Knight x Dragon #5 Even if the princess is too big for the castle,

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>>9395291

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Commission I just got

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>>9395367
And an alt for the breast lovers

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>>9395291
Man I fucking love how great these threads have been so far

>>9395367
>>9395374

Nice commission man

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>>9395526
Thanks dude.

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>>9395367
I know what I'm fappin to tonight

>>9395291
Solution is simple

Just build bigger castle

>>9395374
>>9395367
>sssonic2

get a refund

>>9396256
lowtest

>>9395367
This looks... unfinished. Chest having zero detail compared to the tits version makes it look like a cheaply done edit. Like you'd run into this on e621 or somewhere and think "man, i wish this had no tits", and spent 5 minutes editing them out.

>>9396582
But the finals were last week!

>>9396657
It's honestly what she'd look like if thicc, desu

>>9396880
hey, whatever justifies your purchase, man.

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>>9396857

>>9396582
You realize low/high test is just a meme. /fit/ in their own survey admitted they don't like fat or """""thicc""""" chicks. You have a fat fetish. You're not high test.

>>9397097
>this is what lowtest tell themselves

lol

>>9397097
Thanks bro, reminded me to hit up Reddit to catch up on all the latest memes/opinions.

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Can we just not argue about this? Is that an option?

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>>9397292
Some people just like to argue I suppose.

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>>9397097
Lowtest absolutely exists. Some men are born with high testosterone production, and some are naturally born with less. That is why all mammal species (including humans) naturally develop alpha and beta male dynamics. That is why even though the sex ratio is roughly 50/50, some men have dozens of female mates and some men cannot get any. Without test, you don't get women. Biology proves this.

The appeal of """"thicc"""" females among lowtest males is a perceived lack of competition to mate with them. If you like thicc, you're lowtest. The pill's hard to swallow, but the world just isn't fair.

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>>9397635

>>9397635
That makes no fucking sense.

>>9397635
What about smaller women?

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>>9395291
What is this comic I need it

>>9397912
The Artist goes by RML
She posts the pages here, http://thebutthag.tumblr.com

>>9398030
>>9398030
Don't bother with this comic. Turns to NTR shit later on.

>>9398329
I believe the author has neither confirmed nor denied that. Pretty sure that was started as trolling and autists spurging out.

>>9398475
Can confirm, was shitposter. I don't feel guilty but I didn't really expect things to take off like this either.

>>9398329
I still can't believe the horse cucks the bard too, and then a 2nd knight out of a relationship with a different dragon. What the fuck.

>>9398498
I don't necessarily blame you anyway, I'm just incredibly annoyed that these once lovely dragonfucker threads have become the go-to place for autists to complain about fetishes they hate. I've never seen a series of threads go from comfy to shit in such a short period of time.

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Nerdy Dragons, Yes?

>>9398554
You never been to much threads then. I think this happened on a Zootopia thread once. One time in the NitW threads on april 1st a drawfag posts the wrong request from a different thread and the anons there spite him for it.

>>9398824
I really like nerdy dragon. We need more nerdy dragon.

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>>9398848

>>9398824
Nerd Dragon x Zuma arguing about whether katanas or longswords are better

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KaijuAnon from the last thread. Gonna start a fresh one.

>an isolated island, untouched by the progress of man
>speeding towards it is a small vessel with a crew of only three
>the first was an American reporter sent to Japan as part of a sort of internship, though he was primarily stuck with tabloid-tier shit
>the second was his trusty cameraman, a friend from his college years
>the third was a bodyguard, hired due to the rather odd nature of this assignment
>apprently there had been not only sightings, but acts of theft commited by an unknown being on the surrounding islands
>but there was a catch
>this being was described as enormous, almost the size of a Boeing, and it wasn't human
>as they approached the island, they wondered what they might find there
>or what might find them

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>>9399455
>or what might find them

>>9398329
Where are you getting this?
Are there more than what's on the Tumblr?

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>>9399455
>they landed on the island within the our
>from what they could see, it looked pretty normal
>no giant sea creatures patrolling the shores
>no pterosaurs flocking towards them like seagulls
>just peaceful
>they decided to set up camp, as nightfall was fast approaching
>after trying (and failing) to eat some of the food that had been packed for the trip, the reporter and cameraman decided that whatever's swimming in the water is probably more palatable
>the bodyguard didn't care, food was food

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>>9400503
>Failing to eat sushi

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>>9400503
>after fashioning a makeshift spear from a large tree branch, the two began their quest for fish
>the bodyguard watched as they failed to catch a single fish
>becoming irritated, he waded into the water and managed to catch a rather large fish on the first try
>though the "fish" was rather odd in appearance, it still tasted better than that Japanese shit the higher-ups had packed for them
>with a body not resembling any currently living creature, its taste wasn't a very familiar one

>>9401206
They're hardcore Amerishits, go figure.

Nice thread guys, keep this shit going. Anybody got that comic where the knight rescues a kobold?

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>>9401741

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>>9401813

>>9401741
Talking about the "I'm getting too chivalrous for this shit." comic?
That's a very old work of the artist Guoh. You should be able to find it somewhere in the back of his tumblr.
https://guoh-art.tumblr.com/

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>>9401869

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>>9401875
Fin. I was gonna post the other one, but that other anon's got it covered.

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>>9401880
It looks like I forgot to save the sex part oh well

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>>9401908
Found it, it was in the wrong folder.

>>9401880

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>>9402072

last one is >>9401908

>>9401233
>after that unorthodox meal, they hit the hay
>the night was rather uneventful, save for some clicking and gurgling coming from the dense jungle
>by morning, the noises became unbearable
>when they had finally come to their senses, they realized why
>several small scavenging creatures had been nibbling at what was left of the sea animal
>they appeared to be a mixture of crustacean and amphibian features
>almost like a mixture of a bullfrog and a fiddler crab
>some of the larger ones appeared to be "ordering" the smaller ones to collect food, like nomads with a large animal corpse
>before they could see any more of their odd behavior, the bodyguard shooed them away, warning the others that they may attract larger life
>luckily, the cameraman had already gotten a good minute of two of their activity
>if this could potentially win him a Pulitzer, imagine what the supposed "monster" could do

>>9397227
>>9397229
t. People who hear about memes but don't bother lurking there sources. You know 4chan has more then one board, right? Try lurking them. I already said, /fit/ openly admits it's just a meme. Fuckin new kids these days.

>>9401826
>>9401830
>>9401838
>>9401843
>>9401848
>>9401856
I love these comics. Such a classic to me. Hope there is more like this but i cant seem to find it.

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>>9402309
>>9402324
>so angry you post the same thing twice

>>9402090
>>9401883

Motherfucking clutch

>>9402273
>a bullfrog
Holy shit, Pepe lives and became Japanese!

>cameraman
Ooo, be sure to get that good and sexy side, and you'll win simething even better, Kaiju Gone Wild.

>>9402379
>so retarded you can't tell one is different

>>9403099
>deleting one anyway
wew lad

>>9403099
they're the exact same

dumb lowtest

>>9401838
OH MY

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>>9403655
Why don't you just
G O A W A Y
O
A
W
A
Y

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>ywn

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>>9395291
Am I strange for wanting to actually read a good romance story between a dragoness and a knight?

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>>9404033
Not really. I'm sure if you dig deep enough, you can find something. Good luck to ya.

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>>9404033
No, not at all. Actually if we could get some fic links in here that'd be bomb

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>>9404118
>>9404033
>Actually if we could get some fic links in here that'd be bomb

Pic and choose, read at your leisure, friends

http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc

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>>9404174
You're an absolute saint mate. Cheers.

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>>9404174

>>9404033
I want a feral girlfriend now

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>ywn fuck a giant lunar monster
>ywn discover that you are both genetically compatible
>swn conceive your bastard egg
>ywn see it hatch as it imprints on you and her, sealing your fate with this creature
>ywn see it grow up to become a strong lunar invader
>ywn spend the rest of your life fucking your mate's brains out

>>9404033
Fuck no, I've been wanting this for a long time.

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>>9402048
SCRAAAA YES TASTY DICK THING SCRAAAAA

>>9395669
How was that fap? Did you nut?

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ayo where the dragons at

So skyrim is the go-to game to live out this fantasy in, right?

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>>9407873

Nice topic, was this a spinoff from scaly thread or made on its own?

>>9408236
Made on its own.

I want to be in a massive dragoness's mouth and gaze down her throat

>>9401838
>A Scaly girl will never look at you like that.

is a kobold to dragons what a hobbit is to humans?

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>>9406562
u fukkin know it

>>9397635
t. no relevant degree

>>9410121
More like how monkeys are to people.

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gave the dragon from a couple of threads ago some color

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>>9412453
Looking good anon, I'd eat her out top to bottom.

>>9408066
Christ we're gettin' lewd here. Keep going, lad.

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>>9407873
>tfw another artist draws your character better than you

>>9413062
Doesn't matter, you're the one giving us the source so we still love you.

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>>9412904

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>>9407873
I want a dragon pillow...

>>9413062
i wouldnt say that, everyone has their own kirks when drawing characters. i think the way you capture zuma is the best

>>9402330

The artist's name for the Skelly one is Guoh, if that helps. Hes got a tumblr where he posts his artwork.

He's done a handful more sketches of the same knife, but for the most part he does drawings of things like super detailed chainmail wearing cat girls over comics. Still worth following though if you're a fan of the designs.

such ded thred

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In Dragon Quest 6 remake, you get a really cute dragoness named Lizzie to play with.

>Full of curiosity, she is a naive woman eager to learn more about the world of humans and much of her dialogue will revolve around asking questions regarding objects or people the Hero has just interacted with. A shrinking violet at heart, she feels most comfortable and secure around the party, and even states that she considers them to be her family.
>Select bits of party chat reveal that she takes pride in her immense strength, but she also is also slightly insecure, wondering if she's strong enough to protect the party and if she could have made a difference in the battle against Murdaw. Contrasting this, she's prone to gushing about things she enjoys, specifically rabbits and bunny girl accessories. Despite her limited understanding of etiquette Lizzie makes an effort to be polite, though this won't stop her from drooling incessantly while indoors.

She also is infatuated with the swordsman Terry that beat her in battle.

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>>9414248
Isn't she a qt?

She just wants to protect you and learn more about hyoomahns

>>9414295
thicc

Normally a ponyfag writer, but let's give this a shot

>You are Sir Anonymous the Shitposter, knight-errant of the realm of Kek
>And let's get one thing straight, alright?
>Being a knight-errant fucking BLOWS
>You've spent the last two weeks wandering from run-down village to even-more-run-down village, just hoping you can find someone who'll give you a few pieces of gold to get rid of their spider infestation, or whatever
>Hell, you'd even be fine with a generic fetch-quest, as long as you get something
>But no
>No matter where you've gone, all you've gotten is the same dopey-eyed stare from shit-covered peasants who care more about their cattle than they do about heroics
>And so you wander on, until your feet hurt, your clothes stink, and you kind of just want to lay down and die

>Just as the sun is going down, you spy a cluster of lights in the distance, and turn your trusty steed towards them
>As you approach, you find yourself at yet another tiny village
>Thankfully, though, this one seems a fair bit nicer than the last
>There's no poo stains on the buildings, and there's even a paved road leading right to the tavern
>Now that you think of it, you could definitely use a drink
>So you park your horse and head inside, ready to drink yourself out of your misery
>The bartender's a huge-ass dude with an eyepatch, and he leers at you as you step in
>"What brings ye here, stranger?"
"Depression, mostly."
>"Ye come to th' right place. Siddown, I'll whip ya up the special."
>You obey, taking a seat by the bar, and the dude passes you a huge flagon of grog
>"What's eatin' ya, laddy?"
"The usual bullshit. I picked the wrong class. I shoulda been a bard or something. At least then I could've gotten free puss."
>"Aye, I know what ye mean. At least it's better than bein' a generic NPC."
"You said it. Speaking of which..."
>You take a long swig of the grog; it tastes like battery acid with cat litter dissolved inside
>Perfect
"Any decent quests around?"

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>>9415244
I already like this, keep going.

>>9415244
>"Depends on yer definition o' decent. Not much really happens around here. But, thinkin' of it, there's that dragon what lives in the mountains..."
"Whoa, whoa. Dragon?"
>"Aye."
"Fuck yes! That's gotta be worth something, at least."
>The old man shrugs
>"I suppose. Dragon don't hurt nobody around here, but she can be a bit..."
"Bloodthirsty?"
>"I was gonna say overbearing."
"Well, have no fear!"
>You jump up from the bar, attempting your best heroic pose
"I will liberate you and your people from this burden! And for a low price, too!"
>The old man shrugs, and you sprint out of the door without paying

>Night has already fallen by the time you're outside the village again
>Just as the old man said, a range of mountains stretches across the horizon, just a few miles from the village
>You slap your horse's ass, and the dude makes it there in record time

>The mountains themselves are a bit more daunting up close
>Back, craggly peaks extend upward into the sky, seeming to blend into the night at their peaks
>You gulp, starting to think this might not be a bad idea
>Your horse looks over at you, giving you a look as if to say, "Better you than me, hombre."
>You give him a look as if to say, "No one asked, you beast of burden."
>After holstering your sword and shield on your back, you hook your hands into a few rough handholds on the rock, and begin to climb
>It's...
>It's awful
>You honestly have no idea why people climb mountains for fun; by the time you're ten meters off the ground, every inch of your body hurts like hell
>Finally, after nearly an hour of climbing, you reach the blackened entrance to a cave
>Since your arms feel like jelly, you just flop onto the cave's floor, panting in an effort to catch your breath
>How in the blue fuck are you going to get down from here?

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>>9413850
>everyone has their own kirks

>>9415513
Of all the dragons I have encountered on my travels, she was the most...
human

>>9415343
Moar

>>9414248
>>9414267
That's pretty cute. It's comming out for 3ds right? Might buy after Ever Oasis and Strange Journy if so.

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>>9415839
>It's comming out for 3ds right?

It's actually a 2011 DS game. You can still find copies in some Gamestops, order it online, or emulate it.

>>9415343
Have a (you) good bard

>>9415343
>From nearly a hundred meters below, your horse looks up at you
>It's hard to tell from this distance, but you could swear that bastard is laughing at you
>What a prick
>Groaning, you stand up and dust yourself off, then roll your shoulders around to try to try and ease some of the tension out of them

>The tunnel extends deep into the mountain, lit only by the moonlight filtering in from outside
>You whip out a torch, lighting it and holding it aloft
>As you do so, you take a good, long whiff of the air around you
>There's a very distinct smell to dragons, something halfway between the musty lizard-scent and overcooked barbecue
>But the tunnel doesn't smell much like dragon
>Instead, it smells vaguely like... hot pockets?
>What the fuck?
>You take a second sniff, and yeah, that's definitely the smell of hot pockets
>Mixed with something vaguely fruity, almost like soda
>The dragon smell is still there, but it's overpowered by the overwhelming aura of...
>Honestly, this smells like some nerd's room
>What kind of dragon cave is this?

>Intrigued, you press on further, keeping your torch held aloft
>As you go in deeper, the light reflects off of discarded crates, most of them seemingly ripped open by clawed hands and then thrown aside
>You step closer to one of the crates, peering at the lettering on its side

//Bishonen Line, Life-Size Figure: Dashing Prince Galahad, Knight of the Realm//

>What the hell?
>Are these... are these *figure* boxes?
>Like the kind that friendless losers collect and then ejaculate on?
>What are they doing in a dragon's cave?
>And... why does this dragon have so many?

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>>9416413
>inb4 it's the neet dragoness from /scaly/
Loving this. Nice work man

>>9415885
Oh! Well I'll check it out then.

>>9415244
doesnt sound very knightly

sounds more like a larping internet shitposter

>>9416922
No shit fuckboi

>>9397097
/fit/ is where /r9k/ autismos go to become prison gay with each other.

Nobody that goes to /fit/ is not a faggot.

>>9397635
I've noticed this meme popping up recently. Lowtest males who want their women to look like prepubescent boys have tried to flip "lowtest" around.

Its really pathetic.

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>>9417817
Small women have greater potential for childrearing and domestic servitude. Females don't need to be beeg und stronk if their male is hightest. The primary utility of males is for protection and income earning, both of which are bolstered by testosterone. Females need to be small, gentle, nurturing, and subservient because these traits support their primary utility of raising children. Men and women are equally important but serve very different evolutionary duties.

Where do """""thicc""""" women fit into this? These females have let themselves grow fat and unhealthy, making them unappealing to all but the most desperate males. What makes males desperate? Lowtest.

>>9416413
>You kinda were hoping to find some, you know, epic loot or whatever
>Magical swords and ancient gems and stuff, not some weeaboo's weird trophies
>In spite of yourself, you continue deeper into the tunnel, and the overwhelming smell of frozen food increases
>Only now, as you get closer, a third smell begins to intermingle with what already surrounds you
>It's fishy and pungent, and smells vaguely like...
>Well, it smells a lot like female arousal
>Come to think of it, the barkeep never mentioned the gender of this dragon
>You take another whiff, and yeah, that's definitely the smell of pussy
>Suddenly, the figures, the smell of hot pockets, and the pheromones are starting to add up

>You take a few more steps into the cave, and find yourself facing a massive, carved stone door
>It's open only a crack, just enough to let you see inside
>You creep forward, extinguishing your torch so as not to be spotted
>Enough light emanates from the door that you can still see the ground
>You peer through the doorway, taking in this dragon's "lair"
>It's wide, hollow cavern about fifty meters in diameter
>Huge outcroppings and sheets of rock litter the floor of the cavern, most of them extending a meter or more off the ground
>And every single one is covered in either industrial-size crates of frozen food, empty barrels, or figures
>Oh Holy Lord, the figures...
>Some small, some life-size, they're spread out across the entire room, standing at silent attention like some kind of frozen army
>Each one is male, and nearly all of them are sculpted to look stunningly attractive: big bishi eyes, flowing hair, rippling muscles...
>They make you feel a little inadequate
>And since most of them aren't wearing particularly much -- some are entirely naked -- they're making you feel inadequate in more ways than one
>I-it's just cold in here, you tell yourself as you creep in further
>Up ahead, you can hear the sound of very, very heavy breathing
>"G-guh... ah~..."

>>9418049
>A female voice reaches your ears, sounding surprisingly light and breathy for a dragon
>She's not saying anything, she's just making... noises
>You place your hand on your sword, keeping your body against the rocks for cover as you advance
>As you get closer to the center of the room, the trash becomes more tightly packed
>In between the food junk and figures, you start to catch sight of elegant canvas paintings, tossed aside like discarded Playboy magazines
>Most of them show tasteful needs of male figures, though some of them are... less than tasteful
>"Nnnhaaaah~~"
>A long, undulating moan reaches your ears, accompanied by the sound of liquid dripping onto stone
>Okay, you know what?
>This is a really, really bad idea
>You're just gonna turn around, leave, forget you were ever here, then find a place to take a very, very long shower

>Going full NOPE mode, you turn around and try to sneak back out of the room
>Unfortunately, almost immediately, you bump into a the figuring of a sulking, emo-looking necromancer, and knock his ass right over
>He crashes to the ground with a *smack* of plastic on stone, which reverberates throughout the cave
>Immediately, the moaning stops
>You freeze in place, feeling sweat starting to form on your brow
>Somewhere in the center of the cave, you hear the sound of claws against stone as the dragon stands
>And then comes a great rush of air as she begins to beat her wings
>You shrink down against the stone, and start to crawl towards the exit
>Something soars above you, and you freeze in place until it passes
>If you can just make it to the door, you can sneak out and beat it the hell out of here
>And so, hand over hand, you crawl for what feels like hours
>Slowly, freedom gets tantalizingly closer...

>>9418000
Dude, you can get pills to increase your testosterone. Its okay. You don't have to be angry any more.

>>9418000
Or, you know, 'high test' men want women who are good mates (offspring wise) and thus want big hips (lower chance to die during child birth) and large breasts (ensuring they can feed their babies). Mundane C-sections and formula are relatively new inventions.

Up until very recently (~1920-30's) THICC was desirable and thin (which in those times, usually implied sickly or malnourished) was disliked. Fat == Unhealthy is only a relatively recent thing in nations where everyone has access to high calorie foods.

tl;dr Evolution (and thus high test) likes THICC, but we evolved in times of food scarcity. Modern society has turned this on its head. Sorry about your low test.

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>>9418459
>big is beautiful
>curves are healthy
>fat acceptance
>all this Amerifat lowtest rhetoric

>>9418180
I'm loving this more and more.

>>9418180
l-lewd

>>9418701
This.

>>9418459
>M-m-muh healthy at every size

Lean girls and stocky girls were considered desirable, fat has always been considered disgusting outside of fetishism
Fat girls have never been considered good mothers as they were more likely to be barren or have a stillborn or smothered child in addition to obesity always being considered a sign of laziness (which is terrible for RAISING said children)

>Up until very recently (~1920-30's) THICC was desirable
True, they were highly desirable to circuses, freakshows and quacks looking to study medical anomalies

>Fat == Unhealthy is only a relatively recent thing in nations where everyone has access to high calorie foods.
corsets have existed for centuries and weight loss exercises/treatments have existed for millennia because that is the exact opposite of the truth you stretch mark wanking plumper fuckhead

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>thread about fantasy animals descends into /fit/posting
Every fucking time.

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A good derg

>>9420856
yes good derg indeedly

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Opinions on Lady Nora from TwoKinds?

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So I know we are all on board with manly knights and lady dragons.

But what about the other side of this coin?

>>9420839
I wasn't expecting someone to think my commented was funny enough for that! Nice!

>>9422333
Utter shit since you can't self insert.
Male dragon is fine though.

>>9422333
I would do both a lady dragon and a lady knight.

>>9418180
anonnnnn where are youuuu

>>9422333
I was gonna say >>9422403
Good taste.

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Here's a delivery I got from a cool artist.

>>9422605
Who is that scaled beast?

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>>9422725
Artist's rendition of pic related.

I like it tbqh. :v

>>9422605
source?

>>9422866
drawthread

>>9422317
I can't bring myself to take anything based on this comic seriously. ..and that's excepting the style is too anime-style for me.
It's not bad, though. ..just a bit too weeb and self-insert

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>>9422925
>people still go to that shithole
For what purpose

>>9422933
Yeah, but Nora herself is cute.

>>9422972
>that shithole
Not the one in /trash/. The other one.

>>9422972
Nora is a qt. I can't deny that.
(IMO she was the one interesting thing about the comic, and I felt kind of ashamed for thinking so, given poor Nora's role as a character meant to stroke the author in his daydreams.)

>>9422994
There's a not-shit drawthread? Where?
Those threads are hella neat when they're alright.

>>9423014
>There's a not-shit drawthread? Where?
On /b/.

I wouldn't call it not-shit, though, but no one caters to absurd/disgusting fetishes over there.

I usually have to spend large amounts of time lurking for the furry drawfags though, so eh.

>>9423117
Damn, hmm. Wouldn't have thought. Maybe I'll check it out later (although I suspect it's far too high-traffic for my poor, crippled spare time)

>>9423138
>although I suspect it's far too high-traffic for my poor, crippled spare time
Sometimes it is, other times it's completely dead.

Also, it's in the middle of a split, with some going into a drawthread on /bant/ and some staying on /b/, so that'll also fuck things a bit.

Such a shame, though. I wouldn't have minded /bant/ if it weren't for the flags.

>>9423185
Never been to /bant/, but damn, I think I'd love it. Agree a bit on the flags, though.

>>9423185
>I wouldn't have minded /bant/ if it weren't for the flags.

/bant/ was primarily made as a /int/ or /pol/ offshoot to begin with depending on who you ask, so that would've never happened.

>>9423246
gg I guess. My flag would be too rare for me to feel any sort of safety.

How big do you like your dragons, /trash/?

>>9418701
>be lowtest pedophile
>try to call other people lowtest

lol

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>>9423294
Now I'm curious.

..South-Sudan?

>>9420839
/fit/ just needs to be deleted. Its part of the Reddit trinity with /pol/ and /r9k/

>>9423338
Not that bad, anon. Jeez.

>>9422972
Where did the wolf girls tits go?

>>9423317
30 meters tall

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>>9423342
You forgot /v/ and /tv/

/co/mblr on the other hand needs to take their shitty cartoon gen/threads back.

>>9423317
Spelunknig sized

>>9418701
>>9420008
>fat acceptance
>>9420363
>M-m-muh healthy at every size

These are blatant strawmen. THICC is not the same as fat.

But since we're just throwing out and responding to random strawmen,
>I like my women like I like my taxes... Flat
>hurr durr, small hips are the best!
What are you, gay?

>>9423366
Well- At any rate, it's nice to see another eurofag

>>9423450
I'm sorry anon, but I'm....not there either.

Just came to the realization that anything more than that would be telling you my location.

>>9418180
WHERE YOU AT FUCKER?

>>9423502
Have you considered switching to Boost Mobile? We know where he's at.

>>9423487
Damn.. aren't you a careful one. Now I'm even more curious

Norwayfag here, where are you from? Singapore?
Laos?

>>9423526
Nope.

I'm not going to be playing this guess game for much longer though, anon.

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>>9423547
Alright, no worries. Why so adverse to telling, though?

>>9423516
Huh. Does it signify that I'm on my phone? I'm not home much, so I usually use 4chan on my phone, and I'm good senpai, my provider's alright.

>>9423578
It was a joke about the old Boost Mobile commercials. You're fine, friend.

>>9423570
Because people in my country don't do what I do. It's a relatively small population. They wouldn't know about 4chan, and so on...

That makes me an oddity. A big one, too. And once you know the country, it'll be very fucking easy to single me out.

...I'd rather not risk the social fallout tbqh.

>>9423722
You're genuinely retarded if you think there are that few people in your "country" for you to be found that easily.

>>9423722
Pope confirmed.

>>9423722
>Isn't as bad as South Sudan
>Thinks it's small enough that knowing they use 4chan can single them out
Nigga, you 'tarded.

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>>9423722
If you're afraid of the risk someone telling your government that "someone from your country has been on 4chan", then you should already have considered the fact that your government might automatically track those who do, anyway.
(Not that any government would care. Browsing dissident/disreputable sites is miles and miles away from proveably actually writing/posting dissident/disreputable things on some social media.)

Finding someone, or even remotely having the slimmest of chances of affecting someone's life when they're anonymous.. it's practically impossible.

That being said, suit yourself, but damn.. that's a pretty paranoid thing to believe (and I'm the grand master god-emperor of being paranoid).

>>9423772
>>9423873
Sorry anons, it's muh autism. I've refined it to a very high degree.
There's also another reason, but I can't get it out without spilling spaghetti all over my keyboard.

>>9423795
shiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>9423939
Maybe it's because of the people I know, too. Either way, my autism's high in this regard.

>>9423942
>spilling spaghetti
You will dump an entire frozen frozen pasta/lasagna dish onto your keyboard, take a picture, and tell us you double dragon.

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stop blogposting and start posting dragon/knights

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>>9424037
>You will dump an entire frozen frozen pasta/lasagna dish onto your keyboard, take a picture, and tell us you double dragon.
No u

I've wasted enough as is.

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>>9423317

>>9424037
>double dragon
Is this supposed to be an insult or a command to go play Double Dragon?

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>>9424056
>Eastern dragon
UNFF

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>>9423317
;^)

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The anime is shitty monstergirl garbage, but Dragon Tohru is a'ight

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>>9424147

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>Now what?

>>9424023
Now THAT is a far more weighty argument.

>>9424179
That loli dragon is adorable in her dragon form too

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>>9424212
>bards

>>9424212
Climb inside obviously

>>9424495
The answer is the always enchanting librarian!

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Any chance a little lady like this can be included?

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>>9424454
And now what?

>>9424609
Aww, she's kind of cute in a ferocious way. What's her name?

>>9418459

Having more fat on your hips doesn't make your hipbones any wider you fucking moron

>>9424643
probably suffocate/drown

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>>9424643
Garasharp. Scrapped Gamera kaiju that surprisingly had several toys.

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>>9424212
>lmao natural 20 XD

>>9424697
Nat 20 doing ridiculous bullshit is a DM choice usually towards fun. It may sound stupid out of context, but in the moment, it's exciting and interesting.

>>9424697
Hey! In our D&D campaign I was raped by a gaggle of kobolds and the only way I could go on was if I sought counseling from the Wizard. A nat 20 seen that I got that counseling.

>>9424697
>>9424877
>>9424969
In d20-based systems, a nat 20 doing crazy things is kind of stupid. (Just like having thrice the attributes of an ordinary human only amounts to marginal increases in some bonuses.)

Systems favouring core rolls based on gaussian distribution (e.g. 3d6, like in GURPS, where 3 or 4 is a critical success) are more fun in that they allow for more spectacular results, seeing as they happen more rarely.

>>9423722
North Korea I'm calling it

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>>9425476
>yfw it's Kim

>>9422333
M8, dragon on female human is everywhere, I think there are even books about it.

Sorry for disappearing for a bit. Went out with the lads for a few beers.

>>9418180

>You're only a few meters from the door, now
>Escape is so close!
>The prospect of getting out of this weeb hellhole is so tantalizing that you can't contain yourself
>You jump to your feet, abandoning all pretense of escape, and go into a dead sprint towards the exit
>In hindsight, this might have been a bad idea
>Your boots hammer against the ground, your heart pounds, and the entire world seems to recede to tunnel vision as you fly towards the door
>Just as you're about to reach it, though, something scaly, prehensile, and unbelievably strong curls around your waist
"Gah!"
>You cry out as you're lifted up into the air by the powerful coil of scaly flesh
>And then you're dropped onto your back, landing in a wheezing heap
>The impact knocks the wind out of you, and for a moment you can only writhe on the ground as you try to get your eyes to focus
>Slowly, the image of your surroundings comes into view
>You're back in the center of the cave, laying on a smooth expanse of gray stone
>And above you, perched on a shelf of rock, is the strangest dragon you've ever seen
>She's not terrible big; in fact, she's barely bigger than your horse
>By dragon standards, she's probably not much older than a teenager
>Her body is surprisingly skinny, baring little of the deadly muscle that dragons are known for
>In fact, she looks a little unhealthy; while her limbs and upper body are scrawny, her waist and thighs have a surprising amount of pudge
>Her scales are a deep, emerald green, streaked thought with silver
>And her eyes stare at you from behind thick glasses, each lens of which is nearly the size of a dinner plate
>The two of you just stare each other down for a few moments, waiting for the other to speak
>You decide to go first, since you might as well make your intentions clear from the start
"Please don't eat me."

>>9422933
fetish-fuel yes, but self-insert? Not so much.
Except when he actually DOES self-insert for a few strips, early on he self-inserts as a pizza-delivery guy during a few non-serious 4th wall breaking segment for example.

>>9426407
The main-character is pretty much the definition of a self-insert, anon.
Not that that's inherently a bad thing. It's just a cringey thing when concerning something made by someone young and with immature tastes. (Again, nothing bad about it.)

The fact that he actually/literally self-inserts doesn't abscond the subconscious motives for his initial designs on the main character. (In fact, few authors know of their self-insertion consciously.)

Doesn't automatically make something bad, though. Just--depending on the maturity and sense of the author--potentially cringy.

>>9425090
>3d6
>gaussian

Get good

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multinomial_distribution

>>9426632
Oh shi-
Thanks.

>>9426358
>The dragon just blinks
>Slowly, a vaguely-perverted grin starts to spread over her face
>"H-heh... I'm n-not gonna eat you..."
>She sits back on her haunches, tapping her claws together
>"I, uh... I've n-never met a real human b-before... you g-guys are even cooler in person, heh... s-sorry if that's weird to s-say..."
>The dragon's voice comes out in a slithering, stuttering hiss
"Well, uh... yeah. We're a pretty big deal, I guess."
>You're starting to get your voice back, along with a bit of your confidence
"So you should probably let me go. I wouldn't to hurt you, you know."
>The dragon, unfortunately, doesn't look intimidated in the slightest
>Quite the contrary; her eyes light up in delight, and she starts to drool
>"O-oh! Are y-you going to..."
>She crawls down onto the ground, then rolls onto her back to expose her soft underbelly
>"...s-s-slay me?"
>She wiggles, batting her eyelashes at you from behind her glasses

Stopping there for today. Will have more tomorrow.

>>9426722
You fucking tease.

Hand it over. That thing.
Your dank fic.

>>9426632
>>9426659
You know what, I've been out of school too long. Throw a $\sum_{\sum kx_k = n}$ in front of that distribution. You could simplify it, make a counting argument, but I'm tired and I wanna jerk off.

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Sorry this one took a while. Thanks to everyone for the lovely fan art!

>>9426935
>The "women" is just the dudes making Boris put on a dress

>>9426935
>his fucking face in the last panel
>Knightly Disapproval.jpg

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>>9426322

>>9427016
Why did they do the lettering like a political cartoon

>>9427353
The human is a young Bernie Madoff, and the dragoness represents the stock market.

>>9423570
>dragon with a smart phone
I wonder what she uses it for?

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>>9424643
Fuck fuck FUCK
WRONG HOLE

>>9426935
>that fucking projectile vomit
I kek'd

>>9418000
Can you stop fucking posting this shit it's not even relevant to the thread

>>9426935
> realistic earth mound walls
I love this more than I really should

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>>9423722
The fuck. Are you from Sealand? Or maybe one of those people who made their apartment into its own sovereign nation?

>>9428234
The mecha is badass to be honest.

>>9426935
The knight should just leave. It isn't worth it.

>>9428679
Honestly not sure why he'd go in the first place.

>>9399089
Anyone with a quarter of a brain can understand that longswords are better because Japanese iron is poor and full of impurities.
Folding tried to remedy this but it's still nothing compared to just having good iron.

>>9423403
>You will never go spelunking inside your dragon waifu

>>9423380
Her life experiences taught her masculinity = good, femininity = bad plus she got a large chunk of zen when the link was created so in her mind she's male.

>>9428701
Because of the idea of sex. He should just do it with the dragon.

>>9428701
To see how bad it truly is

>>9426935
Worth the wait.

>>9424643
Control her like a mech from the inside!

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>>9426722
Yes

YESSSS

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>>9426963

>>9426935
Stop spamming this comic, it isn't even relevant to the thread anymore.

>>9430455
Who do you it's not relevant if it isn't finished?

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>>9430455
>update
>spamming

>>9430455
See: My post from last thread about plot with my porn is fucking awesome, go fap to any one of the million of instant-gratification pieces out there if you care that much.

>>9430455
Nigga you straight up retarded

>>9430610
Use logic. The thread title is "Knight x Dragon". Look at the pages. Do you see a dragon? No? Do you see a knight? No? Doesn't belong in this thread. Does that make sense or are you new?

>>9430745
Logically we can deduce that the dragon will be back after the knight finishes his small character development arc since she is a central character for the story.

The question is what is your real issue with the comic because your current reasoning is far too weak to be a genuine argument.

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>>9430745
The guy with the beard IS a knight dumbass and the whole story is about a knight and a dragon. What you expect him to be wearing armor 24/7 or both characters to be present on every page? Here is it my (you) you want?

>>9430745
..The knight's right there though. You might want to schedule a checkup with your eye doc, man.

>>9430745
>Do you see a knight? No?

Anon...

>>9430905
>>9430908
If you look at literally every other knight x dragon comic ever made, the knights are in armour the whole time. They don't need to get out of their armour because the story doesn't get stretched out over 10+ pages of irrelevant le bard xD development. And armour is an important visual queue closely associated with the specific Knight x Dragon genre of porn comics (i.e. Tower Girls). Oh, and where's this porn you're speaking of?

>>9430530
What surprise me is that the dragon is a guy. In the comic where we met her sister, she calls him "brother".

>>9431187
>actually complaining that it's too long and not pornographic

You're boring.

>>9431187
Someone get this dumb hothead out of here lmoa

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>>9431214
Pretty sure everyone over the course of the comic calls it a "He" so it shouldn't be a surprise.

Have some ancient /tg/ memery

>>9431187
>Armour
Britbong/correct detected
And he's still wearing his armour you dip, he just doesn't have a helmet on.
Are Spess Muhreens not Spess Muhreens if they don't have their helmets on?

>>9424212
>insert entire body into cloaca

>>9431959
>not getting the mage to cast Enlarge Person and going Pacific Rim on that scaly rump

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Forgive my amateur drawfag skills, but here's the OC this story's based around.

>>9426722
"Uh... I mean, I was thinking about it."
>The dragon lets out a little squee
"But now I'm thinking I should probably just get outta here. So, uh... bye."
>You try to sprint past her to the exit, but the dragon's tail curls around you again, holding you to the ground
>"Y-you can't go yet! You're the f-f-first knight I've ever m-met!"
>She prowls towards you, her scales glittering in the cave's dim light
"Oh, well... you know, once you've met one of us, you've met all of us, heh. I should really be going now."
>"N-no! You have to stay! I n-n-need to see if all the erotic f-fanfiction I've read is true!"
>Delighted, she slinks further into the cave, using her tail to carry you behind her
>You squirm and wriggle inside her scaly grasp, but she's so strong that she barely even notices
>In the center of the cave, the stone floor is littered with cushions that serve as a dragon-sized bed
>All around the bed are piles upon piles of books, stretching almost to the ceiling
>"I've r-r-read so much about knights! I hear your h-holy sword can cut through anything!"
"Oh, well, naturally. It's very dangerous."
>She squeals in excitement, then sets you on the ground
>"Show me!"
"Uh..."
>You unsheathe your sword from your back, hoping that the cave is dark enough that she won't realize what a piece of crap it is
>Seriously, you bought this thing at a discount Quest Shop for like 10 gold
>The dragon, however, is more than impressed
>"A-ah! It's amazing! Show me w-w-what you can do with it!"
>You shrug, turn around, and cleave an empty Hot Pocket crate in half with one solid swing
>The dragon beams, beating her wings in delight
>"S-so cool! Do it again!"
>You look around for something else to chop, and end up bisecting a half-empty barrel of soda
>MTN DEW: Code Red comes spilling out, looking like surprisingly convincing blood
>Suddenly, the smell of aroused dragon is much stronger...

>>9399089
I need this in my life

>>9432414
I think we all know exactly where this is headed >:]

>>9432414
"Not bad, huh?"
>"V-very cool! Just like in the s-stories!"
"Yep, I'm every bit as cool as you think I am. Definitely."
>The dragon curls up on the floor across from you, watching your every move
"So, anyway, uh... you know, knights are super busy, so... I should really be going..."
>"N-not yet! I s-still have more you n-n-need to show me!"
"Oh. Great. Like, uh... like what?"
>She sits up, an excited shiver running through her body
>"Well, uh... a l-lot of the figure I have are r-really, really... b-b-big."
"..."
>A perverted grin spreads across her face
>"I w-want to see if that's true."
"I don't think this was a part of the quest description..."
>"You're s-so chivalrous! That's r-r-really hot..."
>Her tail twitches, and you hear liquid dripping onto the floor again
>"Now g-get naked for me!"
"Yeah, no. Really not feeling that..."
>"If you d-don't, I'll eat you. I've n-n-never tasted human before..."
>She licks her lips
"You..."
>She wriggles her eyebrows -- or, rather, where her eyebrows would be, if she had any -- at you
"Alright, fine."
>"Y-yay! Do it slow, too! I w-w-wanna see everything!"
>You scowl at her, then start to unfasten the leather straps holding your armor together
>Are you seriously about to do this?
>You look over at the dragon, and she's practically quivering with excitement
>"T-that's perfect! Nice and s-s-slow! And m-make sure to flex, too! Oh, and p-pose!"
"Yeah, yeah. I'm working on it."
>You unbuckle your breast plate, and pull it off your chest
>Your fingers slip along the inside of the plate, to where a thin, concealed throwing knife waits

>>9433313
>Your hand curls around the knife, gently sliding it out of its sheathe
>The dragon is still watching you, salivating
"Surprise, bitch!"
>Wishing you were better at one-liners, you whip around and hurl the knife right at her face
>She fades her head slightly to the left, and the knife sails past her
>"W-whoa! That was s-s-so awesome! You actually t-tried to slay me! So b-badass!"
>She pounces towards you like a cat, reaching her claws out to wrap around you
>"N-now it's my turn! I hear k-knights are immune to dragon magic! Is t-t-that true?"
"Uh, yeah! Totally!"
>"Cool! Let me t-try a Mesmer spell on you!"
"Oh, well, I don't think that's such a... good... idea..."
>You find yourself staring deeply into the dragon's eyes
>They seem to extend forever into dark, hypnotic pools
>"Oh, w-wow! I can tell it's not working! Y-y-you're so tough, just like in the stories!"
"Heh, yeah... that's me... so tough..."
>Holy shit, you can't look away from her
>The dragon curls up again, watching you with a coy, expectant gaze
>You can't take your eyes off of her
>She's... she's honestly really, *really* attractive
>"N-now, you were in the m-middle of something, right?"
"Oh, right. Yeah..."
>You need to get naked for her!
>Such a pretty dragon, you should do exactly what she asks of you
>Moving with a new sense of urgency, you unbuckle the rest of your armor and drop it to the floor
>Each time a new pieces falls away, the dragon inches a little closer, practically drooling
>The smell of her is overpowering now, and it's starting to make you feel light-headed
>With your armor off, you're not clad only in a tunic and a pair of leather pants
>The dragon titters, wriggling her tail in excitement
>In spite of yourself, you still can't quit staring at her
>The curves of her scaly body, her pudgy belly, her soft, powerful thighs...
>In spite of yourself, you're starting to stiffen beneath your pants

Will return with more of this tonight.

>>9422403
This guy gets it. I love both ladyknights proud of their martial skills, and ladies disguised as men so they can be knights and are eager to keep their secret, and relieved to find someone trustworthy to divulge it to.

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>>9418000
>Small women have greater potential for childrearing

>>9430136
is 'soft boy' a reaction image yet?

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>>9398824
>Nerdy Dragons

>>9433728
Is tonight less than four hours from now? It might be unhealthy for me otherwise.

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>>9434496
They do if I manage to get them into the bedroom, if you know what I mean

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Is this a waifu?

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>>9438595
Anything can be a waifu if you try hard enough.

>>9440188
AAAAHHHHH

>>9397635
>people actually believe this phytoscience shit
You are a great trend maker m8

>>9397653
What is this from?

>>9441612
Pseudoscience, you mean?

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>>9442603
https://exhentai.org/g/1004062/1df2424787/

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>>9441612
>phytoscience

>>9444444

>>9444520
Thanks for the heads up.

Also, thread = now ded.

>>9444559
Who wants to make a new thread?

>>9444568

>>9444773
>>9444773

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>>9426935
Best page yet

>>9435990
Jej