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Is there a doctor for this person? I am only sometimes a simple nurse.
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>>9374221
You have some wandering ears for a being that doesn't have any. Yes, all sorts of interesting conversations happen in this place. And no we have not.
>Instead of introducing herself to it, she walks up REAL close. Taking in his appearance.
My, you're a but more beastly than the other animal people.
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>>9374249
>I'm going to RP so damn well you wouldn't even think that someone avaing a JoJo could produce such quality
I enjoy your rp. It's a shame I don't have will to do it with you.
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>>9374244
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>>9374257
While I would love to say that meeting new people is never a bad thing, but I've certainly cross paths with people that proudly declare that meeting me was probably one of the worst things to happen to them. Which is funny because I'm an investigator, which is a profession which most people who work in are a pleasure to be with.
I see you would be good with children, parents too. You'll be a pleasant memoir in the autobiographies of many of your little league players.
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>>9374249
>His lips drop to a more calm smirk at the answer, the assassin closing his eyes and silently nodding to acknowledge his response. He kneels down next to the body and casually spreads the stab wound along its chest, scooping out a handful of blood into his palm and calmly smearing it over his face. He sighs deeply, proceeding to slowly open his eyes and look back towards Kosaku out of the very corner of his vision. He stretches, acting all too casual about the situation.
I wanna see that skill'a yours. Ya got that look in your eye that ya ain't just some normal guy. Could be anythin' from just havin' a big gun tucked away ta bein' on par with this guy I just took down. I ain't gonna let ya slip away forever.
>He spits out a bit of blood that had dripped into his mouth, and pockets his hands, starting to walk towards Kosaku. Upon reaching him, he raises his hand, and rests it on the man's shoulder. After two firm pats, he continues walking until his shadow disappears into the forest.
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>>9374299
Whoa uh, careful. I don't wanna like take your eye out or something with my beak dude.
>Looks around awkwardly
Uhhh...I'm Mordecai, and thanks? I guess?
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>>9374287
You all fought valiantly but in the end, one must fall. Does Mother know best or will a human egg has it's day?
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>>9374320
God wins once again.
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>>9374320
Congratulations Eggman.
Thanks for hosting Madam Blue. and I wish you all a goodnight for now.
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>>9374320
As the old saying goes-
"You can't make an omlette if you only chop half of it's damn fingers off."
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>>9374320
I was very much impressed by your tenacity and maneuverability. Congratulations egg.
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>>9374320
It wasn't even a fair chance in the end.
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>>9374249
Eh, you still talkin' with all those pointy bits stuck inside ya? You're a trooper, ain't ya?
>Junkrat snatches the arrow from his hand and releases his hold on his collar, letting him fall to his knees. The fact that he's still talking after being riddled with arrows is immensely amusing to Junkrat.
So whaddya want me to do with this arrow, finish ya off? Ya seem to be a bit more resilient than most fellas, ya gotta weak spot I need to jam it into or will just any ol' place do?
>Junkrat kept talking, indulging himself in his latest kill. He doesn't often play the sadist role, but seeing someone stronger than himself caught off guard and put down so easily? It was a well of hilarity for the deranged criminal, and he wanted to get as much from it as he could.
>>9374320
Now there's a mighty beast. If I ever try 'n start a fight with that one, for the love of God just pull me back.
Cheers for the game, cobber.
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>>9374340
You all did so well, I don't know which to praise first.
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Chart in 1-2 days
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>>9374341
Fuck yeah Lana's mom!
>rubs balls all over your chest
Congrats
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>>9374331
'Night Ruby.
>>9374320
Congrats Eggman-kun, even if I wasn't in this one.
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>>9374310
Nah, I'll be in the big leagues one day! probably. Plus I do other things, though that's less on records
>>9374340
Another victory for the dark one. Congrats, and thanks for hosting
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i love you all hg
thank you
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>>9374340
>>9374346
Grats Robotnik.
Thanks for hosting. I appreciate it.
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>>9374346
The winner would be a clear answer but what about the first to meet their end?
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>>9374346
Thanks for hosting
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>>9374340
Thank you for the wonder arena.
>>9374331
Thank you for sleeping! With ons less insomniac threatening the streets with sleep driving, I'd say the world has become a better place.
>>9374356
An ambitious man. You strive to climb the ladder. What for? The fame? The power? The money? All of the above?
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>>9374359
Fuck you, man.
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>>9374346
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
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>>9374370
*Wonderful*
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>>9374362
>no congrats
die
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>>9374286 (Mordecai)
Name's Snowman. Need any more info?
>>9374340
'Grats, god among men.
>>9374346
Thanks, hun.
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Oh I almost forgot.
Give me 5 of you for me to enter into Rimworld for colony making.
I'll give you an update tomorrow.
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>>9374374
Okay.
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>>9374340
Uh, congratulations.
>>9374346
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
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>>9374346
Thanks for the chance.
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>>9374388
Me! Dazai-kun!
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>>9374388
Craig
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>>9374388
Sanji Vinsmoke!
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>>9374388
Draco
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>>9374346
A-At least I'm not last I guess...I-I'll do better next game, thanks for hosting.
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>>9374388
Space Captain Mordecai
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>>9374388
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>>9374346
For someone so round he sure is fearsome! I hope I can fight against him one day!
>Azrael lets out a sigh.
Thank you for setting up this arena, I have had my fill for today!
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>>9374403
Thanks, now off to bed.
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Kys Merak
>Merak
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>>9374276
W-What? Was that a trick of the mind? Just where did that voice come from?
>Kosaku looks back before taking one step back, staring at the woman in surprise. "She followed me? But I don't understand. How did she follow me? Why did she follow me? Most importantly, what is she going to do from me?"
>All that Kosaku manages is a quiet sentence in his shocked stupor.
Snowman? What are you doing here? Is there a reason for the appearance?
>>9374340
>>9374346
Thank you for providing this for us, Elizabeth. It was a great game. Oh, and I must add a congratulations as well.
(Need another post for the character limit, give me a second)
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>>9374380
He has won so often though, I might as well congratulate the fish for swimming
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>>9374412
>Tucks into bed
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>>9374413
>Wat
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>>9374319
Oh don't worry about me. It wouldn't hurt if I lost an eye!
>The woman backs away from him, not because of his awkwardness. Because she wanted to get a good look at him.
It is as though you are a bird mixed with man! It is a pleasure meeting you, Mordecai. You may call me Elizabeth.
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>>9374417
So much praise this late in the night! I thank you all for something as well. The reason escapes my mind.
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>>9374423
i said die
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>Nighto everybody.
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>takes everyone's cherries
mwahahahaha
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>>9374412
Tata, child of red! I love the title you gave me!
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>>9374427
Thank you once again young lady. I'll win again some day.
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>>9374425
You heard yourself. Kys.
>Merak
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OKABE UNBAN ME NOW
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>>9374386
No that's cool, if you wanna like, keep your life private and stuff it's not like I could make you tell me anyways.
>>9374427
Uhhhh....okay then. It's uh, nice to meet you Elizabeth. Also yeah, I guess I kinda do stand out here...
>>9374435
Dude. Not cool.
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>>9374429
Die as in the singular of dice, correct?
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>>9374370
The fame, and the ability to say even an idiot like me can make it if we try hard enough. Plus it will give the kids I coach someone to really cheer for!
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>>9374434
I hope you find sheets that go all the way down to your feet. Goodnight.
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>>9374442
Lol wut
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>>9374442
Did he block you too?
He blocked me.
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>>9374447
Are you planning to get there all by yourself? Or do you plan on taking a few of your little athletes with you on your climb to the major leagues?
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fucking KILL YOURSELF AUSSA
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Kill yourself... AUSSA!
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Dear courageous soul, you are appreciated. Thank you for being here.
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>>9374446
... Sometimes I wonder if you're dumber than Cirno... Of course, that's obviously what I meant.
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>>9374346
Only two kills? Must be a slow week at the hospital.
>congrats Eggman. Thanks for hosting, Eli.
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>>9374434
Tata to you as well.
>>9374435
Hmm, are you looking for something?
>>9374438
I do hope everyone has the chance to taste victory one day. It is a wonderful taste that I can only compare to with the wonderful taste of seafood.
>>9374445
That is why I am finding you so interesting at the moment! Are there any others like you back in your domain? Are there any humans or did you overthrow them like I have heard about the one with the apes?
>>9374359
Why this is so sudden! I don't know if I feel the same to be honest. But I certainly do like you.
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>>9374472
What would I do with a die? I'm a bit confused right now.
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>>9374457
They're all a bit young to go to the big leagues, but if I'm able to make it, it'll show them that they can make it too. So, in a way, yeah, but not in the way most would think
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>>9374489
Yeah there's humans in my world too, and other people like me....and gumball machines.
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>>9374490
Have you ever tried flipping one inside out?
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KOSAKU WHERE ARE THE REPLIES
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>>9374494
You're going to have to have a few tickets and autographs ready. I can hear their little voices now.
"Coach, remember us! Can we get a few tickets to the big game? How about backstage, coach? Can we meet the stars?"
Ah... Don't tell me they were just a step on your staircase to greatness!
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>>9374500
That would almost certainly break the die
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>>9374417
Depends. If you're up to something, could call it surveillance, maybe espionage. If not, calling it "stalking" works.
>>9374445
I already got a rep, bird. Doesn't matter how much I tell you.
>Another cigarette drag.
'Course, if I tell you too much, I'm gonna have to make sure you don't tell anyone else.
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>>9374521
Have you seen it though?
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I need twelve districts of two.
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>>9374304
(Honestly I thought people would be overwhelmed by all the description and post length I put into my posts
Ay mang, feel free to RP with me whenever you wish. As long as people are comfortable with me then I won't mind who does it)
>>9374312
>Kosaku stays speechless, staring intensely at the man even as he begins to leave the area. He's incredibly shocked at the man's casual attitude (He'd even go far as to say its worse than his, even if that's not quite the truth), just gazing off into space. After he's sure the man has left, he silently summons 「Killer Queen」 next to him, talking to himself.
I refuse to fight without a good reason to. I'm not a mindless brute, but if you force me to, I will get incredibly rowdy. I hope you're not expecting a grand fight. I just want a quiet life.
>Kosaku heads in the opposite direction, 「Killer Queen」following close behind. "I'm beginning to gain enemies. If I continue to follow the path I've chosen, I can say goodbye to the quiet reputation I still have." ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ...
>>9374342
>Kosaku grunts as he falls to the ground, staying paralyzed for a few moments before looking up with a weak grin. "If that's the game he wishes to play, then I'm all set. It's nothing that Kosaku Kawajiri cannot handle."
Why, pick any place you wish. I don't enjoy bragging, but I'm not as weak as you think I am. Since you're so happy at getting to choose how to kill me, I suggest aiming for my hand first. It would indeed be hard for me to escape if my hands were paralyzed.
>Kosaku spits some blood out, lying on his elbow. "If I'm lucky, maybe, just maybe, he might do what I tell him to. If I just manage to activate 「Bites The Dust」, I can run away scott-free, and I can change fate enough to run. But how can I activate it if revealing my identity myself is ineffective? I need to hope for the best, or just activate it without revealing it somehow."
>>9374512
(HOW EASY DO YOU THINK IT IS TO TYPE OUT NOVELS IN ONE POST, ANON)
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>>9374535
Vino
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>>9374535
Draco
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>>9374535
Pepe
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>>9374535
Hana
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>>9374535
Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>9374535
Dedenne
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>tfw drank $500 worth of monster in a day and now my my piss is green and I can smell it when I piss
W-What the fuck
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>>9374517
Of course they aren't just a step. I'd give anything to protect the kids in my care, or the friends I've made here or back home. So while I'm here, I'll get stronger so I can do that
>>9374535
Junpei Iori
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>>9374527
Okay ma'am I got it. Not even gonna ask.
>>9374535
Baited Mordecai
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>>9374535
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9374496
Her eyes begin to glow in the most literal way. She could be a human flashlight with how much light they were putting out.
And this is the truth? The one that governs must have had a lot of enjoyment in putting them altogether! You MUST show me if you have any images!
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>>9374535
Gregory House
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Realistically how much will it harm my health if I eat McDonald's once a day every day
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>>9374535
Maria and Harusame
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>>9374535
Junkrat
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>>9374535
Loli Dragon God
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>>9374535
Merak
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>>9374535
Sakura
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>>9374530
Are you going to show me one? I haven't seen one before, no.
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>>9374535
Final Boss of all fiction
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>>9374535
Michael Mell
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>>9374535
Lana's mother
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>>9374535
Marie Korbel
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>>9374535
Bounty hunter
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>>9374556
It depends on how much you eat. I have eaten maybe a burger or two a day my entire life (20 years) and am in good health.
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>>9374535
Kid Baki
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>>9374535
Osamu Dazai
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>>9374535
Black Harpy
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What did you expect
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>>9374535
Regidad
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>>9374535
Snowman
>>9374549
Good, good.
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>>9374527
"Stalking"? Is that what this is for? Good grief, something tells me that you came here to ambush me. Very well.
>Kosaku turns around and faces Snowman, his expression and stare blank. "If I'm lucky, perhaps it's not to ambush me, and merely to coax information. It's time to play the fool when needed."
What's so important that you need to stalk me for it? This truly is a bizarre way to contact people, and I'm sure you already know this.
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>>9374548
Have you got a back up Plan? Things might not work out the way you plan them, even if you do succeed, it's always good to have a backup.
Achieving something is the same as losing a dream. Because once you have it, you may not have a need for it anymore.
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>>9374556
Depends on your metabolism and other shit but if you arent trying to be healthy otherwise I imagine all that sodium and saturated fat will make you go into full heart failure in about 5-10 years, if you don't have a stroke before then. Not to mention you'll feel like shit all the time from having a junk diet.
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>>9374535
Ash Crimson
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>>9374535
Sterling Archer
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>>9374556
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>>9374547
I call bullshit on drinking around 200 monsters in a day. Your heart would be beating like a jackhammer by the tenth. By 15 it would be beating like a teenagers hand when he finds a new porn site.
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>>9374550
I mean, I have some pictures on my phone I guess...
>Pulls out his cellphone and shows the strange girl a bunch of pictures of himself with his friends at the park
>>9374593
Finally a game I can get behind!
>>9374595
Can I at least ask what you're doing here...?
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>>9374536
I love reading and writing. They are two things I will shamelessly admit I am addicted to.
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>>9374593
Sportaflop?
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>>9374618
Thank you Bee man!
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>>9374593
Let's go!
>>9374600
Well, if I don't make it, I'll keep coaching and helping people out
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The arena's suddenly so silent..
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>>9374597
Ambush?
>Snowman chuckles.
I wouldn't call it that. I merely just wanted to know how you felt about being a human shield. If I wanted to kill you, I would've done it already. Don't you think?
>>9374622
Same as everyone else: killing, dying, clapping, rinse and repeat. It gets relaxing after a while.
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>>9374593
SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
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>>9374593
We'll split the bounty 50-50 Marie
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>>9374633
>.png
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>9374593
>potfest
S-Shorty?
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>>9374633
Not gonna die on my first day back.
>>9374635
Oh. I'm doing PR for the park.
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>>9374647
Mokko pls
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>>9374632
>>9374633
Maybe instead, you should be putting the bat to the heads of people you'll get the most money for. From the looks of your agressive participation in the arena, you seem most fit for that job.
I would never pass the chance off to see it personally.
>Runs into the wilderness of the arena
See you there!
>>
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>>9374633
Uhhhh
commentary
>>9374647
Nah.
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>>9374633
>tfw you remove a roleplayer in the bb
Sorry garnet
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>>9374633
Ahahahahaha! Dagon is mine!
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>>9374661
We missed! Run, run, run!
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>>9374661
Aaalright, I'll move my rook ta B-fi-..
...Issis normal?
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>>9374661
Dude you're gonna get feathers up your nose.
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>>9374624
(My nigga, I enjoy those things too
One of the best parts about avaing a JoJo is describing the shit out of the actions they do
Combine that with a god-tier character like Kosaku and you've got a match 「Made In Heaven」)
>>9374635
And I will always be one step ahead, but you already know that. As for the human shield?
>Kosaku pulls out the broken watch from his pocket again, a smile beginning to appear. "Is that what this is about? It's time to see how well I can lie."
Well, firstly, I'm surprised you had decided to hide behind me of all people. Secondly, luck is on my side. Any shots that I had at me would have been easily deflected by one way or another.
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>>9374536
You want me to stab an arrow into your hand to paralyze ya? Mate if you aren't already paralyzed from all those arrows stickin' outta ya, then I don't stickin' ya in the hand's gonna do me any good.
>Junkrat paces back and forth, pondering what to do with this lone arrow. There were so many different ways he could enjoy his time here and it was a little hard to choose. He surveys the damage done to Kosaku and shrugs, ultimately deciding to plant the arrow into the ground with the arrowhead sticking out.
Ooh, I've got somethin' in store for you! You look like a smart fella so maybe you've figured out how this is goin' already. Tell me, whaddya think's happenin' 'ere, suit?
>>9374661
I'm findin' this difficult to follow. The hell does any of this mean?
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>>9374661
Say what you want, but I really don't think there's a god around here.
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>>9374678
NO AWOO
$500 fine
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>>9374661
>>9374685
I'll just move my paaa--noooo...no this is not normal...not in the slightest.
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>>9374696
Can it do tricks? It looks like it can totally do tricks.
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>>9374696
If I ever get cold feet durin' any of our operations, I'm dead meat. No time for fear when you're scrappin bots or stealing from the Queen.
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>>9374696
>>9374697
Ya want me ta go check this weird dimension out? Hell no! Don't try an' make me do somethin' you ain't gonna do yourself! You figure out how ta get us outta here, genius!
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>>9374657
It's more that I'm stuck here for the time being, haven't found my way back to my world yet
>>9374696
Trismegistus!
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>>9374696
Who in the world is attention and why do I owe him any money?
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>>9374654
The park, huh? Flowers, benches...that kinda park? Seems odd to be advertising it here.
>>9374689
Hey, you're a bigger target, aren't you? As for that luck of yours, I used that to my advantage. And I'd *kill* to do it again.
>Snowman emphasizes "kill," oddly enough.
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>>9374696
Today is a new day. In which the same shit occurs.
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>>9374696
>>9374724
He-Hey man! Scouting is pretty important! How're we gonna understand this stuff if we don't explore? How about this? I'll even come with you...this is my problem too after all.
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>>9374736
Guess ya can't find what ya never had, hey? I don't need 'em anyways, I'm fine with just me explosions. And maybe the ol' Hog, if he ain't dead that is.
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>>9374736
>I can see myself on the thumbnail
>Slide won't load so I'm just waiting to find out if I'm dead in the next slide
...
>Aims a gun
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>>9374736
If i'm going to be honest, I stopped caring about winning a while ago. It was just stressful, y'know?
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>>9374736
Ugh. I need to get these out of here.
I'm done for if they attract any bees.
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>>9374735
Yeah basically. Benson said this place has tons of people watching and it'd be the best place to get some attention.
>>9374736
Sorry dude, got the munchies bad.
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>>9374736
>>9374743
ALRIGHT, I'M JUST GONNA DO IT, TELL MY WIFE 'N KIDS I-
>He stands up from his chair, and they're returned to the original dimension.
...Ah.
Huh. It was the chairs. Never doin' that again. Find somebody else ta play chess with ya in the future, kid.
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>>9374744
OwO
w
O
What's this?
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>>9374766
Look they got REALLY bad okay? Don't judge me...
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>>9374766
Why do I have to move? I just don't want to.
Mind your own business.
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>>9374766
That supposed to concern me? I don't get it. Eh, whatever, there's a lotta things I don't get.
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>>9374766
What the hell, dude. Do you even have a sister, anyway?
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>>9374762
...
>Deku cocks his head around...in both disabeilef and relief.
Ohh yeah..su-sure thing. I-I think I'm just...gonna go now. Yo-You uh, haaave a nice day.
>>9374766
>"Wait...isn't she a--"
>Deku instantly shoots forward and tumbles out of the bed...seeming to be perfectly content with sleeping on the cold hard floor.
>"You know...th-this isn't so bad"
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>>9374766
http://poal.me/ddctyd
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>>9374793
>
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>>9374693
>Kosaku sighs, his attempt at tricking the Australian horribly failing. "There might be another chance to activate 「Bites The Dust」, but I can't do that when I can't concentrate from the arrows sticking out of me. What do I do? Maybe I could blow him up mid-sentence." Kosaku snaps back to attention as soon as he calls to him, looking up as much as he can.
I wouldn't have a clue, sir. Are you planning to leave me here and let me bleed out? Are you going to use a rock to finish me off? Goodness me, I doubt it could be anything bizarre, like, say, an explosion. Could it?
>Kosaku fights off the urge to smile, his confidence beginning to get the better of him. "Play your cards right and you'll get out of this, Kosaku! Any obstacle you've ever been in has always been overcome by a combination of luck and opportunities!"
>>9374735
>Kosaku looks at his arm, wondering if she meant his physique. However, he looks back at Snowman as soon as he notices the emphasis on a certain word. "Kill to do it again? Is she implying she'll do the same to me?"
You would kill to do it again, would you? Why, you wouldn't be thinking of disposing me, are you? That's not something the either of us would want.
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>>9374793
>http://poal.me/ddctyd
god damn right I'm a better dancer
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>>9374696
Killing him will be a challenge.
>>9374736
I don't have time for it, there's bounties to catch
>>9374766
NowTHIS is fun! I could buy whatever tools I need!
.
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>>9374793
Uh... can I get some iced tea? Or water?
I'm not old enough for this stuff.
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0
Ignore pls
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>>9374829
>doesn't ignore
>replies
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>>9374793
By a unanimous vote
Ophis, you are eliminated from the Dance-Off.
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>>9374829
>Good taste, one of their best songs
>A7x is a great band I give 0 shits what people say about them
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>>9374829
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>>9374836
Don't make me cut you
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>>9374760
Yeah, if you want a park full of death and murder.
>Snowman pauses.
Which does sound nice, actually. Tell Benson he's doing a good job, will ya? Guy seems to have a good head on his shoulders.
>>9374809
>Snowman takes a longer-than-usual drag off her cigarette.
If it's what the Arena wants, then I will.
>>9374829
I raise you this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6HF7mxTlo
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>Was going to swap Asgore in but the site decided no for me. For some reason it is hard to post anything. Sorry for the lateness.
>>9374475
I shouldn't have missed this. I know it is late but thank you as well.
>>9374622
You weren't lying at all. They are all there! I must find to beacon of oddness.
>Elizabeth
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Test
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>>9374838
Wa-Wait what did I do? Wait is this; no it couldn't be, that was years ago...and in an MMO.
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>>9374838
>>9374839
>>9374823
Split it evenly now.
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>>9374662
>It's cool. With how late it is along with the fact that the site is crapping out on me, I think it is telling me to go to sleep.
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>>9374838
Hold on..
Are you seriously taking notes?
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>>9374838
Dude what are we even going to do with this thing?
>>9374852
I mean, that's not TOO different from how it is now? I'll uh, pass that along.
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>>9374856
It's the thought that counts, honey. Besides, being outta the Arena makes small talk easier.
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>>9374793
You some kinda...rat...mouse hybrid? Whatever ya are, I appreciate it.
>>9374809
>A devilish smirk forms on Junkrat's face as he begins to whistle nonchalantly, walking with exaggerated movements behind his back. Junkrat places his prosthetic leg on the man's shoulder, leaning forward and putting a slight amount of pressure on it. The explosion was the ideal way of ending things, but the simple fact of the matter was that Junkrat had no grenades on him, otherwise this whole sadist routine would've never played out in the first place.
Ya see that arrow stickin' outta the ground? That's how this is gonna go. Now it don't matter much 'cause this place is weird and you'll be respawnin' soon anyways, but if ya don't want to meet such a grisly end I'll give ya one shot to escape it: ya gotta tell me a funny joke. Not just crack a smile, but full-on belly laugh. I know suits aren't good at humour, so let's see how you do!
>Junkrat laughs maniacally, completely unaware of any special powers the man may possess. If he had any way of killing him he was free to do so.
>>9374838
I'll let you in first, kid. Just don't take too long, roight?
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>>9374838
>>9374866
Well, this is nice.
Wait. Why is there a rat with us?
>>9374871
>rather than grabbing the rock, Merak just warps it right over his foe.
There.
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>>9374871
Dude no, why is this happening to me?
>>9374856
Yeah, the park can get pretty crazy sometimes.
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>>9374885
Some lingering tension from night 2.
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>>9374879
While that is true, I must have angered the spirits in some way since it is difficult to communicate. I may have to rest earlier because of it.
>>9374896
Yes. The park. I been to one of these parks before. But it wasn't as varied as yours seem to be. Is that a being made of clouds?
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>>9374897
That's the plan actually...so don't worry about it. I-I won't be doing anything to you, you have my word.
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>>9374871
Just gives us a burnin' log mate, we need it for our fire. I don't want to do anything drastic to ya lad, so...
>Junkrat then gets killed.
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>>9374897
Not this time dude,
>>9374908
Oh yeah. She's pretty cool, her Dad's kinda nuts though...
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>>9374897
Nice try. Next time try using something a little bit less outdated. Like a gun.
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>>9374875
Oh?
>If Snowman had eyebrows, she'd most certainly have raised them.
Tell me about the park.
>>9374908
That's a shame. I was hoping to hear about those cards of yours. But, if you need to rest, then feel free. I know that feeling all too well.
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>>9374919
Shouldn't that be "Junkrat is then killed"?
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>>9374897
Sample Text
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>>9374932
This is going to get annoying really quick
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>>9374932
Hmm...
Shouldn't we give this stuff to the cops?
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>>9374932
>
>>9374929
It's the park. Crazy stuff happens there like, a lot. The work sucks though, it's boring. Don't tell Benson I said that though he'll probably fire me or something.
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>>9374949
The downside to faking your death.
>>
Real quick give me 3 active tributes with a first/last name, Ruby's Rimworld game made me want to do one too
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>>9374931
Same thing roight? I got killed, ain't no two ways about it.
>Uh...I'm tired? Yeah, that's a good excuse. I'll go with that.
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>>9374962
Craig Bones
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>>9374958
>Izuku sticks the shovel in the ground, leaning on it afterwards and wiping some sweat off his brow.
Man...dying so young must've been terrible. The poor kid didn't get the chance to live...
>>
A sudden end to this night is a bit of a mood killer but it will make the next time even better. Take care everyone.
>>9374921
My mind is filled with many whimsical and dangerous situations that could happen in that location. I would like to learn more about this park but I must part for now. Mordecai, was it? Tata!
>>9374929
I wish to speak more as well but the spirits...
Should they calm down sometime later this day, I will gladly tell you of them. Tata!
>>9374958
I must thank you for this game before leaving. It is the least I can do.
>>
>>9374958
So I guess I need to change the text color on this.
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>>9374958
Pervert.
This is why I don't trust you.
>>9374962
Merak
>does it really need a last name?
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>>9374871
天皇陛下万歳.
>>9374897
The only thing I have to fear is fear itself.
>>9374962
Baki Hanma
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>>9374958
That's not true I've had..I mean....yeah, you're right.
>>9374974
See ya Elizabeth.
>>9374977
I'm not hungry. I need to think about my life.
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>>9374977
>Welp. G'night.
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>>9374977
These tunes are pretty good, huh dude?
>>9374981
You're the one that looked. You made it gay, bro
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>>9374981
Banned 1 more
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>>9374977
>>9374556
It's looking bleak.
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>>9375000
Marie Korbel
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>>9375001
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
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>>9375001
>the batter instead injures his hand while attempting those tricks because he is not graceful in any way
>>
>>9375000
Made me giggle fuck you
>>
>>9375007
Harpy may rack up a few unknown sponsors.
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>>9374852
It's not what the "arena" "wants", it's what you want. Good grief, I had never expected you to be the kind of person that blames the setting for their choices.
>Kosaku idly fixes his tie, looking out towards the round and musing to himself. "What the arena wants? Why did she say that? She's not the first one to, but you cannot be persuaded to do something unless by magic. It must be a cover-up to catch me off track."
So be it. But don't expect me to go down easily.
>>9374889
>Kosaku grunts as the pressure is applied, becoming closer to the arrow. Kosaku was a simple man who was no-nonsense and rather boring, to be frank, so having to tell a joke to a man with d i f f e r e d tastes of humor would be something impossible... Had he been a normal man. "I suppose I need to check on my sense of humor. Shinobu would be delighted to find out I had some single shred of personality."
Very well, then. If it's a joke you want, it's a joke you'll get. A humble mangaka gets the first chapter of his new series into Shonen Jump. A rather famous mangaka approaches him and asks, "Would you like to hear my professional opinion on your latest chapter?" "Sure," replies the newcomer. "It's pretty much worthless," sneered the famous mangaka. "I don't mind, you can tell me anyway," the newcomer says.
>Kosaku sighs, getting ready to use 「Killer Queen」 to get out of this horrible situation. "I need to work on my delivery. No, no, I need to quit humor altogether. It was clearly horrible, and it certainly didn't suit me at all. I should wait for his reaction, first."
>>
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>>9375021
I knew it was a bad idea to let him go earlier.
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>>9375021
FINISH HIM
Wait..
That did nothing.
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>>9374950
I could care less about how boring it is or how you feel. Just tell me about this "crazy stuff."
>>9374974
Seeya around.
>>9375024
News flash, sweetie: you can't kill or die outside of the Arena. I thought you would've known that by now. Maybe I underestimated you.
>Snowman smirks.
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>>9375021
>>9375035
Gotcha dude.
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>>9375038
I resent that remark. Nerd
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>Good night HG.
>>
>>9375038
SURPRISE !
>>
>>9375038
I swear if I get second place im gonna start a fire.
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>>9375038
Wow dude. Not cool. At all.
>>9375039
Okay so there was the time the park almost deleted itself, the time an arcade machine demon almost destroyed the world, the time Rigby almost got replaced by a copycat...
>>9375052
>Night dude.
>>9375057
Dude no way I'm getting hit by that.
>>
>>9375057
F
I just learned about that event's existence.
>>
>>9375052
Bye
>>
>>9375052
don't come back.
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>>9375065
FINAL TWO
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>>9374974
>>9374991
>Kosaku raises his hand to the two departing, nodding with a smile.
Farewell to the two of you. I eagerly await your returns.
>>9375039
>Kosaku scoffs, crossing his arms and leaning back slightly, almost posing. He might look silly, but at the right angle, he would like rather intimidating. ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ...
And who was the one that said you couldn't do either of those things? Have you tested them? Every action here is not "caused" by something. Just what made you think that, Snowman? You're not the first person to imply that, and frankly, I disagree.
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>>9375076
...what a final 2...
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>>9375076
Is it useless? Yes. Is it childish? Yes. Is it funny as hell? You bet!
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>>9375076
So...close...dude.
>That's it for me tonight, cool seeing you guys again. 'Night!
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>>9375076
AND
WHAT?!
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>Last time I won was over a month ago
It was kinda funny at first but now I'm starting to really really really fucking hate it.
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>>9375076
Who will win, a kid or DA MAN
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>>9375077
(look rather intimidating
Yare yare)
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>>9375057
...I think I'm gonna need to have a little chat with you about this event, host. And I'm not even in it.
>>9375064
Demons destroying the world...hm. Anything else? Looking for more towards the death and mayhem end, not the trivial things.
>>9375077
If I'm not the first person, that means you're in the minority, hun. Maybe, just maybe, you're wrong. Face the facts. The sooner you break that illusion, the better off you are.
>>9375083
Leaving without an answer, huh? Whelp: until we meet again, bird. And you had better remember those stories.
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>>9375024
>Junkrat remains still for a moment, his current mood unreadable. All of a sudden he explodes into a fit of laughter, removing his leg from the man's shoulder.
Mangaka?! MANGAKA?! What kinda word is that? Sounds like some kinda messed up mango!
>Junkrat walks to the arrow and kicks it out of the ground, sending it flying a considerable distance away. A childish giggle escapes every now and then as he sits on lays down on the ground besides Kosaku.
Mangaka, huh? Never heard of it, but the joke's translatable in every language. Yeah, don't think I'll kill ya mate. Though I'm also not gonna help you, bugger that.
>If there's anything to be gained from this experience with Junkrat, it's the knowledge that he is completely deranged.
To be honest I wasn't gonna go through with it anyways. Just gettin' in your head, mind games and all that. Ultimately it wouldn't matter 'cause you wouldn't stay dead, so it ain't nearly as fun, don't you agree?
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>>9375084
Congrats to the winner, thanks for hosting dude!
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>>9375084
CONGRATS JUNPEI FOR NOT CHOKING AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND
>>9375090
see
>>9375065
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>>9375099
&thanksforplaying
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>>9375093
>>9375024
Excuse me, but I couldn't help but hear you speaking from the other room. Two words in your sentence caught my ear, do you want to guess what they were? "Manga" and "shit." Surely, SURELY, you were talking about a different, inferior manga, like that trash One Piece or the ridiculously over-praised new release about superheroes, and not my pride and joy, Pink Dark Boy. I would have you know that everyone who has even laid a single eye upon the first page of my manga has fallen in love with it, and immediately read through the entire series as a metaphorical hook dragged them through the waves of what I'd written. I write for the people, and I, more than anyone else, know what the people want. It's my job to understand my fans, and deliver to them, and I am the best at my job. So, to suggest that my manga is "shit," you must be a fairly sad person, yourself. I'm willing to bet you're not proud of a single achievement in your life, that you've been left unfulfilled with every goal you have tried to reach. Unlike me, Rohan Kishibe, you are a failure. You are someone that seeks refuge in pointing out the flaws in others where they may not even exist, to distract from your own bitter anger within you. This is what separates me, your superior, from you. The writer from the fans. And, of course, without fans, there would be no author to stand above them and provide for them. You should be thanking me for putting my life essence into writing creative stories for you people. So, no, my manga is not "shit." My manga is the greatest creation to ever grace this planet Earth, and you're simply too dull to realize it. Wake up, anon, and gain a sense of artistic value. Is there really no end to how dull you people can be? Truly. I've searched and searched for a place where I can find likeminded individuals to myself without running across one neanderthal, and yet my search has come up fruitless. Nothing. Reevaluate yourself before you go out and judge others.
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>>9375100
Thanks for hosting
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>>9375099
'Grats.
>>9375100
Thanks for that, host, even with that disgusting event.
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>>9375099
>>9375100
Thanks for hosting for us as always.
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>cums on your face
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>>9375115
>bites your cock off
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>>9375099
Thanks for hosting!
>>9375095
>>9375108
Thanks for the congrats, dudes
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>>9375100
Cheers cobber. Congrats to the slugger.
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>>9375085
You can't run bad forever. And there will be times when your opponents run bad too. Just gotta play more.
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>>9375090
A total of two people had said that, including you. The other one was a woman who looked irresponsible, and honestly did not look one single bit trustworthy. Simple, rather.
>Kosaku scoffs again, closing his eyes and facing the other side. "Like I'm wrong. What person blames the environment for their actions? I can excuse the mindset, but blaming the setting is the true definition of, what's the word... 'Irresponsibility'."
No action can be controlled unless done so by supernatural means. To blame the setting isn't really responsible.
>>9375093
Someone that draws comic strips, I suppose you Westerners would call them. Artists. I am unsure if the Westerners even have mangakas.
>Kosaku leans on his elbow, slowly trying to get up. It's not quite working, but the effort is admirable. "If I just had a bit more strength, I could sit up instead of lying down. That would truly aid me instead of lying down!"
The feeling of superiority would be worth it, would it not? Goodness, you almost had me ready to accept my fate. At least I'm not completely dead. Just what made you think that me telling you a joke would be an alternative to just finishing me off, sir?
>>9375099
>>9375100
Thank you for providing us with this. And a hearty congratulations to the "man".
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>>9375151
>Snowman laughs harder and longer than she's ever laughed before in Kosaku's presence. It's almost mocking.
This entire place is supernatural! How else could you possibly explain being able to die and live again? Honestly, you've got to just be playing dumb right now.
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>>9375129
>>9375151
And thanks for the congrats to you dudes too
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Is it just me or have things been really boring lately? No good games, no good movies, nothing. Feels like I've been stuck playing the same shit since 2012.
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>>9375105
>Kosaku almost has a heart attack from the speech, not expecting one of his enemies to just s h o w u p out of nowhere. "Rohan Kishibe? But how? No one else from Morioh except Duck and possibly Shinobu should be here! Oh, but wait, it must be an illusion. Perhaps I should just quell its fears by clarifying the joke."
Rohan Kishibe? I'm honored to have you here in front of me, but the joke was not about your manga, it was about yourself. Forgive me for the tasteless joke. I can assure you that there's no possible chance I'll make that joke again.
>>9375169
>Kosaku mutters to himself, his fingernails slightly growing, almost entirely unnoticeable. Snowman wouldn't be able to hear much, but three words are definitely clear. "「Bites The Dust」".
None of that is of my concern. Reincarnation or restoration to a previous state would sit fine with me, I suppose, but saying you're forced to do something isn't the sign of a responsible person. How can we be sure that every interaction we make is "real" if we were "forced" to do it? Or do you apply that to things you're ashamed of doing?
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>>9375208
The manga thing is a copypasta
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>>9375205
It'll get better, not every year can be a good year
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>>9375208
>Snowman takes another long drag off her cigarette. Even after that, however, she says nothing for a few moments, and just stares beyond Kosaku, into the horizon behind him.
You believe in God, Kosaku?
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>>9375151
A suit tryin' to tell a joke is like watching a train crash unfold before your eyes in slow motion, I just can't miss the opportunity. You're all the same: stiff, rigid, hard, firm...
>Junkrat continues speaking until he's exhausted the list of synonyms to use for the word "stiff."
A bit of excitement can't do a suit no harm now can it? It's just a bit of fun between two blokes, ain't nothing bad can come from that. 'Cept for those arrows of course, but that's just part of the game we play.
>Junkrat rises from the ground, groaning as he does. He stretches his arms and lets out a deep yawn.
Well, catch ya mate. Have a good one. If I see anybody on the way I'll get them to help you out, I 'spose.
>And just like that, Junkrat starts to walk away without any regard of the man's well-being.
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>>9375225
Does God believe in Kosaku?
Love should go both ways
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>>9375225
>Snowman
>Is a woman
:thinking:
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>>9375243
>she's snowman
>she's no man
;pondering;
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Souda unblock me please
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My dick is erupting into a mountain of hot sticky jizz on my keyboard get the compressed air daddy
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>>9375205
Watch anime.
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>>9375242
Does God believe in anyone?
>>9375243
Check the 8. It's not hard to figure out as long as you got a brain.
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>>9375279
Wait a second, that's a nine
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>>9375216
(>implying Kosaku Kawajiri, the man who got his ass kicked by a plant, would be able to tell the difference between a fake and the real thing
honestly both Rohans are assholes so Kosaku wouldn't really be able to tell the difference lmao)
>>9375225
>Kosaku stares past Snowman as well, giving the facade that he's locking eye contact with her. In reality, he's deducing what to say next without causing suspicion.
Not quite. I'm not a very religious person, although I do believe in superstitions. Are you a Christian, Snowman?
>>9375226
I'm not that bad. I at least attempted to tell you a joke, even at the cost of my own self-esteem. Good grief, I knew I should have attempted to crawl away... Farewell, I suppose. Feel free to direct any help to me if you don't forget my predicament first. Goodness.
>Kosaku watches as the man walks away, silently cursing every person he knows for not granting him the strength to get help. "I suppose I need to just rest until I'm at a state where I can seek help. Goodness knows if I would even be able to recover in the first place. All these arrows... I hope I at least gained a Stand ability from it."
>Unfortunately for Kosaku, he didn't. He fell asleep while resting, and is still awaiting help.
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>>9375279
>>9375243
>The 8
That white thing is her wiener
>mfw
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>>9375296
His post number ended with a nine
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Does Medusa have snakes for pubes
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>>9375297
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>>9375303
oh fuck i'm retarded lmao
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>>9375312
Not anymore.
>Spits out a hair
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>>9375312
Probably.
Not sure if that's hot or terrifying.
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>tfw just fapped to futa
Normally I wouldn't but it felt different this time.
By the way fapping to futa is gay. Faggots.
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>>9375289
>>9375297
The peanut gallery's going wild, I hear.
>>9375294
Few cans short of a six-pack, huh? Guess I need to spell it out for you: the number eight looks like a snowman.
>>9375290
That's besides the point. Anyways, if there's a god, how do you know you have free will? Couldn't it just be him controlling every single little thing you do? Are we ever in control of ourselves, Kosaku?
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>>9375326
Depends on if she can control them and make them wrap around your dick or not
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>>9375327
Just imagine the dick as a strap-on
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>>9375257
Pics or you're faking it
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>>9375327
Futa is shit.
Falling to traps is where it's at.
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>>9375327
if Im gonna have to see a dick, I'd rather it be a chick's dick.
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>>9375341
>Falling
The state of someone who faps to traps, everyone.
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>>9375332
But snowmen traditionally have three snowballs. Very rarely are they just two.
Either way it's an incredibly convoluted name. Eightball would be way more obvious and generally make more sense.
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>>9375366
I'm pretty sure eightball also means a ball of coke.
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>The bounty hunter keeps his concentration focused on the new faces. Walking towards the anons, he tosses a gold coin into thier palms to sweeten the deal on a request he is about to
Any of these lot got bounties on thier heads?
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>>9375365
>not falling on a trap
What are you, gay?
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Yesh
>shows a WANTED poster with your face on it
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>cum
>have to take a piss
Made some mistakes mates
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>>9375381
Kys Baron
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>>9375406
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>>9375406
I DO NOT LIKE PEDOPHILES
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>>9375406
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>>9375366
Trying to tell me how to be named, huh? You got guts, kid. I admire that. Just don't let me catch you alone, or else they'd be all over the floor.
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Bane?
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>>9375406
Almost fell for it
Also die
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>>9375420
Watch it. You're going to cut yourself with that edge.
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>>9375396
Give me that!
>He snatches the poster looking at the prize reward, it is-
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>>9375332
Is that not a paradox in itself? I must have read it somewhere when I was younger, because it sounds familiar.
>Kosaku sighs, rubbing his forehead with his sleeve. "A discussion about paradoxes. Goodness me, everything is becoming bizarre nowadays. Well, I may as well go in all the way."
Let me answer that question with another question, Snowman. Adam and Eve. If they did not have free will because God had told them not to eat the fruit from the tree, did He know in advance that they would disobey Him?
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>>9375432
The reward is 50 loaves of bread and a blowjob
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>>9375415
Capra/Rinoa/Adachi calm down
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>>9375440
(reeee)
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>>9375443
>purposely excluding me
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>>9375442
That's it?!
>He rips the poster in half, irritated that the realm would backstab him at such a low price.
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>>9375406
Damn, you almost got me with that child porn prank of yours bro.
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>>9375431
If that's want you want to call it. I'd prefer "a deterrent."
>>9375440
Going back to the Bible, huh? Never read it. Didn't interest me.
>Snowman pauses.
We're getting sidetracked. Point I'm trying to make is, do you really know if you're in control of everything? Move your arm. You can say you did that of your own accord, but do you know that? Maybe some sort of god made you do that. Do you know for sure or not? Now, apply that to the Arena. Do you know if it influenced you or not?
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>>9375399
I know that feel
But I also know how to focus hard enough to take a piss withing 1 minute of fapping.
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>>9375381
>Puts paper towel on head like a turban.
Come at me bro
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>>9375498
"Men who are able to urinate approximately two minutes or less after an orgasm likely have a penis of under average size or functionality."
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>>9375464
Good grief. Never mind that. To me, the only people that blame the setting for what happened to them are irresponsible. Do you know why I believe that, Snowman? One simple reason.
>Kosaku motions around them, pointing at the surroundings. Some places have bloodstains still, some have been cleaned, but Kosaku doesn't seem phased by it.
You can say the free will paradox is null because you only apply that to certain things. You're only "forced" to do things you dislike. If it's anything you wouldn't object to, you would go along happily. Do you wish for me to explain?
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>>9375504
Citation? I'm lazy.
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>>9375504
First one.
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>>9375509
>Snowman just stares at Kosaku, to the point where it's uncomfortable. Her unblinking, white eyes seem to stare directly through him.
So you're saying that you've killed children, woman, and animals, all of your own accord, with no influence, and within the limits of what you know you can do. Is that right?
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>>9375510
Exercising the Penis by Aaron Kemmer
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>>9375503
How much are you worth? Who are you, you don't look like any wanted djinni to me.
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Wow it's a new thread
>>9375524
>>9375524
>>9375524
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>>9375529
Get it? BOUNTY! On my head!
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>>9375525
Thanks
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COCKS!!
>KING KNIGHT
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