ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

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>>9380758
kys mort

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>>9380727
Oh. I don't know how stores work.
Look for them on the ground?
Do they show up near rocks, or trees?

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>>9380758
I don't mind them, but I don't have any on my team.

Anyways, food, water, heating... what else does an expedition need in Sinjoh? Really that's all I needed, I'm wondering if there's anything that groups need.

>>9380797
big poopie

>9380770
(No (You) for you. Also can we not?)

>>9380770
noodlebanwhen

>>9380770
>Emrys that high

>>9380797
poop poo

>>9380797
Specialized care for certain Pokemon?

>>9380770
oh hey someone agrees

>roll to poopie

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>>9380888
Shit, right, that should be obvious, not everyone is as strong as Zem, and even Zem hates the cold, so... I guess I'd have to get a list of all the pokemon coming with me, and get stuff they need.
Not that I would need much, at this point it doesn't look like I'm going to get anyone else willing to come with me to Sinjoh.

>>9380797
Shit's cold and many kind of pokemon wouldn't feel well there.

Why is this here and not in /vp/? There's no porn at all.

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>>9380973
ok

>>9380973
(Because /vp/ doesn't like roleplay and on occasion we go full ERP)

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>>9380973
hey bb

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>>9380973

>>9380929
I mean...to be honest, you are asking people to settle a frozen area.
Maybe look for survival nuts?

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>>9381094
You would think the allure of exploring a dead civilization would attract more people, but noooo.

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>>9380929
>>9381128
Most of us aren't interested in freezing our asses off.
God my fucking head is killing me.

>>9381128
There's plenty of those in non-frozen places.

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>>9381160
Did you drink too much or get punched out?

>>9381052
Knifewife has a fine booty

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>>9381160
That's why you have fire types!

>>9381179
Do those places have a flute that can literally summon Arceus? Because that's what I found the first time I decided to actually look around instead of just use the place as a training grounds.

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>>9381160
>John: sober up, try to call Desmond
>"Hey, you there? It's your ex-coworker."
>"I wanna have a quick talk, if you're willing to meet up."

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>>9381187
Drank too much. Lost my job and my adminship too.
Woo, everything's coming up Des.
>>9381204
It's also why I have a nice house in Unova and not a friggin'-
...Arceus flute? Why didn't you ask him to build a new town or something?
>>9381229
>"Yeah, can do. I'm in Unova. Anywhere specific?"

so, for the last day or so I did some quick mapping and cross referencing to find out exactly where in Sinnoh my underground home-in-progress would correspond, turns out, I accidentally decided to live directly underneath my parents house.
I didn't notice it before because of the tunnels making it a half a days walk to reach there
-the underground hermit

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>>9381243
>"Your choice. I got canned as well, and it's mostly my fault."
>"I'm probably going to stay in the Region a little longer, until Seb's well enough to travel, then see if my old place in Alola is still livable."
>"You interested in discussing life after Adminship with me?"

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>>9381052
>>9381188
My butt isn't fat like that

>>9381204
Literally what?
WHAT
You need to do it again, for research purposes.

>>9381255
Now you can leech their water and electricity.

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>>9381243
I asked him to thaw the place out, he said no, because it's one of the few places Ice types can survive, it's apparently one of two places in the world that still has wild Mamoswine and Aurorus roaming around, which I didn't realize.

>>9381289
Muscles can bulge like that too

>>9381289
Yes it is. Thiccwife.
>Captcha: Thicke Centro

>>9381289
You are right. Another reason no one will like you and you'll die alone

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>>9381294
(gdi I posted without refreshing)
I gave it back to him, because I don't think I'd be able to resist the temptation of using it again, and annoying Arceus seems like a good way to get smited, smote?

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>>9381288
>"Yeah. I can do that. How's the diner on west B sound? I'll grab us some eats. Hope you like greasy burgers."
>>9381301
...Alright. If I get suicidal enough or hate myself enough I'll come out there.
Being born in Orre doesn't really make cold good for me though.

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>>9381305
Okay, but last time i checked it wasn't as big
>>9381314
But i'm not like that
I think
>>9381319
Well that is just wrong i'm not looking for a parter right now

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>>9381375
>"Works for me. I'll send somebody to check on Seb, and meet you there shortly."
>John: nod to a zap mouse, and get moving.

>>9381294
yeah, if I am lucky I might be able to fin across a water pipe or underground electrical cable.
Though hopefully I am not too far underground for that, if I am then I will just have to find a spot where it isn't so deep and just run some cables and pipes around to where I am working on

>>9381417
Clearly that just means you need to work harder and put on more muscle in those legs.

>>9381417
>I'm not looking for a parter right now
So you just gave up? Well that is much easier then stressing over it

>>9381417
KNIFE THIGHS

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>Ray: wake up.
>Go to check up on Seb at the hospital.
>Hope to every god there is that he lasted the night, and that he's conscious.

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>>9381422
>"Alright, see you soon."
>Desmond: Order some burgers and soda.
>Chill, fiddle with PDA.

>>9381331
Would have been worth the risk, and I say this as a Sinnohese.

>>9381437
Hell, maybe you can even get decent Internet there.

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>>9381375
Fair enough, I guess, I've always liked the snow, so it's not a big deal for me.
But that does prove that humans can be just fine in extreme conditions, isn't Orre like, all desert with maybe one or two grassy areas?

>>9381586
It really wouldn't have, I actually met him, he's terrifying in an existential way.

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>>9381439
Well i guess i could do that men really like thighs, huh
>>9381471
Please, don't flatter me,i'm nothing special
>>9381449
No, i didn't give up
I just busy with work that is all

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>>9381489
>Room 513
>Seb status: maybe unconscious, maybe asleep
>His torso and arms plastered, splintered, bolted and wired all over
>Legs in not a much better condition
>The TV is on and playing a crummy rom-com

>>9381638
>i'm nothing special
Couldn't of said it better myself

>>9381638
Yes yes we do
Now go work them out, and make sure to eat lots of protein so they grow!

>>9381638
I WANT TO WORSHIP YOUR THIGHS

>>9381638
People like being squeezed by them and stuff.
Sort of a fetish thing.

>>9381638
Cute knaifu with cute thighs

>>9380758
Fascinating creatures. With any luck an. Ahem. "Associate" plans on letting me have a look at an Old Amber during this year's Cinnabar Science Symposium. Would be a shame if it happened to go missing...

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>>9381630
Yep. Orre is hot 99% of the time. Especially in the east where I grew up.
I'd be a popsicle anywhere it was less than like... 80F.

>>9381769
oh boy hi antag of the week

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>>9381666
Ow
That hurt my feelings
>>9381688
I will do some thigh training
>>9381710
Thank you?
>>9381731
Hmm, maybe i could try that, if guys like that really much
>>9381733
>blush
T-thank you

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>>9381804
And I'd melt in anything higher than 70, ah well.
Maybe I'll find some other folks interested.

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>>9381657
>Ray nods, comes in, and curls up next to the bed to keep the nerd company.

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>>9381657
>John walks in, in a fairly bulky-looking jacket.
Hey there. Mind if I join Club How Do We Unfuck Ourselves here?

>>9382186
( Fuck. Meant for >>9381577 )

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>>9382076
Have fun.
>>9382186
(Dang you got me I was SB all along.)
>Desmond waves.
Yep, have a seat.
Hell, at least N isn't the type to send hitmen after us I guess.

>>9381945
I'm pretty sure some would.
Remember, though, personality and mutual satisfaction is what keeps a relationship together, not sex.

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>>9382261
At least there's that, and the person who put the whole puzzle together doesn't seem interested in sending a team either. Still, you never know.
First, I'd like to apologize for even getting that idea, and for not informing N about the incident. Or the Metagross.
Second... I'd like to discuss our next move. I'm stuck in the region until Seb's well enough to travel, but after that I should still have a house in Alola. It's going to need work, given that it's been empty a while, but it's paid off.
Your thoughts?

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>>9382151
...
>Rolling...

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>>9382151
>>9382391
>Completely unresponsive
>Might need to try harder

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>>9382433
>Ray: focus, and try to reach out psychically to the nerd.
Come on, bro...

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>>9382372
>Desmond laughs.
All of this was a fucking stupid idea. Giving him the Metagross was a fucking accident waiting to happen.
>Desmond fidgets a bit.
Yeah I can help you get it together. Kag can help move anything in or out and the rest of the team can help clean any trash. I've still got a place here in Unova but... Least I can do is help I guess?

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>>9382477
>...
>.........
>...........................
>The lack of response is physically painful
>Seb status: definitely unconscious

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>>9382548
>A blonde woman appears in Seb's dreamscape, twirling and twisting pink mist between her fingers.
This is interesting.

>SB gets fucked 40 different ways
>b-but humans can survive this!!!
god this is such powergaming bullshit

>>9382579
remember kids, humans are frail unless you're a gm

>>9382579
>character gets laid up in the hospital for weeks, if not months
>powergaming bullshit because he's not dead
(go suck off a knife, dickwad)

>>9382579
(You're being a bit of a cunt but I agree. SB never acted like Seb was the most fit character. No fucking way he'd take the shadow equivalent of a Giga Impact straight on and live.)
(Word your shitposts in a more creative manner, cunt. I do agree with you.)

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>>9382570
>Dreamscape is go
...this is not a case of seeing dead people, is it not?

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>>9382545
I've got two suitcases, a cheap hotel room and my current outfit. That's it.
I'll check on Seb, hope he improves, and hope we don't get rolled in the meantime.

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>>9382322
I know that, i will try to meet a guy who is nice and doesn't frowns on me or is scared of me
Compliments on the internet is good but i only met few who met me in person who weren't intimidated by my appearance
Even in my work people are scared of me sometimes
I got my own dex with a translator so it's easier to explain myself better to customers

Actual bitch about everything man here.
Even I think a character getting killed by random odds is fucking retarded.
Just like you people.

>>9382623
Don't
Knifewife doesn't deserve that

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>>9382649
Alright then. If I can help give me a call.
If you need someone over there I can come.

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>>9382633
I am just as alive as you are...
>The mist is pulled and tugged into a flat sheet which she begins folding
... if not more so. You see....
>A crease here, a fold there, another sheet of mist added to the first
.... you and I....
>The finished mist origami is held up - its shape is that of a large Z, the edges smoother than you would see in actual paper
... are unconscious.

>>9382579
>>9382616
>>9382623
>>9382624
(If you're salty about SB not dying why not fuckin' pull an assassination?)
(He's in a goddamn hospital and only guarded by Ray and John. Any mid tier person could gank them and kill him.)
(Barring Catilin doesn't try and stop it for some reason.)

>>9382666
( GM Ray here. In any situation other than a literal random-chance bullshit thing, I'd say "ded", but this was a random- chance bullshit thing.)
>>9382770
(John's across the river, only Ray's there.)

>>9382770
it would immediately get dismissed as a shitpost

>>9382770
(Caitlin has no way to know. She only sees what SB is seeing in his dream. She also doesn't have a way to magically wake herself up and get there instantly, nor does she have a reason to - SB is just a random unconscious guy to her.)

>>9382789
(Alright.)
>>9382796
(Dude. Start setting up a character now. Make them have an anti-catalyst motive. Have them kill the Ex-Admins. Easy.)
(Please. I'm a GM. I couldn't do it myself. You do it.)

>>9382789
>random- chance bullshit thing
if you didnt want random chance bullshit why did you all make the failtrips rule for shadow pokemon to begin with?

>>9382823
( Blame SB for wanting a fucking Shadow Metagross. )

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I HAVE ARRIVED, CASTELIA CITY!
FACE MY POWERS OF DARKHNESS!

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>>9382769
I've seen psychic tricks but this is definitely takes the cake.
You seem familiar, someone I should recognize right now. Sorry about that, I'm not completely focused.

>>9382624
(Calculated as being hit by a semi truck. High chance of getting splatted but can be survived)
(Even then Seb is out of commission for at least three weeks barring deus ex machina)

>>9382666
>>9382789
(I took the risk and paid for it)

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>>9382823
(If I remember correctly that rule was made by the people playing 33 and 77. They don't have Shadow Metagrosses, but both of them have been severely injured and almost killed by their Pokémon on fail trips, and that was with armor.)
>>9382934
I specialize in astral projection. The dream world is leagues more interesting than the waking one. Maybe you have seen me in a dream before. Or maybe ....
>She drags down a small, pink cloud, patting and shaping it into Unova's general form
.... you recognize me from the League.

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>>9382927
>A weird tan guy with dark hair goes around beating up trainers with his (now LV 60) Weavile

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>>9383065
poop
>pap

>>9382934
>SB actually bothered to calculate the irl survival chance
>Most retard GMs won't do this
>SB did
*Proud Clapping*

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>>9383041
I tend not remember my own dreams, I keep forgetting to ask my... bro about that. Maybe help with mindscapes in general.
...Caitlin.

>>9382820
(You might want to back off from trying to impersonate GMs)

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>>9383155
YOU, GAS CLOUD
FACE THE POWER OF DARKHNESS!
NEOSHADOW, GO!
>Neoshadow used Knock Off!
>252 Atk Weavile Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Cosmog: 422-498 (439.5 - 518.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9383239
>pap weavile
poop

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>>9383267
NEOSHADOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SHOW THIS CREATURE THE POWER OF DARKHNESS!
>Neoshadow used Knock Off!
>252 Atk Weavile Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Cosmog: 422-498 (439.5 - 518.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9383267
Pew!!
>Pap the fellow Cosmog
>>9383294
PEW!!
>Roll to make a voodoo doll of

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>>9383294
>o fug u killed the shiny
poop

>Meanwhile, in Couriway, a young man whose breath smells of wine and whose hands tremble from too much coffee is bellowing his own special brand of fanatical rhetoric.
>His Shuppet and Grumpig lurk nearby while the man and his Braixen keep the crowd's attention.
>Rolling to get more 'recruits' for Cultanon.

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>>9383325
AHA! YOU HAVE BEEN SHOWN THE POWER OF DARKHNESS!
COME, NEOSHADOW, WE MUST EMBRACE OUR DARKHNESS BY SMOTHERING THE LIGHT IN OTHER'S HEARTS!
>Tan man fabulously walks away, his Weavile in tow as he begins to terrorize other trainers

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>>9383315
>>9383325
Sigh.
>Kidnap.
>>9383431
>Dark void.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMk8wuw7nek

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>>9383449
>Miss! (I think)
>Ripped tan man continues to show random trainers the power of DARKHNESS

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>>9383315
...
>Grab your son
>>9383325
>Pick up the dead(?) chil-
>>9383449
>Or not, looks like the husband has it
>>9383431
>>9383498
To attack a child is vile, fiend.
>Rolling
>Evens his pants catch fire
>Odds the spot between his shoulder blade itches all day

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>>9383449
>>9383524
beep
beep
beep

beep
beep
beep
beep

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>>9383524
ALL MUST BE SHOWN THE POWER OF DARKHNESS, REGARDLESS OF AG- GAH! LIGHT! MISSILE DIVER, QUICKLY!
>Missile Diver the Greninja is called out to put out the tan man's pants

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>>9383585
>throw keys at obvious hobo
dance

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>>9383637
FOOL, KEYS OF THIS SIZE DO NOTHING, THEY HAVE NO POWER!
LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF DARKHNESS! BATTLE ME!

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>>9383560
>Just curious here but uh
>What evolution were you planning on evolving this Cosmoem into...?
>Because Pew has been set to evolve into a Lunala and it'd be kinda awkward if we had two shiny Lunala
>Pat the new son
>>9383585
.... I think I shall be going.
>Ghost on out of there
>.... but not before you leave a glow in the dark tattoo on his hand

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>>9383678
ok
>flick more keys at him
i have a bunch of these

>>9382654
Well, best of luck.
Everyone finds someone someday.
Just gotta hold your head high and have hope.

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>>9383746
Those weren't the keys to the snack cabinet, were they?

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>>9383746
THIS IS NOT THE BATTLE I WAS EXPECTING!
WE MUST SHOW THEM THE POWER OF DARKHNESS, NEOSHADOW, REMOVE THIS MAN'S ABILITY TO THROW KEYS AT US!
>Neoshadow used Knock Off!
>It's clearly not intended to hurt, just to get the fucking keys to stop!

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>>9383797
nah theyre moms keys
>>9383841
wow rude
how dare you
lets make this a mirror match
aesthetic
>weavile lv 100 is sent out
>hone claws
>1s now hit

>>9383924
>weavile
>hone claws
This sounds familiar

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>>9383229
Write them down when you wake up. The instant your eyes open grab a notebook and write down the rails of your nightly adventures. And yes, I am Caitlin. But we're not here to talk about me.

>>9383950
don't even start this shit again

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>>9383924
AHA! NOW YOU ARE READY TO FIGHT THE DARKHNESS, COME, NEOSHADOW, POISON THIS ONE'S HEART WITH THE DARKH OF NIGHT!
>Neoshadow used Poison Jab!
>It poisons the opponent on 0s and 2s!

>>9383968
You misunderstand, I don't care about hone claws

>>9383980
(AND I FORGOT THE ACTUAL DAMAGE CALC, GO ME)
>252 Atk Weavile Poison Jab vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 45-53 (16 - 18.8%) -- possible 6HKO

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>>9383950
(Gladi doesn't play Alain, if that's what you mean.)
>>9383924
You threw something of your Mom's at a random man? How cruel. Truly the worst punishment.

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>>9383950
oh shit you got me
wait whatd you get me on
>>9383980
>>9383989
but my kekus
>weavile eats its lum berry
>poison is cured
btfo
>cicle crash
>hit on 1s
+1 252 Atk Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 229-270 (133.1 - 156.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9384012
i know, right

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>>9384034
I SEE YOUR LIGHT IS STRONG, BUT THE DARKHNESS IS STRONGER!
>He pulls out a pokedex with a custom paintjob, and thumbs through it as he pulls out his next pokemon
SOLDIER, ATTEND TO ME, MASTER OF DARKHNESS!
>Soldier (Bisharp) (L60) appears!
>The man finally finds what he's looking for, and this song begins playing from his dex:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5exZQ0oGW6c
GO, SOLDIER, SWORD'S CYCLONE!
>Soldier used Swords Dance!

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>>9384034
Well, while you do that.... there's a McG- I mean, McDonalds, nearby. Do you want anything?

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>>9384119
hey nice
just gonna
if you dont mind
>knock off
>hit on 1s
+1 252 Atk Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 185-218 (111.4 - 131.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9384147
salad pwitty pwease?
but seriously uh
something not too fatty
gotta watch my hourglass figure

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>>9384173
AHA, YOU THOUGHT THE DARKHNESS WOULD HELP YOU, BUT YOU MER- WAIT, WRONG QUOTE, BAH FORGET IT, SOLDIER, LET THE DARKHNESS ENHANCE YOUR STEEL!
>Soldier used Iron Head!
>+2 252 Atk Life Orb Bisharp Iron Head vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 351-416 (124.9 - 148%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9384173
What hourglass figure?
If I'm not back in 10 minutes tell everyone I went on a spiritual journey again.

>>9384213
(did this guy just cut himself off from baneposting)

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>>9384213
man this is just the centuries greatest missoff rn
roll the dice gladi is darkman gonna hit you next turn
>knock off
+1 252 Atk Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 185-218 (111.4 - 131.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9384262
wow N
you hurt me
if you arent back im dragging this dude into mickey ds with me

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>>9383951
Will do.
If you're here to talk about something in particular, what would that be?

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>>9384283
AGAIN, YOU THOUGHT THE DARKHNESS WOULD HELP YOU, BUT YOU HAVE YET TO FULLY EMBRACE IT IN YOUR HEART!
SOLDIER, SHOW THIS PAIR WHAT THE POWER OF DARKHNESS REALLY IS! LET IT ENHANCE YOUR STEEL, SO THAT YOU MAY SMOTHER THEIR LIGHT!
>Soldier used Iron Head!
>+2 252 Atk Life Orb Bisharp Iron Head vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 351-416 (124.9 - 148%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9384283
The greatest miss fight McDonalds will ever see.
>Roll to find the McDonalds
>Inb4 N ends up lost in the Castelia ghetto

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>>9384357
weavs
come on
do i gotta shove beans in you
fucking HIT
>knock off
>hit on 1s
+1 252 Atk Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 185-218 (111.4 - 131.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9384372
seriously

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I have a random feeling of disappoint. It's weird.

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>>9384421
I feel great!
I almost won a fight today.
I don't know where my friend went, though.
Do you know where I can dig up TMs?
I was told they could be found in the ground.

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>>9384414
>Wow look you got an evens
>Congrats
Right. It's just a McDonalds. Simple. Theres probably not that many people there.
>Rolling for the amount of people in line

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>>9384414
RETURN TO THE DARKHNESS, SOLDIER!
COME, MISSILE DIVER, WASH YOUR DARKHNESS OVER THIS PAIR!
>Missile Diver (Greninja) (L60) is sent out!
MISSILE DIVER, CONVERT THIS ONE'S HEART WITH THE POWER OF DARKHNESS!
>Missile Diver used Gunk Shot!
>It poisons on 0s and 2s!
>4 Atk Protean Greninja Gunk Shot vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 67-79 (23.8 - 28.1%) -- 91.2% chance to 4HKO

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>>9384520
>plz save me
>im gonna lose to darkman
>>9384567
>miss almost dubs rip
man im sorry weaves is like
missing like shit
didnt give him his enema of beans today
>cicle crash
>1s blah blah
+1 252 Atk Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Greninja: 222-262 (126.8 - 149.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9384567

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>>9384515
You almost won? That's great, keep training and you'll get there eventually.
If you're digging for them, oui. Otherwise I'd say try behind the Pokemarts

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>>9384605
(This is the second time this has happened, I don't know why)
HE IS MISSING BECAUSE HE HAS NOT EMBRACED THE DARKHNESS IN HIS HEART ENOUGH, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN, MISSILE DIVER, WASH THE DARKHNESS OVER THE ENEMY!
>Missile Diver used Hydro Pump!
>252 SpA Greninja Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Weavile: 67-79 (23.8 - 28.1%) -- 91.2% chance to 4HKO

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>>9384701
>miss
alright weavs youre being a piece of shit
im so feeding you to silvs when i get home
>return
>lv100 pory-z
>thunderbolt the nerd
252 SpA Porygon-Z Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Greninja: 490-578 (280 - 330.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9384605
>You can join me in miss hell
>We have tea and snugs
>I blame the Weaviles desu
... there's no one in line. Well. That makes this simple.
>Try to ignore that wicked anxiety long enough to order that salad and fruit smoothie.

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>>9384775
>miss
(for fucks sake dice STOP)
Right. I'm not even going to shout about Darkhness anymore, this is getting embarrassing.
Missile Diver, if you would please let the Darkhness actually guide your aim instead of believing in your own power, we may actually win this. Wash your dark waters over the enemy!
>Missile Diver used Hydro Pump!
>252 SpA Greninja Hydro Pump vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Porygon-Z: 73-87 (23.3 - 27.8%) -- 77.7% chance to 4HKO

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>>9384681
Thanks!
Those are the blue buildings with lots of people, right?
I'm gonna go look!
>Rolling for success

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>>9384329
Nothing in particular. I spend my sleeping hours conversing with other dreamers, and tonight that is you.
I do find your choice of hours today to be strange. Why sleep so early in the day?

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>>9384785
>help me
>plz
>the pory is missing too
>im literally just on autopilot at this point
>>9384873
uuuuuuuuuuuuugh
pory come on
>thunderbolt
252 SpA Porygon-Z Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Greninja: 490-578 (280 - 330.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9384906
>Sorry babe, can't help
>Unless we like...
>Change the accuracy system
>Hey you got an evens though
>And it took less time than me as Alain so
>Yay
>Husband: return with a salad and fruit smoothie
Do you want me to wait?

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>>9384906
(Holy shit something finally happened again)
MISSILE DIVER WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT EMBRACING THE DARKHNESS ARGH!
VERY WELL, COME OUT OF THE DARKHNESS AND SMOTHER THE LIGHT, LAND ARMOR!
>Land Armor (Krookodile) (LV 60) appears!
LAND ARMOR, EMBRACE THE DARKHNESS IN YOUR HEART AND USE THAT STRENGTH TO FIGHT YOUR FOE!
>Land Armor used Superpower!
>252 Atk Krookodile Superpower vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Porygon-Z: 124-146 (39.7 - 46.7%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>9384876
So, any luck?

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well
today was arlight had got some money
but nothing really special

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>>9384885
Must be because of a critical pokemon handling accident.
It is still the Tuesday, right?

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>>9384973
>nah its cool
>dont worry about it dude
>woo
ehhh
fuck should have asked for a drink
thanks babe
>>9384974
>hit
awesome
great
ok
we got it
big dick is back in town
>ice beam it
252 SpA Porygon-Z Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Krookodile: 444-524 (219.8 - 259.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9385048
>Land Armor is KO!
GAH!
FINE THEN, I SEE YOUR LIGHT REQUIRES MY TRUEST HEARTLESS TO VANQUISH. DARKHSIDE, ATTEND TO ME!
>Darkside (Zoroark) (LV 60) is summoned!
DARKHSIDE, SHOW THEM YOUR POWER! THE POWER OF DARKHNESS!
>Darkside used Knock Off!
>252+ Atk Zoroark Knock Off vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Porygon-Z: 51-61 (16.3 - 19.5%) -- possible 6HKO

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>>9385048
>Aight m8
>Fucking
>Only having 200 N pictures to chose from feels wrong
>Feels restricted as fuck
There's always mine, if you don't mind mango-pineapple.

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>>9385120
oh shit its gonna be a fur off
>pory is switched out/KOed whatever you want
>woosh furry lucario
>aura sphere that mf
252+ SpA Life Orb Lucario Aura Sphere vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Zoroark: 837-990 (523.1 - 618.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9385155
>hoard them all
>lettuceland
>suffer
ehh id rather not chug your entire smoothie

>>9385184
>life orb
kill me
252+ SpA Lucario Aura Sphere vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Zoroark: 644-762 (402.5 - 476.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9385018
I found a blue one?
It doesn't seem to be working.
I'm doing everything.

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>>9385184
>RIP
...PERHAPS MY TRUEST HEARTLESS IS NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR HERE, JUST MY STRONGEST
COME, WORLD OF CHAOS, VANQUISH THE LIGHT!
>World of Chaos (Hydreigon) (LV 65) appears!
PULSE THE DARKHNESS IN YOUR HEART!
>World of Chaos used Dark Pulse!
>252 SpA Hydreigon Dark Pulse vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Lucario: 38-45 (13.5 - 16%) -- possible 7HKO

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>>9385184
>But Gladi
>I've already hoarded all of the images on my pc
>653 images, at this point it's really hard to find non ship art that I don't have
>Should just go ahead and name my pc "salad" at this point.
I suppose you'll have to stay thirsty. It's a shame, watching you get a brain freeze might've been amusing

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>>9385041
No. It is Wednesday, as far as I know. A Pokémon handling accident sound serious, what happened?

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>>9385281
>miss rip
dude come on
check the funny dance
>gladion does the z move dance
252+ SpA Lucario All-Out Pummeling (160 BP) vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Zoroark: 1290-1520 (806.2 - 950%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>do z moves miss
>rip me if they do
>>9385326
>salad pc
>better than my pc name
>or my old one when i was like 12
>present is frytown-pc old one was EPIC-pc
>good times
someday man
then youll get to nurse me back to health

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>>9385220
That's a flying TM. I think you just can't learn the move.

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>>9385379
>Z-moves can't miss!
>You got the wrong pokemon but it doesn't matter!
>DARKHNESS is defeated!
GAH, AGAIN WITH THIS!
COME, MY HEARTLESS, WE MUST GO ELSEWHERE TO STEEP OURSELVES IN THE DARKHNESS!
>He tosses some Dark Gems at Gladion, revives his Hydreigon, and flies away

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>>9385379
>They don't miss man
>You lucked out
>Frytown sounds amazing though
>Brb gonna make a small house out of French fries
>Probably still manage to stab myself
I suppose I'll have to find a nurse outfit just for that day.

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>>9385425
Oh.
What can I learn?
Something strong?

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>>9385372
Struck by a particularly angry Metagross that recently fell into my care.
Looks like I missed a whole day already...
...damn, they must be real worried.

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>>9385434
cya
>>9385220
thats a flying tm dude
keep it for when you evolve
>>9385511
>awesome
>plz dont stab self
>i will cry
dude youd rock a nurse outfit
whats next
who are we harassing
>>9385522
you should probs check it with a flying type bud

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>>9385522
When you're evolved you can probably learn Giga Impact or Hyper Beam. Toxic could work for your current self.

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>>9385564
Oh!
I'll hold onto it then.
Thank you.

>>9385590
Those all sound really cool!
I'm gonna work really hard, and be the cutest and proudest bug there is!

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>>9385564
>Man i don't even try to stab my self
>It just happens
>accident prone as fuck
>no cry plz if you cry ill probs cry
>then well both be crying and itll be sad as fuck
I'll be sure to find one.
Hmm.... Well. Maybe someone in Alola or Kalos?

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>>9385556
I would assume so, but there is little you can do about it. You will wake up when it is time to wake up. Until then we can explore your dreams, if you wish.

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>>9385665
not a problem buggo dude
stay chill
>>9385708
>same here dude
>im mf bandaid land
>buy the colorful kids bandaids it makes you look aesthetic
>ok but will it really be sad when you see my tmnt bandaids
hey that sounds fun
are we taking zekky or silvally the magic flying doggo

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>>9385665
I don't know much about contests, but they sound like something you would like.

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Hello?
Um, can I ask a question?
How do you know if someone's going to lose their job?
I'm scared, my dad says it's okay but it's still scary 'cause I don't wanna not have a home to go back to...
>>9385819
Contests? Are there any of those in Alola?
Do those earn money?

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Anon here. What do you do when you feel like your job is going to end up in your death?

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>>9385758
You too.
Have fun with things!

>>9385819
Don't you compete to be the cutest bug in those?
I think I would win, but I need to train some first!

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>>9385758
>I'm judging you and your TMNT bandaids
>Quick, look at that convenient distraction while I hide the Transformers bandaids
>Okay dude time to be disappointed in me
>I think I gave myself a Lavender allergy because holy shit my chest hurts
Last time we took Zekrom I had to hear him whining about how you were a "filthy degenerate pervert" for the rest of the day. I'll take my chances with Silvally.
>>9385855
Does your father have a reason to be fired?
>>9385891
I would suggest talking to your boss about the issue.

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>>9385891
embrace it and the result

>>9385891
You quit your job and get as far away from it as possible.

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>>9385750
The sooner the better, I got knocked out during a particularly bad workplace crisis.
Speaking of dreams, do you know the significance of seeing the dead self of an alternate timeline?

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>>9385922
Um, he's scared 'cause his boss got fired, and he thinks everybody under his boss might get fired too.
Is there some way you can find someone who can talk to my daddy and tell him it's okay?

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>>9385855
I don't think Alola has them, but they do earn a lot of money.
>>9385916
The cutest and most talented bug. Practice your dancing, it will really help.

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>>9385922
>Cold sweat.
Yes. Okay.
Uh, N, sir. I'm sort of afraid of dying. I already had to get a hotel in Alola and I lost my job with Wulfric. No one in Alola specializes in Ice and...
>>9385940
Nnnoo.
>>9385948
Alright.

>>9385855
>>9385979
Hello young lady, where does your father work?

>>9385891
I'd skip town. No foul in running away from danger.

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>>9385891
Put Remi in a different room.

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>>9386002
Oh, neat!
>>9386047
Um, he's in Alola and he works for Catta-something, fixing some old buildings right now...

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>>9385979
Where does your dad work?
>>9386132
Do you mean Catalyst? What is your father's name?
>>9386043
If you wish to quit I will not blame you. Otherwise I would suggest staying at the Aether Paradise or the Meleme Catalyst building and applying to become an Ice Type Trial Captain.

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>>9386002
Dancing?
Okay!
I'll think of an amazing routine to show everyone.
>Buggo attempts to do that

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>Quincy collapses into bed
>A whole day of running around asking people if they'd be interested in an expedition into the frozen wasteland of Sinjoh, to no luck.
>He pulls one of the ancient scrolls from the saddlebags, and carefully unfurls it next to him
>He can't understand any of the words, but the detailed art shows him all he needs to know
>This scroll shows detailed plans for a new temple, magic runes and all
>Well, maybe an old one, for all he knows this thing already exists somewhere
>But what catches his attention is the design of the building
>It's literally a temple built inside a giant statue of Arceus
>He quickly takes several photos of it and posts them online
Anyone know how to read this or the rune stuff?

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>>9385965
Hm. The death of an alternate self. That likely represents a part of you dying - specifically whatever that self represented. It signifies that you have changed, for better or worse the old you has died.

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>>9386047
I'd rather avoid that.
Who are you?
>>9386120
Uh huh.
>>9386187
I think Trial Captains are chosen by the tapus but I'll give it a try.
>Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
>Go do a thing.
>>9386212
Ice got nothing bud, sorry. Looks like it's based on an early form of the Unown script.

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>>9386187
U-Uh huh! H-his name's Ollie and he's doing a really good job and I'm scared 'cause he's scared and I don't know anyone in Alola and I don't w-wanna be st-stuck on the Routes forever! I d-don't wanna eat d-dirt!
Please, mister, can you help?
Pleeease?

>>9381855
You read too many comic books. Man can't want a snappy paperweight?

>>9386132
Catalyst? Nice folks, if a bit weird. Did a job for them last week.

>>9386187
Hello again, N.

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>>9386303
Hello. Did the payment go through properly? My sincere apologies if it didn't.
>>9386279
Relax. Your father is fine, I have no reason to fire him. He's been doing well at his new job, and if you wish you can tell him so.
>>9386263
Consider it this way... if you are the only ice specialist they shouldn't have too much trouble making a decision.

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>>9386250
Kind of makes sense.
I saw that self multiple times at the beginning of the year, then one last time the first night after I left my old home. I felt relieved the last time, somehow.

Guess I will be here a while.

>>9386263
Just some traveling mechanic and general handyman, often working for the Kalosian and Unovan League.

>>9386380
Payment received, thanks for asking. One of your admins helped with that.

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>>9386380
Oh my gosh, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
You're the best, Mister!
I'll tell him now!

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>>9386380
That works. Thank you, sir. Uh, I'm probably going to stay plainclothes for a while. Nothing against the uniforms. I'm just kind of scared.
>Berg goes to see if he can get a trial captain spot.
>>9386414
Ah, alright. Did you ever work on Wulfric's stuff? You might have been there on one of my few off days.

so whats a good way to stop water from flowing through a pipe for a while when you don't have access to any way to shut off the water flow the proper way?
I thought about attempting to freeze the pipe with an ice pokemon, but I don't own any pokemon at all

>>9386520
Not sure, but freezing it will burst the pipe.

>>9386520
Find an Alolan Ninetails. The frostyfox makes everything better.

>>9386479
About two weeks ago, one of the rings in the gym began spinning uncontrollably. Great guy that Wulfric, helped along in getting it under control.

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>>9386263
That would make sense, okay, if no one can read this here, does anyone know where I might find someone who can?
>Quincy's mind is shifting into high gear as it puts the pieces of an idea together
>After the religious experience he had today, he's determined to settle Sinjoh, and worship Arceus
>This temple gives him a way to do both, it's large enough to be a town all it's own, contained in stone that is presumably strengthened with magic
>No one would have to freeze, there would be plenty of room to grow food... and they could even have space set aside for Pokemon, special living quarters to suit their needs
>The problem is that even scaling the current plans -as far as his untrained eyes can tell- wouldn't be big enough to have quarters for every type
>But... what if instead of just one town-temple, he could manage eighteen?
>Ambitious? Yes
>A road so bumpy and full of blocks no normal idiot could do it? For certain
>Possible, with lots of time and effort? Absolutely

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>>9386657
Yeah I think he told me to take that day off and get some training. Heard about that.
Thanks, bud.
>>9386660
Uhhhhh... Probably some Sinnohian Arceusists. You could try heading over to Spear Pillar and asking the two that are there...
Uh... That library in Sinnoh? I went by it when I was getting a Swinub...
I can't read that stuff, sorry. I'm a pretty weak Kyurem worshipper myself.

>>9386546
I was more of thinking of like useing the ice at the end of the pipe to stop the water coming out after I open up the pipe. kinda like a cap, but made of ice
I think I will just attempt to connect my shit to it as quickly as possible without much water getting anywhere, worst case scenario, the underground ends up a little wet
>>9386632
I don't think its even possible to get that pokemon in sinnoh, but good Idea

-the underground hermit

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>>9386750
Spear Pillar, Library, got it!
>He furls up the scroll again, tucking it into his coat and rushing out the door of his hotel
Come on Quin, think, think, this can work, you can do this, you need someone that can understand runes and an Architectural genius to make sure these statues are stable, not to mention a fucking army of workers to build the things, and the building materials...
>Quincy is starting to realize the scope of his new task, but pushes on, making his way to the library first, with some direction assistance from the internet, and Zem's wings, the trip is quick.
>He is glad to find the library is open 24/7, and enters, looking around

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i'm home back from work and now i see that the remodelation of my house made by the regis seem to be going soundly
how did they make all this with so few material?

>>9386750
No problem, man.

>>9386889
Having seen an attempt like that before, I can tell you the ice will just pop out and do a worse mess. Plumbing is annoying but it is a must.

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>>9386993
>Put hat on Stuntbro.
Your house helps much.

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>>9387057
>hat aquired
well, you're welcome?
so how much until it's complete?

>>9387055
Doesn't matter anyway, like I said I don't even own any pokemon so that Idea was gone before I even thought of it
guess I will be getting wet
-underground hermit

i wanna fuckin die

>>9387534
i wanna fuckin kiss a couple of gays

>tfw rocket fell 60 years ago

>>9387557
eat my butt bones

>>9387534
No anon. Things may seem like shit but they do get better, even if they seem they aren't.

>>9387582
new phone who dis

>>9387557
Go to bed Bones. Or Jiji.

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>>9387534
Same.

On a different subject. What's a good place to grab some birds? I wanna do the Kanto and Johto challenge before I kill myself.

>>9387655
ask dave

>>9387559
Thankfully so.

>>9387653
but it's only midnight

>>9387711
What if it comes back?

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>>9386968
>Rolling to see if anyone in the library knows diddly shit about the language
>Or if there's a book he can read

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Hi there
Does anyone know a good place to get rugs
Comfy warm ones
And lots of them

>>9387534
I want to die being strangled in adri's thunder thighs

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>>9387693
you called
>>9387655
sinnoh has best birds

>>9387715
(Jiji is in commieforina time
Bones is in nowheresvill time)
>>9387721
They won't

>>9387733
Oblivia

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>>9387715
(Don't care. Get in the bed.)

>>9387655
Why would you want birds when you could have ghosts?

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>>9387733
Kalos has good ones.
>>9387737
Nice. Guess its time to travel.
Where do I get one of those mega things?

>>9387753
yeah exactly it's only midnight

>>9387761
senpai please

>>9387734
Don't know who that is but I agree with the sentiment, I need a Pokemon with delicious thick thighs to wrap them around my face and force me to inhale their scent.

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>>9387754
>>9387766
Okay cool
Um
How do I get rugs from there to rural Unova
Im asking for a friend
A friend with cold feet

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>>9387766
kalos or hoenn dude

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>>9387761
Ghosts remind me of my inevitable death.
Gengar are cool though. Might pick one up.
>>9387822
Ebay. Drones.
>>9387827
Sweet. Thanks, Dave.
>>9387734
Is that the knife thing that makes clothes? I heard she makes bitchin' scarves.

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>>9387761
>smoochbug comes out of cam's hair again
>i guess he lives there now
>smooch

>>9387822
Uh, maybe they have some kinda website? With shipping? No idea.

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>>9387788
(Sick dubs, but you're still getting in the bed)

>>9387849
Duuuuude, Gengar are awesome. Made for snugs. Cute little gasbags made of hate and cuddles.

>>9387866
>pet

>>9387797
She's a bisharp that makes clothes in kalos
And she has some nice thighs despite she saying otherwise
I was on her shop once
It was a pretty nice place

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>>9387724
>A book, it's something
>Thankfully a trainers license lets him check it out
>He and Zem fly back to the hotel, and the study begins

>>9387904
>borb wants to get in bed with bones
Heh.

>>9387904
fiiiiiine

>>9387941
shh

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>>9387904
>smoochbug reacts to the petting like a happy puppy
I like your petting human

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>>9387912
Oh, a bisharp? Huh, wouldn't they be really uncomfortable to hold because of those blades they've got?
I dunno, maybe I'm just a bit to vanilla, I'd prefer something like an Inciniroar or Lucario or something
...in fact this image about sums up what I'd like in a Pokemon lover, though I don't like how inaccurate it is, Inciniroar don't have boobs of course, but still.

>>9387982
>Can't tell if this is someone shitposting in emrys is name
H*ck

>>9387982
>>9388032
LUCY

>>9388060
(Don't you start this shit. It's late. Go to bed.)

>someone new postig
>everyone shitting up discord
>>9387849
discord says to fuck off

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I got my Trainers card
And I just bought rugs
Why are rugs so expensive
>>9388097
( No u, Discord may be a shitfest right now but we like new dudes )

>>9387982
LUCY

>>9388097
(You don't talk for the Discord)
(stfu and get out)

>>9387849
(You're good)

>>9388097
(fuck off)

>>9388097
>new
newfag detected

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>>9387904
Damn I didn't know they made ghost versions of me. I'll get one, thanks.
>>9388097
(Waiting for (You)s is hell)
>>9388120
(Kay-o)

>>9388115
Does your trainer know what are you doing?

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>>9388097
(Or how about you fuck off, considering that's not what we said.)
>>9387849
no probs dude
lookin forward to getting a challenge
you starting in johto or kanto

>>9388097
(What? Did the discord shit itself because someone is secretly straight?)

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>>9387963
(shit, that was easy)

>>9387967
I like dead things!

>>9388134
Have fun! Remember not to let it go outside unsupervised at night! That's how you end up with dead neighbors.

>>9388032
(Why would you think it's me, that image had floppy oversized tits and it's completely inaccurate, it's disgusting)

>>9388190
(Cause you are straight.)

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>>9388134
Don't let your dreams be memes
Snug that ghost
>>9388144
Yes
Maybe
Kinda
He was complaining about the floor being cold everywhere he'll thank me
>>9388162
Aren't you the hero champ guy from kanto?
Thats so cool
I've only ever done one or two gyms but it was fun

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>>9388162
Kanto since its my home. Better have fun, I'm comin'.
(Am I gonna have to get in the discord or anything becase you guys already had a psychopath idk if you guys need a sociopath too.)
(I'd correct typos but honestly I can't be bothered ooc.)
>>9388187
Yep. None of those already.
Thanks purple chick.

>>9388212
(I swing both ways, mate)

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>>9387925
>Exhausted, and having barely a word translated, Quincy flops into bed and falls asleep

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>>9388249
tell the new viridian gym leader dudes i said hi
(It's easier for us to communicate and answer questions and what not if you're in the Discord, but if it makes you uncomfortable we're not going to force you or something)
>>9388245
uhh you might be thinking of red
im not a hero
and also im from alola so like
rip but thanks anyway
maybe you guys can try again some time

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>>9388249
Watch out for Koga
Invisible wall mazes are not nice to heads
I heard so many trainers get mad at his maze
That and Toxic
Lots of Toxic