/TLHG/ - The Loud House General Lincoln X Lamp Edition >

Lynn is # 1

Reminder Lynncoln is basically canon.

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ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u

HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>I Don't Need Relationships<<
Author: Nito/fishnchipz
WIP - http://pastebin.com/4kTEqEgw
Last Update: 07-05-2017
>After an intense break up with Bobby, Lori's entire life is changed but with Lincoln's help, she might not waste away to nothing.

NEWS & Q/A

>I´m just very happy about this.
https://pastebin.com/RWd68gMR
Lori's gift.
https://pastebin.com/tpwZux0y
Lori's gift (anon's cut)
TheParzibal

>Here's a sleep-deprivation fuelled fic about Leni taking care of Lincoln while he's sick.
https://pastebin.com/DBN2iE7H
Sweat It Out
Wrightfag

>New stuff starts on line 153.
http://pastebin.com/GFMFwhbX
Lincoln's Last Concert (WIP)
Yaridovich23

>If trips demand it. Line 365.
https://pastebin.com/c3f3EY7m
Rolling With the Punches
Greentext Compilation
AbuseGuy

>So here's an update
https://pastebin.com/YSwVxKBh
Lincoln Loud's Late Lewd (WIP)
DoktorSoos

>update at line 486
https://pastebin.com/Z017aFGj
Clyde's Adventures in Time Travel (WIP)
NewbWriter

>update
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12431581/7/The-Prodigal-Lincoln-Stigmata
CaptainDarko2.0

>update in line 658
https://pastebin.com/r9WcBUYR
Linc vs Lynn: The Ulltimate Loud Showdown
Mike-the-mic

>Hey there, a small update on line 1384 for this
https://pastebin.com/AheJUdsq
Forgiveness
Adullperson

>updating loud that leapt through time. another shortie tonight.
https://pastebin.com/xa10CnSg
The Loud that Leapt Through Time (WIP)
hypnobob

>Update at line 316
https://pastebin.com/HhbV4AaQ
Bad Luck Lincoln (A Loud House x Teen Titans crossover)
Mike-the-mic

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Haters gonna Hate.

>>9374702
kys spammer

>>9374702
fucking neck yourself spammer

>>9374715
>>9374723
Fuck you bro, Eveyrone loves my posts..

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>Your Loudfu
>What you would do to them

>Lupa
>I want to tell her everything will get better while holding her in my arms and kissing her neck and shoulders.

>>9374796

to be honest, they are an eyesore.

>>9374796
no we dont you turbo autist

>>9374796
Damn, someone isnt taking shit tonight.

>>9374820
You want two posts again bro?

>>9374796
eat my ass you salvadorian kiddie diddler

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>>9374796

>>9374837
>pedozilla threatens to bring back the two post spam


this is getting old faggot

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the parents making fun of Luna

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>>9374807
>Luan
>I'll be the support she needs as goes into her career. When days are good I'll cheer her on, and if the days are bad I'll be there to give her a warm cuddle and tell her happy she makes me.

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he's got this shit
he watches DBZ

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>>9374807
>Ronnie Anne
>Hug her

>>9374807
>Ronnie Anne
>Fug her

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>>9374713
>Still no gif version

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>>9374807
>Lynn
>Lots and lots of play wrestling :^)

>>9375023
Then make one yourself, be the hero we Lynnfags need.

>>9374807
>Lynn
>The same >>9375026 said.

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>>9374807
>Leni
>pic related

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/TLHG/ you awake?

>>9375160
I think so

>>9375160
What does Lynn smell like when in bed?

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>>9375173
idk, but I wanna find out so bad.
>mfw I would never know for sure.

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Look at this Leni, that I just found.

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>>9375196
I guess one man's trash is another man's trash.

>>9374998
Why so hostile Lana?
Joking aside they look cute together

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>>9375160
A little bit, meant to write but I ended up putting too much time into a raid.

It's never been so soul crushing as to fail within inches of victory.

>>9375238
What kind of raid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ4euPFMdhs

>>9374796
They're useful. Atleast you're keeping it to just one post now

>>9375255
Something wildly gay I assume

>>9375325
You would be the expert on that wouldn't you?

>>9375347
Yes I frequent this site

>>9374807
Lincoln.
Cum inside his asshole and massage his prostate

>>9375302
I wonder if we will ever see these characters after this special. Seem like a shame to waste them.

>>9375385
From the inside? No reach around?

>>9375385
In that order I assume?

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>>9375400
>spic
>a waste to dispose of them

>>9375354
Geez this is from a while ago huh?

>>9375410
>touching another man's dick

>>9375413
Yes.

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>>9375423

>>9375434
It's just common courtesy. Are you some sort of asshole?

Which option best describes your feelings on Leni:

A: Beautiful cinnamon roll too pure for this world.
B. For fug.
C. Special needs child.

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>>9375441

>>9375465

A and B.

that Cinnamon Roll needs some icing.

>>9375465
c

>>9375449
I only fuck them, sir.

>>9375465
C

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It's 5am where I'm at, and I just got home. Built myself a nice Gunpla, but otherwise I'm just sitting at my desk doing nothing.

So how you doing tonight, /tlhg/?

>>9375465
I'm going with C

>>9375465
D. All above

>>9375483
Thinking bout Quiting my job.
It's fine, but it'll be three years soon and I'd at least like going into something different.

>>9375465
B and C
Young, dumb, and full of cum

>>9375495
I've been wanting to quit my job for years.

But I love the pay more than I hate the job. It hasn't stopped being worth the effort just yet.

>>9375328

>>9375502
I know what you mean. Though it's also definitely a matter of convenience for me to quit.
Since my old job is a ways away from my new place of residence it's just a better idea overall to find something closer to home.

>>9375511
Hot

>>9375491
A special needs cinnamon build for fugging?

>>9375530
Have a new job in mind already?

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>>9375483
>5am
Same. Eastern boiz

Bored as fug, same as usual for these nights. Wish something was going on in my life or at least had some interesting vidya to play

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>>9375535
Precisely

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Morning

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Gonna go have a small lump at the back of my head checked out.

It was nice knowing you guys

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>>9375535
I couldn't agree more

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>>9375563
Watch more Gundam. I'm watching Victory right now. It's great, but fucking depressing. Main character should keep a diary.

>Dear diary, here are the list of people that died today because of me.

I wish I could do some writing, but I have nothing in me right now.

What kind of games do you like?

>>9375546
Just looking around for now.
Plenty of places will be hiring with Summer coming so I've got a decent chance.

Which of these best describes Lucy.

A. Spooky.
B. A poser.
C. _____.

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>>9375610
C

>>9375610
C. A piece of emo shit

>>9375578
RIP in Piece my Lunatic ;_:7

>>9375400
It's the stealth pilot for a spinoff designed to appeal to the Latin crowd. Even has the first animated Downs character in the main cast for greater diversity.

It probably will be handed off to a Hispanic producer so Savino can continue to concentrate on TLH.

>>9375596
I'd probably do that, my man. I've actually been meaning to fucking watch G Gundam for a while now. I've been listening to Domon's attack speeches for months now and that shit is so GAR I love it. I don't know what's holding me back.

I'd play any vidya that looks interesting to me. Just burnt through Persona 5 quick, unfortunately. Just waiting for GameFly to send Yakuza Zero now

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>>9375400
>they move to royal woods because there were too many killer cats in their door.

Hector is not going to waste a can of anchovies every time he has visits.

>>9375633
I doubt that. Also we don't know if the kid has downs syndrome and If he did he wouldn't be the first character with a major role to have it. https://youtu.be/IRyEqka1tAg

>>9375669
>anchovies
Ya making me hungry buddy

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>>9375657
I haven't heard of Gamefly in years. The last game I got from them was House of the Dead: Overkill on the Wii.

Since you like turn-based RPGs, I'd recommend you try Super Robot Wars. It's like Advance Wars or Fire Emblem, but with giant robots. I'd recommend Super Robot Wars J in particular. It's got a crossover story of different anime including G Gundam. If you have a GBA emulator, I'm sure you'd enjoy it, plus the attack animations are beautiful.

>>9375671
That fucking kid shouldn't be talking that good with Down's Syndrome

>>9375026
That's Luna

>>9375657
>Yakuza Zero
Kiryu being such a straight and serious dude is what makes it all the more hilarious when some half-naked guy walks up to you, does a flirtatious courting dance and demands you be friends with him.

>>9375671
Okay, we're not sure if he has Downs. And yes, he'd be the first -US- cartoon with a Downs character.

I still think Nick would be crazy if they didn't spin off the cast, with or without Ronnie Anne and Bobby. They need more new shows.

>>9375718
Oops. Yes, we are sure he has Downs - it's in the opening post:
http://variety.com/2017/tv/spotlight/nickelodeon-disney-loud-house-1202407637/

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Did they fuck?

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...zzz...

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>mfw they say Lynncoln isn't canon.

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>>9375718
>>9375724
Well alrighty then I can't wait to see how they pull this off. Clyde's parents were done really well so I have high hopes.

But would a spin off like this really work? Everything seems to be going so fast now.

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>>9375769
They're creating new sex positions, their love is too deep.

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>>9375767
He's like 6. He probably wants to hold hands or some junk.

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Welp, going to sleep. Later gators.

>>9375777
>Lynn grinding her crotch on the back of Linncoln's head and neck.

Man Lynncoln sure are into some kinky shit. I can dig it.

>>9375775
I want them to stay in the show because I want to see what happens when Leni interacts with an actual retard. [spoiler]Inb4 she's outsmarted by him.[/spoiler]

>>9375822
Leni is the unmatched retard, that won't ever change.

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>>9375768

>>9375962
Luna, are you trying to seduce me?

>>9374796
not true man I kinda hate your posts I just learned to ignore them for the most part.

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>>9374807
>Lucy
>Lick her secret dark places

>>9374807
>Lori
>I'd just have her tied to a chair while anime plays. I'd only gag her when she screams I'd just stare at her and write fanfics involving her and her family.

>>9374796
False flag is obvious here

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fart fetish episode when?

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>>9376093

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Lynnetty drew no dimes

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"I'm sorry Lynn, but I actually like older women"
"Clyde, I'm 2 years older than you!"
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA TOWN! I thought you were a dwarf or a halfling! besides, girls at your age already have some airbags! Lincoln told me about this goth girl with huge knockers that..."

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http://pastebin.com/QwTqeNpi

Planning on making fanart of the Lenibomber. Any suggestions on how they would look?

Pic related, it's an idea.

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>>9376154

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I'm having trouble going back to sleep, so I'll be taking writing requests. Request anything you want except for castration, because my brain isn't awake enough for that right now.

REE PEDOS KYS

http://img.booru.org/tlb//images/36/f4ce7b7336768817e719342875889a3dd4369390.jpeg

http://img.booru.org/tlb//images/36/3c62711c702bd807218e79fb8a828edb869392a0.png

http://img.booru.org/tlb//images/36/1c50caeef849b7f045512d0da39eaa8c5dd442e5.png

http://img.booru.org/tlb//images/36/480792bbcfe4d739c0d117d493ce33674132ca3f.png

http://img.booru.org/tlb//images/36/e9f7e512f7036e4c702d4c538de57451a1d2720f.jpg

are we back?

HIROSHIMOOT!!

http://mytotaluniverse.tumblr.com/post/160768081628/is-ronniecoln-a-ship-youre-ok-with-drawing-how

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>>9376272
text only

babysex.png

>>9376323
Delete this!

http://kura-kei-fanart.tumblr.com/post/160769784646/i-love-how-you-draw-the-loud-house-characters

https://68.media.tumblr.com/23acfac49dd053cf893d5a8c7d553b7f/tumblr_inline_oq3s7d089D1qjddsf_1280.png

What happened?

>Lynncoln34.jpg
Best ship

>>9376333
3rd impact

babyslut_and_whori_sharing_the_log.jpg

>>9374998
Lana's reaction to >>9376254

image.jpeg

>>9376389
>jpeg
disgust.apng

>>9376389
It's png dumbass.

taking requests
(shitty image)

>>9376399
>.apng
vomit.wav

>>9376406
Liby being bullied by Lacy.

>>9376406
Lynn teaching Lana how to ride a bike

>>9376406
omg DF you're back.

>>9376412
not him, but was fun doing it
worstgirlbeatingonbestgirl.jpg

I thought the Lord was finally getting rid of the heresy that is /trash/. Sadly, it is just another false alarm.

>>9376409
cans.wav

>>9376406
Leni breastfeeding Lincoln

>>9376126
Now I want more wrestling related loud house drawings

Which of the following best describes your feelings for Lynn:

A: A treasure.
B. An even more valuable treasure.
C. A horrible little stink monster.

>Still can't post Luan
Dangit Hiromoot

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight. No immunities.

>>9376481
C

>9376502
(You)

>>9376481
A+B

>9376526
(Me)

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

>>9376481
D. A priceless treasure

Rate my pic

>>9376539
What the hell is wrong with your dick?

>>9376539
nice lenizilla, bro

>>9376533
Fuck off Jerry this is Newman country.

>>9376539
Nice to finnaly see some canary thank you.

>>9376254
>wasting the shot
>not shooting your load into Lola's little cunny

>>9376406
luan bathing

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CC's who are responsible for images being broke

whycantiippost

>>9376485
Says you

Luan.jpg

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>>9376570
>itwasmeaustin.gif

>Older Lily.png
An older Lily is a cute Lily!

>>9376582
>didisavethisimageordidthisimagesaveme.jpg

>>9376578
download_this_image_to_die_instantly.png

>>9376579
Literally who?

>>9376570
It was me Barry it was me!

>>9376605
FUCK YOU MR.BLUEJEANS

>>9376570
i heard pedozilla posted more cp on a bunch of boards again and the feds had to shut that down temporarily while removing it all

>>9376605
>I am the Future Flash
what did he mean by this?

>>9376640
That he's the flash but like not from present day or the past.

>>9376633
I heard that pedozilla once held a small child hostage in exchange for a small stack a porn. By the time he got what he wanted he had already fucked the child to death!

>>9376686
Just another day in El Salvador.

I want to fuck
and cum
and fuck
and cum
and fuck
and cum

I want lincoln to play warhammer40k and become the fa/tg/uy he was always meant to be.

>>9376742
Yes.

>Louds you want to impregnate and have a large family with?

>>9376742
warhammer40k? is that like a mlp fan fic or something

>>9376759
lincoln

>>9376759
Unironically Lincoln.

Is it wrong if I fap to Lincoln's feet?

>>9376762
>>9376770
A boy cannot get pregnant. Also that is very gay, which is awful.

is anyone interested on Carlota x Lynn?

>>9376791
No.

>>9376793
You, it seems

>>9376791
>Lincoln_feet.png
Nope.

>>9376793
I want Carlota/CJ or Carlota/Carl, there's a serious lack of spic-cest here.

My pet Clyde got lynched after muh dinking a baby. What do?

>>9376816
I'll call moonman on your pet nigger. That ought to take care of such piece of shit.

>>9376816
and nothing of value was lost

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!

>>9376742

Lincoln-space wolves
Lori- sisters of battle
Leni-orks
Luna- slanneshi chaos marines
Luan- eldar ,with loads of fucking harlequins
Lynn-this is a nerd game, like she would ever play! Ha! (Secretly collecting khornite daemons)
Lucy- Necrons and when she realizes they are boring. Blood angels (or their successors)
Lana-orks
Lola-dark eldar
Lillie- she a babby
Bobby-imperial guard
Ronnie-khorne marines
Clyde-tau/ultramarines
Lynn sr.-that oldfag who uses books from previous editions without realizing that the armies and tactics in those books are horrible. Space marines
Rita: doesn't play, but likes the designs of eldar

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today
I heard it's just orientation
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?

>>9376792
No that's a great answer!
>lincoln_gets_his_pussy_slammed_at_high_speeds.jpg

Why can't we post pictures?

Luna upset.jpg

You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.

>>9376884
Hiro's probably coming up with some other weird way to get people to buy passes

little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.
- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?

>>9376884
Hiro's not a fan of Lunafags

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>>9376848
>Implying Lincoln wouldn't be the vanilla fuck who plays Ultrasmurfs
>Implying Lucy would play anything other than Thousand Sons or Night Lords
>Implying Leni would play Orks over Nids

disapproving Lori.gif

http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37766

>>9376974
Whaddya talking about, Leni would go wild with customizing and accessorizing her Orks.

>>9377003
>Walt swearing
This is now cannon

thefuckisgoingonwiththeimages.jpg

http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37766
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=37767

Have a nice day

>>9377003
Kek

>>9377014
>Hey, Watterson. You'll be the only pet in that house after Lincoln destroys that pussy
Holly shit waltz, he is just a kid

>>9377014
I kept trying to post in different thread and I was starting to think I got a weird ban or something.
Are the servers dead?

>>9377034
Does that matter here?
The girl is even younger

>>9377044
2+2chan is kill senpai. No pics

>>9377044
Seems so.
Or at least, pretty fucked up

>>9377053
I'm talking about watterson.
All the girls reach sexual madurity when they meet
lincoln. even lily

>>9377080
Oh, my mistake.
Then he'll become a grown up dog after his owner makes him watch what Lincoln does to her.
Childhood's end, little boy.

d

o

>>9377127
c

thanks doc

>>9377158

>>9377014
good job as always

Is anyone else having trouble uploading pics?

>>9374663
http://www.strawpoll.me/12985736/r

Which is better?

>>9377172
No, just you.

>>9377172
Nah, post images is overrated

>>9375465
A and B

I don't care if he isn't here anymore, this is all Moot's fault.

>>9377172
(insert image here)

>>9376093
Unf Nice

>>9376884
Luna has been banned. Sorry.

>>9377223

Somebody just said we're offline because someone posted a huge CP thread in /b/

>>9376909
Don't say that.

>>9377224
Does that mean that have to take the server offline to clean it all up? Or is it to keep the pictures as proof for the police?

>>9377224
I remember something like this happened in Feb.

>>9377231
I think the police constantly monitor 4chan just because of shit like this. They've probably got a speed dial to freeze the entire website.

They really just want the IP addresses of everyone involved.

Lynn

>>9377266
A best!

>>9377224
>>9377231
>>9377236
They also said that about the last time this happened. Then it changed to a story about a picture of an alien being posted on /x/.
Just assume it's Hiromoot fucking up the servers again.

Is this only temporary?

>>9377326
No, get used to it

>>9377271
She's shit.

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Are the images gonna be up before episode?

>>9377326
It wouldn't surprise me if they change it so only pass users will be able to post images.

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CAn we post pictures again now?

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>>9377342

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>>9377342
Looks like shit's back

>>9377342
Thank you based Luna

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AYY

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Yay images

Hooray.

Luna saved /tlhg/

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>Leni has being controlled by Lola, and turn her into a evil sister.

>>9377384
There's a reason she's Savino's favorite

>>9377005
This

Also lclyde is the) nly one generic EU ugh to play ultrasmurfs.

ratchetanon here, ready for some more straight Lincoln ship-based requests.

All I ask is that you keep your requests SFW, though suggestive is fine. Thank you.

>>9377451
I don't know, Lincoln and Clare petting Watterson

>>9377451
make lenizilla bro

>>9377451
Margo trying to impress Lincoln during a big game.

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>>9377451
Lincoln and Lucy sitting on a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

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>>9374807
> Luan
> make jokes for her to laugh at
> laugh at her jokes
> kiss her cheek
> hold her
> kiss her lips
> exchange body heat with her
> massage her shoulders
> lick her teeth
> massage her breasts
> kiss her clitoris
> penetrate her
> feel her tremble in my arms
> let her fall asleep on me

>>9377463
Okay, I can do that. Anyone else?

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Well, that was annoying. Now that things are back to normal, I got a DeLINQuent for you all. I redid the beginning part, so re-reading the whole thing is a must.

https://pastebin.com/4reuvFVc

But now that I got that update done, I can start on that Yandere Lily fic I promised a bit ago. Hoping to have that up soon.

>>9377451
Lincoln stealing Penelope away from Clyde.

>>9377470
>>9377475
And I'll do those too.

>>9377465
Nah.

>>9377489
its nice seein you still doin your thing m8, feels like its been too long, hope you doin well

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>>9375465
C, and only C.

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>that episode where Clyde went to train with his cousin Huey to prepare for the reincarnation of the Demon Lord QT

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>another Luna episode soon
Thank you Savino

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>>9357036
>Carolita was it? Could someone draw her as Chun-li from Street Fighter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8luy4mEZG5I

>>9377497
why not

yeah