RWBY/RT Trash General #426 Leaf menace Edition
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>>9387104
>When will Hiwo post the full one?
It's a bit much.
>>9387588
what is it?
>>9387518
Do they sell official dakis of huntsmen and huntresses or did Ciel make her own?
>>9387862
She had it commissioned and made special just for her
>>9387588
Worse than thism?
>>9388018
whats with all the fallen petals art with decapitated weiss, was there a fanfiction where that happened or something
>>9387588
Or worse than all the rape art?
>>9387857
I love my SUN!
Also I'm finally done with my semester, so hopefully I can finish a a Glynda Ohayou
>When you're trying to read up on the imminent Race War in South Africa and GoogleAds thinks this is a great place to put Advertisements for RWBY Chibi Season 2.
>>9388948
someone finally did it... this is awesome but the last image should have her revealing her empty mouth because she swallowed yang
>>9388054
As far as I know, all but one of them are from the same person.
>>9387603
Giantess guro.
>>9389147
just post it who cares not like you havent posted guro shit before nothing we havent seen before either
>>9388721
Still missing Jaune's, Nora's, Pyrrha's mothers. We've already seen the bun's father though
>>9389277
I think most of my gore stuff is pretty tame or just implied.
>>9389348
Nora's an orphan
>>9389421
where do you think the orphan came from
>>9389450
Nora's mom doesn't exist, she's not important enough to have one
>>9389458
I want a milf Valkire to lewd.
>>9389536
maybe she's a part of Ravens tribe of bandits
>>9389396
so make it pg13 or just pg?
>>9389536
Just wait until Ren and Nora have their kid
>>9389565
>implying one of them isnt going to die
>>9389689
Then he's just gonna have to imagine either way, isn't he?
>>9389555
Nice digits.
>>9389742
damn all this time i thought it was that second part with neo dominating weiss and blake shit man month of teasing that cropped image
anyway i expected worse reminds me of pojos stuff this isn't even close to the shit you see on /d/ my question is why is her umbrella purple and is she a giantess or did she shrink people down?
>>9389905
Probably had a purple tint in the ref I was glancing at. Sometimes I use other fanart rather than screenshots.
>>9390122
this was nice but no weiss whats hotter then neo dominating the princess neo and weiss under appreciated ship
>>9389742
>Nora survives
Everything's alright
>>9390463
Best boy.
>>9390296
who would want to kill poor nora if anything ren probably pushed jaune out of the way of neo stepping on him only to get himself stepped on anyway by her next step typical jaune
>>9390463
its just kissing tho i wanna see something like your neo domming ruby and yang and i gues shitty kitty image
Ancient Brothers-damn there's a fucking Grimm on the lamp post!
>>9389742
>Giantess Neo will never keep you alive in her boot feeling you struggle with every little step
Why live...
I want to touch the Arslan's abs!
>>9388180
>>9388422
>Saving a screenshot of the jpg
>>9391780
>>9389043
Dunno why that person removed the CSLucaris signature at the bottom, I actually think it's cool how he signed it in half pink half brown. Also it's scummy as hell to remove the artist's signature.
>>9392068
MAybe it made them feel big and powerful?
Chibi will make them cool again!
Hello RWBYG.
This is the (remastered) official list of signs to look for in fanfic summaries or titles to immediately categorize them as "Shit" and move on (or: how to gain time on FF.net) :
>Obvious grammatical errors or character names misspelling (ie Juane)
>Pairings are WhiteRose+Bumbleby or Pollination or Arkos
>Ruby is in love with 9 people (seriously now)
>"[real country] military is now in Remnant!"
>"Yes I know my summary is bad!" (so is the story)
>Jaune is the main character (this goes quintuple if the author is the most overrated author out there, Coeur Al'Aran)
>"First fic pls be gentle"
>College/High school AU
>Name of the fic is some shitty wording based off the fic's main pairing's name
>"Team RWBY gets a 5th member!"
>"I/[OC totally not based off me I swear] died and ended up on Remnant!" / "I/[OC totally not based off me I swear] fell on Remnant!"
>Main characters are an OC team (this goes decuple if the author can't bother respecting the CNR)
>Character that wasn't a faunus is now a faunus
>The fic stars Cardin or team CRDL
With this, and of course provided you have good enough tastes to actually acknowledge this list in the first place, you should be well equipped enough to avoid most of the drivel out there.
Good luck!
>>9392799
> Jaune is the main character
disagree
>>9390463
>Weiss shorter than Neo
this is ultimate haram
>>9392799
>"[real country] military is now in Remnant!"
I don't see anything wrong with that
>>9392799
Someone is salty
>>9392799
Recommend me some good fanfictions then, it looks like you've filtered out everything bad.
>>9388890
Holy shit, is Zuma series? If so that's crazy but I'm sure he's just posturing hopefully. Anyway I see no problem with the add, either clear your cookies or go incognito if it bothers you I guess.
Are you planning to be a foreign fighter in the second Bush War anon?
>>9392799
>The fic stars Cardin or team CRDL
That's a thing?
>>9393666
Sure. I've heard of (but not read) one fic where all of CRDL are protagonists and get a lot of focus, and they eventually reconcile with RWBY and JNPR.
>>9393704
I don't even know how you could write a fic about RDL without them being glorified OCs
>>9393724
Ah, you could do it by starting with their canon personalities (shallow bullies) and going from there.
>Your milkshakes will never bring all the boys to the yard
>>9393841
Is that why she has appropriated Yang's?
>>9393890
Neo's milkshakes are not for sale, Yang's are.
What will Jaune's Semblance be?
>>9393901
Making people aroused
>>9393901
He can turn himself into a boomerang. Trust me, my uncle is Miles and Kerry.
>>9393952
That doesn't seem physically possible
>>9394029
Ruby can turn herself into rose petals
>>9394034
I was referring to your uncle.
>>9394029
it wouldn't be the first thing in RWBY to not be physically possible and it won't be the last.
>>9394042
>Miles is Kerry's semblance
Where's your motivation ?!
>>9393901
damage reflection.
>>9393901
Weaponized autism
>>9393901
>the ability to attract red-haired beta girls
>>9394635
>The ability to be the world's biggest clit tease
>>9393901
Attracting all the shotas
>>9394819
Even himself as a shota?
>>9393901
>>9394904
I'm sure this is the topic of one of Pyrrha's erotic stories.
Neon Katt is a fun and interesting character.
>>9394947
I agree.
I quite enjoy when she flirted with Yang.
>>9392068
sweet thanks anon
>>9394029
That's funny, that's the last thing he said before he died.
>>9394953
Indeed, truly the best ship.
>>9389742
so a majority of that guts under her shoe is ren? would of been cool to add his actual crushed leg under there with the cloth of his pants or just him flattened entirely stuck on the bottom like gum
>>9394953
You think accessories like cat ear hairbands and the like are seen as racist on Remnant?
>>9395202
Either way Neon doesn't care.
>>9395202
Not sure. Either way, Neon doesn't give a fuck which fits her character.
>>9395279
>>9395296
>>9395317
In terms of RWBY merch, I think the Japanese and Koreans might be years ahead of us.
>>9395680
>might
>>9395735
Yeah, I threw in the qualifier because I'm don't know everything they have. But honestly, I'm fairly certain they're better off than us.
I want Funhaus to do a collaboration with Kizuna Ai!
what if your waifu asked you what did they mean by this
I want to rape Weiss
>>9395871
The only good RWBY merch that RT has put out is the Gen 1 plushies, two of which are out and the others are very limited
So yes, they have better merch
>>9392068
I didnt remove the artist's signature, that was how I found it
>Coeur's week break has ended
Yay.
Arkos is best ship!
>>9397030
maybe i'm not gay, maybe i'm just attracted to cute monkeys
>>9396952
>I just want to fuck Pyrrha but I'm too pussy to just say it.
>>9397030
Wow, she looks cute desu.
>>9397400
I wouldn't blame ya if that was the case, anon.
[spoiler]I'm bi tho[/spoiler]
>>9397427
>I just want to fuck Jaune but I'm just too pussy to say it
>>9397453
That Pyrrha looks a bit crazed.
>>9397030
>fem sun
Eh, could still be a guy in a wig. I'd fuck him either way though.
>>9397462
Probably Jaune's pheromones coming from his sweatshirt
>>9397453
I meant Anon not Jaune but that's also accurate.
>>9397480
Is that why Pyrrha always volunteers to do the laundry? To smell Jaune's dirty clothes?
>>9397570
Smell them? She also wears them. While she says it takes her the longest so she can get them perfect. She just wears Jaunes clothes for as long as possible and only washes her clothes with his.
Geez, RWBYg. I come back after a little revision, and you've nearly fallen off the board!
Just try to hold on a little longer. This Saturday there will be a new episode of your favourite show, RWBY Chibi.
Just started watching. Weiss is kind of a bitch. Also I like Blake. I want to hug Blake.
>>9398943
I'm afraid your opinions are the opposite way round
>>9398943
She softens up later. And yes, Blake could use a hug. The poor girl has been through a lot.
>>9398943
Keep us updated on your (bad) opinions. We have nothing else to do until Saturday.
>>9398943
How far are you into Volume 1, Anon?
>>9397637
>Not using a different detergent for Jaune's clothes so you can think of him every time you smell it
>>9398943
V1 Weiss is best Weiss
>>9398943
>Weiss is kind of a bitch. Also I like Blake
Don't worry, that will change.
>>9398943
How far in are you?
>>9398943
Here you go anon, you've earned it.
>>9394911
My first fic. Fun times.
>>9398943
Good taste. Don't let the Blake is bad meme change your opinion.
>>9399710
>>9398943
Weiss did literally nothing wrong and Blake is terrorist scum that should be sent to the vet to get fixed.
>>9399710
>Blake is bad meme
It's not a meme
>>9399134
>>9399293
I just saw the third episode last night. The uh, second part of the second episode? Where Ruby arrives at Beacon and is all autistic.
You know what? If I had to pick a favourite out of Team Ruby, yeah, it'd probably be Blake.
>>9398943
You're a wonderful person, anon
But if you keep up that attitude, people will absolutely love to shit on you here
>>9399857
Please, anon, Ruby's autism isn't a joke. She struggles with it.
>Blake is a princess now
>>9399862
As of V4 yeah. The other 3 have fallen drastically while Baked has slightly improved.
>>9399710
Fight the good fight, my fellow Blakefag
>>9399857
Ah. A long way to go, I see. Keep us updated, Anon!
>>9399959
Wat do?
>>9400017
Why would you do anything?
Anybody got the picture of Rubes wearing Neptune(from Nepunia)'s outfit and gaining meta knowledge?
C A T
>>9400108
here
>>9400179
This is nothing close to what I said
>>9400178
Big
Fat
Cat
Tats
>>9400219
oh, i got it switched around
pff never mind, I found it myself, jeez
>>9399993
>Tfw you're haunted by the ghost of cookies past
>>9392799
>no "By Oum", "Thank Oum", etc
Shit list.
>>9400310
BIG PUSSY
>>9400466
Now now, Mommadonna is classier than that
>>9400453
>'Oh dust!'
>>9400017
Ignore.
>>9396495
I want to rape Adam
>>9400593
Is that Neo or Weiss? Either way my dick is hard.
>>9400654
Weiss
Got Blake getting stabbed?
>>9400939
By the Xiao Schlong, yes
So why aren't we allowed on /co/ during the hiatus again? That doesn't make any sense to me
>>9401449
because /co/ mods dont like us
>>9401449
One or more of the mods/janitors basically hate the show for some reason. We had a bit of a dustup with them plus some sympathizers who basically were reporting every single shred of greentext plus some game posts to the point that they've banished us here inbetween seasons. We can make individual threads, but no generals until the season starts up again.
>>9401474
This is an excellent summary. At least one anal mod, and a handful of trolls intent on stirring trouble.
Some generals actually do get a pass when they're off season, but they're usually the smaller ones less noticed ones.
>>9401531
Ayup, and it doesn't look like they've softened their stance on us either. We got shutdown less than two weeks after the V4 finale and there wasn't even any greentext being posted. It's fucked up petty bullshit.
>>9401449
Because /rwbyg/ tends to be a meme spamming shithole that posts borderline fetsih/porn stuff rather than having actual discussion.
>>9401628
I'm pretty sure the mods keep some sort of list on what generals to periodically shut down. Like, when /sug/ or /gfg/ went off-season the mods came by to kick them out. But /swg/ and /sveg/ get left alone.
It seems to me that, until a while after Volume 3, we weren't on that list. But the greentext drama got us noticed so we're permanently labelled as trouble.
>>9401720
In fairness, the mods were just making way more work for themselves by caring about greentext. If they hadn't been so obsessed over it we might've been tolerable to them.
It reached a truly comical level when the Autismo mod deleted a greentext that was literally only a few lines long.
Just throwin' this in here since I don't know much about the issues with /co/ and all that.
>>9401802
Yeah that was pretty damn insane. 3 Lines of greentext and the post was deleted in less than a minute after posting.
>>9401861
/trash/ allows bestiality, just no /ss/, cp, or loli shit
>>9401861
RIP Raven.
>>9401887
Don't know what /ss/ or cp is. Elaboration?
>>9401947
Stop posting.
>>9401887
I think I saw an /ss/ thread in here once. Though it might've been a borderline thing.
/trash/ is plenty weird and deviant without kid stuff anyway. I didn't know that a plant fetish could possibly be a thing before I came here, but apparently it is.
What if your waifu was really upset because r*ddit was invading her favorite 4chan board
>>9401947
Lurk moar plebbittard
>>9401981
/tv/ermin don't have the right to call out redditors.
>>9401966
Man plants are nothing when it comes to the weird fetishes there are
>>9402011
>doesn't recognize /pol/ memes when he sees them
hint look at the filename
>>9402055
Cut from the same cloth, honestly
>>9401966
Ayy mayne we got jap baseball mascot fuckers here
and then there's the plush fags
>>9402055
So I was right.
>>9402055
Not them, but /pol/ is far and away the most Yeddit board on the site.
>>9402103
Not our fault that we couldn't see into the future so we would know to not colonize r*ddit
>>9401250
I LOVE CINDER
>>9402078
And the diaper guys. Sometimes it's long diaper threads, even.
I am not gonna miss the /trash/ catalogue when our /co/meback happens. Eugh.
What if Jaune and Pyrrha had a blonde-haired, blue-eyed boy, but then Jaune died?
>>9402155
*pony diaper
ugh
>>9402165
What if Jaune and Pyrrha had a Blonde hair blue eyed boy but he was kind of tan and really liked bananas
>>9402188
So Jaune got cucked by a huehue?
>>9402202
Dumb retard.
>>9402129
Kinda your fault for being a board centered around normie shit to begin with though.
I want Lawrence and Ryan to do a let's play together, to be quite honest. It would be very smart and very witty.
>>9402234
>nigger hate, NatSoc, Fascism, fringe politics and batshit insane conspiracy theories
>normie shit
>>9402155
Someone on that diaper thread drew RWBY in diapers
>>9402303
9/11 was holograms
B U N
>>9402318
>implying 9/11 wasn't done by Juggalos
>>9401887
The latter quite often goes undeleted here anyway
>>9401906
>He doesn't regularly take horsecocks bigger than his head without any difficulty
Look at this nerd, I bet he isn't even a 2d picture like us. What a loser.
>>9402303
It's obviously not that abnormal. Trump was elected, wasn't he?
So since we are speaking of r*ddit
Does anyone have any proposals for the Final Solution to the r*dditor problem?
>>9402165
Wot if Jaune and Pyrrha had a blue haired, green eyed boy but Jaune honestly didn't even question it?
>>9402383
A more direct solution might be to solve your loneliness problem.
Team RWBY get boyfriends. Who are they?
>>9402460
Ruby: Sun
Weiss: Neptune
Blake: Nadir
Yang: Prodman
>>9402460
Ruby: Crescent Rose
Weiss: Jaune
Blake: Ilia
Yang: Neo/n
>>9402482
>Ruby: Crescent Rose
The purest love and OTP.
>>9402371
/pol/ only supported him because of the anal devastation it would cause and his twitter shitposts made us chuckle
Now /pol/ is basically one big shit cyclone of ideology with the Alt-Right, Alt-lite, Right libs, Trump worshippers, the dozen actual devoted NatSoc's and a dozed other groups worst of all are the obvious newfags
Majority are trump worshippers who will call you a shareblue shill if you have a dissenting opinion
I Personally am a Pan European Nationalist( not that faggy EU shit) that also supports the creation of a Right Wing Alliance
>>9402460
Ruby: Zwei
Weiss: Neptune
Blake: Sun
Yang: The entire Shade Academy Grifball team
>>9402460
Ruby:Mercury
Weiss: Tai-yang
Blake: Taiy-yang
Yang: Tai-yang
>>9402617
His name is spelled Taiyang.
>>9402617
>Yang: Tai-yang
But Taiyang is Yang's dad.
>>9402460
Ruby: Jaune
Weiss: Neptune
Blake: Sun
Yang: Mercury
>>9402460
Ruby: Sun
Weiss: Adam
Blake: Jaune
Yang: Sage
>>9402755
No. Taiyang. One word. No hyphen.
>no one's replied "me" yet
I am surprised and somewhat disappointed.
>>9402847
the only one I want for myself is Jaune.
>>9402863
Pyrrha pls go.
>>9402772
I am okay with this
>>9402916
>Pyrrha
>>9402514
Don't forget about the Ancaps, also you're clearly a shareblue shill Saudi Arabia and Israel are our greatest allies and drumpf is the savior of the west.
What if Qrow isn't actually Ruby's father and it's just a red herring?
>>9403456
>Qrow isn't actually Ruby's father
is this a conclusion /RWBYg/ has come to since I've been gone?
>>9403490
yes and neo is ravens daughter with another man and weiss is the daughter of incest
>>9401970
Plebbit fags have chosen their fate, it's the last time they mess with an Atlesian qt.
Is Ruby a slut?
>>9403456
Really anon, Qrow NOT being Ruby's dad? Surely not, that's crazy talk.
So which is the most popular ship in the entirety of RWBY? My money would be on White Rose
>>9403603
Best Bitch
>>9403656
Rosewick.
>>9403656
Bumblebee most likely
>>9403669
I wish.
>>9403669
>>9403695
>>9403456
I don't think that counts as a red herring
>>9402460
all me
>>9403709
Nothin weird about it
>>9402460
Ruby: Weiss
Weiss: Ruby
Blake: Yang
Yang: Blake
>>9403780
How basic bitch of you.
>fic is off to an adequate start
>"Oum knew she needed it."
That's it, I'm sick of dropping shit. Time to Ctrl+F and edit this retarded garbage out by myself.
>>9403809
Yeah, it's pretty dumb, I'll usually tolerate 'Dust' over 'Oum'
>>9402479
Wasn't prodman carried off?
>>9402975
Whitley will never fuck Jaune.
>>9404331
No, that was Roy. The buzzsaw blades guy.
I wonder if BNZ will hold auditions to replace him?
>>9404380
Probably not in canon, doesnt stop me from pushing the concept.
>>9404388
I doubt it would be hard to replace Roy.
He couldn't even beat Jaune, no wonder he got carried off to be Nevermore food.
>>9404380
Winter will never fuck Whitley.
>>9404712
No one will ever fuck Whitley
>>9404380
Yeah because Jaune will be doing the fucking.
Not going to lie, despite it's utter lack of canoncity and chance of it I kind of like it.
There's something cute about the favorite son of the Schnees but least liked sibiling between the three somehow ending up with the fountain of friendliness that is Jaune.
White Knight > Knightshade/Dragon Slayer/Lancaster
Debate me.
>>9404891
Weiss doesn't like Jaune and they're probably not going to have much to do together.
>>9404891
Your ship was an ad-libbed gag that only served the purpose of making drama for arkos
>>9404891
White Knight is a joke used for Jaune to get bullied in RWBY Chibi, it's at the same level as Arkos.
>>9404941
And yet it's better than Arkos.
>>9404950
Not him but, realistically, anything is better than a ship with half missing. They sink that way.
>>9404891
Weiss likes men like Neptune, not boys like Jaune
>>9389742
I fapped to this... I feel a bit of shame but id do it again
>>9404950
>Unrequited high school crush that will never happen
It's exactly as bad as Arkos, if not worse
>>9404950
You mean it gets your dick harder than arkos
What if your waifu wanted to dye your hair?
>>9402303
>thinking that having contrary or fringe opinions means you aren't a normie
Ultimately, all of your ships are irrelevant because Lancaster is endgame anyway.
>>9405189
>He hasn't realized Oscar is Jaune's replacement
>He hasn't realized there is only one true endgame.
>>9405110
Depends on color.
>>9405189
>>9405220
Who's the pile of junk on the left?
>>9405360
You.
>>9405360
The prototype for best girl.
>>9404799
It is pretty damn cute
People who ship Ren and Nora with anyone but each other disgust me.
>>9405591
>>9405591
>Ren and Nora
You need to back to Fanfiction.net.
>>9405618
Ren is for Nora.
>>9405650
Ren is for whoever I feel like shipping him with.
>>9405660
that's... hot
I want a giant Grimm to devour __________ mid-sentence in front of their friends.
>>9405891
Fried chicken.
>>9405891
Roman
>>9405891
Nora.
>>9405891
Pyrrha shortly after she's brought back to life through some bullshit circumstance.
>>9405891
Rick & Morty
>>9405905
>Tyrone Grimm
Remnant is not ready.
>>9405891
Tyrian
>>9405891
Cinder.
>>9405891
Scarlet.
>>9405891
Salem
For the sake of irony.
>>9405991
>irony
No, wait. Don't think that was the word I meant to use. Oh well.
>>9403809
>mfw they do that shit
>mfw I read most fanfics at all
>>9405247
Ozpin, don't fuck the silver-eyed girl
Do you dream of the meme RWBYg?
>>9406164
Nope, be a waste of a dream
>>9406080
But that was his plan all along.
>>9406164
Not at all
>>9406164
There's not enough penicillin in the world.
>>9405591
People who care that much about shipping disgust me
These early episodes really fly by.
>>9406603
What are your thoughts, First Time Viewer Anon?
>>9406812
Not much has really happened so far. Just finished where Pyyrha and Jaune found the giant scorpion. So far it's just like he exists to be shit on. Ruby too to a lesser extent.
>>9406914
the rest of the first volume is really high highs and really low lows. Good luck.
What if your waifu asked if you wanted to play a quick game of Jenga to pass the time?
>>9407008
I'd play a quick game of Jenga with her to pass the time.
>>9407008
Make sure all the faunus are on one team.
>>9402386
Octavian please go and stay go.