ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

>>9353912
Their Gay.

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>>9353912
...No, not really, Kyurem tried to freeze us, Regice apparently tried to attack Mort, and then Regigigas tried to destroy us all.
Arceus is chill though, apparently he's okay with taking weed from Mort.
I've had a weird week.

>Edgeweeb: guide the group towards Distortion City

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>>9353912
Um, I guess?
My daddy has a shrine to at least one of them at home!

>>9353912
cock

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>>9353912
Fuck 'em. They're dicks.

>>9353878
...Yeah. Sorry. Get bitchy when I don't drink.

>>9353923
>boop

>>9353765
Uuhhhh... What'd the edgy edgy edgelord say?

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>>9353865
Ok.
>>9353878
Dang. Wrong way.
>>9353923
The sneezest.
>>9353954
>Follow the gayweeb.
>>9353912
Ghost leggos are cool. The rest are nerds.
>>9353975
...What?

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>>9353963
Anna, we should train, or get pokebeans.
Or both, please both.

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>>9353967
Go to bed Anon.

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>>9353876
(What plot was it, anon? You can always DM the GMs and maybe have them pick up for the people who dropped out?)
>>9353912
Most of them are pretty cool!

Um... I think I'll just try somewhere else for cookies...
>Roll to find a good bakery online

>>9354003
>Filename
Wtf borb?

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>>9353912
Some of them, yes, but they all command respect, and perhaps some degree of fear.
By the way, if my bosses are reading this, the rum at home is for offerings, not personal consumption.

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>>9353912
No.
Well, not the ones I've seen anyways.

>>9353975
>Boop x2

>>9353997
Damn right.

>>9353912
I only saw one legendary in my life and it was Lugia flying away with the S.S. Libra.

>>9354016
(wat? I was gonna see if mewtwo ends up getting balled and fugged or something. And you don't have to go to bed if you don't wanna)

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>>9353999
Okay!
Let's do that!
>Kiddo: think.
Um... how do we get Pokebeans?

>>9354041
(I'm a different anon. I was just saying dafug.)

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>Finish special project for the day

>>9353912
Most of them. Kyurem is needs to chill out, I have to say.

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>>9354014
I'm ashamed to have you as a daughter. Go back to your island and think about what you just said.
>Cresselia's back crescent disappears.

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>>9353975
I'm not THAT edgy! Arceus woman, I literally just wear all black, that's it!

>>9353997
>It's becoming obvious you're headed in the right direction, as physics seems to be getting... weird
>At first, it's just a few pebbles along the road
>Then it's larger stones
>And then it's chunks of the ground itself
>All floating in the air, some spinning, others stationary, still others MOVING as if on wind that isn't really there
>The city itself is chaos, and through a gap in it's strange patterns, the setting sun is clear.

>>9354027
Hey Snea, you might wanna watch out, it's getting dark, which means that our group is about to be dealing with... a lot of ghosts.

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>>9354014
that's pretty harsh there...

>>9354114
(OOC wearing all black isn't edgy to me)

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>>9354048
Uh, the cafes give them out, sometimes, and they're sold in a lot of the shops around here!

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>>9353912
All of the one I've seen have destructive monsters. Not really sure why everyone else likes them, but whatever.

>>9354136
(I know, it's just IC teasing)

>>9354143
big poopie

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>>9354070
(shit, my percetion sucks.)

>>9353997
Yes.

>>9354114
You dress like a school shooter and you duel wield swords. You're basically an anime character.

>>9353912
id like the legendaries more if theyd just kill me already

>>9354091
>not having gadreel respond instead of just lolarceuspunishment
wasn't he literally burnt at the stake when he was alive, you missed the perfect opportunity there for banter

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>>9354162
THEY'RE GIANT KEYS! THEY LOOK TOO ABSURD TO BE EDGY!
...Um, about the anime thing.
You read LNs, right?
How have you not recognized who I look like yet?

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>>9354114
Wow. This is some awesome shit.
...
>Mort jumps onto a flat chunk of ground and tries to surf it.
>>9354027
Dude. Try this.
>>9354162
Check this out, Cam.
>>9354198
Anime.

>>9354153
Hey Alain, I've got a question for ya.
Do you ever have sex with your pokemon?
If not, have you thought of it?

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>>9354171
MY DOMAIN IS SUCH THAT I AM NOT CAPABLE OF OBLIGING YOU.
I WOULD ENCOURAGE YOU TO CALL A HOTLINE FOR PERSONS WITH SUCH URGES.

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>>9354114
You are kinda edgy lookin.
Alsoooo, ghosts are cool, so, cool.

>>9354215
..I think I'll pass, thanks.

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>>9354198
...A Kingdom Hearts character?
>pat rocks out of the way
>weird energy here has blown the Spook Senses (TM) out of wack, no "I SENSE A PRESENCE" happening

>>9354215
You tried m'dude. It looked metal af for a sec tho.

>>9354254
>put cat on a floating rock

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>>9354171
I know the feel there homie....

>>9354221
He can't answer that honestly without the League throwing a fit.
Even thinking about it might get his rank stripped.

>>9354244
big poopie

>>9354215
>Riding a scythe instead of bones
(Jiji plz.)

>>9354285
Man, fuck the league.

>>9354177
(I just don't feel like having a massive argument about gay rights. I've had a bad week or so, getting into that argument right now would just make me incredibly upset and angry IRL, but I still wanted to show some sort of disapproval.)

>>9354285
>>9354299
I like the league. Keeps humans in check.

>>9354221
ummmm gross?

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>>9354338
fug forgot picture

>>9354301
(I honestly don't care what people are. Just don't shove it down my throat and I'm good. I'm talking about gay rights etc. not dicks.)

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>>9354348
>shove it down my throat

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>>9354215
>It doesn't really work, mostly because it's not moving that fast
It's incredible, and it's one of the warmest places in Sinjoh, so that's another bonus.
Problem is the ghost hordes.

>>9354254
You won't be saying that once the sun sets.
Have you ever fought five Coffarigus at once? The hands, Snea, the hands!

>>9354266
Yeah, I uh, always had the hair and stuff, but uh, I made this as a cosplay originally, now it's just sorta my outfit.
Having Oathkeeper show up one day helped with that, dude literally possessed a replica keyblade I bought, got Oblivion made for when he evolved, didn't realize they would actually become two personalities though.

We should get to the city center before it gets dark, I've got a camp there.

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>>9354266
heck.
>Cling to the rocc
>Probably slowly spinning
i can't believe you've done this.

>>9354378
..That's alotta hands.
Sounds fun.

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>>9354376
I love nightmares. gets my creative juices flowing

>>9354285
Really? Dave is just fine though, and I'm pretty sure there's plenty of other gym leaders and such that have done worse.

Keep in mind Alain is going into the same gym circuit that has Celadon, drug den galore. Alain, pokephile or not, is an improvement over just about any of the current gym leaders in Kanto.

That said, I'm looking to improve all the gyms, but for that I need power, so here I am in Hoenn, with about a hundred Ultra Balls, where do I find a Beldum?

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>>9354254
Boooooooooring.
>>9354266
I'm the coolest, this is awesome.
>Mort shifts his weight and tries to get the rock to move.
>>9354378
...Ghost hordes?
You've got a monotype ghost user right here, baby.
Piece of shit rock, move faster.

>>9354376
Your existence is entirely meaningless and the world would be a better place without you.

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>>9354378
Oooh. I thought you were just edgy.

>>9354405
You're having fun, stop pretending.

>>9354432
Rock surfing. Neato.
>hop on a rock
>attempt to ride

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>>9354221
I can't say I haven't thought about it a few times, but I haven't actually had sex with any of my mons.
>>9354285
Wrong League. The League Conference is a different thing from the E4 Challenge. Confusing, I know. The Conference is a bracket tournament, the title you get doesn't give any standing.
So... I'm A champion, but not THE Champion.
Not that it matters anyway, the Kalos Champion can get away with whatever in that regard.
>>9354424
Nooot a Pokephile. At the moment, anyway. Is Kanto strict about that..?

>>9354493
>Is Kanto strict about that..?
Kanto is THE strictest about that. Almost everywhere else is cool about it.

>>9354493
Fuschianon here.
I had a coworker get fired on an unsubstantiated rumor of it, and a few weeks later he disappeared and his house was blocked off by the cops. They never found a body or anything.
Now, I'm not saying there's a connection for sure, but that's a hell of a coincidence.

>>9354301
(i cant tell whether you are saying that the arcueus post is some complaining about cresselia OOC or IC since you wanted to respond to it, but consider cresselia dropped since arceus is a GMing pokemon its most likely the former)

>>9354424
Have you tried asking the Devon Corporation?

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>>9354432
help.

>>9354466
...Alright maybe a little. I just like being attached to the ground in some fashion.

Is it normal for pokemon to watch you while you sleep?

>>9354437
same can be said about you

>>9354577
(Iiiiits a bit of both? Like... Demonstrating an OOC discomfort and disapproval of a character with an IC post. Feel free to keep playing her, but I don't want to interact with her at all, so maybe have her stop antagonizing Darkrai.)

>>9354667
Depends on the Pokemon. Some, mostly Ghost-types, I can totally see that as they don't really sleep and are accustomed to guarding things. Others, not so much. Which Pokemon are we talking about here?

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>>9354466
Nice.
>>9354633
You're having fun, don't be a baby.
>Mort baps the icecat along with the haft of his scythe.

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>Rock birb: be onnaboat.
Wow... So this is sailing?
It's kinda neat, but kinda scary, too.

>>9354727
A drifloon has been floating around my window looking at me at night.

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>Fluffles fiddles with some scrap, trying to see if he can make anything with it.

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>>9354405
It's not, they're trying to kill you.

>>9354432
Try pushing against the actual ground.
When I say hordes... well, I think I told Cam, we clear about a hundred and fifty pokemon from this place a night, when we train here.
By day though, this place is STELLAR for flight practice, gravity fucks up about... now, the stones about that size
>He points to a floating house
Have their own gravity, I've walked upside down before, makes flying HELL, in the fun way.

>>9354466
Not really, just a weeb.

>The group reaches the city "wall" which is mostly in pieces, drifting in a circle
>Already, a strange purple mist is starting to billow from some of the houses: the gas that fills the distortion world, giving it it's strange coloration compared to ours. It's breathable, but more importantly, it attracts ghosts.

Fuck, we need to get a move on!

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>>9354544
>>9354557
So, the Kantonesians are close minded about sex? That's... weird. In Kalos it a very casual thing. Is there anything else I need to know about Kanto?

>>9354799
>Drifloon
>Wild
Anon, I'd recommend investing in some cleanse tags.
That is not a safe situation you're in.

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>Trying to stay away from windows, portholes and anything from where the sea can be seen from

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>>9354466
>Cam: Be the SoulSilver Surfer
WHHHOOOOOOO

>>9354633
I mean, if you wanna get technical...

>>9354779
Ye ye

>>9354807
This place is pretty. Why'd you wanna go?

>>9354822
Kanto is very closeminded and traditional in their ways, they tend to not be open about different religions/ideologies either.

>>9354368
(If I told you I was turts you'd rethink that decision :^)

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>>9354785
>>9354801
(Whoops)
(Did it again)
Yeah.
It's usually fun, but occasionally, things don't go as smoothly. Like, storms and stuff. I don't like them because it throws everything around the shop.
We should reach the place we are going in a few days, though.

>>9354835
I can cover some of the windows if you want. Have plenty of fabric.

>>9354827
Is it that dangerous? I mean, I know the rumors talk about them abducting children, but are they prone to doing the same with adults?

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>>9354779
I will run you over, tinman.

>>9354807
No they're trying to kill You.
Ghosts like me. Cause I like ghosts.
So, fun!

>>9354842
It's not the ground if it's floating though.

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>Sun: still has yet to find a fucking bakery
>What the hell
>He begins doodling on the Lunalatic cultist's mask absentmindedly while he thinks

>>9354822
Ex-Kantofag here, now in Unova.
The League runs damn near everything, and some of their more crotchety members get whiny about having to answer to any other agency.
>>9354857
That's a fairly accurate, if unflattering, description of a large segment of the population.
I'm glad I got out when I did, m current employer doesn't give me grief about what's on my home shrine or who's in my bed.

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>>9354807
Hoo, this is going to be fun.
>Mort hops off the rock and follows after Quincy.
>>9354842
>Mort: Grab a maniac and follow after Quincy.
>>9354894
Try it.

>>9354822
Kanto is an ass-backwards shithole, dude, they barely recognize steel types and dark types, and fairies? PFFT, they have no clue.
Again, something I'd like to fix. I guess I'll see if Devon would be willing to give me a Beldum in need of a home. Drax, my Gengar, is pretty excited to have some new friends.

>>9354723
(darkrai makes the most sense to antagonise, in the game canon cresselia hates darkrai and i was trying to make a hate-able character that no one could like)
(better to just drop the character, I was considering it anyway since darkrai only shows up once a month at the most, there is nothing else to do with her and all the groups that she could have interacted with are in purgatory)

>>9354897
so, you let that sexy sexy god bat ream your booty yet?

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>>9354877
>Nods
>Keeps looking at a wall in the mean time

>>9354879
Not a hundred percent on it, but better to play it safe, dude.

>>9354916
>making a character nobody likes ic or ooc
>on purpose
Fantastic idea.

>>9354938
(I actually like the idea. Also I can't tell if this is sarcasm.)

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>>9354877
Storms? Yikes, I don't like those even at home!
>>9354922
>Join the shield dino
It's okay, we'll be back on land soon.
Just don't look out the windows, and let me and Fluffles handle anything on deck, okay?

>>9354897
(I recall you complaining about us not being original, so...)
Sun, that Cultist could help you befriend Lunala! Wouldn't that be nice? You could do all your normal daily things, and then when you come home at night, his big cock dripping that delicious grape pre-cum just for you. You could drink all you like, and when you've had your fill from the front end, with enough training, he could fill your back end too!
Don't you want that?

>>9354993
If you can't tell if that's sarcasm I'm not sure what to tell you.

>>9354927
Gotcha, I'll go but some tags tomorrow, I don't want to risk getting kidnapped.

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>>9354894
Why you gotta make it racial?

>>9354912
Whoo

>>9354938
(people love to hate things, just look at how quickly people attribute shitposts to being either Turts or HB)
(that was the whole premise, except instead of shitposting and ruining the thread, it was a character that the other characters would hate instead of everything being cheery for the most part)

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>>9354922
>Fluffles gets some fabric, and tape
>Starts putting it over most of the windows

>>9355002
Usually, I can see them coming in the distance.
Doesn't mean I can avoid them, but it gives me a little time to prepare, so that's good!
>Keep taping fabric over the windows
By the way, feel free to poke around the stuff in the store. I don't mind.

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>>9354842
Because of what's at the center, and because Zem wanted to be someplace warmer.

>>9354894
These ghosts hate EVERYONE, Snea.

>>9354912
See that big pylon thing? We're walking right up its side, camp is at the top!

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>>9354857
Oh.. that's disappointing. I thought Kanto would be the most advanced. Aren't they the first league?
>>9354904
>>9354913
Kanto sounds shittier and shittier the more I hear.

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>>9354912
Alright.
>Attempt to tink rock into the tin can man

>>9355033
..Wha? I'm not..
>Confused sneeze sounds

>>9355103
You don't know thaaat.
Maybe they're just offended by your fashion sense.

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>>9355002
>Cower under a wing

>>9355089
>Has yet to notice the windows being covered up
>But when he does, he will be thankful

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>>9355033
You're light.
Do you eat anything?
>>9355103
Awesome.
>Follow the bed head.
>>9355132
>CLANK.
Ow.

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>>9355103
Ugh. Fiiiiiiine. Whiner.

>>9355132
Whatevs, you're the one discriminating against the ground.

>>9355145
Goo.

>>9355071
(Oh yeah. I loved being blamed for things I didn't do. I also love hateboner :^) every time he shitposts I'll counter shitpost him. In a good [hopefully] non-derailing manner of course.)

>>9355126
It's... In dire need of improvement, the last """permanent""" gym leader in Viridian tried fixing things, but he died.
Here's hoping you can change things for the better. And make a gym challenge that isn't fucking cancerous, like an invisible wall maze.

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>>9355089
Okay! I'll see if there's anything that maybe my friends at hope will like!
>Ruffles: resolve to poke around later.
>>9355141
>Keep a wing over Agger.
I don't like it much either, but we won't be on here forever.

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>>9354918
>Sweat
I don't get what you mean by that...
>>9355005
>Flustered Sun sounds
I... uh... I... I don't know? I don't even know what that would feel like...

its dropped
dont bother

>>9355250
(Quit being a downer. DM one of the GMs I'm sure they wouldn't mind helping out. - The implied shitposter Turts)

>>9355228
Honestly I couldn't imagine a more pleasing feeling. I would kill to be in your position Sun, don't waste this chance of obtaining euphoria.

>>9355126
Ex-Kantofag here.
I'd like to pass on a request from a friend, if you're willing to hear it.
Would you be willing to have somebody give challengers' teams a five-minute once-over and kick them out if there's signs of abuse or neglect?

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>>9355145
Told you I would.
>Snickersneeze

>>9355170
I am not! I knew a ground type once, he was cool. And then he was really really cool.

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>>9355132
You'll see, these guys don't like anyone!

>>9355145
>The gas continues to fill the air as the group briskly walks through the strange city.
>Thankfully, it's roads are mostly intact, until the city center, where everything suddenly turns 90 degrees
>Quincy walks with confidence, right up the wall, seeming to have no difficulty dealing with the sudden switch in gravity

>>9355170
I'm not the whiner, ghost girl, I'm trying to warn you people that the ghosts will attack us on sight!
Speaking of which, we'll need every hand on deck, but keep at least one Pokemon close to you, the ghosts are sneaky, and if Oathkeeper and Oblivion hadn't been there, I would have been dragged into the Distortion World by my throat SEVERAL times by now.

>>9355280
>Would you be willing to have somebody give challengers' teams a five-minute once-over and kick them out if there's signs of abuse or neglect?
Don't do this shit, it's stupid.

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>>9355278
YOU MEAN OBTAINING HEAVEN

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>>9355170
Nice.
>>9355285
I'd throw something back but I'm carrying a drunk and my scythe.
>>9355298
Awesome...
>Mort follows after Quincy, trying not to barf.

>>9355280
THIS THIS THIS!
This was one of the first things the Gym leader before you did, and it helped Viridian a LOT, no more fucking weekly crying children having to bury their bugs because suddenly they knew how to care for them! It's one of the few lasting improvements he made, and I'd love to see more of it.
Also it helps keep abusive trainers from getting too far.

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>>9355285
Suuuure. And I'm sure all your friends are geodudes.

>>9355298
All I got left is a baby pumpkin.

>>9355320
Yes, yes it is.

>>9355311
YO! IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JO JO REFERENCE!?!?!?!

>>9355336
Except it didn't. Did you see all the abusers that got through?
Fuck off, stop samefagging dude. He got a whopping like 11% decrease in abuse and deaths for that year.

>>9355361
Because most of the abusers started skipping Viridian!
And even then, eleven percent is HUGE!

>>9355356
YEEEEEEEE BOOIIIII
-Retarded Axe

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>>9355141
>Finish covering most, but not all windows
Alright. Should be better now.

>>9355216
I have a bit of everything on here.
You'll definitely find something!

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>>9355206
I'm hoping so too.
.... I got weird looks for wearing shoes inside a hotel room. Did I do something wrong..?
>>9355280
>>9355336
I'm not the only one running this gym, I'll ask my "partner".
... who isn't here right now. Great.

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>>9355216
>It is comfy under the wing

>>9355405
>Poke face out
>Look at the now safer ship
...thanks.

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>>9355320
You could throw your scythe, y'know.
>Hop off rocc
>Mount shoulder

>>9355346
It was a Gliscor. The rocks are kinda hardheaded, if you know what I meaaaan.

>>9355299
I lived in a Gym town, it's fucking necessary.
I've seen Pokemon that literally never come out of their ball except for a few minutes to eat and fight.
Hell, some of them couldn't battle anything except their own illnesses effectively!
>>9355390
This. 11% is a big improvement for such a short tenure, and this is meant to force the worst offenders and the kids who don't know any better to shape up if they want to do League stuff.
>>9355422
Social thing, it's considered polite to take them off.

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>>9355422
Wait, you're actually the new Viridian Gym leader?
Next time you're there could you take a look at the cameras and server room? I haven't had any feed from there in months.

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>>9355278
I mean... I've never had.... I don't really know what the euphoria you guys always mention feels like?
But uh... don't tell anybody but... grape soda is nice.

>>9355422
Ex-Kantofag here, sorry if I started a shitstorm here.
Feel free to take some time to get settled before getting into this political stuff, okay?

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Much work to be done.
>Rolling.

>>9355422
We're weird sometimes, you'll pick up on little things like that eventually.

Devon is asking a rather hefty sum for a Beldum, 40K poke, not sure if I wanna spend that much when I can just catch my own...

>>9355546
Sun recall the best you have ever felt in your life, the moment you felt that the stars had aligned and you couldn't be stopped. The euphoria Lunala could offer you is a feeling five times stronger than that. And yes the grape soda is nice, now imagine all the delicious salty grape soda you could ever want could be yours. You just have to befriend Lunala

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>>9355320
Sorry, should have warned you about the gravity switch, I spent a month or so here, like, right before I headed back to civilization, so I'm used to this.

>>9355346
Shit, what about Lamp? I've got potions and revives if you need...

>>9355449
Keep your eyes peeled, Snea.

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>>9355346
You eat anything else besides goo and sandwiches?
>>9355449
Ehhh. I'd rather not stab Cam.
You can have it if you're on good behavior.
>>9355616
It's cool, though. Just trying not to barf on Cam.

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>>9355616
Uh, he got some herbs from Mort but I dunno how well he's holding up. Was a bit busy panicking.

>>9355449
Sweet pun

>>9355643
My own tears!

>>9355422
have fun with your gym cunt
youll end up dead or retarded like the last 20 gym leaders

>>9355695
(Needed those sides.)

Why is Alain the Viridian gym leader...? Some weird Kalos freak is our gym leader?
Why are we okay with this?

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>>9355616
I got Keen Eye, we're good.

>>9355643
Please, I'm a perfect little angel. Couldn't do wrong if I tried. Honest, guv.

>>9355684
Thank.

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Hey, heeeeey man. Name's Robbert. You wanna buy some pokemon? I got them reaaaal cheap.

>>9355718
Cause this is the tamest thing to happen nowadays?

>>9355743
>Drunk assumabley homeless dude has a pretty decent team and a shinny.
Why are you poor?

>>9355718
He's a well-established Trainer, and a Conference champion.
Would you rather hand it over to our current Champ? Because I wouldn't.
>>9355766
Exactly. I'd rather have an apolitical foreign moderate than a native fanatic of any stripe.

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>>9355450
You guys have weird customs. Still haven't gotten the hold of chopsticks yet either. Why not just use a fork?
>>9355469
One of them, yes. Please tell me there's not a camera in the back room.
>>9355550
I'll try. Kanto is weird, especially the language. People say "honhon" and "senpai" every time they talk to me, I feel like I'm missing something.
>>9355695
I survived Mega Rayquaza and Primal Groupon and Kyogre, I'll be fine.
>>9355718
Are Kantonesians normally this rude...? I've said already that there's two gym leaders.

>>9355807
I'm a down on my luck veteran who tries to make ends meet by breeding some pokemon. I could be battling in the leagues, but I don't know if I have the gumption anymore for it.

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>>9355442
No problem!
>Goes off to the kitchen, presumably to check on something cooking in there

>>9355837
Hon hon is a joke about Kalos, and Senpai... Run, run far away from anyone that says that to you, those are fan girls, or fan boys.

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>>9355608
I just want my friends back. I was gonna catch Lunala but.... if I have to be friends with Lunala to save Ia and Annie I guess...
I guess that's okay, too. And... you guys make it sound less bad than I imagine it is so... maybe it's not that bad?

>>9355837
Ex-Kantofag here.
The "honhon" thing is a rather rude term for Kalosians based on the stereotypical sound of someone with a strong Kalosian accent laughing, and "senpai" is a term that technically means "teacher" but in this context probably means they're a fan who wants to get in your pants.

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>>9355643
After about a minute your body settles from the sudden gut flip, so just hold on until then I guess.

>>9355684
I've got potions, here
>He tosses a hyper potion back
Try that on him, he should feel better.

>>9355732
>A Yamask appears behind the Snea

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>>9355837
Nope, just on the gym grounds, per request of a past leader. He wanted a constant stream of the daily ongoing of the gym, the necessary equipment and software should be still there, hopefully.

>>9355584
Good luck with that, Beldum are not Hoenn native.

>>9355743
What kind of pokemon are you selling old timer?

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>>9355684
Bad diet. I'll get you on something good when we get into Sinnoh.
Hell if we go back to Johto you can crash at my place in Cianwood City.
>>9355732
Suuuuuuure.
>>9355933
Woo. This is fun. Beats spending my entire life running.

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>>9355894
Heef's a phweddy nhhisee ghuy

>>9355894
Lunala is just misunderstood Sun. He really likes you and doesn't want to harm any of your friends. He just wants you to feel special, wanted and loved. Don't you want that too Sun? wouldn't it be nice to be close to such a powerful, benevolent force who only wants what's best for you?

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>>9355933
Obliged famalamapai

>>9355981
Sounds good. Still miss my house though. Trailer. Shack. Car.

>>9355964
Oh! I'm selling 2 gibles for 4000 poke each, one male and one female, three gastly's all female for 500 each, and one Female Skrelp for 3000.

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>>9355933
>Yamask isn't very sneaky.
>Pap the spook
Hey guy.

>>9355981
Whaaaat, I am!

>>9356046
Tell you what man, I'll give you 30,000 poke. You go buy yourself a place off the streets, alright?

>>9355837
You... should be fine, the last gym leader died in surgery, so I hear, so as long as you don't need a surgery any time soon, no problems!
Just try to keep afloat under the swarm of trainers, watch the recordings from the last guy, if you want to see what you're up against.

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>>9355866
Heya. What's in here?
It smells nice.
Do you cook?

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>>9355957
Heeeey, nerd.
How 'chu doing? Wanna, like, hang out a bit?

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>>9355889
>>9355906
There are some other terms the language class didn't teach me, but I'm not sure I want to know anymore.
>>9355957
I'll go check the cameras now, not that I know how to work them
>>9356115
How popular is Viridian...? I know it's the last gym, but that says little. Kalos' last gym is widely hated.

>>9356112
Oh! Oh thank you! Thank you! Arceus bless your kind heart.

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>>9355981
Hey, check this out!
>Quincy does a sick kickflip onto another rock, and then leaps back, letting Distortion City's gravity do most of the work

>>9356026
No problem, ghost girl.

>>9356084
>The Yamask attacks, screeching!
>0 SpA Yamask Hex (65 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Sneasel: 12-15 (14.6 - 18.2%) -- possible 6HKO

>>9356163
You mean Divines bless your kind heart

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>>9355993
I don't get it. If he wants to be close and friendly why did he hire people to steal my friends? Why did he get rid of Annie?
>>9355987
How so...?

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>>9356026
Oh, if I bite it you can have the keys. I think my bud in Kalos has a copy of the keys.
Talk to him if I bite it. Or just go through my pockets.
>>9356084
Uh huh.
>>9356185
Nice one.
Just gonna try not to barf.

>>9356151
>>9355957
(This is so fucking cute. -T)

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>>9356160
There is a manual to the stream software and cameras in the servers.
...damn, this takes me back.

>>9356151
>Pick up the psy'chu
Work is finally done. One weekend and a day of constant work.
Got any ideas?

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>>9356203
Oh, hhheh hirhs 'em causs thhey wonnah ghet in deh whhhay

Hhhesh rhelly shweeht vho. Phrwehhy ehysh.

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>>9356133
>>9355866
>Smell that something is cooking
>Perk up, sleeping can wait

>>9356203
That's what I mean by misunderstood. He doesn't know how to properly approach you so he took your friends so you'd come to him. He doesn't understand basic human interaction and did this to catch your attention. He sees you as important, the champion of alola owner of a legendary. He wants to treat you like the important person you are.

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>>9356185
>ruffle the hair

>>9356221
Gotcha bro

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>>9356261
>snug that nerd
A quick walk around the place?
Netflix and chill?
It's up to 'chu, bro.

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>>9356133
>A basic pot of soup, made from canned foods, is simmering on the stove
Yeah.
I cook for myself a lot.
Was always just something basic, though.

>>9356285
By the way, are you two hungry?

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>>9356185
oh, okay.
Hey spike, wanna get this?

>>9356221
Is it because I'm a dark type?

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>>9356349
Soup? Neat!
Agger and I can both have soup!
You're the best, Fluffles!

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>>9356330
>Snuggle until he is at face level
I don't really feel like going anywhere.
Netflix and chill it is, then!

>>9356222
(Trips confirm)

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>>9356349
>Nod

>>9356396
>Nod with more enthusiasm

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>>9356396
Thanks!

>>9356447
>Give both of them bowls of soup
Have as much as you like.

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>>9356289
I mean... I guess that makes sense but.... Couldn't he have done something less crappy to do that? Like... I don't know... anything other than that?
The stuff he did kinda.... I'm still scared.
>>9356274
Get in the way? Get in the way of what?

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>>9356221
You get used to it, like I said.

>>9356319
GAHSUCJCKJDUDTFFBDTJ QUIT IT!

>>9356357
Huh? Oh... SHIT, RUN! WE NEED TO B- Oh, we're here. Everyone, get to the circle at the center of the pillar!

>He climbs over the edge of the platform, taking note that the runes on the Giratina statue that dominates this pillar of stone are beginning to shine purple
>He starts sprinting for a glowing ring of runes in the middle of it all, under Giratina's belly. Unlike the runes that adorn his body, these are flaring blue, and they show a fire pit at the center of the ring.

THIS WAY, IT'S THE SAFEST PLACE!

so, what type of stuff should I be getting for my new underground home?
I have reached a point where I can start thinking about tracking down some furniture and stuff
Still have not managed to get any sort of reliable and constant electricity or water supply, car batteries and bottled water from visits topside are fine for now but I should really replace them as soon as possible
-the underground hermit

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>>9356440
>Smooch that nerd, and pull up some cheesy movie on his 'dex.
Sweet~.
This is, like, one of my only embarrassing secrets - I'm a sucker for cheesy action flicks. 'Chu know, like, the so-bad-it's-good kind.

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>>9356481
Fwendship!

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>>9356319
Awesome.
>>9356357
Nah, it's cause you're a sneeze.
>>9356489
I might.
Nice, alright.
>Run after the bed head with the maniac body armor.

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>>9356261
Alright, let's see if I understood this correctly.
>Alain attempts to fix the cameras.
>Rolling for how badly he does.

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>>9356447
>Bring the shieldbro his soup
>>9356475
>Nom soup
Mmm... This is good. I should introduce you to my other friends sometime, like Ray and human friend John. They cook too, maybe you'd get along?

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>>9356475
>Slurp it up
>If odds: messily

>>9356524
mort
what are you doing with you life anyway?
Running from your old bloodcult?
What are you going to do when they catch up with you?

>>9356481
It's okay to be scared Sun, anyone would be but all he wants to do is make it to were you never have to be afraid or dejected, or sad again. And it's true he could of done something else but he thought only a display of power could catch the attention of a star such as yourself. Be honest with me Sun, you have emotional scars, you have been hurt, betrayed, and toyed with. Please let Lunala heal those scars.

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>>9356489
It's fun tho

>>9356524
You want my trailer if I go out? 17MPG, broke in couch, nice library thing, new tires...

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>>9356505
>No time for inhibitions, just the smooching
If they were truly bad, then they would not be good at all.
>Netflix and chill: commence

Cultanon here.
I tried preaching today, only got a few recruits but it's a good start.
Without the upheaval of the last few months, I'd be unable to get any.
I don't suppose anyone here knows anything about the death of an elderly musician in Couriway a few months ago?

>>9356499
Jubilife anon from last night, I recommend you to get plumbing and a few solar or wind generators topside.

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>>9356524
That's even more racist.
I'll let it slide cause I like you though.

last night when I fell asleep watching a movie, I had a strange dream about a weird pokemon I have never seen before.
It was like some sort of giant space zubat.
in the dream I was laying om the floor, while it slowly and sensually rubbed and grinded its dick up and down along the length of my chest
but then right as it came I woke up,and I had spilt my grape juice and crisps all over myself

>>9356499
Ex-Kantofag here. You want water and sewage control as fast as possible.
Dirty water's a silent killer. I may be biased because one of my Pokemon's a Vaporeon, but I'd address water concerns first.
Oh, and don't run a gas generator without some way to vent the fumes out of living areas.

>>9356637
Interesting, interesting...

>>9356677
stop shitposting frankie

>>9356524
>>9356578
(Sleep is claiming me, just assume everyone made it to the circle and is safe, sleeping in shifts to keep the ghosts from overwhelming the wards)

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>>9356520
I guess... hey, would a Moon Ball or Dream Ball look better?
>>9356576
I don't know... Lunala caused some of those, how do I know he won't cause more?
>>9356637
Um... I might know what you're talking about...

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>>9356575
Quit that, Phasma.
>>9356578
Maybe~.
Let's not trade until we die, though.
>Mort laughs a bit.
When we die.
>>9356628
Heh heh.
>>9356753
(Alright. Night nerd.)

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>>9356725
Hey thats my line
>>9356677
Stop shitposting frankie its snug time

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>>9356619
I zink I heard something about a pokemon abuser in ze area? Just heresay, oui.
Are you looking for berries, mon cher?

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>>9356759
Mhoom is pwehy. Dummo why hou whanna phu fffha mashtha in there vho

>>9356791
Yes, I am looking for berries and other such things.
I'm the leader of my, er, little group.
What the hell is this about a Pokemon abuser, though? I don't recall any arrests recently.
>Cultanon is of average height and build, and has prematurely graying hair.

>>9356759
Sun trust me, if you give yourself to Lunala he will give himself to you. He's just as lonely and dejected as you are. He needs you and you need him. He needs your warm understanding heart and you need to feel loved and wanted. Mom has failed her role in giving unconditional love, Lunala is the alternative. Someone who will love you no matter what.

>>9356677
>>9356627
yeah, like I said, I have been using Car batteries and drinking bottled water for the most part
I did find what might be some underground powerlines and water pipes so I think I might get some books and things and attempt to see if I can tap into them
and I can't hire anyone either to help with anything since I am pretty sure that just living down here is illegal
But this place is fucking huge so I doubt anyone will find me or even want to start looking for me

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>>9356762
>Poke a can man

>>9356753
(Nite)

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>>9356848
Oui! I can get you all ze berries you want. An old friend told me you were a friend, non? A friend of his is a friend of mine!
>Yet to be named honhon: Get the trustworthy man a big crate of berries.
Ah, zere were a few rumors about a pokemon abuser, I'm not quite sure what happened to him. I don't watch news like some peasant.

>>9356870
I think there were whole guilds of innaground explorers that built these tunnels, maybe also installed the plumbing. Who cares if it is illegal, it's a living.
Also, good choice in toys, Yanmega is great.

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>>9356830
Just incase?
>>9356858
I.... guess that would be nice... but um... I don't wanna lose my job at the league, so um... he can't really drag me off somewhere.

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>>9356762
Sure, I'll get the memo as soon as you kick the bucket.

>>9356895
>snug a sneasel

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>>9356895
>Pet a sneeze.
Sup, nerd?
>>9356952
Pfffff.
You're gonna miss me when I die.

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>>9356947
Wha incasssh? Why yhou ghodda kheep ryin' tah hurh shomeone thhaht wuvsh you?

>>9356904
yeah, I guess I could ask around, worst case, I pretend to be like, an archaeologist preparing for a long term archaeology trip down here or something
(also kek, I wasn't expecting that joke dildo to get referenced again, you successfully killed my sides)

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>>9356977
>Get the pets
>Give a sneasel sound
Nooothin, dork knight.

>>9356952
>Snug the hex gal
>Yiss.

>>9356947
Sun, Lunala's power is so vast that he could bring you anywhere you heart desired and back in the blink of an eye. And I'm glad you are starting to see it my way a bit. You have been given the rare opportunity to not only have all your desires met by an incredibly powerful being but in turn being able to fulfill the wants of that being in turn. You two could live in perfect harmony like the Sun and the Moon. You were made for each other. I'm not going to pressure you into it but when you're ready you should try to contact Lunala and meet face to face. You both will be able to reach the euphoria you deserve.

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>>9356977
Naaaaah. I'm gonna resurrect you and shove you in a butter knife or somethin'

>>9357022
>snug that icecat
>yiss

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>>9357022
Am not a dork.
>Bap a catte.
>>9357046
My true existence, realized.
Sandwich sacrificer.

>>9356903
HON

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>>9357046
>Do that purr-y thing.

>>9357076
heck.
>Blep
You suuuuure? How bout a dweeb?

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>>9357076
NECROMANCY!
>A butter knife is plunged into Mort's leg - or, at the very least, an attempt at plunging a butter knife into Mort's leg is made. It's still a buffer knife.

>>9356903
All I know of recent goings-on is this:
My grandfather is dead.
The police have done nothing.
This... organization I'm forming, it is the means by which I intend to avenge my grandfather.
I will refrain, as a favor for your friend, from making any requests of you which would be considered unreasonable, no?
One does not simply risk a mighty knight as one does a pawn.

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>>9357076
I'll use you for only the best snacks

>>9357166
>belly rub the frosty catte

>>9357174
NECROMANCY!
>bap Mort

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>>9357166
Not a dweeb either.
>>9357174
>Oh fuck.
>You got it between the armor.
>Or the thigh, whatever works.
>Fukkin' anklebiters.
OW! WHY?
>>9357208
Thank you.
>Clank.
Why.

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>>9356984
But Pokeballs don't hurt! And... it's just.... in case Lunala does try to hurt me...
>>9357038
Um... the cultists don't like me... that sounds like a quick way to get assassinated by cultists...

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>>9357123
Hon!
>>9357207
Ah! Oui, a travesty, I will put forth effort to help at the least.

Some of the workers in my farms catch the pokemon, most of them grass, bug and flying. We could always give those over to you if you'd want. A better home than a daycare or the wild, non?

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Ih'td ssshtill be a mehn thing tah do ta shomeone daht wuvs yhou ssho mush.

Lhike hhavihn a lhion rhip mah thhhong apharth

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>>9357225
Someone said "sandwich sacrificer" and "butter knife" that's why!
>The butter knife is thanked against his armor in a mock stab
>>9357208
Wait, what are we reviving?

>>9357250
There are ways to contact Lunala away from his cultists. Find a secluded location, make and offering, and try to spiritually reach out to him. Considering who you are he should respond pretty quickly. Also those cultists are just jealous that the god they worship likes you more than he likes them.

>>9357290
*meant for >>9357250

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>>9357208
>Sneeze: crank the purring up to like 6 or 7
niiiceeee.

>>9357225
Gooooober.

>>9357272
That would be a great benefit to the mission, my horticultural friend.
It would be a pleasure to take those Pokemon off your hands and allow my new recruits to train them.
>Cultist recruit count: 4 grunts, Not!PropellerKnight, and the leader.
>Rolling for a hidden investigative action.

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>>9357225
Because yes.
>hug Mort
>no the big one

>>9357293
Mort if he dies. Gonna stick him in the butter knife.

>>9357316
Nerdlinger.

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>>9357343
Oui! It is a pleasure to do business with you~
>Hand him off a few low level bugs, grass types and flying types before he leaves.
Good day!

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>>9357293
You are so mean. I'm going to cry.
You made a grown man cry, are you happy?
>>9357316
Goober...?
Well you're an icedweeb.
>>9357357
>Hug the hex.
At least you're more cuddly than some people.

>>9356222
>>9356440
>>9356151
i still dont understand where the ray x sb suddenly came from

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>>9357299
No I mean... they always seem to know where I am and what I'm doing, it's kinda creepy? I'm kinda worried one is gonna show up and stab me...
>>9357290
Hey, that's totally not the same, unless you're saying you love me...?

>>9357405
(Kinda felt forced to me but whatevs.)

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>>9357392
Yep! Think you can cry into a vial for me?
>>9357357
Why not stick him in the butter knife right now?
>She pokes the armorless spot behind the knee with her butter knife

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>>9356594
>An hour into Netflix and chill
>And he gives you this look
Bro, like, I gotta get them snugs...
>>9357405
( Just rollin' with it, bro. )
( I was caught a little off-guard OOC as well as IC but I can see with 20/20 hindsight where the subtle hints were )

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>>9357357
Witch.
no i couldn't think of anything better.

>>9357392
Well yoooooou're a dingus.

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>>9357392
Thanks bro.

>>9357441
Because Gigi said he's in charge and I don't want to compromise my chances of touching spooky centipede slime.

>>9357450
Pussy

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>>9357441
Can't do that, sassy.
>>9357450
Least I don't smell like the inside of a freezer.
Freezer cat.
>>9357462
No problem, bro.
Platonic armor snugs.

>>9357418
Well if you wanted to do it really quick I'm sure you could have Solgaleo contact him. Not 100% sure how, they should share some kind of bond though. If you can get into a secure location though you should make an offering and call him out. It just comes down to thinking what you would want to use as an offering to attract him.

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>>9357462
Gasp.
How could you.

>>9357476
Heyyy now, freezers smell nice.
But I don't smell like one.

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>>9357418
Das nhot wha I mhen an yhoo know ih.

Juss shummhon wumara ahreddy

>>9357449
>Hand placement: above tail
>Grinning
What kinda snugs?

>>9357405
(If anything, I didn't drop enough hints)

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>>9357572
(drink)

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>>9357507
>>9357477
Um... okay... what should I use as an offering...? I don't do the religious thing...

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>>9357476
Superior snugs.

>>9357493
With words.

>>9357602
Well just think, what does he want most?

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>>9357493
>Sniff a sneeze.
Kinda do.
>>9357623
The best snugs. Only ghost snugs are better.
>Mortimer O'Donovan: Probably going to pass out on the hex now. Night nerds.

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>>9357572
>Big mousy smile
>Psych mouse: tease the nerd
>Think very, very Interesting™ thoughts.
First the comfy kind, then maybe another kind~

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>>9357623
..Dang, got outplayed.

>>9357664
Alright maybe a little bit. Not much though.

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>>9357647
To devour the light of the sun and bring the dark of night over the world? That's um.... what I heard anyway...

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>>9357676
>All hands on deck
>By which, I mean the 'chu
>Apply heavy petting
Just maybe?

me

>>9357730
Are you sure?

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>>9357733
More like "definitely", bro.
>Giggle, and project Lewd Thoughts.
I wanna get it good~.
>Ray: consider fading to black

>>9357730
What I think he wants most...is you.

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>>9357796
>Lewd thoughts received
>Hand placement: under tail
That's more like the Ray I know.
>Zip to bedroom
>Don't forget the sock and/or do not disturb sign
>Fade to black?

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>>9357782
No... I don't really know Lunala very well, so I can't really try and guess what he wants...
>>9357799
I um... i dont... how would I even use myself as bait...? Offering..? Thingy.

>>9357869
lay yourself bare emotionally and physically then call out to him. Allowing yourself to be vulnerable on your own terms will prompt him to do the same. You will finally be able to have a healthy dialogue with him and find what you have been looking for.

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>>9357863
>Ray: shift into maximum overlewd
>Fade to black
>(We still radio station, or did we officially bail out?)

>>9357933
>>9357869
>lunala
>he
come on now. that moonbat's a girl

>>9357960
Oh you sweet summer child..

>>9357960
( Not in PAR, land of 10,000 gays. )

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>>9357934
>Aw yeah
>Fade to black
>(Still radio station)

>>9357974
it's the truth
[notaspoiler](not to mention most of the internet and r34 agrees, along with the hawaiian moon deity being female )[/notaspoiler]
>>9357988
(i don't understnd the reference)

>>9357974
>>9357960
>>9358003
Shi is whatever you want hir to be baybee

>>9358010
You stop that right now. No fake pronouns.

>>9358003
It's a dude, guy.

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>>9357933
Wait... you want me to strip....? I thought that was a thing you did after they showed up...?
>>9357960
Um... no...
Girls don't have...
>Sun flustered and mutters for a bit
2 ft long dicks, deep voices, or call themselves guys...
>>9358003
(The Lunala in par is a male, and what the rest of the Internet thinks on a subject doesn't influence par in the slightest.)
(Anon's joke is a reference to the fact that almost every single roleplayer and character here is a homosexual male.)

>>9358010
(ugh, tumblr pronouns)
>>9358029
wrongamundo, buddy!

>>9358003
( Most of the RPers are gay/bi dudes. )
>>9358040
( We're going with "leggos can be whatever the fuck they want" as part of leggo status. )

>>9358040
You wanna see the dick?
Someone post the dick.

>>9358039
>>9358055
(i still strongly disagree with this notion, but whatever, there are still other lunala's out there if the games are if the games are anything to go by.)
but whatever floats your boat i guess. eh