9450133