We interrupt this program to bring you... Courage the Cowardly Dog Games!! Starring you, the cowardly player! Abandoned as a newfag, you found the 4Chan boards, home to a number of communities including this one, The Hunger Games!
But creepy stuff happens in the Hunger Games. It's up to you to save your new board!
We need 24 Courageous Tributes!
Theme : https://youtu.be/N1eUq74LnFU
>>9326942
Sliver Queen
>>9326942
>Courage Games
lol nope
>>9326942
Machi Amayadori
Junkrat
>>9326942
Kuroyuri
Maria and Harusame
>>9326942
Captain Luna
>Just how dead is it right now?
>>9326942
Flirting Shibe
Sharena
Youmu Konpaku
>>9326954
As dead as Reimu's shrine attendance.
Kill me
>>9326942
Emilia
Liar
>>9326942
Leoric
>>9326942
the Ghost
>>9326942
Ririchiyo
Lord Beerus
>>9326959
I lack the necessary knowledge of that reference.
Garfielf
A Better Liar
>>9326954
It's just sleeping, you silly.
Yuri
Ushioni
Kharjo
>>9326989
It doesn't appear to be breathing.
>>9326995
You're just not looking hard enough. Y-you silly.
3 more, end my suffering.
Sergeant Feels
>>9327020
Sock Cat
>>9326942
Edward Millillim drawdE
>>9326995
Yuri isn't for everyone I suppose.
Emi
Welcome to the Courage Games!
Going to start in 3 minutes, so everyone can realize the roster is finally up.
>>9327001
I can not hear anything, either.
>>9327033
*Ahem* Yes. That was not my intention.
>>9327041
Swap ushioni for
>>9327039
>>9327057
>Thank you!
>>9327057
Okay.
>>9327064
Thank Hoshi for accepting the swap.
>>9327071
(And this Khajit forgot his image.)
I miss Matoi
>>9327071
You're goin to have to try harder to get into Emi's kimono.
Starting immediately.
>>9327087
Should I fag her?
Starting~! I know it's dead hours, so it's going to be silent. You don't need to feel obliged to reply. Just enjoy the game.
>>9327087
nobody cares faggot
>>9327045
That...that just means everyone's being quiet! Just give them a little while!
>She seems almost distressed about what they're talking about. Or rather, is, and is doing a relatively poor job hiding it.
>>9327041
>>9327091
I'm ready when you are!
>>9327094
Ow, ow, ow, ow! Not bees! Not bees! Not beees! I don't like buuugs!
>A doorway suddenly materializes in front of you, the wooden door cracked just enough to allow the viewer to catch a glimpse of the hallway's beige wall. The brick wall securing the doorway to the ground has a light fixed to it, which also happens to be on.
>>9327094
Not my problem!
>>9327105
>shuts the door and locks it.
DISCLAIMER : Reminder that this code has 1400 and hasn't nearly had enough trial runs to work out all the bugs. There will be errors in the events. Bear with me.
>>9327094
Oh god damn it, this is why I'm not a doctor.
>>9327105
>>9327119
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>>9327115
Hang on a minute, you're that dog that comes around here from time to time!
>>9327105
>Opens the door, armed in case of something going wrong.
>>9327105
So it is another dream. At least I have more places to explore.
>In a quiet, practiced manner, Chie opens the door wide, and without really thinking about it, walks right in.
>>9327115
You're like me...? Oh. Oh! Thank you! Thank you so much! It-it'll all get better, right?
>>9327090
Kharjo has no interest in the pup.
>>9327115
>>9327133
>kissu
>>9327138
>
>>9327138
It's sounds scary, mister Leoric. I don't want anything to do with it!
>>9327102
I suppose people appear to be waking up. At least some of them.
>>9327138
Thank you, Maria.
That was disconcerting.
>>9327157
>>9327157
>>9327153
>And just light that she brightens up, the smile on her face instantly seeming genuine again.
S-see! I told you, sleeping! I know a lot about sleeping, I knew it would happen!
>>9327157
I have another idea, actually. I don't like it, but...I do have it!
>>9327142
Kharjo is flattered, but now is not the time for this.
>>9327157
Damn robots. I bet Rika gave them the laser eyes as well.
>>9327171
(Kharjo is also making a habit of forgetting his images.)
>>9327113
>>9327131
>The door is shut by Youmu, and there is a click that follows shortly after the entrance is closed.
>>9327119
>The door doesn't do anything, mostly because it is just a door and can't despite being stared at.
>>9327130
>Upon opening the door, the man lays witness to a beige hallway, a brown carpet on the floor leading to another room, this one without a door. The smell of fried chicken makes it way to the man's nostrils.
>>9327172
That was closesolc saw tahT
>>9327172
Fugg
>>9327168
Do you, now?
>>9327157
That will work
>Starts searching for some stitching needles since emilas a doll.
>>9327172
>The letter was clearly meant for two other people.
>>9327115
I shoulda known. Cat's don't play fetch, ya need a dog for that. Guess I'm going without a fire tonight!
>As Junkrat says this, the small fires dancing on his hair are put out.
>>9327138
What good's a box that ya can't open? Just becomes junk at that point.
>Junkrat hurls the box out the window, completely uninterested in its contents.
>>9327172
Yeah mate, just hop in! Hope ya don't have any problems with acka dacka, or I'll have to blow your head up.
>Junkrat later plans to use this lad as a scapegoat for the crime spree he's about to commit.
>>9327191
Please stop. You will get Kharjo's fur all matted.
>>9327192
What a terrible twistsiwt elbirret a tahW
>>9327201
>makes you a follower
>steals your armor, then sends you away
>>9327181
>She frowns in confusion, shooting Youmu a weird look, before again trying to open it.
>>9327184
Sure do! I spend a lot of time sleeping and dreaming! I'm not even sure I'm awake even right now! It must run in the family, because Mom's an even heavier sleeper than I am!
>>9327207
Oh...okay.
>>9327181
>Feels walks down the hallway, continuing to hold the flamethrower, just in case.
>>9327207
>>9327219
Don't open the door! There's most likely something terrible on the other side!
>>9327181
>It was a two-part action, see : >>9327126
>I swiched off the lights
>>9327192
You're a bloody bug! The only business you need is the business end of me grenade launcher!
>>9327207
>Junkrat pulls out his grenade launcher and blows the computer to smithereens.
>>9327227
That a banana I see walkin' around? Bugger this, I'm goin back in the hole.
>>9327212
This Khajiit has no reason to follow you anywhere. He is a guard to a caravan.
>>9327248
>
>>9327219
I would tell you that our conversation is proof of your waking state, but then again, with me it really isn't.
This is regular good old regular death rate, btw.
It's seems better for the dead hours.
>>9327233
I need to! There could be an effect somewhere in that world!
>>9327248
Slab? What slab? I don't even know what a slab is, Spooky!
>>9327246
>finds the invisible chest in dawnstar
>steals all the wares from the caravan
>>9327248
I agree Captain Luna. He is a bit too bony for my likingnikil ym rof ynob oot tib a si eH . anuL niatpaC eerga I
>>9327260
Huh? I don't get it. I've always been able to talk with people in my dreams. It's just most people don't really talk back!
>>9327263
Stop being mean!
>>9327248
Halt! King Jamison Fawkes the First is not pleased by this tribute. Blow it up and start over again!
>>9327263
Drongo pony!
>Junkrat punts the pony out the door the front door, making sure to lock it on her so she can't get back in.
>>9327263
>>9327271
Fine, have it your wayaw ruoy ti evah ,eniF
>>9327276
EAUHSGH!!!HGSHUAE
>>9327219
>The door is locked, and refuses to budge.
>>9327224
>Upon walking deeper into the hallway, the man sees a brown square table with a few chairs pulled up to it, one of the 4 sides missing a seat. The table is lined with food, including but not limited to a bowl of fried chicken, a grey metallic tray that holds a lengthy, coiled up cinnamon roll, and white rice and beans. Bubbling noises can be heard in an imperceptible side of the room. The man is only able to see the table and nothing more, the wall blocking his vision unless he steps inside.
>>9327239
>o-oh, sorry
>The lights are flickered off, the porch now dark but the house inside still illuminated.
>>9327276
You really need to learn to be more careful! Have fun!
>>9327293
Cheaters never prosper! Haha!
>>9327296
>Chie briefly considers doing something rash, before something else comes to her mind.
>Standing up properly, Chie reaches out, and knocks a few times on the door, clear and loud.
>>9327296
>Continues onward into the room, putting away the weaponry and taking a seat at the table.
>>9327276
Nah mate don't be silly, it was no drama. It was good meetin' with ya, hope I see ya again some day.
>Junkrat rolls a grenade under the skeleton's feet as he walks away. Unfortunately, it's a dud and fails to explode.
Aw, what a load'a bull.
>>9327293
You're not an eggplant at all, you're just some chick in a suit. Get the hell outta my sight!
>>9327303
>Junkrat immediately sprints out of the room, believing that the feds have come for his stash of stolen goods.
>>9327296
>
>>9327327
Huh? Is there a dog in there!? What horrible kinds of people would ever lock a poor little doggie in a box!?
Happy Mother's day.
>>9327307
>There is no response from anybody that might be behind the door, leaving Chie outside with Youmu.
>>9327314
>When he sits down, Feels notices what had happened to the chair, it being used to reach a stove and counter by a tiny girl who turns around when she hears him, a plate of watermelon slices in her hands.
Hello! The rest of the food will be done in a minute, so please wait for now!
>>9327325
>Emi the leech crawls under the door, and is presented with the same beige hallway Sgt. Feels was, a carpet leading to another room, the smell of cinnamon reaching Emi.
>>9327327
Let go of my peg leg, ya bloody mongrel!
>As Junkrat struggles against the weremole, the cat digs its claws into his back in a vain effort to save him. This sudden surge of pain lowers Junkrat's resistance, allowing him to get dragged under by the beast.
>>9327346
There I am. At least I'm still lookin' good.
>>9327344
>Chie stares dully for a long moment, before a heavy-looking ax appears in her hands. She brings her arms back. Her intention, such as it is, is clear. She wants in.
>>9327338
You can't make me! Mneeeh!
>>9327348
Yay, I'm laserproof! That's so cool!
>>9327346
Aww, and I liked him, too! So many pretty explosions.
>>9327344
Oh, thanks.
>Feels takes the plate and sets it down on the table.
>>9327360
Sock cat is just along for the ride.
Unless HE'S the black puddle queen...but that'd just be silly.
>>9327360
>Sea slug effect equipped!
>She seems almost too unconcerned that she's in danger, instead scooting through the water in a cheery fashion.
>>9327377
Oh...oh! I'm so sorry I was angry at you for locking the door before! Thank you, thank you so much, you brave lady!
>>9327271
And I talk to people in 'their' dreams. That is why you might very well still be asleep.
>>9327268
He could indeed stand to gain a few stone.
Now if you will excuse me, I have the strangest urge to obtain a mirror.
>>9327392
>After a bit, she sinks down to where just her nose and eyes are poking above the water, eyes focused on the tub as if remembering something.
>>9327394
Wait...huh? You do what? That's a thing that can happen? That sounds awesome! So you can visit anyone's dreams, whenever you want!?
Almost over, just a little more.
And it's finished!
Here's your winner.
I held off for as long as I could.
If you guys really think we need another one, I guess I can?
...Or maybe not...
Who knows?
I'll check back in a while.
Thanks for playing.
This code wasn't so bad after all, was it?
>>9327414
>He survived because he spent the whole game hiding in that sock.
>Thanks for the game!
>>9327416
>Thanks for hosting
>>9327414
Thanks for hosting famalamadingdong.
And yeah, if you want to host again, that'd be cool.
>>9327405
In a gist. But it is of course a matter of privacy when and where I do it.
I do not use this power lightly.
>>9327416
Thank you for the match, congratulations to the kitty.
>>9327431
But it sounds like so much fun, sharing dreams! I'd never want to do it alone if I could do that!
>>9327410
What's wrong? Is it this thingy? I'm sorry, but I promised I-
>The chops shoot her mid-sentence.
>>9327416
C-congrats, kitty...and thank you, miss.
>>9327355
>The porch lights turn off when Chie equips the axe, the door becoming translucent.
>>9327368
>Upon reaching the kitchen, Emi the leech spots a tiny girl standing on top of a chair to access a stove, the girl oblivious to her presence.
>>9327367
Mhm!
>The loli mom turns back around, messing with a closed pan on the stove, occasionally lifting the lid on it.
Hmm, so who am I serving today?
>>9327414
Cheers for that cobber. If it ain't too much for ya, I'd like another crack at it.
>>9327414
>>9327416
Congratulations and thanks for hosting host.
>>9327416
This Khajit is greatful for the entertainment.
He would like to congratulate his little brother on his victory.
>>9327441
(This Khajiit is also going to bed now, because he keeps forgetting his stupid images.)
>>9327438
>Chie blinks in surprise as it turns translucent, reaching out slowly with her other hand to touch the door once more.
>>9327445
Good night, big cat man!
>>9327438
Just a military Sgt, that's all. This chicken tastes great by the way.
>>9327436
You must remember, you have little control over your dreams. They are a very private matter, and many would involuntarily divulge secrets and desires in them, were they to be public.
>>9327441
>>9327445
Have a good night, big kitty.
>>9327416
Congrats.
>thanks for the game
>>9327454
>Pets the lunar goddess
>>9327438
>
>>9327445
>Goodnight and thanks.
>>9327448
Nuh-uh! I do too have control! I didn't make the worlds in my dreams, but I've always been one of those...mmm, watcha call them-oh! Lucid dreamers! That's it!
>Any pretense of forcing her smile has long since vanished, she just seems happy at the very idea of sharing her dreams with someone.
I don't even have any secrets, though, either!
>>9327462
You need a geas eye Emi.
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforthegravitygamesunlesssomeoneelsehosts
I'll be up with a new thread at XX:35.
Go for a little bathroom break, get a snack, start some beef with each other, wake up your friends.
>starts beef with the anon below me
>>9327475
>It's not a bad idea. I'll keep that in mind!
>>9327489
>starts beef with the fox
>>9327489
>grabs hair trimmers and shaves off all your fur.
>>9327459
Maria, stop it.
>>9327467
But lucid dreamers are rare and far between. Merely because you should be so lucky does not mean everyone is.
As for your secrets, you might not even realize that you have them.
>>9327502
>pets
>>9327502
I dun wanna!
>>9327495
>>9327497
>>9327514
!!!
>>9327502
I heard that most people can learn even if they weren't born like that!
And mom always said that secrets are a bad thing to have.
>The smile on her face twitches downward briefly, before just as quickly turning back to how it was.
So I'd never dare to have any!
>>9327446
>Chie's hand phases through it, the door now disappeared, vanishing as if it were never there.
>>9327447
>The loli mother climbs off the chair, quickly setting down the bowl of shrimp she prepared on the table.
O-Oi, not yet! Not yet!
>She reaches up and slaps Sgt Feels's hand, visibly distraught.
H-how are we supposed to enjoy this meal together if you're already digging into it?!?!
>>9327462
>The tiny girl fails to notice the leech until after a minute of her blood being siphoned, setting her kitchenware down as she screeches.
EEK!!!!!
>She grabs the slug from her neck, wincing at the slimy feel of it, and throws it across the room.
>>9327517
>squirts with water
>>9327525
Oh. Uh. Wow. That's not normally how my dreams work at all!
>Ax unequipped (phew).
>She strolls on in, a tiny little smile on her face as she makes swift progress through the place.
>>9327533
...
>>9327540
Why does she keep flashing her panties?
>>9327507
And you stop it too!
>>9327515
Neither do I, but the mane in question is my own, thus my word counts.
>>9327523
Perhaps you truly don't have any.
But I believe you will notice on day that you did all along.
>>9327540
>squirts with bullets
>>9327546
>and you stop it too
M-must I?
>>9327548
>blocks the bullets with his body
>>9327545
She's from a hentai doujin.
>>9327546
>Ignores and keeps petting in a giggling mess
>>9327540
I heard this girl was talking about you being ugly. Don't you wanna just kill her next game? I'll...
>Whispers
leave a little something in your supply bag to... help ya out.
>>9327546
Psst...
This skeleton said...
You had a fat ass...
Just saying, disrespecting dawg.
>>9327548
>>9327555
>>9327545
>It's a fundoshi actually
>>9327548
>>9327548
>
>>9327559
>No she isn't
>>9327546
Even then...it's me hiding from myself, right? If I can't bring myself to face facts, I-
>Her voice suddenly trembles for a second, but she catches herself quickly.
I'd need someone else to help me do it.
>>9327569
>>9327558
>Oh the filename was meant for you
>>9327525
Oh sorry,
>Feels then waits silently, but is then alarmed after hearing the girl scream.
Seeing the leech.
Damn leeches, hate them.
>>9327561
Psst, hey. Hey Maria.
>Whispers
I heard at the club the other day that this chick pissed on Harusame's grave. You should totally kill her next game...
>>9327523
>>9327558
FBI. The bullets you've just absorbed are property of the the CIA, give them back or I'll have to call the AFP.
>>9327562
What the heck? I did no such thing! No such thing I say!
>>9327569
FBI. You have to die, it's part of God's plan.
>>9327588
The horse is pissed, Skele. She totally thinks you said that. You should kill her first before she can get to you.
>>9327557
I am afraid so, unless you happen to be Raven in disguise.
>>9327561
>sidesteps to avoid the pets
>>9327562
I heard no such thing. Refrain from trying to start an argument.
>>9327572
That is true, but wouldn't you rather choose carefully whom to share your deepest feelings with?
>>9327564
When did Yukine's boyfriend show up?
>>9327562
>
>>9327580
Oh that was Harusame Oomori. Nobody gives a single fuck about that thing.
>>9327601
>Pets with gravitation magics.
>>9327601
>Plays recording of skele
"She has a fat ass, a literal full moon! (funny bone rattling noises)"
>>9327601
...Are there any exceptions, princess?
Ukrainian clans have their roots in late USSR, when everything went to hell and allowed some smart people to take over big industry. When USSR collapsed, there was three main clans which had the most money - Dnieper Clan, with huge metal and chemicals industry, Donetsk Clan, controlling coal whole Ukraine runs on and Kharkov clan with extensive machinebuilding industry. Years after collapse, Kharkov clan became subordinate to Donetsk, small and quite independent (yet Donetsk leaning too) Zaporozhie clan, which has big metal and engines industry, established.
>>9327598
I see the game you're playing here, and I'll take part in it. Time to kill.
>The skeleton puts on sunglasses to show off how cool/badass he is. Damn, he is badass.
>>9327601
I will slay you, evil horse! Your ilk were not made to talk.
>>9327534
>There is no where to go that wasn't already there. Along with the door, the rest of the house vanished.
>Bad Ending 2!
>Game over!
>>9327575
>>9327596
Yuck, yuck! If you see it again, you have permission to shoot it with one of those weapons you have!
>Loli mom crawls off the chair and drags it with her to the table, leaving it across from Feels as she takes a seat on it, clambering into the wooden furniture.
>The loli mom's eyes go wide as when she turns to address the man, and sees the passed out animal where the leech had landed.
O-oh, I see! Give me a moment, I need to throw the dog out! Then we'll eat!
>Loli mother crawls off the chair again, and grabs Emi by the legs, dragging her outside to the door. She opens it and pushes the body out of the house.
>>9327588
>
Gravity HOOOOO!
>>9327621
>>9327621
>>9327621
>>9327621
>>9327605
I don't have anyone else to share it with. So why not? I might as well.
>>9327616
>She sighs, and walks off, the ax appearing in her hands again.
>>9327612
No-one cares about the commies anymore Yuri you pestering chimp
>>9327612
Let's come back to politics. Our first president, universally hated by everyone - Kravchuk. He was a stupid idiot who hasn't any idea about what to do with our independance.
Then, Kuchma came. He's actually from Dnieper clan and had Yuzhmash under his control. When he became president, we were in shit by our necks, but he managed to actually do some good stuff and start reconstructing our country. But he also thought that clans can run the country. It's unknown, why he implemented that system, but around the end of 90s, clans got real ability to run the country. Kuchma was an unifier, he managed to please all clans.
What is even more important about Kuchma is his views on international politics and trade. He was in close ties in Russia, yet he cut off any attempts to influence or mistreat Ukraine and bargained for a good conditions in trade. On the other half, he was in close ties with the West and managed to get LOTS of investors in Ukraine, but he wasn't a stupid puppet and could go against it, if it would threaten Ukraine. Overall, he was really good president, getting as better outcome for Ukraine as he could.
>>9327623
Then take it from me, I'm Jesus now. You must die.
stupid dog