ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

>>9349480
cocv

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>>9349480
Nah not really. I prefer to passively undermine my opponents.

>>9349444
>>9349450
..... Oh. I will get on that then.

>>9349471
I don't know when i'm hungry I just eat. when I'm tired I sleep. That's pretty healthy to me.

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>>9349417
Awesome.
>>9349441
Well that's something.
>>9349479
Having fun? Was this what you always wanted?
>>9349480
Hell yeah.

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>>9349480
Yes. So does my team, part of why I'm doing the Sinnoh League when I get there.

If I don't die of frustration first.

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>>9349480
Only if it's a challenge.

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>>9349480
>stoned psicat: attempt to bat at OP
Battling is what I'm desinged for duuuude

>>9349433
>hug bug
>on the dank catnip yo

>>9349441
>snickers

>>9349479
>snuggle
meow

>>9349502
>pet

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>>9349480
I don't like having to fight mean people.
But playing with friends is fun.

>>9349514
succ

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>>9349480
Ehh, occasionally.

>>9349514
Don't make me get frustration just to meme on you.

>>9349537
What?
>>9349556
Staph.

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>>9349480
Battles are fun, sometimes.

>>9349502
Yes and yes.

>>9349532
I'm so incredibly dead when you snap out of this, aren't I?
>77: pet the Psycat.

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>>9349566
>DRINK

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>>9349494
I see.... I tend to be neither tired nor hungry. How often do you get hungry?

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>>9349532
>Ciphergrunt: Petted.
Hey. Having fun?
>Couch down and pet the cat.
>>9349568
So... You think we should ball him? At the least drag him into the hotel room I've been using?
>33 attempts to lift the psycat.
>Rolling.

>>9349591
On average dude? Three meals a day, seven hours of sleep, that's normal

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>>9349569
Staph? Might wanna see a doctor about that, Clood.

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>>9349566
>>9349569
>Flip the dumb cloak over his head.
>The whole damn thing.

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>>9349568
>pat

>>9349606
Trufax.

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>>9349591
It's good to have you back sir and... 8 hours at least of sleep and three meals a day. I've gone with way less sleep in crunch time, though.

>>9349480
Sometimes. Used to sim battle more months ago.

>>9349532
...what did just happen with him?

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>>9349606
I'M FINE.
>>9349609
AGMGGSIVUEBFIVNG
>PANICKED WEEB NOISES

>>9349645
(whoops the >pat was meant for >>9349566)

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>>9349609
MARSHY!!
>A high pitch squeal of excitement is heard as Acerola attempts to hug the shadow boxer to her chest.

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>>9349657
>More snickering

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>>9349601
>>9349652
It is good to be back, Sebastian. 7-8 hours... That is a lot of time spent unconscious. Any suggestions for size of meals?

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>>9349657
Heheh.
>>9349676
>Hug the girl you've never met in your life.
Hi.

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>>9349645
AHVIEHRCOSJFISJFKAJRIVNF
>>9349676
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?
>>9349678
THIS ISN'T THAT FUNNY ZEM!

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>>9349568
Purrrrr-obably~
>nuzzle hand

>>9349593
Dude when I'm back up, I'm gonna fuggin
>flop into 33's arms
fuggin like, kill your kids and make you watch or somthin' haha

>>9349652
I'm on druuuuuuuuuugs drugs drugs drugs druuugs

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>>9349645
Ye.

>>9349657
I dunno man Staph is kinda serious.

>>9349676
>>9349702
Oooh, new guys. Hellooo.

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>>9349593
On one hand, it'd be easier for us to get him back to the hotel.
On the other I don't want to give him more reasons to want to kill us.
Wait, I have an idea.
>Out comes Teleslave the Hypno.
Yo, teleport us all back to 33's hotel room, alright?
>Roll for how close they're teleported to 33's hotel room.

>>9349720
Worth it.

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>>9349480
Yeah I think battles are pretty fun.

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>>9349657
>bap forehead
Dweeeeb

>>9349676
SASSY CHILD! Did you bring my house?

>>9349726
Ye ye.

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>>9349720
Good fuckin' god you're heavy.
I don't have kids, good luck.
>>9349732
>Right in the room.
Awesome.
>He plops the fatcat on the bed.
What now?

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>>9349532
>still sniffling a little
T-thank you...
You scared me earlier mister
but you really are nice
>hugs back the psycatte not knowing that he is dank

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>>9349591
Not too often... maybe like once a day. Are you a zombie? Have you ever wanted to eat brains before?

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>>9349726
IF PEOPLE WOULD STO-
>>9349748
>bapped
GHAOVUSHN DOING THAT, I WOULD BE FINE!

>>9349732
>snuggle
Tooooootes worth it duuuuude~

>>9349753
Fukkin cuddles broooooooo!

>>9349760
Nah, I'm not. I'm just fuggin' my amygdala isn't working right now.

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>>9349480
Sylvie!

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>>9349707
>Her squealing quickly becomes a light giggle, Acerola clapping a hand over her mouth to hide her grin.
Alola~
You must be pretty dumb if you didn't know that!
>>9349702
Hello Marshy~!
I read a lot about you!
>She continues using the small ghost as a teddy bear, dragging him with her as she continues pestering the rest of the group
>>9349726
Hello~
I'm Acerola!
>>9349748
>Hair is twirled on a finger as Acerola looks up at Cam innocently
Maaaaybe~
Or maybe I sacrificed it to Kaloa~

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>>9349676
>A mimikyu pokes it's head out from behind the ghost girl's legs
Hi.

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>>9349808
(DRINK)

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>>9349698
I have to agree with N's sentiment that it is a sizable amount of time spent unable to perceive or affect the world around you... however, it is often necessary for biological organisms, expecially humans, as the time is spent with internal, restorative functions meant to keep the body and mind working.

I myself spend a similar amount of time charging batteries, defragmenting my drives, sorting through, storing, and encrypting memories, running antiviral scans, et cetera.

(Thank fuck you're back, man)

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>>9349831
>Meanwhile, a few miles away, Mewtwo isn't the only psycatte legendary who's stoned out of their gourd.

>Sorry, I just have this image that I need to find excuses to post.

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>>9349748
Ye ye ye.
>Chillcatte: become shouldercatte.

>>9349802
I don't think that's how Staph infections work, man. Ya need a doctor.

>>9349820
I'm..
A sneeze.
The best sneeze.

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>>9349726
Hi.
>>9349820
Oh...
Okay. Was it bad?

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>>9349707
Alright, I'll stop.
>Snickering continues

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>>9349820
NOT WHAT I MEANT!... Wait, Alola? I heard a bit about that place, didn't they have some extradimensional nonsense going on? I've been living out here for the past year, and like, in other boonies for the past five, so I'm not caught up on the world.

I'm Quincy, the dragon doof over there is Zem, this ball of warm fluff is Pixel, and the oversized keys are Oathkeeper and Oblivion, Doublade.

Who are you?

>>9349826
...huh, new Pokemon, neat.

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>>9349802
>bap again

>>9349820
Whateves, worth it. Did you get a cool spook show out of it?

>>9349826
>pet the spooky coat rack

>>9349883
>pet shouldercatte

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>>9349883
>>9349913
>>9349914
Tea?
>Offer the nerds some tea.

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>>9349698
I would consult a dietician, people have wildly different diets.

>>9349720
Well, guess I will not need to tele out in case of psychic supercat attack.
Feel free to come here any time, as long you don't feel murderous

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>>9349753
Now we create a cuddle pile too cute for him to kill when the catnip wears off.
In other words cuddle it and wait to die.

>>9349808
>>9349831
I dunno though, you seemed pretty flustered when we spoke earlier.
You also came right to us, so maybe you're not actually here to kill us like you say you are.

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>>9349797
Zombies are... Right. The science fiction trend. No, I cannot say I am, nor have I ever considered eating brains.
Is this in regards to my eating and sleeping schedule?
>>9349840
I see... Well. I suppose I shall have to shift my daily activities around to accommodate sleeping. Unfortunately. Has anything happened while I was out sick?

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>>9349808
...Works for me.
>33: Snug the catte.
>>9349931
We are so dead.
Soooooooooooo dead.
...Is this date rape?

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>>9349926
I'mm prrrroollyy gonna be back in a murderin' mood in a few hours.

>>9349931
I'm... not? Then why'mi here?

>>9349957
Mmmm~
>stoned cat: hug the 33

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>>9349808
Okay mister
If you say so
>keeps hugging

>Skitts is back
(Took the mods long enough.)

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>>9349886
Howdy.

>>9349914
>Miaou
>Pet the hoomon

>>9349924
Sure, thanks tinman.
>Have a sippy.

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>>9349914
>The frown that crosses her face is remarkably similar to a pout
Nooo. I stabbed it and everything, but Kaloa didn't take it.
... Yet, anyway!
>>9349913
Alola has a lot of silly dimensional stuff! We have Ultra Beats, and Kaloa, and Pe'ape'a-malakuwa....
>Her eyes roll noticeably, Acerola chuckling and smiling at Quincy
I just said who I am, dummy! I'm Acerola, of the Alola Elite Four!
>>9349886
Nooo! Mostly stuff about you being a ghost!
>The floof on the top of his head is patted generously
>>9349883
So... Your name is Sneeze? That's kinda silly!
>>9349826
>Marshadow is promptly dropped in favor of papping Ella
Hi Ella! We're in...
>She pauses, brow furrowing as she concentrates
Somewhere!

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>>9349913
I'm a Mimikyu, it's nice to mimimeet you.
>>9349914
>Yay pets.

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>>9349924
I'm down.

>>9350005
Cats can pet humans?

>>9350017
Well, we can always try again together. Maybe get a bigger house?

>>9350022
Oh hey, I remember you. Did you ever get any sandwiches?

>>9349913
>poke

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>>9350005
>>9350017
>Dropped.
>Huge group.
>Nope, Marshy is outie.

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>>9349914
WOULD YOU QUIT!? MY HAIR IS NOT A STRESS TOY!

>>9349924
Yes, please, thanks.
>Sip tea and try to relax.

>>9350017
An Elite Four member!? Maybe you can help me.
We're in Sinjoh, specifically Pillar Town, more specifically the closest thing I have to a home in this place.
>He pets the Arcanine he's sitting against
I hope you have some thicker clothes of you're gonna end up suffering in the snow like Cam.

>>9350022
Hi, Ella is it? Nice to meet you too.

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>>9350005
No problem.
>>9350017
>>9350022
>>9350062
>Give the nerds some black tea.
>>9350097
No problemo.

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>>9349957
It'll be fine.
Probably.
Also no dude, of course not.

>>9349969
Pretty sure you said you loved me or something.
Something about wanting to take me on a date and kiss me, it was pretty cute.

>>9349984
Not sure where you came from little guy but welcome to the cuddle pile.

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>>9349969
Then I will have to make preparations.
>Mental note 1: Ask Ray if he git any connections for the dankest catnip
>Mental note 2.: Consider branching out into Psychic types to go with the Steel nerdery

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>>9349969
...This isn't bad.
>Snug the catte.
>>9350110
Man are you gonna fuck the psycat or not?
>>9349984
Welcome to the cuddlezone.

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>>9350017
I don't have a name, smol spooky lady.

>>9350062
I dunno, but I just did sooo.. probably yeah.

>>9350081
..Aw, the smol spook left.

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>>9350124
>Zeta gently reminds Seb that he already has Panoptes, the radio station's resident Ground/Psychic philosophical robot.

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>>9350110
...I did? Huh. Cool.
>stoned psicat: sloppy kiss the general area of that hoomoon's mouth

>>9350131
Comfy.

>>9349984
>pet

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>>9350062
No, I can't eat, not sure if that's bad though.
>>9350097
...You live HERE!?
>The costumeghost looks around in amazement at the enormous pillar
What's upstairs?
>>9350108
I can't drink either.
>>9350081
Bye!

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>>9350062
Yes! Let's sacrifice a temple!
>A glance is cast at the sacrificial butter knife
... do you have a bigger one?
>>9350097
I don't need thicker clothes, silly~! I have Chan-chan for that!
>An Ultra Ball is fished from her bag and opened, releasing a Chandelure
What do you need help with, carrot top?
>>9350108
Oooo, tea!
>The tea is given an uncertain sniff before she drinks it - you can never be certain which teas as poison with ghost trainers.
>>9350152
But do you want one?

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>>9350097
Yes it is.

>>9350108
>siiiip

>>9350152
Holy shit. Deepest lore.

>>9350180
Oh, that's normal.

>>9350215
I did in my house. Big ol' sacrificial thing with a fancy blade. Just use one of the dork's honedges if you need to.

>>9350180
>The Mimikyu goes back into her ball, waiting for things to get less crowded
>Also she's out of images right now.

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What in the fuck is this garbage thread? Somehow this is even worse than ERP. You guys are fucking faggots and should be ashamed. Seriously, grow the fuck up.

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>>9350131
33 please, you can't rush these things.

>>9350170
>I told you not to judge me.
>77: return the kiss.
Yep, I'd say read my mind and see that I'm telling the truth but you can't do that so you'll just have to trust me.

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>>9350180
Rip.

>>9350215
I ain't gonna 'donna you, Ac.

>>9350230
Having fun?

>>9350264
>Sorry m8, see you in a bit.
>Mort sneaks out for a bit of cool air because it's getting a bit crowded

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I'm ashamed to ask this but...
Does anyone here have directions to Viridian City?

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>>9350170
Hey. You promised me a kiss too.

>>9350281
Man, what am I ever here for if we aren't gonna spitroast a legendary?

Can someone link me to the discord?

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>>9350215
Maaaaaybe. Gonna go with maybe.

>>9350230
Deeper than the hatemail bin for fairies.

>>9350305
https://discord.gg/yT5pN

>>9350305
Right after someone decided to bomb us with a gilgamesh-level ancient shock-site meme? Yeah, sorry, we don't accept retards.

Unless you're not that guy, in which case, wow, horrible timing.

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>>9350281
>cat status: still high af
>still smooching

>>9350299
I did? Oh.
>shove tongue in humie mouth
>he saw it in some rando's memories once, apparently it's supposed to be lewd
...Did I do it right?

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>>9350167
There's more than just Panoptes.
>Looking at Ray and the sixth, recent pokeball
That said, I should go to the Castle and get on with the special project.

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>>9350317
>>9350305
>>9350299
>>9350296
>>9350284
>>9350281

Bet you fags saw this and got excited for the (((You))) Well guess what fags it just me ayy chungo bubungo lmfao NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGER

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>>9350180
It's really not.

>>9350215
Uh... up above? Mostly just the Arceus worship stuff, not mine, just stuff I found here.

>>9350230
Could we not sacrifice this place? We were going to head out to an example of why you shouldn't do that sort of thing today.
Also stone is hell on Oathkeeper and Oblivion's blades, and I don't know where I left my whetstone.

>>9350264
Huh, guess I scared her?

>>9350284
Hel- welp, he's gone.

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>>9350299
Patience, 33. Patience.

>>9350358
>Continued Ciphergrunt smooching.
So how long does this last, by the way?

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>>9350230
Oookay. Who has Honedges?
>>9350317
Okay, Maybe, do you have a trainer?
>>9350444
Whaaat about it? Do you need it moved...?

Say, does anyone know where you might be able to sell some of this stuff I have found in the underground while digging out a little cave to call home?
I have found a bunch of these little shard things, some weird plate and a hell of a lot of gemlike orbs

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>>9350358
>33 squeaks a bit in return.
N-not bad. Kalosian, nice.
>33 returns the kiss, adding an equal amount of tongue.
>When 33 pulls back there's a small string of saliva connecting the two.
Heh.
>>9350482
You ever even kissed anyone, 77?

>>9350497

-the underground hermit

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>>9350497
Trade the orbs to other Underground'rs for decorations and traps, trade the shards for TMs and... What's the plate look like?

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>>9350444
We can try damnit!

>>9350485
The dweeb with the stupid hair and the school shooter outfit.

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Lmao fuuck it I'm posting my whole collection. This is what you fags get for plot denying the most creative posters.

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>>9350485
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>>9350362
>Zeta nods, beeping.
I suppose I'm coming with?

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>>9350485
Nope, just hanging out with these guys.

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>>9350482
I dunno, I've never done this before

>>9350506
>lick saliva string
>psicat is bright red and not with anger for once
Mmf. Tasty~

@9350537
(Oh I just can't wait to be blamed for this one. Hell I'm pretty sure the discord is blaming me right now.)

(Also no. (You) for you.)

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>>9350527
Its pink and square, hold on let me see if I can get enough light to take a decent photo of it
-underground hermit

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>>9350631
That's one of Arceus' Plates. Dunno how it ended up there, but you should probably give it to one of his worship groups before you get hunted down or something. Bla bla blasphemy and whatnot.

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>>9350506
33, did you just squeak?
Also uh, no, not really.
I kissed you that one time, remember?
>77: attempt to to not show how flustered you are.

>>9350587
Oh...alright.
Well I'm just gonna fall asleep cuddling you then and hopefully not be dead in the morning.
>77: let out a yawn and cuddle the warm Psycat before passing out.

every day until skitters ban is up and he responds to this post
https://youtu.be/a0P-qtHHKf8

>>9350724
Now this is a shitpost.
But if you are serious, he's back dummy.

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>>9350587
>33 laughs a bit and scratches the catte on the chin.
Happy to oblige.
>>9350720
>33 laughs a bit.
Yeah, yeah. I'll make sure he doesn't kill you.
>33: Probably zone out snuggling the catte.

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>>9350568
Yes, and call Jay and Panoptes.
We're all going to the Castle.

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>Mort: Go check out some of the houses.
Cool.

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>>9350724
(I live)

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>>9350781
ICE TO MEET YOU
>SHOOT AN ICE BEAM AT THE NERD

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>>9350720
Night cuuutie~

>>9350751
>happy psicat sounds
>lick the face
>maximum oversnuggle
Mmf. You're warm.

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>>9350772
>Zeta salutes, then sends the message to steel magnet UFO and clay greek philosophistatue.
>To the Castle!

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>>9350797
>Miss.
You... Serious?
>Wisp goes out.
>LV45.
252 SpA Chandelure Fire Blast vs. 204 HP / 0 SpD Regice: 48-56 (13.6 - 15.9%) -- possibly the worst move ever

>>9350599
they said to hurry up and kys

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>>9350832
CHILL
>ZAP THE LIGHT FIXTURE
252+ SpA Regice Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Chandelure: 211-249 (172.9 - 204%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9350857
We didn't but yeah he should

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>>9350863
Man I don't want to deal with your dad, please go.
>Aegislash LV75 is sent out.
>Battle Music: On. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBKM5F89MVE
>Sacred Sword the dweeb.
252 Atk Aegislash-Blade Sacred Sword vs. 204 HP / 0 Def Regice: 126-150 (35.7 - 42.6%) -- 93.8% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>9350857
>>9350874
(Lol. Alright. Of course they did. They should say it to me instead of avoiding me about it though. I'm ready to talk when ever they are.)

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>>9350919
>MISS
HA
>ZAP
252+ SpA Regice Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Aegislash-Blade: 204-240 (83.2 - 97.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9350925
Okay
Kill yourself

Good talk

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>>9350825
>Get to the Castle
Lets search for an area in need of heavy, hard labor.

>>9350953
(I should of expected that. No real response, just a load of nothing. Whatever. I'm taking a nap.)

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>>9350946
Nice shot. I still have more pokes.
>Fuckin 2% left.
Muramasa, show him how we do it.
>Sacred Sword the dweeb.
252 Atk Aegislash-Blade Sacred Sword vs. 204 HP / 0 Def Regice: 126-150 (35.7 - 42.6%) -- 93.8% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
>Jic Mort gets the tripfail, I'm having those work differently than, Muramasa KOs itself.

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>>9350485
I don't, I don't bother with upstairs.
Say, maybe one of your ghosts can read this stuff
>He pulls one of the scrolls from his saddlebags, and the Azure Flute, with it's ornate engravings

>>9350535
Or we could not.
Let's not.

>>9350994
Don't wake up

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>>9350989
Sounds good to me.
>Zeta searches for something along those lines. ...Which I have zero idea as to what he might find aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>9351002
>regice has what fucking 47% health left?
YOU'RE SO MEAN
>ZAP
252+ SpA Regice Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Aegislash-Blade: 204-240 (83.2 - 97.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9350535
School shooter outfit...?
>Her head tilts to the side, Acerola bringing a hand to her chin and furrowing her brows as she tries to remember what that is.
>>9350577
Whyyyy?
>>9351016
Um...
>She taps on her lip with a finger, humming while she thinks
Nooope, all of my ghosts speak old Alolan! I think I know someone who cold help though!
>>9350535
Caaaam!! We gotta summon Kaloa or Pe'ape'a!

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>>9351016
Psuh. You're no fun.

>>9351040
NECROMANCY!

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>>9351039
>Miss.
Quit that.
>Sacred Sword the dweeb.
252 Atk Aegislash-Blade Sacred Sword vs. 204 HP / 0 Def Regice: 126-150 (35.7 - 42.6%) -- 93.8% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>9351040
Cause some nerd threw me at the tinman with the scythe. Then I found out these are some pretty cool people. So, here I am.

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>>9351067
LEARN TO HIT
>ZAP
252+ SpA Regice Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Aegislash-Blade: 204-240 (83.2 - 97.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9351062
Let's gooooo!
>A piece of chalk is puled out of Acerola's bag and she begins drawing a spell circle on the floor, paying little head to the chalk getting all over her knees and dress.
Cammie! Go get the snackrifice!
>>9351069
But did you make a "pop" sound when you hit him?

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>>9351091
Mura, don't get KOed.
>Sacred Sword.
252 Atk Aegislash-Blade Sacred Sword vs. 204 HP / 0 Def Regice: 126-150 (35.7 - 42.6%) -- 93.8% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>9351028
>There are still various rooms wuth rubble in need of clearing
Here we go.
>Open pokeball, a Metagross is out
Zeta, meet Meta. He is in a regime of occupational therapy and as little convat as possible.
>Meta looks odd, if slightly angry

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>>9351141
WHOOO!
>steal jerky from Quincy's bag
Will this work?

>>9351069
Iiii'm assuming you don't wanna get sacrificed?

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>>9351168
>thats like 3% or something now?
FUCK YOU IM TELLING DAD
>REGICE: FLEE

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>>9351141
More like a "plap", really.

>>9351197
As much as I like ghosts, nah not really.

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>>9351200
>Regidad.
Yeah, alright, you kinda started the fight but...
>Mort: Fuck off back to the budzone.
>>9351141
>>9351197
>>9351218
>And they're doing a ritual.
Hey, nice, I think I pissed off another god.

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>Regigigigigas: wonder how the fuck junk food keeps getting into Stuntbro's freezer
>Purge the garbage food, replace it with healthy shit

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>>9351194
>Zeta beeps as he soars around the Metagross, examining the newcomer, before offering a flipper for a handshake... or as close to a handshake as the two Pokemon could get.
Greetings, Meta. My name is Zeta. I hope our partnership will be a beneficial and friendly one.

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>>9351237
DAD AN EDGY GHOST MAN IN SINJOH BEAT ME UP

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>>9351040
She's talking about the black coat, ignore her.
...Please don't summon things, especially not here, it seems to go badly.

>>9351062
OR WE COULD LIKE, NOT SUMMON THINGS IN SINJOH, EVER!

Arceus' wheel, people, come on, I guess we're going to go see why you DON'T summon things here. Off to Distortion City!

>He tucks the artifact and scroll away in his coat, and pushes through the large door, munching on a piece of jerky and pulling up his hood as he hops up onto his large firedoggo

>The wind rips through the pillar, extingushing the fire and going right through the thin clothes everyone else is wearing.

This is why we have fire types with us!

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>>9351218
Alright. Lemme know if you change your mind.

>>9351231
Cool. We're gonna summon one. Maybe two.

>>9351283
Please. Leave this to the professionals kiddo.

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>>9351197
Got any coke? I heard Kaloa really likes it.
>>9351218
There goes my "Pop goes the weasel" joke.
>>9351231
Which one? Was it Kū?
>>9351283
But Kaloa is cool! We should totally summon him!

(missed one again, rip me >>9351311)
>>9351314
Uuuuh... I used all the bat soda for... stuff. Sorry kiddo, no coke.

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>>9351260
>Pap the iceson
SHHHH, YOU ARE OKAY. WAS THE HUMAN IN THE RUINS?

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>>9351231
HELP THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US ALL.
>>9351311
>>9351314
AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SUMMONED SOMETHING IN SINJOH, IT TURNED INTO A FROZEN WASTELAND.
COULD WE NOT.

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>>9351231
N-ice, which one was it this time?

>>9351283
Why you gotta be so lame, Clood.

>>9351311
Maaaybe some other time.

>>9351314
why you gotta make this a racial thing, man.

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>>9351334
NO
HE WAS IN THE PLACE I HAD THE BAD TANTRUM IN
CAN YOU BEAT HIM UP

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>>9351283
Pff.
>>9351311
Oh boy...
>>9351314
Regice. Probably the rest of them too.
>>9351340
It'll be fine, man.
>>9351343
Regiiiice.
>Give the chandelier a revival herb.

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>>9351340
Quit being a buzzkill.

>>9351343
Hit me up aaany time.

>>9351369
...What's a regice?

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>>9351340
Kaloa can't make it any worse so there!
>In an incredibly mature display she sticks her tongue out at him
>>9351369
What's that?

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>>9351349
OKAY, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER I WILL TEACH THE HUMAN A LESSON.
>Regidad retrieves a piece of paper from the worshipper tribute pile
ONWARD!
>Pick up the ice son and head out
>Rolling for time

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>>9351369
Ohhh, the dumb icecube.
Another disgrace to Ice types.

>>9351417
Aaalrighty.
>Poke the hex
So what are we summoning?

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>>9351477
>Dubsfail
>Regidad decided to be stubborn and climb Mt Coronet instead of taking the pilgrim's path
>14 posts instead of 7

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>>9351369
>Take a seat inside Mort's brain.
You know Regigias is going to get revenge, correct?

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>>9351369
Isn't that one of those Hoenn golem things? They've got a few shrines to them out by Distortion City, but they didn't look... TOO tough? Guess if you fought one off solo it can't have been too bad.

I'd rather not meet their leader though, Regigigas has a few pictures depicting him moving continents, I'd rather not see that strength used on my limbs.

>>9351417
I'm trying to live through today, and not die to a legendary, okay? We already fought off Kyurem, let's not make that list any bigger!

>>9351432
...We're gonna die.

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>>9351417
>>9351432
Big icecube thing from Hoenn. Dunno why it's down here.
>>9351490
Yep.
>>9351506
...Sir? Uh, thank you. Why are you...?
Uh, yes.
>>9351509
According to Gigi. Who's set up shop in my brain now I guess, he's coming to kick our butts.
>Mort slams some tea back.
Today is the day I die.

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>>9351535
>>9351509
I'm sure he's not that tough.

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>>9351490
If we're lucky, a giant evil bat!

>>9351432
I dunno, but it sounds awesome!

>>9351509
But... bat hugs!

>>9351535
Oh. Fffuck. I had a lotta work left to do....

TPK
TPK

TPK

TPK

TPK

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>>9351535
What's a Gigi and why are we dying?

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>>9351553
Oooh, cool. I met a bat once. They were nice.

>>9351535
Maybe we should like, leave?

>>9351573
..Yeah let's leave.

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>>9351573
...That sounds bad.

>>9351585
Gigi is the big centipede leggo with the cute butt.

>>9351589
Yeah, we should probably not stick around unless we want to become ghosts too.

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>>9351548
This isn't gonna be fun.
>>9351553
You have that lamp.
>>9351585
...Giratina?
>>9351589
>>9351610
Let's get going.

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>>9351244
>Successdubs
>Meta: a few grumbles, but ultimately responding the handshake

Seb: if he starts flipping out, and I really hope he does not, immediately restrain him.

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>>9351624
>Zeta gives a happy beep at the handshake, before giving Seb a nod.
>He then turns to the pile of rubble that used to be a room.

Well... let's start clearing all this out.

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>>9351535
THEN LET'S GET THE FUCK AWAY! EVERYONE FOLLOW ME, STICK TO YOUR FIRE TYPE!
>MAD DASH ACROSS THE FROZEN TUNDRA TOWARDS DISTORTION CITY: HAPPEN

(GM here. Ignore any off sounding Regis. Rock/Ice/Steel are all still claimed even if they haven't been played in a bit.)

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>>9351589
>>9351610
>>9351621
>>9351683
>Regigigigiigigas: smash through the wall
>Recall a reference that one of your worshippers made
--- .... .... .... .... / -.-- . .- ....

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>>9351624
>Psych Maus: catch up
Yo. So, like, are we hunkering down here for a bit?

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>>9351683
Quincy we aren't going to be able to run from this thing.
>>9351743
Hoo boy.
>Battle music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRe_Ns6Tv6g
>Aegislash LV75 is out.
>Aegislash uses King's Shield!

>>9351704
desu its dumb that you morons let people who only post once a month claim limited pokemon and canon characters it just takes away characters from other idiots who want post more often

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>>9351650
Yeah, I don't have much time each day for the therapy.
>Proceed to clear out room
>Which is pretty large

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>>9351683
I think it's a bit late for that.

>>9351743
It's totally a bit late for that.

>Chandelure 50 is sent out
>Fire Blast
>252 SpA Chandelure Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Regigigas: 180-213 (49.8 - 59%) -- 99.6% chance to 2HKO

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>>9351754
>Woosp should have updated the thread
>Need the rolls anyway to make it "interesting"
Just get Meta to clean out the room and supervise nothing goes wrong, yeah. Over time, he should feel better.

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>>9351743
>>9351782
I CAN SEE THAT NOW!
FUCK!
ZEM, GET READY, DYNAMIC PUNCH! OATHKEEPER, OBLIVION, SACRED SWORD!
>Oathkeeper/Oblivion used Sacred Sword!
>No Guard ignores accuracy checks!
>252+ Atk Doublade Sacred Sword vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Regigigas: 90-106 (21.2 - 25%) -- possible 5HKO after Leftovers recovery

>>9351851
(Zem is over 69, Oathkeeper/Oblivion is 70)

>>9351828
(corrected calcs: 252 SpA Chandelure Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Regigigas: 49-58 (13.5 - 16%) -- possible 7HKO)

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>>9351848
>Psych maus: attempt to be useful in removing junk and debris
OK, bro. I can help, too!
>Smile and wave at Meta.

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>>9351754
>Zeta: wave to psymouse as you clear out rubble.

>Hooo boy this is going to take a while. What was this room, some sort of servant dining hall?

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>>9351743
fuck.
>Pop off that honeclaws

>>9351828
If we die, just wanna say, you're my favorite human so far.

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>>9351851
>>9351743
>Zem laughs a little
This guy looks funny.
>And then tries a dynamic punch

>>9351877
>>9351879
ebin reply chain

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>>9351877
>Meta: angry glare
Seb: I think you did something he did not like.
To Meta: Calm down, he is with us

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>Regigigas uses Earthquake!
>>9351782
>King's Shield'd, no EQ damage for you
>>9351851
>Sacred Sword hits.
>Remember that piece of paper?
>Regigigas' "Weakness Policy" activates.
>+2 to both offenses, EQ last number for you
+2 252+ Atk Regigigas Earthquake vs. 248 HP / 0 Def Eviolite Doublade: 374-440 (164.7 - 193.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9351828
>EQ second to last number for you
+2 252+ Atk Regigigas Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Chandelure: 1196-1408 (885.9 - 1042.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9351881
>EQ third to last number for you
+2 252+ Atk Regigigas Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Sneasel: 1399-1646 (1706 - 2007.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9351885
>Miss
>No EQ damage for you either

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>>9351881
I'm not your favorite human? Geez.
>>9351961
FUCK YOOOOOOOOU, GET ME YA HOT PIECE OF GARBAGE!
>BATTLE MUSIC, GIVE ME GOOD ROLLS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBKM5F89MVE
>Switch into blade form.
>Sacred Sword.
252 Atk Aegislash-Blade Sacred Sword vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Regigigas: 116-138 (27.3 - 32.5%) -- 67.4% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>9351961
>Lamp status: smashed
...
>hit ground
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

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>>9335409
....................a........................

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>>9351961
>More laughing
Seriously. You look really silly.
>Try to dynamic punch regidad, again

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>>9351961
>AVENGE THE LAMP.
>Icicle Crash for GREAT JUSTICE.
>Lv 38 Adamant 252Attack blahblah +1att/acc I forget what numbers it works on so heck

>>9352000
Close second.

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>>9351961
>The oversized keys are out of the fight!
OATHKEEPER! OBLIVION! RETURN!
ZEM, TRY DYNAMIC PUNCH AGAIN, COME ON OUT ALEXA!
>Quincy sent out Weavile (L68)!
ALEXA, ICE THIS GUY!
>Alexa used Icicle Crash!
>252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Regigigas: 70-83 (16.5 - 19.5%) -- possible 6HKO

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>>9352000
>Mort's roleplayer said to have it just cut him down to 33%-ish instead of being an OHKO so
>Ouch, still
>EQ on Aegislash and Dragonite, since he only has two fists to punch with
+2 252+ Atk Regigigas Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Aegislash-Blade: 1370-1614 (598.2 - 704.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9352043
>miss
>No EQ damage for you
>>9352050
>Hit for about 9%, Regi at 22%
>Drain Punch, second to last number.
>>9352071
>Miss
>Drain Punch, third to last.
+2 252+ Atk Regigigas Drain Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 1732-2040 (892.7 - 1051.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9352099
>throws a rock painted like a badly designed masterball

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>>9352099
>Laugh a little less
Hey!
Disco face!
>Focus intently
>Dynamic punch

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>>9352099
>Cam is incapacitated due to being curled in a ball sobbing
>You got Mort the Duskull

I fucking hate my job.
>Will O' Wisp
>Duskull Will-O-Wisp vs. Regigigas: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- nice move

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>>9352050
Thanks, cat.
>>9352099
>Hit.
>KOed sword.
EVERYONE HATES YOU YA FUCKIN' PIECE A GARBAGE!
>Gengar LV75 is sent out.
>Focus Blast the fucker, I am the Morty
252 SpA Life Orb Gengar Focus Blast vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Regigigas: 182-216 (42.9 - 50.9%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

(Hey, uh, new person here. How exactly are you guys calculating your move percentages and such?)

>>9352171
(pokemon showdown)

>>9352171
(We use https://pokemonshowdown.com/damagecalc/)
(It's in the rule pastebin if you wanna check it out)

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>>9351943
>Ray's a little worried.
Meta, bro, like, I'm on 'chur side.
I'm not gonna try to fight 'chu, bro.
>He turns to Seb.
We'll see what we can do, okay?
It'll be, like, fine.

>>9352171
(https://pokemonshowdown.com/damagecalc/ ! If you're having trouble getting started just ask. Also don't have a character randomly jump into a battle plz. People find that no bueno.)

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>>9351943
>>9351877
>Slightly confused pory noises, but Zeta just continues clearing out the room.

...What caused all this destruction, anyways? Even the Type:Fulls weren't this destructive...

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>>9352099
>Icicle crash again

>>9352169
Ye.

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>>9352188
>>9352198
>Meta seems to have calmed down, and resumes working
Seb: and this is just the third day of multiple weeks, if not months. At least I've got you two now helping.
If I remember correctly, the whole castle went into disrepair for various years, plus attempts from the League to remove it.

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>>9352169
>Miss
>You get an EQ
+2 252+ Atk burned Regigigas Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Gengar: 557-656 (281.3 - 331.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9352162
>Burned Regi
>No EQ damage for you because Levitate
>>9352157
>You get a Return
+2 252+ Atk Adaptability burned Regigigas Return vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Multiscale Dragonite: 209-247 (91.2 - 107.8%) -- 50% chance to OHKO
>>9352208
>Hit, Regi at 41%
>Drain Punch
+2 252+ Atk burned Regigigas Drain Punch vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Sneasel: 1700-2002 (1683.1 - 1982.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9352176
>>9352186
>>9352193
(Oh, okay. Cool, thanks for answering my question guys)

>>9352266
>flop goes the sneeze

-the sneeze

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>>9352208
YEAH!
>>9352266
>Hit.
>KOed Gar.
Fuck me. Fuck you!
>Banette LV70 is out.
>Banette cuts it's health!
>Banette uses Curse!

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>>9352266
>Laughing stops, replaced by fear for a split second, and then pain and darkness
>Through the wall he goes, ko'd

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>>9352266
I can do literally nothing here.
>O damage Ominous Wind
>Make Regidad slightly chilled

>>9351024
(Oh man that nap was nice. Too bad I woke up huh? If I'm going to somewhat shitpost this thread [Cause apparently it's always me. Like I was so heavily accused of when I was first kicked. Spoiler those posts weren't me, but that won't stop idiots from saying it was me.] I might as well make it worthwhile, am I right? If this even counts as shitposting that is. Hey I just had an idea, and I'm just going to throw it out there. How about every time shitheads like you or hateboner [Unless you are hateboner.] Say something, and someone gives them a (You), why doesn't everyone in the discord take a screenshot? Like of their entire screen to prove they are not hateboner? If they have a (You) that of course means they are hateboner. But do it in a time frame so he doesn't /inspect element and editing his post. So...[This is that I'm being generous.] Less then 1 minute? It doesn't take that long to just screenshot and post. Does it? If it does, put them on a watchlist. Meaning this will force hateboner to do 1 of 3 things. He either comes clean on everything he's done, stop hateboning entirely, or be a bitch and delete his posts so no one ever finds out. An easy solution to a quote on quote "Hard problem". But hey you don't need to listen to me. I'm just a "Stupid turtle" huh hateboner? Well let's see if you and the others keep saying that if by chance they bother reading this. Speaking of which. Take a screenshot RIGHT NOW of this post, to prove you aren't [the guy I'm replying to who may or may not be HB]. Like NOW!!!)

>I take a massive stanky diarrhoea shit on Regirocks foot

>>9352344
Literally kill yourself nobody gives a shit

>>9352357
>Boop
(Screenshot. Its So simple.)

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>>9352344
Inspect Element or Photoshop is not necessary when you can use 4chanX. Your little """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""plan"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" means jack shit.

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>>9352329
>Knock off for you, last number
+2 252+ Atk burned Regigigas Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 196 HP / 196 Def Eviolite Duskull: 2361-2778 (11242.8 - 13228.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9352323
>Curse can't miss, can it?
>Cursed Regi, will lose 25% hp every turn starting next turn, currently at 50% via feeding on weasels with Drain Punch.
>Knock Off for you, second to last number.
+2 252+ Atk burned Regigigas Knock Off vs. 228 HP / 0 Def Banette: 366-431 (158.4 - 186.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9352415
Dude seriously. Who the fuck even are you?
>Confuse Ray the Regidad

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>>9352415
Piss the fuck off.
>Miss.
>Banette is returned.
>The ace is out.
>LV70 Sableye comes out.
>Gem uses Foul Play!
+2 0 Atk Sableye Foul Play vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Regigigas: 279-328 (65.8 - 77.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

(This whole encounter is kind of bullshit desu just like hey random regi oh what you beat him up I'm telling dad and he's going to kill everyone because he's broken as fuck.)

>>9352451
(Except Mort just Foul Play'd him. That's Gigigigas's biggest counter in this RP. His attack can be used against him.)

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hurrdurr.......
>roll to give everyone an urge to throw axes and be edgy retards

>>9352461
(Oh boy look at that whole 30~ seconds between our posts. Also before anyones like "he isn't killing them" the lampent died.)

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>>9352432
>Regi makes robotic screaming sounds as the curse kicks in
>He's now confused as well, will hit himself on 0 and 2
>Makes one last attempt to get that Duskull, last number
+2 252+ Atk burned Regigigas Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 196 HP / 196 Def Eviolite Duskull: 2361-2778 (11242.8 - 13228.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9352442
>Foul Play'd
>Regi falls to the ground with a loud ass thud
>>9352461
(He was gonna faint next turn from Curse even if he didn't get Foul Play'd. )

>>9352470
Oh no, time to go kill myself.

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>>9352482
OH FUUUUUUUUUUU-
>Mort Status: KO'd
>Lamp Status: Cracked
>Cam Status: Catatonic

>>9352406
(It would work if people like you weren't such pussies and followed through. HB.)
>>9352470
(Haha. Cute.)

>>9352510
Would you just fuck off and leave us alone you deranged cunt. And the possums as well, they don't deserve to put up with your shit, their lives suck enough as is.

>>9352549
(So are in the possum server? Narrows it down more doesn't it? Call me whatever you want I'm passed that bs.)

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>>9352481
(Ghost types can't die. If it did that would have been a decision of the roleplayer's, not mine, as I simply said Regi uses Earthquake, not Regi uses Kill Lamp.)
(Regi has no intent on killing the humans. He was just going to beat them in a Pokemon battle to prove a point and then leave. )
(Obviously he didn't succeed, seeing as he's KO'd right now.)
>>9352508
>Regi status: slow computer boops
>He's not waking up until sometime next thread, at best. You've got plenty of time to leave.

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>>9352482
Woo. Good fight ya lug.
>Mort heals his team up.
>>9352324
>Give the dragn an herb too.
>>9352508
>Heal the applicable ghosts.
>Pat the Cam.
Told you we wouldn't die.
>Give a revival herb to the Sneeze and anyone else too.
>Rolling for how many herbs Mort has left.
>>9352581
>Pet the regi.

>>9352581
(There is no point to prove. It's just "waah daddy one guy beat me up because I attacked him like a douche" and gigas just went "ok". There was no point to any of this. Just a massive interruption of actual things.)

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>>9352593
>Wake up, coughing from the herb
See?
That wasn't so-
>Cough
Bad.

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>>9352593
>Sneeze: sneeze.
>And get up.
..Well.
I have decided I hate legendaries.

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>>9352593
>cri

>>9352729
>hug cat
>cri more

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>>9352593
>>9352683
>>9352729
>>9352773
>Clapping can be heard from the fallen pillar where Acerola sits, swinging her feet back and forth
Wow, you guys are lucky Mort was there, otherwise your butts would have been kicked!

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durrrrrrr...gunge-....axes
>throws an axe at a killbot and gets themselves killed

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>>9352773
...uh
>Hug the hex gal
Everythi-
>Sideglance broke ass lamp
..It's gonna be alright. Lamp's probably fine.

>>9352786
>Glare at mini spookgal
And you didn't help why?

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>>9352683
Sorry it's bitter. It takes up less space than revives.
>>9352729
Yeeeeeep. Can you check on Cam and her Lampent?
>Mort hands the Sneeze a Revival Herb.
>>9352773
>Pat the Cam.
>>9352786
Yeah, uh, I try. Heh.

>Mort lets his Trevenant out.
>The Trevenant grumbles against the cold.
Yeah, yeah, I know you big baby. I'm not letting you out for that reason.
>Mort plucks a few leaves off the Trevenant and returns him shortly after.

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>>9352773
>wake up
>get out of hex's hair
>see her crying
>smooch

>>9352831
(I am become Borb, misser of posts by milliseconds.)
Yeah, yeah, I got it.

-le sneeze

>>9352827
(Keep going. That character is dead to me anyways. In the end you are only making yourself look stupid.)

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>>9352830
Because Perish Song affects everyone who hears it, dum dum!

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>>9352786
>cri more

>>9352830
>>9352831
>ball the tarnished lamp and cracked skull
I need a drink

>>9352834
Thanks I guress

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>>9352831
It tastes-
>Cough
Alright.
>Chuckles a little

>>9352786
Hey!
We all helped!
And we all turned out fine.
It was easy!