ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

>>9318205
jiji is a girl

jiji is a cute girl

jiji is a boy

>>9318205
Monotype rocks

jiji is a cute boy

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>>9318192
>...have you been drinking? A drinking pokemon?
>try to hide the booze smell and the sad face she had
umm you can look at the wares or if you want i can make something custom made

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>>9318343
Well, I did not come here to judge you and your vices.
Any interesting shirts? Or something else easily washable?

par is ded

>>9318398
jirachi is a cute undead

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>>9318205
Uh... I suppose monotype, because all I have at the moment is Dizzy.

>>9318449
the absolute cutest

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Hello.
I am cute, yes?

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>>9318386
i'm sorry
i had a hard day today
and yes i have a basic selection of simple shirts
i have some samples here for you
>shows the mechanic a considerable ammount of different colored shirts

>>9317947
Yeah, there are even condoms for pokemon.

>>9318472
no sorry

>>9318472
cute if youre on fire

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>>9318482
When I have a hard day I like to think about family or read up the Good Book, more often than not they help me endure the day.
How much for about seven shirts, white and grey?

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>>9318205
Ghost specialty so more or less, yep.
>>9318452
>Normal types.
>2017.
>The year of ghostdad.
Shiggy.
>>9318472
Yeah, you're pretty cute.

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>>9318496
What is wrong?
Do I have dirt or something on face?
I know I am cute bug.

>>9318509
I am cuter than fire.
I would look better not on fire.

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>>9318597
>>9318598
Thank you.
You are nice.
I am cute bug.

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>>9318489
...Huh. Well then. ...Uh, would they be necessary for interspecies, or...?

>>9318582
...Which one?

>>9318597
And exactly what's wrong with Normal-types?

>>9317942
I have a Galvantula, she likes to go out and hunt on her own.

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>>9318613
Is that all you can do?
>>9318615
252 SpA Chandelure Fire Blast vs. 100 HP / 12+ SpD Spinda: 264-312 (92.3 - 109%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO
Geeeeez, I dunno. You tell me.
Listen. Get a Lopunny. Get Mega'd. Get Scrappy.
Bam.

>>9318598
maybe if you were a dustox but not now no

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>>9318582
i don't have a family...
and it's not really that it was hard for working, i was just reminded of sad really sad things
it would be 2000 p a piece

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>>9318220
Ahem.
How your species behaves and communicates.
>>9318638
Mhm.
How does she communicate with you when you aren't using a translator?

>>9318638
what does it eat?

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>>9318648
Well, honestly, I haven't really done that much battling at all, so... eh. Dizzy and I are more companions than a team. I'm... not even sure if she's interested in that. And besides... that's not why I like her. It's... pretty much everything else about her that I like.

>mort is red gold and black
>knife is red gold and black

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>>9318685
Sounds reasonable to me.
Wait...
How much for this handkerchief over there, the blue one? I'll get that as well.

>>9318720
see the problem with this is
>str8
>captcha: never do not

>>9318686
She clicks her mandibles until I hear her, occasionally with a few shocks.

>>9318694
Bugs, and not all of them not pokemon.

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>>9318648
I can do lots of things.
I just have to believe in myself.

>>9318654
I still think I'm cute.

>>9318686
I talk with other bugs.
I like to eat leaves and berries, and prefer the shade.

>>9318720
>Straight relationship
>PAR
(Pick one)

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>>9318713
You want her to ride your donger? Dude, you better hope your dick is small enough because you'd kill her if you did anything serious.
If you're serious about it I'd actually suggest getting into battling. It'll help her be able to better take your dick, man. Stronger muscles and stuff, y'feel?
I've had way too many pokephile friends that either end up in the hospital or with an in pain pokemon.
>>9318720
But Bisharp aren't ghosts. The aesthetic, man.
THE AESTHETIC.
>>9318778
Keep on truckin' little buggo. Stay away from jerkass trainers.

>>9318805
I have a straight one.

(I'm surprised no one wants to pick up one of Quincy's Pokemon)

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>>9318810
That's literally why I came here, to ask if that was a good idea. I don't want to hurt her.

...You really think that'd help?

>>9318838
(Give people a bit.)

>>9318818
begone fiend

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>>9318751
1000p
per handkerchief

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>>9318615
The Bible, and judging by your posts you should give it a read. You really need Jesus.

>>9318923
I'll take the shirts, and two hankies.
>Give her the payment.
And please, stop with the drinking.

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>>9318863
Yeah. Helps just about all pokes. Make sure you communicate when you do the do though, man.
If she says it hurts pull out. And for the love of god if you see blood take her to the poke center. If they give you funny looks tell them it was Randy that hurt her. They know that's code for an accident during sex.
>>9318970
>Bible
Hail Giratina.

>>9318970
>The Bible
Praise Helix.

>>9318838
(I don't even know what they are)

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>>9318970
i'll try
>adri picks 16000 p from the man
thank you, and come again
>adri waves for the man

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>>9319084
Until next time, Adri.

>>9318990
>>9319018
It is still time to fix your life's mistakes.

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>>9318990
All right. Thank you. ...I think I'm going to wait for someone else's input though. No offense, but... it's kinda something a little too important for me to only have one person's input on it.

>>9319187
>>9318970
...What in Arceus's name is a Jesus?

>>9319187
There's not enough time in the world to fix yours though, repairman.

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>>9319187
I'll get a comfy chair in the Distortion Realm while you rot.
>>9319223
No problem, man. If lettuce mcgee wasn't in a coma or whatever the admins said I bet he'd help.
>Mort: Go do some training while Quincy is zoned out.

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>>9319223
Oh dear, you have much to learn.

>>9319224
>>9319261
My faith will prevail in the end.
But for now, I have to go offline.

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quick daves asleep
where can i buy a usb dildo

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>>9319409
...Uh, all right. That... that didn't answer anything, though.

>>9319261
...Lettuce mcgee? Who's he?

>>9319409
Okay, nerd.
>>9319449
The leader of Catalyst. The weird dude with the comatose husband.
I had an old friend that talked about him all the fuckin' time when his dad was a thing and fucking murdering people.
-Mort, not bothering with images

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>>9319187
Hi
I think we met a little while ago
Please dont pick on the other posters though
>>9318990
Thats good advice
Be sure to communicate
Please dont pick on repair guy though
>>9318472
Pretty cute yeah
>>9319480
Oh yeah I've met him
I like him

>>9319426
(The player is currently banned and waiting for the appeal)

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>>9319480
Catalyst, huh? That Pokemon-rights thing that did something involving some sort of monster here in Fallarbor a while back?

>>9319503
All right, thanks.

...Even the Randy bit? Or was that a joke?

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>>9319503
I will pick on whoever I want you salty water doggo. Nah I'm not a fuckstick.
You've MET him?
>>9319543
Yeah, those guys. They used to blow shit up and steal pokemon. Since then they've gone straight but...
I don't really trust them. Sounds like something someone with a fucking secret master plan would do.
Like... Master plan to befriend the E4s and then swoop in and take everything over and establish a shadow government piloted by narcos.
What's this about a monster in Fallarbor? Are they doing experiments?
>>9319426
Bad Druddigon?

Repair man is for bullying about his poor choice in religion

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>>9319426
Probably getting his family induced narcolepsia on.
(But yeah, he got banned because of playing an underage character and mods thinking he is actually underage)

>>9319261
Things are on fire here thankfully not literally and I have like five minutes of posting a day, have to pick up the slack of three admins including N

>>9319591
Haha I fucking wish
>>9319543
Lets not talk about dumb rumors right now until it is the time which will be hopefully soon

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>>9319543
Never heard of the Randy thing
Maybe its a regional thing
I lived in Kanto for a long time though
They really look down on that stuff back there
>>9319426
Umm
Internet?
Bad Duddrigon?
Volbeat and Illumise?
>>9319591
I think so
He helped my trainer and his bosses with some repair stuff
He's cool and i like him even though we done agree on everything

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>>9319591
I dunno that much about it. I just know that there was this big group of trainers that gathered outside some run-down looking building in the middle of town saying there was some sort of really rare monster there a while back, and I heard that some group called Catalyst had something to do with it.

>>9319635
...Well, the big group of trainers was all over the news around here if you need proof of it being a thing. Catalyst being connected to it was a rumor, though, but it's the first place I've heard of them.

>>9319676
...So, I assume the nice ladies in the Fallarbor pokecenter won't know what I'm talking about if I say Randy, then. Good to know that.

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>>9319635
Yipes.
>>9319676
...What don't you agree on? Does he still steal pokemon and shit?
>>9319718
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck? Wonder if they were storing a goddamn legendary down there for their eventual upheaval of the Unovan government.
Fuck me. I'm staying away from those psychos before I get knifed for raping my pokemon or whatever.

>>9319760
catalyst admin here just tracked your location to upper sinjoh
sending a hit squad now~

>>9319793
kys cuckboi you ain't no catabro

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>>9319760
No no N doesn't do that
I meant I disagree with repair guy about the whole religion thing
Hes still a cool guy though
>>9319718
They might know in Hoenn
In Kanto people get fired for doing that though
Which is why they wouldn't use that code word
>>9319793
( Stop. Please. )

>>9319823
shitposting me wont save mort~

>>9319859
ok

>>9319859
Kys hateboner if your not hateboner then don't

>>9319894
>>9319910
someone save mort~
seriously is it this hard to ignore me~?

>>9319935
Yes, yes it is.

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>>9319844
...Hm. Well... either way, I still don't think entrusting Dizzy's safety to a code word that the nurses might not even know is a good idea. If something like that does end up happening, I'm going to be truthful. I mean... it's not like it's illegal here in Hoenn, right?

>>9319760
...You don't actually do that, right? I mean, having some fun with your Pokemon is fine in my book as long as they're fine with it, but...

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>>9319844
Shit, I see.
Also Randy works in Johto. Dunno about the rest of the regions.
>>9319983
No I don't, actually. My pokemon are definitely going to fight over my soul when I kick the bucket though.
That'll be fun.

>>9320005
>My pokemon are definitely going to fight over my soul when I kick the bucket though.
...have you gone to a psych about that?

>>9319983
Trainer here. It's not illegal, though you might want to keep it on the down-low.
My current employer's not enthusiastic about my, ahem, off-the-clock activities, but I'm not at risk of getting fired over it.
>>9319844
Vapey, do you know where my shoes went?

>>9320005
Didn't you say your team was in the 70s? Why aren't you joining the combat side of Catalyst if you're so scared of them?
You could get a nice chair when they usurp the Unovan government.

>>9319078
(Dragonite, Arcanine, Doublade, Quagsire, Weavile, and a Dugtrio)

>>9320005
...do they want to eat it or have sex with it
The fact that I am asking this question seriously should scare me.

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>>9320005
>>9320182
...

...And that's one reason why I prefer Normal-types to Ghost-types. I'm not exactly comfortable with something like that.

Also the imagery that that created... yeesh.

>>9320103
Yeah, I've been doing so.

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>>9320091
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep.
It didn't do anything.
>>9320125
Mid 60s. Highest is 70. Might have slipped and tried to make myself sound cool.
>>9320182
Eat. The only thing keeping me from not getting ganked in my sleep is that they all want it so they end up KOing each other over it.
>>9320238
It'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

>>9320005
>Quincy continues to fiddle with his translator
>He also gets all of his Pokemon out of their balls

(For reference: Quincy's Pokemon)
(=== [gen7ou] Untitled 1 ===

Oathkeeper/Oblivion (Doublade) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: No Guard
Level: 70
EVs: 240 HP / 252 Atk / 16 SpD
Adamant Nature
IVs: 25 HP / 29 Atk / 28 Def / 28 SpD / 30 Spe
- Swords Dance
- Shadow Sneak
- Iron Head
- Sacred Sword

Zem (Dragonite) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Multiscale
Level: 69
EVs: 252 HP / 116 Def / 140 Spe
Brave Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Dynamic Punch
- Roost
- Fly

Pixel (Arcanine) (F) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Intimidate
Level: 70
EVs: 244 HP / 188 Def / 76 SpD
Calm Nature
- Flamethrower
- Snarl
- Will-O-Wisp
- Protect

Rudolph (Dugtrio) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Arena Trap
Level: 68
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Reversal
- Screech
- Memento

Alexa (Weavile) (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Pressure
Level: 65
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Knock Off
- Icicle Crash
- Ice Shard
- Low Kick

Gram (Quagsire) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Scald
- Recover
- Earthquake
- Toxic )
(Sorry for the wall of text)

>>9320125
Grunt here. If we're tryin' t' overthrow anyone, I ain't heard of it.
Hell, me division's Admin tol' me I did a good job on me last field job fer NOT beatin' a fucker inta' marinara sauce and keepin' him in place fer the cops to pick up instead.

>>9320257
Yeah I've heard they employed the Alolan Psycho.
>>9320279
Yeah I know. And he killed himself to get away from you before you ripped his throat out.

>>9320257
titty

>>9320414
gross

>>9320355
Wh- That man damn near killed half me senpai'ly! He could see the feckin' baby rocker through the window! I-I was tryin' ta bring him down for the cops! They even searched me aftah, I didn't have no feckin' weapons... I think I'm gonna be sick again...

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>>9320257
...If you say so...

>>9320355
...He what?! Who would do that?! Why would he do that?! That... that's just wrong. Terrifyingly wrong. Surely he had some sort of life to come back to, right?

>>9320446
( Edit: That was supposed to be "family" with a think accent, not a senpai )

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>>9320273
Yo, Q.
>>9320355
Alolan who what?
>>9320446
...What the fuck do you people do people would rather die?
>>9320450
It'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Maybe.
If I disappear you can say told ya so.

>>9320446
>>9320479
I don't goddamn care, you guys have to have something wrong if someone will kill themself to get away.
>>9320450
I don't know. I'm starting to believe that Catalyst has an ulterior motive.
>>9320484
You never heard of the guy...?
(Note: I'm setting this anon up as a conspiracy theorist. Plz don't ignore for >lolshitposter.)

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>>9320484
>Quincy looks up at the huge statue
...You know, that thing is big enough someone could like, live inside it.
Think that it's hollow?

>>9320484
We don' do anythin'! 'E was a feckin' psycho, high on som'thin'!
the worst I've eva' done with the group was scare some rapin' lardball into sittin' tight until the cops showed up aftah catchin' 'im red-'anded!
I'm... I'm gonna go spen' some time wit' me cousins. Way life is, I might not get anotha' chance.

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>>9320522
>He also continues to fiddle with the translator
Are you guys just being quiet? Zem? Pix? Oathkeeper, Oblivion? Gram? Alexa? Rudolph? Really I don't mind if you guys don't want to talk but like, jeez, I thought at least one of you would go for the chance to call me an idiot!
(Last chance for a while if anyone wants to hop in)

>>9320519
Maybe he was high on vileplume dust, darkrai or some shit like that.

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>>9320519
Nnnnnope. I'm a Johtofag only been out of Johto to get a few pokes, really.
>>9320522
>A shiny Aegislash is sent out.
You wanna check it out?
>>9320571
...Alright.

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>>9320519
...But according to the Catalyst guy he was going to turn him into the cops. I... don't see why a man would kill themselves to evade the cops... You sure the other guys aren't planning something?

(Protip: make him not an anon. Give him some identifying features other than "conspiracy theorist")

>>9320571
...Yeah, or high. High probably works, too.

>>9320484
Yeah. Either way, I prefer pokemon that think of me as a friend, or partner, or... well, or lover. ...Instead of, you know. A snack.

>>9320484
A violent Alolan urban myth.
Word is the Alolan Psycho was responsible for a string of murders, mostly around Hau'Oli City. Two Aether operatives in the hills, and the staff and patrons of an exclusive restaurant come readily to mind. Mostly known for improvised weapons, general brutality, and never being caught by the cops.

>>9320708
Wasn't that restaurant and especially the head chef in some really freaky shit?

>>9320628
are you related to the ransei reaper?

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>>9320628
Holy shit a Shiny, nice.
>Quincy sighs
If you guys don't wanna talk, I won't bother you, I'm sure you're cold, but the balls are warm.
>He puts everyone but Zem and Pixel back in their balls
Right then, let's get up there and check things out.
>It's pretty easy to spot the ladder coming out of the statue's ass
You first, or me?

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>>9320630
Eh, it evens itself out. Some days they aren't creeping on me some days they are.
>>9320708
Brutal. Sounds like my kinda guy.
>>9320805
Nnnnnope.
>>9320864
Thanks.
>Mort sighs.
Man I thought we were gonna cut it open. I'll go first I guesssss.
>He returns the sword and heads up the ladder.

>>9320762
Hau'Olifag here. That happened about two weeks after my coworker disappeared.
There's a reason the cops didn't look all that hard for the perp who carried that one out.
Word is the cops who checked the meat locker are still having nightmares.

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>>9320805
That's just a myth, bud.

Lonk from Minnesota x Mort

>>9320943
Holyshit yes

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>>9320891
>Inside is what looks like a rack of scrolls filled with religious texts
>And also the Church's coffers: a chest full of gold coins
Anything up there?

>>9320943
Don't you mean Lank from Montana

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>>9320943
I swear every time I gotta correct someone I lose a month off my lifespan.
Pennsylvania.

>>9320998
Are you trying to kill me.

>>9320910
What is with Hau'oli breeding the most fucked up people and myths

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>>9320943
...Who?
>>9320995
Bunch of dusty scrolls and some chest thing...
>Attempt to bring it down without falling.
>ROLLAN.

>>9321025
Yes. Of course we're trying to kill you, lunk from New York.

>>9321040
You'd be perfect together.
-Edgy
-Gay
-Nerds

>>9321030
I don't fucking know, I'm just a bookkeeper with a shipping firm. This crazy shit's way over my head.

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>>9321072
But why? I thought we were friends, anon.

>>9321145
You don't even know my name. We can't be friends Lenk from Nevada

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>>9321040
>Yay you got it down without killing someone
Niiice
>Quincy cracks open the chest
Arceus' balls, look at this! How has no one else go-
>He's interrupted by a very, very angry ghost noise
...That would be why
>Spiritomb (L50) attacks!

Slateportfag here.
It looks like my Eevee's ready to evolve, any tips for making sure it goes smoothly?
An Espeon, Umbreon, or Jolteon would be ideal, but I'm a broke cunt who can't afford to just run down to the store for a Thunder Stone on a Saturday night and I'm worried about accidentally the entire Fairy-type.

>>9321120
You know, sometimes it feels good to be in a non league controlled region not named Orre, nothing of this weird shit happens here.
Except Almia, fuck them.

>>9321265
What region mate?

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>>9321111
...ok.
>>9321145
Sup.
>>9321186
I'll leave this to you, wouldn't be fun if I did everything.
>Aegislash is sent out.
>Aegislash uses King's Shield.

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>>9321265
Ex-Orrefag currently settling elsewhere.
The joke among Orreans is that no matter how shitty life gets, at least we're not in Almia.

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>>9321306
Fine by me, let's go Zem, Dragon Dance!
>Zem used Dragon Dance!

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>>9321177
Good point.
I'm not from Orre though.

>>9321306
Hellooo.

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>>9321352
>Spiritomb used Calm Mind!

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>>9321379
Alright let's go dude, Dynamic Punch ain't gonna do shit, so I'm counting on you!
JUMP UP, JUMP UP!
>Zem used Fly!
>Zem flew up high!

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>>9321400
>Spiritomb used Calm Mind!

>>9321284
South of Unova, outside their jurisdiction.

>>9321316
Nobody likes Almians, not even other Almians.

>>9321356
What ever you say. Kinl from Texas.

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>>9321421
AND GET DOWN!
>Zem used Fly!
>+1 0+ Atk Dragonite Fly vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Spiritomb: 133-157 (84.7 - 100%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO

>>9321400
>>9321445
(You people see this shit? THIS IS PROOF THAT QUINCY IS FUCKING CURSED)

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>>9321356
...You're Lonk?
>>9321445
Welp.

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>>9321445
>Spiritomb used Dark Pulse!
>+2 0 SpA Spiritomb Dark Pulse vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Multiscale Dragonite: 31-37 (11.5 - 13.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever

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>>9321536
bro
chill

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>>9321429
What in tarnation. How do you even pronounce that?

>>9321511
Yup.
From Pennsylvania.
Well, technically anyways.

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>>9321536
>Hit!
GOD DAMNIT ZEM!
OKAY, ONE MORE TIME
FLY UP!

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>Anna: arrive in Alola, in a house that needs some work.
Wow! We're really here!
Alola! Its's so... warm, and sunny, and nice!

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>>9321599
>Zem fall flat on his face and wastes a turn
ARCEUS' BALLS ZEM YOU HAVE ONE JOB HERE!
AM I NOT LIKE, REWARDING YOU ENOUGH OR SOMETHING!? YOU WEREN'T LIKE THIS BEFORE WE WENT TO THE LAKE!
COME ON DUDE WE GOTTA FIGHT OR THIS THING IS GOING TO FUCK OUR SHIT!

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>>9321597
...Where's that?
>>9321599
>>9321798
I'm starting to think you need my help.

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>>9321798
>Spiritomb used Dark Pulse!
>+2 0 SpA Spiritomb Dark Pulse vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Dragonite: 63-75 (23.4 - 27.8%) -- 81.8% chance to 4HKO

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>>9321838
ZEM!
Alright dude, that's enough, fuck, I guess we'll figure out your problem later, come on back!
>For the first time since they entered Sinjoh, the Dragonite is recalled
Fuck it, come on Oathkeeper, Oblivion!
>Quincy sent out Doublade!
>Doublade's No Guard means every attack hits for both parties!
LET'S DANCE!
>Oathkeeper/Oblivion used Sword's Dance!

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>>9321895
>Spiritomb used Dark Pulse!
>+2 0 SpA Spiritomb Dark Pulse vs. 240 HP / 16 SpD Eviolite Doublade: 140-168 (63 - 75.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9321829
Liiiike, a bit south and to the east of Unova. It's mostly just residential and some farms here and there n' some other junk scattered around. No league or anything. Real boring.
Thaaankfully, I live in Ransei, so, tons of fun to be had.

>>9321913
(*WEST man I keep mixing that up)

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>>9321907
>No Guard means it hit!
ALRIGHT, NOW WE END THIS, OATHKEEPER, OBLIVION, IRON HEAD!
>Oathkeeper/Oblivion used Iron Head!
>+2 252+ Atk Doublade Iron Head vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Spiritomb: 171-202 (108.9 - 128.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9321913
I think I've heard of that place. Is that the place with the wars and stuff?
>>9321931
>Clap.
You did it. You wanna break this thing and release the spirits?

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>>9321931
>Hit because No Guard!
>Thank fuck!
>Spiritomb has been defeated!
...Phew, it's over
>Quincy slumps a bit
Arceus, that was almost really bad, I don't know what's up with Zem, he was doing just fine knocking things out of the sky and then we finally come back down south and he just... it's like his wings aren't working right or something.

>>9321946
That's probably wise.
>The twin key-sword-things slip into the edgelord's hands, seeming to be comfortable there
>He raises the white one up, and brings it down, smashing the Spiritomb's stone, the spirits vanishing to the Distortion World in a puff of purple smoke
...Alright, now what?

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>Fluffles walks around the station, vivid visions of treasure in his mind
>Eagerly awaits the formation of the "adventure party"

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>>9321946
Yeah it's the big Arceus shaped continent that hardly ever stops fighting. It's been abouuuut.. a week and a half since the last invasion happened? I think? Forgot to mark it down.

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>>9321981
Let's see. We're rich now, have some ancient scrolls... Definitely gotta stop by that library in Sinnoh and trade those in.
This is a pretty old temple sooooo... You wanna see if there's a basement here?
>He thumps the haft of his scythe against the floor.
>>9322022
Sounds fun. Might come down there and help you crack some heads.

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>>9321991
>Small shield dino trots in

>>9322037
pics or it didn't happen

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>>9322039
Agger? Is it adventure time? What time is it, anyway?
>Flappy birb follows Agger, wondering what's up.

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>>9322037
Yeah, just like, be on the lookout for more ghosts, I guess.
>The group wanders around for a bit, quickly finding that this temple was built to be lived in, and there is indeed a basement.
>At first, it seems empty, but the group eventually enters a large, circular room, ringed with sixteen smaller statues of Arceus, the floor etched with ritualistic circles
>As the group reaches the center, they begin to glow, dust billowing away
>It's unclear what's going on, but it's SOMETHING

>>9322090
(Dude its really unfair to take up two character slots on this plot. Do you have to? I wanted in on this.)

>>9322114
( Disentangling Ruffles would require either breaking up the dino-bros or pulling them both out of the plot, and Ivenhotep's been established as the ghost who can read the map [and who's honestly the secondary character of the two]. You can still get in on it if you want. )

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>>9322090
>Nods positively
>Head motions as if onwards

>>9322114
(Nothing says that you can not participate)

>>9322114
(Since when have character slots been a thing?)

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>>9322039
>>9322090
>Ball of fluff waves
Hey there.
How are you two doing?

>>9322114
(Just...join in)
(There's no character limits on this. Just a light-hearted adventure plot)

>>9322164
(Aight.)
>>9322178
(Yeah.)
>>9322182
(Clusterfuck avoidance.)
>>9322196
(Ok gotta find a way since I don't have any radio station characters.)

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>>9322037
Oh yeah, tons. That'd be cool, dude, might be able to take over another territory or something.

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>>9322056
No.
>>9322105
Will do.
>Mort fidgets with his scythe.
Oh man, we're so dead.
>>9322223
I run ghost monotype sooooo. Gotta cover me a bit.

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>>9322178
Okay! this is going to be great!
>>9322196
Good! Good!
There's an adventure here!
We're gonna go places and see stuff and it's going to be amazing!

>>9322196
(Nice shitpost plot.)

>>9322219
kys hb

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>>9322196
>Display the well polished face shield proudly
>We are good and this will be good

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>>9322238
We could go mess with the fighting type nerds or something? Dunno, we'll figure that out later I guess.

>>9322282
(That's not HB, I should know.)

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>>9322238
>The light reveals more of the statues, and as one, they MOVE, their mouths opening, and a gaseous group of pokemon appearing
>Sixteen Haunters (L30) take form!
SUNOVABITCH! OATHKEEPER, OBLIVION, GET READY!
>Quincy releases the Doublade from his hands
I HOPE ONE OF YOUR POKEMON KNOWS AN AREA ATTACK THAT ISN'T FUCKING EARTHQUAKE!

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>>9322247
Yeah.
It's gonna be great!
It's sorta far away, but we have all the time in the world to explore.

>>9322294
So, are you guys ready to get going soon?
I might have to pick up some supplies, but it shouldn't take long.

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>>9322422
Hell yeah.
Oh hold on a minute. Gotta die to guardians.
>>9322494
This is gonna be fun.
>Aegislash LV65 is out and Gengar LV65 are out.
Stay back.
>Aegislash uses Shadow Ball on a Haunter.
252+ SpA Aegislash-Blade Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Haunter: 804-948 (1057.8 - 1247.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Maybe I do maybe I don't~

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>>9322558
Haha, alright, you have fun with that. Good luck, dude.

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>>9322498
I am ready at any time, my new nautical friend.
I should warn you that I am not, shall we say, as stalwart a warrior as my peers are.

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>>9322498
I'm ready! I'm ready!
Gonna go get some Berries, and then some adventure!
I can't wait!

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>>9322498
>Nods

>>9322703
>>9322725
>Looks pensively
>Then points towards the station's offices

>>9322558
>Haunter no.1 gets rekt!
>Four haunters attack Aegislash!
>0 SpA Haunter Shadow Ball vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Aegislash-Blade: 54-66 (25.2 - 30.8%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

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>>9322703
That's alright.
Being honest, I'm not much of a fighter myself.

>>9322725
Neither can I.
I'll buy us some food as well.

>>9322761
Wait...
Your other friends know you guys are leaving, right?
I have a computer on the ship, but the connection is spotty on the ocean.

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>>9322641
Thank!
>>9322824
>Bust out the battle music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9D-YI7B1QU
Alright, fuck off.
>Aegislash uses King's Shield and blocks Gengar from attacks.
>Gengar uses Sludge Wave!
>Sludge Wave hits all foes, gonna be 4KOs if this hits.
252 SpA Life Orb Gengar Sludge Wave vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Haunter: 252-298 (331.5 - 392.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9322856
I will go consult with them.
>>9322761
it is alright - I will confirm whether this endeavor is suitable for us, or if there are pressing matters requiring our attention here.
>Ivenhotep floats off towards the offices...

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>>9322558
>>9322824
HEY! BACK OFF! OBLIVION, OATHKEEPER, GO!
>252+ Atk Doublade Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 368-434 (484.2 - 571%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9322878
(Aegislash is KO, though)
>Doublade is immune to Sludge Wave, yay!

>>9322878
>>9322926
>That's five more Haunter biting the dust!
>Ten Haunter left!
>Two of them attack Oathkeeper/Oblivion!
>0 SpA Haunter Shadow Ball vs. 240 HP / 16 SpD Eviolite Doublade: 32-42 (14.4 - 18.9%) -- possible 6HKO

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>>9322926
(Oop. I'm a dum. Thought it was 4KO left.)
>Aegislash is returned.
Having fun, Q?
>>9322949
Break it the fuck up, kids.
252 SpA Life Orb Gengar Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Haunter: 1703-2007 (2240.7 - 2640.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9322902
>Admin Seb is currently passed out
>There was not enough coffee for the workload
>Wake up Y/N

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>>9322949
FUCK OFF! OATHKEEPER, OBLIVION, SHADOWS!
>252+ Atk Doublade Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 368-434 (484.2 - 571%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9322971
I'D RATHER NOT FUCKING DIE, SO NOT REALLY!?

>>9322971
>>9323003
>Everyone missed! Ten Haunter remain!
>Three Haunter attack Gengar!
>0 SpA Haunter Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Gengar: 42-50 (24.2 - 28.9%) -- 92% chance to 4HKO

>>9323038
(Also keep in mind that Gengar is using Life Orb and taking 10% of his max HP in damage each turn, so that... probably knocked him out)

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>>9322984
>Y
>Tap Seb.
Brother Sebastian.
Brother Sebastian.
Brother Sebastian, I have an important question for you.

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>>9323062
>Success
Uh? What? Is something on fire again?

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>>9323003
You're such a scaredy cat, man. We'll be fine.
>>9323038
>Sweat.
Quit that shit.
>Gengar is returned.
>Banette LV60 is sent out.
>Shadow Claw.
248+ Atk Life Orb Banette Shadow Claw vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 640-756 (842.1 - 994.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9323105
Er, no, Brother Sebastian.
Ruffles, Agger and myself are accompanying a fluffy merchant on a grand endeavor to retrieve lost treasures of my civilization.
I wish to inform you of this before we depart.

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>>9323003
>>9323038
>>9323118
>Psychic squinting.
>The psyrocks watch the fight from a distance, not getting involved.

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>>9323038
SHIT, DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SLUDGE BOMBS!?

>>9323118
THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T FUCKING RAID THE CITY BEFORE!
AGAIN, GUYS!
>Oathkeeper/Oblivion used Shadow Sneak!
252+ Atk Doublade Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 368-434 (484.2 - 571%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9323118
>>9323187
>Another down
>Nine Haunter left
>Five attack Oathkeeper/Oblivion!
>0 SpA Haunter Shadow Ball vs. 240 HP / 16 SpD Eviolite Doublade: 32-42 (14.4 - 18.9%) -- possible 6HKO

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>>9323133
That's actually nice, a real adventure.
Stay safe and don't get set on fire, also ask Jo..
>Passed out again

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>>9323187
It'll be fine, stop worrying.
>>9323178
Hey guys.
>>9323201
Guys you're going to make Quincy cry.
>Sableye LV60 is sent out.
>Knock Off with last number.
0 Atk Sableye Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 356-422 (468.4 - 555.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Banette uses Shadow Claw with second to last.
248+ Atk Life Orb Banette Shadow Claw vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 640-756 (842.1 - 994.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9323201
>THAT'S THE KEYBLADES GONE TO KINGDOM COME
SHIT, RETURN! LET'S GO ALEXA!
>Quincy sent out Weavile!
LET'S KNOCK SOME BLOCKS OFF, ALEXA!
>Alexa used Knock Off!
>252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 720-850 (947.3 - 1118.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9323209
Excellent!
>Ivenhotep drifts back.
Good news, everyone!
We are going on an adventure!
Let us pack our supplies and be underway by noon!

>>9323246
>>9323266
>Everyone hit, another two down!
>Also I fucked up, Doublade can't miss, so that's a third down retroactively
>Seven Haunter remain!
>Four attack Sableye!
>0 SpA Haunter Shadow Ball vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Sableye: 16-21 (8.6 - 11.2%) -- possibly the worst move ever

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>>9323278
Great!
My ship is docked nearby.
I'll go get some supplies, and meet you guys there!

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>>9323266
Nice one.
>>9323322
Oh smart, genius, wow.
>Sableye LV60 Knock Off with last number.
0 Atk Sableye Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 356-422 (468.4 - 555.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Banette uses Shadow Claw with second to last.
248+ Atk Life Orb Banette Shadow Claw vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 640-756 (842.1 - 994.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9323278
>Almost jumping of excitement

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>>9323322
BACK OFF!
>Alexa used Knock Off!
>>252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 720-850 (947.3 - 1118.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9323390
>>9323417
>Two misses and a hit, plus the extra hit I missed in the last round, two more Haunter down!
>Five left!
>Three attack Alexa using the last number!
>0 SpA Haunter Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Weavile: 10-12 (5.3 - 6.4%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>Two others attack Banette using the second to last number!!
>0 SpA Haunter Shadow Ball vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Banette: 50-60 (24.6 - 29.5%) -- 99% chance to 4HKO

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>Buzzwole is taking a walk on Melemele Island
>He stops to attempt to pull a signpost out of the ground and take it with him
>roll for if he is successfull
>continue the walk regardless of result

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>>9323458
>Alexa gets hit!
>Fortunately it doesn't really hurt that bad because these guys are fucking garbage!
LET'S WRAP THIS UP, ALEXA!
>Alexa used Knock Off!
>252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 720-850 (947.3 - 1118.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9323458
Yeah call me when you guys get some brains.
>Sableye LV60 Knock Off with last number.
0 Atk Sableye Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 356-422 (468.4 - 555.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Banette uses Shadow Claw with second to last.
248+ Atk Life Orb Banette Shadow Claw vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 640-756 (842.1 - 994.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9323490
Nice.

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>>9323337
Yay! I'll be at the ship soon!
I'll go get stuff and bring it on!
>>9323414
Agger, this is gonna be great. I'll make sure this goes great for everybody.

>>9323490
>>9323502
>Another three down!
>Two left!
>They both go for banette!
>0 SpA Haunter Shadow Ball vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Banette: 50-60 (24.6 - 29.5%) -- 99% chance to 4HKO

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>>9323531
IT'S OVER, COME ON ALEXA!
>Alexa used Knock Off!
>252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 720-850 (947.3 - 1118.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9323337
>Acknowledgement nod

>>9323510
>Follow Ruffles
>Help carrying supplies

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>>9323479
>Small child: stare in fascination from the window
whooooa....

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>>9323531
Alright, Sable, come on
0 Atk Sableye Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 356-422 (468.4 - 555.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9323548
Good job.

>>9323548
>>9323587
>It's not actually over, one left
>It tries to attack Alexa
>0 SpA Haunter Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Weavile: 10-12 (5.3 - 6.4%) -- possibly the worst move ever

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>>9323600
>CRIT
>Alexa is almost done for because Life Orb
>If she hits this next one it's fine though
FUCKING
END IT, ALEXA!
>Alexa used Knock Off!
>252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 720-850 (947.3 - 1118.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9323600
I see, we're just gonna keep missing this one.
Sable, please.
>Knock Off.
0 Atk Sableye Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Haunter: 356-422 (468.4 - 555.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9323617
>>9323644
>NOW it is over, that last one didn't even make it to the distortion world

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>>9323617
>>9323644
>Solsquint.
>...Well...done...

>Yes, you two fight well, congratulations.

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>>9323414
>Fluffles looks just as excited

>>9323510
>>9323560
I can hardly wait.
Let's go!
>After a few minutes of walking, they arrive in port
It's the wooden ship over there.
I'm gonna see what supplies I can buy
>Roll for amount (1 being barely any, 9, more than enough)

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>>9323660
>Quincy recalls Alexa, and sends out Pixel again
Phew, alright, finally... what were they guarding!?
>He turns back towards the center of the room, where a pillar has raised from the glowing floor, a metal door embedded into it's stone

>>9323704
Thanks... jeez, that was intense

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>>9323660
Amazing.
>Mort digs through a sack at his hip.
>Mort gives revival herbs to his KOed pokes.
>>9323704
Thanks, dorks.
>>9323810
Revival herb?
>Mort offers two to Quincy.
Must be something important.
>Mort steps up to the pillar and opens the door.
>Rip me, reply too fast.

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>>9323851
>Solsquint harder.
>...You...are...a...dork...

>>9323810
>We would have helped, if we thought you two were in trouble.
>The rocks float over, following the edgy nerds.

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>>9323851
>Quincy takes the herbs, using them on his pokemon, and using some of his own potions on those that are only injured
Thanks.

>He peeks around Mort's shoulder as the door reveals a strange blue flute, marked with ancient engravings
Wow... all that for a fucking flute.

(Not your fault, I realized they would probably only be guarding ONE major thing down here instead of several things)

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>>9323890
Am not.
>Mort goes through his bag and puts a pair of choice specs on Proxima.
Stop squinting.
>>9323894
Looks like a rare flute.
>Mort picks it up and examines it.
>Mort plays the song of unbanning- No he doesn't.
>Gotta be a little OOC since the rper of dadceus is B&.
Maybe we should hold onto it?

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>>9323890
Totally not because you were afraid the ghosts were going to turn you into rubble, alright, I gotcha.

>>9323962
Probably worth a lot of money, yeah, we should keep it.

...It's gotten dark by now, which means upstairs is very, very dangerous. Do we wanna camp out in the glowing basement, or check outside?

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>>9323713
>Trotting into the ship's storage...?
>All the ship is storage

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>>9323894
>>9323998
>That flute is a rare and powerful artifact, please be careful with it.

>...We...were...not...afraid...to...fight,..ghosts...do...not...scare...us...

>>9323962
(Proxima is the Lunatone and not the one squinting, nerd.)
>Thank you, but I am not the one squinting at you.

>Continued Solsquinting.

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>>9323713
>Rock birb: grab the Berry juice and the bagels from home, haphazardly toss them in a basket, and wing the whole mess onto the ship.
Wow... there's so much weird stuff...

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>>9324014
>squint

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>>9323998
Fuck, I say camp out.
>Mort drops some of his stuff and starts unpacking and lets his pokes out.
Gonna be a long glowy night.
>>9324014
(Fug.)
Enjoy your shades, I'm trying to get my stuff out.

>>9324014
rock cocks

>>9324110
thick
dripping
rock
cock

>>9324153
Dripping with what though?

>>9324153
My cock ;)

>>9324160
the milky way

>>9324160
psychic cum
duh
too many calm minds get them pent up

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>>9324044
>Psysquint.

>>9324056
>Indeed, let us help you with that.
>The rocks attempt to help Mort unpack his stuff.

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>>9324014
A powerful artifact? Alright, that means a lot of money... do you know exactly what it does?
>>9324056
Yeah, long, glowy night.
>Quincy pulls out all his Pokemon, feeding and caring for each one, and eventually forming two snuggle piles: Gram wraps around Rudolph's three heads, and the rest become a pile of snug around their edgy trainer, who eats a hunk of jerky thoughtfully
Alright, I'm gonna give the translation upgrade another shot, and see if I can get signal out here, I thought I saw you sending some messages...

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>>9324200
do you know anyone interested in land at newmoon island?
darkrai doesn't need it and someone left his stuff outside next to the trash where it got stolen

>>9324171
>>9324176
lewd

(Can we tone down the rockcock posting? It's like Lucy posting only with cock in the mix.)

this thread sucks poo poo pee pee

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>>9324200
>Dubs.
>Nice.
Thanks guys. You're alright.
>>9324201
Might have been~
Man this is the life.
>Mort flops in a pile between Phasma, Needles and Gem.
Fights daily, living on the edge. Maybe dying soon?

>>9324264
It's not like anything is going on besides the dungeon dorks at the moment.

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>>9324264
Fuck you don't tell me what to do cocksucker
you're not my mom

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>>9324011
>Every inch of the ship seems like it has something stored in it

>>9324043
Yeah!
I collect and sell stuff like this.
Although, it does leave little living space. It's not an issue for me, but...I don't really have anywhere set up for you guys to sleep in and such.

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Uh, guys? I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask this question, but I was in the Sinnoh Underground and I found this weird thing. My Onix seems really excited for some reason.
Can I get some help on this? I'm not much of a trainer, and I haven't studied the Pokedex too much.

>>9324310
Congratulations, you found the Metal Coat.

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>>9324201
>...Do...not...sell...it...
>...Along...with...some...other...artifacts,..it...can...be...used...to...enter...the...Hall...of...Origin...

>>9324251
>We do not know anyone that would be interested, no.
>Sorry we cannot be of any help.

>>9324282
>...You...are...welcome...

>>9324264
(Lucy's a bitch anyway.)

>>9324251
>steal a kiss of creselia just to spite her

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>>9324282
Eeeh
>Quincy fiddles with his Dex
I wasn't risking things quite so hard until today, but I've been living around here for the past year, and I have to agree, it really helps you bond with your Pokemon, and do some soul searching.
>>9324335
... The hall of origin? Never heard of it.

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>>9324335
Best rocks.
>>9324374
Serious emphasis on the soul searching.
No, Phasma.
>Mort flicks the Gengar.
Hall of Origin...?
>Mort leans back like he's thinking hard.
Nnnnnnope... Got nothin'.

>>9324323
Metal Coat...? I'm sorry, I've never heard of that.
Sounds like something that comes off of a Aron or something while it's shedding.
Heh, I guess I'm pretty sheltered for an archaeologist. What do I do with this 'Metal Coat' thing anyway?

>>9324464
It's the thing that evolves Onix into steelix

>>9324464
>give to onyx
>do shit with those fanxy trade machines in pokemon centres
>???
>Proffit

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>>9324374
>...It...is...a...special...place...where...Arceus...resides...

>I believe it is located near Spear Pillar.

>>9324411
>Appreciative Solsquint.
>...We...try...

>>9324489
>>9324470
Okay, I'm going to sound like a fucking idiot here, but Onix EVOLVES? I thought that Onix and Steelix were one of those weirdly-separated Pokemon like those two heart-shaped ones.
Well, jeez, I guess I'll get right on that. Not sure what I'm going to do with a Steelix, though. Hey, maybe I'll see about challenging Roxanne once I get back home? Heh, that's be a treat.

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>>9324411
I don't want to know about the soul eating stuff.
>>9324496
...OH, alright, that explains a lot.
Arceus' balls, that's really, really special.

>>9324338
No u

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>>9324496
>>9324547
Welp. Looks like we're paying a visit to the hall of origin tomorroooooooow.
Night, Quinc.
>Mort grabs the plushghost and falls asleep hugging it.
(Hey I'm gonna not be on as early tomorrow so if you want to go on without Mort go ahead. Anyway, night.)

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>>9324595
Uhhh... alright, you do realize I never saw Sinnoh, even though I spent a whole year up here? It's going to be at least a week straight of travel, dude.

Come on, finish the fuckin software update... there we go, let's try it now. Zem? Can you try talking? Or how about you Pixel? Oathkeeper, Oblivion? Alexa?
...Not gonna bother my grounders, they look like they're sleeping.

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>>9324547
>...Indeed...

>We can accompany you there once Mort wakes up, if you like.

>>9324595
>Goodnight, Mort.

>>9324661
>pet rocks

>>9324661

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>>9324661
Yeah, that'd be nice.
>Quincy continues to fiddle with the Dex

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Well
I got my shop
I wanted this for a long time and now my dream seems to be going well
I'm happy with it
But...
There is something missing...

Hey kids, you wanna buy some eggs? They're reeeaaaal cheap, about 300 poke.

>>9325205
Inb4 magikarp eggs

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Someone get this goober some fruit loops.
Favourite poster 2017.

>>9325205
I can go to the grocery store myself, thank you very much.