Murderous Games 228
>>>FIRST 48!
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes things easier.
As expected, I didn't finish anything for this on time like I wanted to but I'm still going to host anyway.
Cowboy music to get into the theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF1KRnkKNlc
>>9399133
Monochrome Smolgore
>>9399133
Gal Reigen Arataka
Lord Beerus
>>9399133
Monochrome Grora
Yotsuba of monochrome
>>9399133
GBP Mikus ass
Starlord
>>9399133
Broken Sterling Archer
Bullet Club
Len
>>9399133
Sergeant Feels
Iron dogs
>>9399133
Pandemonium Ahri
Monochrome Leader Aikawa
>>9399133
Monochrome Monoko
>>9399133
Saki
Tomomo's Abyss
Iron Dog Gascoigne
>>9399133
Vino
None'a these factions've won me over yet. No reason ta fight for nobody but myself at this point.
Shouko Nishimiya
Tomomian QP
>>9399133
Gal pals Lana's mother
>>9399133
Gals Eric Andre
>>9399133
Iron Dog Ridley
ID Suz
>>9399133
Monochrome OC-Guy
Medea
>>9399133
Monochrome Registeel
>>9399133
Monochrome Aggron
>>9399133
Pandemonium Leader Astaroth
>>9399171
>Offers a box of girl guide cookies.
t. a gal
t. a pal
>>9399133
XP-tan
Monochrome
Pandemonium Classy Raven
Rube Goldberg
>>9399133
Monochrome Marie Korbel
>>9399133
Monochrome
Bendy
>>9399171
Sure you don't want to roll with us, Gunner?
Iron Dog Baki Hanma
Monochrome Nigga
>>9399133
Monochrome Lucky
>>9399133
Pandemonium Leviathan
Pandemonium Emi
>>9399133
Monochrome
Orca
>>9399133
Pandemonium Stratos
Ryougi Shiki
School loli
>>9399133
Raditz
>>9399133
Murica Lenny
Megaman
>>9399133
Yin
Murrica
Sonicfox
Iron Dog Etain
Gals Being Pals
Meh Emoji Mom
>>9399133
Monochrome SEX
Deku
Check it
>>9399148
Do you have the version of this slide with pictures?
>>9399238
rename to useless faggot
>>9399247
Is that Amy Schumer?
>>9399271
Yes, I am ready for Monochrome Games.
>>9399271
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9399133
Landkarte
Soldier Saints
>>9399195
>Vino looks confusedly at the box, but accepts it, and pops open the lid. He reaches inside and picks out a cookie, munching on it while reading the attached note. He looks around, scanning the area for whoever may have given it to him.
Thanks, but I ain't joinin' you for sweets.
I'm still keepin' em, though.
>Munch
>>9399212
'n pass up the chance ta fight you? Not in a million years, sweetheart. Tell ya what. You manage ta even land a hit on me in this game 'n I'll join ya, I'll be at your beck 'n call for anythin' your little group could ever need. Sound good?
>>9399271
Let's slay those beasts!
>>9399271
Sonicfox's image is broken.
Other than that, we're ready.
>>9399314
>jumps out in front of you
>>9399276
Yeah. I just do that to keep spoilers out.
>>9399271
>>9399164
>>9399199
>>9399224
>>9399227
>>9399229
1..2..3...4...5 and with me 6. Heh I believe that's our lucky number. Good to see you guys here as always. The competition doesn't seem that hard today if you ask.
>>9399305
Oh. You're here. I thought you died. Did God get bored of you already?
>>9399271
I accept this challenge.
>>9399271
May the best win!
>>9399314
Sounds like good odds to me.
>>9399353
u da bes
>>9399203
I just want to take the time to personally thank you for making this stupid joke a real thing.
>>9399271
It would seem that I am a one man Bullet Club. Oh well, I still foresee victory in my future.
>>9399372
it was funny in my head and it only took about 10 minutes. it was totally worth it.
>>9399329
>He stares at the anon for a few seconds, before casually digging into his box of cookies and offering one. Mouth full of chocolate, he mumbles something that sounds a lot like,
Want one?
>>9399368
Expectin' somethin' great outta you. Don't disappoint me 'n die in the first round. See ya in the finals.
>>9399368
>kissu
You're the best, babe.
>>9399326
Not broken, it just needs a couple centuries to load in because the dummy has is entry image set to 2000x4000.
Monochrome: 14
Neutral: 13
Pandemonium: 6
Iron Dogs: 6
Gals: 4
Tomomo's: 2
Muricans: 2
Bullet Club: 1
Cool Bastards: NOT REPRESENTED
Saints: NOT REPRESENTED
Akatsuki: NOT REPRESENTED
Fairy Tail: NOT REPRESENTED
Good Vibes: NOT REPRESENTED
BLOODBATH
*rides into town in your path*
>>9399339
Well, it's been a while for me, so I'm not gonna count my chickens.
Where'd all these monochrome members come out wtf
>>9399399
!
>>9399339
No I was just busy. Huge shift.
>>9399399
Oh my, Leader, why would you do this?
>>9399339
I'm glad I could actually be here for this one!
I can't wait.
>>9399303
>>9399271
...Dear holy lord. I just realized how Monochrome the roster for this game is.
...I'd be a bit scared, but I'm Monochrome myself, so I don't know what to feel. Confidence? ...Certainty that with so many Monochrome members on the field we're almost certain to pull a Pandemonium and partake in friendly fire?
>>9399399
...An empty holster and some bullets. ...Fuck it, it's something. I should be able to get my paws on a gun soon.
>>9399271
Iroooon Dooo~ogs!
Snarlin' Hound Dogs!
Pick up your weapon and follow me!
For~ward unto thee!
>>9399388
Competition's stiff. But anything gives way with the correct application of firepower.
>>9399399
I don't need this steed, nonetheless I shall triumphant to victory!
>>9399399
Hah! What a fascinating little trinket. Do these Earthlings really think such a pea-shooter could stop a Saiyan warrior? Ridiculous!
>>9399412
It looks like you weren't the only one getting busy. Where are all your teammates?
>chuckles
Oh well, you know, if you ever plan wielding the scythe again, my team is open, the soldiers saint are a pathetic sight to see...
>>9399426
>>9399407
>>9399399
Oh yeah, I remember you weren't there last time.
Oh well don't explode Raven this time Ahri... Unless there are 4 others people that is.
Anyway, we seem to be on a safe start, let's keep that pace for now.
>>9399401
He-Hey...the thought was pr-pretty nice of you.
>>9399271
...
>>9399401
done
>>9399401
DAY ONE
CONNECTION ERRORS NOOOO
>>9399527
oh god you edit him in over lol.
>>9399527
Whaddya mean jumpin' off my horse ta get ta the finish line first doesn't count? 'Course it does! What kinda rules're these? It's a horse race! A race with horses! Nowhere in tha rules does it say ya gotta stay on the horse!
>>9399540
>oh god you edit him in over lol.
what did he mean by this?
>>9399552
Deku over Rube Goldberg
>>9399527
>It turns out there's not really that much in common between eternally-wounded doggo and an obsolete operating system-tan.
>>9399527
If you think this can quell my unforgiving rage, you're mistaken.
Get a real doctorate. Fucking hack.
>>9399527
>She takes an ink pen and starts to write.
"What can I say about "Aggron" ? Well, it certainly looks like a fine beast to me, nothing like a behemot of course but I could totally seem it fighting with Pandemonium, I bet i't be better to ride him than the puny horses they give us here.
But of course he's a filthy monochrome, so everything I just wrote is irrelevant.
Join pandemonium"
>The moment she's about to post the article she sees Emi and Raven.
...
Seriously you guys?!!!
>>9399472
>Ahri quickly suppresses a short laugh, chewing on her lip.
You're not going to let me live that down, are you...?
>>9399527
This gun should be a good buy... It's cheap, and... I'm pretty sure if I get close enough to need it, I don't need to be too accurate..
>>9399527
>Well that's one way to do it. Got a laff outta me.
>>9399527
43 tributes remain.
Neutral: 13
Monochrome: 14 -> 11
Iron Dogs: 6
Pandemonium: 6 -> 5
Gals: 4 -> 3
Tomomo's: 2
Muricans: 2
Bullet Club: 1
NIGHT ONE
Hello, Operator? I think Lana has lost it.
A certain fox demonstrates her reflexes, and it looks like not even arson is off the table for achieving Monochrome's goal of non-black and white utopia.
>>9399527
RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
>Smolgore dashes off, leaving the ass at the mercy of Eric.
>>9399615
Hahah, you're a cool leader!
>>9399615
>Her teeth threaten to crack under the pressure of her clenching jaw. Steady under the hawkened eye of a trained killer, the sights of her rifle glint steady in unshaken hands
>>9399615
When I signed up for the "pony express" I thought this'd be a train business, I think we had a little bit of a miscommunication.. I ain't a mailboy.
>>9399615
The SEVEN DEITIES have brought me here to Egypt! The land of KEENGS!
>>9399577
>>9399615
>She grins
It's pretty much my favorite thing out of everything that happened ! B hey, there's no need to be ashamed of that. The deadlier the better. Just like you did right now.
>>9399615
>Astaroth cheats during the entire game and the poor Tomomian ends up naked and ruined.
>>9399615
Kinda weird I'm partying with an enemy faction, what the same person is going to turn down free booze?
>>9399615
Oh, how about I tell you the time I once was a robot, quite the strange story ya see? I just keep coming back from the dead is all.
>>9399399
>Feels wastes no time putting a bullet into the tribute's head.
Already got a kill, now to find more meat bags to kill.
>>9399527
>Feels sits there waiting for the train to arrive, now drenched
This weather accurately describes my life, depressing and gloomy.
>>9399615
>Feels raises his gun, making it look like he'll put the poor girl out of her misery
Actually, I'm not gonna kill you now, besides, why go through the trouble of doing that when those vultures over there can do the work for me.
>Motions towards the vultures, who look pretty hungry.
Well have fun dieing.
>>9399615
>Lucky sighs as the news of his fears of Monochrome pulling a Pandemonium interrupts his private concert.
Gahd dammit.
>>9399650
>The land of KEENGS!
Kek
>>9399615
>Ahri smirks, giving the gun a quick spin in her hand before catching it and blowing the smoke from the barrel like a pro.
>She looks the revolver over.
Ok.. I take back what I said. I got this for a steal.
>Ahri excitedly looks around.
H-Hey Astaroth did you see--- O..oh my.
>>9399683
Funny you should say that.
>>9399615
DAY TWO
Monochrome takes a page from the book of Pandemonium, which they apparently just traded for from the woman herself. On the other side of the frontier, Archer shows off his skill with a scatter gun, and the effect is deadly. That certain fox I mentioned earlier sure seems to like killing people.
>>9399704
I will DELETE you Iron Dogs!
>>9399704
Leave those kind of games to the grown ups. You don't stand a chance against a trained mercenary.
>>9399704
Check your corners! Waste em, waste em!
>Speed, Surprise, and Violence of action. A fully racked shotgun smoked with a wavy sting of flame and an empty wasted tube when all was said and done.
>>9399704
This is barely even practice, usually my targets are moving while I'm doing the shooting.
>>9399704
>While dodging spells and flying objects from every which way, Vino yawns, making it blindingly clear that he's bored with the situation.
Hey, you remember the last time we met-
>He ducks underneath another one.
-when I said magic ain't anythin' fun ta fight against? And how I said it was predictable?
>The assassin hops into the air and lands on the other side of yet another projectile, even adding a flip for flair. His foot lands on a rifle, which is kicked up into the air. He snatches it out of midair just as another attack is coming his way, and knocks Raven unconscious with it.
What d'you caster types do when people get close? Kinda pointless way 'a fightin', if ya ask me.
>>9399704
>Feels lays there, in a pool of his own blood
W-w-well, a-a-a-at least I have 2 kills.
>Fuking dies.
>>9399704
>Lucky would normally be growling in frustration, but he's currently cowering under a table with another dog (Yes, QP is a dog) as... another member of his own faction walks past.
>...
>...Wait, what?!
>>9399704
>"Somebody's Poisoned the water hole!" In the distance.
>Ahri watches in amazement, keeping herself calm as she whispers.
The absolute madmen... They actually did it...
>After their passing, she puts their souls to good use, drawing from them.
Don't worry you three.. You won't even miss them..
>>9399758
-Jesus. He really is in a league of his own.-
>>9399700
>>9399704
>She leaves the bar, the clothes of the Tomomian soldier packed in a bag.
I just need to find a taylor that will buy that stuff now.
Oh yeah yeah I saw everything, and much more. Damn, what's happening to you today? You're a real death machine.
>>9399704
>She gives the monochrome soldier a bit of clandestine BLUE drug, o-oh do they have a traitor among their rank?
>In exchange she gets some sunglasses that makes one sees the world in black and white.
Meh...
Don't you have something better than that really? Where is Monoko, I'd like to talk to her.
>>9399577
She might not. I was good after I settled the score, remember?
>>9399704
30 tributes remain.
Neutral: 13 -> 9
Monochrome: 11 -> 8
Pandemonium: 5
Iron Dogs: 6 -> 3
Gals: 3 -> 2
Tomomo's: 2
Muricans: 2 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
Bullet Club: 1
NIGHT TWO
I can practically see Ahri growing a big bushy mustache and twirling it menacingly as the train appears over the horizon.
imagine. Considering he's a god I don't think his lineage would go anywhere. His family tree has no shape.
At least one Monochrome member demonstrates the image of a paragon teammate; NOT killing his fellow partners like an evil little shit and does the right thing. A truly rare sight to see.
>>9399806
I look like a fruit ta you, buddy?
>>9399774
>Smolgore gets down on his knees and peers under the table.
Hey, uhhh...are you two alright?
>>9399806
>Smolgore grabs Monoko's hand and runs like hell away from the Indians.
>>9399806
>>9399789
Cabbage is no joke Suz, Cabbage is a DELIGHTFUL vegetable. I am personally OFEEENDED that you would mock it.
>>9399806
>Monochrome is so monochrome they write their message with white ink on white paper, how can ANYONE read that stuff?
I'm sure it was full of platitudes anyw-
...
...
What the hell Raven...
Oh at least, Ahri is there to say the day. Another one bites the dust.
>>9399806
>>9399838
Cabbage? More like hot garbage.
Get this vegan trash outta my FACE
>>9399806
You've mistaken me for a pigeon, for only those unworthy creatures would stand this golem besides it being one of those Monochrome scum.
>>9399806
>come back from store
>missed faction games
Will you host another after this one or can I safely kill time with something else?
>>9399858
Vegans are STUPEED idiots! A balanced diet is required for optimal NUTREETION! How do you think I keep this body as perfect as it is?
>>9399874
go jack off to your 4 rigginsmania winscreens then kys
>>9399806
>Ahri rummages in her bag, drawing out a big bushy mustache to stick on her face.
>She twirls the end of it menacingly before letting out a typical evil-person laugh.
>>9399805
You know... I still never found out what that dagger was you stabbed me with...
>She looks a little nervous, which is slightly comical considering the mustache.
>>9399790
A girl can't reveal her secrets you know...
>She brings a finger to her lips.
>The mustache looks rather threatening still.
>>9399704
Oh good, I've been poisoned again.
>>9399874
Probably not another one today.
Tomorrow tho
>>9399806
DAY THREE
Saki has had enough of these god damn factionless tributes in this god damn faction game, she takes her frustration to the next level and levels the place they all hang out at with, you guessed it, a generous amount of dynamite.
Speaking of mass murder, it looks like our local serial killer has decided to take a short dirt nap, courtesy of Starman.
You would think the people rich enough to be able to get desserts in the middle of the desert would also be affluent enough to afford precious water. Apparently not, it seems. And fuck me for still not correcting that typo.
>>9399806
>>9399821
>Monoko babbles inarticulately all the while, repeating the word "friend" over and over
>>9399899
Big fuzzy
Not friendly?
Not friendly. Leave alone.
>>9399806
...Huh. Well, that's interesting. So... if he were to die permanently before he reproduced, which... probably isn't going to happen since he's a god and is thus immortal... the family tree would just stop there. Huh.
>>9399821
...Uh, yeah, I think so. ...I uh, I think I might've mistaken you for someone else or something.
>>9399849
>Very carefully. ...It helps to know braille.
>>9399899
>Shotgun slug, bitch.
>>9399881
That's a lot of jelly on you anon, may I have some?
>>9399899
Alrigthy, thanks for hosting anyway Yunners
>>9399879
Something to do with a deal with the devil.
God -damn-, Archer.
>>9399899
You can't trust a face like that. A crooked smile that grows wider with each new notch on his belt.
>>9399899
>sonicfox makes swiss cheese out of ridley
the fucker picked deadshot
>>9399899
You can consider yourself lucky that you're not on my list. Next time we meet it won't end this way.
>>9399899
There's gotta be some!
>>9399913
Huh?
>Smolgore slows down to a walking pace and looks back at Monoko.
Uhhh...yep! Friend!
>>9399915
Like what?
>>9399882
>She looks a bit puzzled at the Mustache, how did she even found it, but quickly get her smug face back.
Oh, I may have an idea... but whatever works for you! Just don't stop doing it!
>>9399899
Okay Archer, I'm here. Scream obsolete all you want. I wanna see how crazy you've become
>>9399806
>>9399882
>she flashes a knowing grin before entering a coughing fit and keeling over dead
>>9399927
Noooooo my dear Suz. Proper dieting, high functioning alcoholism and exercise. A DELIGHTFUL combination!
>>9399915
>>Very carefully. ...It helps to know braille.
>Lol!
>>9399953
You don't think having the genes of a Greek legend has anything to do with it?
>>9399899
Curses! Mammal scum have foiled me once more.
>>9399899
19 tributes remain.
Monochrome: 8 -> 7
Neutral: 9 -> 5
Pandemonium: 5 -> 2
Iron Dogs: 3 -> 1
Gals: 2 -> 1
Tomomo's: 2
Bullet Club: 1
NIGHT THREE
Three Monochrome members up to rob a train, but in the end they fail miserably for some reason. Maybe they shouldn't have painted over their night vision tools with gray paint after all?
Mine.
>>9399963
damn, who are those other demons
>>9399949
Your continued existence means that the Seven Deities have not let deemed you as OBSOLETE! However it is just a matter of time. But enough about us. On with the show yesssssss.
>>9399971
I have the genes of the head of the KGB and a decorated american spy. There is no Greek in my VESSAL!
>>9399983
...But I really want some gold...
>>9399950
>Ahri falls to her knees, gathering Raven in her arms.
Tha-that doesn't tell me anything! Raven? What was the dagger? What did it do?!
>She tries to shake her awake.
>>9399899
O-Oh! Starlord! It's an honor to me--
>Thwack
>Ahri may have forgotten she was wearing the mustache, which takes the brunt of the blow, but she's still knocked out.
>The mustache may never recover unless it gets treatment right away.
>>9399949
>Ahri would respond, but she was just knocked out cold.
>>9399938
I dunno. Some other tribute with loud footsteps or something. Point is, I didn't know it was you.
>>9399983
...I told you you should've gone with black.
>>9399999
CHECKED
>>9399983
I ain't feelin' Vino anymore. It don't sound professional enough. I ain't Claire no more, either.. And Felix is gettin' old, too.. I gotta really drive home the whole "professional assassin" thing, y'know? What's a good name?
....
...Hang on, I've got it. It's perfect, 'n it's new. Get this one.
"Mr. Vino."
>>9399999
But did the decorated american spy have greek in his VESSAL?
>>9400016
I got >>9388888 yesterday... wtf.
>>9399938
No! No!
>Her other hands point back
Friends!
>>9399983
>five hands
>five guns
>five times the shooting
>she's unstoppable
>>9399983
>The smoke escapes from Astaroth's pistol, rising into the midnight sky.
I feel like we're bound to jump into each other's forever, and me to ruin your hopes and future.
>>9399997
>Shinrabanshou
>>9399999
YOOOOOOO
>>9400038
But they were tryin'ta kill you!
>>9399999
>Two in a row
Nice.
>>9399983
DAY FOUR
LANA NO STOP THAT'S NOT HOW YOU CATCH A POKEMON
Monochrome still taking notes from the book of Pandmonium, but the savage sabotages don't end there. It looks like one of them even set a bounty on a fellow team mate.
Saki, now bored that her murderous rampage is over, quietly plays on her phone. Cuuute.
>>9399983
>There's a chink in the armor.
>From the side just underneath her arm.
>The torn path steals her breath away mid-air as the entrails pushed behind it explode behind the chestplate. Lungs punctured, quiet shrill breaths wet with heavy leakage gurgling softly until it stops pumping life into dead eyes of blue.
>>9400063
Oh, hey, it's you again. Can't wait ta kill ya later.
...Where ya goin'?
>>9399983
>Ahri cries, curled into a ball.
>No ones sure who she's talking to, but the baindaid on her shoulder means the wound couldn't have been that bad.
>She leans forward, slowly pushing dirt over the mustache.
>It lived a very short, but eventful life.
I'm sorry... I wasn't able to save you...
>>9400049
>Hearing the gunshot, the kitsune looks up.
>It sounded close.
I wonder what that was... I hope nothing too bad...
>>9399999
They do? Oh I guess those guys aren't as stupid as I thought then.
But be careful Archer, you might just be a puppet in their hands. What if I am the chosen one, and you're a mere decoy?
Who can truly know the will of the gods~?
>>9400063
>Smolgore occasionally pops his head out of the bunker as depicted in pic related. At a glance, he looks like an oversized prairie dog.
>>9400055
But didn't.
Friend!
>>9400063
>>9400082
>She simultanously points in five different directions, all of which contradict each other entirely, before shrugging
>>9399999
Just take the compliment
JEEZ
>>9400049
gesundheit
>>9400102
Yeah, but they were gonna!
>Smolgore starts walking again, dragging Monoko by the hand.
>>9400037
>>9399999
Wow. Nice numbers. ...I think the gods are trying to tell you somethi-
>>9400063
>Lucky dies to another Monochrome member.
>Infinite salt. ...It's a good thing salt is typically white.
>First words once out of the respawn room:
GAHD DAMMIT I WAS WORRIED FOR A REASON
>>9400075
>>9400091
>She buries Suz's corpse and comes back as if nothing happened.
Just a minor nuisance, an overexcited puppy.
But I took care of that, don't worry.
>>9400063
My two rivals ganging up against me? Now that's interesting
>she deploys her wings.
Let's see how far your arrows can reach this time Grora! I still have my gun!
>>9400102
>Vino closes his eyes and nods, feigning deep, philosophical thought.
Yeah. Me too.
Me too.
>>9399999
Nice numbers!
>>9400063
15 tributes remain.
Monochrome: 7 -> 6
Neutral: 5 -> 3
Pandemonium: 2
Tomomo's: 2
Gals: 1
Bullet Club: 1
Iron Dogs: 1 -> ELIMINATED
NIGHT FOUR
Bendy being a crazy little shit.
FUCKING ARCHER TACKLES A COLOSSUS OF A BEAST TO THE GROUND AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF IT, WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
I think we have a clear contender for the victory now ladies and gentlemen.
>>9400036
>>9400106
Perhaps there is some greek inside me somewhere. I accept you complement, but why do you ask? Do you desire some of my VESSAL inside you?
>>9400095
Then I will have played my role in the great COSMEEC Event that are these games. But until that happens the SEVEN DEITIES have trusted me with victory.
>>9400160
Thanks
I want to slap Ahri's ass with the force of a thousand suns.
>>9400168
WONDERFUL!
>>9400168
It's not that big!
...Is it?
>>9400126
Nnnooooo! Why, why?
>>9400152
>She looks down at her hands
>And shrugs again
>She looks lost in thought
>Which isn't saying much considering her current state
>>9400168
?????
!?!?
Sleep? When sleep? Don't sleep! Am sleep!
>>9400063
>Ahri is still mourning the villain mustache.
>She drinks heavily.
He was so young!
>>9400137
Oh no! Did you shoot Lucky? He's such a good dog. He didn't do nothin wrong!
>She stumbles a little before sitting down hard in a nearby chair.
He and mustache are in a betta place now...
>>9400168
>Ahri, Rather drunk, tries to tell about the time she shot someone dead earlier in the day.
>She's pretty sure everyone saw it though...
>>9400170
No man! I'm trying to flirt. Is it working yet or what???
>>9400187
Same
>>9400168
We're the only one left...
>she grins
But I couldn't hope for a better dream team!
It you and I now Ahri, get ready to spill some serious blood. It's only the beginning
>She loads up her gun.
>>9400170
>sighs
No individuality whatsoever...
Oh well, tell the cooler Archer I'll wait for him
>>9400187
What's stopping you?
>>9400205
>He raises his hands to his chest and laughs to himself, shaking his head to an unasked question.
No, not at all, I agree with ya! Wish more people would think that way, in fact!
>>9400221
I would have to say that it is.
>>9400227
I am an individual sister Astraroth. But I am aware that if the SEVEN DEITIES wish for something to happen it will happen. I cannot stop it and you cannot stop it. Gods are Gods.
>>9400235
Nigger, have you seen those teeth? Idon't want my hand to be bitten off.
>>9400168
THE FEAST
owo what's this? A peaceful feas-
Oh never mind.
The skullgirl is why we can't have nice things.
>>9400227
Does this mean that I'll have to fight you...?
>Ahri checks her revolver, making sure it's loaded, which doesn't take long. There's only 6 bullets.
Make it quick and painless if you can... I know I'll try to do that same.
>She coughs, trying to clear the alcoholic haze from her mind.
>>9400236
Sure
>>9400269
>Smolgore bangs on the door a few times before leaving in a huff.
>>9400265
You best have fast legs anon.
Or, yaknow, the force of a thousand suns will kill everyone, so it'll be worth it.
>>9400213
>Meanwhile, from the popcorn aisle
...Well, uh, thank you, I guess?
>>9400269
Dammit, I died before the steak was served.
>>9400253
>She turns her head skyward
>And raises her hands towards the heavens like reaching for something
>>9400259
Awesome. Knew I could pull this off!
N-now what?
>>9400332
The next step is up to you Miss Suz. To be honest I am quite surprised by your advances. I was under the assumption you were not interested in the companionship of a male.
>>9400360
>spins leg around and firmly kicks your ass with the force of a thousand nuns
>>9400213
>>9400270
Lucky? Oh no something way more useless, don't even think about that.
...
...Hm? Killing each others...
I... Didn't think about that to be honest... but oh well, it doesn't matter for now. Don't worry, I'll give you the sweetest death you could ever hope.
>And saying this, she takes a bigger gun, running her finger across the cannon.
>>9400360
>Ahri looks in confusion. Then the slap takes effect.
>She's incinerated by the force, which cosmically would generate a black hole.
>The kitsune is erased from existence.
>GOOD JOB ASS.
>>9400259
Better die free than living as a slave, no? Don't you think? Oh well it doesn't really matter to me anyway. But no gods nor their drunken puppet of a spy will stop me, understand that!
>>9400269
DAY FIVE
MONOCHROME TEAM KILLING LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
Despite having an ample amount of other victims to choose from, the last two members of Pandemonium decide to have a duel -- team killing in true classical Pandemonium fashion. An epic showdown between a somber widow and her gang's leader is about to begin, both tense up and get ready to draw their six guns. Nearly everybody is watching in anticipation, their breaths held, all wondering who'd be left alive. When all of a sudden, not wanting to be out-teamkilled, a lone and bloodthirsty Monochrome member appears out of nowhere and takes the both of them down with dynamite. The both of them referring to Asgore and Bendy of course. Ahri and Astaroth were just an unintended collateral.
WE HAVE OUR WINNER NEXT SLIDE, PLACE YOUR BETS
>>9400404
Just wait till I'm sober then. I will delete you Astaroth. Slowly, deliberately and painfully.
>>9400351
What if I told you I thought both sexes offered fruits worth tasting.
Not that I would do something like that of course.
>>9400416
MONOKO NO
NO
NONONNONONON
...
>She's respawned outside the arena
IT WAS YOUR SISTER I'M SURE!
>>9400322
>He pockets his own hands in his trenchcoat and walks around to the girl's side, leaning against a tree trunk and looking up at the sky, to where she points. It's not long, though, before he retrains his sight on her.
Somethin's outta your reach, huh?
Well, if ya want my opinion, I'd say the only way ta get that thing ya want is ta get stronger. I ain't gonna pretend ta know what it is, but the strong get whatever they want, no one can stop 'em from takin' it. That's a pretty good answer for just about everyth-
>>9400416
Ahh. It was...
It was dynamite you were reachin' for. Well, y'know, everybody's wrong sometimes.
>>9400416
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-!
>KABOOM!
>>9400372
>she takes a bigger gun, running her finger across the cannon.
>>9400430
That is DELIGHTFUL! How do you propose we proceed from this point?
>>9400372
>The larger cannon causes Ahri to frown.
>She looks down to the revolver for a moment.
Do you really find it necessary to bring out a bigger gun, just for me?
You should know it's more about how you use what you're given than the size of it.
>>9400416
>Ahri is too busy bantering with Astaroth to notice the dynamite until it lands next to her.
Oh no. Not aga--
>>9400449
I couldn't use it the way I wanted sadly...
>She' still healing her wounds from the Monochrome explosion
>>9400416
FINAL 3
ARENA EVENT
GALS BEING PALS vs MONOCHROME
It's over...
>>9400467
>She respawns outside the arena, covered in burns and bruises.
I fucked up....
...
That dynamite stick was pretty small now I think about it...
Maybe you were right....
>>9400483
Of course...
>>9400416
>>9400436
>>9400434
>>9400441
>>9400416
>Monoko looks sullen, staring down at the ground in clear depression out of what she just did.
Monster.
>>9400483
Deserve.
Deserve worse.
>>9400483
CONGRATULATIONS OC GUY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChdpflTAvok
But with half of their team's 14 member's deaths being attributable to team killing, is this really a even a victory for Monochrome...?
>>9400483
Gotta say I ain't a big fan 'a the number advantage tactic.
>>9400525
Yeah, ya kinda are. No normal human being would do somethin' so terrible. Actually, I'd even go as far as ta say you could be a demon, which is even worse than a monster. But, hey, that ain't necessarily a bad thing. Just embrace bein' a killer 'n eventually it'll stop botherin' ya!
>>9400543
PLACEMENTS, AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING!
Also, a question if you have the time. Was my commentary worth having to make the time between slides longer? Does the game still flow okay when there's longer time between slides?
>>9400543
HIM??!!
>She has a flashback >>9399790
Oh... He thought of everything from the beginning... Damn, I got fooled big time.
>>9400462
Shit man. I don't know, I've never gotten this far.
>>9400561
>The commentary is great
>Good job
>Thx for hosting
>>9400543
Congrats!
>>9400561
Thanks for hostin'!
>I enjoyed the commentary, so I'd say it was worth it.
WHO'S READY FOR RANDOM GAMES #5?!
>>9400561
Tanks, Yuno.
I'm honestly gonna say no.
>>9400583
ready to lose twice
>>9400516
>With a cough, Ahri clears the ash from her face, reaching up to try and wipe it off of her dress.
>Still sprawled on the ground, she hasn't made an attempt to get up yet.
>Her voice is rather hoarse.
I had a feeling you wouldn't need something so large to do me in...
>>9400583
I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
LET'S GO
>>9400543
Congratulations team-killers
>>9400561
Thanks host
We'll win the next factions game hopefully.
>>9400483
You see this's why I take the pics out of my final slides
>>9400583
Listen here cunt I drew you a Tricky and you still haven't drawn me a Vino
>>9400561
I... I don't think we'll ever get a point with that.
>>9400525
Meh... Don't feel too bad, it was pretty neat.
Just don't do it when I'm near that's all
>>9400556
This is one of the very few, if not only, times where the team with the most entries actually won.
>>9400561
Statistics for that guy
>>9400589
>>9400594
SHOULD I MAKE A NEW THREAD OR USE THIS ONE?
>>9400599
WIN MY GAMES AND YOULL GET THE BEST WINCARD TO EVER EXIST EVER
>>9400613
wait for the map stuff to happen
>>9400561
Another step backwards.
Brace for a final stand Dogs.
Thanks for the game.
>>9400613
No draw me one or I will come to your school and bully you
>>9400613
Wait until after the map updates, Tricky.
>>9400617
YEAH YEAH DONT WORRY, JUST PREPARING AHEAD OF TIME. TEN MORE MINUTES TILL THE GAME.
>>9400543
Well be on the verge of losing if we keep failing like this...
Thanks for the chance.
>>9400556
NO! Hurts! Hurts to hurt! Terrible! Not meant for! Can't stop game...Monoko harmless...
>>9400604
>She's silent
>She's staring at her hands
>Another trail of liquid, clear, runs down her goopy eye
>A second matches it on the other one
>>9400543
>Monoko claps slowly
>>9400621
3 points to Monochrome for winning.
1 more point to Monochrome for most kills.
1 point to Murica for being the first to be eliminated.
And additionally, as if 4 fucking points wasn't already enough, Monochrome also has 1 saved point.
>claimed territories must be connected to one of your territories by a road
>Cities cost 1 point
>capitals (marked by stars) cost 4 points
>factories cost 3 points and grant your faction an additional 1 point whenever your faction wins a game.
Rest of the rules are posted on /yga/.
>>9400416
Okay, that's it. I went and did a running tally of how many teamkills Monochrome did in this game, and who did the teamkills. I also counted threats.
Aikawa: 1 threat (OC-Guy)
Registeel: 1 threat (Monoko)
Marie Korbel: 1 teamkill (XP-tan)
Bendy: 2 teamkills (Aikawa, Lucky), 1 threat (Monoko)
OC-Guy: 1 threat (Marie Korbel)
Monoko: 2 teamkills (Bendy, Smolgore)
5 total teamkills
4 total threats against teammates...
>>9400543
And we still somehow won.
I'm not sure how to process this. I'm not even sure this counts as a victory. Fucking hell.
...Congrats, OC-Guy.
>>9400561
Game flowed fine in my book. Thanks for the host.
>>9400653
Obviously ya ain't harmless if ya just blew up five people with a stick 'a dynamite. It's only terrible if ya make it terrible! You probably got a lot 'a people bullyin' ya for bein' retarded, right? Don't ya wanna just stab 'em in the face? C'mon! Even a little?
>>9400663
>Chicago and the adjacent factory. And save the other point.
>>9400610
>>9400573
I propose a date with food and the potential for coitus!
>>9400689
Sounds good to me.
>>9400706
(You)
>>9400713
You sound awful confident in your choice of cuisine.
>>9400561
Congratulations, OC-guy.
Thank you for hosting, Yuno.
>>9400736
>something something pussy for dinner
Whatever happened to gumball man
>>9400736
Of COURSE! I am a WONDERFUL chef!
>>9400734
But I'm already a kid!
>>9400679
>She cowers at the word "stab", and covers her messed-up abdomen with all four proper arms, beginning to babble the word "NO" over and over and over again, mixed in with other unintelligible pleads to some unseen figure
>>9400590
>She gets upoving her wings, she dusts off the ash from their bodies, making it twirl in the dusk light.
>Towering Ahri, she feasts her eyes on her frail and vulnerable position. Would it be someelse, she'd have already taken charge but she just only shrugs and laughs.
Yeah you're right about that. In fact, I don't think I would have needed anything, I'm *just that good!
>>9400653
Oh hey...
>She squats, gently patting Monoko's head.
You aren't going to cry now? Look you've just and...
>she sighs
You stole our "most kills" point too.
Heh, if you truly don't like killing people I won't mind, more for us but, seriously...
>she whipes Monoko's tears with her fingers
>>9400663
>>9400689
DONE
As someone who doesn't live very far from the now Monochromatic Indianapolis, it's not very cool having my front yard gray and my backyard still green. Iron puppies come clean this shit up soon pls.
Now get ready for a tricky game.
>>9400764
>inb4 Vino goes off the air for the last time
>>9400663
>>9400689
>seconding.
>thanks for hosting Yuno.
>>9400590
>>9400767
>she gets up*
>moving her wings*
>>9400769
>monochrome's gray aura is dangling their balls above the iron dog capital
lewd
>>9400663
Thank you for the DELIGHTFUL game!
>>9400769
What's wrong with it? Embrace the gray.
But yeah, thanks for the game.
>>9400794
Iron dogs are bottom bitches, after all.
>>9400796
Nice rp.
>>9400769
Well fuck, we're surrounded. This isn't good, not good at all.
>>9400796
Your rp's about on par with Rin's.
>>9400653
>>9400767
>You've just won*
>I should be more careful
>>9400767
>Ahri uses a hand to keep her dress held in place as Astaroth flaps her wings to clear away the dust.
>She blinks, coughing once more as she comes to realize their situation.
Are you really though? It's a bold claim...
>A smirk forms on her face.
>>9400769
Also thank you for hosting!