ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

>>9389003
jiji is for raping like he deserves

>>9389021
(Fuck off.)

>>9389021
suck off an exhaust pipe

>>9389003
I don't have the time or pokemon for battling, nor I'm very interested in that.
Though my Volcarona, Joule, keeps trying to push me into fights.

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>>9389003
Eh, they're alright.

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>>9389003
Nnnnoooot a fan. Last time I got stuck in one I ended up with a cracked lamp and a busted duskull.

>>9389108
>pet

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>>9388942
Will do. I'm gonna be the best champion.
>>9389003
My pidgeot, Aiko, loves 'em. Either way I've gotta do some level grinding.

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>>9389122
>Dubspets
>Top quality pets.
>Get those purrs rev'd up.
Hellooo~

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>>9389003
My team and I enjoy occasional battling, but to be honest I just want to be a casual weekend warrior from here on out.
>>9388991
>>9389122
Independent agenda, got it. Willpower shouldn't be too much of a problem for me, I hope. I quit some pretty hard stuff cold a little while back, and rode out the worst of it. Not peeking at things Ghost-Types want to cover up, I can get. There's a reason for that stuff.
Thank you, you've been a great help.

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>>9389168
Wassup chill cat

>>9389181
Any time dude. You ever need a fortune teller or some consulting shit, I got a wagon sitting back in Alola. Hit me up dude.

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>>9389316
Noooot much. 'Cept like, you. All tall and junk.

jiji is for rape and turning into a cute girl!

>>9389388
That's a funny way to spell bones

>>9389181
Never too late to stop with the vices.

>>9389181
youre too late to go back

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>>9389512
Nah. Even if I did put my old Poison-type team back together, I'm not bringing any of that around my daughter.
>>9389533
I'll get to see my kid grow up, as long as I stay clean and our of trouble. That's all I can ask for.

>>9389003
yes battles are battles

>>9389623
Your daughter should be happy of having a responsible parent.

Um, excuse me. I know this isn't exactly the best place to post after unfortunate events but... What's the best course of action when your home burns down and you fear you're being stalked?
...Asking for a friend.

>>9389754
Make like a Golisopod and fuckin vanish, man.

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>>9389754
It's gotta be a hit amico. You's better get outta Dodge before they's realize you ain't sleepin' with the remoraids

>>9389786
>>9389826
...I guess it's a very fine day to go on the run...
If I post again please call me Kl- Uh... Klyde. That, yes.
What is a good pokemon to start with?

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>>9389378
>boop a cat
>again
Not my fault you're funsized.

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>>9389933
>Sneasel sounds
>Boop a hexgal
Shush. Not my fault I'm cursed to be tiny and adorable.

>>9389921
You don't have any?

>>9389921
Rowlet. It's the only one that turns into a ghost. And it's floofy!

>>9390062
>belly rub that cat
>don't rl cats hate that?
>yes they do, but hush
Yes it is. You brought this on yourself, ya little dweeb.

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>>9390108
(Drink)

>>9390103
Not really. I had a tendency to read books. Suppose that's all gone now.
>>9390108
Ah, I'm in Unova... I'll see what I can do. Thank you two.

>>9389921
Wellll, that depends where you are and what you want it for. I'm fond of Golispods line, as you might guess, might be a little hard to train up from a Wimpod on its own however, so perhaps a Wooper/Relicanth/Ducklett?

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>>9390108
>Purr status: 5/7
It is noooot. And who are you callin a dweeb!
Dork.

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>>9390140
Oh, Unova? Grab the little smug lookin' grass snake dude. Those things are cute.

>>9390215
>scratch behind ear
I'm callin you a dweeb doofus.

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>>9390261
>Ear: do the flappy thing.
I am not a dweeeeeb. Or a doofus.
I'm a sneeze, ya dingus.
>Boop the hex again

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>>9390329
>hug that cat
You're a spiky hug pike, ya goof.

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>>9390382
I dunno what a pike is, buuut I'll take that as a compliment. I think.
>Hug the Cammie

>>9389003
Of course not, I work for a living.

Not like any of the assistants are combat-worthy much anyway.

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>Wake up
>Gotta fix my hair gotta pu-
>wait no, just the first thing

>>9390436
>boop sleepy cat

>>9389003
Yeah, me and Drax like battling, but until recently we haven't had much challenge, now some stronger trainers are popping up everywhere, probably because we're in Sinnoh now, looking for Beldum.

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>>9389003
Yeah, we like battles, but until now we haven't really been fighting for something worth all the effort.
Now we're probably going to fight to protect what I'm planning to build.

>>9393165
Oh god damnit is this idiot starting ANOTHER team?

>>9393176
No he's building the Church of the Holy Sepulcher but with Arceus.

>>9393194
Oh great, another legendary worshipping idiot, what happened to the simple times when all we had to deal with was Team Rocket?

>>9393209
Didn't Team Rocket make two genocidal psychic monsters? I dunno, there's a lot of religious fanatics running around but at least they're not trying to make Mewthree.

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>>9393176
No? Not my intention to fuck with one region or another, just settling one that's been abandoned for millennium.

>>9393194
I guess? Wouldn't know what church you're talking about, but yeah, a temple. Actually eighteen temples, one for each Pokemon Type.

Problem is I don't have the resources to do this yet, so right now I'm just trying to translate the plans and find someone that understands the magic runes involved. I've got a book that kinda helps me start to understand the language, but the runes are going to need a real specialist. Anyone here willing to help with that?

>>9393222
I thought they made more

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>>9393227
>hex status: trying to find a quick job on the 4chins
Yo, someone ask for a spooky specialis- oh fuck it's you again.

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>>9393307
Oh hey Cam, glad to know you're alive. You gained any respect for the dead yet? Or do you still not care about that girl floating at the top of Distortion City?

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>>9393323
Oh yeah, pretty much alive. Just dead on the inside. So you try to murder any more unarmed people yet or you still too busy trying to fuck a dead chick?

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>>9393334
Murder unar- what the fuck? No! I was going to Pokemon battle, like normal people! And I don't want to fuck the girl up there, she looks like my mom! Arceus' wheel this is why I wanted you people to leave!

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>>9393371
Okay, so you didn't want to stab me with the giant flying swords, just my assistant and my lamp. Big improvement. The chick up there ain't my problem champ. I work with spirits, not Popsicle. Tee bee aych I'm offended on a professional level by what a mess that whole ritual site was.

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>>9393430
Oh, so you're "offended" that's so great to know, you didn't care about the entire city that was dragged into the distortion world, you only cared about the squiggles in the ground! Yeah, those runes are important, but you could have at least made the effort to recognize the loss that city has seen!

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>>9393486
Hey guess what? You don't get dragged into another dimension because you're a Saint. Not sure how many gods you've been chilling out with, but I had Darkrai crashing on my couch, found some evil dude Palkia origami'd in the spirit realm, flirted with Lunala, and like two days ago I got in a snug pile with Giratina. You know what I learned form all that? The gods are pretty cool dudes. They don't go around spiting people because it sounds fun. Whatever they fucked up with summoning the snugly centipede was on them. Karma's a bitch and so am I.

Oh, and I met a lati one time too. Not a god but that was still cool. Still gotta give her that berry back.

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>>9393546
They fucked up by making a human sacrifice! Can you really not fucking see that!? And for all we know it wasn't the city's fault, it was one guy, or one group! An entire city died on one knife, and you don't give a shit!

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>>9393581
Human sacrifices don't make Kaloa angry~
I sacrificed a Lucario last week.

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>>9393581
Kiddo. Listen to me. You're obsessed. Dark Gods, it already happened and there's nothing you or anyone else can do about that. I know that ain't what you wanna hear, but it's the truth. You can't bring a whole damn city back from the dead just because you want your mother back. Let it go.

>>9393598
Also, she's got a very good point there, can confirm, we got 2 for 1 out of that Lucario and a mimikyu to boot.

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>>9393598
You what.

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>>9393622
Sacrificed a Lucario. I poisoned her tea, it was painless, don't worry.
Kaloa and Pe'ape'a showed up from that, and I'm still here.
Kaloa is the god of the underworld Quin, he doesn't care what you do with the bodies. I think he actually ate the Lucario?
>>9393619
She was a pretty good sport about it too! I think she'll have fun being a Mimikyu.

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>>9393619
I can show respect to the dead, and give the tortured souls that still roam that city some peace. I won't just fucking let it go, I don't know the full story behind Distortion City, but I'm going to learn, and make sure nothing like it ever happens again.

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>>9393671
Yeah, usually sacrifices got twitchy and start throwing a bitch fit. Guess she was cool with it or something.

>>9393672
Look, listen to me. You're heading down a reaaaly dark road here kiddo. My heart goes out to ya for trying to save some souls, but whatever the hell went down there is so far out there it'll end you before you end it. You gotta pick your battles. I don't like you but I don't want your ass dead.

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>>9393671
Arceus' wheel, that's disgusting! What kind of god would do something like that!?

>>9393701
I'm stronger than some angry ghosts, Cam, we fought them side by side just a few nights ago, you remember. We're strong enough that we can eventually put that place to rest!

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>>9393744
Ghost Handling 101 Honedge Lord: Never assume you're in control. You can't hold off the world, and I'm not in the business of backstabbing Giratina. Let the big ass undead centipede's will be done. Nothing good ever came from trying to fuck over deities, trust me.

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>>9393744
Kaloa! Or, as Cam calls him, Giratina! He also accepts sandwiches and popcorn, but the traditional ritual requires a living sacrifice!
>>9393781
Pfffft he thinks he's stronger than an angry ghost! Oooo ooo Cam, should we stick him with one of those really really salty ghosts?

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>>9393781
It's not about fucking over Giratina, it's about putting the hundreds and thousands of angry ghosts in that city to rest, I can't imagine what could have happened to earn a whole city a one way ticket to the Distortion World, but I refuse to believe everyone that was living there deserved it.
You said Giratina hangs out with you, so ask him, because I'd like to know what his thought process was when he created that place.

>>9393816
I have yet to meet a non-legendary Pokemon we couldn't take on with enough effort, I'm sure they exist, but I haven't met them, and we still have room to grow stronger.

Why am I even arguing this, you people have no say on my actions. I'm going to build the temples in these designs, and then I'm going to put Distortion City to rest.

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>>9393816
What like a Gengar? I dunno, he probably couldn't handle it. My luck he loses control in like an hour tops and then BOOM half of Sandgem town is dead and the walls are bleeding. Maybe start with a Ghastly and hope he doesn't try to stab it.

>>9393843
And I refuse to believe that Giratina just decided to nuke a city for fun. Would you even give a shit if that chick didn't look like your mom? Be straight with me, you're doing this for yourself.

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>>9393874
Maybe a Misdreavus? They're cute, so maybe he won't stab that one
>>9393843
If Kaloa decided that they deserved to suffer then they deserve to suffer. I can't talk you out of it, but Kaloa is still my god, so think twice before you undo his work.

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>>9393874
Yes, I would care, because they were PEOPLE Cam, living, breathing humans and Pokemon, and maybe yeah, some of them deserve what they got, but the actions of a few fucked up monsters shouldn't condemn a whole city!

>>9393898
An entire city. An entire city deserves that suffering, every single person. Why does that sound wrong? Oh yeah, because there's gotta be at least one pure person that lived there, at least just ONE that wasn't a monster!

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>>9393898
Eh, I dunno. He was gonna go after my Pumpkaboo with those swords apparently. I don't think he knows what cute is.

>>9393926
People who fucked with the spirits. People who tried to mess with eldritch powers beyond human comprehension.

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>>9393926
Gigi isn't stupid, he probably picked out the redeemable people!
>>9393964
That's true... maybe if we tape a picture of that girl to it?

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>>9393964
One groups actions don't merit an entire city being wiped out!

>>9393994
I've seen angry people do stupid things, an angry god might not care who he hurts at the time.

Also, I've already got my ghost, Oathkeeper and Oblivion have been with me for years!

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>>9393994
We want him to like the Misdreavus, not make out with it.

>>9394026
One group? What happened to "I don't know the full story"? You suddenly get a loredump in the last five seconds, or were you gonna wait until we all ended up dead out there to give us the full story?

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>>9393843
>I can't imagine what could have happened to earn a whole city a one way ticket to the Distortion World, but I refuse to believe everyone that was living there deserved it.
Shall I make you a list, Quincy? Enough crimes to merit stepping in myself instead of urging the humans to make yet ANOTHER Spiritomb.
I do hope that's convincing enough, I'll have to find the list... A moment...

Y'all crazies, and your cults will not lead to salvation. I implore you all to rethink your life.

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>>9394045
But that is liking the Misdreavus~
>>9394026
And a god can always fix their mistakes! Stop acting like Kaloa is a dummy like you, Quincy!
Your swords aren't even angry! They just sit there and do nothing!

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>>9394045
I refuse to believe an entire city was involved in their own downfall, there had to be at least some that wanted nothing to do with it, if they even knew it was happening!

>>9394071
Giratina, I respect you as god of the Distortion World, but surely you're wrong about an ENTIRE CITY deserving that, a section, thousands of people I could see, but there must have been at least fifty thousand living there before it was transformed!

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>>9394045
>smoochbug is on top of hex's head
who is that little human?
also you never told your name regular sized human?
>>9394106
hello small human

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>>9394071
Go Gigi! Tell that nerd what's up Senpai!

>>9394106
...You're waaay too young to be using that tone, go take a cold shower.

But it would mean a lot of liking gets done~

>>9394119
For the love of all that is holy don't raise your voice at Giratina and get me smited by association.

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>>9394119
Really I lost track eons ago. But when an entire city takes part in the ritual to bring them their own demise... That's something special.
Who wouldn't visit something like that?
Aside from the murders, rapes, murders, murders - they rally loved their bloodshed. A lot.
The ground you stand on is covered with the blood of more innocents than any place.
And it is pure? Worthy of using as a bastion of Arceus' glory?
>>9394132
Do be on your best behavior, Cam.

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>>9394131
Hi bug!
>>9394132
But I don't wanna take a shower!
Quincy and Misdreavus, sitting in a.... are there trees over there?

>>9394071
>>9394156
Oh God...
>Perform the cross for the first time in a long while

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>>9394132
I'm still alive, it's fine.

>>9394156
Not one person didn't try and stop it?
Not one?
...That can't be right, it can't! There had to be a go-
>You can probably hear the click of realization in his brain as the pieces fit together
They killed the last innocent that day, didn't they.

As to your other point, I didn't intend to build the temples in Distortion City, no, that would be foolish, I've been keeping track of Pokemon movement in Sinjoh for the past year so I would know where to go to train, I was intending to build the temples in one of the spots Pokemon simply don't go, because nothing else is there except the snow and permafrost.

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>>9394156
S-sorry senpai.

>>9394204
There's ice.

>>9394232
For now. Seriously dude, raising your voice at Gigi is for bad times.

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>>9394207
Hello~
>>9394232
Well, do your best I suppose. Are you seeking something back from Arceus? You humans always want something in return.
>>9394246
>Pet a Cam.
And you've been well?

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>>9394204
hello
>jumps from hex head to her head
>smooch ghost kid's forehead
friend

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>>9394246
Yeah but "ice" ruins the rhyme....
>>9394284
Hey Kaloa, Quincy doesn't believe that you ate the Lucario sacrifice~
>>9394299
>Acerola giggles and smooches the bug's shell
Smooch smooch!

>>9394284
He... Hell...o
>Rapidly thumb through the "Good Book"
>It is not going to help now

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>>9394246
I'm a bit high strung right now, you'll have to forgive me.
...Sorry about threatening you like that, on that platform, I just felt like you didn't care what had happened, I still don't know if you do, and it bothers me, but, I dunno, maybe you can help me decipher these runes?

>>9394284
I... I don't know what I want from Arceus, honestly, I want to thank him for making the world I live in, for letting me feel the things I'm able to feel, all that stuff. Things like that need a big thank you, so here I am, trying to build eighteen statues of him that people can live in.

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>>9394284
>pets: got
>nice
Better now~

>>9394332
Hold up, got it "Quincy and Misdreavus, smooching on the ice. Missy smooched him back and Quincy said nice~"

>>9394441
If it wasn't for the fact that Giratina is literally saying they had it coming, I would'a considered it. You got your heart in the right place kid, but I'm tellin' you ya gotta be careful.

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>>9394332
I'm trying to keep weight off!
...But I did.
>>9394410
Very nice book you have there.
Are you going to throw it at me?
Hisssss, etc.
>>9394441
...There are others that do those jobs for him. You may want to consider making statues to some of the others. The lake trio lets you feel for example. Xerneas and Yveltal brought life and death into the mix.

Honestly, Arceus just made everything possible.
>>9394548
Do I really have that effect on you~?

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>>9394332
hehe
>smoochbug starts acting like a happy puppy
you are a nice human

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>>9394548
Maybe I should rephrase, I mean it seems like it doesn't bother you that that entire city went through that, so many lives lost, and not just the ones Giratina dealt with, all the ones before. They literally killed the last innocent person in the city right before they got wiped out.
Also please stop with the misdreaveus thing it's kinda weird.

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>>9394567
He did make everything possible, hence why he gets the biggest thanks, I'm gonna put smaller statues of... MOST of the other legendaries inside, with some exceptions.
Fuck you Kyurem, you attacked us literally out of nowhere for no reason.

>>9394567
It's a gift from grandma, I'm not...
...this all fake, nothing of this is happening and these are all falsehoods.

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>>9394548
>Acerola starts giggling
There we go!
>>9394640
Aw, thanks! Here, help me with this
>The girl grabs Cam's hair and begins trying to braid it
>>9394567
But you're already pretty Kaloa! Salad diets are gross!

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>>9394567
>fix hair
>attempt to look less crazy and or drunk
>is she seriously hitting on Satan?
>yes, she is.
Sorry, I just can't my composure around someone so charming~

>>9394756
Kiss the Misdreavus. Kiss it. Dooo iiiiit.

>>9394846
>hair status: braided
Ooo, pretty.

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>>9394789
Oh smaller statues? I feel there are going to be a few angry gods visiting you soon.
Do have fun with that.
>>9394814
That's only in the movies.
>Giratina lays a tentacle on the bible.
Are you going to get the cloves of garlic next?
>>9394846
Oh how sweet. They are. Even if I am the most eeeeevil thing alive I know salad diets are horrible~
>>9394870
Oh?
Strange, I am able to keep my composure around someone as charming as yourself.

Wanted to bitch about my workspace and y'all niggas starting cults and shit. You people need to lay off the graphic novels. Goddamn.

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>>9394846
>smoochbug tries to help acerola even if he has no hands
>>9394870
i'm helping

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>>9394870
I don't even have one, and I'm not attracted to misdreaveus anyways!

>>9394881
I can't praise everyone! There just isn't enough time or space in the world for one person to do that! And Arceus is like, everyone's father or grandfather, it'll be fine, I hope.
...I really hope I don't get a surprise visit from Kyurem again.

>>9394881
>Clutch Bible harder
I don't know what you're talking about.
There's but one god and he made us in His likeness.

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>>9394881
>bat eyes at the eldritch buggo
Guess you're just more attractive than you realize~

>>9394885
Good buggo.

>>9394920
...You DON'T want to smooch a ghost?

>>9394929
Tell that to legs and the big cutie over there.

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>>9394929
Well you're not wrong, kiddo.

I have a question.
I sort of want to get into performing therapy for people and Pokemon.
Any places or books I can start with?

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>>9394882
I'm not starting anything. The worship of Kaloa is part of Alolan tradition.
>>9394881
Tomatoes are the evilest! They look like big cherries but just squish when you bite them!
>>9394885
Thanks bug!

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>>9394979
I'm just not attracted to the dead, they make good friends, but I don't want one as a girlfriend.

>>9394996
>touch the hot dad leg

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>>9394979
This is just a...

>>9394996
>Perform the cross, again and faster
>If the Klinklang and Volcarona in the room were not already scared, now they are
Your holiness...is it really you?

>>9395047
God you island people are delusional. It'd be cute if it weren't so goddamn annoying.

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>>9394979
Yes, i'm good
>smooch
>>9395047
No problem small human

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>>9395103
Yes? Are you looking for something, sport?
>>9395124
Arceus? Or God? Gotta be more specific there, there's a ton of things called "holy"

>>9395184
no
>touch dad leg
>roll not to droll

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>>9395096
Loser.

>>9394996
...Hoooooly shit.

>>9395124
...I thiink so?

>>9395047
>boop sassy child

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G A Y

R O C K S

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>>9395184
There's but one God, and uf you are not gid, who are you?

>>9395268
you're a gay rock

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>>9395203
You're drooling a bit, sure you're okay, kid?
>>9395243
Yeeees?
>>9395308
Arceus, the Pokémon who created this Universe and its time streams.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying your God is fake - last I checked Yahweh does have a universe and stream he made, it's just not this one.

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>>9395243
Why does that make me a loser!?

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>>9395452
...I am just like a leggo magnet or what the hell? Regigias, Kyurem, Darkrai, Lunala, Giratina, and now uh, Arceus. Is it the hair? It's the hair isn't it?

>>9395503
Because ghosts are cute.

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>>9395511
I'm not saying they aren't cute or beautiful or whatever, I'm saying I'm not romantically attracted to them as a whole.

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>>9395511
It's the hair.

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>>9395511
YES ITS THE HAIR

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>>9395511
>Pet the hair.

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>>9395452
But He... You created this one...
I need divine proof, I can't just abandon the faith my family imparted on me.

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>>9395511
famalam its the hair

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>>9395511
It's the hair
>smoochbug jumps on cam's head and hides in her hair again

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>>9395521
Why not? Shit taste dude.

>>9395549
Huh. Thanks for the heads up dude. I'll keep it up the volumizer.

>>9395573
...Anyone ever tell you you've got a pretty mouth?

>>9395604
>snug that extrajellestrial

>>9395610
Yo fampai, saw the Darke oragami thing in the Greeaaaate Beyyyond. Fuggin niiiiice dude.

>>9395615
>pet

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>>9395638
BORK
Nice hair human
Cell count: 30

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>>9395638
I happen to enjoy hugging warm soft things, and ghosts are either cold or not soft, sometimes both.

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>>9395638
>Boop
Not a leggy, but you do have nice hair.

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>>9395657
>pet cellular doggo

>>9395665
Dude. Banette. Get a Banette. Snuggle the Banette. Or an A-Wak. Or a Chandelure. Or a Shuppet

>>9395671
>boop
Or this cat, not a ghost but still cute.

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>>9395511
You do have very poofy hair.
>>9395609
What do you want me to? Create a new planet?
>Arceus claps his hands together, pulling them apart to reveal a miniature planet with teaming seas and three moons
A new creature?
>An ethereal set of arms twirl and knot a piece of string into a writing mass of tentacles
... gore-gami?

>>9395665
>Not wanting to snug an Aegislash
>Not wanting to have him wrap his nice big tassels around you
>Not wanting him to pull you closer into his cold metal embrace
Edgy kid confirmed for bad taste.

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>>9395638
Petting.
my only weakness
>smoochbug is happily receiving the petting
>Happy smooch
You are nice human, can i live with you?

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>>9395684
>Snea.wav
>Boop x2
I might be a ghost! You never knooow.

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>>9395684
Banette are warm?
What's an A-wak?

>>9395690
I'll keep Oathkeeper and Oblivion as they are, that's how they want to stay.

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>>9395725
you seem to not be a ghost to me
let me see
>smooch
no
you are not a ghost
when i smooch a ghost it's different

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>>9395686
Thank, God.

>>9395708
Uhh... how do you feel about caravans full of trashy manga and chips? Because that's where I live.

>>9395725
>Triple Boop
If you were a ghost I couldn't boop

>>9395742
Alolan Marrowak. They're little lizard skeletons on fire.

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>>9395686
>Completely dumbfounded stare at the acts of creation
>Just enough to have the idea of the goregami passover
No, your holiness. Your divinity is indisputable.

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>77: camp slightly north of Terminus Cave.
>Start drawing Sun on a large piece of target paper while listening coming from his PDA.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D1fIuUToKY&

>Roll to see how good 77 is at drawing.

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>>9395746
..eww, it did it again.

>>9395759
>Snea squeak
alright you win this war.
But most ghosts aren't ethereal. Soooo, there!

>>9395858
>Whoops missed out some words there, good job me.
>Today has been stressful.
>Oh well, at least 77 can draw alright.

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>>9395759
sounds okay to me
i don't really have a home, so it will be fine human
>>9395861
what is ew?
i'm just showing you that you are my friend
>smooch

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>>9395759
Manga? Were those the weird backwards books with the Lucario and the big dog?

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>>9395861
>fiip cat
Tru but still tho

>>9395908
Neato

>>9395927
Nah, I mean the ones where the Riolu gets kidnapped by the Banette and the Gengar and then they.... Go take a cold shower.

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>>9395971
Shhh. Spooky sneeze. Woo woo.

>>9395908
what have i done to deserve this fresh hell.
>Make like a Goli and EE to a safe distance away from the bugge

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>>9395858
>77: set up the fairly well drawn Sun target against some rocks and back off a fair distance.
>Still listening to that Snagem Hideout music.
>Aim rifle at the Suntarget and load a tranq bullet.
>Aim for the chest.
>Focus...
>BANG.

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>>9395971
I also can go anywhere i want it is limited to 5 times a day buts it's nice
>>9396008
You don't want to be my friend?
Did i do something wrong?
>sad smoochbug

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>>9395971
Uh huh, sure, they'd need a long shower with all the mess in there. That was a lot of soda!

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>>9396022
>Slow thread today.
>Bullseye, right in the middle of the chest.
>77: check ammo count.
>14 tranquillizer rounds left, 4 regular rounds.
>Load another tranq, aim for the left shoulder this time.
>BANG.

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>>9395759
Alolan? I haven't heard much about Alola.
Having just googled some pictures of Banette, I think that they would be soft and warm enough to snuggle.
Thanks for letting me know, I guess, not going to change my team, but it's nice info to have.

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>>9396008
Fast Sneeze.

>>9396051
Hey, I can kinda do that. Except it's random. And really inconvenient. And only works for doing spooky work. And only works where I'm not plotbound at the moment.

>>9396130
>violently blushing spook sweating at increasingly hihg speeds
Acerola pls

>>9396179
(missed another one rip me)
>>9396177
Dude, you got a doublade right? Tassles bro. Snug up in those tassles.

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>>9396204
Oathkeeper and Oblivion have chains, not Tassels.

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>>9396179
Okay Cammie!
By the way, you left your computer logged into Furaffinity. I hope you like YCH auctions!

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>>9396229
>having chains instead of tassles
dude wtf
y
its like you dont like ghost sord hugs

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>>9396138
>Hit but not as accurate as the chest shot.
>77: satisfied with target practice.
So, anyone up for hanging out?
Preferably somewhere in Kalos?

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>>9396051
...
>Sneeze: try and put this as lightly as possible.
fuck no.
>Nailed it.

>>9396179
Very fast sneeze noping at incredible hihg speed..

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>>9396229
Lewd. Didn't know you were into that kinda stuff.

>>9396236
ACE PLS
...Was it at least a good artist?

>>9396282
Fast gato.

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>>9396303
I didn't look at the pictures, but the titles for the three had "diapers", "inflation", and "scat".

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>>9396179
cool
>smooch
you are cool lady
>>9396282
why are you so mean?
>sad smoochbug noises

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>>9396280
Sure, why not. I'll see you in Cyllage city in 15 minutes, 5 million P fine if you're late.

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>>9396334
...I'm putting you up for adoption.

>>9396338
Yes. Yes I am.

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>>9396401
But Cammie, you never actually adopted me~
Plus you'd be lonely if I left!

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>>9396381
Pffft, there's no way I'll be late.
>77: hop on Skarms.
>77: point the metal bird in the right direction.
>Roll to see if the screeching metal bird can get there in time.

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>>9396252
I basically hold their "hands", instead of getting hugs, it's comfy, I'm so used to falling asleep with them in my hands that it's hard to do it otherwise.

>>9396303
Ew! No! They're swords!

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>>9396303
..What's a gato?

>>9396338
you're a bug.

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>>9396490
>he doesnt want to fug a sord
dude
also you handhold your swords?
leeeewwwwwd

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>>9396428
Crap ya got me. Could you at least warn me before you start shoving me in YCH smut? Like, I don't need to go run into the bank and they be like "Yo, you overdrew 28,000P on a dank Argon Vile commissh". Like, that's not a conversation you wanna have with the people handling your assets.

>>9396490
...Would you not nail a sword?

>>9396519
It means cat. Which you are.

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>>9396534
>>9396588
How would that even work!?

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>>9396480
Nice, looks like I won't have to fine you. What are we doing here? Battling? Wandering around?

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>>9396519
and what is wrong with that?
cam is nice with me, even if i'm a bug
>>9396401
yes you are
>very fast buggo smooching at incredebly hihg speeds

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>>9396602
dude
dude
dude
bro
homie
comrade
friend
listen
the fucking tassels work as hands
let the swords fingerbang you my homo

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>>9396602
Tassle handjobs. Fist the sheath. Lewd sharpening.

>>9396629
Yes I am.

>>9396632
Duuuude. 10/10 taste bro.

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>>9396588
Ohhh, alright.
>Poke a hex

>>9396629
...you're a bug.
i'm a dark type.
this should be obvious.

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>>9396612
Cool, I've never been a fan of fines.
Since when does a kid like you get to give out fines anyway?

Also I'd be up for a battle, I guess. I only have 4 Pokemon that are able to battle though, Skarms here isn't really fit to fight.
>Metal bird: screech at the Pearl.

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>>9396632
I'm not gay and neither Oathkeeper and Oblivion, also, again, they have chains, not tassels.

>>9396698
They don't have sheathes either, and I wasn't aware maintenance could be lewd.

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>>9396698
am i cool?
>>9396707
we can still be friends
i won't hurt you
and i'm not strong

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>>9396588
Maaaaybe~
Or maybe I'll just change your username next time! How does "xXmortyloverXx" sound?

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>>9396782
It is if you're doing it right.

>>9396793
The coolest.
>pet bugge

>>9396794
H-hey! I've never even met Morty! Besides I'm pretty sure he swings the other way. Dude's too fab to be straight.

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>>9396793
yeah i'll.. i'll pass.

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>>9396730
I'm not a kid, I'm 22.
I've got a team of four pokemon too! Buuuut I really don't think they're a high enough level to be battling random strangers yet so... I've got two other teams if you wanna try one of those, but I'm warning you, they're strong.

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>>9396698
fuck yeah
my sord gets too flustered for that though like
i teased him and he get super fucking red
started saying stuff about how hes a warrior and whatnot
it was cute but like
rip me
hes either a tsun tsun or just not dtf
>>9396782
fine then dude
let them anal bead your ass
but with chains
its whatever man
also
>im not gay
hahaha guys take your bets
how many weeks

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>>9396856
Okay, how about "iPhoebefan"?

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>>9396856
I wasn't aware that I've been doing it wrong all these years.

>>9396935
What do you mean "how many weeks"? I've been straight my whole life!

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>>9396912
Oh.
The question still stands, why do you get to give out fines anyway?
You don't look like you're with the police...

Also uh, I have 3 Pokemon that are low level, with a Magcargo at level 38 as the highest.
I also have 4 that are high level with 3 of them being level 90.
Which team would you want to battle? I don't mind which personally.

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>>9396935
50P says full tsun. 2 weeks tops for bi, 3 to break full way, put another 50 on that.

>>9396948
The chick with the flowers? Dude does she like. Not own any pants?

>>9396948
Sucks to suck famalam.

>>9397072
(rip me, last responce was clearly for >>9396992)

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>>9397003
I'll battle the level 90 team. Let's go!
>Pearl fishes a Pokeball out of his bag, squinting at the seals on it for a moment to make certain it's the correct ball.
Chatler, let's go!
> Chatot (Level 100) sent out!
> Chatot used Nasty Plot!

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>>9396992
aw man dude
you didnt know did you
like
90% of everyone who comes here ends up gay or bi
>>9397072
deal man
well see how it goes
how many more until he gets lewd thoughts for pokes

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>>9396856
>bugge petted
thank you lady
>happy smooch
>>9396875
oh well...
but i still am your friend

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>>9397072
Gee, I don't know Cammie, it's been a long time since I went looking through her clothes!

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>>9397072
I don't suck! Oathkeeper and Oblivion are perfectly happy with me!

>>9397148
...What!? How!?
That makes no sense!

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>>9397166
..no?
That's not how this works.
Like.. at all.

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>>9397148
Dude bro dude he's totally gonna bang that Misdreavus. Spooky monsters are what's gonna get him on the bi-train.

>>9397188
...So you went through her cloths at some point?

>>9397195
I dunno man, I'm not the one trying to bang some dead chick that looks like my mom.

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>>9397195
My old boss just quit his job for no reason.
My boss before that got turned into modern art.
Sometimes, amigo, the world doesn't make sense.

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>>9397108
Gotcha.
>77: throw out level 90 Hypno.
Cute bird, by the way.
Hypno, put it to sleep!
>Hypno uses Hypnosis!

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>>9397217
at least you are my friend
you may not like me, but i like you

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>>9397232
What the FUCK!? NO, I HAVE SAID SEVERAL TIMES NOW I'M NOT INTO DEAD PEOPLE! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

>>9397254
Fair enough I guess.

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>>9397195
you dont suck yet
wonk
doesnt need to make sense dude
nothing in the world makes sense
>>9397232
dude im calling it
its the swords
gonna be the swords
ghosts kinda creep me out desu
ok they creep me out a lot
but swords are cool so
betting on the swords

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>>9397232
Maaaaaybe~
I might have when I was looking for an extra butter knife~

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>>9397264
Aw hell. Chatler, come on.
>He's asleep, and he'll stay that way for three turns max.
>On evens he'll wake up and use his move
>Boomburst if he wakes up.
>+2 252 SpA Chatot Boomburst vs. 252 HP / 4+ SpD Hypno: 322-381 (95.5 - 113%) -- 75% chance to OHKO

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>>9397284
Soooo many things.

>>9397340
Dude but like pumpkaboo tho. How could you not want to poke a pumpkaboo.>>9397353

>>9397353
A butter knife? For NECROMANCY?

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>>9397273
..It doesn't work like that either.

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>>9397340
Again, no! I'm not going to have sex with Oathkeeper and Oblivion! And they're not even really swords, they're oversized keys!

>>9397374
I CAN SEE THAT!
...back on the original topic, do you know what these runes mean?
>He posts a picture of a small portion of the design, which is clearly etched in all sorts of runes.

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>>9397374
No, for butter YES FOR NECROMANCY!
>A butter knife is drawn and used to poke Cam
NECROMANCY!

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>>9397370
>Hypno is KO'd.
Shit, the cute bird is also super strong!
>Skarms gives a supportive screech to 77.
Alright alright, I'll try this instead.
Go Medicham, Ice Punch!
>252 Atk Pure Power Medicham Ice Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Chatot: 306-360 (104.4 - 122.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9397436
aw dude
lame
why didnt you just get booboo keys in that case
also those look like weeb runes
ya weeb
>>9397374
man idk
they just like
bug me
fucking mortys gym was the worst in johto
bastard

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>>9397394
it may not work for you but it works for me
>smooch
>and walks away and hides in cam's hair again

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>>9397485
>Miss
Chatler is great. Pretty hard target too, being tiny and all.
>Chatot used Chatter!
>+2 252 SpA Chatot Chatter vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Medicham: 474-560 (201.7 - 238.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9397541
...ergh.
>Sneeze: contemplate getting an oyster shucker.

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>>9397559
>Also miss.
>The miss off begins.
Doesn't seem to be great at hitting either though.
Alright since punching it doesn't seem to work, try a High Jump Kick instead!
>252 Atk Pure Power Medicham High Jump Kick vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Chatot: 394-465 (134.4 - 158.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9397671
You'd be surprised how hard it is to aim a concussive blast!
Chatler, Substitute!
>Chatler is down to 75% hp, a substitute is set up

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>>9397687
To be fair, it does seem pretty difficult.
Medicham, smash that substitute with an Ice Punch!
>If it hits Substitute is smashed.

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>>9397801
Amazing miss battle going on here.
Chatler, keep it up!
>Chatot used Nasty Plot!

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>>9397832
Medicham COME ON.
Punch the Substitute into next week already!
>Skarms screeches at Medicham for encouragement.

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>>9397436
>Cam: Intentionally ignore his point to be a bitch
...Got a thing for oversized keys huh? So say I put you in a room with a Klefki and a six pack...

>>9397464
>pat sassy child
You're gonna made a cabal real proud some day.

>>9397486
Yeah, but that scarf dude. Did you see that fuggin scarf?

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>>9397865
No dice!
>Chatot used Nasty Plot!
>+6 Sp Attack now, are you ready for a bird sweep?

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>>9397880
ye mortys pretty hot
10/10 would bang
as long as he didnt bring that fucking gengar to the bedroom

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>>9397880
But Cammie, what if I'm the cabal?

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>>9397893
>Yes, yes I am.
This is embarrassing, fucking hell.
Medicham I swear at least get rid of the substitute!
>Medicham attempts to actually hit the substitute with an Ice Punch this time.

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>>9397965
I told you about the tiny birds!
Chatler, bring the boom!
>Chatot used Boomburst!
>+6 252 SpA Chatot Boomburst vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Medicham: 1018-1198 (433.1 - 509.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9397486
Assuming you mean kle-

>>9397880
No, just no. I don't have a "thing" for keys, I already explained to you why they look like this. It started as cosplay!

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>>9397933
Dude, would you seriously not lewd a gengar?

>>9397953
Then who was phone?

>>9398017
I know it started that way, but maybe it turned into something more.
Sha la la la gotta kiss de keys~

>All these humans
Disgusting

>>9398063
>points red dog at anon

>>9398063
For real. How can I get some inspiration with all these humans around

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>>9397992
>Medicham is sent flying backwards into a tree, knocked the fuck out.
>77 and Skarms are also sent flying backwards by the sheer force of the Boomburst.
AHHHHHHH!
>77: roll to land safely and hopefully not with any sharp metal bird parts sticking into him.
>Skarms: screech loudly at basically everything.

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>>9398063
>>9398079
Bork.

>>9398079
Lol what?

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>>9398063
>>9398086
Pew~!
>Pew attempts to be like his parents and do magic
>Evens and a wooper is summoned at the location of these anons

>>9398114
>Throw water at

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>>9398063
what is wrong with humans anon?

>>9398114
>point red dog at red dog

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>>9398017
weeeeeeeb
i take it back man
you dont need booboo keys
you need weeb keys
>>9398047
fuck no
i dont want that creepy ass thing anywhere near me
i like being able to know where something is thank you

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>>9398136
Bork. You're a dick. Bork.

>Fire Fang the Anon

>>9398158
Bork. That would cause a paradox. Bork.

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>>9398047
Caaaaammie, you're being silly. I don't get what you mean.
>Acerola grabs the end of Cam's braid and attempts to tickle her nose with it

>>9398170
That's the idea, yes.

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>>9398091
>Chatler flutters onto Pearl's shoulder right as he rushes forward to 77, kneeling when he gets there
Oh shit, are you okay?

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>>9398047
Let's not.
Can you look at the runes, please?

>>9398160
I have them.

>>9398152
you say that because you want some human dicc amirite

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>>9398160
Dude but like.
Fluffy.
Did you see the mega? It's like, full monster mash mode. Big purple spikey demon dude.

>>9398217
Yep those are runes.
So about your key fetish...
>>9398172
>Hex status: tickled
Crap, I'm old

>>9398170
>Throw water balloon and tennis ball at

>>9398235
With those thigs? Hell yeah.

>>9398127
You tried.

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>>9398182
Bork. You do not comprehend the powers with which you dabble in human. Bork.

>>9398243
>excited borking
>grab ball

>>9398268
>filename
Lewd.

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>>9398190
>77 is on top of the metal bird with a cut on his arm
Oww, fuck.
Didn't expect it to be that powerful, damn.
>77: get up off the metal bird holding your arm, hoping Skarms is alright.
>77 applies a potion to Skarms anyway.
Sorry uh, we can get back to our battle, I just wanted to make sure Skarms was okay.

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>>9398305
Alright then, choose you next Pokemon.
>Pearl backs up, resuming his position from earlier

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>>9398293
>roll to be the prettiest doggo
Bork. Paint me like one of your Kalosian puppers

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>>9398365
Alright.
>77: regain composure and stand up straight again.
>77 lets out Malamar.
Malamar lets swing this back in our favour, alright?
Use Topsy-Turvy!
>Malamar uses Topsy-Turvy!

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>>9398508
Hey! What the hell?
Fine, alright, Chatler, come back! Digler, you're up!
>Pearl sends out a Diglet (Level 100)
Alright Digler, you know how this goes!
>Diglet used Earthquake!
>236 Atk Diglett Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Malamar: 115-136 (33.9 - 40.1%) -- 34.8% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>Small Child: go poke around a spoopy-looking abandoned house.
>This can only go well, right?

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>>9398237
no
fuk no
hell no
keep that fuckign thing away from my ass
i dont want my soul sucked out my fucking ass man thats no bueno

>All the humans here.
Reminder that humans should be culled.

>>9398714
Just what are you?

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>>9398608
Shit!
Malamar, Superpower that Diglett!
>0 Atk Malamar Superpower vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Diglett: 179-211 (111.1 - 131%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9398714
Fight me.

>>9398749
I plan to, human.

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>>9398637
Huh?
Who the fuck are you?
>The shifty-looking guy pulls out a Pokeball.

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>>9398700
Dude, that's not the soul succ. That's the soul rimjob. Get your shit straight.

>>9398742
It seems Gengar's residual salt has created an elemental that hates humans as much as he does.

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>>9398749
Small Pokemon are the best, just because of how hard they are to hit.
>Diglet used Earthquake!
>236 Atk Diglett Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Malamar: 115-136 (33.9 - 40.1%) -- 34.8% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>9398764
Hey, mind shutting up so he can concentrate on his battle?