/ERP/ Thread The Best Death Possible Edition Previous:

*touches ur butt*

File: IMG_1815.jpg (145KB, 770x1000px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 770x1000px

>>9320170
(I have the same thing for slimes!)
(Also first for cock!)

File: 1483377200964.jpg (81KB, 500x688px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 500x688px

Kill all jews.

File: butt 8.jpg (71KB, 850x694px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 850x694px

>>9320173
(Q-Queen of Brazil? U-Uh, sorry, your majesty, please keep praising my butt!)
>>9320170
I'm Hatsune Miku and I approve of that killing method!

>sips his chocolate mi--

Hm. I think I'll have some regular white milk for once. 2%.

>>9320208
>cums on your tits again

File: tracer 1.jpg (2MB, 2958x1662px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2958x1662px

>>9320032
(If you're still up for a continuation from last night I'm still here.)

Murder is illegal and morally abhorrent

File: 1492969000842.jpg (12KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 225x225px

>>9320231
>Being a moralfag

>>9320231
Well, depends on who you're killing.

Is Trixie around to perform some magic shows tonight?

>>9320152

(W-Would you happen to be one of them?)

>>9320211
Ah 2%, the king of milk

File: Empress-Queen-27.jpg (63KB, 645x691px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 645x691px

>>9320208
(Good thing you know your manners, you noble with a round, nicely plumb butt! Even your panties fit it nicely with the colors!)

File: 9ae7ac9066a231d17cd1c3dd642943bb.jpg (496KB, 1660x995px) Image search: [Google]

496KB, 1660x995px

>>9320129
I know

>>9320131
I've been reading that anon don't want ESL posters here. So I don't know.

>>9320152
I am posting the butt

>>9320254
Just because you put "fag" in it doesn't mean it's bad. You...immoralfag

>>9320264
Actually, this is correct. Self-defence, for example.

>>9320281

Indeed.
>sluuuuuuurp
Mm. Like liquid Heaven.

>>9320231
Not murder if you do it in the line of duty

>>9320227
Sure am. Did you save it, or should I go and try and find it.

>>9320284
Don't listen to them. they're just shitposting.

File: magic trick!.jpg (553KB, 800x1600px) Image search: [Google]

553KB, 800x1600px

>>9320218
ANON, SERIOUSLY!
>Mikers weaponizes her cum soaked tiddies and uses them to attack the Anon's head!
>>9320283
(I-I even know how to change them magically, just look!)
>>9320284
(I-I meant that he meant that you should post your discord, silly.)

>>9320284
I don't care if you're ESL or not I just want to fuck that butt.

>>9320284
>I've been reading that anon don't want ESL posters here. So I don't know.
For fucks sake. It's one, maybe two guys. There's at least 15 fuckers in here most of the time, you know. Don't lump our opinions together just cuz we don't got a face.
It's rood.

>>9320312
(You were the Armory Anon correct?)

>>9320343
They're just so perfect! I can't stop blowing my load to you!

File: image.jpg (2MB, 2893x4092px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2893x4092px

>>9320208

File: card.jpg (1MB, 6021x1006px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 6021x1006px

(Card posting?)

File: Onion-chan-30.jpg (40KB, 501x595px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 501x595px

>>9320343
(How wonderful, perhaps I should get a pair like it!)

>>9320361
The one who was waiting in a station after the armory robbery, yup.

>>9320389
Somebody post it!

>>9320284
ESL posters need to go.

>>9320398
(Got it, give me a sec to get my reply in.)

>>9320434
Why don't you make a non ESL thread again, so we can watch it crash and burn

File: IMG_1896.jpg (304KB, 1600x1024px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 1600x1024px

>>9320389
(This time I won't disappear!)

File: switch!.jpg (174KB, 850x1202px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 850x1202px

>>9320387
D-Don't choke me, thank you.
>>9320379
How many loads can you blow, Anon? Let's figure that out as the night goes!
>>9320392
(Here, your Majesty, have one!)
>Miku bows down, and points at her head.

>>9320473
You should play Sonya from Kill Me Baby.

>>9320473
(How many images do you have of drill loli in a swimsuit?)

File: miku.gif (3MB, 896x673px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 896x673px

>>9320482
You should add this to the collection.

>>9320389
You up for a session or lurking?

File: Onion-chan-06.jpg (48KB, 559x734px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 559x734px

>>9320482
(Well I suppose I'll accept this as a gift.)
>she plucks the panties and looks at them, stretching them with excitement
(It even has a good feeling to it!)

>>9320491
(Ooooh what she like?)

>>9320499
(Only 1 sadly)

File: Noel 1.jpg (97KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 1280x720px

>>9320518
(In the mood to lewd. What are you interested in?)

>>9320534
(Damn, there goes my session idea)

>>9320482
Works for me!
>thrusts and grinds away against your perfect body, using you to satisfy my lust <3

>>9320556
Noel a cute!

>>9320556
(Anyone you in the mood to play, or is it anon's choice?)

File: Tracer 18.jpg (70KB, 803x994px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 803x994px

>>9320398
>Standing around in the armory only bored Tracer, she was fast acting and needed to constantly be in motion to get even the slightest form of excitement. She was easy to bore and fast to act on any of her inhibitions, instead of being out there looking for the Omnics responsible for the destruction of the city, she was stuck within the confines of a small room within an armory. The grey walls bored her, the grey table and especially the dull man she was stuck watching, her mission was not to interrogate nor to question him, it was way worse within her eyes, she was stuck babysitting. Tracer paced around the room slowly, she blew her hair up letting her bangs fly from her face, her eyes not even attempting to meet his.
Sorry love, but we're both stuck here. You're a suspect in this big kerfuffle and we need to wait for someone to come in and interrogate you.
>She spoke quickly but just slow enough for him to understand her loud and clear. She stood near him and tapped her foot repeatedly, the noise echoing off the cement walls. She was not trying to hide her boredom from him, she wanted some action and desired to be out in the front lines, but unfortunately Captain Morrison wanted her here to learn the "basics" some more.

>>9320587
DYKE!

File: Noel 10.jpg (155KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 600x338px

>>9320565
(Every ava is cute! Some more cute than others. Like Noel!)
>>9320585
(Anon's choice.)

File: panties on foot.jpg (116KB, 850x707px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 850x707px

>>9320506
Anon, that's cute as fugg! Thank you!
>>9320534
(Duhh, I had them the whole day, of course it has a good feeling!)
>>9320563
>Enjoys having an Anon humping her all night long, giggling and counting every time he blows his load!

>>9320595
That's not the Russian

File: 000.png (800KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

800KB, 1366x768px

>>9320534
She's an outwardly tough-as-nails high school assassin who isn't afraid to beat the shit out of anything that stands in her way. Who also has a smaller caring side and is scared of things like dogs and bugs. Not the most complex character, but she does come from a comedy series, so it's not really to be expected.

>>9320604
You don't know how much I need this Miku. Thank you for letting me vent on you. And in you. My balls haven't been this empty in a long time!

>>9320601
Who is the purple one, 13th from the Left side. Before the DJ.)

File: Empress-Queen-38.jpg (70KB, 773x726px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 773x726px

>>9320561
(Sad times...)

>>9320604
(So you wouldn't mind if I wear them right now?)
>she doesn't wait for an answer, as she puts the underwear down and goes on top of it, before grabbing and it pulling it back up, holding it up as it doesn't fit her due to her smol size

>>9320624
(Mmmm, sounds nice, I better get a cock after this~)

File: Poppy2.jpg (172KB, 1056x756px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 1056x756px

>>9320662
(Poppy. Naive yordle from league.)

>>9320587
>The man sitting across from her looked almost as impatient as she did by this point. In all honesty, he was tired of this place, and wanted to go home. Or...go somewhere. Do something. Anything that wasn't just wait for some police chief to come by and give him the stamp of approval. He already proved his innocence(in his eyes, anyway)! So why did he have to stay here?
>Even if this was the case, he supposed there were worse characters to get stuck spending an afternoon with. He was watching the girl pace around the room for most of her short little circuit, with little else for his gaze to follow. That and, well. She had a great ass to watch.
Yeah, yeah I know already...but I showed you guys my ID, my contract working here. Hell, I even gave you a copy of my school papers. Isn't that enough?
>He more or less whined in complaint at her argument for his interrogation. It was likely the interrogator they were waiting on was going to take at least a few more hours, too.
>Suddenly, he let out a heavy sigh, and turned his eye to Tracer, this time more directly.
Is there really nothing else to do in this dump while we wait? Comon, you've gotta be itchin' for something fun to do. Help me figure something out here.
>He asked her, as if it were a casual request. In reality, he had an idea of what he wanted to do but...well. How do you just bring that up? Maybe he could work her around to coming up with the idea on her own, he thought. He wasn't bad looking-maybe a little dull. But hell, even she must do something for fun, right?

File: butt 4 + phone.png (584KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

584KB, 800x1000px

>>9320671
(Of course n-...
>She chuckles.
It looks great on you!)
>>9320653
Miku is here for all of her fans, silly, no need to thank me~

>>9320765
>cums on those perfect tits one more time
Holy fuck Miku

File: Onion-chan-71.jpg (65KB, 794x749px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 794x749px

>>9320765
(Everything looks great on me, but I must admit you make for a much more looker than me in terms of nude bodies~)

>>9320765
>Hugs the Miku.

>>9320704
(I'm afraid I don't know much about League of Legends, is there anything in particular I should know about her going into the session?)

>>9320765
>there's a sudden squeezing of Mikubooty from behind

File: Poppy.jpg (538KB, 1280x1792px) Image search: [Google]

538KB, 1280x1792px

>>9320827
(Dumber than a sack of potatoes. Very trusting. Doesn't really know anything about sex past what a child would know. Trying to find a hero worthy of carrying the hammer she wields.)
(Not anything too difficult.)

File: miku and haku.jpg (165KB, 850x618px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 850x618px

>>9320802
>The Miku gives you a warm, big hug!
>>9320793
(Nani? You must be joking!)
>>9320782
No, this wasn't a holy fuck, Anon. It was a Miku fuck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

>>9320830
>There is a sudden sinking of a hand on the Mikubooty

>>9320884
And Miku fucks are the best!

File: Onion-chan-40.jpg (67KB, 705x730px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 705x730px

>>9320884
(I'm not joking, go on, strip for your Queen, I'll bring a mirror so you can see yourself naked.)

File: 1_3.jpg (94KB, 700x340px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 700x340px

>>9320862
>Dumber than a sack of potatoes
YOU
TAKE
THAT
BACK
SHE'S THE IRON AMBASSADOR!

File: 1479522254338.jpg (46KB, 425x795px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 425x795px

>>9320754
>Tracer stood close to the Anon, she leaned against the hard grey wall, her upper back resting up against it as she let her long legs stretch in front of him. She knew he was staring at her bubble butt and that was some excitement for her but she wanted more, hearing his request she almost immediately knew what he wanted, it's what most men wanted from her and she gave it to them every time. Lena wanted him to work for it, that was were the excitement lied awaiting for her, that and the thought of this random suspect ravaging her only made her lust for excitement. She turned away from him giving him the view he enjoyed and looked over her shoulder and giving him a smirk.
Well.......there's something, but I doubt you'd be able to help a little lady like myself.
>She was starting to get into the idea of having this man ramming her insides within this building, the entire offices around them were packed with officers and members of the Overwatch team. It was dangerous,exciting and just what she needed. Lena had the tendency to make her lovers work a little harder for her body before giving into their requests and acting on her lust.
From what I can tell, you want to try something.....exciting for the lack of better words. But you don't seem to have the proper tools for me Love.~
>She let that little insult sting, she was hitting his ego and she wanted him to react.
Maybe if you prove me wrong I'll give you a better look at my goods. I know you've been taking a good long look this entire time.

>>9320754
OWAIN

>>9320930
That is so fucking cute.

>>9320941
DYKE!

>>9320884
>The man breaks away from the warm bear hug, only to give her a quick but firm smooch on her forehead.
Thanks, Miku. You're the best!

File: Poppy10.jpg (129KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1280x720px

>>9320930
(ANON SHE BARELY KNOWS THAT 100% IS EVERYTHING THAT'S PRETTY DUMB)
(SHE'S NOT THE IRON AMBASSADOR ANYMORE EITHER SHE'S JUST THE KEEPER OF THE HAMMER!)
(A GOSH DARN SHELF CAN KEEP A HAMMER!)

>looks around at all the crazy women in the thread and hides

>>9320862
(Okay thanks! I'll think up a starter okay, or do you have one in mind?)

File: heavy breathing.jpg (203KB, 436x744px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 436x744px

>>9320912
You said it, not me!
>>9320922
(Oke, Queen!
>Not without a blush on her face, the Vocaloid quickly takes care of her clothing and stares at the Brazilian Queen.)
>>9320968
>As soon as the man stops hugging her, a pout can be seen on Miku's face, that quickly leaves it when she get kissed on her forehead.
No problem~

File: IMG_7184.jpg (169KB, 850x850px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 850x850px

>>9321055
(I'm only crazy for cock!)

>>9321055

You pansy. That means they're doms.

>>9321082
Not the Tracer.

>>9321063
When do I get to fuck Miku?

File: Poppy14.jpg (109KB, 800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 800x1200px

>>9321058
(I'm fine with whatever you think up.)

>>9321064
I'll give you my cock

>>9321064
No you're just retarded and can't hold a proper ERP. Do us a favor and learn to typefuck a bit more, please.

File: Poppy_HC_pr05.jpg (402KB, 1168x754px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 1168x754px

>>9320997
SHE'S NOT DUMB AT ALL
SHE MIGHT NOT BE THE IRON AMBASSADOR IN LORE RIGHT NOW BUT IT IS IN MY HEART
AND YOU'RE NOT THE HERO

>>9321100
(Hot!)

>>9321104
(Anything for you, cock-master~)

>>9320941
>In all honesty, the man was a little surprised at how well his plan had worked! Or at least that's what he thought it was. How was he to know his hungry gaze had not only been decoded, but also turned back on him in a game to tease him instead. As such, he was attempting to look innocent when she regarded him, despite it all. Of course, that innocence faded rather quickly when she went to turn, and present to him the object of his attentions. A round, perfectly shaped ass belonging to probably the hottest member of Overwatch he had seen. How lucky could a man get, right?
Is...uh. That so, huh?
>He snorted, trying to play off his lingering gaze on her.
No, no, I'm sure I can. You'd be surprised what I'm capable of.
>He found himself noting rather confidently. Of course, this was thrown off when she tossed such a sting his way, and he furrowed his brow.
Wh...hey, the hell is that suppose to mean?!
>He found himself defending his honor briefly, hesitating as he formulated a way to properly impress the bully in front of him.
Tch...I guess you found me out. But can you really blame me? You've been pacing back and forth for like an hour now, and there's not much else to look at. But if that's the way you wanna play it...fine.
>He turned back to face her, looking her right in the eye.
How about I show you *my* goods. You like what you see, you return the favor. That sounds fair, don't it?
>He challenged her with a surprising level of confidence for just your average civilian. He seemed prepared to do it, too-from the look on his face. An excited look-anything but bored, that was for sure.

>>9321063
>A sharp tug on his heartstrings is felt the instant he saw that adorable little face of hers contort into a pout, only to be alleviated with his peck to her forehead. Suddenly, an idea pops into his head, the beginnings of a smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth.
You know I hate it when you give me those looks of yours...will this make it any better?
>Leaning in once more, he places another kiss upon her face, this time lower. Right on the tip of her nose.

File: Poppy16.jpg (35KB, 432x528px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 432x528px

>>9321118
>She's not dumb at all
(WHAT WOULD YOU CALL AN ADULT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW IF 100% IS EVERYTHING?)
(OR NOT REALIZING THAT SHE'S THE HERO WHEN SHE CAN WIELD THE HAMMER BETTER THAN ANYONE SHE TRIES TO GIVE IT TOO?)
(POPPY IS CUTE, HAS A HEART OF GOLD AND IS TOUGHER THAN NAILS MADE OUT OF MITHRIL.)
(SHE'S ALSO DUMBER THAN TWO SHOVELS AND A CANDY NECKLACE)
(AND THAT'S OKAY)

>>9321082
But I don't want to be a sissy!

File: lewd farmer.jpg (136KB, 850x944px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 850x944px

>>9321090
>Right now (Later! I need to do something real quick.)
>>9321160
Well, may-Eeek!
>The first kiss was cute, but this Anon was kissing her on the tip of her nose! That's just too embarrasing! Her cheeks quickly turn red, and she now notices she can't look at the Anon anymore.
>>9321132
I'll give you a headpat.

>>9321241
Oh hello Ms. Spider

>>9321241
>Showers Muffet with his life savings.

>>9321254
(Sweet, but spanking me will be better! Anywho off to watch Kill me baby)

>>9321241
>anon hides his money in his shoe and exits the thread

>>9321241
I gots money for a spooder donut

>>9321240

Your loss.

>>9321055
Are you the same one who was hiding from all the cocks last night?

>>9321312
In that case I'm glad to be a loser.

>>9321254
>Despite how badly he wanted to continue, he couldn't help but hesitate upon seeing the adorable singer squirm in place at his sudden kiss, or at the deep stain of red painting her cheeks.
Miku...do you mind if I...go a little bit lower?

>>9321241
I want to violently rape Muffet

File: ji.jpg (348KB, 1171x758px) Image search: [Google]

348KB, 1171x758px

>>9321184
YOU'RE WRONG. SHE'S NOT THE HERO. SHE'S ONLY A HAMMER WIELDING YORDLE.
WHOEVER THAT HAPPENS TO BE STRONGER THAN HER AND HAVE A PURE INTENTION IS IN HEART IS GOING TO BE THE HERO.
PUPPY ISN'T THE SMARTER YORDLE BUT SHE'S NOT DUMB.

>>9321329
No, why would I hide from cocks? I'm not gay so instead of sperging out I would simple say "No, thank you." or "Nue, I am not sucking your cock, you fag."

>>9321368
Who is Puppy?

File: image.jpg (95KB, 850x607px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 850x607px

>>9321184
>>9321368
This has given me a good laugh. Thank you both.
>kissu

File: 1458077066396.png (199KB, 646x610px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 646x610px

>>9321386
POPPPYYYY
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>9321393
>Breeds with the awoo

File: Cheer's luv.jpg (317KB, 897x1495px) Image search: [Google]

317KB, 897x1495px

>>9321184
(Owain is right. She's dumb as hell but adorable none the less.)
>>9321147
Look at that, the whiny baby finally has some gusto.
>Tracer started to laugh at his courage, it was a fake and exaggerated laugh, but she still wanted to push him over the proverbial edge. Lena wanted him to dominate her and she wanted him to prove how brave he really was, they were in a Police station with countless officers on duty and the most powerful heroes around just behind these thick concrete walls. Lena walked around once more this time slowing down her steps, she bounced around slowly letting her ass jiggle up and down in view of Anon. She kept her eyes locked with his before walking behind him and playfully grabbing his crotch, she got a soft grip before letting go and letting out another faux laugh.
Show me what? That small thing won't even fit inside my derriere. But we have a deal, if it impresses me, I'll give you a look.
>Tracer winked as she leaned over on the table letting Anon get a good view of her cleavage, while out of his view she also lowered her spandex leggings teasing him as he could see a hint of her bare ass from his sight.
Come on then cowboy, pull out what little meat you have.
>She says chuckling as her hands reach her chin, she cradled her head teasing him as she gaze down at his crotch. The very little light in the grey room was just above her, the light showing her "assets" off to him clearer than he could show her, she was using this to get Anon to come closer to not only get a view but to come and finally assert his dominance.
>>9321368
(You are wrong.)

>>9321393

>scratches Awoo behind the ears

File: perfection.jpg (141KB, 738x415px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 738x415px

>>9321413
Your butt is dumb

Can people stop sperging out about shitty-ass LoL lore already? Most if not all of it was ripped out of older, better games anyway.

>>9321413
Tracers butt is a FINE piece of booty.

>>9321395
It's okay, you big dummy.
>quickly pulls your pants down in front of the whole thread

>>9321094
(Hopefully this is good)
>Anon barged into the empty bar, the night well underway as it neared midnight. His head swerved side to side as he looked for what he came here for, could the rumors be true?
A-am I too late!?
>He shouted into the dark bar as he searched for the fabled yordle, the one named Poppy. He had caught word that she was looking for warriors mighty enough to wield her hammer, and to test himself he wanted a knock at it. But the place was quiet, he feared that he could be too late.
Is anyone here?

>>9321448
Would take a bite out of that rump roast/10

File: 220px-Toadette_-_Mario_Party_10.png (48KB, 220x249px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 220x249px

Hello everyone, my name's Toadette, what's yours?

>>9321293
Don't know if you're lurking at the moment, but you should watch the dub. It's actually pretty good.

>Walks into thread, farting, rhyming and cucking Kathleen

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
Night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
Night!

File: poppy8.jpg (822KB, 1000x1200px) Image search: [Google]

822KB, 1000x1200px

>>9321368
(I'M ALMOST 100% SURE, YOU KNOW, THAT THING THAT POPPY CAN BARELY EVEN UNDERSTAND, THAT I KNOW WHO THIS IS!)
(JUST BECAUSE YOU MAIN POPPY DOESN'T MEAN THAT SHE'S GREAT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY IMAGINABLE!)
(HER ONLY DRAWBACK IS THAT SHE'S DUMB AND IS PRONE TO GETTING KITED AWAY FROM WALLS!)
(ALSO YOU USED PUPPY BECAUSE YOU KNEW THAT SHE'S CUTE BUT ALSO A BIG DUMB!)
>>9321413
(You're a smart one, Tracer.)
>>9321393
>Open mouth kissus that adorable awoo while stroking her ears.
>>9321454
>Off to the side Poppy was drinking some of her favorite hard drink after a long day, 2% milk. She seemed to be faking being tipsy as she rocked and giggled at the bar, waving her gauntlet clad-fist in the bartender's direction. Her voice climbed an octave as she pounded against the wood, speaking as harshly as the sweet blueberry girl can to the man.
"I don't care if last call was 30 minutes ago! I want more of the good stuff...Please."
>She sheepishly giggles as the bartender refills her tankard with more of the creamy fluid, taking a long sip from the cup as she hears someone enter. Spinning around in the bar stool she observes the anon with a milk mustache, flashing him a toothy grin as she eagerly pats the seat next to her.
"Hey! Over here! You look like a stalwa...Stally...Strong guy! Lets chat a little."

>>9321518
>Sprays with Roundup.

D V N O
FOUR CAPITAL LETTERS

File: 08.png (796KB, 1014x1044px) Image search: [Google]

796KB, 1014x1044px

>>9321450
>Her butt is completely bare on display for everyone in the thread before she runs away

>>9321440
>Owain
>ever not sperging out about shitty-ass LoL lore

>>9321521
(Okay!)
(Why do I have the sudden urge to suck someone off while watching this)

>>9321413
Who is this playing Tracer?

*Farts*

File: butt.gif (267KB, 399x560px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 399x560px

>>9321426
(Yes it is, BUTT men like it.~)
>Kills themself because of shit pun
>>9321448
(Here have a better look)
>
>>9321490
(Butts are not for eating, they're for fucking.)
>>9321550
(Thanks mah dude.)
>>9321598
(Would you like my card or something? I've just started using her.)

>>9321583
Because you're obsessed with cock and want it in your mouth 24/7?

>>9321413
>The man rolled his eyes a little at her remark about him-it hit him, sure, but he figured it was a game she was trying to play. Get under his skin. He wasn't about to let that happen. Besides...if this worked out, he might get a chance to do something incredible with a legend like her. That thought along had him rock hard long before he went to expose himself to her. He was plenty ready to show off.
>As she slowly began to strut towards him, he found himself a little lost at the sight, biting his lip a bit the closer she drew. The place wasn't exactly quiet-it was a busy station, after all. Right outside the door police were making rounds, and taking things to and from the offices upstairs. They trusted Tracer to keep things under control here, them and the other heroes. Surely she wouldn't lose out to a simple civilian, right?
>Her grip on his groin earned a sharp gasp out of him-mostly out of surprise, before it turned into a sharp regard for her mocking tone.
Oh haha. Aren't you a fuckin' riot sweetheart.
>He returned the tone, aware that she felt his bulge, and it was anything but small. He suspected she was lying through her teeth to get under his skin.
>That was when she went ahead and brought her showing off to the next level. He grit his teeth a little, standing not far behind her, and really took in the sight in front of him. Slowly, he pulled down the lip of his trousers so that his cock-hard beyond belief by now-would pop free, and he'd immediately capture the wild thing in a squeeze, stroking the thick shaft right behind her. Of course...it was hard for her to see like this, right? He'd have to show her better. That thought entered his mind, and with a sudden show of force, he pushed himself right up against Tracer''s plump ass, landing his hard erection between her soft buns, and rammed his hips forward, pinning her to the table as best he could.
Ngh...how's *that* for small, huh...?

>>9321615

>giggles

File: ijij.gif (1MB, 500x583px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x583px

>>9321550
YOU'RE MEAN.
YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT POPPY IS THE BEST HERO IN THE GAME
>RUNS AWAY

>>9321626
(Well yeah...)
(I want to suck one now...)

>>9321625
BUTT I would eat that ass like groceries...

>>9321647
But you can't focus on your show if you're sucking a cock!

>>9321685
(Okay fiiiiiiiiine)
(One episode then I suck cock!)

>>9321368
What is Roshan out of his cage?

>>9321625
Sure. The only thing I'd say is you could do to work a little on the dialogue, you are writing her very american when she should be spouting stereotypical british things.

>>9321554
(I keked harder than I should at this)

Why aren't there any futa on tonight?
How am I supposed to get a fat dick to fill my ass with girl cum if there are no futa?

>>9321550
>Anon gave the girl a blank look, was this Poppy? She was a yordle, no doubt about that, but she seemed a bit......'off' for someone entrusted with a powerful weapon. Threading lightly, he slowly approached her and sat down, ordering a drink for himself.
"No problem! Although...aren't you a little young to be in a place like this?"

>>9321625
>I've just started using her
>Paul hasn't been here in a few days
>Using Paul filenames

>>9321870
>Not sperging out
>Finishing sessions
>That length and quality of posts
>Overwatch character
I SERIOUSLY doubt it.

File: Card.jpg (587KB, 1600x1024px) Image search: [Google]

587KB, 1600x1024px

>>9321630
Small? Sorry sweetie I don't feel a thing there. Maybe try sticking it in?
>Tracer's request sounded less mocking but still had the same effect and seemed as if she was lampooning the size of his cock. It was indeed girthy and had such a length that she started to crave it even more, but this was his last step before finally getting what he wanted. Hell she wanted it more than he did, Tracer wanted his meat deep inside of her stirring her insides around, but she wanted him to plow her, she didn't want to work for it and wanted him to treat her like the slut she was. Tracer's face pressed against the steel table, his rough housing jerked her body and forced her face to slam into it. She loved it rough but with such force even she wasn't enjoying it, Lena looked over her shoulder once more at Anon with an exasperated look on her face.
Okay love, tone it down a bit. Lets have some fun already, no games.
>She was dead set on being fucked and tired of her own games, her eyes locking with his showing her lust even through her infuriated expression. Tracer hoped Anon got the message, she preferred to insinuate rather than be straight forward.
>>9321870
>Paul dropped his files multiple times.
(I'm using some of his pics and some of mine.)
>>9321732
(I'll try I just can't seem to get it right without sounding like an idiot.)

>>9321892
It checks out.

File: Tracer 21.jpg (14KB, 236x280px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 236x280px

>>9321657
(You can probably get the ass without spending money. Save up for a new computer instead Anon.)

>>9321883
Before Paul disappeared he finished two sessions with Anons while using an overwatch character (the new centaur robot).
If it is him, let him be. As long as they are being an active member and not disrupting the thread, I say they are welcome

File: d575086e96d3643cf88aae63e58e70e6 - Copy.png (20KB, 176x94px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 176x94px

>>9321845
Sorry, just lurking off and on until Karl shows up, or at the very least things clear up on my end.

>>9321892
It's just little things like her calling someone "cowboy", or "derriere which sounds a bit posh for Tracer. Always best to just go full ham and use stereotypes, she doesn't talk like a real person anyway so you can't really mess it up by being too silly. Your Lena is really fun though I hope you keep playing her!

>>9321962
Hope Karl is doing okay. Take care Spontz

File: Well you'll have to just live with it.jpg (63KB, 739x823px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 739x823px

Hey, hey faggots

what's up?

File: Tracer 22.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

>>9321964
(Okay got it, more outlandish with her speak. Also thank you, I'll try my best.)

>>9321962
>Excessive sweating
(Good to see you're here in spirit, Bun-bun)
>I didn't expect to summon a goddess with my plea

File: Poppy18.png (706KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

706KB, 1280x800px

>>9321866
>Poppy immediately pouts, jutting out her lip and poking a finger right in the center of the man's chest. She wanted to appear threatening but the milk mustache and occasional happy giggle that bubbled forth made it nearly impossible.
"Hey bub I'm real old! Like extra old! Like...20? 24? I lost count. Numbers are hard."
>Poppy settles back in her seat after she believes she set the record straight, using her hand not grasping the mug to tug on her collar. While the plate mail defended her it also gave peeks of her plump thighs and plush rear, pushing up the back of her armor with its size. Turning her fuchsia pools towards the male she gave him a quick once over before pointing towards the far wall of the bar, where the hammer rested.
"Well if you're interested in being THEE hero I'm going to have to test you. There's no big monster around here so I guess either we'll have to wait or find something else. Something that tests endurance! Skill! Strength!"
>Poppy stands on her seat as she says the last word, still only slightly taller than the sitting male. Her fist soon falls down to her side, peering at him as she speaks.
"Got any ideas? Not really the thinky think type of gal."

>>9321892
>Her remark spurred the man onwards in his steady grinding against the hero's plump ass. He had managed to find the perfect little valley here, and was making good use of it, as her tight clothing hugged her so nicely, and he was able to thrust right up against her. Perhaps rougher than he meant to, but the effect was the same.She was able to feel the shape, size, and texture of his cock almost perfectly, with just her own clothes blocking the sweet sensation. Every bump against her made him throb eagerly, and he found himself getting just a little lost in the feeling, biting at his lip as he looked down at her, laid out across the table. The echo of footsteps out in the hall sharpened now and then, but no one came to the door just yet. Comparatively they were quiet. For now, anyway. That was when he caught the hungry look in her eyes, and he was taken off guard for once. Was...she for real? Maybe she was really just messing around with him after all, and just wanted to taste some cock?
Huh...so you done teasing me then?
>He asked with a sort sort of laugh, as he pulled back-letting her get a lot more comfortable for him, as he went to tug and pull down her bottoms until that big, juicy bubble butt was finally free for him to see himself...and immediately slapped his hard cock against each plump cheek, spreading her cheeks a little and toying with her backdoor with his thumb, while stroking his cock with the other hand.
This is...*way* more fun than just waiting around...hey. I want to stick it inside here. You don't mind, right? You're a pretty big slut who loves cock, aren't you?
>He said with no real hint of malice. More just a teasing tone, as he lowered the thing to prod at her backdoor, testing his theory, and slowly stretching her around his fat crown.

>>9322008
My dick after seeing you.

File: her breast is malicious.png (306KB, 536x572px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 536x572px

>test

>>9322035
>Numbers are hard
GODDAMNIT.
SHE MIGHT BE DUMB BUT SHE'S NOT ILLITERATE

>>9322070
>Kissus

>>9322070
>It's a strange Ava, sir, but it checks out

File: 60aa4a804884ba99bf703da438851c544.png (390KB, 726x794px) Image search: [Google]

390KB, 726x794px

>>9321986
I hope so too. He looked pretty distraught last time.

>>9322032
Oh please, anon, no need to get all worked up because of little old me, you know.
>She gives the anon a generous hug before going back to her lurking hole

>>9322076
I'LL GIVE IT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!
THAT'S EVERYTHING, RIGHT?
>POPPY IS THIS BAD AT NUMBERS

File: 96fdd1a3bb67ef6495ad8ddd9bd07260.png (726KB, 729x1032px) Image search: [Google]

726KB, 729x1032px

>>9322104
>Offers cuddles and carrots to bunbun

>>9322104
You are the reason I wish I liked futas, you know.
God damn it penis. Work!

File: poppy_wallpaper_sketch_by_nestkeeper-d61a6yy.jpg (119KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 1024x768px

>>9322122
AAAAAAHRHRGAHGAHSRG
>autistic screeching

>>9322104
>Headpats the bun before she returns to lurking.
See you around then sponts.

File: A Card.jpg (912KB, 1600x1024px) Image search: [Google]

912KB, 1600x1024px

>>9320389
Weekend seems a little slow, but I can throw in my card and take a few.

>>9321948
I don't. Fuck Paul, and any attempts he makes at taking back what he's done.

>>9322122
>Riot took a strong character and made her into a drooling anime-wide eyed retard to cater to the waifufags
You can't make this up

File: kjmdm.jpg (110KB, 832x960px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 832x960px

>>9322207
This is why I still think Poppy is the iron ambassador in my heart

>>9322015
Yeah didn't mean to imply you were doing a bad job it's just the little things like how a character speaks can somethings pull you out when they are known to be very distinctive.

>>9322188
>Daidouji
if I didn't beat my dick into submission this week, I'd ask for her.

>>9322188
>Runs down the like and motorboats each and every pair of titties.

>>9322222
Better not be those fucking pedophiles.

File: 0547f8f4fec865b1fe9909a0858c2ec0.png (1MB, 745x1000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 745x1000px

>>9322126
>Eats the cuddles and hugs the carrots, or something like that.

>>9322127
Now now, there's no reason to try and force yourself to like something. If it doesn't tickle your fancy, then it just doesn't and that's that. Different strokes for different folks, after all.

>>9322169
>She likes this
See ya!

And if you happen to see Karl, could you tell him I'm looking for him? Thanks~

>>9322188

Hey, happy weekend Kat.

>>9322035
>Anon laughs a little at her antics, for a warrior she was quite the comedic act. He gulped down his beverage before thinking about her question.
"Well, I come from a village known for its ability to produce warriors, so I know a few things we can do."
>Before he listed some of the trails though, his eyes brought his attention to the yordle's body. It was well known that what yordles lacked in height, they made up for in the curvy form. The one before him here no exception to the rule. He did come all the way here to take the test, might as well have some fun.
"There's a trail that young men must go through in my village before they can be called a proper man. It tests all of the factors you just named, so I think it might be well-suited for the occasion."

>>9322301
I know, I know...
B-But I want to!

File: 0e36fe31d6d762fbba29eabe75b57b1f.jpg (1MB, 1060x1339px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1060x1339px

>>9322301
>Snuggles the big bun butt
How you doing sunshine?

File: Tracer 14.jpg (27KB, 708x399px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 708x399px

>>9322047
(I just have to say that you are amazing, your writing is great.)
>Lena felt the slight pressure growing against her back entrance, she felt his wide crown teasing her asshole. Her expression changed back to her usual vivacious one showing her bubbly attitude as he continued to test the waters. She opened her mouth slowly letting him wait before finally answering his question.
Just stick it i my arse already, you don't want to keep me waiting do you?
>She asked pretending as if this was an everyday conversation, for all Anon knew it could've been one. Tracer had the tendency to live her life as fast as she moved so maybe she was as big a slut as he said, she was, and hoped he finally realized it with her next action. Without missing a heartbeat Lena jerked her hips down onto his rod, her thick ass hitting his hips letting out a loud clap as the skin collided. Her hands now closed into a fist as she regretted this decision for a brief second, the wide shaft alone was hard to force deep into her asshole but she somehow managed. Her walls tightening against his shaft as she stopped herself from moving any further.
Blooody Hell!
>She shouted as she took it all in, the force alone nearly made her cum. Tracer looked over at Anon while covering her mouth trying not to get heard, hoping that he got the idea. There were still countless people outside, and even a couple of officers outside the door behind him. The officers outside heard something but decided to ignore it, Tracer hoped deep down they would come in, the thrill of being caught would be her eventual downfall if Anon continued to ravage her poor asshole. Once he took control she wouldn't be able to hold back from screaming.
(Sorry for taking so long, IRL stuff.)

File: 1453053445098.jpg (114KB, 800x1131px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 800x1131px

>>9322277
>Many bountiful valleys of ample cleavage grace you, the soft orbs bouncing into your face before you get the everloving shit kicked out of you by each one. But it was worth, especially for a wielder of tripdubs
>>9322275
>(When your spent but one of your favorites comes on)
(I know this feeling as well, hope I can help you take care of that a better time then.)
>>9322309
You call this a happy weekend? All I see are some flat chicks and boys running around, the only fat pair I've seen all night is on some bunny with a dick the size of my forearm. I mean they are a pretty nice pair but......I dunno that kinda just screams Yoma or somethan.

>>9322346

Sometimes you just have to focus on whats above the waist and pretend that the, ah, downstairs plumbing is whatever you want it to be. Like that Poison girl from Final Fight.
>offers her a glass of milk
Drink?

>breaks own neck with your arms
heh

File: Fuck your milk.jpg (48KB, 517x388px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 517x388px

>>9322404

File: 53359693_p2.png (111KB, 459x357px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 459x357px

>>9320170
>That 18 pic

>>9322450

>cries

>>9322455
Is that you, Papa Bones? When did you get so cute?

>>9322499
Bonesy has always been cute.

>>9322332
(Ha, wow, really? Thank you so much. I really like yours, as well, it's a real treat.)
>The man seemed to be savoring this taste of entry at the same time he was frustrated by it. The warmth of her tight little ring sucking his head in, yet not quite allowed to push it all inside made him tremble with delight. His dick was swollen to max size by now, and he was doing his best to work that fat cock inside Lena's tight ass.
Huff...you're that hungry for dick, then...?
>He groaned softly, and before he could continue that thought, his mind was numbed with the sudden, intense pressure of Lena's ass colliding with his groin-and more importantly swallowing his fat prick in almost one go!
H-Holy fuck! How'd you...
>He said perhaps louder than he intended, lowering his voice to avoid drawing the cops outside in on the two of them. Even if she was a huge buttslut, he didn't think it'd look to good for him ramming the ass of one of the cities biggest heroes. Still, that thought thrilled him-and the way her tight, clinging ass wrapped itself so perfectly around his prick made him groan audibly against his will. He...wanted to stay quiet. But it was way too goddamn hard to. He wanted her to scream...he wanted to make Tracer scream like a dirty slut.
Gh...you're over eager as fuck, huh...?
>He panted sharply, and slowly began to slide back, his prick nearly sliding all the way out of her tight hole, his glans stretching her hot ring apart, before he gave a low needy sigh, and rut himself deep inside her again but this time with his own fervor, smacking her ass against his groin, as he pressed his chest into her back, and greedily started to pump his hard prick in and out of her tight ass hole, balls smacking against her jiggly rear now. If them moaning didn't attract attention from outside, the lewd fucking noises might, that was for sure.


(No problem, take your time.)

File: d313afcb24d7d080028c31b51b43aa67.jpg (668KB, 787x1000px) Image search: [Google]

668KB, 787x1000px

>>9322404
E....Eh no, not really. But if you're talking tits are nice I'm gonna have to agree with you by default there, it can't be argued.
>Kat shrugged like the passive pervert she was to those musings and gladly took the glass out of the anon's hands.
Thanks man! Not many people just serve milk anymore, but that's lame. I mean it's so good for your growth, I drank lotsa milk as a girl and now look at me! Nice and big! Could kick through a wall with bones this strong!
>She takes the glass and starts chugging it down, already growing half empty after a few good gulps.
>>9322450
........
>The ninja girl tries her best to imagine that never happened unless she needs to Dragon Kick someone's ass into the Milky Way.

>>9322532

Its okay, people have been knocking my milk over alot lately.

So speaking of Final Fight, you a gamer Kat?

File: Poppy19.jpg (7KB, 191x263px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 191x263px

>>9322316
>Poppy gazes wide eyed at the man's description of the trial, practically vibrating in excitement with a critical lack of understanding clear on her face. She takes advantage of the man's lowered height to jump up and land on his shoulders, each curvaceous thigh sandwiching his face between the warm of her tights. Placing her hands on top of his head she begins to bounce like she's riding a horse, having the unintended effect of grinding her crotch against the back of the man's neck.
"Then lets get moving! We're burning daylight! Nightlight? Some kind of light that shouldn't be burned!"
>Poppy's breasts also rest on top of the man's head, underboob spilling out past her armor and reminding him of the voluptuous body that the yordle possess.

>>9322522
(Sorry about this again, I need to hop off for an hour or two. Will you be on later? I'll for sure be back on.)

>>9322607
(No problem, I understand real stuff happens.
And yeah I should be on all night, I'd love to continue. Take your time.)

File: 1453152831242.jpg (316KB, 800x1132px) Image search: [Google]

316KB, 800x1132px

>>9322557
Video games? You mean like those real ones in the arcades or those ones a bunch of weird horny boys buy just so they can masturbate to a bunch of bimbo anime girls. I mean could you even imagine some girl with a pair each bigger than her skull not even walking outside with a shirt and skirt? But yeah I like to wind down with that kinda thing, what are we talking here. Like the real ones or the ones Murasaki pretends we don't know about?

>>9322623
(Thank you so much. I'll save your last post just in case there's a new thread. See you in a few.)

File: Tigerpiesbuy1getone100percentoff.jpg (144KB, 730x513px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 730x513px

>The bizarre request bewildered the stout Tigress, momentarily leaving the bushy eyed woman speechless, but as a mother at heart she would do anything for them even if it meant placing her hardly stellar frame on display. She refused to show it, her muzzle pulled back into a gentle smile, but it was a distressing request the stripped feline was asked of to place the fuzzy bosoms on a rack like a pair of pies left to cool on a window sill.

Dear I understand wanting to raise money for your school's Mother's Day event, but couldn't mama bake you a few things? And must we need to test out the "merchandise"?

(If this is too bad a starter let me know. We can work something fun out. Happy Mother's Day ERP!)

File: 2057ae7fbac85ee9c4fad8202aea4aed.png (335KB, 495x700px) Image search: [Google]

335KB, 495x700px

>>9322499
Cute?
Bitch I am adorable.

>>9322638
(No problem at all, and thanks. See ya later.)

>>9322631

>he paused to ponder how meta she just had gotten, then shrugged it off
Any kind, really. Nothing I like more than a good beat-em up, pulling off a combo and sending three identical looking thugs flying across the screen.

>>9322560
>He was almost knocked over at her sudden mounting of his shoulders, she weighed a bit more than she looked. However, with the soft cushions of her thighs on either side of his head and her breasts resting on his head, he could say that all her fat went to the right places.
"Okay, okay. We'll be o our way then!"
>He paid for their drinks and placed one of his hands on her thigh to keep her in place, also using the moment to cop a feel of her. Before we could get carried away with his thoughts of ravishing the yordle, he stopped in his tracks.
"Are we just gonna leave the hammer here?"

>>9322664
Yes mom, we need to test out the merchandise. What if people don't like it? You may be sexy but you're boobs are too big.
>Anon says as he examines her large bust, her beautiful body had him hard but having her this open had his bulge just protruding out of his pants.
Okay mom now show me how you'd attract customers.

File: image.png (953B, 18x18px) Image search: [Google]

953B, 18x18px

>>9322672
Arguable.

>>9322664
>In the middle of her saying so, a man makes his way past her, turning to see the beautiful 'pies' on display, and gawks for a short moment.
My...this is quite a lucky day for me, isn't it. Such a delicious looking chest, and it even allows free samples! Don't mind if I do...
>He is already closing in, despite any form or protest, and went to take one of her 'pastries' in hand, squeezing the plump flesh and kneading it like he were really testing to see how ripe it was.

(Indeed, happy mothers day.)

File: a75.png (138KB, 251x234px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 251x234px

>>9322684
Oh hell yeah that sounds awesome! What you got, Final Fight, Streets of Rage, Double Dragon, Castle Crashers, TMNT,.....
>Katsu gets excited at playing a game with someone else for once, leaning forward with an excited face and her hands pumping in approval. She lists off some off the classic beat em ups/musou other than the one that would cause an obvious logical paradox until he would eventually interrupt her with the right answer.

>>9322801
>Steps into the shower with her.

>>9322346
I hope so too. I've got a feeling your Daidouji is legit.

>>9322664
(Tiger milk on the menu or is that not this milf's thing? Either way nice Mother's Day pick-up)

>>9322801
>Kissus the Kurisu

>>9322837
She certainly is. My spinal cord was nearly severed after she threw me against a cliff and fucked me till my pelvis nearly shattered.

File: 59087634_p0.jpg (158KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 768x1024px

>>9322733
Why do you try to hurt me so?

>>9322864
I can confirm this, I was in a cabin watching this. She then shattered a rock into a million pieces and it read "Not everything is a reference"

>>9322664
But mom, everyone will be baking pies, cakes, and cookies. You know the student that raises the most money this year gets recommend for additional scholarships.
>The scholarship part was true, but Anon would do anything to get a chance at his mother's magnificent breasts
Now we need to practice so you won't be so nervous at the fundraiser.
>Anon places a hand on each breast and begins to knead the soft flesh

File: image.jpg (300KB, 850x708px) Image search: [Google]

300KB, 850x708px

>>9322869
Because I lost my folders and I'm kind of butthurt about it.

File: Paracelsus bueno.jpg (21KB, 375x349px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 375x349px

>>9322864
>>9322876
fuck

>>9322788

Lets go with Streets of Rage.

Thats my favorite, since none of the others let you play as a boxing kangaroo.
>he pops it in the Genesis and hands her a controller

>>9322891
Who are you?

>>9322869
>That face
>Those breasts
Now my brain and dick are at war, I hope you're proud of yourself

File: smolder bored.jpg (11KB, 221x203px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 221x203px

Can't sleep...

File: 1479061205001.jpg (116KB, 500x279px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 500x279px

/ERP/, WHERE'S MY NIGGA ZORO?

File: Poppy20.jpg (1MB, 1637x1158px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1637x1158px

>>9322704
>Poppy gazes down at the anon like he just grew second head, letting out a small giggle as her thighs clench around his neck. Gesturing towards the mighty hammer she begins to speak, all while she admires the perfect craftsmanship of the weapon. The long shaft stretches to a bit longer than she is tall, and the head seems to be as big as her torso.
"Course not! You're gonna pick it up! Don't worry, that's the easy part. It's only like 20 pounds...40? There might have been another zero..."
>She shrugs her shoulders and waits with stars in her eyes, believing the man she's currently riding on is the hero. Deciding to be extra nice to him she hops off his shoulders, nearly cracking the floor as she lands. Picking up the giant weapon she begins to head up the stairs, unintentionally giving the man a view of her constantly wobbling rear.
"Come on! My room is up here. We should have a ton of space so you can show me this trial thing."

File: image.jpg (138KB, 850x835px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 850x835px

>>9322919
No one of importance. Also brb killing myself real quick

>>9322931
Check >>/y/
They might have a OP thread up

>>9322927
>Picks up the smol dragon and flops her over on his shoulder, then carries her all the way to a bed and tosses her on top of it.
Maybe you just need to get a bit more comfy first.

>>9320556
>>9320601
>tfw no Noel to teach how to [spoiler]cook[/spoiler]

File: 1453095924756.jpg (97KB, 640x800px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 640x800px

>>9322917
Yeah, the novelty of the series is really fun, that and just beating the crap out of faceless goons is pretty fun. Reminds me of work sometimes.
>Katsu gladly picks up the P2 from his hands as his guest, not wasting much time and simply locking herself in as Axel to just start kicking some ass. She takes a seat on the couch nearby, slumping on it comfortable and lazy as her curvy young body sinks into the cushions.
Come on start us up already!

File: smolder grump.jpg (18KB, 260x274px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 260x274px

>>9322968
>Pomf!s onto the bed, bouncing off the mattress with a squeak.
Uwah, what do you mean more comfy, anon?

File: f415784f87a4da6e3740c179dc252d4c.jpg (331KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 1000x800px

>>9322931
Wish I kn--I meeaannn, who the fuck cares about that sad sack? Not me, not sirrr.

>>9323010
>Kissus the lizard woman.
You're so adorable. I bet you're a fearsome monster aren't you?
>Anon was patronizing the adorable dragon, she was so adorable but definitely not a threat.

File: tumblr_ndqaaxhQHr1suivyno1_1280.jpg (502KB, 1010x1010px) Image search: [Google]

502KB, 1010x1010px

>>9322731

"Too Big"? Y-young man I assure you they are fit for your mothers stature!

>She hadn't expected him to call her out on the ripe pair of udders splayed over the table but to push as far as commenting on her attractiveness? It was hard to read her initial emotions but the crimson stripe, striking when placed over the snowwhite muzzle, made it clear just how out of her element the Tigress was.

Of course. Just like we went over...

>Standing from the table her hands sloppily caressing her curves and gently squeeze the protruding rolls before applying her paw pads to the ample set of tits drooping off of her chest. The crimson mark grew deeper before in a huff she sat back down unable to hold herself up any longer under the perverted gaze of her boy.

>>9322767

A very lucky day!

>A surprisingly cheery response erupts from her muzzle. The Amazon like cat scooches forward in her chair, the chair screeching and bending under the voluptuous motherly body, allowing him to partake in the furry cakes on display. She tries to hold a straight face through it, as his hands dip into the fatty sacks, but it wouldn't be long until she has to pull herself back a bit from his grasp.

S-sorry! Ticklish...please sir, you may continue.

>>9322840

(I'm not sure anon. I think it would be fun personally. Thank you as well!)

>>9322880

>The fur bends to his will as she squirms in the chair. She tugs at her bottom lip as he runs his digits through the plump mounds without batting an eyelash. It was his mother after all, the caregiver that looked after him day in and day out, yet she looked upon her son with such confusion as he giddily played with the squishy lumps.

How much-how much practice did we need, son? T-they..sssh...know what they're doing.

>>9322927
You know I have just the thing
>Reaches into his bag of holding and pulls out a piece of white cloth
Wait, this isn't right. Hey can you tell me if this smells like chloroform?

>>9323010
>Pomf!s
http://hentai2read.com/the_light_of_manor/1/

>>9323010
I mean more comfy, like so.
>Anon pounces on top of the bed landing right next to the dragon, the two bouncing from the force of his impact. With her so close to him, he snakes an arm under body and pulls her into a warm embrace, the tugs the blanket over their bodies.
There. Feeling comfier now?

>>9323008

>he tries not to notice as her shapely form is so close to him
>she's just a friend, he has to keep reminding himself
So, um, lets see if we can handle Normal, since Sega screwed us over and made that the Japanese version of Hard...

>>9323061
*then
Curse this fault N key

File: smolder ree.jpg (17KB, 182x187px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 182x187px

>>9323043
I-I'm a super fearsome lizard, yes!
>Smolder pouts as she's kissu'd, furrowing her brow to look as tough and grumpy as possible. Huffing out of her nose, a tiny puff of smoke wafts into the air, the crisp scent of fire filling the air like incense.

File: 0.jpg (31KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 480x360px

>>9322801
Actual human trash. How have you not fucking killed yourself yet?

>>9323046
Is this Kibbles? FP? Someone else? Lovely tiger tits either way.

>>9323046
>He seems a bit surprised at the happy reply he got out of the sweet tigress, his hands on her plump cakes kneading and falling into the soft fluffy shapes, only stopping at her slight hesitation.
Oh don't worry, I'll be gentle that helps out, miss.
>He smiles, giving her heavy chest another, firm squeeze-this time bringing her nipples between his fingers and tugging just a little harder, before he sighs, sitting up from that, and undoing his pants, until his erection pops free of his pants, and stands on end right in front of her where she's laid out.
I'm sold! How much for me to do what I want with someone as delicious as you, miss? I'll pay any price!

File: aff0e03e9966524abe264105e565f5e3.png (244KB, 720x900px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 720x900px

>>9323106

(You're correct, anon it is Kibbles. Thank you for the kind words, from everyone who replied actually. Warms my heart to make others happy.)

>>9323046
Well too big for others tastes. I like them but older men like smaller breasts.
>Anon sighed as he walked behind his mother and hugged her, thanking her for trying. Unfortunately for him he had an erection, the thick member pressing against her thick ass, his pants the only fabric between her and his erection. Anon softly groped her buxom breasts as he pressed his body against her soft fur.
Thank you Mom, for all the help. I love you so much.
>Anon said complimenting her as he planted a tender kiss on his mothers cheek, his hands still on her breasts and his erect cock now at full mast resting on her lower back.

File: smolder smile.jpg (26KB, 375x531px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 375x531px

>>9323048
Nice try anon, but I can smell that from here! Dragons have a very good sense of smell, you know.

>>9323061
>Feeling much comfier, Smolder's ears perk up a little bit from how warm and snug she was under the covers. Mostly the warmth came from anon's body, fueling her own burning heat which may have been a tad too uncomfortable for anon... But Smolder was too busy getting nice and cozy, wiggling into the perfect position for snoozing.

File: 1466239166537.jpg (394KB, 661x919px) Image search: [Google]

394KB, 661x919px

>>9323063
You know I still don't get why they do that, it's just so weird that those guys made the games that bullcrap sometimes. Hell I remember trying to grind through Comix Zone and BattleToads, man now that was a challenge!
>She briefly reminisces of games back when they had to be hard enough to dodge the rental bin as they sat together. She just pushes start and jumps them in the game, navigating around and practicing the old button commands on the first level to jog her old skills.
Just as good as I remembered! You gonna pull your own weight sometime slowpoke?

>>9323102
Well, I hope you don't eat me up.~
>He smiled at her as he picked her up and hugged her, his body pressing against her tiny frame as he embraced the cute petite lizard. Anon pecked at her with more Kissus as he continued to show the cutie more affection.

>>9323046
(Eh, If you're not feeling it then no pressure. You look busy as is too, just keep up the good stuff then!)

>>9323149
Is this the same Smolder in the Discord

>>9323155

Battletoads still gives me nightmares thinking of the Snake Pit.
>as Roo he starts wiping out a few thugs, the scores almost equal
Ah, there we go. Back in the swing of things.

File: smolder angery.png (90KB, 540x645px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 540x645px

>>9323176
Yes.

>>9323172
>Crossing her arms over her chest, the shortstack dragon fumed silently in the anon's arms. She'd never admit it, but it felt a little bit nice to be hugged and smooched so copiously...

>>9323149
>Unused to this amount of heat, Anon's body quickly begins to sweat, and within minutes, his shirt is drenched with his own perspiration. The way his clothes cling onto his form makes him feel to uncomfortable, even if the smol dragon is plenty soft to hug. He parts from her little arms for just a moment, and under the veil of the blanket, he peels off his shirt and drops it from the side of the bed, the resumes hugging the dragon.

>>9323218
Why did you leave?

File: Noel 25.png (205KB, 464x504px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 464x504px

>>9322993
(Be careful anon your tastebuds may not survive the encounter.)

>>9323046
But momma, it's to make sure you're ready for anything that some of these perverts might try.
>Her son's thumbs begin to trace around her areolas, before focusing on the barbell piercings that adorned each erect nipple.
I mean what if somebody got fixated on these lewd piercings you have. I guessing no one at the school has ever seen these.
>His thumbs flick at each nipple

>>9323218
>Anon planted one final kiss on her before noticing the cute dragon crossing her arms.
Oh, I'm sorry I got carried away princess.
>Anon chuckled as he put her down and stopped his affection, he patted her head softly
If you didn't want me to do that you should've said so. I'm sorry for being a bother princess.

>>9323239
That's why you teach her how to do it properly, so your tastebuds will survive. You'll need them later, after all.

File: 1466241242330.jpg (99KB, 640x800px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 640x800px

>>9323208
>He wasn't lying about that, as they kept going across the screen to tear some thugs a new one they kept pretty even in score, kat occasionally nudging him with her shoulder as she passes his score. She was competitive but playfully so, keeping her presses consise and without mashing as they combo'd enemies around up to the bosses.
Oh yeah, the platforming was great but super exacting. But man it was so worth it, I mean do you see that pair the Dark Queen is packing? Man why doesn't she have some more art or love that gal's got some tits on her, curves are great too.

File: AnnualBunLady.png (88KB, 337x654px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 337x654px

>Starts looking for egg creme

>>9323239
Owain were you rping with the tracer from earlier?
Seemed like your writing.

>>9322936
"P-pick it up...."
>He had to admit that when she said that, he was a little afraid. He had heard many tales of great men being unable to even tip the hammer, so it was a little intimidating. He gulped as he approached the hammer, only to nearly tip over as Poppy leaps from her perch on his shoulders.
"What the-!"
>He regained his footing, looking up just in time to get an eyeful of that wonderfully plump behind of hers, his manhood already beginning to react from the sight. He rushed up behind her and into the room, shutting the door for privacy. He turned to her and began his plan.
"Okay, let's start the trail! First thing we must do is strip down, this is to uhh........keep tradition"
>He began to disrobe, pulling his leather armor off as he snuck a peek at the yordle, waiting to see her reaction.

File: Noel 9.jpg (322KB, 600x840px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 600x840px

>>9323287
(Nope.)
>>9323276
(Of course! But there has to be a few mistakes before the final product is good anon. You may be overestimating Noel's cooking expertise.)

>>9323285
You just missed Sponty.

File: 1478361860445.png (2MB, 1280x1810px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x1810px

>>9322891
I'm sorry for your loss...
>>9322922
What's there to be confused about? Ya know what ya like, And yes, I am proud of myself.

>>9323285
Well cute bunny. If you have the eggs I have the cream

Are /erp/, /ntr/, /ftt/ and /joi/ the Four Heavenly Kings of /trash/?

>>9323285
That's one stacked bun

>>9323285
>cremes your "egg"

>>9323287
No, that was me, anon.

And it's not the first time I was accused of being Owain. But I assure you, I am not.

>>9323336
>/joi/
>/ntr/
Hi Chat.

File: smolder tail rub.png (54KB, 500x446px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 500x446px

>>9323225
Whoa, geez... You don't have to get naked to sleep, right?
>Ignorant to the amount of sweat anon was producing, Smolder averted her eyes from the anon's half-nude form. Her eyes were a little droopy; she'd almost fallen asleep with him, but the motions he made to take his shirt off woke her up again. Without any layer of clothing on, Smolder could feel the soft rhythm of his heart against her body, making her curiously trail a hand along his chest.

>>9323258
Hmph! That's what I thought, you... You big stupid human! You'd better apologize, before I burn you alive!
>The only thing burning right about now was Smolder's cheeks, the dark blue scales glowing a lighter shade from all the teasing.

>>9323238
Felt like it.

>>9323310
Nobody gets it right the first time, you have to keep trying. Nobody ever got anywhere by just giving up.

Any busty bitches interested in bullying a poorly endowed anon?

>>9323333
Well SOMEBODY needs to take responsibility for this erection
(Nice quads BTW)

>>9323277

Hell yeah, she can boss me around any day.
>he felt much more relaxed now as the first boss showed up
>they took him down in record time

Shh... Soft & Wet.

File: 1464755849751.jpg (59KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 640x960px

>>9323353
Such is the life. Isn't it, my kindred spirit?

What's ERP listening to?

File: tumblr_n8d95itYPQ1s029pvo1_1280.png (690KB, 1200x1302px) Image search: [Google]

690KB, 1200x1302px

>>9323120

You..nnf, did no wrong by me. This was my child's idea after-all.How could I say no to him or helping out his school?

>It was rougher then she had anticpated, her fang finding her bottom lip for a nasty bite as the sensitive teats are jostled around in his palm and tugged mercilessly. It didn't seem purposeful at first but for the brief respite he gave her he quickly undid his pants and placed his hardening prick mere inches form her grasp.

Fifty..dollars...

>There was a seed of regret forming in the tone of her voice but she would brush it off and take his aching cock into the gentle caress of her paws jerking the throbbing rod to its full peak.

>>9323146

I had no clue, mmph...t-they enjoyed smaller chest. Y-you kids always seem to know everything these days.

>The hug too was unexpected, nut not unwelcome as she reached behind her to embrace the Tigress's kin. The feeling of him sinking into the silky embrace of her body made her face burn with a slightly different embarrassment.

I love you too dear...

>She couldn't ignore any longer the pained erection aimed at her lower back. His kisses, sweet in nature, hid a neediness behind them that only amplified the sensation she too had suddenly brewing in her nethers. Swallowing back this fear she gradually moved her hand down his body until finding the protruding buldge nestled against her. Taking it between her fingers she slowly began to stroke it, teasing the bulge with an affirmative squeeze.

What...what do you really want?

>>9323174

(Thank you anon! No worries as she is a permanent character if people really love Buxbi.)

>>9323389
I suppose so. I'm not really bothered by it, more just find it funny.
I think my count is up to 5, so far. What've you got on your belt?

File: 073b59f23ec1a1317030761dfb44b7a0.png (215KB, 258x325px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 258x325px

>>9323397
https://youtu.be/rvdYly4A5W0

File: tumblr_n7pxv0xE5Z1tp6koco1_1280.png (331KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 1000x1000px

>>9323241

>Corned by his malicious teasing and oddly attuned fingers that seemed to pinpoint her weak spots, the Amazon like mother could only squeak in response. Anytime she would try to speak back she could only vocalize this odd seductive sigh. A trickle of some deviant delight formed along the short hairs of her thighs and it wasn't long until she had to clasp her furry wrist over her muzzle to quiet the stemming tide of aroused noises down.

E-nough..puh-lease~...

File: 011c69c0cdf67905b722b827e607dbad.png (370KB, 500x800px) Image search: [Google]

370KB, 500x800px

>>9323375
Someone said they needed some swelling looked at?

File: Always watching jojo.png (112KB, 428x170px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 428x170px

>>9323387

>>9323397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV5m7KvWUj0

>>9323397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkNt8_aMcXk

>>9323361
Stupid? That hurt my feelings. I'll leave you then, I guess you don't want anymore hugs or kisses.
>Anon pretended to be sad but knew how much she loved his affection, her cheeks gave away her true emotions and he knew she loved it from her cute blushing.
Maybe I should give my kisses to a bigger scarier dragon.

File: 1493403047535.png (1MB, 772x789px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 772x789px

>>9323403
In more ways than one, it seems. Probably around five or six too. I'd feel the same if it didn't also unintentionally start some things.

File: kenny8.jpg (24KB, 366x400px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 366x400px

>>9323397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RHFFeQ2tu4

>>9323397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaURWN7LKeU

File: nigga.png (46KB, 520x390px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 520x390px

>>9323420

>>9323447

>hugs Kenny

>>9323400
Aha, so you're being a good mother and helping out your sons in need? How very sweet of you, miss. It warms my heart to see such a good and dedicated mother.
>He offers in what sounds like a very genuine and sweet voice, but the crudeness of him presenting his cock to her can't be denied, and it shows further the sort of pervert he was when her merely taking hold of it makes it throb happily, and perking right up.
Oof...50, huh? That's a steal! I'll take it. I'll only take a moment of your time, then...
>He grinned, reaching for his wallet and digging out the cash, while she was forced to deal with his throbbing meat, still probing against her face. Finally, he'd fish it out, and place it on the table next to where her cooling pies were.

File: 1488034729038.jpg (157KB, 370x500px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 370x500px

>>9323397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7NSUFDHFgg

And with that, goodnight

File: 0fd2ee2d00cc9816d5d20c1bddf48aa7.jpg (100KB, 800x1050px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 800x1050px

>>9323380
Eh, why be some lapdog, she's evil just smack her up and get the spoils later, why not?
>Katsu says in an equal description of how she handles a few of the less lucky shinobi she's fought in the past as they mow down a boss in game. She was actually greatly enjoying having a partner of such equal skill, leaning over until their shoulders were touching, her long blonde hair running down his side as they marched on in-game wrecking some thugs.

>>9323412

> Anon nods eagerly, leaning closer to the sensual nurse like a little horny pup "i'm needing a check up!"

>>9323397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipq9HvuUJqQ

>>9323484
Night Pops.

>>9323442
That's why I usually don't reply to the accusation. Especially in the middle of it.
Usually anyway. Good on you brave soldier, carry on that torch with me.

File: DMG-BITES-ZA-DUSTO-2.gif (3MB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 400x400px

>>9323454

>>9323361
Sorry, but your body is way too warm for me! I need to take off at least this much for me to cool down.
>Despite what he says, Anon can feel his legs beginning to sweat, but he forces himself to endure for as long as he could, trying to help the smol dragon sleep. His focus soon shifts when her small hand slides across his toned chest, his sweat being smeared by her palm.
Doesn't seem like you mind at all though. Maybe I should really be naked then.
>And without another word, starts to undo his jeans then kick them off his legs, unable to withstand the heat any longer.
Ah~ Much better.

>>9323442
Fatchouli?

>>9323400
I know that, but just know I enjoy your.....
>He stopped mid sentence feeling her soft paw tugging at his cock, Anon let out a little yelp at the sudden stimulation. He looked into his mothers eyes, his jaw hanging down as the sudden pleasure kept coming.
Y-you......I want you.
>He said as he immediately planted a kiss on his mothers delicate lips, it was more than a loving family kiss, it was full of lust and desire as he pulled her in and moved his tongue down her throat swapping his saliva with hers as he kissed her. Anon, pulled away almost immediately letting the saliva trail between them snap, he smiled as he awaited a response from his nude mother. He hoped he wasn't getting mixed signals

>>9323361
>Felt like it.
And now you suddenly show up here even after you've long fallen into Owains harem

File: ⭐.png (277KB, 336x572px) Image search: [Google]

277KB, 336x572px

⭐

File: never talk to me again.png (59KB, 500x464px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 500x464px

>>9323513

File: w-what.png (1MB, 1314x1122px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1314x1122px

>>9323447
My boy Kenny coming in with the god tier taste

>>9323525
>Someone being this much of a creep
dude stop that shit, you just seem like a fucking stalker.

>>9323489

>the smell of her hair, mixed with how soft it was, temporarily distracted him as the next level started, but he quickly shook it off
>or tried to, anyway
>she really is beautiful
Th-thanks, Kat. You're good too.

File: 1493403047536.jpg (165KB, 1500x1000px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1500x1000px

>>9323511
Oh, believe me. I never do. Though I can't account for anyone who feels the need to reply for me. And likewise, comrade. Semper fi. Fuck or die.

File: vale18.png (648KB, 711x1123px) Image search: [Google]

648KB, 711x1123px

>>9323493
>Val sighs as another eager patient seems to find his way in, taking a seat as she pensively looks over the anon's crotch to discern his size.
Fill it out and pull it off, I can't check you over two layers of clothing.
>She remains seated as she tosses a clipboard into his arms, giving him a blank stare and keeping a simple posture.

File: kenny6.png (166KB, 378x1000px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 378x1000px

>>9323460
>hugs Anon

>>9323533
Came for the Felix, stayed for that sweetass solo.

File: Poppylewd5.jpg (876KB, 856x1200px) Image search: [Google]

876KB, 856x1200px

>>9323305
>As Poppy enters her room she listens with rapt attention to the man's instructions, not finding anything strange about them as he finishes. Poppy openly laughs when she realizes just how easy the trial would be, knowing she has trained more than enough to have a body that could take a pounding.
"Is that all? This is gonna be a sinch!"
>Poppy first slips off her gauntlets, showing the dainty well taken care of fingertips of the warrior. Those same hands reach behind her and unclasp her breastplate, tossing the golden piece off to the side along with her gauntlets. Her well sized breasts stretch the fabric of her shirt taught with their size, her hands reaching down to find the hem of her shirt as she tugs it over her head. Her bare nipples stiffen from the cool air of the room, the defined aerola leading into a solid six pack. Her legwear soon follows, more clasps being undone as she slips out of the plate and skin tight leggings. A small tuft of blonde hair adorning the tight sex of the shortstack. A pillowy rear occasionally slips into view as she shifts her weight from foot to foot, also sending a small wave of motion through the supple flesh of her tender thighs. Using the hammer as a stand to lean on for the moment she shows off her shortstack body with no shame, even spreading her legs enough for the glistening lips of her sex to be displayed to the man.
"Huh. Didn't think I was that sweaty down there. Alright, what's next?"
>>9323397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PASK8iaTk

File: tired magician girl.jpg (44KB, 390x229px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 390x229px

>>9323532
I'm out of Jomemes