/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #74: Drunk Jackass Edition Previo

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>>9374845

>>9366318
>How about Hazel sleeping sprawled out in the newd? Or Dandelion in a tub sopping wet and looking at the camera? Or Clover masturbating? Much love /d/ for being based.

Which is which?

>>9375063
No idea. Just use more well-known satyrs instead.

borked?

I'd post some new colors, but image uploading seems to be broken at the moment.

>>9376676
You could always link them in an imgur gallery.

>>9375063
Sorry was sleeping.

Dandelion is the armless one
Hazel is legless
Clover is infertile but has all her body parts

>>9376724
>Clover is infertile but has all her body parts
She must be the cheapest one.

>>9375063
>>9376739
>Cheapest
Maybe in the bun empire but she in the regular world a plump cutie who never gets pregnant would be very valuable as waifu material

>>9376676
Im having that same issue.

>>9376772
>waifu material
>Not sex toy
I'm not going to waifu any of that retarded inbred bunny crap. But I would definitely fuck one.

Colored DJ's cute new Peach art.

http://imgur.com/a/bUagP

>>9374845
Wrong board
>>>/mlp/

Colored another old art too.

http://imgur.com/a/3gKP0

>>9374910
Colored this.

http://imgur.com/a/TElGM

Not 100% sure about her chest/arm garment, but I guessed that it was intended to be a transparent veil of some sort.
Correct me if I'm wrong.

>>9376800
>>9376822
>>9376832
Not porn.

>>9376832
>>9376822
>>9376800
Cool thanks for the colored edits man. They came out great!

So which satyrs get shit faced and flash?

>>9377969
>Shit faced
It's not possible for a satyr to get more than a comfortable buzz going.

>>9378078
Do satyrs wear comfy lewd wear for a comfy home buzz?

>>9377969
Glimmer.
She almost never drinks, and has very low alcohol-tolerance.
Once she went to a party where there was alcohol, got completely shit-faced, took her top off and started dancing and doing air-guitar riffs on the table.
Rory had to pull her down and firmly escort her out.
Afterwards, she puked so hard she pissed her pants and passed out, so he had to carry her into her room and put her to bed.

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>>9378198
Hell yeah boi.
I imagine a lot of satyrs wear minimal stuff when it's just them the person they get lewd with.

>>9378198
>>9378355
Doesn't even have to be lewd.
I imagine satyrs tend to be pretty casual about nudity, due to the influence of Equestrian culture where most natives are naked most of the time.

>>9378460
Uhuh, and I suppose humans and their culture don't exist in your world?

>>9378930
They exist, but they are a vanishingly small minority compared to native Equestrians and have little or no real influence or power.

>>9379086
>Implying most satyrs wouldn't listen to their human parents and be proud of their human part
It's almost like you have the headcanon that all satyrs were born as adults and all live on their own.

>>9379152
It does seem like most satyrs would place emphasis on their human relatives, given that humans there are either rare, or one of a kind, depending on setting. So there's a degree of familiarity that's hard to get anywhere else.

>>9378283
Glimmer parties hard and for cheap

>>9379152
>>9379375
I do have some silly ideas for what they pick up
>Some of the American ones refuse to bow to royalty. They will offer to shake hands.

>>9387501
Purity Quartz is a badass cutie.

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>The fire crackles in the hearth as the last rays of the sun drown in vibrant oranges and reds beneath the thick blanket of clouds.
>Setting down your book, you crack your shoulders before throwing on your gear.
>Boots, a short sword, and a simple chainmail shirt.
>Lantern in hand, you set out on your nightly patrol.
>The streets of Eweloe are as they've always been.
>Quiet and bare. Most residents of the hamlet have long since headed in as the sun set.
>But tonight, your main concern isn't the occasional drunk straggler. It's your little Eirwen.
>She had, as she had so many times before, stayed out late. She likely just fell asleep during a work break again.
>You stay alert as you walk the streets, cobblestones clacking beneath your heel as you divert your attention back and forth between searching for your wayward girl and keeping an eye on the drunks stumbling home.
>It's hard to stay hidden in a village of less than four hundred, however.
>Coming across a section of incomplete, new fencing near a bilberry crop, you know you've found her.
>Easily vaulting the waist high fence, your suspicions are confirmed when you find the young ewe sprawled atop a small mound of earth, snoozing away.
>You smile to yourself. The slow paced life of hamlet life suited her perfectly.
>Reaching down to wake her, you suddenly second guess yourself.
>Its been weeks since you've had to so much as break up an argument, and Eirwen's right here. Slacking off for just a little while won't hurt.

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>>9391533
>Ensuring the fence provides some cover, you free yourself from your pants, you decide to avail yourself of Eirwen's longstanding permission to freely use her body.
>Letting your hands wander, you relish in the sensation of her soft, woolen curls as you slowly spread her legs.
>Gently prodding her entrance, you begin pushing your way in.
>Eirwen's body stiffens slightly for a moment from the sudden change, before going lax once more.
>Slowly but surely, you gain speed, your daughters tight tunnel naturally grasping as you work away.
>As your pace increases, so too does the steady stream of soft bleats emanating from the satyrs mouth.
>Now in the groove, you reach forward, fondling Eirwen's soft breasts as your grunts mix with her bleats.
"Ey 'Non!" a voice cries out.
>Loosing complete control in your surprise, you dump your entire load into your little lamb's womb.
>Looking over, you see your neighbor Derryth standing beneath an oak mere meters away.
>"Somethin' the matter, hun? I heard noises."
>Surprised, you remember the fence obscuring your lower half.
>Carefully clamping a hand over Eirwen's mouth to stifle her bleats, you turn to your friend.
"It's nothin' lass. Just chasin' a fox away from the crops is all. Can take it out of ya'."
>"I'd expect so. Ya want any help?"
>You shudder slightly, a fact clearly missed by the drunken ewe, but you try to keep calm.
"Thanks, Derry, but it's all over now. Why dontcha head on home, fog's rollin' in."

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>>9391538
>With a nod and smile, she obliges, stumbling back into the street.
>Sighing in relief, you pull out, a faint trickle of semen flowing from Eirwen's used hole.
>Pulling the satyr into your arms, you carry her bridal style back to your cozy little house, before setting her in bed.
>Tucking her in, you give her a small kiss on the forehead and turn to leave.
>"Dad?" she calls out softly from behind you.
"Yes my little lamb?"
>"Today wasn't a safe day."
>You smile.
"I know, sweetheart."
>"Love you, dad."
"I love you too, Eirwen."
>Lantern in hand, you step back into the foggy streets.

>>9391541
unf

Mistake still big into guns? Does she use that to hit on Anon?

>"I'll clean your barrel Mr. Anon."
>"Want to do some target practice in MY range? It's really tight and narrow."
Etc?

>>9395460
How would she be into big guns...? They don't have that shit in Equestria, unless you call a flintlock rifle a big guy.

>>9395467
There was a HC way back where Mistake was a gun enthusiast. Not so much into only big guns. I rather liked that head canon and maybe human tech becomes more prevalent as time goes on. Or you canon that a constant portal exists where tech can be brought in.

>>9395467
It's just for fucking fun, you moron. There are tons of art out there with ponies using modern weapons. Do you tell the artists who draws it that Equestria doesn't have those kind of guns as well?

Now I want to see Mistake reading a gun magazine while touching herself.

>>9395963
>"Oh!~ The nickel boron finish on that bolt carrier group. Oh!"

Who else would be a gun enthusiast?

>>9396134
Utah if gunslinger head canon.
Gala would appreciate the intricate designs since she can be a tinker.
Glimmer or Rory but not both.
Muddle would love them but never had seen a real one.

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>>9396134
did someone order some freedom?

>>9396134
Maverick, Stormwalker, Misery, and Sirius

>>9391541
welsh/10 not too baaad

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>>9395963
Does she have a boner for rosewood grips? I do.

Is Ariana the most mediocre satyr?

>>9397305
Yes

>>9396307
I'd throw in the rest of the Apples have at least an understanding.
I do think Feather can use one if she wanted to and Petunia knows a few basics.

>>9397305
And the satyr that everyone has been circlejerking over the most recently.

>>9391847
>>9396712
Glad you guys liked it. Been trying to get back into writing recently, and to learn to draw.
Nothing more than one-shot shits and shitpost tier art, but it's something to do.

>>9397345
Oh now i wanna see that chubby Petunia with little oil stains as she proudly holds her well oiled butt stock.

>>9397649
It would be a lot less of a shitpost tier if you were to write about satyrs whose Equestrian parents aren't nobodies or monsters.

>>9398038
This. I really don't care about a nameless sheep who's personality isn't even discernable from all the other sex craved satyrs

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>you accidentally walk in on Hiki taking a piss in an alley

What happens?

>>9399796
Make love to her ponut while encouraging her to let it all out.

>>9399796
Ask her why her pee defies gravity and anatomy logic.

>>9400067
kek

>>9400067
It's unicorn magic!

>>9399796
How does one accidentally walk in on someone in an alley?

>>9399796
You say hello then piss in the puddle. Why else would you be in an alley?

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Which satyrs would you anally dominate?

>>9403463
Snapshot for male
Candy for female

Satyr a cute

>>9403463
only interested in vaginal desu senpai

>>9401658
You just happen to walk into a particular alley right at the same moment someone else happened to be using it as a toilet.
Possibly because you also intended to use it as a toilet.

Walking into the alley wasn't an accident, you just didn't expect anyone else to be there.

>>9401679
I'd piss in Hiki's puddle.

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So, /sad/
>Have satyr step daughter
>She comes on to you
>Do you fug her, or remain loyal to waifu? Or try to herd it up?

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>>9408223
Herd it up is always the correct answer, whether the daughter is step or not.

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>>9408415
>That gif
That is such a cute gif. U draw it? Mind doing one of this cute dragon if ya can?

>Herd always correct
Nothing like family bonding my man. Who would you herd if ya can?

>>9408458
Oh no no, it's been around for well over a year, artist unknown.

>who would you herd
Hmm, Hope, Gumdrop, Yuzu, Mistake, Peach, and Eirwen.
And most importantly, Kimmy/Mera and Ariana, since I was the guy who originally requested both of them and spitballed some of their designs. They hold a bit of a special place in my heart.

>>9408555
let's say I'm sober enough to draw...requests?

those that pique my interest, get a lewdle

or maybe I'll just pass out as usual ...

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>>9409188
I assume you didn't quote my post on purpose?

Petunia with butchers lines drawn on her?
No actual guro, though. Just as a sort of fetish play thing for her.

>>9409188
Go pass out. Sleep is better than this.

>>9409215
>I assume you didn't quote my post on purpose?
yes, you are correct. i'm sorry. i'm too drunk to draw

>>9409490
i agree. goodnight

>>9409645
No worries, man. Get some rest.

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Goodnight bump.

Sloppy drake makeouts

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>>9411557
The best kind.

Bump me like an animal.

>>9411557
with lots of tongue

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Page 10 in an hour? What's going on?

>>9414786
That seems weird. At a quick glance in /trash/ I don't see any obvious spam threads.

>>9414856
And back to 9 in 43.

>>9415444
The other /trash/ threads must be going nuts today for some reason.

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>Tools in hand, you walk confidently toward the barn.
>The large doors stand open, letting you see the heifer easily.
>The rest of the herd is in the field. Better to not spook them anyway.
>By the time the cow hears you, it's already too late as a cattle prod slams into her stomach.
>She twitches briefly before falling to the ground, giving you ample time.
>You bind her wrists behind her back and attach a chain to her septum piercing.
>With a rough tug, you pull the groaning, disoriented cow to her hooves, shoving a wad of cloth in her mouth as you do so.
>She turns to you, tears in her eyes as she moos something out from behind her gag.
"To the stall, cow." you demand as you pull her.
>Petunia tearfully complies, laying herself across her modified milking rack.
>Quickly locking her in place, you seek produce a jumble of suction cups.
>With a click, the machine whirs gently to life, procuding enough suction to hold the cups in place.
>One by one, you connect the tubes to each of her six nipples.
>With little care or concern, you turn the pump up to its highest setting.
>Petunia writhes in discomfort as the machine pulls her teats with nearly bruising force, filling the tubes with a constant flow of creamy milk.
"Don't worry, ol' gal. It'll be alright." you casually say as you slide on a long plastic glove, lubing it up."
>Hoisting up her tail, you manage to take her by surprise, having your finger two joints deep in her rear before she registers to clench.

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>>9416210
>The satyr moans and groans as you push deeper, her ring squeezing and gripping your hand every inch of the way.
>Finally however, you find yourself so deep in the you sink wrist deep with ease.
>Your hand feels like it's in a tight, twitching oven.
>Squirting a bit more lube around the cows stretched hole, you press on again, forcing yourself ever deeper.
>She fights every step of the way, but soon, you've hooked yourself elbow deep.
>Pulling back a bit, you feel around inside her, soon finding your target.
"Bads news Petunia. Seems you haven't got a calf." you say with a mocking undertone as your grope and squeeze her womb through her anal wall. "And you know what happens to cows when they can't calf."
>She looks away, sobbing softly as she stares straight ahead while you pull the glove off.
"Don't worry, you've got till the end of this milking." you coldly comfort her as you unzip your pants.
>There is no gentleness in your actions, you simply line yourself with the minotaur's tight hole, and roughly penetrate her.
>She struggles against you, clenching, squirming, trying futily to pull away.
>Despite her resistance, her cunt is soft and giving.
>You give her flank a sharp, hard smack, eliciting a muffled moo.
>Another smack as you pick up pace, the sounds of your blows mixing with the squelching of her naturally loose and sloppy bovine pussy.
>Pumping ever faster, you take her tail in one hand, a horn in the other, jerking her uncomfortably backwards as you batter her hole.

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>>9416219
>Her impressive heat and wetness wash over you as you fuck with abandon.
>With a final, hard thrust, you hilt yourself, forcing your cockhead against her womb as you unleash a torrent of pent up lust into her deepest reaches.
>Freeing yourself, you see that the milking tubes have long since run dry, Petunia's bountiful mammaries red and swollen as the machine ever tries to harshly pull just one more drop from her.
>Having some mercy, you click off the machine and quickly free her swollen nipples from their prisons, eliciting small sighs of relief from the heifer.
>That relief, however, is very short lived.
"On your hooves, cow." you bark, taking her nose leash in hand while removing the restraints binding her to the stall. "To the showers, now."
>The trip is short, but tearful.
>Immediately, you loop another chain attached to the ceiling through the ropes binding her wrists.
>Without a word, you blast her with a hose. Petunia shifts fruitlessly to escape the piercing, icy water spraying the dirt, grime, sweat and sex from her body.
>By the time you're done, her gag is now soaked, making it hard for her to breathe.
>That simply won't do. Pulling the wet rag from her mouth, the cow moves her jaw experimentally for a moment, trying to readjust.
>Just then, she takes a deep breath.
>The shrill beginnings of a scream die in her throat when you bring your cattle prod to her crotch, silencing her with a nearly shattering burst of electricity to her most sensitive of spots.
>The minotaur stares down, eyes wide and mouth agape in agony, letting you easily stuff a dry cloth into her mouth.
>Unable to fight, beg, or scream, the the broken cow can only watch in horror as you produce a marker and, one spot after another, begin dividing her.

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>>9416227
>Limbs, flanks, shanks, ribs, all neatly divided by ink outlines.
>As a final cruelty, you slide a standing mirror in front of her, to wallow in her fate while you grab your final tools.
>Moments later, she hears your return, a bag of unknown tools in one hand, an axe scraping the concrete in the other.
>Giving the chain another yank, her arms are pulled uncomfortably hight above her back, forcing the cow to bend over to attempt to compensate.
>A table is wheeled in front of her, placing her face against its surface.
>At last, she feels the marker again, making a series of lines across her neck.
>There's a small jabbing sensation at the end, and the last thing she sees as her vision fades is you staring her down as you sharpen your blade.
-
>Sometime later, Petunia awakens in her room.
>Her mind hazy, she sees the bright sunlight flitting in and tries to patch together what in the world she's doing in bed at midday.
>Body aching, she pulls back the covers to find herself covered in bruises, bandages and marks, the nose burning smell of medical rubs wafting from under the blanket.
>It all starts coming back to her, when she notices something on her bedside table.
>A large tray filled with food, and a note.
>"Petunia. Sorry if I was too rough, but I hope it was everthing you wished for. I made your favorites and took care of your chores. I'll be in the other room. Call me if you need anything. - Anon"
>With a small smile, the famished satyr dug in.

Give me some time to read this

>>9416236
Remember to save your story so others can find it in the searchable archive.

>>9417502
I will. Always save everything I write.

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Bump
9 in an hour again.

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Best boy and girl

>>9419286
Good girl, shit boy.

>>9419312
What's wrong with Utah?

>>9420217
You just can't really talk about Petunia without him being involved.

>>9420303
but >>9416210 just posted a whole thing with Petunia without Utah in it. idk what you mean about that.

>>9420477
That..was me, man.

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>>9420698

>>9374845
ech

Late night bump.

>>9419312
>>9420303
More like the other way around.

>>9427760
We sometimes talk about Utah and Darcy too.
Petunia doesn't really have any other ships that I can think of.

Bumo

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>>9427867
>We
You mean you.

>>9429723
False. I'm another proponent of the Utah and Darcy ship.

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>>9429749

>>9429723
I'm gonna have to color this pic sometime.

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>>9427867
You forgot Feather
>>9429749
I'm personally not a fan.

>>9430180
>You forgot Feather
Oh yeah, her too.
Although that's usually at the same time as Petunia.

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Need a Daybreaker satyr ASAP senpai

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>>9430332

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>>9429985
Don't suppose you'd be willing to swap the babies eye colors in this pic to make it in line with Hope and Gumdrop?

>>9430808
Looks like the eye colors are swapped, assuming the purple-haired baby is supposed to be Gumdrop?

>>9431657
That's what I meant. Their eye colors should be swapped.

And yeah. Maybe Gumdrop was one of those kids who's hair was a much different color when she was first born, and over the first few years, the respective portions lightened or darkened.

>>9408458
>Who would you herd if ya can?
Ariana, Broil, Peach, Darcy, Melody, Annie, Purity Quartz, Dagger, Sapphire and Drizzle.

Bumo

>>9430188
Well, it's usually a coin flip for who he ends up marrying. They're both important people in his life. Think of it like Lois Lane and Lana Lang.

>>9434034
He could just end up with both of them.

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>>9429723
>>9429985
Colored it.

>>9429749
>>9429842
I assume you're also the same people who genuinely wants to marry your own cousins?

>>9435565
Her skin looks rather pasty. It kinda works for her.

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>>9435838
I picked most of her colors from this.

And I agree.
I think pale skin suits her.
Unhealthy eating, chronic sleep deprivation, smoking and casual drug abuse takes its toll.

>>9436247
She needs the drugs to maintain awareness when master's torturing the piss out of her. Wouldn't do to pass out from blood loss and miss it, now would it?

>>9436289
If she frequently indulges in sexual activities that involve blood loss, that in itself would probably contribute to her paleness.

>>9436333
Yeah, that's what I was driving at.
If she's a masochist, Tonsils is not the sort who'd do it half way.

>>9436358
Nothing makes her cum harder than being on the edge of hypovolemic shock.
The first time she tried it, she came so hard her stream fried a computer across the room.

>>9435811
If I had a cute female cousin who was into me, hell yes I would.

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Best Tonsils canon in my opinion is

>Her being very tired and having a hopeless outlook on life
>Has heavy passionate sex with nurse anon to take her mind off it all
>Is usually very negative and uses up any positive energy during work when she has to be cheery and sweet for the clients
>Criminal activity is kept to a minimum but she is not afraid of doing them

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>>9437167
^This

>>9437182
I guess in this headcanon her medical license isn't written in crayon?

>>9434798
I'm not a fan of harems for the most part. It feels like having your cake and eating it too. There's also that I think both change his life too significantly if that makes sense. I'm not going to complain about it if someone likes it, but it isn't my cup of tea.

>>9437182
Mine is where Equestria retains a more medieval setting, and her father/boyfriend, (either, both, same person?) taught her, since a lot of basic information of today would have been groundbreaking 500 years, or even 150 years ago.

Result is, she's a lot like a late 1800's early 1900's doctor. Has the best intentions, but does a lot of morally questionable stuff because there's a lot of medical areas that are simply nothing but the unknown.

>>9437370
Two girls don't make a harem, do they?
I figure in this headcanon they started out as rivals competing for him, but ended up becoming friends and deciding they could both love him. All 3 of them would be equal lovers.

>>9444047
>That drip
Would you harvest your daughters mare juices?

>>9445889
Cuuuuute. This new?

>>9437511
So you want Utah to become the new Timber?

>>9446217
He already did a few months/year ago. Are you new or something? Seriously, it was a very prominent shit storm.

>>9444080
No. But I would harvest a satyr's mare juices so long as it isn't my own fucking child.

>>9444080
What would I use it for?

>>9446627
Make moonshine out of it.

>>9446831
I guess you could use it as a flavour additive, but you'd still have to use fruit as the main ingredient.
Sounds like something the Apples might do.

>all the Apple satyr girls masturbate (after a thorough shower, of course) and squirt their squash soup in a jar
>they make moonshine from apples, adding the satyr squash soup for flavour
>all of Equestria praises them and their "secret ingredient" for making the best moonshine in Equestria

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I need help identifying some satyrs.
Anyone know who this is?

>>9448167
Melody

>>9448545
Thanks.

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What about this one?

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>>9448577
>delicious arm pit shot
Cant say I know for sure who that is. But I'd say maybe Cider. Only one with small tits I can think of.

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>>9448724
Yeah, could be Cider I guess.
Those panties look kinda similar to the ones in this pic.

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What about this one?
Looks like it could be a Flash Sentry-based satyr or something, but not sure.

>>9448756
For sure she is Flash Sentries kid. I dont recall her name though. /d/ drew that pic so it wont be long before we get the name.

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>>9448775
Neat.

What about this one?
Could be Glimmer I guess?

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>>9448814
That thats Glims.

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>>9448846
Nice. Next one.
Could possibly be Peach?

>>9448858
>Bow on tail
Yeah, thats peach

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What about this one?

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>>9448925
I think thats Glimmer again.

>>9448925
That's gibbous

>>9448959
Not many other satyrs being depicted with glasses. Even Glimmer isn't very often. Kind of a shame really. We need more bespectacled cuties.

>>9448971
Could be her too I guess, though I don't recall her ever being drawn by anyone other than OneOverTwo.

>>9448998
I drew it, mang :V
>>9448756
I never decided one for her. Probably something overly feminine.

>>9449014
Ah, neat. That's settled then. It's Gibbous.

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This one might be Darcy?
Although her face makes me think of Android 18 from Dragonball Z.

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>>9449014
>I drew it, mang :V
You should state so in the original comment mang.

>I never decided one for her. Probably something overly feminine.
How about Arimathea? Or Arma?

>>9449031
Pretty sure thats Darcy too

>>9449014
>I never decided one for her. Probably something overly feminine.
Huh. We should try to come up with a name for her.

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What about this one?

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>>9449073
>>9449014
I vote for Longinus. Maybe Flash calls her Giny for short?

>>9449087
Maybe Ace? Hard to tell but /d/ prob would know

>>9449099
>Longinus
That sounds like a boy's name.

>Giny
Could work. Not entirely convinced.

>>9446237
How is he like Timber?

>>9449087
I found the post it originated from in the archive.
Apparently it's Prism.

http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/2604488/#2695164

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>>9449126
Just tossing some names.
>Boys name
I could see her having a boys name.

Maybe Halberd but pronounced (Haleberd)?

>>9449188
MAybe because he has 2 women fawning and fighting over him? Not him btw but just speculating since most of the Utah complaints have to do with either Petunia or Feather Heart.

>>9449223
>Maybe Halberd but pronounced (Haleberd)?
Hallie for short?

>>9449237
Oh thats a really good one.

>>9449188
He's not. He happens to have 3 different girls he's sometimes paired with.
>>9449223
I always thought it was different headcanon pairings. It's not really a big deal though.

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This one's from the same thread as the last one, but I don't see any mention of who it is. Maybe also Prism?

>>9449126
it is a boy's name, specifically it's the name of the guy who stabbed jesus in the side with a spear.

>>9449272
Hair's reminiscent of Dash so it's almost certainly Prism.

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>>9449261
>3 different girls he's sometimes paired with.
Petunia, Feather, and Darcy? (Not a fan of the Darcy ship desu senpai since we already have an incest saturation.)

>>9449261
>It's not really a big deal though.
It really isnt. But anons gonna anon I guess.

>>9449272
More than likely Prism. She gets some love from tiem to time

>>9449276
Ah, not familiar with that story.
In any case, I prefer Halberd/Hallie.

>>9446017
Nah.

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>>9449301
Here's another one.
The Derpibooru post isn't tagged with any name either, before anyone wastes their time checking.

Any ideas?

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>>9449341
Shit I have absolutely no idea who that is. I've never even seen it before.

>>9449341
If I recall correctly, that isn't any specific satyr.
Just a random one drawn when the threads were young.

>>9449072
sorry, it still feels weird to yell "this is /d/" before asked.

>>9449394
Huh, so she doesn't have a name?
Do you remember what the background for it was?

>>9449491
I think Fuchs just wanted to draw a satyr in a bondage machine.

>>9449508
Huh. A kinky bondage satyr.
We should try to come up with a name for her if she doesn't have one.

>>9449537
Wouldn't it be easier to speculate on what existing satyrs really enjoy being tied up?

>>9449575
Sure, we can do that too.

>>9449586
So...?

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>>9449586
Figure Prism might be into it. Under those clothes are at least a few whip welts and rope burns.
She may particularly like complex, elaborate bondage, and imagining herself as erotic art only her master will ever get to see.

>>9449478
Well more like "Oh yeah I drew that, that was X" or something. Just so it's more solidified but it's cool.

>>9449663
Man that pic is getting my dick to diamonds level hard. But the Prism is for pure. Cider looks like the gal who likes to be hog tied

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>>9449681
Cider's a good one too.
All those years of farm life, she thrives on the strict, but loving life she's lived under her fathers thumb.
In her eyes, the bedroom should be rough and demanding, but fulfilling.

>>9448724
>>9448741
Wrong.
>>9448577
That's Hope. I remember when I made that request.
>>9449341
Vaguely remember this one too. It's either Hope or Glimmer.

>>9450439
Could it really be the real Fuchs?
How the hell ya been?

>>9450439
>That's Hope. I remember when I made that request.
Oh, neat!
I'll move it into the correct folder then.
Happy to know that you still lurk these threads.

>>9450542
I'm not Fuchs. The hell did I say that even made you think that?

>>9450439
>It's either Hope or Glimmer.
Out of those two, I'd guess Hope.

>>9450589
>I remember when I made that request.
Misinterpreted this.
Somehow took it to mean "when I drew it".

>>9450542
>>9450588
Wait, now I see what I said wrong. Allow me to fix it: I remember when I asked for that request.

>>9450615
"I remember when I requested that." would have been simpler.

>>9450636
Too late now.

>>9449757
It was during a very hot summer day when she was tying up the pigs did she notice how tight and restrictive those bondings were. Got her nice and wet. She later practiced on herself in the barn. She never fingered herself so hard or came that hard than her first time bondange session

>>9449575
>>9449658
Melody, Thorn, Tonsils, Mumble, Sapphire, Dagger, Glimmer, Eirwen, Hiki and Mal.

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>>9450723
Sometimes, she'll make her pa some of her special cider. All it takes is light binds and a little teasing.

>>9450752
I'd like to hear the headcanons on some of these. Especially Eirwen and Tonsils.

>>9450781
>Melody
Enjoys the feeling of being tied up by someone she fully trusts and them having their way with her.

>Thorn
Emo. Likes it rough. Enjoys a bit of controlled self/partner-harm. Always makes sure her partner tightens her restraints enough that they dig into her flesh a bit.

>Tonsils
Depending on headcanon, she's either a complete psychopath or a well-meaning but unlicensed practitioner of medicine.
I'm going with the second one here.
She tries her best to help people, but without proper medical training the results are a bit hit and miss.
She dulls the pain of her failure at helping her patients, and at life in general with alcohol and drugs.
Her stress is kept at bay with chain-smoking and eating junk food.
As a result of a combination of her generally terrible mental state and the fact that patients tend to show up at weird hours, she also suffers from chronic sleep deprivation.
The feeling of being tied up and helpless relaxes her, and she enjoys having pain inflicted on her because it somehow satisfies a deep subconscious urge to be punished for her failures.

>Mumble
It resonates with her generally pessimistic outlook on life, reaffirming her belief that ultimately everything is out of her control.

>Sapphire
Likes the feeling of helplessness and being used.
Probably stems from insecurities caused by her leg disease.

>Dagger
She's a lazy girl. Nothing better than having an excuse for Uncle Anon to do all the work every once in a while.
Also, she finds it pretty comfy to be tied up with her arms and legs stretched out.

>Glimmer
She's just a general kinkster. Bondage, S&M, incest and rape fantasies etc. are her sexual bread and butter.
Once when she was younger, Rory and Thistle duct-taped her to the wall as part of a game they were playing and then got distracted and forgot about her.
She still fantasizes about being ravished by Rory while duct-taped to a wall.

>>9451318
>Eirwen
She loves to sleep. Or possibly has narcolepsy. Or both.
Being tied up makes it convenient for her partner to use her body as a living fleshlight while she takes a nap, without having to move her around much and disturbing her sleep.

>Hiki
Emo. Has attachment issues.
Wants to be tied up and used by someone who loves her.

>Mal
She picked up a lot of kinks from watching hentai animes and browsing the porn boards on 4changeling.

>>9451318
>>9451336
I like these headcanons, they mesh very well with mine.
That Tonsil one especially is a very good take on her.

>>9451336
>possibly has narcolepsy
I like to imagine she often says she's a fainting sheep even though her folks tell her that's not true.

>>9451336
>She picked up a lot of kinks from watching hentai animes and browsing the porn boards on 4changeling.
Nah, she got it from watching others tie up and rape her mom several times.

>>9448971
You're gibbous

>>9451336
>>9451318
Good shit.

>>9451578
Maybe that too.

I always just imagine Mal's dad did alright for himself, so he let his daughter just stay home and be a weeb to her hearts content, and for room and board she just let him have free access to her body.

>>9452062
That's an interesting headcanon. I'm not opposed to it.
Which one of them suggested it do you think?
And does that mean Nyx is gone?

>>9453003
Mal, probably. Between all her weird animus and her nature as a hybrid stripping her of a Westermark effect, it seemed like a logical solution with no downsides. She gets to live the life she wants, and she gets steady sex with an older, experienced guy that she can brag to all her Tomoko-esque e-friends about.
Her dad was pretty horny, had enough money to support her, and consistently too busy to date, so he just said fuck it.

Nyx went home. She only appeared briefly to pop out a bab when the shit dimension overlapped with the normal universe. Unfortunately, it left behind Starlight Glimmer, Twilycorn and Equestria Girls.

>>9453143
>Mal, probably. Between all her weird animus and her nature as a hybrid stripping her of a Westermark effect, it seemed like a logical solution with no downsides. She gets to live the life she wants, and she gets steady sex with an older, experienced guy that she can brag to all her Tomoko-esque e-friends about.
I would agree.
It seems most likely.

>Her dad was pretty horny, had enough money to support her, and consistently too busy to date, so he just said fuck it.
How do you think he reacted when she first asked?
Was he surprised?
Shocked?
Happy?

Did he immediately agree, or did it take some convincing?
If not immediately, how long did he have to think about it before finally agreeing?

How does he feel about it after the fact?
Is he a little bit bothered by the fact that he's having sex with his own daughter?
Or is he like one of us, shooting the biggest, stickiest loads ever inside his daughter's pussy and totally living the life he always dreamed about with no regrets?

>>9453143
>all her Tomoko-esque e-friends
Glimmer and Drizzle?

>>9453302
Slightly shocked about it, maybe.
I've heard a lot of parents with kids who are gay or something often realize something's up when they're pretty young, so maybe he's had the feeling it was coming for a good while.
Especially if this is a multi-satyr setting and, as mentioned, hybrids often lack inhibitors that strike close family from their mental lists of viable partners. This would probably then be an unsurprising turn of events.

A few weeks, maybe. Probably realized she wasn't interested in making the effort to go out, though. She probably made some really awkward attempts at seduction in the mean time.

Probably has a bit of a shame boner over it, but probably also doesn't regret it, and would do it again.
Kinda have it in my head that Mal is barren anyway, so he's really not even risking defects or further reducing the chance of continuing his lineage.

>>9453409
Was thinking generic weeb pones.
Glimmer isn't really a weeb, as opposed to extremely studious. Drizzle might be drawn to her uncle, since he's nice to her and her family's pretty shit.

>>9453581
>I've heard a lot of parents with kids who are gay or something often realize something's up when they're pretty young, so maybe he's had the feeling it was coming for a good while.
I imagine she made quite a few awkward subtle attempts at flirting with him even before that. They were just subtle enough that while he noticed, he dismissed it as just his own perverted mind playing tricks on him.

>Especially if this is a multi-satyr setting and, as mentioned, hybrids often lack inhibitors that strike close family from their mental lists of viable partners. This would probably then be an unsurprising turn of events.
Yeah, depending on how early on in the satyr timeline it takes place, chances are the phenomenon is already known of.

>Kinda have it in my head that Mal is barren anyway
Personally I prefer to think that she just stays on the pill so he can fuck her raw and fill her with hot sticky cum every time. She enjoys being filled up so much that she tells him not to pull out after he's done and go to sleep spooning her.

>>9453581
>Glimmer isn't really a weeb, as opposed to extremely studious.
That seems to depend a lot on headcanon, and I could go with either honestly.
However, in this lewd context, I'd probably go with her being a kinky weeb who has a bit of a crush on Rory, but to her dismay he's too fixated on Thistle's sexy curvy little dragon booty to notice her advances.

>Drizzle might be drawn to her uncle, since he's nice to her and her family's pretty shit.
Fluttershy's Anon?

>>9453791
All that works.
After it's a well known thing, the question becomes how common it becomes for fathers to include their satyr daughters in the bedroom.

>>9453894
>Fluttershy's Anon?
Yeah.

>>9454134
>Yeah.
Of course, because every single fucking thing here has to be incest and weird as fuck...

>>9452062
That's a head canon more suited toward Dagger and Uncle Anon imo. Mal I always saw more as a sexually receptive nerd. One night stands at cons, a steady fwb with Emma and or another nerdy male pony. Lots of masterbating. Her dad is not in the equation. I always thought that was a better head canon for her. The daddy daughter angle gets pushed for like any female satyr it's stagnating.

>>9453581
>Kinda have it in my head that Mal is barren anyway
Thats an interesting take on her. Not many barren satyrs.

>>9454979
Well, you have your headcanon, I'll have mine.
No matter how often it might turn up, it's still infinitely more interesting than endless shipping to me.

>>9454979
>That's a head canon more suited toward Dagger and Uncle Anon imo
Because?

>>9455054
Shipping is two characters being paired up man. Just cause you pair her with her dad don't not make it shipping.

>>9454979
>That's a head canon more suited toward Dagger and Uncle Anon imo
I always imagined those two as being pretty much equally NEET and probably mostly freeloading on Dagger's mom. Maybe having occasional part-time jobs at best.
Their relationship is more sibling-like than parent-child. They're basically BFFWBs who hang out together pretty much all the time.

In fact, they try to get part-time jobs where they can work together as well. Once they got fired from one because their boss caught them having sex in a store room during work hours, outside of estrus season.

>>9455130
Let me rephrase then.
Satyr x parent shipping at least retains the familial element that is the draw for the thread. Have your kids, maybe fuck your kids.
Satyr x satyr is, more often than not, essentially just standard pony x pony shipping with an extra layer of unneeded complexity thrown on top, and it makes me wonder why they don't just go to mlpg and ship their parents.

>>9455150
>Once they got fired from one because their boss caught them having sex in a store room during work hours, outside of estrus season.
Aand you ruined it. Great job as usual, you fetish-obsessed faggot.

>>9455101
>>9455150
I saw Dagger and Anon being close because of Anon being a fellow weeb but actually does work full time and lives on his own. Dagger being younger prefers to chill at his place all the time to get out of house and sees Anon "living the dream" and after an amount of time proposes to crash at his place. Says she will pay bills by doing chores and other stuff which she never does and Anon gets more and more annoyed as she sherks responsibility to goof off and watch tv.

Anon puts his foot down tells her to get motivated or get out. Dagger flashes her cleave as a joke but Anon horny and at his limit (also the two are way closer now after living together for a while feels he can press it) tells her to keep going. Shit gets tense as both realize they are going to do it. One thing leads to another, both bang. It's amazing. New deal. Anon gets access to her body when he wants, she does chores whenever she wants. Agreement reached, new sex filled neet life begins.

Something like that. Just feels a little more better to have Anon be "an adult" and Dagger immature but learning to be adultish.

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>>9455328
>If you don't love it when everything is turned into incest, then you are a troll

>>9455369
Either works I guess. I prefer my headcanon, but I'd love to see stories about either.

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>>9455369
I always just preferred Anon's job as royal consort being to keep the young royal girls in check and not being lewd in the public eye. Regardless of their family ties to him.
But this works too if we're just doing a Dagger setting.

>>9455412
Not him but I feel the thread needs to be more mature from all sides. It does get grating to have every single conversation go like this
>So what satyr enjoys bondange
>X satyr does because her father..

Or

>What ice cream does satyr like
>Vanilla because x satyr eats it off her fathers..

Like jesus man I like incest but this is getting out of hand.

>>9455472
Different Anon. You're confusing Dagger's Uncle Anon with Dawn's dad.
They are not related, at least as far as I'm concerned.
Dagger's uncle Anon is Dagger's mom's brother (obviously) and neither of them have any relation to the parents of the other royal satyrs.

>>9455542
Meant in my headcanon that Dagger's uncle and Dawn's dad were the same. But whatever works for you, man.

>>9455491
It also gets grating to have conversations go like this
>So what satyr enjoys this
>X satyr enjoys it because satyr's pony parent enjoys it

Or

>What does satyr like
>Satyr likes this because satyr's pony parent likes it

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>>9455472
I made an updated version of this with transparent background.

>>9455472
>I always just preferred Anon's job as royal consort
Anon as in, the Anon who is the father of every satyr kid? Or a random Anon who is not related to the royal kids in any way?

>>9455607
This.
There are a lot of satyrs who are basically carbon copies of their parents, down to their ships, and some so rooted even mentioning them invokes those ships

It kinda goes both ways. There is nothing that can be said about incestfags or shipfags that can't be said about the other.
At the end of the day, incest is popular and it's never going anywhere. Shipping is popular, and it's not going anywhere.
Despite claims of oversaturation, which might be valid, you can still usually talk about either without people jumping down your throat or people trying to actively shift it.
The two can, and long have coexisted, so bitching at each other over it is just a waste heavy breathing and angry typing.

>>9455581
I headcanon that the Celestia and Luna satyrs all have the same father ("royal consort anon") but Cadence and Shining Armor's humans were different and unrelated to him.

How do you have their family trees envisioned in your headcanon?

>>9455782
>There are a lot of satyrs who are basically carbon copies of their parents,
Those are mostly the very early ones.

>down to their ships, and some so rooted even mentioning them invokes those ships
Examples?

>>9455825
>Those are mostly the very early ones.
>Who is Ariana?
>Who are Pinkie's twins and Fluttershy's twins?
>Who is Herc?
>Who are Limestone's kids?
>Etc
Please don't pretend to be retarded.

>>9455665
Good shit, my man.

>>9455767
Anon who's father to most of the royal satyrs.

>>9455805
Current Rulers
Celestia > Luna = Anon (Regent Only)

Likely Immediate Successors
Dawn > Radiance = Selene > Sirius

Regime Change
Glimmer (satyr) > Twilight = Rory > Stella

Vassal Shift
Cadance > Shining > Flurry Heart = Dagger > Cotton Candy = Fem (Regent Only)

Succession Crisis
-Bastards- Venus > Blue Bonnet > Mistake
-Noble House Sparkle-
-Retained and Reformed Deposed Royalty- Annie > Salai
-Noble House Blueblood-

Celestia and Luna are officially equal on paper, but Celestia is by far in charge.
Blueblood is about 28 times removed and only ranks among the noble families, while his daughter is close blooded to much of the family now and technically greatly outranks him, but is a bastard.
Annie and Salai are adopted from deposed royalty, and are considered high ranking nobility after properly integrating themselves. Salai is considered something of a troublemaker because she spent her developmental years around Sombra. Only politically relevant in rare cases involving archaic bullshit from Sombra's rule.
Mistake resulted from a plot concurrent to the wedding, and was recovered years later (maybe around 5?) after Chrysallis' hive fell, after she was used to her name, given both because the plot failed, and genetic fuckery made her a solo birth that inhibited spawning more bugs in the meantime. She's considered a bastard, and due to unease about changelings, and being fairly rough around the edges like Salai due to upbringing, has few prospects.
Venus has been officially recognized, but it takes a long time for nobles to actually accept such a thing.
Twilight ranks lower than her daughter as Twilight's simply not an overly capable leader.

>>9456247
Venus was born when Cadance was a teen. Anon and Fem invited to castle because not putting an alicorn out.
Blueblood wows a naive Fem, Bluebonnet born. Fem wizens up.
Celestia's kids begin being born.
NMM returns
Twilight's kids start being born. Luna's kids start being born.
Mistake is born.
Annie and Salai adopted.
Anon and Cadance rebuild their friendship.
Fem herds with shining.
Flurry is born.
Changeling hive shift. Mistake adopted.
Dagger born.
Flurry reaches the age of estrus, seeks the services of the royal consort. Is unable or unwilling to horseabort. Cotton Candy is born.

>>9456273
>Annie and Salai adopted.
Adopted by who?
Aren't they the daughters of Sombra and some Femanon?

>>9456273
>Flurry reaches the age of estrus, seeks the services of the royal consort. Is unable or unwilling to horseabort. Cotton Candy is born.
So royal consort Anon is the father of Dawn, Radiance, Selena, Sirius, Venus and Cotton Candy?
And Femanon the mother of Dagger and Blue Bonnet?

And what about Annie, Salai and Mistake's parents?
Are they different Anon/Femanons?

And the Everything-Is-Variable rule rears it's ugly head once again.

>>9456663
>She's a rape, or brain addled dubious consent baby with consort Anon.
Well, that makes the Radiance x Mistake ship all the more interesting.

>>9456357
>>9456433
>So royal consort Anon is the father of Dawn, Radiance, Selena, Sirius, Venus and Cotton Candy?
>And Femanon the mother of Dagger and Blue Bonnet?
Yes.

Annie and Salai are from unknown parent(s), likely unwilling, from either before or immediately after Sombra's imprisonment. They probably went to Equestria since there would be more hard feelings fresh in the minds of the crystal empire.

Mistake, as said, was a plot within a plot by Chrysalis during her attempt to take Canterlot, probably a half baked plot like her main one. She's a rape, or brain addled dubious consent baby with consort Anon.

>>9456433
>So royal consort Anon is the father of Dawn, Radiance, Selena, Sirius, Venus and Cotton Candy?
>>9456714
>Yes
So now this general has both an Anon who fucks every single monster in Equestria, and an Anon who fucks every single royalty in Equestria?

>>9457009
He's a lucky guy.
What I wouldn't give to be surrounded by sexy horse princesses and fathering their daughters, and then helping said daughters out with their carnal needs when they reach puberty.

>>9457271
You remind me of the Nyxfag in the Anonfilly thread. Just replace Nyx with sexual fetishes and weird shit.

>>9457271
Truly, it sounds like living the dream.

>>9456247
>>9456714
Sounds dumb and needlessly complicated imho

>>9456039
er, what exactly are you saying here? i'm not sure if you're saying, say, limestone's kids are carbon copies of her or what.

Bump.
Thread always dies at the end.

>>9462371
I was at work all day today. What do you wanna talk about?

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>>9462571
Satyrs being cute, and satyrs being lewd.

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>>9462599
Gay chicken was a very popular game that the two played. Trimmings loved to be more of a sideliner to the two when they were younger.

But wanted to play when she got older. Mudpie didnt really want to play but Thorn was curious to try that white meat.

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>>9462745
>Thorn was curious to try that white meat.
Would satyrs even really have a concept of race based on skin colors? Since their parents are often mottled under their coats and all.

>You are now imagining Thorn and Mudpie doing weird raceplay shit together.

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>>9462827
There is no way they would not see race. They may not have the same views on it as we do but they would definitely be aware of race and it would play some part on their bantz.

>>9462988
I meant that, since they're in a world with actual other species and subspecies to be the metaphorical "other".
And most mammals, unlike humans, can actually have patches of multiple distinct skin tones. In fact the usually do.
So while I do think they'd have a concept of race, unless you actually informed them of it being a thing, I don't think skin color would be something satyrs would even factor into it.

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>>9463076
>I meant that, since they're in a world with actual other species and subspecies to be the metaphorical "other".
>I don't think skin color would be something satyrs would even factor into it.
Good point but human nature always has a way to otherise a group no matter how small. Like with Christians and devout Christians. They are the same thing but they still found a way to otherise them. Im sure satyrs would be no different. Like lack of claws, wings, magic, skin would just be another thing they would separate themselves with.

Just how people are.

>>9462827
I imagine race wouldn't be seen as a big deal in Equestria considering how many completely different species and wildly varying fur colors within the same species there are. Ponies probably don't pay any attention to it at all.

Satyrs may be more aware of it, but probably don't really care. Humans or satyrs of different skin color are still practically the same as them compared to all the other species.
Being such a tiny minority, they would focus on the features they have in common more so than the minor insignificant details that set them apart.

>>9463385
I think race would manifest lest in regards to aesthetics and the species themselves, so pones might be a bit spookied by satyrs like how Zecora was treated, but the intra race traits would likely not factor as much.

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19 posts left. Whats the hottest satyr pic you would like to see? Not an art fag but I want to know

>>9463413
Yeah, I can imagine ponies and other Equestrian species being at least curious about humans and satyrs at first. Probably even skeptical, or in some cases outright speciesist.
They'd come around pretty quickly though.

I just don't think satyrs would care.

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>>9463708
At the risk of upsetting people, there's nothing better to me than a comfy family scene mixed with inbreeding.
I just find the idea of having a few daughters to keep barefoot and pregnant incredibly hot and comfy.

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>>9463792
Its ok Anon, at times I feel like incest is shoved into everything but I really DO enjoy incest and the idea of some cest babies is hot. I just dont wanna burn out on too much of a good thing ya know?

Why barefoot tho?

>>9463792
i kinda feel like them being barefoot isn't really notable considering satyrs are usually bare hoof anyway.

i get it's a phrase, but still.

>>9463828
I get it, man.
While I've yet to come close to burning out on it, I see how some people might.

Barefoot and pregnant is just a term used to describe the sort of traditional gender role of the housewife who stays home and takes care of the kids.

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>>9463858
Unshod and pregnant.

>>9463792
That does sound very comfy.
I like it.

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>>9463863
So which satyrs do you see staying at home and taking care of the kid(s)? Which satyrs actually do decide to take it to the final frontier and carry that cest child? I personally head canon that Gumdrop would not take that plunge and much prefer to be romantic partners only. (But on one passionate stormy night she does end up pregnated with Salt Water Taffy) Not planned but she still loves the girl deeply.

>>9463947
If we're being super serious, as I could see these played straight in a story where lewd isn't a focus, Ariana, Gumdrop and Peach.
And Hope, only because she is the satyr of infinite variability.

Peach would be the most open and eager to actually breed, still following the tradition of large families.
Gumdrop wouldn't, in my headcanon, have a problem with it, but she would be very scared about her ability to perform as a mother and probably put it off for a while.
Ariana would actually be rather confident in her ability to be a mom. But she'd take it very slow, and it would be a carefully discussed decision.

>>9464063
Peach would strike me as being gungho about it. See her as being a very clingy daddy's girl so it was only a matter of time.

Gumdrop's uncertainty is understandable, she would be the type to second guess herself. How long would she hold out for?

Ariana being confident about something could be interesting. She read a lot of books on the matter?

>>9464102
3 or 4 years after it became physical, at least. Maybe her mid 20's?

Whether or not you see her as the oldest, she's always kind of been the big sister, and the sort of de facto mom of the house. Her demeanor is very motherly and giving, and her size commands respect.
Though she probably has read a good deal on the matter too.

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>>9464153
>Futa
Yes please.

>>9464157
Ari would prob be the most motherly and mature for sure. Second would be Mera,

>>9464170
Mera probably is the voice of reason among the twins, and likely actually the one often left in charge for that reason.

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What's up with all of this completely unrelated futaspam?

>>9464205
>>9464205
>>9464205
New thread.