JOI/JOE Thread #36!
(Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, And Captions)
>Catching Up Edition 2: Electric Boogaloo<
>"I'll do that thing tomorrow."<
Post pics and request captions to be put on 'em!
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Previous thread:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9166289
Booru:
http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
Sorry for what was perhaps the slowest thread we had ever. It's no surprise that the thread I promised to look over older stuff happened to be the slowest and least active.
Hoping things are going to change soon. Just went through tons of older captions today, and I mean tons, thanks to the editor-chan. I should have ample material to work with now.
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Thanks!
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>>9168101
bumping all of these with crosslinks since im not OR of any of them
>>9344044
you have an incredible benevolent streak and good taste
>>9344044
Thanks senpai I'm too lazy to repost again rn
>>9343936
>I swear if you call me 'roomie' one more time...
>>9346065
Sweet Lord, someone's gone and read my mind.
Can we get a caption from her perspective where she's finally met someone as evil as her and she's going through a massive internal blush? Maybe use the fact that she's leaking pre in the pic and show that she's embarrassed to be this eager.
>>9346065
This
Req.
Aquamarine being a smug/sassy bitch while riding/rapeing Steven
On orders from blue Diamond to get knocked up because she wants more Gem/human hybrids
to dick around with
>and loving every minute of it
this time something thats not a shitpost
come on nigga
at least it was funny
>>9346951
seen this pic multiple times now
>>9346065
UNF, not normally into futa, but damn.
Re-posting this from last thread. One person already seconded. THICC Nicole
Rerequest: Not sure if anyone knows who this is, but I'm requesting a caption for Anna from Yugioh Zexal. She's kinda tomboyish, so maybe a femdom-esque tone
>>9346951
I'll second this
Just a reminder of my request from the last thread: Shadman'sFuta Ivanka in any of the three styles. This one preferred.
>>9346065
>Futa
/aco/ are usually the ones who make futa captions. Go ask them to make it over there.
>>9343713
Eh, don't really like that one. This one is better.
Just saw this one posted over at the Robot-thread at /aco/.
Maybe somebody can do a JOI caption with GLaDOS here?
>>9343781
....humans are objectively bigger than the Tau, a human male would be bigger on average than the average tau male. Just pointing out an inconsistency
reposting this request since the the thread died shortly after I posted it. Requesting the Orc's and young man's interaction a the pitstop. Young man being bashful and amazed at the orcs body, and the orc enticing the young man to feel him up or more. a bit of musk mention would be great too.
Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.
Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...
Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember
>>9350389
Oh damn, seconding this. At least anything with GLaDOS stuff
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>>9350307
non-futa version?
>>9349612
YES PLEASE
>>9352929
That works too, I'm not picky.
>>9352665
GLaDOS is 10/10
but that image is nasty
This bunny kissing up your cock and covering it in lipstick marks while she teases you about how much you love it
>>9352929
she looks like she is going to shit herself
>>9349612
C'mon Mother's Day was recent too.
>>9355907
I'll think about it! It's in my nature to do belated holiday themed captions.
Posting one of my favorites
Looks like I'm gonna keep requesting this until someone picks it up. Remember, it's not spam if it's once a thread.
I'd love to see one of Asuka teasing some guy then getting all embarrassed when he whips it out but turned on too. I'd prefer it to end with at least some physical contact between the two.
>>9343936
>going too toast
???
Kys Chat
>>9357904
Damn, good taste.
>>9343753
This is so good
>>9359662
This has given me an idea for a request. Happy human couple try cuckqueaning with anthro woman.
Requesting KLEO hot and bothered after a fuel up, so you fuck and cum in her.
>>9361404
>cuckery of any sort
Negative
Some /SS/ with incest
Your Big sister cosplays as Satsuki for a convention
She's showing it off for you before going and notices that you really like it..a little bit too much in fact as she sees the swelling in your pants.
There's still some time before the convention so she decides to have some fun with you.
She sits down on the bed and removes her panties and wants you to take out your virgin shota cock and fuck her anal only.
Also while fucking her tight asshole she instructs you to finger her wet pussy.
And she calls you a very lewd boy for getting so aroused by your own sister.
>>9361404
Try killing yourself, I hear hell is accommodating.
>>9357904
Meh, replace it with a human dick to improve it.
>>9361404
I like it.
>>9352929
Better
>babies getting triggered by fetishes
kek
>>9361776
>Robooty and freedom digits
tempting
Something with this pls
>>9350633
seconding this please!
requesting some love and hot story
requesting the kobold seducing the knight and being fucked
>>9363128
>m-muh human dick
Fuck off, skinfag.
>>9365934
Hah. This is actually pretty hot. I love Shimmer's reaction.
First /true/ attempt at creating a caption, start to finish. Be honest with me...
>>9373320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUqUVrXclE
>>9373320
nothing beats a good fuckin and breedin
>>9373320
Looks good, but the right side is kinda hard to read with how close all the text is vertically.
A very flexible girl teases you about your imagination. They're just stretches, right? Pervert. Still doesn't stop you from jerking it to her.
Your girl was so horny that she was ready to jump your bones the second you opened the door... except you couldn't get it up. First half is her teasing you about your softness until you eventually get hard, and in the second half she's getting fucked silly in retaliation for all the ribbing she gave you.
morning bump
>>9371314
stay mad, furboi
This stuff arouses me.
Posting something from the previous thread...
>Requesting something along the lines of you finding 2B really hot, and attempt to hack her or something to turn her into a fuck bot, but something goes wrong and she uses a hard dick attachment to fuck you. And of course, her being fast and strong, there's little chance of you getting away...
>>9376828
tell your your friends and or shill us out we need more anons mang
>>9375175
I second this. Teasing into fucked silly is always hot.
>>9362548
Seconded
Another plague doctor one with this?
>>9365934
What a tasteful amount of public hair
Is there any new Sharkboi pussy lately? Those are probably the best of these threads.
>>9381157
OR of them here, gave the captioner a new image a bit ago and have been waiting patiently since it's in progress
>>9381524
Looks like the captioners are not very active since a few days.
Maybe are they giving themselves a little of free time?
>>9384220
they deserve it, especiallyt with how much effort they put in to customize pieces for us, i've been meaning to chat with my favorite one again but work is so busy lately and i havent had time to even jerk off in a week
>>9350633
mmmm... thrirding this please!
>>9381157
what be about this time?
>>9388293
could be anything, i love my findom gay bf <3
Can I request this? I think it will make a good one.
>>9389039
I'll keep in mind.
i want to FUCK based-dog
>>9384220
Yeah, sorry about that! We've been a bit busy lately.
Let's cross our fingers for something today. I was planning on something last night, but I got a bit distracted.
Oh! And I want to work on some incest-y stuff since mother's day was a few days ago. So if you guys have any images in mind for that sort of thing then lay it on me. I have at least one already on the docket.
And then next I want to work on the older requests.
I recall someone doing one with this character a month or so ago, would love to see more of them!
Simple request, she sees you peeking at her big girl dick and notice you getting hard, encourages you to whip it out and jerk off to her hot almost-naked body, especially her big tits and include some naughty talk about her cute feet too
>>9391754
you and your shark gf snatched a bunch of lingerie and accessories from your moms house and he roleplays your momma for you for mother's day, hes timid at first but by the end is demanding you knock up your momma
>>9391754
renamon is disgusted by your desire for mommy roleplay, he hates the idea but eventually through prostate pounding gets really into it
>>9391754
your jolteon feels terrible that your mother wants nothing to do with you on mothers day for being a degenerate, he tries to cheer you up with his boypussy while he shit talks your terrible mom
>>9391754
requesting Jessie mom-play with her being your substitute mom
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>>9391850
>gay subs filling in for your bad mother
my
DICK
I
C
K
>>9391754
two moms need cock, both begging and you end up filling all 4 available holes. you're their mothers day gift to themselves, you can choose which one is your genetic mom and which is just along for the ride
waiting and hoping for kneesocks on here
>>9391754
Snake mom here is surprised you're so hard and horny for her old body, but quickly gets into it
>>9391754
Yay
Pump the brakes a little with the Oedipal complexes, jesus
bump
>>9391754
I'd like to request some foot fetish incest stuff.
It's breakfast in the kitchen and your Japanese mom comes in wearing that sleazy dress.
She's very proud of you because you finished school with such good grades.
And thinks that you should be rewarded for all your hard work.
*starts to unbutton her dress revealing her plump breasts*
She says since you are more grown up now it's time she rewards you in more sexual ways
*Sits on the table takes of her socks and stars rubbing her feet on your crotch*
She informs you that she found the magazines in your room and that she saw that you only jerked off to the pictures of women's feet.
*she slides your pants down with her feet and starts giving you a footjob
She specifically painted her nails and got a pedicure so you can enjoy her feet more.
She starts off slow but gets faster and faster.
She talks about how much she wants to make you feel good and that you should cum for mommies feet and cover them in semen.
>>9350633
seconding. Sounds like a good set up for some belly n' pec play.
Requesting a caption of Undyne and her Sharksister getting super competitive about their sexual prowess and challenge each other to make the most boys cum inside them
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>>9373320
I cant read that font.
>>9377439
Its shit, kill yourself and move on.
>>9401242
hhhhnnngggg
this is awesome, i need more of this thicc law
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>>9402800
Is this exclusively straight? I know there's already a million requests buuuuuuut could I get some no-homo-but-actually-homo cute stuff?
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>>9402835
>Not posting the first part
You had ONE JOB.
Also, i was thinking about to request a similar continuations from a caption with 3 cat girls on the beach and one having a crush on you (Not the same girls from this caption)
But of course, when captioners get back to being more active.
>>9403056
This caption.
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>>9374555
Any better?
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>>9402427
>Still hold hope for my request
>>9405301
whichun was that?
>>9405301
me to mine nigger me to
>>9403203
I think this is a good improvement of your format, as for the content it's fuggen hot and a great first contribution to this sort of thing. Thanks for sharing!
>>9405621
Thanks for the feedback! I actually ended up dropping the black borders and sticking with the pinkish font and it looks a good deal cleaner/more legible. Also managed to catch a couple typos I made since I can't really edit my own stuff!
That's the version that's up on the booru right now - at least until I hear the other ones were better.
Because everyone likes traps, right?
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>>9408598
I do like the character design, and a two-parter would be nice.
Admittedly then we'd have two trappy grey anthros with red accessories. But I have room in my heart for both shark and husky traps.
This is wordy, but it is a caption--even if I got carried by the editor/writer-chan.
Expect more soon.
>>9377439
Bueno
>>9399606
seconding this again
>>9408789
fukken excellent
>>9408789
so good , fucking A material, thank you man
>>9350580
Nigga that's fanon. GW never talks about dick size. The Official Art goes out of their way to make everyone Ugly to avoid waifushit.
>>9408789
Hawt
>>9397944
This is also really good
>>9361404
>cuckshit
Abominable Wretch
>>9365934
W-Wew. That's one thicc Sour Sweet...
>>9401242
this one is still one of my faves
>>9408512
seconding this
bump
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>>9343777
that orgasm just made me weak
brehs
>>9419954
Sweet, a gay anthro JOI. Man, this is perfect fap material so fa-
>help you with your bra
>your bra
>BRA
...Fuck.
devil sisters when?
>>9420797
that feel bro
sloppy blowjob anyone?
>>9422274
unf
>>9420797
The magic of Female-POV
Just use your imagination, Anon.
>>9361404
Excellent!
>>9408789
Words are tiny, but barely readable, and hot.
>>9424213
Thanks very much for the feedback, I really appreciate it.
I ended up dropping the black borders to try and boost readability, so there's a pink text version up on the booru at the moment.
Apologies for the quantity of text, I need to work on condensing things a bit to get my points across quicker.
I'm curious, what resolution is the monitor you're using? Or perhaps, are you trying to read it on a phone?
Oh, and for the record, the Arceus one is being worked on. Sorry about taking my time on doing it (and all the other requests these past few weeks for that matter).
Was pretty busy, but I'm getting back into it now :3
G'night thread.
JOI/JOE's Bizarre Adventure
>>9425291
No worries man, this shit takes time. I'll be here when you deliver the final product.
>>9408789
Write More mom caps
>>9426423
Soon!
>>9422674
more like this please
Since a few people are asking for gay stuff I'll request something too.
You walk in on your shy and friendly red panda buddy jerking off, and as he nervously tries to explain himself he admits to fantasizing about you. He sees you've got a hard-on and sheepishly asks you to fuck him, eager to please a good friend.
>>9424239
>(you)
She's your girlfriend, and you're going to be eating fish for dinner tonight.
>>9362548
thirded
bump
>>9432491
unf
>>9343824
this is the best one because you get to smack a libertarian
>>9433073
>boot-licking statist faggot detected
What happened to drunk racist cop judy hopps
abusing her power to get some monkey cock/seed
>>9434426
that and to be followed by this
>>9430098
kikurage
Lightly dominant but caring mother caption? Also if you could mention something about it being rainy/cold outside that'd be great
Requesting!
To complete the satanic ritual one bro has to get balls deep into the other
>>9343753
Any reason I can't find this one in the booru?
>>9443140
Got you covered famalam
http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=887
I think we just forget to upload them, cause someone else usually does? Be sure to give us a reminder if we forget!
>>9436475
thank you for the update senpai-alam
>>9443552
are you attracted because there men or because they somewhat attracted
>>9443724
I find women to be unappealing it pretty much every way except physically. Though most women are not physically attractive either. Guys are just better company in my eyes, though I tend to find the male body hairy and generally unattractive. Traps are hot.
>>9419954
Is a qt, even if he's jacked. He's pretty attractive and the dialog makes him seem cute af. 10/10 would hug.
>>9422674
Is just hot. Slim trap bod, fluffy tail, 10/10 would fug.
A little solo project this time.
Rate/hate, I'd appreciate (it).
>>9439516
Mr. President!
Requesting a lusty, loving Isabelle one where you alternate between fucking her pussy while she licks her clit and fucking hour mouth.
Requesting caps where you fuck your father / claim your mom
>>9445853
this
Something with this would be great pls
>>9444769
Oh I do love that roleplaying twist at the end.
>>9439516
Nice material.
Hope some captioner noticed this
>>9445853
Damn, this one is hot.
>>9444769
Not bad/10
>>9455660
>>9444769
Remove James and Meowth and it will be perfect.
>>9457377
You'll love this alt version I did on request then!
I was "productive" today depending on whether or not you like these other captions, so here they are!
Requesting Jinx encouraging the viewer to sound himself as he jerks off for her.
>>9459059
>sounding
>>9459059
Yes, please. This one needs to be done.
>>9402835
>>9403056
>mfw root
>>9445853
Cuck your father*
>>9457421
More stuff like this please?
>>9461929
>>9343777
Is it weird to have a fetish for regal, omnibenevolent goddess-tier beings?
Cause I absolutely won't fap to pony and this shit is killing me.
>>9458704
>early dialogue implies we haven't fucked her before
>"I always love it when you're a little tender with me"
Other than that, god DAMN that's some quality content.
>>9464251
Wait what? How did I imply we hadn't fucked before?
>>9464601
>I kinda want... YOU... and I knew subtle hints weren't gonna get through to you
I could be full of shit but that's what it sounds like to me.
>>9464617
>I need your dick, and being flirty about it isn't gonna get through to you cause you're a retard, so here's a flashing neon "Fuck me!" sign
I mean, I guess? I was hoping it played off more romantic given the rest of the content, but I can maybe see what you mean?
>>9463699
No, I know what you mean. It's absolutely a god-tier fetish. Here's something from the Discord that might suit this theme.
>>9463300
Any requests that you might want to see done? I do like the theme too.
>>9349612
This
>>9464829
Not bad. Would probably be better if the I's were capitalized, and a bit of a proofread were given as to where commas and spaces should be. Also, at the don't pull out section, it seems there's a word or two missing when she's talking about leg locking you.
>>9464829
I trying my hand at making one of these and I was worried about being too wordy. Just glad I'm not the only one.
>>9464829
Can you please make this more "readable"?
It's hurts my eyes just to see with that colors
>>9427742
Hey dude I took a crack at your request I haven't really done one of these before but I hope it works.
>>9468077
OR here. Feels kind of sloppy but for a first attempt it's nice. Thanks man.
>>9468485
Thanks, yea it was a bit rushed. Any Ideas on what I should do to to improve for the next one?
>>9468554
I'm not too good at critique but I'd try structuring the sentences a bit more smoothly (sometimes feels like some could be combined or shortened). Also be sure to check your grammar and spelling. Not sure if it's really a critique but I figured I'd mention the image is a bit squashed since some people might point it out.
Aside from that you should be okay. Like I said before it's good for an early try. Hope this helps!
>>9468781
Thanks any bit helps. I just downloaded GIMP to do this so i'm not sure if there's a better program to help with image squashing/formatting. Any suggestions on what I should try for round 2?
>>9459059
wtf is sounding?
>>9468897
If you're interested in more gay stuff then perhaps something involving these suggestive lion boys tempting you into letting them both service your cock at the same time at a sauna.
>>9469028
sticking a rod down your dick
Is the author who wrote this still interested in doing a sequel involving anal?
>>9469143
Because I have a pic for it
>>9469094
Ill see what I can whip up.
>>9469094
>>9469450
Ooh, how bout this?
>>9469098
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
>>9470630
cuz it feels good, duh
>>9470630
When you've gone too far off the deep end and nothing else works anymore
>>9464829
Those colors hurt my eyes
>>9343713
>Discovery this shit and revive the joy of finding a new kink material
>Check the booru and realize most of it is a mess in need of tagging.
>>9431105
Bunp
>>9445523
Something new! May not be precisely what you were looking for though.
>>9465771
>>9466054
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>>9472376
It's not mine, but I do like the theme a lot.
>>9469143
Yes! Wasn't sure if there was interest, so I held back. I'll put it in the list.
>>9475609
Looks like I got here at exactly the right time.
>>9458670
much better.
>>9475803
Glad to hear it's more your taste now. If it's a simple enough thing to change, I have no problems making that change.
Thanks again for the feedback, I really appreciate it.
>>9469028
A stick in your dick
>>9469094
Hey sorry busy day. Hopefully my second one is a bit better, but I was still a bit short on time. Let me know what you think.
>>9478307
Aside from a few small grammar errors here and there it's a step in the right direction!
Thanks for taking the request. I like what you've got going for being somewhat new to writing these.
sexual sparring
>>9343781
Tau are not for lewd
There is only one thing to do with tau
>Pic related
>>9478307
Welp, that's how I want to wake up in the morning
>>9475609
>Yes! Wasn't sure if there was interest, so I held back. I'll put it in the list.
Thank you, I'm hype for it now
>>9482678
You could make, one for each of those pics, damn
Thicc
>>9475609
Original requester here!
Thank you so much, you did a really good job yo.
>>9480367
Any thoughts on what I should do for the next one? Critique wise are they not lewd enough, too lewd, or about right.
>>9475609
Loved it
Requesting this one.
>I'll post a few more pics I have though.
I'm out of pics now :c
>>9485245
They could stand to be a bit more lewd, but they're all right so far.
Thinking about doing another one?
>>9486502
Yea i'm game if I like the request. Only way i'm gonna get better.
I'm a fan of the man though so gay requests only.
>>9486922
Luckily I'm only into men too.
How about this: shy but stern chubby lion daddy who lives by himself has a thing for teasing anon who lives next door, eventually getting him horny enough to fuck him and want to come back for more.
>>9487340
Might be able to get it done later today but due to work stuff it might not be ready until tomorrow.
You've only requested good shit so far so that helps.
>>9487678
No worries.
And thanks... glad you like the requests!
I'd love to see a JOI caption with Jenny here, teasing you with her new breasts and wanting to make you cum on her.
>>9486363
I like this one.
Cyberpunk sharkgirl sex is pretty top tier.
Maybe have the pair getting frisky while on a mission, to hell with waiting until after the mission is done!
the demon you summoned is on your bed despite being told she is not allowed. she gives the most insincere apology and asks how you are going to punish her (calling you master and being way too happy at the thought of a spanking). the "no sleeping in masters bed" rule doesn't last very long and human girls quickly lose appeal to you
>>9491466
One last bump for glory.
Stay alive bump
>>9368137
This is a good one.
>>9368137
I second this request
>>9495885
Really? I had no Idea!
(sarcasm)