/npg/ - Neopets general "You thought the image in the

So why does Brucey B Slots suck so much...

>>9385154
Oh wait, wow, there's a daily cap.
Motherfuckers.

>Congratulations anon!!!!!

>Yes... you are the lucky winner of the Neopian Lottery!

>--- Today's Winning Numbers ---
>1 11 13 15 18 21

>10353 tickets were bought today, resulting in a total prize money of 1040300 NeoPoints. In total there
>were 64 winner(s), which means your share is 16254 NeoPoints!
t-thanks

>>9386650
You got the avy at least, right?
Right?

So are there basically not going to anymore Plots sans the Obelisk and the Cup?

>>9388011
Uncertain.

There seems to be something in the works with little hints dropped every so often.

Someone noted that the Altador Cup description for Haunted Woods talks about their area being cursed or whatever.
And the secret battledome area found a while back is called the Forgotten Graveyard and seems to be based in Haunted Woods.
It's slow but we'll probably have a Halloween plot this year.

>>9388326
>It's slow but we'll probably have a Halloween plot this year.
Sounds like it will make for a fun december.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Halfway through half the hour, & I bet half of you haven't even GOTTEN BLASTED yet!!

>>9386769
Nope, I'd have had to have been first in the list. Some day.

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You're lucky someone else was paying attention before me and made the new one for us. I was going to post this.

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake until the end of the hour, /npg/!!

>>9389605

That was me, anon.

Also:
>Page 10

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WORTH

I want to hug my pets

>Team Shenkuu played brilliantly in their initial years of participating in the Altador Cup, much to the surprise of all Neopians. From being strong contenders in the tournament, the team dropped in their performance in AC V and have since been struggling to make a comeback. But they're are keeping it cool and practicing hard as always. Even Xana DiLanche is a lot more confident on field and has been staying focused on the game during their practice sessions. Perhaps the off-field friendship which the team shares with many other teams has helped bring about this change in her?
>But they're are keeping it cool and practicing hard as always.
>they're are

who do I blame for this

Anybody wants a painted buzz?
I have an extra FFQ and I still need the avatar, would be great if it wasn't wasted

>>9394017
Nobody wants a Buzz at all

>>9394337
I'm gonna make a Buzz waifu outfit just to spite you.

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>>9394514
you show him anon

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>>9394337
*inhale*

rrRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tYQQahBv0Q

>pet simmer julie will never discuss the timeline of neopets ownership over a coffee with you

>>9397445
I want to sit down and talk about neopets over coffee with everyone in this thread except for ogrin apologist

>>9397478
let's make it happen

anyone here from the UK?

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>>9397492
yeah i am

>>9397478
>talk about neopets over coffee
like what their dicks taste like?

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>>9397513
do you happen to live inside this red circle

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>>9397534
no i live around this green circle

>>9397526
that's what the thread is for anon

>>9397558
So you're within distance of northamptonshire? because that's where I live when not at uni

>>9397589
im literally right between northampton and daventry

>>9397606
So like 20 minutes from my home

weird considering this thread has like 30 regular posters

small world

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>>9397866
it's pretty cool knowing not everyone is 2000 miles away living in some random state in america. i had some fun at meetups in other threads in the past

>>9397995
>borianon at meets
Post pics

>>9398099
haha last one i went to was 3-4 years ago now. we went to a theme park. it was fun.

I don't have the photos, though.

>>9397995

Wordy anon here. I'm from Ontario, Canada.

>>9397995
>random state in america
Try some shitty province in Canada, friend.

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>>9398353
sorry anon

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>sell my greater healing scroll (50hp) for 180k
>buy elephante healer (50%) for 100k

why don't people battle with elephantes

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Blasting time.

>>9398927

Not everyone likes how Elephantes look, I imagine. Also, IIRC, Gelerts, Lupes, Lennies & Kacheks also have good species specific equipment.

fucking great day and it's a MASSIVE UPSET BUST

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10:10 could have been worse

>Streak of absolutely awful dailies for the past few days coupled with very small food club returns
>Finally some good odds
>Bust

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>>9394890
>>9394514
>>9394337
I have no idea if I showed anyone anything, but here's a Springtime Buzz outfit.

And goddamn does Neopets just fucking hate Buzz accessories, they literally cannot make a single good Buzz outfit to save their lives.

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>>9400799
the further you go from aisha or kacheek the harder it is to customise

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>page 9

>>9397995
>living in some random state in america
Ohio was here, fuck you

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Sweet, I got an actual Negg from this for once!

>>9407258
>blasted
>still no avatar

>>9397995
>tfw literally a taco
Welp, that's what the interwebs are for

>>9407258
I also got a Negg.

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>>9406046
it's all the same to anyone living outside of america

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I hadn't checked on my stocks in a while.

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>>9408768
And same for my shop till.

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today is the last day to vote

please find it in your heart to vote for me

http://www.neopets.com/beauty/details.phtml?pet=Stef1993

>>9410151
Lewd

>>9409658
I just did Anon! Good luck!

>>9394017
I'll give you guys 24 hours before I paint a random buzz from the pound and dump it.

>>9410151

Isn't she technically underage?
http://www.neopets.com/neopedia.phtml?neopedia_id=215
>Age: 15
I mean, /trash/ rule #3 & all.
But meh. It's cute lewds, so thanks for linking, anon.

>>9409658

Voted, anon!

>>9409658
You have already voted for Stef1993.
You can't vote for another Elephante again till the next contest. Sorry. :-(

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Thanks for the gold trophy, guys!

>>9414574
nice

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

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Who are you gonna go for in AC this year? I'm staying loyal and sticking with Shenkuu.

[spoiler]Xana a cute.[/spoiler]

>>9416134
>failed spoiler
Well I feel silly

>>9416079
>ran like a pussy
Dammit

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>>9416155
spoilers don't work on /trash/, anon

>>9416175
I wasn't aware. Ah well, live and learn.

>>9414574
GG! Gratz Anon.

>>9416327
>>9414714
cheers guys

in another note, my article got into the neopian times

what a day

>>9416134
Definitelt Shenkuu.
Team's looking a lot more stable this year.

God dammit of course the day I forget to bet is the day all the profit arrives.

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>>9417101
I got 2:10

>>9417133
Yeah, but the tab I had open for the person I was going to follow was 98:10. :(

I got busy with chores and then lunch.

>>9417101
>forget to bet
>would've been 98:10
fuck

>>9417068
Awesome. Here's hoping we can pull out a win this time!

80

>I fucking busted
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>9416134
I have been on Team Darigan every time since childhood and I'm not about to stop now

>Sidney says 'Remember, do not leave the fairground without sspending your winningsss'
>YOU WON THE LEVEL 5 PRIZE : 10,000 Neopoints!!!!

Jesus fuck, that feels nice
I even got Sidney as BD challenger

Let me give you my money for jelly themed items
No jellybeans though

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

>Fail to check on Turmaculus during 3 of his 4 possible awake times today.
>Still manage to get to him early during his awake hour.

This is a joy, but a guilty one. I got 350 Neopoints.

Guide me through the Faerie Caverns, /npg/

>>9422705
Left

>>9422705
Just let your dick guide you, anon.

>>9422718
>You enter a small chamber and gasp at the beautiful stalagmites... or are they stalactites? You can't seem to recall. You spend so much time trying to remember that you barely have time to escape the cave before your torch burns out
Welp, that was fun
>>9422726
I once tried that
Ended up fapping to futa porn

>>9422746
>>I once tried that
>Ended up fapping to futa porn
I don't see the problem?

>>9422758
Didnt say there was

Page 8 Lutari waifu bump
best i can do seeing as i'm not a neoJew with bunch of neoshekels

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>>9424104
forgot pic

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Last bump of the night
Remember to get blasted by Snow Snek
>You carefully walk in and pick up a negg from the pile of treasure, and then scamper!!

>Jhudora Rotten Negg
ehhhh it sucks

>>9424280
>Blasted
>No avatar
Thanks snowy.

Which Altador Cup team has the best waifus?

>>9424512
Shenkuu.

It even has the best Husbandos too.

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>>9416134
>waifus plural
Quality over quantity senpai

http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml

Still about half an hour left to gamble levels, /npg/!

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is NOT awake, /npg/! However, he was scheduled for 1 AM or 1 PM NST, today, & it's 1 AM, NST now, with him not awake.
So see you in about 12 hours for Turmaculus time, /npg/!
....Hopefully.

Oh, and Tarla WILL be here today!
http://www.neopets.com/freebies/tarlastoolbar.phtml
Keep an eye on the Help Neoboards to see what she's giving out for the first 3 minutes of her 4 15 minute visits as her "Main Prize" today; You can only get 1 item from her per day!

>>9424114
air hostess waifu

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WHO HERE HYPED FOR AC

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Found this little guy in the pound

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>>9424858
Shenkuu's waifus are plenty quality anon

Prytariel is very good too though

>page 10

post your pets and their petpets

if you do not have matching petpets as I deem fit you lose

>>9431332
only two of my bori have petpets though

>>9428267
Lutari tails are dangerously big

>>9432495
Better for hugging

>>9432554
I want to spoon with a lutari between them and their enormous tail

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>>9431332
>got this while capping my petpets
anon you owe me 150k

>empty shop
>grandiose252 cannot carry any more items! The maximum anybody can carry is 50.

well then

>>9433047
Sounds like a fluffy time anon

>>9433158
you can pay me by joining darigan citadel for the AC

>>9433177
no

clear your inventory

why does the vandagyre only have 11 colors it's been 3 years since it's release

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>>9433190
fine god

>>9433197
has it actually been 3 years? holy fuck

>>9433197
because they have to 2 two colours a year

because they have to

how do i get to the pending item gift screen if I clicked off the notification

http://www.neopets.com/items/transfer_list.phtml

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>>9433495
thanks anon
I just painted this bori strawberry

I was distracted, but just in case....

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

TURMACULUS IS STILL AWAKE FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES!!
SORRY ABOUT BEING SO LATE, /NPG/!!

>>9434352
I want this Aisha.

>>9434352
I want a meteor Jubjub.

72:10

Phew, really needed that win.

DID NEO JUST DIE

back up

feed a kad

http://www.neopets.com/games/kadoatery/index.phtml?

Are they ever going to do an event? I haven't played in years and it still seems as if they haven't done one in some time. Have TNPT pretty much forgotten about this?

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36:10 Garet

>>9431332

>>9435505
Altador Cup starts in 2 weeks, if you count this as a plot

Rumours of a halloween battledome plot are in the air - there's a half coded arena called "the forgotten graveyard" and the haunted woods AC page hints at some strange goings on

>>9435567

Haven't some people said that was back in like 2014-15 though?

>>9435674
Naw, it was meant to be last year, but they didn't finish it in time, allegedly

>>9435544
>Babaa

matches aesthetically - 7/10

>Snowbunny

matches ironically, like a squeaky toy - 8/10

>Faellie

I have one on my chocolate pet - 10/10

you pass

>>9435728
>like a squeaky toy
That's exactly what it's meant to be. It's named Chew Toy.

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live

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

A little under 40 minutes left to get blasted!!

>>9442558
Blasted, no av.
I'm never going to get it.

>>9442558
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS GAME

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Dead thread?

http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml

DEADLY DICE.

Good night, /npg/.

>tfw all the pets on the birthday list for today are adopted

welp, guess I'm creating a new pet today

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager is asleep.

Also, Turmaculus is NOT awake!! http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

He was scheduled for 6 AM or 6 PM, NST, & it's 6 AM right now, so see you in about 12 hours from now for when Turmaculus almost certainly WILL be awake!!


Now to do like those two great beasts myself & take a nap!

What a time to be alive

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post banks

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>that neofriend you made 13 years ago
>you spent every day chatting over MSN
>kept this up for years
>gradually lost touch over the years

>look back now
>her account is frozen

>she still has a petpage
>the petpage lists all of her, now frozen, pets
>stories about her friends and how she came to get the pets over the years
>i'm mentioned

>Still no response on ticket

>SoR, Bag of Healing Dust, Ghostkerbomb/etc all lost to the wind.

Well, fuck. I don't think I can be bothered to keep playing at this rate.

>>9447797

Save an offline version of that page before it disappears forever.

I still weep for the data lost with the loss of Novalind's petpage.

>>9447870

I'm sorry, man. If I could hug you, I would. Depending on how long it's been, it may be worth it to take a break. Besides Neopets's "Customer Support" being slow, it may help to ease your mind a bit.
I'll miss having you around; At the very least, you're a fellow battledoming enthusiast.
So here's hoping stuff with the ticket goes well.

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>>9447735
Going for 50 mill.

>>9447870
I love you but if you need to break for your sanity then please do

If I got frozen/hacked/lost my shit I'd probably leave too, even after a billion years on this site

>>9448533
I've been too lazy to bet on food club and I make peanuts otherwise. If I had decent dosh I'd just reearn it again.

I'm holding out slim hope that TNT will give me my items back because I've bought some NC in the past and they'd want to keep me playing off that, but more likely than not they'll just tell me tough and leave me to rebuild.

will ghoulcatchers work if i download the apk for android

>>9449861
should do

What would you do with 20 million neopoints in order to make more money?

>>9451353
spend it on customisables

>>9451353
I'd give it to me.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/springs.phtml
http://www.neopets.com/winter/kiosk.phtml

>>9452315
>Buying winter scs when you could be buying spooky scs
DROPPED

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>>9447735
>>9448099
SOMEBODY SAY POST BANKS?
>>9451353
Restock

>>9453269
interesting

where do you restock

99:10

Feels good.

>>9453561
You do not have any winning bets!

>>9453561
Fuck you anon.

>>9453301
Fuck you I have enough competition as is

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>Page 9

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>>9455327

Do you have a favorite colour, /npg/?

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>>9455340

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

SHIT I NEARLY ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT TURMACULUS.

Well, late or not, here's your alert, /npg/!. At least I remembered, & hopefully you saw &/or remembered my alert from earlier today in the thread, /npg/!

ABOUT 25 MINUTES LEFT OF TURMACULUS AWAKE TIME. Again, sorry for the lateness!

>>9455340
Blue. I'm CVD so its the only colour that actually "pops" for me.

>page 9

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

What's your favorite thing to get from The Snowager, /npg/?

>>9462492
Ice.
Especially flavored.

>gets peach snowball

Aw ye

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>>9462492
Sex

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Anyone want a Grey Quiggle?

>>9465793
quiggles r bad

does the anon who does the obelisk research know which side to pick yet?

>>9466827
Today is Monday. There are still almost 66 hours until it starts. Any numbers he might have would be less than 1/3 of participants and would be a completely useless guess that could turn out to be completely wrong by the time Wednesday comes around. I'm not that anon but I can tell you that, no, he does not know which side to pick yet. There is no point to asking on the first day every single week.

>>9466934
t-thanks

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>>9447735
;_;

>2 zaps a day

>defence goes up by 3
>defence goes down by 2

t-thanks tnt

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>>9469246
D E S T R O Y E D
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S
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O
Y
E
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>>9466508
Yeah, but it's grey. That's avatar fodder at the least.

I want to eat neopets food

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>>9472294
Are you sure about that?

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>>9469246
>An electric current starts to fill the room, but quickly leads to smoke. When everything has settled, you see that there is something different about *. Oh, no... It looks like their defence has gone down by 2!

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

You know it's Snowager time!

>>9469246

Well, at least it was a net gain in sta-
>>9472811
....Oh.

>>9472910
It's okay, I got a def cupcake to make up for it

100:10

Damn, I played it safe and didn't follow them exactly though. Could have had 136:10 but dropped Lucky on one bet to make it safer.
Still pretty good!

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HAHA

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Yo poorfags check out deez bets.

>>9473334
Oh fuck, you went the whole way AND got the boost.
We aren't worthy.

is everyone using their own bets for food club or are you following someones predicitons?

>>9473472
I'm this guy (>>9473258)

I used neodaq at 0 percent safety

>>9472800
I want to eat faerieland and mystery island food!

>>9473472
I check both Garet's bets and the bets that Neodaq calculates, and then do something somewhere between the two. Usually it's mostly Neodaq's bets, but with a few of the more likely safeties in place of the higher risk bets.

>>9473472
I shop around and usually find a set that feels right in the Reddit thread.
Otherwise I take things into my own hands.

>page 10

I though you guys were dead

so how did you end up here kicked from /vg/? I guess it's the /djt/ treatment albeit more extreme

>see all these wins and consider getting back into Neopets
>know that if I did I'd join in right as a shit FC streak begins and I won't make jack shit

>>9467994
Update

I have less than a million now

>64:10 Garet
>lowest return in thread
>but the only person that beat me in terms of NP won is >>9473334
Feels good to have your childhood account

>>9480031
I was over a mil too though.
(the 100:10 one)

At 10,040 per now.
Yesterday was like 1,003,800 payout.

>>9478623
We just got too slow for /vg/, threads would die after half a dozen posts. Even here a thread will last a week or two and require frequent bumping. We're still plodding along, though.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager's asleep, & soon, I will be, too. See you later, /npg/!! <3

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

I'd almost forgotten about Turmaculus, but I'm glad I did remember! Go bother him & wake him up for free stuff, /npg/!

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>page 10

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>>9483358

Bumping before I head off to bed.
Good luck on your dailies today, /npg/.

>... and he changes colour to Sketch!!
This is like the third time he's been zapped this color. I want my MSP Poogle, damn it!

>>9485999
My pet zapped grey

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commission from lostbellchime of my desert bori <3

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>halfway there

>>9488133
looks good, anon!

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

The Snowager moves slightly in its sleep... you decide to run just in case it wakes up!

http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/springs.phtml
^

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[WINNING INTENSIFIES]

Today didn't look too swell in FC, so I tried doing bets on my own.
Let's see how that turned out. . .

>You have no winning bets!

Dammit.
What went–
NO IT WAS ORVINN!! WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME EVERY TIME?
FIVE PERCENT MY FUCKING ASS.

>126:10
not bad

>>9491403
Damn, anon

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48:10

>>9491403

G*d damn

>>9491403
>>9491479
>>9491569
>Didn't really like any of the odds DAQ was giving today
>Went with Garet
>14:10

Haha, yeah, I'm really glad I bet t-today. haha...

>84:10
It's no 294:10, but it's definitely good enough for me.

>>9488133
Desert mage Bori is cute!

>>9488133
I want your bori to sit on my face.

>>9494100
I want it to sit on my dick, honestly.

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Tally anon, here!

Alright, checked the Avatar, Battledome, & Help Neoboards, so here's the numbers I got.

About 54 for The Sway.
About 7 for The Seekers.
About 14 for The Order of the Red Erisim.

I found almost nothing on the Battledome Neoboards, & the Help & Avatars Neoboards are in favor of The Sway.

I also saw one user on the Neoboards claim her guild was all currently in favor of The Order, but without being in her guild & seeing only their profile, it doesn't seem like an Obelisk focused guild.


Regardless, all other signs point to The Sway having the majority by a considerable margin right now, so JOIN THE SWAY THIS ROUND, /NPG/!!!

It may also help you to view these pages for statistics &/or guides:
http://www.neopets.com/~oxbridge786
http://www.sunnyneo.com/battledome/skirmishbattles.php
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=tyrannian_battleground


JOIN HERE:

http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/

I RECOMMEND JOINING THE SWAY THIS ROUND.

YOU HAVE JUST OVER 27 & A HALF HOURS LEFT TO JOIN, /NPG/!!
DON'T FORGET IT, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!!

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

>>9499288
>Ice Caves Play Set
Oh hey something new I wond-
>17 NP
Never mind.

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>>9494100
>>9495146
no

>>9500218
Can I watch your bori sit on someone elses dick/face?

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>>9500226

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>>9500250
I'm taking this as a yes.

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>>9500265
my pets are not for lewd

cute cute cute

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How do you think your Neopets train, /npg/?

Do you think they have different training methods for different stats?

(Inb4, this being /trash/, someone claims something like Endurance training is just the Neopet... "playing with itself" for the duration of the training session & having to avoid climaxing for as long as possible.)

>>9502074
Nobody was going to say that, but that's my headcannon now.

>>9502087

You SURE about that? ....The keeping it as your headcanon part, I mean.
I mean, masturbating for 24 hours straight with no orgasm, on a daily or frequent basis, or at least, attempting that without orgasm surely can't be healthy, right?

Not to mention, that's in theory, something a Neopet could do at home so as long as their owner & the other Neopets there don't mind. I mean, why not do it at home unless Training Schools have like... tons of "novelty toys" and giant sex dungeo-Oh, goddamnit, brain.

>>9497350
Thanks, tally anon.

>not joining the order

>>9500265
what is happening?

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>>9497350
can confirm

>petpet lab turns tyrannian spardle into tyrannian doglefox

okay

is the food club extension broken for chrome?

>>9505749
I could never get it to work for me, but I now just use DAQtools

pretty much automated too, but it lets you tweak the bets

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Uhhhhh.

UHHHHH.

>>9507042
bori

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>>9507052

Alright. Let's start simple. What color?

>>9507090
blue

>>9507042
Seconding bori

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>>9507098

Ba ba de ba ba dai. He's blue! Question is if we actually want him to stay a he though. I have some scissors here if we decide against it.

>>9507127
Stay male

>>9507127
female

>>9507127
male

>>9507134

You have chosen to keep the Blue Bori Balls intact. Now then, where do you think they like to live? What s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶e̶n̶f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶ do we believe the Bori to enjoy doing? How do they greet others b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶l̶a̶i̶m̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶s̶-̶t̶r̶o̶g̶o̶l̶t̶h̶ ?

>>9507183
[spoiler]everything after gender is basically irrelevant, so feel free to pick what youd want personally[/spoiler]

I like bori

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>>9507211

I was adding a bit of life to the thread. Ah well. Ok, important choice, what should we train our Bori in? Personally I'm a fan of C.

>>9507261
iirc Movement is completely useless, so C would be the best choice

>>9507326

Excellent, I'll choose the name myself as to keep anonymity. Let us hope this Bori grows big and strong.

>>9507338
>not giving us the choice
reeee

>>9507261
>>9507326

In theory, you could refresh for different stat choices, I think, for what that's worth.

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bleh

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>>9508358

Congrats, anon! Why not go celebrate...

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

....WITH A BLASTING?!

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>>9508395
result

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>>9508433

Also quite nice!

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You do not have any winning bets!

>Squire Venable
What the fuck is this shit

26:10

Oh thank fuck I safetied a ton of Puffo.

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road to 400 begins here boyos

>>9503925
In the image that I didn't mean to post?

The driver who is in red who's going through the hand rails is avoiding the media.

>>9505749
yes

>>9510145
ur elephante stinx

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>>9511213

>>9510145
Why?

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager time, if only for 15 more minutes.

Also, LESS THAN 1 HOUR AND 15 MINUTES LEFT TO JOIN A FACTION, /NPG/!!

JOIN HERE: http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/
HELPFUL PAGES/GUIDES: http://www.neopets.com/~oxbridge786
http://www.sunnyneo.com/battledome/skirmishbattles.php
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=tyrannian_battleground
I RECOMMEND THE SWAY THIS ROUND.
DON'T FORGET IT OR YOU'LL REGRET IT.

>>9517432
>Negg
That'd be cool if the Neggery was actually worth using.

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HAPPY KOI DAY, /NPG/!!

First off, answer the Daily Puzzle with "Turo Rafels" for 265 NP & an Electric Koi Plushie, a Rarity 86 Plushies category item, last valued at 1,200 NP by JN, & 1,888 NP by NC, & 1,450 by the first shop that NC lists as selling it!

http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=dailypuzzle


As Koi are a Limited Edition Neopet, TNT SHOULD be releasing Koi today, so today's your chance to make one if you want one, once they're out!
So keep an eye on this page here: http://www.neopets.com/addpet.phtml

Of course, if you already have a Koi, & it's level 40 or under, then there's free training for it, & every other Koi level 40 or under HERE, all day today, /npg/!!: http://www.neopets.com/pirates/academy.phtml?type=courses


Sadly, new colours & clothes for Kois ain't out just yet.... Which reminds me that new Moehog Day colours & clothes came out like, 10 days ago, & I still need to post them.

Oh, & on the topic of levels, Count Von Roo is still available to gamble levels with for about 20 more minutes, /npg/!!
Here: http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml

>>9511213
fite me

>>9515872
so its stats will be even

>>9518935
I used to love Kois

I remember getting my first one when I was a kid

it was blue and I was going to paint it halloween

good times

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>>9519179

Hope those good times can come back, anon!


Anyway, since I'm like, ten days late & it's a new pet day now, here's the "new" Moehog Day Colours & Clothes!

Jellyneo says, regarding the outfit.... " New clothing is also active - themed around Breakfast at Tiffany's"

Before this, I had no idea what Breakfast at Tiffany's was, & even looking it up to know the genre, seeing that the new colours are Jelly & Custard, & the outfit is modelled after something with "Breakfast" in its name, I can only assume TNT/JumpStaff were hungry when they were making these.


Thoughts, /npg/?

>>9519489
The outfit has potential. Too bad it's not for a better pet.

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AUGH

My pet that reached level 300 yesterday

I zapped it this morning

It lost 2 levels

So i bought a lab ray fortune cookie

zapped it again

it lost ANOTHER 2 LEVELS

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Wordy anon is asleep so I'm about to do my best impression of him

here goes

Guys, the snowager is asleep, and you know what that means!

GET BLASTED!

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/springs.phtml
http://www.neopets.com/winter/kiosk.phtml

Also, it appears that there have been some MAJOR changes to the Altador Cup this season!

According to the neoboards, it looks like they've brought back the SRR format we've all been waiting for!

From the rules page:

"This year, the tournament play is made up of two rounds. Your team will play against every other team once in the first round. In the second round, based on your performance, you will be placed into one of three brackets. You will then play against the teams within your respective bracket."

Thoughts, /npg/?

>>9521490

OUCH, man. You done your Scratchcards & Kitchen Quests so far today? If not, good luck!

>>9521533

>Wordy anon is asleep so I'm about to do my best impression of him

No I'm not!
But seriously, thanks! Probably wouldn't have thought to find & post all that myself! (Is my posting style so predictable, lol? Oh well.)
Although....
This is post #293.
We'll need a new thread after post #300.
I kinda wish we could re-use that image for the next general.
I mean, sign-ups do close on the 6th. Only about 12 days from now!

Anyway, looks like the Altador Cup will be interesting this year.

>>9521833
>AC sign-ups already open
N-NANI?!
Which team are you joining, /npg/?
Considering my first team Mystery Island

why is it called mystery island if it isn't mysterious

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what is the neopian equivalent of bagpipes?

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want me to make a new thread?

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>>9526282
use this for the op

>>9518935
Kois suck

Horrible time, since this post won't bump the thread but TURMACULUS IS AWAKE!!

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Sorry for being late!

Also, Snowager is asleep, obviously!
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

New thread is up. Made it because now that Altador Cup is starting, if we're gonna have a thread, may as well give as much warning in advance as possible, & about 12 days or so seems reasonable.

>>9527310
>>9527310
>>9527310

NEW THREAD

>>9527342
>>9527342
>>9527342