RWBYgt Trash General #193: All Quiet on The Shitpost Front E

>10
Quiet night.

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>>9374524
Been quiet for more than just one night
How many questrunners are left at this point?

>>9375045
0

>>9375045
1

Work just ended. Resuming IQ when I get back.

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Look what I found!

>>9380586
Thanks for reminding me why I hate this place.

>>9380625
Thatch placed the idea in my head, I am not responsible

>>9380639
Nah, it's fine.
I should actually thank you for reminding me that I could be doing literally anything else with my time.

On an unrelated note, IQ's cancelled.

>>9380696
See ya tomorrow faggot

>>9380696
Well, shit. I was having a nice day, too.

R.I.P RWBYgt

>>9383204
Truly these are the end-times.

>>9383615
Well you've only got yourselves to blame.

Fucking Dryden killed this thread. I warned you all he was awful but none of you listened.

>>9385691
How exactly did he do that? He was going to run a quest for a change.

>>9385691
>Dry killed the thread
>not the fact that no one else wants to run quests anymore and you being an asshole drove him off

I don't even care how easy this bait was, you got me, whatever. Here's your (You).

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>>9385691

>>9385718
With attentionwhoring and bad art.

>>9385746
>>9385779
Oh sorry if me calling Dryden out makes me an asshole. I should just suck his dick like you guys.

>>9385828
>With attentionwhoring
I can't seem to recall that.
>and bad art.
That's entirely subjective, and I happen to disagree with you.

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>>9385828
>I made the one guy trying to keep the place alive leave, but I'm not an asshole, I swear

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Deader than a red head.

Bump in the night.

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Boop

>>9392719
Just stop. This thread made its bed with its Dryden whiteknighting, now lie in it. It's over.

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>>9375045
I love your image.
Also, I'm running out of ideas for my inventor to create in DnD so I came here looking for suggestions. Things I have so far are:
>Flintlock
>Rapier-Revolver
>Shotgun-Battleaxe
>Waist-Mounted Harpoons (think Attack on Titan)
>Caltrop Cannon

I'm looking for a balance of melee and ranged combat, just throw ideas out and write them down.
Looking for some versatile combinations so I can be prepared for every possible situation. Like having pic related for fire-based situations.

>>9393150
Throwable 'sticky guns' that fire at a cloud released by a thrown vial of 'target dust' (more accurate if target is 'painted' via arrow or target ball from a sling or equivalent.)

>>9393590
When I say dust, I don't mean RWBY dust I mean like chaff.

>>9393590
Could be set up beforehand for an ambush. Things like that.

why am I doing this

Choose place

>Land
>Sea
>Air

>>9395414
(Other options)

>Underwater
>Space
>Unknown

>>9395429
SPACE

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"Space...The final frontier"

"In Space...No one can hear you scream"

"Don't ...space... out on me now"

"C'mon, give me some...space...here"

"...Space...fucking sucks"

"You fucking suck"

"I do the fucking, you do the suck"

"Ew, faggot"

"That's like...the complete opposite of faggot"

>Choose your Main Character

>Simon (Female)
>Batty (Cute version of Batista) (Male)

>>9395687
Simon

>spacke fucking sucks
SHUT UP BATTY

>>9396013
Speaker lodged in your office: "Captain Lindarte needed on deck, I repeat, Captain Lindarte needed on deck"

"Calling you Captain"

"Thank you Lieutenant"

"No problem Captain"

you stop your usual stargazing and verbal shitposting hour with batty as you head towards deck

Speaker: "Lieutenant Batista needed on weapons division, we're heading to a rock cluster soon"

Batty gets up and scratches his hair "what about my goodbye kiss?"

"I'll give you a goodbye "Look at my ass" that works for you?"

"I do that everyday"

"Leering at your superiors is prohibited you perv"

"You don't have a jurisdiction on my eyes, sir"

"You just wait before I get one" you slap your ass and flip him off as you head towards the pilot cabin

>Once you reach the Cabin, most of your underlings stand up and give you a military salute

"At ease"

>The only one who didn't is the Ship navigator, Lucy, currently doing a crossword puzzle

"Yo, Captain, what's the opposite of black"

>"Educated"
>"...White?"
>(Dope slap her)
>"Try, "Get to work, bitch"
>"Navigator Lucy, show more respect to your superior"

Why are you faggots still trying to keep the thread alive?

>>9396180
>"Educated"

>>9396180
>>"...White?"

>>9396214
"Educated"

"Captain, I'm black"

"Exactly, Besides, you're delicious Brown, big difference"

>"Isn't it more like ebony passion?"

>"Nah, It's a california gold"

>"Nope, it's a Chocolate delight to me"

"Any-motherfucking-way" you shout as you sit on the very comfy leather's captain chair that no one except you is supposed to sit in "What's the status report"

"Fucking....NOOOOTHIIIING" Ensign Jack shouts as he goes back to reading his manga

"That's 4th time in a row where it's fucking nothing!"

"3rd time in a row sir! the first one was just regular nothing!" Ensign Shirley exclaims

"Surely you jest!"

"Only on happy hour fridays sir!" Shirley responds

"Navigator, what's our position"

"between a star and another star sir!"

"Damn, could this be we're lost?"

"We're just a few clicks away from a planet sir"

"How many clicks?"

Lucy clicks the mouse "only 4 more left sir"

"Well?"

"..."

Lucy clicks the mouse four times "Aha! we found a planet!"

"What's the name?"

"....RWBY sir!"

"It's that what it's called?"

"I think it's pronounced RWBY"

"And how is She calling it?"

"RWBY sir"

"Eh, Tomato, Tomato" Lucy shrugs

"Sir, what's the order!" Ensign Ruby speaks

>"Two large pepperonis, with extra sauce!"
>"Ruby, bring me the analyze cube!"
>"We land on it of course!"
>"We blow it up of course!"
>"Contact me to the king of that planet!"
>"I sense degeneracy in that planet, let's leave!"

>>9396489
"Let's run a global full-spectrum scan to see if there are species intelligent enough to use electromagnetic waves as communication!"

>>9396489
>>"We land on it of course!"

>>9396544
"Let's run a global full-spectrum scan to see if there are species intelligent enough to use electromagnetic waves as communication!"

"Quick! we need a nerd translator!"

"She says to turn the Radio on!"

"On it sir!"

You shout "And make sure to hook it on the TV"

"You heard the Captain, turn on the TV!"

>"Sir, I'm getting a reading!"

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j1_Ey-qIVE

"Incredible..." you say as you shield your eyes from the cuteness "Private Jack! what's the funk status?!"

"Outright groovy mama!"

"Let's looks for another signal! one that's less Jive than this one!"

>"Sir, we found the second strongest signal!"

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYW2GmHB5xs

"Hey! that girl looks like you Ruby!"

"It does?!" Assistant Ruby yelps "Am I an Alien then?"

"Impossible, Aliens are green and meant for interspecies breeding!"

"So that's why I've been a virgin so long!"

"No, that's just cause you spit when you talk"

"Awww"

"What do we do now sir?!"

"We land on it of course!"

"...Just like that?"

>"Just like that!"
>"No, we Crash land it! show these not!aliens who they're messing with!"
>"Oh so you're the captain now? please go ahead"
>"Of course not! Private jack! put on the sneaky music and paint the ship purple!"

>>9396803
>"Of course not! Private jack! put on the sneaky music and paint the ship purple!"

>>9396803
>"Of course not! Private jack! put on the sneaky music and paint the ship purple!"
Don't forget to activate the Somebody Else's Problem Field.

>>9396888
this

"Of course not! Private jack! put on the sneaky music and paint the ship purple!"

"Sir! we only have thistle and Mauve!"

"Then we pray for the devil, cause god knows he can't help us now"

"We can activate the Somebody else's problem field!"

"What does it do!"

"it's somebody else's problem"

"Fine! do we have the sneaky music?"

"Putting the music now!"

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4RCOcz9ow

"Sneaky music on!"

"Jesus take the wheel"

"Got it captain" Lieutenant Jesus follows orders

"Now, let's land this bad boy"

>(Rocket noises)
>(Cool CGI spaceship landing and shit, imagine that)

"Hah! perfect landing!"

>"..."

You see the same girl you saw on the second video outside the spaceship look absolutely shocked

"...Status report Navigator Lucy"

"A, sir"

"A?"

"A as in Absolutely fucked"

"Please, I am captain for a reason, I can handle this" as you turn the microphone to the speakers outside the ship on

> "HEY YOU, YES YOU, YOU AIN'T SEEN SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT GATTO, CAUSE THERE'S FUCKING NOTHING IN HERE!"
>"YOU SPEAKY THE ENGLISH?!"
>"ANIMAL, TAKE ME TO THE LEADER OF YOUR PACK!"
>"JELLYFICATION LASER, JELLYFY HER!"
>"I AM SANTA, STATE YOUR WISH!"

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>>9397084
>"ANIMAL, TAKE ME TO THE LEADER OF YOUR PACK!"
puppy ruby is best

>>9397084
>"ANIMAL, TAKE ME TO THE LEADER OF YOUR PACK!"

>>9397177
"ANIMAL, TAKE ME TO THE LEADER OF YOUR PACK!"

she just keeps looking shocked

"I think we broke her captain"

"Nonsense, if anything we're softcore"

The girl approaches the ship and tries to touch it

"HEY, NO TOUCHY THE SHIPPY, UNDERSTAND"

The girl keeps curiously touching the ship

"Maybe she speaks another language!"

"HEY FUCK OFF, FUCCO DE OFFE, COMPRENDE!"

Nope, still touching everything with her filthy alien hands

>"THAT'S IT, JELLYFY HER!"
>(Meet her face to face, uno to uno)
>"Activate the somebody else's problem field!"
>"I AM GOING. TO KEEP. SHOUTING. UNTIL YOU STOP. TOUCHING. MY SHIP"

>>9397399
>(Meet her face to face, uno to uno)
Maybe touching is some form of greeting in her culture, so we should touch her in return!

>>9397399
>(Meet her face to face, uno to uno)
>>9397420
Boot to the head dynamic entry?

>>9397523
nah, she can't take us to her leader when she's knocked out

>>9397420
"Clearly this culture relies on groping things that aren't theirs"

"Are you sure captain?"

"Who gives a shit! she touches my shit! I touch her shit!"

You walk out quite pissed off as you open the door of your spaceship, the girl in front of you reeling back a little

a small silence between you two appears....

>Slappity slap, I slappity your fucking face
>Grab her titties, Everyone likes it when you grab them by the titties
>Get ready for operation handshake
>High five
>"How do you like it!? Boot to face style!"
>"How do you like it?! Face to boot style!"

>>9397575
>>Get ready for operation handshake

>>9397575
>Grab her titties, Everyone likes it when you grab them by the titties

>>9397575
>headpats

>>9397655
This.

That's it

The ULTIMATE HANDSHAKE

You go ahead and pat her head, whilst groping her tits

Red recoils even more "H-hey!"

"Ah, so you speak English!"

"I-I-I shouldn't?"

"Of course not, can you imagine the ridiculous amounts of coincidences and easy story telling that would create? the ensuing unanswered question would create a mediocre product!"

"S-sorry!"

"Anyways..." you say as you extend your hand "This is how we say..."

"Hello!" The girl shakes your hand

"C'mon! these coincidences are getting out of hand!"

"I'm sorry!"

"You should be! fine! my name is Simon, what's your name?"

"R-r-ruby, W-where do you come from?"

"Nonya"

"Nonya?"

"Nonya business"

"That's rude!"

"Take it to Private Shuut"

"Shuut?"

"Shuut uppe"

"You called me sir?" Private Shuut peeks from the door

"I'll tell you later, for now, contact Kissimy"

"Which Kissimy?"

"Kissimy ass"

"You got it sir"

Ruby giggles a little, getting much more calmer "Well you're definitely human, albeit weird"

"Of course I'm human! you're the alien!"

"Hey we both look quite human!"

"C'mon! I look totally different from an alien"

"Why do you think so?"

"W-w-well, first!"

>How does Simon look like?

>>9397831
Tall, slender, blue eyes, blonde pixie cut, and she wears some kind of anime as hell spacesuit.

"I'm taller than you!"

"Not that hard really"

"I'm Hitler's wet dream!"

"Who?"

"No thank you, more of a ramones fan"

"What?"

"And last of all! I got this really stylish, and mildly masculine short hair that makes go reverse trap on people if I wish!"

"...Umm...We also got that"

"...Well, I'm the one with the spacesuit, so fuck you"

"Rude"

"Anyways!"

>"Take me to your leader!"
>"Time for probing! that's what people do right?"
>"Show me your customs!"
>"It is time for interspecies breeding!"
>Other

>>9398231
>"Show me your customs!"
girls can't get pregnant so breeding is out of the question

Glad to see this thread being active again.

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Remember Nicole?

>>9400521
Ye

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Post CYOA waifus you used to love.

>>9402128
Nickel

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>>9402128
Useless lesbian.

>>9402128
Chinlim, the Tiger Faunus waifu

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>>9402128
Chloe was my #2.
TQ had some good girls.

>>9402533
Looking back at this, I regret not giving her abdomen more room for organs.
>>9402781
Holy shit, you kept that?

>>9402965
Fuck off

Thatch, you still making a Chimlim drawing?

>>9402762
>>9403599
Wait who the fuck is Chimlim

>>9402965
Fuck yea I did. See file name.
Also your art's good.

Name a RWBY character that isn't autistic.
Protip: you can't.

>>9405791
Pyrrha.

You can't be autistic if you're dead.

>>9405791
All of them
You can headcanon them to be autistic, but that means nothing

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>>9404489
I tried a rough sketch to rework it. Thoughts on it so far?

>>9406698
The pose is definitely an improvement. The first one had the hips looking kinda wonky

>>9406698
I like it. Thread needs more Izzy.
F

>>9406698
The hair grabbing is a nice touch

>>9406857
Got it.
Gonna finish later.

>>9406950
This
>>9406857
>>9407363
These

>>9406698
looks good

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>>9406698

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Booplesnoot

90

So just as a reminder, is Izzers supposed to be stacked or not?

>>9418392
Uh.
Surprisingly staked, but not so much that she can't pass as a guy with her chest wrapped.
IIrc, anyways.

>>9406698
Oh, hello raging Izzy-boner. It's been a while since you've shown up.

>>9406950
Well in theory TQ isn't dead yet. CYOA does show up now and then so hope still remains, even if he IS crazy unreliable

>>9418913
Yea, but it's easier to just let it go then cling to a corpse.

>>9419081
>corpse

I'd say it's more of a vegetable.

>>9406698
>tfw no WxG sex

>>9422802
Hey Dryhater.

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Hey y'all!

Went away for awhile to avoid some tension in the thread.
Glad to see it isn't dead yet.

Here's something to kick things off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4

>>9422826

Do you really want to stay gone that bad?
Maybe someday you'll understand that Dryhater isn't me at all.

>>9422940
But that conspiracy theory is one of the few things that keeps the threads alive!

>>9423017

Wow.
Let's give it another week then to see if I'm really the Dryhater.

>>9423077
You take things way too personally, Thatch.

>>9423077
Oh come on, I'm supposed to be the downer.
Also nice work on that poster. Did'ya use google translate?
Also sorry that I made something lewd again. I just wanted to see if my skills got any better.

k

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>decide to finally write a fic that's been rolling around in my head for weeks
>already have one follower

It's probably a bot but I'm still excited

Thaaatch. Come back pls
>>9429441
Good for you, anon.

>>9421529
Seconding

>>9431173
It's my sincere hope that Thatch didn't die

Hey, RWBYgt. You wouldn't happen to have Dryden's old milf drawings of various RWBY characters, would you?

>>9435624
I never saved them because he never did a character I actually liked.

>>9435887
Welp. Fair enough. Just thought you'd guys might have them. Sorry for bothering you.

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You know what, fuck it.
I'm not gonna be the next Dryden and let people push me around.

So...

Afternoon, thread!

In one condition though [spoiler] Bernardetta has to join the party.[/spoiler]
>>9431173
>>9433225

c:

I'll kidnap a thousand posters before I let this general die!

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>>9437570
Welcome ba-
>Bernardetta has to join the party

>>9437570
>I'm not ginna be the next Dryden and let people push me around
Well fuck you too.

>>9437628
>>9437695

I was only kidding, anyways when are y'all available for some good ol' fashion questing?

>>9437695
Holy FUCK why have you not killed yourself

>>9437723
Well, now. By the time I'm done watching Off Topic the Samurai Jack finale should be up, then I'll probably play OW for a bit then go to bed.

>>9437781
Why haven't you?

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>>9437781
Clearly you just totally suck at bullying people

>>9437781
I'm 2 spooked to do it, NotThatch.

>>9437570
Run it! Do it now! I crave questing!

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>>9437848
better listen to Chi, he knows what he's talking about

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>>9438175
Not me, but he ain't wrong. Just spamming "hurr kill urself" is pretty low tier.

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>>9438223
Yes, true.

You need to play friendly with people and then just hit them with saying that you don't really see them as your friend.

And repeat that again and again.

And seemingly care for them. And seem a tad worried when they flip out.
And then keep hitting them with not seeing them as your friend.

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>>9438285
Who's Rem?

>>9438329
yes, just change the topic Chi.
that's probably the easiest way

>>9438342
>changing the topic
No, I was both referencing the source of your picture and making a joke about someone not caring about/remembering someone who truly cares for them.

>>9438285
So exactly what Thatch has been doing?
[spoiler]I'm going to keep pushing this meme until it becomes an integral part of these threads[/spoiler]

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>>9438408
as I said.
changing the topic.
not facing that your actions hurt me.

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>>9438468
Tomato, tomato.
I mean, if I'm not your friend, why would I care if I'm hurting you?

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>>9438505
>why would I care if I'm hurting you?
because you're not a terrible, cold asshole.

but of course, you truly are that.

>>9438579
Truly terrible is this veil of semi-anonymity,

>>9438603
>implying I'm not deliberately choosing pictures making it clear who I am

I just want to make sure the thread knows that you're the master of all bullying, and make sure you know how much it hurts me.

>>9438639
Except I'm not Chi.

>>9438579
>because you're not a terrible, cold asshole.
No, I am.

>>9438639
One day, when you stop being a little bitch about everything, you'll thank me for crushing your emotions.

>>9438657
well then >>9438639 to >>9438505

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>>9438712
sure, sure.
"thank you for finally turning me into a cold and heartless jerk just like you sensei!"

well, at the very least I'll never have to worry about not being able to get proper medication~

What the hell is going on in here, RWBYgt?


>>9437820
>>9438001

Both of y'all gotta give me a couple hours though.

>>9438768
Shut up and get on OW, nerd.

>>9439013
>a couple hours

But I asked you to run 1.5 hours ago!

>>9439087

I know, I know but I have to do other stuffs too y'know.

>>9439054
I thought you were watching Jack?

>>9439254
Jack's not even on yet, and I have to wait for the mega link in 45+ minutes.

Sure is dead in here
Also is dry ever gonna finish that rework?

JQ tomorrow, get hype!

Hype hype hype.

>>9442523

What did Dry rework?


>>9438768
>>9439054

Geez, Chi and Admiral, get a room you two.

>>9445334

>>9402781
>>9406698

>>9445588

Comparing the two, Dry definitely has been studying a different approach on anatomy.
Right down to foreground/background perspective and the fixed symmetry of the face.

More confident line structure that allows the overall contour to be laid out more fluently, especially with the added hatched shading (even I'm still not confident enough about light sources and shadows after all these years)

Which makes me jealous as fuck on how much he's improved.
Fuck you for casting a big shadow over my head, Dry!

c:

>>9446174
Ur a faggit

>>9447588
I can see these as actual pokemon

Afternoon, thread

JQ will resume in about 3-4 hours on the dot.

>>9446755

Hi, Dry.

>>9447588
I'd like to pick Fullenglish as my starter, but it's really a whole meal on it's own.

>>9451749
You could always just start with EG, and see how you feel from there.

Is Dry taking requests?

>>9442523
Yes.
Unfortunately for me, what time I have outside of work is taken up by more work.
But I have tomorrow off. I'll be sure to finish it then.
>>9450577
Wasn't me, my senior.

Might have to delay on that JQ today, but I promise we will get back to it eventually.

>>9453585
>eventually

So in how many millions of years?

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Hello chaps, Lewis here, I hope you're all doing well. I can't really promise anything for certain, but I'll try and break hiatus for a bit tomorrow morning GMT.

[ ] CQ
[ ] NQ
[ ] BQ
[ ] KQ
[ ] Some kind of Touhou X RWBY crossover (it seemed like a good idea at the time, honestly)
[ ] Other

Any suggestions would be welcomed, I'm out of practise and some ideas on direction might be good.

>>9453749
CarrolQuest please
A NickelQuest is fine too, but I'd prefer the former

>>9453749
[x] CQ

>>9453749
>[ ] CQ

>>9453680

That joke has gotten old, anon.

>>9453749

Can I tick every box?

>[x] Tick every box

>>9453863
So has expecting you to follow through on your deadlines. No offense, but it's really your fault for always making promises then breaking them.

>>9453912

Is there anything else you would like to share about me that I do not already know?!?

>>9453749
CQ > NQ > nth dream ~

>>9453749
Anything that doesn't involve Dry.

>>9453749
CQ plc
I still need to find out if Bianca is a shark faunus

DAMMIT LIVE

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>>9461940
Don't tell me what to do, you're not my mom

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>>9462059
I can be your mommy tonight, Anon.

>>9462126
Old hags need not apply

>>9462158
Better call CPS, because I'm about to smack a little bitch.

>>9462237
>Salem
>Doing anything ever
Good joke anon

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>>9450577
>JQ will resume in about 3-4 hours on the dot.

>>9462344

Sorry, Admiral.
I hope you understand.

Rise

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Ah longposts, my old nemesis. We meet again.

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CarrollQuest: Untold Dream
“Hey.”

“Yeah?”

“Dya ever…ah, never mind.”

The sun sets in the magenta-dyed skies of Western Menagerie. From the picturesque hilltops outside the divided city of Dal Dunnon, one could see the flashing lights of the city twinkle in the dusk air, like a jewel sparkling in the fading daylight. It could even be called beautiful, if not for the fact that the flashes were that of gunfire and explosions.

In the construction of the High Wall of Dal Dunnon, intended on splitting the city from its Loyalist and Separatist districts, the newly-formed government of Western Menagerie had hoped to contain the city’s turmoil. Unfortunately, due to a careless miscalculation of scale, resource management and a typing error, the wall had been constructed to stretch the full diameter of the city, but stood only two feet above the ground. And so people of either side casually stepped over it, as confused and troubled border patrolmen made ineffectual efforts to maintain order. The troubles of the city’s violent past had not been solved.

And now chaos took to the streets.

“Death to the aristos! Death to the humans and their sympathizers!”

“Fookin’ loyalist bastards! Get back tae the East with the White Fang scum!”

“You’ll pay, MacGregor! You’ll pay your bar tab if it’s the last thing you do!”

“You’ll never get me to pay for tha’ pish-water, Hamish!”

Faunus and humans fought. Faunus and Faunus fought. Humans and humans fought, but that was mostly just a misunderstanding.

“What a fockin’ mess…”

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>>9466014
You stare at the blazing city from the hilltop with resigned disillusionment. The city had been at war with itself for almost a week now. The diet building of the Western Menagerian government had been ransacked within hours of the first day, in a surprisingly bloodless coup. But with the Faunus Republic of Eastern Menagerie claiming no involvement in the uprising, anarchy had swiftly followed, with former civilians taking to the streets on both sides. At least during the early days of the Revolution you generally knew who the enemy was and where they were. In the smoking streets, they could be anywhere or anyone.

And nothing was being resolved. At this point it’s just violence for its own sake…

But then here you are. Trying to bring an end to this stupid mess.

“Nah, go on. What were you going to say?”

“…I was wonderin’ why we’re even here. Dya really think getting rid o’ them will fix a fockin’ thing?”

“Fuck me if I know. But at least those bastards deserve what’s coming to them.”

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>>9466030
You have to wonder. Truth be told, you’d never really had much to hate humans for, originally. In the post-Revolution times anti-Faunus sentiment had been heavily curtailed, even if resentment still brewed in the minds of some people. But what with the new uprising and all, there was never much hope in you getting into Dal Dunnon U whether you passed those entrance exams or not, even if your interviewer at the college wasn’t a bigot, and being from that side of town, everyone you knew was a Loyalist. Your family had even tried to gain passage to Eastern Menagerie, only to find the Steel Blinds firmly shut. You didn’t think much of the EM system, but at least as a faunus you might have a chance of a half-decent education. And then there was poor Danny. He’d never done anyone harm, poor boy. But the cops turned a blind eye. “A misfire”. “A potentially hostile action was responded to accordingly.” Funny how the excuses never really seem to match up. And none of them brought an innocent boy back.
So here you were, on the side of righteousness. Maybe. Sometimes you wonder if signing up on either side was worth a damn…but one way or another, this stupid shit needed to end somehow. And those aristocrats in their high castle were as good a target as any.

“They say the stronghold at Kuo Kuana fell yesterday. It’s only a matter of time until we win.”

“Aye. But fock it. We could win tomorrow, but if we die overnight tha’s no’ much comfort, ya ken? If we take them down now, it’ll demoralize the enemy. The sooner we end this tha better.”

“Ladies! This ain’t no pancake party!”

“…Pancake party, sarge? That’s a new one.”

“It’s the new fad in south Vale, so they say. Nancy boys like you stuffing crepe like it’s going out of fashion. Now listen up, ‘cause we’ve only got one shot to do this right!”

“Do we at least have a few shots to do it wrong, Sarge?”

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>>9466047
The sergeant slaps your comrade with the butt of his shotgun. He folds over accordingly, with a pained “worth it…” escaping his lips on the way down.

“Of course we do! The castle is completely undefended! If we strike now, we’ll never get a decent fight out of them. That’s why I’m postponing the attack until they fortify their position.”

Sergeant Fern of the Menagerian Unionist Front, a splinter organisation formed from former Faunus Revolutionary forces, was a unique commanding officer. To your knowledge, he’d never actually led in battle during the Revolution. In fact, you’re not sure he’d even fought in it. For all the world, he had the bearing of an enthusiastic amateur, a civilian who just kind of showed up for duty one day, and no one had had the nerve to question his authority. But then you’re not in any real position to talk. That said, if he had fought, you suspect his common sense had been shot off in the war.

“Sarge, might I make a suggestion?”

“Permission to speak, Private Broc!”

[ ] “Could we perhaps no’ do that instead o’ doing it?”
[ ] Suggest a more sane strategy. Whilst trying not to insult your commanding officer's dubious intelligence
[ ] Query about intel on the occupants
[ ] Other


Also, sorry for anyone who wanted an immediate continuation of CQ proper, but I wanted to get back into practise before resuming. This is just a (relatively) brief aside and is part of the story, honest. You'll see.

>>9466082
>[ ] Suggest a more sane strategy. Whilst trying not to insult your commanding officer's dubious intelligence
The first option is tempting, but his shotgun's butt is a very persuasive orator

>>9466106
This

>>9466106
>>9466128
Forgot to mention, that comes with a write-in option. I can just roll without one though.

>>9466144
Well fuck
[x] Query about intel on the occupants

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>>9466144
I got this
We suggest to our illustrious officer that any opposing force that would lead an important target (and surely it must be an important target if HE was assigned to handle it) such as this undefended is clearly made up of of fools, and fools won't make for a decent fight regardless of whether or not they're fortified. So we strike while it's undefended to get the mission over and done with as soon as possible; as the quicker we do this, the quicker we get a new mission which will hopefully present a much better challenge.

>>9466235
>>9466270
Okay, should I fuse these or wait for a tie-breaker? Or I could flip a coin.

>>9466312
Fusing is fine if they're no tie-breaker

>>9466323
Aight.

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>>9466082
“Sarge, the enemy cannae be anythin’ but idiots. This is a high priority target without defences. There’s no way anyone competent is in charge of defending this position, any reinforcements that may or may not arrive ‘ll be just as useless an opponent in combat. With respect, sir, we should take the place and get it over with. At least then we could move on to someone worth fighting. I mean, this is beneath such a fine soldier as yeself.”

“You make a fine point, son. But underestimating the enemy is a sign of weakness! All three of the target assets have been accounted for by heat signature, but there’s also an extra fourth one. What if it’s some kind of DIABOLICAL human weapon of incomparable destruction? Well, it’d be no match for us, but if they sent, say, an entire platoon of them as reinforcements-“

Oh gods, here he goes again. Wait, a fourth one?

“Sarge, ya didnae mention a fourth one til now. What is our intel on the operation, if ye don’t mind my asking?”

Last time he skipped your briefing to go charging into battle, you would up attacking one your own strongpoints. It was very embarrassing for everyone involved.

“Well, it’s all very simple, really. We go in, take all three assets as hostages, take them back to Point Bravo for extraction and bam, we’re done!”

“…That’s no’ a very explanatory bit of intel, Sarge. In fact, I don’t think it’s intel, just vague orders.”

“Well, it’s what we have to work with. I picked up the fourth target during the preliminary inspection, but it’s gone now. You know what that means, Private?”

“Tha’ our equipment is old and defective, Sarge?”

“Nonsense, it means the artificial super soldier, being some kind of human-shark-dinosaur cyborg hybrid, is naturally able to mask its heat and aura signature! Those cunning human DEVILS!”

Of course. That makes so much more sense.

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>>9466433
“Why, now that you come to mention it…maybe such a foe would be worthy of our attention, even alone!”

“-Right, yes, of course, Sarge!”. Oh thank gods, he managed to talk himself into it with his own absurd logic.

“And then once we’ve secured the hostages, we can then march on their reinforcements, taking them by surprise yet also fighting them head-on, honourably! Just as God would’ve intended, if he were still with us today, rest his soul…”

You don’t even want to query that last part. You’re really beginning to hate this army.

But wait…if he’s pliable right now, you might be able to convince him of something else…

[ ] You should probably scout the place out again. You really doubt Sarge’s initial attempt…
[ ] You should call arrange for backup in case of emergency. It’s unlikely you’ll even need it, but if there’s one thing you’ve learned from this army, you can never be too careful. Something stupid could always happen
[ ] Nothing, let’s just get this nonsense over with. All this bickering over three undefended civilians, the Sarge’s madness is clearly getting to you too.
[ ] Other

>>9466462
>[ ] You should probably scout the place out again. You really doubt Sarge’s initial attempt…

>>9466462
[x] You should probably scout the place out again. You really doubt Sarge’s initial attempt…
I really doubt a lot of things about Sarge

>>9466462
>>9466514
>>9466531
Pausing for lunch, back in a bit. Sorry!

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>>9466462
You really don’t like the complete absence of intel here. It’s true that it’s just a castle full of unguarded bluebloods, but it pays to be safe, especially with Sarge on the case…

“Sarge, might I suggest we scout the premises one last time before the assault? The, er, humanoid weapon ye were talking aboot could’ve dropped its guard, and it’d be best to know where it is and what it’s up to.”

Sarge nods sagely.

“Good thinking, Private. If we’re to fight such a deadly foe, we can’t let it get the drop on us! Here, have a look with the heat-sensor thingy.”

“…You mean the infra-red, Sarge?”

“Sure, the infer-thingy, like I said. Also the building map thing.”

He hands you the specialised binoculars and the castle blueprints. You’re not going to correct him on that one.

“Sir, yes sir!”

And so saying, you diligently glance over the hill at the destination.

Castle Wundern. As decadent as it is ancient, even from this distance you can tell it was built as less of a fortification and more as a display of obscene wealth. Tasteless doesn’t begin to describe it…but you’re not a realter or an architect, you’re a soldier, supposedly. And from a military standpoint…

Three heat signatures, all appear to be stationary. One near the front of the house, west wing, on the ground floor. Appears…prone? Sleeping? Seems early, but then you can’t really imagine the lifestyles of the incomparably rich. From the blueprints, it looks like it was intended as a dining room. Not a place to be sleeping, ordinarily…

Another heat signature is on the third floor, near the back-south end of the house. Checking the layout, you think it’s the good Count’s study. The subject is seated, hunched over what’s presumably a desk. So apparently even the landed gentry have to work these days. Well, he won’t be needing to do that much longer.

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>>9467012
And the final one, second floor, south side of the building. Bedroom. The signature outline is smaller than the others…much smaller, actually. Which lets you deduce who they are. Is she crouching down? What’s she doing?

Whatever it is, you doubt a child is going to prove much of a problem. Hopefully. You think back to poor Danny…you don’t want anyone to get hurt here. If they all surrender without a fuss, and they should, no one will be hurt. You hope.

You check your armaments. Standard issue T-54 ballistic rifle, effective on any non-Auric targets. If you actually have to use it, something will have gone horribly wrong, but at least you can say that yours isn’t defective…speaking of which…

You inspect the binoculars. They seem fine. Was the Sarge right about that fourth signature.

You check one more time. Three. No more.

…

“Well Private? Anything to report?”

[ ] “No sir, targets are as expected. Shall we engage?”
[ ] Maybe you should suggest something else? (Write-in)
[ ] Other

>>9467030
>[ ] “No sir, targets are as expected. Shall we engage?”

>>9467030
>[ ] “No sir, targets are as expected. Shall we engage?”
Incoming TPK when the soldiers run into Bianca

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>>9467030
Welp, I gotta go to work so that's my voting done for now
Congratz on your quest not being dead and all

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>>9467030
“No sir, targets are as expected. Shall we engage?”

“No shark-dog-cyber-amazons? None at all?”

“…No, sir.”

“Are you sure? Maybe give it another look.”

“Sarge, do you WANT there to be cyber-amazons?”

“A man can dream, son. A man can dream. Darn it all, let’s move out boys!”

“Sir, yes sir!”, you and your previously grounded comrade bark.

And so saying, you move into formation and proceed to the castle.

You turn to your previously incapacitated colleague.

“Ye alright there, Galda? Ye get hit much more like that from the Sarge and yer’ll be in no condition to see the misses back home.”

“Don’t mind me, Broc, at least I have someone waiting for me. You need to get out more, man!”

“Ah, get tae fuck, Galda. So are ya really goin’ through with i’?”

“Hell yeah! I’ve got the ring and everything. Once we’re done with this mission, the war will be all but over. I can’t wait to see her again.”

“Heading back home eh? Heh, I hate to say it, but even if this wasn’t the end of the war, this’d be it for me too, boys.”

“Wha’s that, Sarge?”

“My papers came through. Been avoiding them for the longest time. Honourable discharge, some medals, the works. I’ll be heading home to the kids once we’re done here.”

“Retirement, eh, Sarge? Tha’s great, to see ya kids again.”

That’s nice.

But now you’ve made it.

The lonely castle looms above you. Even undefended, in the dying light of day, it still seems intimidating. You remember as a kid the rumours about this place, about the people who lived here. All sorts of things get said about well-established families. Some are surely lies, but maybe not others…Ah, it’s all nonsense. They’re just inbreed aristocrats with a nasty history. Nothing more to it.

“So where’s the guard dog?”, whispers Galda.

“Tha wha’?”

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>>9467390
“You know, the hellhound. They’ve got one of those, right? Well it’s more like a half-fish, half-dog, half-jaguar thing, or something.”

“I told you, it’s half sasquatch, half mermaid, half battlemech!”

“That’s new to me. You heard anything, Broc?”

“Tha’s nonsense. Anyway, the legend is aboot vampires, and that the queen bathes in the blood of virgins. Or something like tha’”

“Well that’s you fucked then, isn’t it Broc?”

“Gae fock yerself, Galda. Wha’ about you, Sarge?”

“I heard that there’s these creepy little twin girls there. Only one is real and the other is a terrifying living doll. They ask you which is the real one, and if you get it wrong, the doll eats your soul!”

“Guess you’re in the clear then, Galda.”

“Har har. What would a doll do with a soul anyway?”

“Maybe become a real girl?”

“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard all day, and I’ve been listening to Sarge.”

“You just banked yourself another ass-whooping, Private Galda. Now move on in. If any spooky monsters jump out, we’ll need you as the decoy.”

“Oh joy.”

Lights flash on throughout the estate as the final light of day slips over the horizon. From within, you can faintly hear light jazz music. They really don’t know you’re all coming. Thank god.

You’re behind the last bit of cover between you and the house, the hedgerows maybe ten meters from the front doors. You could probably make the call, if the Sarge listens to you…but who knows he’ll listen to anything other than “charge through the front door, guns blazing”.
Really, it probably doesn’t matter, so long as the hostages don’t get hurt…that might actually be a real problem though, knowing Sarge.

[ ] Let Sarge take charge for once.
[ ] Suggest strategy (write-in)
[ ] Other

>>9467349
Well thanks for voting. I wasn't sure how many people would be willing to roll with this side-story, so it's nice that you pitched in. Hope work goes well.

>>9467402
[x] Let Sarge take charge for once.

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>>9467402
You give Sarge your undivided attention. You hope he knows what he’s doing, this time…

“Alright, boys. On the count of three…”

“THREE!”, roars Galda.

Galda charges the front entrance, kicks in the door, charges in and fires his rifle into the ceiling.

For fuck's sake, Galda.

“THIS IS THE MUF! SURRENDER NOW AND YOU WILL GO UNHARMED AS PRISONERS OF WAR!”

…

Nothing. The jazz continues to play from a few rooms away.

“That is not the way you were instructed to do that, Private! You were supposed to offer them a fair fight, then demand their surrender!”

“They’re unarmed civilians, sir.”

“I stand by my statement!”

Well, so much for the sensible approach. You move into the estate behind them. This is kind of worrying. It’s definitely occupied, but whoever’s here doesn’t seem to think armed forces breaking into their home worth their time. They’re either incredibly stupid, mad, or…well, you don’t really want to consider the alternatives.

You move through the main atrium, a hall of decadent furnishings, chandeliers, full portrait paintings and suits of what looks like old Atlesian power armour. Gives you the creeps. And of course, numerous stuffed animal mountings line the walls…they also give you the creeps. Though considering the rumours, you’re kind of surprised there aren’t faunus mountings too.

You turn towards the direction of the music. It’s the same direction as the signature on the ground floor, presumably the esteemed lady of the house.

There’s no sound from upstairs, even though you’re positive the remaining two occupants must be up there and heard the commotion and gunfire.

You need to make a decision and fast, before the other two start causing more trouble…

[ ] Head to the dining room, secure the mistress
[ ] Head up the stairs to the second floor, secure the heiress
[ ] Hit the third floor, secure the big man
[ ] Other

Feel free to make suggestions as to divide and conquer.

>>9465985
Post more LWA.

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>>9468675
I don't actually have much, I just keep a few bits and pieces.
I might post a few since there's no voters at the moment.

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So the finale dropped, what do you guys think?

>>9469042
I think the wedding was too much. It should've been the same, but Jack kicks Aku's ass in the future, then goes back to the past to kick his ass.
Then he decides to grow a beard and starts a private army on a derelict oil rig.
Overall 9.5/10 satisfying conclusion.

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Maybe I should've run CQ proper. Ah well.

>>9452158
Fuck. Gonna delay that shit till Thursday since my old man shat the bed again.
Sorry for abyone who cares. Hopefully it'll be done Thursday.

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>>9472502
I'll play your little dream thing
(But yes, CQ would've been better)
[ ] Head up the stairs to the second floor, secure the heiress

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>>9472955
Appreciated, but it's actually gotten really late again here and I've got work tomorrow morning for the first time in a while. I'll try to continue tomorrow as soon as I can.
>(But yes, CQ would've been better)
Well, this shouldn't disappoint in that sense. I was going to open up some stuff on existing characters, anyway, which should hopefully prove interesting.

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Can we request art of CYOA waifus getting pomf'd?

>>9475380
There is only one perfect candidate worthy of getting pomf'd.

>>9475438
Snails?

>>9476306
Wrong. KepTrep

>>9476535
But why?

>>9476535
Stop pushing your AIDS agenda, Thatch.

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Good morrow, all.

>>9467598
>>9472955
I'll be resuming this in a little bit, assuming anyong is still interested.

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>>9467598
The kid is probably the most valuable asset. If you can just secure her, gaining control of the situation should be easier and more importantly, it’s less likely something disastrous will happen.

“Well ain’t this just a fine piece of tech! Come look at this, boys, it’s one of them ‘ol prototype suits from the War. Can’t imagine why they didn’t run with the full body protection approach for the completed model, why would anyone want to leave their face exposed in combat? I mean this model even has the advanced stealth modifications, heat and aura obscurers, the works-”

“Sarge, is this really the time to be appreciating craftsmanship?”

“Of course it is! The enemy evidently understands the situation and have abandoned their treacherous human ways in favour of patiently waiting for us to approach them. Clearly they intend to fight us one-on-one, mano-e-fauno, an honourable duel to the death-”

“We’re supposed to take them alive, Sarge. Also, still civilians.”

“Nonsense, we obviously need to engage them in a best of three duelling tournament, each held simultaneously on three different floors! Just like in them fancy East Mistralian picto-graphic book thingies. Truly the most honourable way of combat!”

“Does that honourable way include one of us three fighting the seven-year-old unarmed girl, Sarge?”

“Son, if there’s one thing you need to learn about this crazy world, it’s that underaged girls should never be underestimated! You wouldn’t believe what they can do!”

“That’s a TMI, Sarge.”

Well those two clearly aren’t going to get anything done themselves, but that also means they probably won’t cause any trouble. You have to wonder why trained soldiers would just stand around all day talking about inane nonsense and bickering, even in a combat situation.

“Sarge, I’ll take the second floor an’ grab the kid.”

“Christ Broc, you too? That’s fucked up, man.”

“Shut it, Galda.”

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>>9484884
“I’ll be expecting you to fight her fairly, Private! Remember, no hitting below the belt, pillows, or hair pulling!”

“…Right Sarge, yes sir.”, you manage with a dead voice. There’s just no point in questioning his logic now.

You turn and head up the stairwell. But part of the way up, you stop.

You’re not sure why. Something in your basic instincts just shot through your body, telling you something is…off. The air is…wrong. Did you hear something, smell something? No. That’s not the problem. It’s that things you could hear and smell just now are gone.

It’s a well-known fact that certain faunus have heightened senses. Many can see in the dark. And in your case, you have a pretty decent sense of hearing and smell. Background noise and scent is something you’ve always had to deal with…so when it suddenly, well, vanishes, you can’t help but notice.

You can’t hear or smell anything from the Sarge or Galda anymore.

You turn and run back down the stairs.

“Welcome to Castle Wundern, honoured guest. May I ask for the purpose of your visit?”

From the bullet holes in the walls and still rising smoke, it seems pretty obvious what was being masked from your senses.

Sarge and Galda are on the floor, quite still, their still-smoking firearms scattered about the hall. You can’t tell if they’re alive or dead.

And at the centre of it all, is her. You aim your rife at her.

The powerarmor. Of course, how could you be so stupid?!

“Might I ask you to lower your weapon? I would rather avoid violence, if at all possible.”

You stare at the scene around her. Somehow, you’re not convinced.

The woman in the pale power armor stands quite still, an eerie calm in the surreal wake of destruction all around her.

What the hell should you do?

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>>9484897
[ ] Talk her down. You still have the advantage and she can’t reach you before you get a shot on her, and even if she’s an aura user that should still be enough.
[ ] Try to stall her while calling for backup. Gald and Sarge weren’t exactly model soldiers, but she seems dangerous.
[ ] Shoot her. She’s not one of the targets, she’s expendable. There’s no point taking chances and if Galda and Sarge are dead, it’s the least you could do to avenge them.
[ ] Other

>>9484903
>[ ] Talk her down. You still have the advantage and she can’t reach you before you get a shot on her, and even if she’s an aura user that should still be enough.

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You ever find yourself part of the way through writing something before realising you think it's awful? I fucking hate when that happens.

Also, sorry for the delay.

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>>9484903
She must’ve taken Sarge and Galda down by surprise; if she can mask her sound, it would’ve been easy. You just need to keep her in front of you, there’s no way she can cover the distance between you without you landing a hit.

And if she was trying to keep her attack undetectable and needs to wear full body protection for combat, she’s probably stealth orientated. You can take her down if you have to fight head-on.

In other words, you have her at a disadvantage. Talk her down and no one will get hurt.

“Ye masked yer heat and aura signature with that suit, eh? Tha’s pretty clever. Pity aboot masking yer presence just now, though.”

“Indeed. Unfortunately, this suit is terribly inefficient, which is why it never made it past the prototype stage. Its power source should be quite drained in less than a minute.”

Oi, that’s not the sort of thing you should be telling the enemy, ya know?

“Well tha’s good to hear. If ya stay still for that minute, I’ll promise not to shoot ye. Ye can join the others as prisoners of war and stay unharmed. That’s the best offer I can give ye, I’m afraid.”

The woman in the poweramor shifts slightly, as if confused.

“…Dear guest, there seems to be a misunderstanding.”

And she takes the helmet off. The fuck?

“Firstly, you will not lay a finger on any member of this household while I still draw breath…”

Stark white hair. Those cold, piercing eyes. And beneath them…

“…and secondly, armed though you are…I don’t need a weapon to kill you.”

Ah fock.

Your blood runs cold as fear courses your veins.

There were various legends told of those who’d fought in the Menagerian conflict. Oft touted by the Faunus of East Menagerie, people would speak of the honour of Leon Mauskov, respected by both his allies and his enemies.

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>>9485696
Then there were those of the hated. The Butcher of Fort Castle, Wulf von Wunderland, would forever be cursed throughout the landmass. Whether he was truly evil or just incomparably incompetent, we’ll likely never truly know.

But then there were the shadows most never dared speak of. The ones that are only whispers in the dark, their true identities never known. Only rumours, vague descriptions born of the trauma of the few survivors. And amongst them…

“…White Pointer.”

“Ah yes, that is what they used to call me, isn’t it? It’s been some time since I heard it.”

You ready your weapon. Though you’ve lost considerable faith in its efficacy now.

“Please put down your weapon, I truly abhor violence.”

How can she lie with a smile like that? Good gods, the teeth…

“Put down your weapon, or I shall be forced to beat you to death with your own skull.”

“T-that doesn’t seem physically possible!”

“You would think so, wouldn’t you?”

You stare at the monster as it slowly bears down on you. You’ve got to do something-

There’s a scar on her neck. What was the rumour? Some wounds never truly heal…

She’s only a few meters away now. If you don’t act now-

[ ] Shoot the scar
[ ] Lower your weapon and surrender

>>9485706
>[ ] Lower your weapon and surrender

>>9475380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw

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>>9485706
>>9485751
Sorry about this if you're still following, but I spent ages reworking the next section and when I realised what I'd written after multiple attempts, I knew I had to stop.

I think I need to pause and refresh my brain, stream of consciousness is messing with my writing. Maybe I'll do something else in a bit.

>>9486900
I hope the lack of voters isn't making you insecure, I'm just bad with military stuff and don't want to mess up, which is why I'm not voting, only reading.

>>9487993
Nah, any number of voters is good, it just seems to be an off day for me. I'm not feeling it today for some reason, I kept asking myself 'What should Bianca do in this situation?' and after about five rewrites I found myself with something I wouldn't even consider putting in Nth Dream. Not a good sign that, need to get my head together.

>>9488121
>Bianca
wait.
wait wait wait wait wait wait.

well I guess that explains the mask tho.

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This is Deery

>>9488228
Todd still needs to properly fuck her

>>9488228
I still remember Jasper knocking her the fuck out.

>>9488148
Huh, I guess I wasn't hinting heavily enough. Whoops.

>>9488241
She's well over the line of crazy you should never, ever, stick your dick into.
Even if the seals are that great.

>>9489089
As far as terrorists go, she was pretty sane.

Ka-bump

How much puppers Gumi will get?

>>9493775
2, assuming it's equal to the number of grammatical mistakes in this post.

>>9493775
All of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc6TSY0hkoo

I miss EQ

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>>9485706
[x] Lower your weapon and surrender

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Now is not your time to die

Well my dad saw my writing and now I want to crawl into a hole and die.
Of course it had to be the bit that was too bad to even post. Fuck everything.

>>9506000
It can't be that bad.

>>9506070
It was basically Bianca and Alison's mother fighting for sexual dominance whilst discussing molesting Alison herself. It's pretty bad.

>>9506312
It'll be fine

>>9506442
It's one of those situations where he said he didn't look at it whilst commenting on how many pages I'd written...which you'd only be able to tell by viewing the document.
Regardless, it's certainly awkward at the moment. Ah well, shit happens.

>>9506472
You'll be okay.

Dads can't read.

>>9506000
The ship might've already sailed depending on how you reacted to him and handled the situation, but if possible I would advise lying your way out.

boop

>>9506472
well, at least post it!

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>>9506312
>Alison's mother fighting for sexual dominance whilst discussing molesting Alison herself
She may be a fruitcake in a pit of crazy, but considering the circumstances of her upbringing it's actually surprising how normal and functional Allison is as a person.

>>9512373
ahem.
sauce?

>>9513427
https://exhentai.org/g/1064192/69171f34ee/

Hey, remember how I said I'd finish up that rough sketch of Izzy soon? And all those times I brought the mood down?
Sorry.

>>9515893
Finish your Izzy drawing Dry.

I'm at half-mast. I NEED this.

>>9516049
I will, I will. I'm just busy now.

>>9516266
Dry pls

>>9511632
You're not missing much, it's a brief segment that doesn't go anywhere and it's not written well or even erotically for that matter.

>>9512373
Well that's just something I wrote down in the course of trying to figure out Bianca and Alison's mother's relationship and immediately regretted it. I'm not going to keep it. Probably, definitely not quite in that fashion.

What's RWBYg favorite twitter artists?

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>>9524083
I really love NDGD

Afternoon, RWBYgt!

What's cooking?

>>9524871
>>9525004
>>9524083

Kek

>>9525512
>What's cooking?
trying to buy a gun on the dark web to kill myself before I scratch my brains out because of Overwatch grind

>>9525539

Hi, Dry.

Anyways, wanna JQ or are you busy with Overwatch right now?

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>>9525553
>Dry
not even close

also sure, I have time for JQ

>>9525553
That's Admiral.

>>9525581

Since when does Admiral joke about suicide?

>>9525630
>joke


since the Overwatch Anniversary Event started and got rid of "No Limits" where a team can take as many of a single hero as they like, making shenanigans happen

Alright, JQ resuming in a few...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ7zQbMxm28

Lemme just get set and re-read where we last left.

>>9526881
I think that's the third time I've seen this post.
Do you think you're getting out of this if you just reset us often enough until we're all annoyed?

>kiss her breast again
"I've had far more ferocious creatures than you hurt me, don't worry, I don't care.
Getting quite ferocious myself after all~"

>>9526939

Ah shit, my timeline's all messed up.
Hold on.

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Okay Admiral, I fucked up big time
JQ might need to go on a hiatus for a while.

In the meantime, I ...can..uhm... make it up with starting Late Night right now!

Anybody?

>>9525553
Fuck you too, senpai.

>>9528025

With all the fucking you're doing I'm surprised you're still not positive, Dry!

>>9527555
Show me Mayo having bad luck!

>>9527555
Still hoping for that CQ request...

>>9527555
Alright , my senior. Draw me one of the characters from MQ. Any of them. But have them wear a shirt that says 'JQ' on it while a nondescrpit silhouette weeps in the background.

Quick, RWBYgt!

Tell me about the latest news on Overwatch!

>>9529543
I don't play overwatch.

>>9529543
It's still p. bad

>>9529602
>>9529626

Friend won't stop talking about it so I thought you guys can fill me in on some stuffs.

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>>9527555
>Okay Admiral, I fucked up big time
why?
>JQ might need to go on a hiatus for a while.
WHY?

also, supporting
>>9528267

also also
>>9529543
It's a bad game that only gets worse the more you play.
You think it's fun at the start and you laugh about all those players significantly higher in level than you that are bad or super salty.

But then you slowly close in on those higher levels yourself, and as you do that, you realize:
They.
Were.
Right.

You throw games or play characters you suck at because hell, you're only doing this for the XP to get the next worthless lootbox full of crap you don't want, so who cares about winning?
Buteven when not caring you can't have fun because there are always heroes that are just pure cancer that completele ruin your day.

So you start being angry
And depressed. And it just spirals down until you're the exact same kind of salty, shitty high-level player your earlier self laughed about.

And then you're at the point where the only ray of hope is to play with friends.
So you make them get Overwatch.
And Blizzard makes it easy for you with free weekends so you can say "hah, try iiiiiiit~"

Oh but you can't experience the true hells of this game on just one weekend. So they don't know what horrible thing you are making them get into.
And you're not telling them.
Because it would scare them away.
YOU DON'T WANT TO SCARE THEM AWAY THO:

YOU WANT TO SPREAD THE INFECTION.
IF EVERYONE HAS HERPES; NOBODY HAS HERPES.

>>9530072

Did you and Chi have a fight again?

>>9530233
No, but it's an Overwatch event going.
Which means: Cool skins that are only available for 3 weeks.
With a chance of getting them of, dunno, maybe <10% in one box.
And needing to play about 10 games or more to get one box.

>>9530072
I've gotten three Legendary skins so far from grinding/arcade chests.

All three of them were Tracer's shitty fucking Ultraviolet skin.

Rage is all I know.

You guys ever wonder why we're still here?

>>9532121
Just to suffer.
And to see our drawfags make good on their word.

>>9532121
Just to suffer?

>>9532128
>>9532129

>Just to suffer

I'm turning into such a downer because of you guys.

I fucking hate you.

>>9532178
That was a reference ye dum coont

>>9532205

I know, I just half expected at least some humour into the response.