HG Hunger Games, give me 36 or fucking die.
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Manual entry might be involved, I don't know. Hosthelper is being a little idiot, but that userscript might work so who knows?
>>9369485
Reigen Arataka
>>9369485
Fluorette
>>9369485
Ridley
Dwyer
>>9369485
Emi
Ruby Gloom
>>9369485
Draco
Aliera Carstairs
>>9369485
Iida Tenya
>>9369485
Vino
>Probably won't be RPing this game, feel free to skip if you want
>>9369485
Fujiwara no Mokou
Inkling
Len
>>9369485
a man
>>9369485
Snowman
>>9369485
Agrias Oaks
>>9369485
Machi Amayadori
>>9369485
Maggie and Holly
>>9369485
This isn't an entry but I have a picture for you.
Everyone should just copy Rigginsmania desu.
And take some lessons on hype from based Seth.
Medea
>>9369485
Gabriel
>>9369485
Eric Andre Smackdown Live Edition
Gascoigne
Fumi LurKanno
Sharena
>>9369485
Marie Korbel
Ken LurKaneki
>>9369485
Renge-chon
Lana's mother
>>9369485
Seiga Kaku
>>9369485
Bob the Builder
>>9369533
Stop shitposting ruby.
Arashi
Osamu Dazai
Lickilicky
Ichigo Kurosaki
Miku's ass
Chika Takami
>>9369543
Who are these edgy faggots?
>>9369543
Simple Plan.
please pay attention to me
>entry
>>9369547
>Ren-chon*
My bad
>>9369485
Merak
>>9369485
Tanuki
>>9369525
why didn't you
lel
ERP fags go
>>9369525
Hype is not everything
GUYS IM LURKING
>another entry
>Posts two tributes everyone knows are mine
>Watch the (You)s roll in
Thanks for the tip, Kuga.
>>9369551
u whot
>>9369576
RP ain't mandatory. Will lurk while drawing something.
Rigginsmania is shit.
:^)
>>9369633
Okay so why 2.
Unless you're swapping, eat my fucking ass.
He wasn't lying, that userscript is pretty damned good.
>>9369525
How many hours of WWE should I watch before I make my copycat code?
>>9369614
There's more to a good game than hype
>>9369646
That's quite the district. Begin.
>>9369633
But why 2 you piece of shit?
>>9369485
Kaguya Houraisan
FUCK! I FORGOT TO SAY FIVE MINUTES FOR FUCKING SWAPS AGAIN! SHIT!
>>9369646
Swap
>>9369507
>>9369660
>>9369646
Let's just get this over with... It's getting too noisy around here...
>>9369665
IMMERSION: SHATTERED
>>9369646
>>9369509
>>9369563
You think you could swap me out for her? I've got some really important training to do, so I doubt that I'll have the time to commit myself to this game. No offense to you, host. I've just got more important stuff to do, and she looks like she can handle herself, unlike most people in this lineup.
>>9369644
We aren't past 36 UIDs, that's why.
>>9369665
OH GOD
EVERYONE ABANDON THREAD
HOST IS HAVING A FIT
>>9369646
I accept this challenge.
>>9369666
Thank you kindly.
wow skeleton why did you mess up again
>>9369681
So that means you just get to shotgun out entries at your leisure?
Fuck off.
>>9369673
shit
>>9369687
im gonna blow a gasket
>>9369646
>>9369529
>>9369666
Swap the rube back in.
>>9369646
Get on with it.
>>9369646
y-you like that image i gave you?
>go to shower
>miss a game
the cost of personal hygene...
>>9369715
Post your tribute and I'll swap.
>>9369680
I won't let this chance to waste, Thank you!
>>9369706
Thank you Eric, enjoy Smackdown. or the rest of it anyway.
>>9369699
In games with more slots than UIDs? Yep, that's right boyo.
>>9369715
don't need to take showers if you're always fresh af like me
>>9369702
>Hype is a bonus. If all the aspects of your game are solid, then people will be more likely to pay attention to your games, and more excited for when they are hosted.
>HG today
Did [shitpost target] pee in everyone's cereal this morning?
>>9369680
wtf no you could have saved this thread from being a complete fuckfest pls stay
>>9369715
>Not posting while in the shower
You gotta step up your game my man.
>>9369743
That curve looks really uncomfortable.
>>9369769
For you.
>>9369732
More blasphemy. I bet your events are less than an entire paragraph long.
>>9369585
>I bend the anon over his computer table. Slowly, I proceed to peel off his jeans. The sound of semen hardened like glue breaking as I do so.
>I then pull out a bottle of K-Y jelly, but decide it will not do. This tangled weave of ass hairs needs something more. I run to my brodozer, and grab a bottle of SAE 10w-50 out of the back. Using the motor oil, I prepare his anus for the its first time feeling anything more than digested chicken tendies passing through.
>As I slowly start to push in, soft cooing can be heard as clouds of cheetos dust erupt from the anons mouth with each thrust.
>faster, faster! The feeling I yearn for is aproaching! Right as we both near climax, I lean in close to his ear, and whisper a soft:
(You)
>I then jack his prized pokemon cards and leave, the anon sore, blueballed and covered in oil.
>>9369646
36 tributes enter an enchanted forest where they are blessed with magical powers. How will they use their newfound strength?
Epic tip: when all you're bloodbath events are shit, just increase the occurrence of the default event! That solves things quicksmart.
>>9369710
What image would that be?
>>9369786
tl;dr
type less
>>9369743
Yum
>complaint about him entering 2
>uids ain't even at 36
Kys
>>9369732
I can back this statement.
>>9369787
I can hear children crying already. It's music to my ears.
>>9369787
I'll just find a place where I can rest in peace...
>>9369725
That doesn't make any sense,because we almost never have 36 UIDs right on the spot, and even when we do the game tends to get bumped. Fucking off yourself you leech.
>>9369585
No.
>The man punches the other Anon right in the face, knocking him flat. A pair of sharp kicks to the side are enough to ensure that he stays down. Not yet satisfied, the man removes his belt and loops it up, giving the prone Anon three lashes - one on his leg, one on his side, and one flat against his chest. On the last one, the metal buckle rips his shirt and skin open, causing blood to begin to seep out. Now he was prepared for the second stage. The man wasted no time in unbuttoning his jeans and letting them drop to the floor, his underwear soon to follow. Now his massive dick and hairy ass were revealed.
Alright bitch now you get to go under.
>The big man got into a classic cowboy squat above the bleeding Anon's face. It took some straining, but a few moments later his rectum spread and a fat, half-molten log plopped right out. A few more drops followed, as well as another sizable chunk. But that was hardly everything. Merely seconds after, the second wave began, and it was a doozy. Massive chunks of shit heaved out of his asshole, splattering and piling up on the Anon's head. Several minutes of farting and squirting passed with little other noise except the man's occasional grunts. By the time he had finished, nothing left of Anon's head was visible. He had either drowned or suffocated well before the man stopped. Taking a torn chunk of the shirt, he wiped his ass and dropped the cloth back on the corpse.
Ah, another job well done. Ain't nobody bitches.
>>9369818
This, I entered 2 tributes too.
>>9369818
>Kuga
>latefag salt
lmao
>>9369787
What a pretty forest.
>>9369834
>Anon
>>9369721
No problem. If you ever need me again, just try to find me after practice before I get consumed by the sea of all the other people around. That's just sort of how my life works. From one into the other or something like that.
God, that sounds so stupid when I say it out loud...Forget I was ever here.
>>9369746
I'm not exactly the hero type, sorry to bring your hopes down. I'd love to be the one that rescues everyone from this nameless force you're implying, but I really do have to go. Maybe next time, if I'm motivated enough.
>>9369825
Seen it before, -2/10. Come see me in my office after hours.
I want in.
Bump the game.
>>9369802
>tl;dr
I used motoroil to pierce the neckbeards ass with something besides digested tendies.
>>9369837
>Hoshi
>>9369857
>Anon
>>9369860
>KK
>>9369787
yeah good thing huh!
Len, you're RUNINING my forest. Why the HELL did I let you into my game? AGAIN?!
Tree fall, it don't matter.
"Beasts all over the shop."
No skeletons this slide. Also no monkey this game. I may as well die, huh?
>>9369794
That's a nice image man. It's finally nice to see me playing an instrument other than xylophone.
>>9369853
RIP DMG that sounds really uncomfortable.
>>9369869
>Shion
>>9369871
Bump the game and let me join.
>>9369846
your character choice reeks of utsutsu
>>9369877
>Junko
>places box trap in the middle of the thread
>plants a soft, plump owl ass in the box trap as bait
>>9369877
>IU
>>9369871
Darn, I thought squids loved shrimps.
>>9369871
Please... I don't want to feel anything other than rested.
>>9369871
>runining
Nice spelling skeleman
what if the trees needed the water though
>>9369871
You've made yourself an enemy today, kid. You ruined everything I was wearing and carrying.
>It's another Adachi shitposts the entire game and will inevitably try to brush it off as a sick prank episode
Boring.
>>9369871
Numbskull skeleton
Rocks make for a good conversational partner when everyone else around you is a meanie.
Being thick-headed isn't always a bad thing, you see.
First she ruins my forest and now the brat is ruining my magic. What the fuck?
>>9369913
My fingers are too fast for this keyboard.
>>9369879
If only it were possible
>tfw you've only posted three times in this thread including this post
>>9369940
Find a way.
@9369921
shut up
>>9369893
I<3U
>>9369889
>Stagger
>>9369871
None can stop me that easily, not man, beast, or nature itself!
>>9369940
...I wish she'd move so I can sleep there...
but you never said guns aren't allowed
>>9369921
Let 'em die. The trees've never done anything for me.
>>9369940
>>9369981
>Snowman's eyes fly open and she whips Dwyer right between the legs with her whip.
Don't even think about it.
>>9369953
>Doos
>>9369940
I wonder if I should make a pie out of these.
>>9369940
>Dana opens the door
>He meets eyes with the skeleton
I apologize for my intrusion.
>He shuts the door
>>9369940
i wish that dragon would just eat her
Holy shit, is that a (((())) reference?
C'mon Ruby, it's just a bit of fun. No need to be so aggrevated...
These mangoes are really good.
Is this death an example of irony? That word's tossed around so much nowadays, I've forgotten its meanning...
>>9369950
I'll try. But there's no promises. It'll be arduous and painful, but I'll try regardless.
>>9369989
>Eruka
>>9369989
No.
>>9370004
Dazai*
>>9370008
Oh, sorry, I kinda went a bit mad, I'll try to fix it.
i said shut up
>>9369987
>Dwyer falls to the ground instantly, his face manages to appear even more miserable than usual
I'm sorry for surprising you, but can you please avoid hitting such a tender area?
>>9370008
Let's sleep... Together.
>>9370008
>>9370010
>Littlefinger
>>9369824
The UIDs sometimes take long to match the slot number, at those times I'll post two entries if it's a 36/48 slots game unless I know it will fill fast, like in rigginsmania or a faction game.
>slaps your ass
>seasons my french fries with the falling salt.
>>9370008
I'll be honest with you: I didn't read this slide. My cat crawled into my lap and I couldn't help but pat it.
it is just a pistol you can get over it
>>9370028
Can you avoid standing over a lady and breathing like that? Or do you really wanna take advantage of someone that badly, like the pervert you are?
>>9370049
Outta sight, outta mind. Like that never even happened.
>>9370008
I didn't even know I had a wand.
its not f***ing magic
i want magic
Is Len boycotting (Yous)?
ily skele
>>9370049
Looks like I was too slow again...
>>9370063
I just wanted to sleep where you were sleeping... Please don't assume that I'd do something as disgraceful as take advantage of a vulnerable woman... I may be lazy, but I'm not... *Yawn* ... Complete scum...
^^^
but it was a magic pistol
with magic bullets
>>9370049
She seems like a tough girl to love. A bit of magic makes it easier, though.
holy heck it really is a good thing they had that perception skill huh?
What is a man?
>>9370008
>>9370049
>randomly dead
Uhhh..
Seems like a fun thing to boycott.
>>9370090
This is just how friends communicate.
really? well that's okay then, doesn't stop you from being a fucking bully though does it
>>9370093
thanks friend i will cherish your love and let it blossom into gay
>>9370103
Uh...d-did I mention it's a beta?
What is a boycott, Ruby?
>>9370124
you got the killer/killed switched around.
>>9370098
Then you could've asked, not straddled me like a creep with asthma.
>>9370141
Are you retarded?
^^^^^^
but i wasn't bullying
>>9370102
When the spirit tells you not to sell your soul, you listen. Spirits are all about the matters of the soul, aren't they?
She already seemed like a bit of a bully anyways. Maybe it's just an extra push.
Many starving tributes tonight. That's not really commentary, more of just an observation so...like, adding this part makes it commentary now.
bush thing is nothing
>>9370145
Yeah, I'll get around to fixing that as soon as the game ends.
>>9370102
I hope you'll forgive me that.
>>9370169
They often are of that. Such a shame...if only I could've done something about the demon himself.
It's when you stop using something.
>>9370169
So nothing's changed, huh? Some spirit.
>>9370180
I want to cuddle adult Fluorette.
>>9370149
...On reflection, that was certainly rude of me... I'll keep my distance next time... This floor is starting to feel comfortable...
>Dwyer starts to nod off...
>>9370197
You have strange aspirations.
>>9370169
Fujiwara Something or Other keeps falling for those enchantments, doesn't she?
Ew, nose picker. We got a nose picker in the game!
>>9370233
Are they really?
If dubs. We all start to roll for dubs
>>9370204
>Snowman slaps Dwyer across the face.
Keep as much distance as possible, or it'll be more than a slap next time. Oh, and take the bed. Sleeping makes you vulnerable, anyways.
>Snowman gets up, dusts her coat off, and walks out of the vicinity.
>>9370234
Looks like everyone wants a piece of the Snowman. I don't blame 'em. Let them come.
>>9370246
reroll
>>9370260
Rereroll
you have proven yourself to be a bully and you have yet to apologise. APOLOGISE!
Good night hunger g- CHECK MY DUBS
>>9370266
ooooooooh shit. It happened.
yaoi
>>9370266
>>9370234
OVERDRIVE
^^^^^^
but i didn't bully anyone though so i don't need to apologize
^
dangit
>>9370287
Gotta play the long con. Don't wanna use this power too soon, unlike those other fools.
>>9370287
It looks like my work here is done.
>>9370287
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>9370257
>Dwyer wrinkles his face when the woman assaults him again, but when she offers the bed to him, he relaxes and heads for it at breakneck speed.
>He closes his eyes and begins to snore within seconds.
>>9370234
>It's not "stalk", so much as "walking in a relatively straight line at".
>>9370241
I certainly believe as such. But, of course, you're more than welcome to aspire to what you wish, as improbable as it may be.
>>9370287
This is merely a setback!
Checkem
>>9370287
I don't know where that dagger came from, but I'll allow it all the same.
Ridley becomes a nerd.
>>9370309
H-HOLY SHIT
>>9370333
Nice job.
>>9370333
>>9370337
Iida dies.
That was a really epic battle, guys. Too bad only the host gets the pirvilege of seeing it, because I'm not lying. It was epic.
>>9370337
Idiot. You should've seen that coming when you left my hands free. It's like you have no idea how to properly off someone.
>Snowman pockets the dagger and walks away from Kaneki's mutilated corpse.
>>9370357
Disgusting. What should I expect from a monster, though?
>>9370333
goddamit Aikawa
>>9370357
There were just too many gods.
don't lie to me idiot i was the victim of it i hope you get hit by a bus you little idiot not bad enough that you die but hard enough that you get taught a lesson
>>9370357
Oh, it's over? Uh, hey guys, there's a winner this slide!
Fuck you, I can get trips too.
Watch this shit.
>>9370419
nice congrats
>>9370425
Too early man.
^^^^
wow that's mean and rude
>>9370425
Nerd.
Watch this
>>9370435
Thanks for hostan broseph.
>>9370435
Thanks for watching, playing, playing without watching, responding to the slides, not responding to the slides, uhhhh....entering the game and everything else that you can do.
>>9370435
Thanks for the game, skelly.
>>9370435
My thanks for this, really.
>>9370455
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>9370419
Divine intervention, huh? Great.
>>9370435
'Grats.
>>9370455
Thanks, honey.
Tourney guy update the chart pls
>>9370443
>Off by one
>>9370455
Thanks for being here and hosting for us Skelebro.
>>9370455
summary: im really hungry
>>9370455
Thanks for the chance.
>>9370435
>>9370455
Congrats, and thanks for the fun!
Sucks dick of
>>9370510
I summon _____
I want to shoot ropes inside of Flourette
>>9370513
Yuno
>>9370511
You got someone started. Prepare for more autism.
>>9370457
[licks face]
>>9370527
skeletons don't have boobs
your sister is conceited
>>9370538
>>9370528
This really isn't popularity that I care for.
^^^^^^^
that was really mean
that could like
make people cry and stuff
including me
maybe
>>9370550
cum here I want a taste too
>licks face
>>9370550
So no ship?
>>9370549
>
That's gonna be me when I see her next. I'll teach her to be less vain by shooting her ghost in the face
>>9370570
do you want a dog?
>>9370550
So no ship?
>>9370485
I have found a goldmine. :^)
>>9370593
You better start sharing
>tfw about to sleep, but then while watching anime a gore scene appears, and that anime doesn't have the gore genre
I just came while looking at cute assholes of idol girls
>>9370632
Jojo?
no
>>9370578
>>9370587
>>9370592
I'd much rather you all not!
>>9370633
>LF
ruh roh
its too late, im a dog now
>>9370649
Sill skeleton, you are a skelespider.
>>9370614
I was gonna not but here
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=draco_centauros
oh
in that case don't go around licking anonymous people that may or may not be me
mutt
Oh, right. I promised you all a game, didn't I? Can you give a gal 20 minutes? I'm sure you can.
>>9370672
>Go on Pixiv. Trust me.
>>9370723
I already have and am in the process of downloading more
Why do you think I only gave one link
>>9370145
It seems to have only just occurred to me how annoying it is to die a death you aren't meant to. I too have felt that scorn before, so I can share in any frustrations you may have. To make it up to you I'll offer you a ride on my new ride: Mr Bones Wild Ride! The thrills, chills and spills never end on this coaster of thrills, chills and spills! Come now! Ride now! Ride it. Hop on. Enjoy it. Hurry up. Hurry. Up.
>>9370663
i spin my web of lies to catch (yous)
>>9370691
jeez, did you just call me a mutt?
that's ruff
>>9370693
heck yeah
>>9370744
>Some people just don't think about it. Either way have fun.
>>9370693
I can give a gal twenty minutes, but yer the farthest thing from a gal. Gals don't smoke or look threatening.
>tfw my filler wins 3 times in 2 days
>is RNGesus trying to tell me to ava her?
>>9370777
>777
yes
>>9370777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
what's wrong with calling a dog a mutt though
>>9370795
skeletons make better husbands than dogs tho
>>9370772
Maybe not the ones you know. But believe me, I'm one hundred percent gal. Not all of 'em enjoy sitting at home to cook and clean.
>>9370762
I scour every site I know when looking for these types of things
It's nothing new to me
^^^
but he was a skeleton dog
Don't play dumb with me. I mean, I know you're an idiot but I can still tell you're playing dumb. It's all about the spacing and the pause between words accentuates the delivery of "mutt" a harsher voice. You said "mutt" with the intention to hurt me, admit it! ADMIT IT! I'M AN ENGLISH SCHOLAR ADMIT IT NOW!!
>>9370816
>Good to know my dude. I just stuck to Pixiv as Puyo Puyo is wildly popular there in Japan. Yet no one in any other part of the world knows about it so *shrug*.
>>9370809
Ya not wrong, but they also don't wear cowboy garb and look like a shadow person.
but i wasn't trying to hurt you
why do you have to always be suspicious about me like wow man
>>9370869
Puyo Puyo tetris might change that tho.
Schezo or Sig would be fun to ava..
>>9370787
>welp.
>>9370791
?
>>9370886
Not many of 'em also live by the bullet and can end the entire universe if they wanted to.
>>9370898
please ava one of them soon so the cj will happen and I can pick up mine after everyone's bored with it and stop
>>9370898
>Schezo ava
Yes please
>>9370918
That is a hell of a godmod
>>9370920
A CJ really won't happen. The series isn't anime enough.
>>9370929
Homestuck is a contest to see who can godmod the hardest.
>>9370918
End my universe senpai
>>9370898
>Schezo would definitely be a fun ava to see around. So would Satan. I would also love smug ass Arle from the OG days.
>>9370929
It's true, kid. I go down, so does everything you've ever known. Doesn't work here, for obvious reasons.
Anyways, you all think we can fill 48? Seems like we can.
>>9370918
I don't think most people can do that. I think yer just a freak of nature.
>>9370955
I want to end your universe by fucking your brain.
Literally.
>>9370959
Let's try it.
It's chill. I don't have thin skin, don't even have any. Can't get angry. Can't get hurt. Nothing gets under my skin. Don't have any.
Yeah kid, you're just a little sus one right mate? Got that look in your eyes that screams "I'm evil." Because they're red. Who knows what evil's lurking around inside ya? That evil that compels you to be a bully without even knowing it. Nah, I ain't letting you rattle me with this innocence act kid. I'm smarter than that. Maybe I don't got a brain, but I see through these things better than anybody that does. You're a bully kid. Your intentions might not be there on a surface level, but deep down ya got something dark stirring inside ya...and I can tell all this from your evil red eyes.
>takes drag from cigarette to emphasise chill level
Damn that's good. Can't taste it, but I just like the feelin' of something inside of my mouth. Don't miscontrue that kid, I just like sucking on things. Nah don't take that the wrong way it's just like smoke and shit not no homo nigga we smokin pensis bjut liek iml like blwoig n out smoke from my skull hoels with the eye hoels NOT GAY
>>9370971
You won't.
Pussy.
>>9370996
You want to find out?
>>9370955
That'd be too easy. You aren't putting up a fight. At all.
>>9370970
Another nickname for the record books. Keep 'em coming, why don't you? Let's see how many you can come up with 'til I hear one that tips the scale.
>>9370986
No harm in trying, right? Thread's coming up.
>>9371013
>tfw can never tell if that's Marie or that slut who kickstarted P4's plot by dying.
>>9371013
No thanks. This just got way too real for me.
>>9371036
>>9371036
>>9371036
>>9371036
>>9371036
>>9370996
I'd fuck you until the universe ends.
>>9370996
I'd fuck YOU, but that's my limit.