/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #12 Do anal

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>>9334289
>OP referencing anal
Praise be!

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>tfw no qt anthro wife

>>9334363
I really like this fox dog princess queen lady

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Today is Mother's Day.

Anal is boring (for now)

I'm more interested in turning Anthros into Moms instead. (Pic Related)

>>9334494
It's funny because the character's owner despises people posting her art. Like, temper tantrum tier hates it.

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>>9334628
Yes let us post anthros being made into mommies

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>>9334634
Fluff gets mad at people posting Ayn? Did he give a reason why?

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Stop molesting anthros

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>>9334628
Here's a good one for mother's day, a man turning his fox wife into a mommy
https://exhentai.org/g/835663/477094d22b/

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>>9334289
>ywn have a cute anthro girl fart out your cum


why even live, fellas

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>>9336199
Holy hell I would love green on this

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>>9336199
>mom


what

>>9336962
That's an edit.

>>9337108
What does the original say? Assuming the original had dialogue at all.

>>9337131
The edit is that someone shooped the anthro kids into human kids.

>>9336962
>tfw you're not (somehow) the only human in an anthro family
>Incest will never feel so soft and fuzzy

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>>9336347
Analanon here
Although the prospect isn't off-putting, farting out cum has never really done it for me. It's like-.. if the girl would make herself throw up your semen after swallowing it after a blowjob, yanno? Much sexier to leave it in

>>9336962

Think of the moms as werewolves?

>>9337674
I got a lot of degenerate fetishes I can't exactly explain, honestly.
Cum coming out of the butt is just pretty hot to me.

also it's gonna come out of there eventually, regardless.

Can I get some more horse on human or dog on human?

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>>9337773
https://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=0&f_manga=0&f_artistcg=0&f_gamecg=0&f_western=0&f_non-h=0&f_imageset=0&f_cosplay=0&f_asianporn=0&f_misc=0&f_search=group%3Amayoineko%24+language%3Aenglish&f_apply=Apply+Filter
Look through this. Should be something you like.
Also, dog on human (i.e. quadrupedal/feral furry on human) is kinda hard to find.

>>9337713
>it's going to come out of there regardless
Touché
Hmm.. What about squirting cum out of the vagina? How does that compare?

Also, whilst the thought of voluntary squirting cum from her ass is a bit too-.. "porny" for me, I admit the thought is a log more appealing if it's involuntary, say, from her being overfilled, or sexed out by some tentacles or something.
Then it's more oozing though, I guess.

>>9337938
>What about squirting cum out of the vagina? How does that compare?

I have no clue, I literally can't even get off to vaginal.

>>9336268
How do I go about procuring something that'll prevent sadpanda.jpg from showing up.
I remember someone telling me once but it was late as fuck and I forgot it, so if one of you could spoonfeed me that'd be great.

>>9337965
There's a chrome extension that lets you get past sadpanda now, never been easier.

>>9337483
Imagine the fucking chaos that would happen if a human kid was born from an anthro family.

>Human baby boy is born from anthro family
>Family goes into complete fucking chaos
>Papa anthro thinks wife betrayed him
>Parents disappointed about her unloyalty
>Others think of shit more extreme like the birth of a human child being some sort of omen
>Doctors decide to not be retardeds jumping to conclusions and make a DNA test
>Turns out the kid is actually legit
>dafuq.jpg
>Bullshit explantion about how there's one chance in a gazillion for a child to be born human if there's at least one human in one of the parent's family line
>Family now has a legitimate human child, and they have no idea how to take care of one because they're anthros
>Hilarity ensues

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>>9337978
Thanks

>>9337938
While it's definitely my fetish, that's literally just a horse and does not belong here.

>>9337963
I was about to state how shocked I was reading that, then I realized-.. I kind of passed the point of being able to get off to straight, simple vaginal some time ago.
(Ok that's not completely true. There are some amateur clips out there that make me diamonds)

>>9338012
HrrnNNGNG We need all the best writers at the Pentagon on this stat

>>9338014
Not him, but let us know if you can't get it to work. (It's worth it)

Also, why doesn't e621 have a 'download collection' option?

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>>9337965
Like the other anon said, there's a chrome extension. You can also search how to access Exhentai on google and there will be some tutorials.

If you don't wanna go through the hassle, here you go
https://e-hentai.org/g/835663/477094d22b/

>>9338079
Somewhere along the line vaginal just lost all of its appeal, it's weird as hell.
In real life it's alright, but in very rare instances can I ever see it in porn and beat my meatus to it.

also apologies for contributing no images to the thread, all I have are solo thicc furry hoes

>>9338194
Guoh-thicc, Mangneto-thicc, or actually obese?
Because either way you might as well post them

Shit, did the writefag finish the story while I was at work? Is there a pastebin of the guy in the wolf village teaching them stuff fic? Plz hlp

>>9338336
oh shit what was me!
Haven't written anything since on it, no
(I got caught up writing an-.. interesting fic for the Pets of Furries thread, you see. Anyway, uploaded the wolf tribe thing for you: https://pastebin.com/bKiG77bn)

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>>9338167
Thanks for reminding me e-hentai exists as well.
Two treats in one day

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>>9336962
>>9337483

does this thread continue its greens?

man id love to see the continuation of that human seer in the wolf village

>>9338469
Y-yeah.. That one's-.. one of my favourites
God damn I'd love more of the similar

>>9338469
This one never fails to make me nut, Kemenono's stuff is fucking great. Too bad he hasn't done a Human on Anthro manga in months now.

And fucking Doggy Maggy still not translated, god damn it, I wish I knew moon so I could at least try to take a crack at it.

Jesus christ, I found a treasure trove (untranslated, though, sadly):
https://exhentai.org/g/1025043/ce77097060/
There's an artist index in one of the comments to the set.

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POST MORE ANTHROS BECOMING MOMS

Translation: https://e621.net/post/show/608047/age_difference-anthro-belly-big_belly-blue_hair-bl

>>9338393
Oh snap! Good shit man, I love it. Are you planning on continuing it? It's got dat HFY leveled out at just the right hight, and the settings fun

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>>9338672

>>9338672
W-whew..

>>9338974
I wasn't planning on it originally, but I must admit it would be super fun to revise it and build on it further

Maybe sometime later today (it's early morning where I am), if not, then maybe in about three weeks' time or so (exams)

Thanks for making me smile

>>9338393
Please continue it!

Is the anon who wrote the tribal story last thread still lurking? I wanted to mention that I was really digging that. I'd hate to see it just stop.

>>9339402
>>9339414
yeahyeah, I'm here

Just reeling from the link in >>9338624
J-jesus.. so many artists I need to check out.

>>9339414
disregard this, I am retarded. Still though, I would love to see it continue!

>>9338624
>442 images
Motherfucker I have shit to DO

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>>9339480
H-help, this thing just keep on giving and giving

I'm reaching a state where I can no longer deal

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>>9339618
Oh god

>>9338624
>Exhentai
Fuckin dammit, I dont have access to a computer.

>>9338012
I would honestly read that. Can soneone make a green text out of this?

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>>9339618
>>9339653
I don't know what that thing is, but I'd sell my soul to have one

>>9339653
Oh sweet merciful jesus, post more
for the love of all that is holy, more

>>9338469
Please, source, filename gives me nothing

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I wanna tongue skunk booty.

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>>9340252
I-it's only four pages, this one. ..sadly.
Already posted number 2 and 4. This is number 1

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>>9340302
gross

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>>9340252
Here's page 3

>>9340288
https://e-hentai.org/g/744793/4037496f6d/

>>9340342
>https://e-hentai.org/g/744793/4037496f6d/
Thank you so much

>>9340336
>>9340323
>>9339618
>>9339653
What the fuck animal even is this
It's like a dog/deer/giraffe hybrid

>>9340336
>>9340323
Mein gott
This shit gave me goosebumps in a good way

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>>9340328
>he doesn't want to watch her moan as she experiences something nobody else would dare do
>take someone's anal virginity because of a cultural stigma in an anthro world
>simply play with her tight virgin asshole
>slipping in fingers and your tongue for hours
>erect from the implied risk, slipping your cock in and having her cum from such a new sensation

If we suddenly had real anthros one day id be tongue deep in a skunks asshole every single hour of the day.

>>9340518
The best part is that skunks have a completely seperate gland for all of that.
There wouldn't even be a risk, you'd just have free range skunk buttholes 24/7 from everyone thinking they spray from the butt.

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>>9340518
Haaaaaahh, I thought I was the only analanon in here.
Praise be!

>>9340328
Really, though, skunks have unbelievably soft fur, not to mention their beautiful coloration. Also, they have rather large claws, which looks pretty neat.
A furry anthro would either be meticulously clean due to lingering social stigma, or--more likely--have lost any scent glands in evolution, or perhaps had them surgically removed as a newborn. Even if they still had them, it takes a very specific voluntary action to them.
Her ass would just as fine as any others, if not better.

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>>9340302
>>9340518
>>9340594
>>9340619
What a group of fabulous people of black coloration, dayum

>>9338012
Just_A_User here, calling dibs on the concept, I mean, I wrote that, so I guess I'm entitled to make a story.

I'm not gonna start it immediatelly, though, because I'm working on Stray right now, chapter 3 is almost finished.

>>9340880
Do it

>>9340518
For the love of God someone make a story out of this.
Love me some skunks
Skunkgirl who finds someone willing to do buttstuff even though the stigma behind skunks is that they spray

>>9340375
its a sergal
aka the equivalent to jacking off with sandpaper

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obligatory

>>9341846
I still don't believe he actually ended Sabrina Online. That shit is almost older than me.

Still, besides the sheer age and longevity of Sabrina Online was just about the only thing of worth Eric Schwartz did. Was never a fan of his style, but I have to admire his work ethic.

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>>9341968
his artstyle is pretty pleasing to me

>>9342027
It's a very cartoony, Warner Brothers-esque style that has a charm in and of itself, even if I'm not a fan. It dates him to early internet furry days, really. Back when chakats where the 'craziest' designs got, and a character with a mohawk was very distinct.

Now we got neon sergals with accessories and MUST INCLUDE TATTOOS and shit, and they're not even the most special snowflake, must-ask-permission-to-use species out there at the moment.

I remember reading a blog post from some dial-up era furry artist coming back to the fandom because real life eased up on him and he could get back to drawing for fun and the occasional profit. He was surprised about how over the top the average (I'm guessing he meant commission whores) character/fursona was, and the whole absurdity and lifelessness of YCH auctions.

I can't imagine what it must have been like to leave the furry community back when drawing Minerva Mink and uploading it to your geo-cities gallery was the hot shit, only to come back to "Who is this Artica Sparkle person and why are they everywhere. Holy shit, did someone REALLY pay $1300 just to be in a simple blowjob picture? Like, they didn't even design the scene, they just wanted their fursona in it?"

>>9341822
That's not a fucking sergal
That artist is skilled at making hybrid races up

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>>9342220
>the fandom
why dont faggots just jerk off to furry bitches and be done with it
do they really need to associate themselves with the autists?

>>9342303
Because sometimes the only way to get the porn you want is to talk to said autists.

Or you just learn to fucking recognize their shit at a glance from sheer exposure.

>>9342220
Yeah, it's a bit melancholical..

I talked to a few old-timers on FurryMUCK once. It was interesting to hear about everything they'e been through.
It was the Sabrina comic ending that caused us to talk about this, actually. Things were so different back then, from what they told.

For some reason, the sheer concept of time passing, people moving on and growing old.. Webcomics ending.. old archive sites dying and sitting there like tombs.. for some reason it makes me really sad.

>>9342220
That Warner Brother's style that was all the rage back then kept me away from furry for a long time desu. That style is simply not for lewd and often gave off this uncanny valley vibe.

Chapter 3


*Flick*
*Catch*
*Flick*
*Catch*
*Flick*
*Catch*
*Flick*
*Catch*
“Will you stop that!? It’s making me nervous!”
>I turn my head the weasel prison guard just sitting outside of my cell keeping an eye on me and send him a smirk
*Flick*
“No”
*Catch*
>He just groans and turns around
>But it doesn’t really help him much because I can see his ears twitch to the sound
>And his fists tightening around the halberd’s wooden pole
>I make myself confortable against the stone wall and continue to flick my coin up and down
>After being on the receiving end of a few punches to the head
*Flick*
>The bulldog guard realized my skull was just too hard for him
>And all he was achieving was smashing his fist into a bloody pulp
>So he decided to arrest me at once to save face for damaging himself more than he damaged me
*Catch*
>I didn’t came out unscathed though
>My skin isn’t made of steel, so I got a few black & blue bruises on my face
>Now here I am, stuck on a boring cell that smells like shit
*Flick*
>And being guarded by a weasel who looks like he’d rather be doing something else
>My only source of entertainment is the gold coin I managed to bring with me
>And now pissing the weasel off
*Catch*
*Flick*
>I’m pretty sure the reason he haven’t opened that cell and taken the coin from me yet
>Is because he’s afraid I might beat him up because of it
>And maybe escape
>But he’s more afraid of getting hit
*Catch*
>The sound of footsteps invade my ears all of a sudden
>And it looks like the weasel heard it do
*Flick*
>He turns his head to the far end of the corridor
>Where the staircase leading to the offices
>As for me, I can’t see shit
*Catch*
>But the footsteps I’m hearing are getting closers and closer
>The weasel immediately stands up from the stool rested on and saluted to the incoming whoever
“Town Chief Reynfred!”
>Town chief?
*Flick*

>>9342899
>And into the fray, from beyond the bars, comes an eagle, taller than me, and wearing a regal looking set of robes
>The kind more suited to a priest, or a nobleman
>Although I don’t see any religious imagery on his robes
>Nor do I see jewels and gold adorning the entirety of it
>They’re just really fancy looking robes
*Catch*
>What surprised me the most was that he had arms and wings
>I thought the bird people’s arms would be their wings
>But he had arms that ended in talons much like his feet
>And a pair of wings on his back
*Flick*
“At ease, young one”
>The eagle waves his hand to calm the guard down
>He had a soothing, aging voice, with a lot of experience to accompany it
>The weasel guard instantly stopped saluting and took a more relaxed stance
“Any reason to come down here, sir”
“Yes, I came to see our new prisoner”
*Catch*
>I catch the coin and stop playing with it, turning my eyes to the eagle now looking at me
>Now that I can see his front, aside from being tall, he looks pretty strong as well
>With a large frame and wide shoulders
“Are you sure, sir?”
>The weasel asks while glaring at me
“Yes, I’d also like to speak to him in private”
>The weasel jumps in surprise by this Reynfred guy’s request, and even I raise an eyebrow
>Why would he want to speak to me by himself?
“I-if that’s your wish”
“Yes, please, leave us be”
>The weasel gives a short bow, and walks away to leave the two of us alone
>The eagle man continues to stare at me from his side of the bars
>His analytical eagle eyes running all over my body
>He doesn’t say anything
>Just stands there, staring at me
>If he’s not gonna say anything, might as well continue to keep myself occupied
*Flick*
*Catch*
*Flick*
*Catch*
*Flick*
“So…”
*Catch*
“I heard you assaulted one of my guards”
>I contemplate a little before nodding
“Yup”
>The eagle sighs and places his hands behind his back
“May I know the reason why?”

>>9342909
>I look up in though and scratch my chin in a mocking way
“Well, he tried to arrest me because I looked suspicious to him”
>I tell him with a shrug
>The eagle‘s eyes turn to me and he stares deeply into my own
“That’s not just it, is it?”
>I wanted to say that yes, it was
>But something about this eagle man compelled me to tell the truth
>Like I could trust him
>I sigh audibly
>I can’t believe I’m gonna say this
>Hopefully he won’t try to overfill my ass with magic spells to keep me imprisoned
>Or else I’ll have to bust myself out this place
“Alright, I got frustrated he wasn’t being any help to me”
>I admitted to the eagle man
>He nodded in my direction, but continued to stare at me in the eyes
>What the hell is with that unblinking stare?
>It’s fucking unsettling
“And I was porting a weapon too”
>I admit that as well with a huff
>This… Rainfield, was it? Nods again, and this time looks content in my answers
“And did you need to headbutt him?”
>And here we go, another question
>But this time I got you
“Well, he DID try to grab and arrest me without evidence before I hit him, so I can’t be faulted for that”
>I shrug my shoulders with a knowing smirk
“Self-defense, you know”
>The eagle man looked at me with a slightly surprised expression
>Before it eased and he started chuckling softly
“Huh?”
>I audibly make my confusion known
“I guess you are correct”
>I sit up straight, crossing my legs and then leaning forward with my elbows on my knees
>And give him a look with surprised all over it
“Aren’t you… mad I hit your guard?”
>I say slowly, leaning forward a little more
“A bit yes, but in the end, no harm was done”
“And I believe they deserved the opposition”
>What?
>Why would he think that?
>I mean, I think that guy deserved what he got from me
>But why would the Town’s very own leader?
>And as if he was reading my mind
>The eagle man opens his beak to speak to me

>>9342929
“You ran into the trouble makers of our Town Guard”
“They are generally good people, but that group in particular tends to jump to conclusions very fast”
>I stroke my chin with my fingers
>That would explain why the bulldog guy was so fast to assume I was some kind of crook
“I also want to know, why did they believe you to suspicious?”
>Wow
>Really?
>You haven’t noticed it yet?
>How about a little reminder?
>I raise both my hands, and aim my forefingers at my face
>Making sure my face told him it was the most obvious thing in the world
“Y-yes, I already knew that”
>Sure, eagle man
>But I heard that stutter
>He brings one of his talons to his beak and coughs
“Anyway, was there anything else that might’ve done it?”
>Anything else…
>Hmmm
“I guess saying I needed your help to go back home might’ve sounded a little to direct for their tastes”
>I scratch the side of my head in wonder
>Aside from that damn crooked weapon
>That’s the only thing I can think of
“I see”
>The eagle cups the base of his beak with his talon
“You said you want help, but why would you need mine?”
“Alright, here’s the thing, eagle man”
>I even see him mouthing eagle man in surprise
“I can’t read shit in this place, and I need someone who’s at the very least decent at magic to help me get back home”
>I extend an arm in his direction
“And who better than the town’s very own chief to find someone fit for the job”
>He coughs again, and collects himself from his surprised state
“I… guess you’re right…”
>Then I see his eye ridges burrow in confusion
“But why would you need a mage to help you?”
“Because…”
>I put my hands on my knees and pull myself up
“Believe it or not, I’m from a different dimension”
>His eyes widen in shock at my claim
>He grabs the cells with his talons and leans closer
“A different dimension, that’s preposterous!”
>My ass is preposterous
>Preposterously beautiful, that’s what

>>9342943
“Magic is a powerful art, eagle man”
>I walk forward and meet him by the bars
>Touching them, and letting the energy force push my armored hand back
>I lift my hand up to eye level, and show him the trail of smoke coming out of a charred patch on my gauntlet
“I take you’re not well versed in it”
>He slowly shakes his head left and right
“There’s much more to it than chucking fireballs, or levitating objects”
“At the hands of a powerful mage, magic can be used to bend reality, go back in time, and of course”
>I wave at myself
“Hop between dimensions”
>From the look on his face he still doesn’t quite believe me yet
“Tell me, have you ever seen anyone like me before?”
>My question seems to have gotten him out of his funk
“No, I can’t say I have”
>He crosses his arms over his chest
“But I still have my doubts about it. I find it hard to believe you’re from a different… dimension, and yet speaks our language so fluently”
>I shrug my shoulders
“You just have to believe me”
>I walk back to the far end of the cell and drop down against the wall
>Gotta get used to the cold wall I’m gonna stay locked up in this place
>I watch the eagle as he continues to stare
>His eye ridges furrowing even further than before
>Clearly thinking deeply about something
>I see his chest rising as he inhaled air
>Only to release it all in a loud sigh
“Alright…”
>I lean forward
>Is my request a go?
“…I’ll help you”
>Oh Yeah!
>One step closer, baby
>First day and I’m already making progress
>All I had to do was nearly smash someone’s skull in
“I’ll have to look, but I’m sure there’s a mage available to help you”
“But because you assaulted someone, and an authority at that”
>He the raises a talon and points one of his claws at me
“I’ll place you under the Mage’s watch until I deem you a non-threat to my people’
>I press a finger on my temple
>I have a bad feeling about this

>>9342955
“Okay, I guess, as long as I get the mage”
>I shrug my shoulders
“Then it’s settled, tomorrow morning I’ll be back with the mage I promised”
>The eagle man tucks his talons inside the sleeves of his robs and leaves
>Leaving me alone in this prison
>I can feel a yawn coming
>I should just go rest already
>It’s been a pretty wild ride
>Fighting sorcerers
>Becoming an ice cube
>Getting kicked into dimensional portals
>Beating rats up
>Running miles nonstop
>And getting chased by guards
>Yeah, I think I should hit the sack already
>And sleep doesn’t take long because it comes before I even-
*ZZZZ*
*Clank*
*Clank*
*Clank*
“Um, huh, wha?”
>What the fuck?
>Where am I?
>I rub the sleep off my eyes and look around
>Oh yeah
>I’m in jail
>I stifle a yawn
*Clank*
*Clank*
*Clank*
“Alright, god dammit, just wait a bit”
>I yawn again as I turn my head to the bars
>And like promised the day before
>There was the eagle man in all of his glory
>And with him two companions
>The first one being a different guard from the one guarding me yesterday
>A bird as well, smaller than eagle man, and a bit smaller than me
>Looks like a hawk
>He’s hawk man for now
>And he’s already at guard beside the prison cell
>And on the other side of eagle man was a little lizard
>At least that’s what I think it is
>With scales like that, it’s certainly no fish
>Boy or girl, I have no clue
>Cute kid though
>And the mage he promised is nowhere to be seen
>Awesome
>I run a hair through my hair and stand up
>Stretching my back and limbs
>And only stopping after hearing the satisfying pop of my joints
“So…”
>I lean my head left and right
>Sighing in satisfaction after feeling it crack
“Where’s the mage”
>Eagle man moves his hand and pats the kid on its head
>Getting a giggle from it
>I turn my eyes back to the kid
>Now that I got a good look at it
>It’s wearing a white hooded robe with red triangle lining pattern on the base and end of the sleeves

>>9342980
>The hood was pulled back, giving me a chance to get a good look on the kid’s face
>Light green scales, bright golden eyes, black slits for iris
>I have no idea what a young lizard is supposed to look
>But I guess the kid fits the criteria?
>The kid also had a wooden staff strapped on…
>Oh?
“Oh…”
>I turn my eyes to eagle man
>And answering my recent suspicion, he nodded in confirmation
>I turn my eyes back to the kid, who looks at me with a smile on its face
>No way
>No fucking way
>Oh come on
>Seriously?
“A… kid?”
>I look back to eagle man, my hands motioning for the kid
“He’s a talented kid, came from his home country to study magic and science”
>Oh, so it’s a he
>At least I don’t need to call him an IT again
“He’s still a kid”
>Eagle man crosses his arms over his chest
>Is that a curve I see at the base of his beak?
“Well, you’re not going anywhere, so I don’t see the problem with it”
>I raise my finger to try and argue with him
>But stop midway with my mouth handing open
>He’s got a point
>So I just snap my fingers in frustration
“You look disappointed”
>Oh really?
“I expected the cutie that got me, to be honest”
>He looks at me with an eye ridge raised, but doesn’t speak anything a about it
>I look down at the lizard kid, and he looks ecstatic to see me for some reason
>I can even see his robes swishing around behind him
>The tip of his tail going crazy
>A lizard wagging its tail, now I’ve seen it all
>I approach the bars and squat down in front of the kid
“So, kid”
>His golden eyes following my every movement
“How come you’re so happy to meet a convict?”
>Honest to god question
>Why would a kid want to meet someone stuck in a prison cell?
>This way I’ll start thinking common sense doesn’t exist for this boy
“I’m excited to learn about, and from zee new species”
>What the fuck?
>Is that German accent I hear?

>>9343000
Check my trips

>So what, are you gonna tell me there’s a language here for each one back home now?
“Hmm, Vat is zee matter, mister?”
>My face must’ve been pretty out there for the kid to ask that
*Sigh*
“It’s nothing, kid”
>I stand up while waving my hand, telling him not to mind
“Yeah, I guess this is good enough”
>And better than nothing too, I guess
>I scratch the back of my head
“If the kid is as good as you say, I don’t think it’ll be too much of a hassle”
>Eagle man nods, and asks the lizard kid to remove the spell on the cell bars
>And orders hawk man to open the cell for me
>I walk past the open doorway as soon as I can
>But it seems birdy here still have something to say
>Because he extends an arm over my chest to keep me from going
“Before you go, here are the ground rules”
>I sigh loudly in frustration, but turn my head to listen to him
“You are going to live with him from now on”
>…
>I turn my head between eagle man, the kid, and back to eagle man
>And point a hand toward the kid
>Eagle man, much to my dismay, nods in confirmation
>The kid’s house?
>God dammit, what did I set myself up to?
>Well, it beats having to sleep on the cell’s floor
>So one positive, I guess
>I take a quick gander at the kid to see what he thinks about it
>And he don’t look the least bit uncomfortable with that
“You are to always be under watch from him”
>He points at the boy, who waves his hand at me
“That means, you can only leave the house you’ll be staying if he’s to accompany you”
>So I’ll be babysat around town
>By a kid no less
>Fantastic
>I can already feel my fingers instinctively pinching the bridge of my nose without me actually doing it myself
“If you step out of line even once, we’ll put you back into that cell for good”
>Now that’s one promise I know you can’t fulfill eagle man
>If I wanted to get out of here I would’ve done it already

>>9343030
“Alright, I’ll be a good boy”
>I smirk when I see the edges of his beak turn down with a frown
>I guess he’s not really fond of sarcasm
>He chose not to comment on it though
“And you’re not allowed to leave until you finish helping all the owners of the carts and stands that you damaged on your chase”
>What?
“But I didn’t smash any of their carts”
>I get to his face, demanding an explanation
“You didn’t do it directly, but my guards smashed through a lot of the carts you used as obstacles for them”
“And because it was your fault, you’ll be the one responsible”
>Those fucking dogs
“This is bullshit!”
>The biggest
“If you didn’t ran, none of this would’ve happened”
>I tighten my fists in annoyance, hearing them pop
>He had a point
“You win this one, eagle man”
>Oh… I see that smirk
>Cease that
>Only I’m allowed to smirk like that, eagle man
“And that’s it, basically, all you have to do is behave, and you’ll not have trouble”
>…
“Yes, sir”
>I manage to grunt between my teeth
“Good, then I bid you adieu”
>He patted me on my shoulder plate armor and left
“And one more thing”
>He stopped midway and turned back to face me
“The name is Reynfred”
>Yeah, whatever, eagle man
>And with that, he left for good
>Leaving me, the kid, and hawk man alone
>I run my hand through my hair, and sigh audibly
>The sound echoing through the prison’s corridors
>I look down at the kid, who’s still staring at me with excitement and curiosity
“So… what’s your name kid?”

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https://pastebin.com/wPkcJ9Yk
And that's it, Stray: Chapter 3 is finished. Sorry for taking so long to post the green. So yeah, MC has met his future first party member, a "German" speaking mage lizard kid. For anyone who's wondering how the MC knows german at all, that's because the place he comes isn't a made up place, he's from High Fantasy version of Planet Earth, so real countries exist.

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>>9334634
>>9335185
He seemed pretty chill about the edits, though.
https://e621.net/post/show/1038750/2016-anthro-ayn-blue_eyes-blush-breasts-canine-che

>>9343079
Also, I don't know what to name the Lizard Shota, can anyone give me a cool German name, that sounds sorta medieval? One thing I'm not goot at is names, and I'm even worse with German names because I don't know any other than Adolf Hitler and Kaiser.

And no Adolf Hitler for the kid.

If you guys have any more questions, feel free to ask.

>>9343128
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:German_masculine_given_names

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>>9335874
Sure.

>>9343128
Eiderhardt Dechse

(Play on Words: Combination of Erhardt (He who is honourable/hard) and Eidechse (german for lizard)

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>>9339653
>>9339618
Holy shit hat's fucking monstrously thicc

>>9343128
Bishmark

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>>9342220
>did someone REALLY pay $1300 just to be in a simple blowjob picture?
Wait, this actually happened?

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>>9343094
Ye, that's why I'm wondering what the other anon meant

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>>9344391

>>9341968
As someone who never really paid much attention to Sabrina Online aside from seeing some of Zig Zag when I was younger around, what was it about?

Was it any good?

>>9345232
Why bother censoring the names when their icons are universally known? At this point though the pricetag is so high because they're paying for the brand artist's name.

>>9344218
BIsmarck... You know, that would be a pretty good name for whatever this is:
>>9339618
>>9339653
>Military bio-weapon, made to be dependent on human closeness and affection
>(for safety and redundancy reasons)
>tfw you will never be its caretaker/owner after the military denies everything and deletes all records
why even live.
I haven't felt this much longing in quite a while

>>9340713
>SKUNKED.com
lel

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>>9345729
I got a whole folder of Hardiman stuff
He was so amazingly good at drawing gaping mouths and other orifices, holy crap.
Sure loved skunks, though, which is nice

>>9345254
Might as well have been a slice of life newspaper comic (and that's basically how it was, 4 strips a month for 20+ years)

Computer nerd girl needs job, applies to vaguely computer related job, turns out it's a job at a porno studio. Includes a variety of early internet age jokes, from the freebie download speeds joke to ERPing in a chat room. Occasional dirty joke (One example is the implied scene where ZZ uses one of Sabrina's Transformers toys who turns into a train as a dildo) but it's kept pretty lighthearted. Schwartz was never really one for the dramatic, so there are no crazy out of left field plot twists that ruin the mood. It was like a news paper comic from the furry funnies; while it was running, you would binge up to the current date, and then check back at the first of the month for the next few 4 strips, then wait another month for the next four.

If you can stand his website design, I would recommend it, if only because it's pretty decent binge reading material. Twenty some years of 4 strips a month, and he maybe missed maybe four updates ever, and even then he made up for them by randomly uploading 6 at one time a few times over the years. Again, his work ethic is something to be admired.

I read up on his FurAffinity: It seems he plans on writing new self-contained substories and putting them on the comic website. So even if Sabrinas story has been told, he plans on expanding some side characters and such. Personally, I think the man is a work addict and couldn't NOT have the routine of a webcomic in his life.

>>9345926
I feel like a lot of the earlier jokes may fly over my head, but I'll give it a look sometime then. Honestly, for the longest time I just remembered the guy for the porn he had drawn, I never really knew what Sabrina Online was, so that's really neat.

Being able to keep a comic running for that long is kind of amazing in and of itself, and it's weird how his art style hasn't really changed since the beginning. But it's a good art style.

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This thread has enkindled a strange and unnervingly arousing interest in ass play, made me pine for huge and slightly scary furry bio-weapon things, given me some new perspectives regarding what can only be described as cross-species incest, and made me want to write more.

I love it

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>>9340880
Looking forward to it!

>>9345232
Does this usually happen to people who are NOT furries?

>>9347655

>>"Make babies, of course!"

You're a fag if you didn't think this.

>>9347835
To be fair, that's probably what he'll be saying a second later.

>"Mmfm- mhmf, mm-mrmf-!"
>The bushy, graceful tail twitched, a tremble running through her body as she pressed her backside into the human's face.
>Oh god, that felt good.
>"What was that, hon?"
>"..I said: We're going to make you pregnant."

>>9341236
On it, cap'n

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>>9340594
Actually skunk's do spray from the butt since they have a gland on each side of the anus like with most animals with anal glands, skunks are just special because they can squirt the contents of their anal glands at a great distance accurately thanks to the nipple structure of the glands openings. Example can be seen in this video and along with a picture of what it may look like on an anthro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-4xNQuqZ1k

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>>9334289
I can imagine the porn video of this pic.
>Doe hunting
>Deer's head on the side giving blowjobs the other side humans fug her butt

>>9341236
>>9348854
Actually bringing that up skunk girls must be extra sensitive when doing anal because of the glands and if I remember correctly skunks can move their anal nipples to direct their spray. How about a story where a skunk girl uses her anal nipples do massage the penis during anal sex, I bet that could be erotic and there need not be any spraying involved.

Kemokko Lovers is a good source of Human Males X Anthro Females stories. [spoiler]It's unfortunate that with the latest one Laruffii has been taking all the best looking ones and poorly translating them. Wonder how long until Kemokko Lovers 8 comes out.[/spoiler]

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>>9349086
>Laruffii
"Translations" so shit he/they should be banned.

>>9349175
Or at least have it so his galleries get expunged when better translations are released (or change the tags to rewrite given how bad the translations and typesets are).

>>9349241
>>9349175
How bad are we talking here...

Gimme an example anons.

>>9338469
I have fapped to this like 100 times.

>>9349241
>Or at least have it so his galleries get expunged when better translations are released
The last time I saw people calling for that in comments the response was something about multiple translations of something being allowed but, of course, that flat out ignores the shit quality. Best thing is to help with the en masse downvoting so it doesn't show for people with a decent minimum rating set.

>>9349326
And I forgot the worst bit: many translators will see something's been done, regardless of how shit it may be, and just skip over it so we're just stuck with trash.

>>9349313
Here is an example, this might make you angry.
https://exhentai.org/s/99ef6ed138/1031685-5

>>9349443
Sorry meant to link the entire thing not just the page.
https://exhentai.org/g/1031685/839c11e67a/

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First time I've tried my hand at an edit, think the skin tone might be a tad off

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>>9350377
>Picking Fox in Super Smash That, Bro

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>>9350377
That pic looks twenty times hotter with the human.

(And I'm saying that not as someone likely biased due to being in a thread dedicated to humans frolicking with furries)

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>>9350640
Good to know amigo

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>>9350377
>>9350640
>>9350710

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>>9350741
>ywn never have the divine grace of turbo-undressing

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>>9350601
kek

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>tfw supposed to write skunk assplay porn, ending up roped up in fleshing out the setting instead

>>9351223
Yeah this constantly happens when I'm writing as well.

>>9351223
Welcome to the truest trap that keeps me from focusing on smut. Like, yeah the dicking is going to happen eventually, but goddamn check out the shit they got on day time TV. Season finale's tonight and goddamn what about Janice and her baby?

t. hobo

>>9343959
I second that

>>9351223
Godspeed.

>>9351223
How about doing something involving >>9348990 anon. Could be kinky involving the skunk girls glands but without having to involve the questionable musk spraying fetish.

>>9349235
Wow, fluff drew a unique face for once?

>>9334289

>orange peel texture on "furry" breasts

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>>9350958
Felinids are best employed as stress relievers for the true blooded humans

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I just discovered there is a tag for this on Pixiv:
人間×ケモノ

Lot of weirdness under the tag but that's to be expected on the site.

>>9353577
https://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=%E4%BA%BA%E9%96%93%E2%99%82%C3%97%E3%82%B1%E3%83%A2%E3%83%8E%E2%99%80

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=22470851

The post removed the male and female symbols.

>>9352256
Maybe it's not actual fur but her skin that is coloured like that.

>>9354757
Unfortunately very few furry artist can draw furry looking anthros. And the ones who can all seem to be Japs.

>>9354797
True, a lot of furry art does look like the anthros have different colour skin tones then actual fur which looks even weird when you get to the tail and sometimes the ears if the anthro has no hair on their head.

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>>9354797
>>9355047
There are even some like ZaftigBunnyPress's anthros where they have to be hairless and just have skin tones (just look at the pubic hair and tell me it ain't obvious).

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>>9355128
>dat image & everything about it
God damn.

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Finally after 3 days of work I bring you the follow-up, that nobody asked for, to the femanon cuckqueaning fic!
Yeah this was supposed to be a mothers day thing (guess the theme) but that obviously didn't work out.
Better late than never though.

>1 month has passed since the incident at the heat party
>you and your boyfriend still haven't had that long talk you promised him
>instead you've just been fucking the shit out of him non-stop since then
>you've been going at it so much he's been joking that he had an easier time at the party
>of course all this has done nothing to convince him that you didn't like it
>in fact it's done the exact opposite
>now he cheats on you wantonly with any anthro women who shows interest in him
>he even sends you sexy pictures over the phone to let you know when it happens
>really it should be no wonder your libido is through the roof
>even though you had largely accepted your role as a pathetic cuckquean you were not prepared for the visit lucy made to your home on mothers day
>you don't get many visitors to your home (at least when your around) so you're quite surprised to hear the doorbell ring
>shouting out to your boyfriend that you'll get it you walk over to the door and peek through the peephole
>you see the face of a rather happy looking lucy
>you hadn't seen her since you abandoned her at the club
>she hadn't made any attempt to contact you until now
>you figured she had gotten the message
>but now with the one who introduced you to this part of yourself that you despise standing right outside your door you're filled with indignant rage
>throwing the door open fully prepared to scream at her, any words you were about to say were choked off at the sight of lucy

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>the white, tall eared bunny is standing before you wearing a plain white sun dress and holding a handbag
>her breasts seem to have grown a cup size or 2 since you last seen her but thats not what has you so shocked
>you tell yourself that what you're seeing can't be possible as your gaze is stuck on her massive pregnant belly
>you were certain that when you last saw her, her belly was completely flat absolutely no indication of pregnancy whatsoever
>now she looked to be 9 months pregnant, just about to pop out a load of kids at any second
>the bulge of her belly pushed out the hem of her dress quite a ways
>she had a kind smile and a cute blush on her face as she held out her arms and let out a big "Surprise!"
>surprise didn't even begin to describe what you were feeling right now
>all you were capable of was gawking awkwardly at her midriff with your jaw on the floor
>eventually the silence got to even the cheerful bunny as she looked around nervously

"So, uh, can I come in?"

>totally ignoring what she asked you held up your finger, pointed it at her stomach and asked rather dumbly "His?"
>lucy rolled her eyes as she squeezed around you to get in

"Of course it's his, I'm not a slut."

>hundreds of questions flooded your mind as your brain slowed to a crawl to deal with the overload
>how could it be his? that was only a month ago
>maybe this was going on far longer than you had been led to believe?
>but you were assured by your boyfriend that he had never cheated on you before that night
>besides lucy's belly was completely flat and unimpregnated back then, you were sure of it
>feeling like you had gone insane it took a moment to realize you had been staring out the open door for the passed 5 minutes
>closing it and heading back inside to get some answers you beeline for the living room where your boyfriend was last
>he's not there when you enter though

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>suddenly filled with dread theres only one other place you expect him to be
>in no hurry, out of fear of what you might find there, you make your way to the bedroom
>you don't make it far before your fears are confirmed
>the 2 lovers have left the door wide open so you'd be able to see what was going on in there from a distance
>your boyfriend was already complete naked, sitting on the bed with his clothes in a pile in front of the door, lucy idly stroking his hard cock
>lucy was still wearing her dress but had pushed it up to rest on her belly, with her legs spread you could see she came here without any panties on, your boyfriend was slowly fingering her pussy and groping her breast through the thin fabric of her dress
>they were passionately making out, loud smacks and wet squishing could be heard as their tongues battled for dominance, both moaning into each others lips at the tender touches they were subjecting themselves to
>you let out a pathetic whimper as a familiar cocktail of emotions washed over you
>a sharp sting of betrayal stung at your heart, a pain that never hurt any less no matter how many times you felt it
>contrasting to the warmth and wetness that flooded your groin, a fire inside you that only seemed to rise higher and grow hotter the more it was fed
>you hated your stupid pussy for nearly juicing itself in joy out of what was happening in front of you
>this was going to be the first time since at the club that you will see your boyfriend fucking another women live
>the fact that it was going to happen on your bed sent another stab at your heart and a new wave of arousal through your body
>closing the rest of the distance to your bedroom you quickly close the door and turn to face them
>the sound of the closing door alerted them to your presence and they stopped their make out session to turn their attention to you
>they didn't stop touching each other though
>lucy gave a kindly smile as she asked

"Femanon, do humans really take 9 months!?"

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>you guessed she was talking about humans gestation period
>you nodded your head at her, which sent her into a giggle fit

"Hahaha, no way thats so long, how would you manage? These little guys are due the day after tomorrow."

>not really being in the mood to doubt that bunnies start spewing out kids only 1 month after conception you accept it and ask her how many she's got in there

"Oh it's only 6, I was from a litter of 14."

>your mind is totally broken at this point so you congratulate your boyfriend on becoming a father of 6
>he chuckles at you and points toward lucy's bag

"Thats not all, look in there."

>filled with even more dread you go over and open up the bag to see that it's filled with.... positive pregnancy tests?
>you were about to ask why lucy has all these but you notice next to them are a stack of pictures
>taking out a picture you're greeted by the smiling face of that giraffe girl from the club holding up the pregnancy test to the camera
>your mouth goes dry as you take out the entire stack and begin to flip through them
>every single one has the same formula as the first but with a different girl
>a hippo, a bat, a doe, a wolf, a princess (now surely queen) ant, a panther, a cow, a parakeet, a crocodile, a koi fish, a lemur, a horse, a sheep, a goat, a fox and a dolphin
>17 happily impregnated girls in total
the revelation is too much for you to handle
>you legs tremble as you sink to your knees
>waterfalls of tears stream from your eyes as you struggle to contain whimpers and sobs
>it doesn't stop the rooms other 2 inhabitants from noticing your distressed state
>your boyfriend immediately gets up and rushes over to

"Babe whats the matter? Are you okay?"

>he places his hand on your shoulder
>with you on your knees and his dick still being hard it's pointing right at your face

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>even through your tears you lean forward and wrap your lips around his cock and begin to desperately nurse his length
>grunting at the unexpected pleasure your boyfriends takes the waterworks as tears of happiness and lets you suckle him
>they're not tears of happiness, though they're not tears of sadness either
>you're really not sure what emotion you're feeling right now but it's overwhelming in it's intensity
>lucy comes over and kneels beside you, place her arms around you in a soft hug
>your boyfriend pulls his dick from your lips, kneels down and hugs you as well
>for the next several minutes the anthro and the human give you a shoulder to cry on
>they hug you tight, rub your back, shush you, tell you it's going to be okay and even plant tender kisses on your face
>the tender care does the trick as your tears slow to a trickle
>you tell lucy and your boyfriend that you love them both
>they both reciprocate, each one planted a loving kiss on your lips
>the tears begin to flow again but the smile on your face show genuine happiness
>lucy rubs your leg as she pose a question to you

"Do you want to watch us fuck?"

>you can't stop yourself from giving an enthusiastic nod
>both lucy and your boyfriend disengage from you, your boyfriend going over and sitting on the edge of the bed
>lucy raises the sundress over her head and lets it fall to the floor, showing off her naked pregnant body
>she walks over to your boyfriend, turns around and uses him like a seat with his dick poking out from between her thighs, both of them facing you
>while lucy strokes him back to full hardness you also take the opportunity to shed your clothes as well, falling into a pile next to your boyfriends clothes
>watching from a distance you see lucy take his now hard dick in hand and rub it against her pussy lips
>you wait for the moment of penetration but it never comes

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>lucy leaves his dick pressed against her cunt as she makes a come hither motion with her fingers

"What are you doing over there? Come closer, theres a front row seat free for the taking!"

>with lucy's encouragement you crawl over and sit yourself between both their legs, face mere inches from where they're about to be connected
>all shame having left your body you give completely into your lust, letting one hand fall between your thighs to rub your clit and using the other to pinch a nipple
>satisfied with your compliance lucy lets herself sink down on your boyfriends cock
>unlike last time you eagerly watch every moment of that tight anthro pussy swallowing up your boyfriends dick
>your hands speed up as your lucy completely envelopes him, only his balls can seen as he bottoms out inside her

"Enjoying the view?"

>you nod your head as you take your hand off your breast and bring it down to slip a finger into your pussy
>grabbing lucy's hips your boyfriend slides himself out of her until only his tips remains inside before pushing back in
>they both let out moans and gasps as their hips connect once again
>not wanting to disappoint their audience they quickly work up to decent pace
>your entire world has focused down to that pistoning length, watching it pound in and out of her
>it's clear they're only getting started as you feel your first orgasm approaching
>letting your hands speed up you bring yourself to a deliciously sweet orgasm, waves of pleasure flowing through you body as you cry out
>the 2 lovers above you never noticed, too lost in their own pleasure to care about you
>removing your now slick hands from your sensitive pussy you take a moment to rest as you watch them go at it
>they're getting quite into it, the pace has picked and you can see a slick sheen on his penis when he pulls out, rivulets of feminine arousal running down his cock and balls

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>with your boyfriend holding lucy pretty much still as he thrusts into her and you suddenly feeling parched you lean forward and make contact with lucy's mound

"Femanon!?"

>evidently not expecting any participation from you lucy trembles in surprised pleasure
>at first any pleasure you gave lucy was purely incidental, you were more trying to lick at your boyfriends slick penis while he was thrusting
>this proved difficult with his speed so instead you made do with what leaked out from around their coupling
>you quickly discovered that the more you pleasured lucy the more sweet honey she leaked
>thus you began focus on licking, sucking and nibbling on her cute little clit
>only a few minutes of this treatment proved too much for the fecund bunny
>her body became feverish as her panting and moaning reached a crescendo

"SHIT, STOP! I'm GONNA CUM! I'M GONNA CUM!"

>neither of you stopped, if anything you pushed on harder eager to taste her feminine nectar
>suddenly forcing herself down onto him, putting an end to his thrusts but still giving you plenty of space to tend to her clit, she nearly screams, her entire body quakes and trembles in ecstasy, a rush of sweet girl cum washes over both your tongue and your boyfriends cock
>your view of her face is obscured by her pregnant belly but judging by the sounds she's making lucy is experiencing one of the most powerful orgasms of her life
>coming down from her high lucy leans back, forcing your boyfriend to lay flat on the bed as she lies on his chest
>he begins thrusting again but lucy whines in discomfort

"Please slow down, I'm still sensitive."

>taking her plea to heart he slows down to a snails pace, slowing sawing his way in and out as she recovers from her orgasm
>this new pace gives you the opportunity to do what you originally intended

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>dragging your tongue up his length as he pulls out and down his length as he goes back in you easily gather up plenty of lucy's juices
>with your thirst quenched and your boyfriends thrusts beginning to speed up you decide to go a bit lower
>taking his balls into your mouth you gently suck and lick the life giving orbs
>you reach down to your nethers once again as the thought that the babies currently in lucy's womb have the organs in your mouth to thank for their conception crosses your mind
>as your fingers start to give you pleasure your tongue starts to become more adventurous
>licking along the back of his balls you begin to go even lower, tongue caressing his soft taint

"Femanon, you don't have to do that y'know?"

>he's right, you don't have to, but you've never wanted anything more in your life
>throwing caution to the wind you drive straight down and place your lips right on his asshole
>your boyfriend grunts as you dart out your tongue taking a long lick over that puckered ring of muscle
>with his balls resting on the bridge of your nose you place many kisses and laps on his asshole while he starts to thrust into lucy even faster
>wanting to taste even more of him you push your tongue past the tight ring of his anus into his rectum
>swirling your tongue around inside him your tongue accidentally presses against his prostate on every pass
>unaccustomed to any anal stimulation your boyfriends rhythm breaks down as he begins to pant and moan in pleasure

"NNHH, FUCK I'M CUMMING!"

>you can feel a deep throb through his entire body as his balls jump in his sack
>his sphincter tightens around your tongue as he fires his load into lucy
>the humiliation of sitting on the ground between your boyfriends while kissing his ass as he cums inside another women has you cumming on the spot

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>you stain the carpet below you with your juices as you keep licking his asshole through the entire length of his orgasm
>after finally firing his final volley into her your boyfriend goes slack as he pants in exhaustion
>you still don't stop lapping at his asshole until his softening cock flops out of lucy's creampied pussy
>unfazed by the splash of seed that hits you right between the eyes you quickly take your lips off his ass and wrap them around his cock
>taking the entire length down to the base you swirl your tongue around him, cleaning off any leftover cum and pussy juice
>popping him out of your mouth and licking any excess fluids off your lips you look up to your real prize
>nothing quite sets you off like the sight of a freshly creamed cunt anymore
>getting straight to work you lick up all the cum that has leaked out her and then worm your tongue into her cunny to get at the cocktail deeper inside
>in that moment the mix of lucy's and your boyfriends fluids is the most delicious thing you ever tasted
>digging in deep you scoop out tongue fulls of the salty sweet mixture and swallow it down
>apparently lucy was very close to her second orgasm when your boyfriend came as your tongue brings her to orgasm before you're finished cleaning her
>she pushes your head away from her pussy as she closes her legs and shivers in euphoria

"Stop I'm sensitive there right now."

>with your meal being prematurely taken from you, you swirl what you have left in your mouth to savor it's taste
>lucy rolls off your boyfriends and lays next to him as she recovers
>when she does she notices you still playing with your food
>getting up and kneeling besides you she captures your lips in a big smooch
>not expecting any lesbianism from lucy you open your mouth in shock letting her into your mouth as you share the salty mixture of his cum between you

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>recovering quickly your tongues battle it out, fighting over who will get to swallow the delicious treat
>it ends up in a stalemate, you both decide to just split the spoils
>now both turning to face your boyfriend, who is back to full mast from the sexy display and giving you a thumbs up, you both open up your mouths to show off the frothy cum inside before both swallowing it down
>lucy turns to face you and plants another kiss on your lips before getting up and crawling over to your boyfriend, cuddling next to him
>they trade a few kisses before they notice you aren't joining them

"Whats the matter femanon? Come and cuddle with us~"

>you muddle over it in your mind for a minute you tell them to wait a minute, that theres something you need to do first
>you don't wait for a response as you walk out the bedroom door still completely naked and make your way to the bathroom
>fishing through the drug cabinet you take out your birth control pills
>you know that if you go back into the bedroom you're going to end up getting fucked
>but even if you did stop taking the pills right now you're not very likely to get pregnant today
>even if it's only a symbolic gesture you remove all the pills from the packet and flush them down the toilet
>now having fully committed yourself to this path you leave the bathroom to return to the bedroom
>as soon as you enter the hallway you're greeted by the sounds of lucy's moans and the distinct slapping of fur on flesh
>looking down the hallway towards the open door you see lucy's tight little bunny butt bouncing atop your boyfriends cock
>it seems they got impatient and started without you

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>it's really is like she said back then
>if you're not quick someone will take your turn
>smiling to yourself you stride into the bedroom and close the door behind you
>kneeling down at the edge of the bed you realize the painful sting of seeing the love of your life cheating on you is totally gone
>you hands reach down to your neglected pussy as you thank whatever higher power is watching for taking this terrible weight off your shoulders

https://pastebin.com/4HCQpKjL

Hope you enjoy and happy belated mothers day

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How do you feel about mythical creatures like jackalopes?

>>9355755
Well.. for one, I feel like this thread suddenly become a bit /ztg/-aspected

>>9355829
Why?
Because rabbits?

>>9355979
Yes, mostly. ..also I got the feeling I've seen both the writer's pictures and style before.

>>9355542
You should name it.

>>9355755
As long as it's not overly complicated and is not used to promote extreme fetishes.

>>9356005
Well it is a follow-up.
You probably just read that and are getting confused.
I've never written for /ztg/.
I haven't even watched zootopia.

>>9356053
I would of just ended up naming it part 2 anyways.
Especially since the name of the first part was a joke.

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>>9338624
Well this is an interesting way of handling multi-nips

>>9356366
Haha yeah, I read in the comments that everyone was going haywire over that one "mole rat comic" that stood out (in a bad way).
Creepy shit

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>>9338624
Why didn't anyone tell me the story of not!guts in furryland finally got continued?

>>9339618
>>9339653
source?

>>9356519
Can you not follow a reply chain?

>>9356519
It's from here: >>9338624

Admit it: That thing has it's powerful limbs and softly furred curvy anatomy all wrapped around your heart.

I found the artist's name, "Jyoka", but it's not uploaded as a stand-alone story on the exhentai gallery. (Somewhat understandably, since it's hella short)

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>>9356518
He remind me of Rance

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How do you feel about piercings?

>>9357351
fucking terrible
even just ear piercings

>>9357351
fucking great
especially places other than ear piercings

>>9357351
nose piercings are the ugliest

>>9357351
>>9357381
I agree, actually.
Piercings are nothing more than small cheap tweaks to either enhance the "raunchiness"/dirtiness/trashiness factor in a drawing (which is a cheap way of increasing people's opinions of the drawing), or to enhance the uniqueness of a character concept.

Although they're at home on certain character designs (particularly demonic and heavily tribal or pre iron age concepts), as a whole I don't find they do anything at all to an image.
...other than to call to mind the crazy hygienic issues associated with piercing one's nipples and genitals.

(Subtle ear piercings and such are fine though. They can emphasize ear anatomy and whatnot. Not lip piercings, though. Then it's back to the abovementioned. Imo, at least)

>>9357351
Each to their own.

However my inside voice finds it offputting if someone needs something extra to enhance whatever it is they're trying to enhance. Plus they're just plain awful, but that's my internal opinion.

>>9335185

Because they make money from patreon of course

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Fuck yeah, new Ankha pic.

>>9356147
Link to part 1 please?

>>9358905
It's in the OP.
Right at the bottom.

>>9355755
Gregalope > Jackalope

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>>9334289
Would this type of romance be allowed in this thread?

>>9359481
>human male
So no it wouldn't unless you removed the non-human male

>>9359481
I'm pretty sure it's not, why don't you make a thread for thes concept instead?

>>9359481
>Anthro(?), but no human male

>>9338624
It refuses to let me past the panda, even with an account...

Quite a few of these links behave the same way sadly.

>>9360223
Clear your cookies before logging in.

>>9359481
check out Snekguy's stuff in the /efg/ thread

>>9360400
forgot the link
>>>/d/7414334

>>9357351
Awful, don't even really like earrings either.

Also 90% of the time it's part of a clusterfuck of bad design decisions

>>9357351
Usually ends up detracting from the image. Your image would be an example of that for me.

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>>9358169
But Fluff is pretty chill about the whole jewtreon thing

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Why are birds so uncommon here?

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Do you like size difference?

>>9363384
She looks like a mentally handicapped person with the mind of a child, wondering at why you're taking so long changing her diaper.

(I'm so sorry)

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>>9363530
Good question

>ywn have an entire guild of avian anthro assassins and rogues having a weird attraction to you
>ywn find "shiny trinkets" left for you here and there,
>ywn have some robed shady figure suddenly and gently whapping your ass with a wingtip as she passes on the streets
>ywn see the most scary-looking armed and black-clad crow girl come out from the shadows as you pass through a scary back alley
>..only to silently, almost awkwardly shy, walk alongside you for a bit, for company.
>(She melts into a dazed mess when you preen her head feathers with your fingers)

>>9364351
YES WE DO ANON
Although that kind of size difference is fine enough, I prefer it the other way around though

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>>9364351
Very much, yes.

>>9340880
You still doing it

>>9363530
How do you like anthro birbs? Breasts or no breasts? If yes, are they also covered in feathers? What about wings? Should they be like harpies, with arm-wings but no articulate hands, or more batlike, with arm-wings and hands. Or maybe with wings growing out of their backs, or with no wings at all?

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>>9365173
I like boobs so I tend to include boobs.
Feathers are super fluffy, it's nice to have them everywhere.
Armwings are the best, keep bat wings on bats and hexapods are retarded.

>>9336962
Fuck outta here airsoft general.

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>>9363411

Shame that plague/34from1800 will never do human male on female anthro porn again

>>9366605
I like the transition in this. Shame I'm not into horse pussy.

>>9366988
Why not? I'm umfamiliar with them.

>>9366988
well he still does lewds, but why did he stop doing more saucy stuff?

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>>9367185

PlagueofGripes is an animator that has done some animation work for the fairly popular let’s play channel two best friends, he is also popular between the twobestfriends fandom and has a YouTube channel where he do let’s play and drawing tutorials.

http://twobestfriendsplay.wikia.com/wiki/Plague_of_Gripes

But before he was plague he was the artist 1800/34from1800 ha was a drawfag on /co/ and also has a rule34 account where he posted his art (he nuked the account and now is nothing) you can find some of his works here:
https://e621.net/post/index/1/34from1800

https://exhentai.org/g/988955/8ca1fed5d2/
>>9367206

I don’t know, my theories could be 1. He doesn’t need to because he is earning enough money with his patreon, 2. His association with twobestfriends 3.The one that is most likely, because if he one day is hired in the animation industry, he doesn’t want to have problem because of the porn, like the same reason of why Trunchbull and many more artist that go legit delete all of their NSFW animations from the internet.

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>>9365066
I'm working on it.

>>9369045
Very noice, thanks

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>>9371778

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>>9371803
If a high school gym teacher was an anthro the scent would probably drive her crazy to the point she'd jump the nearest kid.

Writefags, how do you get yourselves to sit down and actually write? I want to but I realize I'm purposely procrastinating and avoiding it even when I have free time.

>>9372094
Sometimes you just have to sit and force yourself. You could also try withholding stuff from yourself or rewarding yourself for writing. Different things work for different people.

>>9369045
>plague did lewds
Fuck me! Why am I always late to thing?!

Why are herbivore anthros just inferior looking

>>9372190
Predators get all best evolutionary traits. Also, majority of predator species have forward facing eyes which looks nicer to humans seeing how we have forward facing eyes too.

>>9372094
For me the only hard part is starting writing.
Once I start something I don't stop until I'm finished.
The only thing that motivates me to get started is seeing a niche go unfilled.

>>9363411
>>9366988
>>9369045
Wait, Plague draws porn?
I knew he did erotic shit all the time, but straight up porn is new to me.

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>>9366988
Still waiting for him to do a comic of muffet shooting web from her butt instead of constantly hinting about it.

How much world building is acceptable/you're willing to tolerate before the pants come off, /hmofa/?

>>9372781
Apologies, I feel like I should add; would you be okay with just plot and writing, no smut? Or does it have to include some dicking for you to bother reading?

>>9372868
>>9372781
I mean, it depends on what you're writing about, but I'd be perfectly fine with a sexless story.

>>9372094
Just_A_User here, I usually write when a burst of idea comes straight into my head. and I immediately start writing it, or jotting down ideas and concepts in a bunch of small sentences that I can later turn into green/paragraphs. This is how I work with Stray, I write a bunch of small sentences as ideas for dialogue and situations, and later turn them into bigger and longer greens.

And there are times I also have to force myself to write that shit down, this one is the hardest because when you force yourself to write, the ideas don't flow, and you can find yourself stuck trying to continue and not really finding a good way to do so.

One way that's almost a surefire way for me to write a lot, is to stay awake late. For whatever reason, ideas just flow better when I'm sleepy as hell. That's how I wrote my first two stories, and most of Stray.

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Why do anthros prefer human dicks above all others?

I'm considering writing something but mostly towards my tastes. How does this thread feel about:

>slavery
>NTR(human stealing furry waifus)
>harems
>Lots of story between sex

>>9373471
>no barbs, knots, corkscrews, etc
>good size compared to our overall body size
>stamina
>warmth for coldblooded types
>can't get them pregnant (varies from each persons setting though)
and other stuff that falls more into personal preferences/kinks

>>9373491
The only one of those that might be a problem is NTR but I think you're good so long as you don't go into a lot of detail with the cheating like how betrayed the husband feels or how much the wife enjoys cheating on him etc.
For some reason the above with genders reversed is totally fine though.

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>>9372407
He did in the past as 34from1800 and he used to post some of his stuff on /co/ as 1800.

https://desuarchive.org/co/search/tripcode/!!SIEKiy77O0j/page/1/

Btw the image from this post is an edit >>9363411 the other two are from him.

>>9373471
Because human dick meets at the sweet spot of stamina and refractory period. It also distinctly lacks any weird shape to it, and is thick from base to tip without also being six miles long.

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Lets say you can go out and buy a furry as a pet.
Which would be better a catgirl or a doggirl?
As far as i can see cats and dogs would have the following advantages/disadvantages.

Cat
>?+lithe and flexible
>+Very independent can take care of herself mostly
>+purring
>+probably tight as vice and she'd probably appreciate your dick not being covered in spikes though a humans size might take some getting used to
>+/- can't get pregnant without said spike dicks
>-Sandpaper tongue
>-Aloof and uncaring
>?-If furries have multinips in this universe then cats have less than dogs though some might consider that a plus

Dogs
>?+much more robust build than a cat
>+Very loving, affectionate and loyal
>+Normal soft tongue
>+Protective instincts and the brawn/bite to back it up
>?+Sexually very compatible to humans and doesn't have special problems though she might desire to simulate getting knotted by holding you inside her for as long as possible
>+/- will get pregnant if you have sex with her during heat without protection
>-Completely incapable of taking care of herself and needs you to do nearly everything for her
>-very needy when it comes to affection
>?-if furries have animal pussies in this universe then dog cunts are way different to human cunts than cat pussy is but some might like that

>>9373539
>>no barbs, knots, corkscrews, etc
>this is an advantage

>>stamina
this is a trait that is unique to humans only for the fact that we like sex so much
any other such sexually active and sapient species would develop similar stamina, if not even better.

>>9373585
>https://desuarchive.org/co/search/tripcode/!!SIEKiy77O0j/page/1/
I love reading his posts so much
You can actually hear his voice in the way he types, and it really adds to the experience

>>9373616
>lithe and flexible
>?+
In absolutely what way would that not be an advantage in a sexual partner
That'd be like painting a picture and having twenty paint tones available to you instead of just 3.

>>9373702
Some people just prefer bigger girls man I don't understand it either.

>>9373641
Not exactly. Humans aren't even kings of sexual stamina in the animal kingdom already. Cat species mate hundreds of times a day but their sex only last for a few seconds. Male pigs ejaculate for like half an hour. Minks fuck for hours too. There's really no evolutionary advantage and we got how we are due to the fact humans already had great stamina in general for our species and our dick size came from selective breeding over enough generations.
Also, many of those dick add ons that some species have would not be liked by everyone of the females. Female felines really don't like the barbs with how they react. Canines would like sex where there's worry of being accidentally stuck together for 30 minutes to an hour or more. etc

>>9373730
>>9373702
Size and flexibility don't have to be an either or thing. Big cat species can bend in just has many weird ways has house cats and snakes can get fuck huge while still being living slinkys. Of course some people might a bit off put by how flexible some species can get, like ferrets/weasels for instance. Then again that could also turn some people on.

>>9373564
Well I don't know if what I do is too much, thankfully it won't happen for a long time. Also there's gonna be a lot of world building as this has been built around something buzzing in my head since playing 'whoremaster' and 'Morrowind'

>>9373740
None of those species enjoy sex/have the cognitive abilities to choose sexual partners the way we can. We sexually selected good stamina the same way we sexually selected big dicks.
>Muh human dicks
Humans lost the baculum. A common theory is that it was due to the bone being unpleasant during sex, so the ones who had smaller and smaller bones would want to have sex more often.
Ergo, knots might evolve to become a feature rather than a hindrance and the painful spikes might give way to pleasurable ribs.

Basically, I'm not saying that humans would be unappealing to anthro girls, I'm just saying we probably wouldn't be any better than any other species out there.

>>9373839
The issue with the barbs is they are directly tied to the female ovulating.

>>9373839
I don't know why your bringing evolution into this.
None of the girls ITT are a naturally evolved species.
They were created wholesale from human imagination by combining animals and humans.
If your imagination says that anthros work like that then fine but trying to say your interpretation is objective because of evolution is really dumb.

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>tfw writing and a side character suddenly takes a life of her own and you suddenly want to write something about them as well
How do y'all feel about several hundred pound, muscled bound, retired combat sport champion crocodiles who run their own celebrity gyms? Specifically when they have a special backroom course for new, human members to her gym as she teaches them the wonders of stamina training. With the promise that they can train with her only once a week, but only for as long as they can last per that one session, so they have a real incentive to work on their endurance. It's a bit of a backroom competition, as the person with the longest training session every two months gets to choose between a week long training retreat with a former champion, or an autographed piece of her gear (spoiler: no one chooses the autographed gear).

I promise I'm still (trying to, at least) writing the mech pilot X lionesses thing, life just caught up with me for a touch and I haven't been able to write, but yeah. You like dem big scaly lasses, right /hmofa/? Still haven't decided if she has tits or not, though.

>>9373940
I only like them if they have tits

>>9373940
Most of the stuff we get is standard mammals so some variety would be nice. Has far as tits go on reptiles, I find are willing to let them go without tits if they have the hips/ass increased for compensation. Gotta be big and thick in order to lug that huge tail around. Personally, I'm fairly neutral on the debate, but draw the line at giving reptiles hair. Exception being fantasy monsters like dragons or such.

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>>9373915
Because we can last for hours, even longer with pacing and conditioning

>>9373641
>>this is an advantage

With the exception of knot it is desu. Especially compared to corkscrews, dear god. Also any intelligent species based on prey animals like equines would have crappy stamina regardless of intelligence.

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Do you prefer plantigrade or digitigrade legs?

>>9373940
>the mech pilot X lionesses thing
First I've heard of this but I'll definitely be watching for it now.

>>9374123
Plantigrade can look really nice but it doesn't make sense if they have a tail and well done digitigrade is preferable.

>>9374405
>cow neighbor keeps offering you the extra milk she has because she doesn't want it to go to waste
>and because most humans can still drink milk even has adults
>and she's worried you don't eat enough due to bovine standards of weight are much higher

>>9374465
disgusting

>>9374683
It makes a sort sense to react that way if it's a human woman but if it's a cow anthro it would be the same kind of milk you'd get at the supermarket anyway. So unless you're swearing off milk altogether...