RWBY/RT Trash General #427 Frostbite Edition
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1080P Episode Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!S1E3wTRQ!4RH3D97O1-ZiW_lMAu7xog
RWBY Chibi episode 1 link: http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/6cb94849-9a6a-4322-8e79-81457a5bb1d4/index.m3u8
neo nourish!
i do it!
>>9407577
done
>>9407624
>>9407690
dude how long is this gif?
>>9407730
I bet you probably want it shorter. First you cut off the end. Then the beginning. Until it's nothing but a filthy .jpg
Jaune and Whitley will never happen but will always be better than Arkos.
>>9408811
>Any ship with Whitley
>Good
>>9408811
I like it. And it can be written in a goofy way.
>>9408811
I hate any fag ships
>>9409070
That's safe.
>>9408811
It's about exactly as bad as arkos
>>9408811
Sex is hotter.
Gimme Yang
>>9410374
Here you go.
She'll be taking Weiss for her troubles.
>>9410412
>Yang will never cuck you
>>9410737
M E M E
>>9410856
I C E C R E M E
>>9410869
>>9411058
>Ruining the aesthetic of a belly with pockets
Why tho
>>9409011
Why is Ruby such a bully?
Does he even wear anything under his hoodie?
>>9411276
a shirt, maybe a singlet too if it's cold
>>9408811
Jaune x Whitley is cute
Why is Disabler so great?
>>9411684
Ah, the reason for that is that they both have robot limbs. It's cyborg love!
>>9411761
She never asked for this
>>9410737
New Mojo Meme Katt!
New chibi tomorrow!
>>9412417
When will he show up in chibi?
>>9412470
>Ice in the sun
That's bad for her health
>>9412417
>tfw you've become so addicted to RWBY that the only thing that keeps you going when waiting for the next volume is a 2 min. dose of comedy spinoff every week
*blocks your path*
>>9412657
I want Cinder to block my path, if you know what I mean.
>>9412417
GET mildly excited.
>>9412657
>>9412417
Hopefully best chibis will appear soon
>>9412657
>Cuts the bow string.
>>9412417
Fantastic.
I anticipate at least one funny sketch, and numerous funny faces!
The bird/scorpion fight scene was really good. Are they all like that? Also I don't know how the fuck Jaune got team lead when Pyrrha and Nora carried the whole fight. I still like Blake.
>>9413798
Because Nora is kind of homocidally insane and Pyrrha's a doormat with no ability to command.
>>9413798
>Also I don't know how the fuck Jaune got team lead when Pyrrha and Nora carried the whole fight.
Ozpin can see the future and knows that Jaune is going to become a good leader if he's told that he can be a good leader.
He's still not a good leader by the way. Unless you believe the writer's propaganda that says you should think he's a good leader and Neptune is a cool dude.
>>9413889
>Neptune
>>9413889
>Ozpin can see the future
What he can SEE is that making Jaune leader is the best option for the team. The team leader has to step in when they see one of the team members getting bullied. But if Jaune is team leader, then everybody can get in on the bullying Jaune train. And what's more, there will be no one to step in for him.
>>9413798
Personally, I thought Ozpin picked Jaune because he was telling his team what to do.
So, dumb question, RWBYg. Why is the pro Pineapple Pizza vs. anti Pineapple Pizza feud so bitter? Is this a meme I'm unaware of?
>>9414078
It's a meme.
>>9414078
Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
>>9413798
There's a very important reason Pyrrha isn't in charge of shit.
>>9414138
Because she dies? Or something else?
>>9414153
She's a fucking pussy.
Theater Mode link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/bc8698a2-50d0-445f-b7d8-52ce429ccd5d/index.m3u8
>>9414114
>Not liking pineapple on pizza
>Not liking fish in your tacos
>Not liking mayo on your blt
>Not liking ketchup on your mac and cheese
>Not liking when the waiter spits in your food
>Not liking semen in your ice cream
>>9414474
>Tfw she sees your gundam
>>9414450
>>9414459
>>9414466
>>9414472
>>9414474
>>9411276
No.
And he goes commando in his jeans.
Tyrian will have an easy time raping him.
someone crossed over rwby with revolutionary girl utena old good anime
>>9415104
Arkos is best ship!
>>9415257
cool i didnt see this one
>>9415104
Cute guys.
>>9415104
>white rose
It's shit
>>9415844
who would you replace to fit the image?
>>9415928
i would replace both with me and cinder
>>9415844
>Complaining about a /u/ ship
>In fanart referencing Utena
>>9414450
>>9414459
>>9414466
>>9414472
>>9414474
Impressive
>>9415973
this is half a good answer should be cinder and misa
>>9415997
oh god i want to fuck cinder so bad
>>9416025
This guy gets it. Misa is the one who loves Cinder the most!
>>9416025
OTP
>>9416069
Would you take responsibility?
>>9415257
Did hiwo forget to draw bushes around that green rose?
>>9416104
Is that a wedding ring?
>>9416112
cindy!
>>9416151
It's Penny being held up by her strings you dummy.
>>9416187
RWBYg's one true daughteru!
Who is the least autistic member of the cast?
>>9416358
Zwei & the old shopkeep are tied.
>>9416361
considering roman was sitting in one of those things unless thats a mini version neo is pretty huge
>>9416240
What the fuck happened to Yang? Will tumblr ever learn how to draw?
>>9416383
Not really.
>>9416406
misa supports cinder x emerald
>>9416278
is that bottom red rose with the green rose suppose to me cinder x emerald?
should of been cinder x misa!
>>9416383
>>9416361
>inb4 Roman will come back as a dreadnought
>>9416491
>EVEN IN DEATH I STILL ROB
>>9416406
>>9416425
I award you no points.
>>9414474
cute
White Fang did nothing wrong.
>>9416538
That is a silly statement & objectively wrong.
>>9416491
WHO TF UP FO DUST HEIST
>>9416517
i replied to the wrong person myself had to fix it
>>9416549
>ywn never go on a robbery with Roman and Neo, end up snorting half the merchandise and spend the night farting fireballs
>>9415997
Of all the /u/ ships
You choose the most shit
>>9416810
ruby and weiss makes sense
neo and rwby dont
>>9416837
There both white washing a black character
>>9416970
There aren't any black girls in RWBY though.
>>9417011
>Emerald is just a dark-skinned white
>>9417022
emerald is middle eastern
>>9417011
Ciel? Arslan?
>>9417062
A sand-nigger is still a nigger.
>>9417148
no, just brown
Backwardz Compatible link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/757edb56-2a76-4b12-aa82-0a9a62faf6a8/index.m3u8
>>9417062
There is no 'middle east' in Remanent. There isn't really a middle east on earth. Where does it start and end? Is it just the Arabian peninsula? Do you include Iran and Turkey? Afghanistan and Pakistan? The former soviet stans? North Africa? Israel?
>>9417368
i don't know
Fucking mojo is the best
>>9417422
YES
>>9417422
>>9417422
That bitch must die!
>>9417252
>Yang is the sun, a ball of burning gas
>Mercury is a cold liquid metal
>>9417422
>Fucking mojo is the best
This really shouldn't ever be in doubt.
>>9417422
>Legs back and shoulders
MUH
>>9417368
>There isn't really a middle east on earth.
Dumb pedant.
>>9414474
>>9414472
>>9414466
>>9414459
>>9414450
>>9417731
>>9417422
Indeed, he's the very best. Impeccable taste in waifus and adorable art. RWBY is lucky to have him.
Reese is a classy girl!
>>9417840
Skid marks aren't classy
>>9417796
I love that sassy Weiss
This guy is making flash hentai game, with a new public build every 10 new characters, Yang'll be in there soon
https://www.patreon.com/sadinsfwgames/posts?tag=public%20build
>>9417920
Reese doesn't skid like a pleb, she hovers like a champ!
>>9418480
Oh? Did he finally sort out the lack of download links for the free version?
Anyone want to play some Vidya games?
>>9418843
Yes, I really do...
...Want to play this single-player game I am hooked on right now. I shall get to it soon!
>>9418824
I think he did, check the link I posted, it leads to his "public build" category
>>9418843
You know we have a steam chat for that, right?
>>9418924
I probably should have mentioned it was a rhetorical question. Sorry.
>>9418970
Point taken
>>9419004
It wasn't a point, it was an invite! Drop on by, I'm sure somebody would be happy to play some vidya with you.
>>9410737
Atlesian qt cat faunus here I come.
What if your waifu was excited for the upcoming Witcher Netflix Series?
>>9419033
Different anon, but I'm not in the Steam group and as surprised to see it has 260 members. That seems like a lot for RWBYg.
Also, I was impressed with the avatars in the members list. Very dank.
>>9419593
I'd smile and hope for the best but be really, really prepared for it to be shit.
>>9419662
It's going to be a hell of a lot of long slow pans of Geralt Riding Roach in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
I wonder if the monsters and magic are going to look like ass
>>9419755
I'm fairly certain it's going to be fucking great or fucking trash with zero middle ground.
what if ruby told you she didn't like her new team at all
>>9420597
I would try to resssure her that RWBY would reform someday. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.
>>9420648
what if she never wanted to talk to blake ever again either
>>9420706
I'd tell her that's a good decision on her part.
What if Blake wanted to be trench raider
>>9420826
Ask her if I could raid her trench.
>>9417422
I hope Misa is ok this might not be good for her heart that or she might ruin a pair of pants
>>9420826
Let's go children of the Fatherland!
>>9421370
When will Misa draw art of Cinder impregnating her?
>>9421794
It would be the other way around
>>9417422
I want to lick the ashes off of cinders shoes
blakey blakey
Got off work
hows everyone doing tonight
>>9415261
thicc pyrrha?
>>9423780
Everyone died
>>9424116
Cant blame 'em.
>>9422981
What if Blake called your Faunus gf a "housepet' for being with you?
>>9424224
what if blake opened a can of tuna in a grocery store and started eating out of it
>>9424224
>>9424224
But she is my Faunus gf?
Petplay, obviously
>>9424264
what if blake molested your housecat?
>>9424313
what if my housecat is dead
>>9424313
>>9424313
>I doubt she could
Reminder that no sane human man would be with a Faunus.
Why is Team CRDL a thing?
>>9424431
Meh gonna fuck a faunus anyway
>>9424431
I'm insane, I'll admit that
>>9424326
then i'll molest it
>>9424431
It's not that crazy to want to fuck Sun
>>9424412
>Neon
>A threat
>>9424534
Okay, she's been dead since last June but good luck.
>>9424481
For Jaune's bully arc
>>9424563
Listen, girlfriend, can't you see?
I am all of the things that you'll never be.
>>9424567
Just how I like em, all squishy and mushy.
>>9425144
eh she'd be past squishy and mushy, like maybe a few bones lying around if you can find her
.
>>9425071
In neon's case, that's a compliment
>>9425161
I can be 4chan famous, just like that one dude who stuck his dick in a skull he stole from some catacombs.
>>9425184
eh rubbing your dick with a few old cat bones might get some attention but I cant see ya getting too famous over it
>>9425210
for just a fistful of (You)'s more.
>>9425184
Now THERE'S a story I haven't heard in years. Never could find that screenshot again
>>9426971
Is this how Jaune and Ren pay for supplies?
>>9427098
It's how Ren and Jaune pay for everything.
The fujos of Remanent throw their money around wildly.
>>9427193
Jaune and Ren being whores is a great idea.
You woke up at the Beacon's courtyard
What's the first thing that you are going to do ?
>>9427254
Wrestle Jaune.
>>9427254
Date Jaune.
>>9426971
>>9427254
Find best girl
>>9427254
>grab sks
>go innawoods
>>9427309
>Jaune manhandles you humiliatingly
That's the point.
>>9427333
>Trips
Why do you want Jaune to manhandle you?
>>9427395
Because it's hot?
Episode 2: Geist Buster
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-chibi-season-2-2-f83hkg
>>9427469
What's hot about Jaune kicking your ass?
>>9427491
In the autistic fantasies that ends in fucking.
>>9427504
But he doesn't want to fuck you and you have no means of making him fuck you.
>>9427605
Hence them being fantasies.
>>9427605
Not true with the power of writing bad smut.
>>9427477
It's my boy's time to shine!
What if Weiss came over to you at a party and whispered to you that she'd be in the dark alley just outside waiting for you to rape her?
>>9428197
I'd touch her shoulder
>>9428197
Tell her I am not into non-con and that I will tell Jaune. He might be down for it.
>>9427395
Because I want Jaune's Aryan babies?
>>9428238
Pyrrha, your thirst for Jaune is reaching levels that shouldnt even be possible.
>>9428231
>Jaune noncon
m3u8 m8?
>>9427254
Find out what the ever loving fuck is going on
>>9428694
Not for another hour
>>9428704
I could've sworn new episodes used to come out this time of day.
>>9428734
DST?
>>9428734
No, Fan Service does. Speaking of which
Fan Service link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/cf8daa0d-edd7-4abe-8ed4-03127d0137f5/index.m3u8
How do you do, fellow kids?
>>9429004
You're not fooling anyone, bitch.
>>9429004
>You will never fuck her milky thighs
>>9429144
Good, sex is gross
>>9429170
Thighfucking is pure though
RWBY Chibi link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/0bad6ce0-f425-4327-bcea-975b93ae0f9c/index.m3u8
>>9429201
>That carnival version of Roman's leitmotif
I need the soundtrack for this. Also more Roman and Neo skits
>>9429201
RWBY Chibi is up in the archive
https://mega.nz/#F!S1E3wTRQ!4RH3D97O1-ZiW_lMAu7xog
>Neo with a hat
UNSTOPPABLE
>>9429244
>Also more Roman and Neo skits
Forever best boy and girl.
>>9429201
>hats off to you
She remains prefect
>>9429293
Absolutely
>>9429201
That may have been the most cringe-worthy thing I've ever watched.
>>9429319
just wait til next week
>>9429286
I hope that's foreshadowing and in season 5 she wears one of those tiny hat hairpins with Roman's bowler on it.
>>9429201
Vore!
>>9429338
I wonder if they're going to play reverse C.T./Pillman with Neo&Roman
>>9429319
That's RWBY Chibi for you
>>9429201
It's the same jokes as before.
Neo and Roman are evil
Sun and Neptune are junior detectives
Nora gets fat
webmanon here, does anyone want scenes webmified?
With timestamps, if possible.
Mojo
Why is Nora such a fat fuck?
>>9429671
because Ren is an enabler who cant say no.
>>9429671
Because Ren enables her
>>9429671
Because weight gain, stuffing, and vore are her fetishes.
>>9429690
>>9429700
>>9429180
No. Ren is pure, thus, he purifies the thighfucking whenever he does it to Nora. The actual act itself, though? Gross.
>>9429409
>Neo and Roman are evil
Literally all I want
Cmon Anon, gotta eat big to get big!
>>9429958
it's a testicle isn't it.
Rosewick is endgame.
Heyey guys, I'ma goona get DUBS rifght now! Woooo!
>>9429201
Short, but funny. I hope for more best duo antics later!
>>9430008
I'll be frank anon, I have my doubts about that.
Oh RWBYtg woe is me.
I feel a great need for RWBY content, but I'm up to date on all official content, have rewatched the show various times with several different reactors, and have consumed an ungodly amount of fanfiction.
What do I do now. I feel like the only avenues left to explore are to either start writing fanfiction or get into the RWBY porn.
Though I don't have the willpower to write fanfiction, or the ability to jack off to drawn pornography.
wat do
>>9430046
Start a new show.
What if you asked Blake out but she had to gently reject you and explain that she only dates other faunus?
>>9429981
You gonna eat it or are you gonna be a pussy?
>>9430046
You're in to deep, kill yourself before it's too late.
>>9430068
New shows don't fill the RWBY void.
They fill the other void that K-On left behind.
Nothing makes me love like RWBY does.
>>9430086
Stick it back in the bag and I'll put the kettle on.
We're having bollock tea.
>>9430074
Respect her decision and leave her alone
Later kill myself
>>9430046
Read Dissonance Trilogy.
>>9430087
But if I kill myself I won't know what happens.
I won't know who dies and who lives happily ever after.
I'd completely miss out on all the fanfiction about characters falling in love and settling down into normal adult hunter/huntress lives that hasn't come out yet.
>>9430121
That looks like it might scratch my itch. Thanks Anon.
>>9430014
Get fucked commie
I never noticed how scary Nora's spider hands were until I started editing this image.
what if blake licked your neck
>>9430046
>or the ability to jack off to drawn pornography
What? Can you not jerk off to real women either?
>>9430404
Establish dominance
>>9430416
typically my imagination does the job just fine
>>9430433
So you do have the ability, you just don't bother?
>>9430638
porn just doesn't really do it. you can't talk to porn, you can't cuddle porn, you can't live out a custom fantasy narrative with porn.
i mean, i can't do any of those things physically either, but i have a good imagination, and that's a close to real as a waifu is gonna get. until technology gets where it's going.
>>9430687
>you can't live out a custom fantasy narrative with porn
That's what doujins and comics are for my boy. Or you can take an image as a starting point for a fantasy.
>Weiss will never model for you
>Penny told a straight up lie in the first episode of RWBY Chibi
>No hiccups
>>9430404
>>9430687
Have you tried smut?
>>9430871
If I just have to bust a nut I don't have time to read fifteen chapters of buildup.
What if Jessica Nigri came home from another successful day of cosplaying for nerds, and found that a Korean girl had moved in next to her?
>>9431095
well i don't bust to fics, so we probably have different measures of what makes a good one
>>9431100
d.Va cosplay with jessica as the mech. obviously.
The older I get, the more I realise... that Alpha Jaune was just okay.
>>9430863
>>9430046
Role-play.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
>>9431475
... What kind of mutant has a penis that looks like that?
>>9431510
>>9431480
I always get scared and chicken out before even starting one.
>>9431510
Better?
what if ruby thought sex was really gross
>>9431689
>yeah it can be pretty gross
>>9431689
it's pretty gross. i'm 90% sure my dick has a brain of it's own that thinks differently though
>>9431689
She's not wrong, I mean just look at this mess of liquids and hormones!
>>9431746
>dick has a brain of it's own
Thats how I explain fetishes
>>9431748
>Ruby will never fuck you with her feminine penis
why even live?
>>9431800
excuse me what exactly is this
sometimes I call ruby "rubby"
>>9431805
>You will never wrap your lips around her throbbing cock and tickle her with your tongue until she spurts her chunky love juice into your warm mouth
>>9431823
Chemical castration, but I suppose you can make it whatever you want it to be.
>It's a drug that will make you super horny
>It's placebo
>It's saline solution to make your balls huge and uncomfortable
>>9431848
>Rubbles
>Rubes
>Rubles
>Rooby dooby doo
>Rudy
>Ru
>Ruhb
>Bee
Which one do you think makes her the most mad?
>>9431939
Kid.
I would get the next thread, but I don't have a good or relevant enough image.
Whoever does it, please update the Chibi episode. Sankyuu.
Pringles, bitch.
>>9432279
I'll get it