ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

>>9303732
i wisg i wasddad

>>9303732
i wish i was a girl

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>buzzwole finishes stacking the chairs in the radio station Break room
>he picks up the chair stack and leaves

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>>9303670
>Accepts juice box
Uh...
Thanks!
>Sip from it
>Watch weird bug thing

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>>9303732
i have pokemon was friends
but sometimes i do battles too
not the best at battling but it's alright

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>>9303772
>pat received
>still sleeping, but happier
>(tfw dont have the pic skits drew in my phone)

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>>9303732
I battle, well, we battle, it's a partner thing, ya know? You don't spend a whole year in a frozen wasteland with someone and not become at least friends.

>>9303714
...I'm fucking stupid, that makes a lot more sense now that I think about it.

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>>9303732
I've spent my whole damn life training. Trained a ton of different ghosts, stuck with my team finally.
>>9303832
Yyyyyep.
You wanna go do something or am I gonna follow you around until we find something cool to do.

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>>9303862
Oh, you too? I've spent like, the past six years building this team up.
...Which is less than half my life, now that I think about it, but still.
Uh... I was gonna get healed up and uh, figure out if I'm ready to do a gym, or eight.
Given that apparently the Elite Four are up to level ninty... uh, I think I'm going to have to put in more practice.

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>>9303963
Fifteen here, bud. Got my first ghost when my Growlithe died. Honestly I wish I could live forever just to see all the cool shit.
>He shrugs.
What level is your team?

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>>9304078
I've gotten them to the 60s, Oathkeeper and Oblivion -my Doublade- and Zem -my Dragonite- are level 70, they've been with me the longest.
A year in a frozen wasteland doing nothing but training and hunting pokemon to stay alive really helps get stronger.
I wonder how Red did it though, was it just more time alone?

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>>9304131
I'm rockin' all my bros in the 70s. Fifteen years does that to you. Just need one of the fancy mega thingies.
>Mort: Have no sense of personal space.
>Pull the bottom zipper up.
How do you get that fuckin' thing off, dude?

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>>9304220
GAH!
WOULD YOU STOP!
>Quincy shoves the coat down
Same way you were just doing, it pulls up. I uh... well, I made it myself actually, it's really stupid how it became my go-to outfit, it started out just being a cosplay.

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>adri comes back with some cakes in a bag
well
i didn't eat any sweets in a while
>adri opens and eat her sweets

delet cata

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>>9304252
Neat. Got mine getup after I joined a blood cult after I failed the Johto E4 challenge.
Man that shit was wild. You wanna try the gym challenge or something?

>>9304311
delet me

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>if anyone was curious here ia a short list of the various objects Buzzwole has now


>Buzzswoles secluded rock clearing in ultra space now has:
>a couch
>a Doghouse from somewhere on Melemele Island
>a Gravestone taken from Hau'oli Cemetery
>a single wheel, taken from a car
>a rug from a pokemon adoption centre
>6 chairs from the catalist radio station break room
>4 potted plants also Taken from the Radio Station Break room
>a portable DVD player
>Various wrestling DVD's
>his tea set
>and various random and mostly useless junk

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>>9304311
what's cata?

>>9304347
...I don't want to know what the blood cult thing is about.
Uh yeah, actually, I wanted to challenge all the leagues, but uh, I've heard some things about some of the champions, makes me kinda feel inadequate, really, I'm not ready to take on a lot of them... but maybe Sinnoh? I haven't heard who's the champ there.

Green writer here, got a thing for you all.
Male Trainer / Bisharp, finally done.
>You're camping out in the wilds, as young men do on the Trainer circuit.
>Your team's tired, and you're pushing the instant coffee.
>The bushes rustle, something glinting within.
>You perk up, but pay it no mind when the rustling takes off away from camp.
>Big mistake.
>As you finish your coffee, you feel a cool, unfamiliar hand grip your shoulder.
>You flinch and spin around, finding yourself face to face with a Bisharp.
>Panic sets in, as the bladed Pokemon grips you again.
>Your collarbone's caught by its other hand, as cold eyes examine you.
>The Bisharp nods, and its face seems to lighten just a bit.
>It relaxes its grip just a bit, but presses you against a tree.
>"W-What do you want?" Confusion joins the unnerved sound in your voice.
>The Bisharp releases you, and gestures to the ground.
>You obediently take a seat in the grass, as the Pokemon looms over you - then leans in to slice at your attire.
>You protest, but to no avail. Your belt is slashed off, and your hiking pants neatly opened at the seams.
>Then, the Bisharp straddles you. Your body reacts even as your mind dithers, as the Pokemon's powerful thighs come down.
>You're taken roughly, the intense pressure inside Bisharp easing just enough to allow you in.
>Bisharp leans in, prodding your chest with the tip of their torso-blades just hard enough to draw four trickles of blood.
>You're ridden for what feels like hours, before you feel your climax building.
>You gasp, and Bisharp grins.
>Even as you release, the ride continues with no sign besides a sly crack in their cool mask that Bisharp even felt it.
>What feels like an hour passes, before Bisharp hilts you one last time and pulls off.
>The Bisharp nods and walks off, still dripping from your encounter, before pausing.
>The Pokemon kicks an empty Pokeball over to you, giving you a fighting chance at a catch.
>You're too depleted and exhausted to try.

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>>9304419
You really don't.
That'd be Diamond. Or Cynthia if he's been gone for a while, and she's going to be hell. But I can probably tag along with you.
I'll be the Brock to your Ash or whatever.
>>9304430
Not bad, dude.

(what happened to the discord, why isn't it in my list?)

>>9304504
(who dis)

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>buzzwole is in the house of the deceased Ash Ketchum in pallet town
>going through his things while his mother is out or some shit
>he takes a box containing Ash's various gym badges

>>9304504
( Probably a longterm-inactivity kick. Want the link again? )

>>9304531
(sure go ahead, don't know why I was kicked I've been posting semi-recently)
>>9304522
(pokewaifu guy)

im a cute girl

>>9304642
no you're not

Why do we allow these Catalyst weirdos to do their shit if people keep bombing them and attacking their members?

They seem more like violence attractors then... Peaceful people.

>>9304653
i can fix that for the anon


JIRACHI I WISH THIS ANON WAS A CUTE GIRL >>9304642

>>9304692
why would you do this

>>9304686
>victim blaming

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>>9304686
Because we'll blow your family up if you don't let us do what we want.

>>9304697
because I secretly wish i was dead and making other anons miserable is my only joy

>>9304701
Ghetsis grunt spotted, you ain't one of us.
Get th' fuck out, one of those bombahs nearly killed m' cousins.

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>>9304473
Who? Who the fuck is Ash?
Sorry, I've been like, out in the boonies most of the last six years and ALL of the last year, I have no clue who Ash is, and isn't Brock a Gym leader?

>>9304686
Bombings!? What!? Where, and why isn't anyone stopping them!?

>>9304701
Plasma is back!?
WHAT THE HELL HAVE I MISSED!?

>>9304724
i feel this feel on a spiritual level
hello friend

>>9304686
>>9304701
>>9304726
> ( Plasma plot )
> ( While the person playing N is waiting to appeal a ban )
( Can we please not )

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>>9304701
Show me the member ID, show me the fucking member ID these days have been hell already without fucktards coming and trying to misrepresent us.

>>9304701
Fucking terrifying.
>>9304726
Keep your freaks under control. I'm talking to my Gym Leader about you scum I don't want you freaks killing my kids.

>>9304751
(He's in the discord and there's always like five other people online to help him post, it should be fine?)

>>9304772
(And then get banned for "ban evasion")
(Mods are idiots who don't even understand IC posts)

>>9304769
What city are you in? We can always track you down and kill you

>>9304783
(...Oh right, he got banned in the first place for having an underage character)

>>9304769
He ain't one of us, ya fuckin' mong!
He's some idiot in an old uniform, we don' even use that style!

>>9304772
( No, because le ban evasion permas. )

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>>9304769
I'd ask N himself to come and tell you that he is not even one of us but he has been very sick as of lately. Mostly because of bad diet and sleep patterns.

>>9304793
>He's some idiot in an old uniform, we don' even use that style!
I thought you guys used the blue uniforms and he used the bl-
Oh god

>>9304793
>>9304792
>>9304783
(you guys have an australian in the discord just get that retard to post for him since australians can get around permabans whenever they want)

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>>9304728
Nevermind.
>Shove him.
Come on, Sinnoh isn't getting any colder.

>>9304835
>( Noodles )
>( Ever going voluntarily near a serious plot )

(To be fair doing a Plasma plot while Skitts is gone is more interesting because no >lol i checked the records or >lolzekrom)
(I say go for it.)

>>9304857
(As much as I hate to say it I agree it is annoying at times)

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>buzzwole returns to Ash Ketchums house
>he cleans out Ashs entire bedroom of its contents

>>9304857
>>9304892
(He's never done those though?)

>>9304835
I needed those sides

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>>9304857
( Ray here. We have one GM waiting on a ban appeal, me on hiatus and multiple other players dealing with RL Shit. This is Total Plot Hiatus hours. Please. )
>>9304892
( Except for the part where neither of those has happened? If you guys want a OOC name change of the group to satisfy your autism just say so.)

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>>9304843
I've uh, never been to Sinnoh, I've been to SinJOH, though.
It's weird, no one else ever goes there, even though there's all these interesting ruins and shit. Found a bunch of weird engravings while we were there.
...And since I've never been to Sinnoh in my life, Zem doesn't know the way, so we'll have to hoof it through that area, unless you've got the cash for transport?

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>>9304931
>( Ray here. We have one GM waiting on a ban appeal, me on hiatus and multiple other players dealing with RL Shit. This is Total Plot Hiatus hours. Please. )
(Ah, that's why no one replied to my Bomberman post last thread. Fuck me I hope I still have the motivation to play this antag when you guys get back. Guess I'll put him on permatraining...)

>>9304951
theyre lying so you cant kill cata

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>>9304951
( Dude, you're cool. You've got legit thought in your antag. Hopefully this shitstorm in GM-land will blow over by Monday or Tuesday.)

>>9304951
(Shouldn't take more than a few days if the Appeal goes through, otherwise, pray the zaprat gets his spark back)

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>>9304950
I mean I do and I'm sure if I cut myself again I could get us a ride from Gigi but honestly hoofing it sounds fun.
Rally, ho. Let's go.

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>>9304951
(I'm not on hiatus but I can't really do much with any of my characters and might as well go on hiatus with this one in sympathy)
(You're doing good, man)

>>9304968
(And you're being a total dumbass)

>>9305030
>Replying to a VERY obvious shitpost
SB no

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>>9305022
...I'm gonna ignore the cutting yourself part, but uh, you and I should stock up, I have no idea how far it is to Sinnoh on foot, and it's pretty much frozen tundra for... miles and miles and miles, I didn't see anything but ice and snow and pokemon for the entirety of this last year.
Is it weird that sometimes I swear I can make out words from my pokemon?
Right, I should probably check if I've got the money to get food for the trip
>Quincy checks his bank account
...Oh jeez, I really should have been paying attention to those stocks I got from Dad, wow, how do I... there we go.
I don't think I'm rich, but I can afford enough jerky and potions to last another year long stay in the tundra.

>>9305130
(Sorry about that, realized directly naming Devon and Silph was dumb)

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>>9305162
I'll be fine. I feed on fear and battles anyway. Besides I can hunt, probably.
...I mean I get what my bros say sometimes, so, no?
Alright then, richie rich. Let's get going, eh?

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>It's a pleasant day in Unova.
>A girl fiddles around one of the Catalyst buildings.
>She looks into the windows oohing and aaahing.

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>>9305216
Yeah, just hang on
>Quincy pulls his backpack off, pulling a second, much larger set of bags out
>In fact, it's a basic leather saddle and saddlebags
>He turns to Zem, and the big dragon leans down, letting Quincy slip the straps around his chest and adjust them just behind his wings, out of the way.
Alright, now we gotta fill em up, think you can handle that, Zem?
>The dragon nods, smiling, and the duo go over to the pokemart, acquiring an obscene amount of potions, revives, and jerky, stuffing the large saddlebags full.
>The clerk also offers to upgrade Quincy's Dex with the latest translation tech, for a rather large fee. He of course accepts the "deal", but leaves the new feature offline for the moment.
>They walk back, having emptied the pokemart
Alright, you got a way to keep up on our way to Sinjoh?

reminder that if you let your pokemon out of their pokeballs when not feeding them or in a battle then you should be gassed

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>>9305323
Yeah, yaoihands mcgee is my ride.
>A Golurk is sent out.
>Mort hops on.
>Fuckin' rocket noise: Happen.
Lead the way, cap'n!!

>>9305323
(Just to make it clear OOC: that was basically an open invite for someone to take one of Quincy's Pokemon as a character so this trip isn't just two idiots in not!Alaska)

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>>9305361
And who is going to enforce such stupidity?
You? Good luck kid

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>>9305375
Yaoihan- what kinda name is that!?
Whatever
>Quincy climbs up onto Zem's back, and the two take off, headed north, for the Sinjoh Ruins

>>9305252
>A worker waves as he's feeding the Pokemon in the rehab center.
>It's a nice place, all told.
>he mouths "Do you want to come in?"
>(Please don't make this a bombing plot, we're going back to light rp and comfyposting for this weekend)

>>9305361
Slateportfag here, get bent.
Kinda hard to pet an Eevee that's balled 24/7.

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>>9305408
That's not actually his name. It's Vilna.
>Mort follows after him.
Hell yeah! This is a real adventure, man!
>>9305361
Eat a dick.

>>9305361
FILTH' LIKE YOU SHOULD BE GASSED

reminder that ghost trainers need to die

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>Fluffles pokes around the radio station, looking for someone to talk to

>>9305525
(Maybe pick up one of the pokes with Mort or Quincy?)

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>>9305525
Hello...
Good evening, stranger.
How are you faring?

>>9305525
>The admin's office is closed and locked from the inside
>Doesn't seem like anyone is going to come out anytime soon

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>>9305541
(Not sure.)
(I'll think about it, though)

>>9305557
Hey there.
I'm doing great.
>He is holding a bottle, with a rolled up piece of paper inside, botb of which look ancient
Can you read old maps and such?

>>9305525
>A smoking gun lies on one of the desks.

>>9305603
>>9305613
(Whoops)
>Fluffles acts courteous, and avoids the door for now

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>>9305469
>It really doesn't take long to reach Sinjoh, and everyone lands in the light snow outside the stone entrance
This is one of the easiest places to get through the mountains, unless you like more cold and not being able to breathe
>He takes the saddle off of Zem, gently rubbing where the straps were as the big dragon takes a deep breath
Alright dude, you wanna walk with me and Pixel or you wanna stay in the ball?
>The dragon points at his pokeball, and shakes his head
Alright, big guy, let's go then.
>Quincy summons Pixel from her ball, and quickly gets the saddle onto the large fire dog
Alright, Pixel, give us a wisp or five to light the way.
>The Arcanine breathes out several dancing balls of fire, and they float forward, revealing the ruins in more detail
You wanna take the lead... er, I don't think I got your name.
Wow that feels stupid now that I think about it.

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>>9305642
Mortimer. Mort works. Yours?
>He takes a step into the ruins.
Don't tell the popo but I keep more than six pokes on me. Mostly for utility reasons.
>Pet fire doggo.
You wouldn't believe the amount of things you need set on fire when you join a cult. Anyway, these are some damn cool ruins.

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>>9305613
Can I read old maps?
I was a scribe in training, once...
I can examine your bottled message, and at least tell you if it is written in any language my kinsmen once used.
>Ivenhotep chuckles.
Let us take a look.

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>>9305766
Sure thing!
>Hands Ivenhotep the bottle
>Eager and excited fluffball noises
>The ghost can probably read what's within

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>>9305749
I don't really need more than six, but I can see why some would.
>Pixel growls at the touch
Hey, woah, not cool man.
Uugh, sorry, she's not a fan of other people and I don't think a year in the wilderness with just me and the rest of the team helped that.
>He runs his fingers through the thick, warm fur under the saddle's straps, his other hand seeming to gravitate towards Zem's wing joints, petting the both of them as the group walks through the long hallway

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>>9305843
>Ivenhotep carefully extracts the map and lays it out.
Hmm... At the least, it is not an advertisement for Carbos...
Oh. Oh, my. This was penned a very, very long time ago, indeed.
>Ivenhotep carefully scrutinizes the ancient parchment, concerned for its age and condition.
It appears to be a map, and one inked by one of my, er, former contemporaries. Not anyone I knew personally, but someone alive before, well...
>Ivenhotep chuckles.

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>>9305871
Mostly because I hate letting my friends rot in a PC or giving them away to a scumbag. Call me a hoarder.
>Mort laughs.
Oh no~
>He lets out a Chandelure that he gives a pat to.
No, Wisp, we aren't eating their souls. Nooo.
Hey, Quinc. If I die you gotta Exsanguinate me and feed my soul to Wisp, got it? I promised it to him since I didn't let him eat his last trainer's soul.
>Mort laughs and keeps walking.
So, where's Arceus anyway?

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>>9305965
(Gonna pretend I actually remembered to say his name in the last post)
That's fair, kinda why I keep myself to six Pokemon, I couldn't handle any more.
>He gives Pixel the most valuable thing he can offer at the moment: ear scritches
Uhhh, I don't know if I can do that, even with Oathkeeper and Oblivion, I'm not really comfortable with the kind of ghosts that feed on things like that.
... Arceus? What's he got to do with this?

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>>9305934
A map?
>Excitement
What does it say?!

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>>9306024
(No worries. I feel I should say if you need to go or sleep or anything don't feel pressured to stay.)
Make it a party here, man. We're all running 20 pokes.
>Mort laughs.
I was mostly joking. Doesn't Arceus live here or something.
Watch me get smited, dude.
>Mort cups his hands around his helmet.
HEY ARCEUS! GIGI IS WAY COOLER!

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>>9306077
I would appear in the flesh to call you an idiot but take this as a warning.

Cease,

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>>9306057
It appears to be...
Oh, sweet gods, this is treasure from my kinsmen.
Swept away before our apparent collapse.
>Ivenhotep looks up.
If you choose to pursue this treasure, I wish to accompany you.
In any case... thank you. It has been a rare treat to examine a relic of my past.

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>>9306077
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DUDE!?
>Panicked weeb noises
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED!?
>He draws his Pokemon closer, pulling a third ball out, but not calling out anyone else yet.
Why would you do something like that!?
>The group enters the Mystri Stage room, with it's huge raised platform carved with the strange circles

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>>9306161
A treasure?
That's...great!
Where is it?!
You can come along!

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>>9306098
Hey Gigi.
Gotcha.
>Cough.
>>9306175
See, I see why you're worrying but we haven't been smited yet. Not every day you get to do that.
Woah.
>He walks up the stairs and stops before stepping onto the platform.
>There is so much disrespect going on I don't see Mort surviving very long.
...
>He tosses a bag of dank onto the platform.
Ghostdad, I beseech thee! Take my offering in honor to thyself.
Uh, it's pretty good dank.

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>>9306228
It is far, far from here. There will likely be guards, and traps.
Alas, I am not a robust combatant. We will undoubtedly need allies.
Perhaps... perhaps I can convince a friend or two to accompany us?

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>>9306233
>Phase head up out of the floor
oh man i thought you'd never show u...p..
you aren't my dealer.
...
>Snatch the dank
thank.
>Chuck a SpookyDad™ approved trumpet at the dork
>Doot out.

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>>9306342
Danger, huh?
...
I'm sure we'll be fine.
But I think having more friends with us would be good.

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>>9306416
>OhmygodanothersenpainoticedmehowluckyamI?
Thank you...Sir.
(I assume Quinjamin went to bed so.)

>Mort unpacks camp in a side of the room and crashes out snuggling a warm chandelier.
>Anyone want to take bets on how long this idiot is going to survive?

PAR is dying

>>9306747
You're dying.
>Blap

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>>9306497
I believe my cheery associate Ruffles, a fellow Pokemon from out of time, would be a good addition to our... Adventuring party? War-band?Team? I am not sure what to call our venture as of yet.

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>>9306817
Hmm.
Adventuring party has a nice ring to it.
Let's go with that.

>>9306817
(Are you really bringing two characters on this?)

>Wanted to do plot
>No plot today
>Person I'm working with is losing interest and wants to hurry
roll to die

>>9307209
I'm sorry anon.
Dumb shit happened.

>>9307209
pea...?

>>9307209
( Shit went to shit, both on here and RL, for a lot of people. )
( I'm very sorry, Anon. We'll find a solution I'm sure. )

>>9307209
>>9307267
(We will endure)

>>9307249
Don't worry.
>>9307262
Decline to answer.
>>9307267
Thank.

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i just want everyone to be happy
you all deserve it

>>9308475
(Thanks)

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I cum of pokemon, he hiss at penis

I ship 33 with 77 and knifewife
Help me

>>9309492
pick one

>>9309492
>straight
77

>>9309570
>not being bi master race
cameheretolaughtatyou.jpeg

>>9309684
>liking women in any way whatsoever
sides: jettisoned

>not being a handsexual

>one guy gets banned for a retarded reason
>Thread loses it's fuckin mind

>>9310111
who got banned?

>>9307267
(What happened?)

>>9307209
i will plot with you anon

>>9310559
Yes to take over the world!
https://youtu.be/qzZmU0aGmcc

>>9310559
Plot me daddy

>>9310111
(Skitts got banned for his being "underage" because one of his characters said she was 13 years old. Hence the fancy new disclaimer in our OP)

>>9311407
(Gah, this was meant to be a reply to >>9310551 and >>9310291)

i want 33 and 77 to get married

>>9311407
(What about everyone else?)

>>9311574
(I'm... not sure what's up with everyone else. Wasn't paying that much attention. I'm personally fine, but I'm not one of the GMs, so me being fine doesn't mean jack shit.)

>>9311603
(IRL problems, looks like)

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>>9306416
>Quincy the weeb promptly passed the fuck out in shock upon seeing Arceus himself appear
>>9306621
>He wakes up much later, in one of his favorite spots: snuggled between Pixel and Zem
Uuuugh, morning guys...

Hey guys, anyone know where I could find uh... Mew?

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>>9312058
Assuming I knew... why do you want Mew specifically?

>>9311730
Afternoon, taking a break from work.

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>>9311730
(Hey just wanted to say OOC I might get dragged off soonish so if you want to continue on without Mort, do it man. No presh, free love, fuck the trees, that jazz.)
>Mort is eating a definitely moldy sandwich.
>In the house of our lord and savior Arceus.
Morning sleepyhead. Do you normally faint?

>>9312210
I want to register one in my pokedex, I'm also looking for Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres, and Mewtwo, and... pretty much every other pokemon that doesn't exist in Kanto.

>>9312210
Hey Mew, Mort said Arceus is a fuck

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>>9312267
No, but I also don't normally see the face of God come out of the floor!
Uugh, let's just, keep going, I guess.
>Quincy worms his way out from the two large pokemon he had been sandwiched by, and adjusts his coat
Alright alright alright, let's get out of here before something worse happens.

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>>9312374
I DID NOT YOU FUCKIN' SNITCH!
Okay I kinda did.
>>9312381
To be fair I've seen... God and two legendaries in the past few days. Can't say I'm not living my life to the fullest.
Lead the way, bed head.

>>9312357
Mew...what? Stop inventing things.

>>9312446
I'm not making this shit up, dude, it's been confirmed for the past few years that they exist, fucking google it.
Of course, that doesn't mean they aren't rare as all balls, and registering one in my Dex is going to be a pain in the ass... but still, gotta try.

>>9312488
Yeah, in conspiratard circles.
>Chemicals are making Froakie gay!
>The NWO is mass training Skarmory litter the skies with mind controlling contrails!
>Mewtwo confirmed!

Mort/Quincy - Edgyidiots
33/77 - Cutegrunts
Anyone else need any ships canonified by me?

>>9312600
Surprise me

>>9312611
How about this...
Mort/Quincy/Cam - Twoweebsandanedgelord

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>>9312433
My hair is always this spiky, dude.
>Quincy pulls his hood up, blocking out as much of the chill as possible, and follows Pixel down the hall on the other side of the Mystri Stage, occasionally glancing at the detailed engravings that line the walls
So... Mort, did you get a good look at that design on the platform? Like, it seems like it was used for some sort of ritual, but I've got no idea what kind, and I've never seen anyone else come up this far, so I can't exactly just ask about it.
>He habitually tucks a hand under one of the straps on Pixel's saddlebag, letting the warmth of the Arcanine's body seep through his glove.
>Behind him, Zem flutters his wings, stretching them as best he can in the confined space
It's just... I swear that place is important, like, something HUGE happened here... and then it all fell to ruin, and I don't get it. Kinda why I chose the area beyond this to train, wanted to see if there were like, abandoned cities up here or something, and... well, there are.
>They reach the end of the hallway, and with Zem's help, pushes aside a large stone door, revealing the world on the other side.
>There's a large staircase leading down into a very old, very dead city, containing architectural styles of both Johto and Sinnoh
>All are frozen over, and in a state of disrepair
>A chill wind sweeps through the hall, wiping out the wisps of flame Pixel had been using to light the way.
Welcome to the real Sinjoh, I guess.

>>9312658
Twoandahalfedgelords

>>9312585
Or you know, you could watch all the videos of people like Red using them in battle.
Do you think Raquaza is a myth too?

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>>9312600
>>9312658
>>9312789
Please.
>>9312732
>Mort pokes his Chandelure which flares up angrily in return.
Looks like a summoning or creation ritual. The leader of one of the places I rolled with used those kinds of circles. Not as large, must be more accurate depending on size.
>Mort shudders a bit at the cold, moving closer to Wisp.
Fuck me, I've always wanted to find weird shit but this is not what I had in mind. I assume you've ransacked the place already?
>Mort kicks the door open to one of the buildings and pokes inside.

Hey PAR, any of you have any tips for someone who recently got a Volcarona?

>>9312915
touch the butt

>>9312915
bug butt touching

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>>9312357
...Define... Register. Do you simply want to see one, or do you want to catch one?

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>>9312870
No, actually, I've avoided going inside these things af- OH SHIT!
>He follows the edgelord, Pixel taking the lead
WATCH OUT! THERE'S FUCKING ICE TYPES EVERYWHERE IN THESE THINGS!
>Two Froslass make themselves known, launching Ice Shards at the group!

>>9312925
>>9312941
What do you think I look like, a filthy pokephile?

>>9312946
Catch and release, like with all the pokemon I don't keep on my team

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>>9312915
Actual Volcarona trainer here.
Don't listen to those other two guys, obviously.
What kind of tips do you need?

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>>9312915
Touch the b- Okay don't do that. Anyway, they prefer warm areas they get sick if they're exposed to cold for too long, make sure you live in a warm climate or have a space heater or two.
>>9312970
Oh shit, battle time, baby.
Wisp, fire blast em. No, not me.
252 SpA Chandelure Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Froslass: 186-222 (108.1 - 129%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9313002
>One down!
Arceus dude this is why you don't just go barging into these places!
Pix, Flamethrower!
>0 SpA Arcanine Flamethrower vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Froslass: 296-350 (250.8 - 296.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9313026
(probably should have mentioned they were level 40 but yeah)

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>>9312979
So... let me get this straight. What you're proposing is that, should you meet Mew, you would capture her in a small sphere, sealing her off from the outside world, for just long enough for an electronic device to say that you have, at one point, owned her, and then you would simply release her. And that's assuming you're being completely honest.

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>>9313026
And that's the other one. Dude, we're tough enough to probably reclaim this entire place. Unless Kyurem is here. Fuck Kyurem though, he's a nerd.
>Mort pokes through the house.
Gotta be something in here.
>>9313032
(Nice. I was calcing them at Lv60 and Wisp at 45. Chandelier a stronk.)

>>9312985
Proper care and feeding, I know, not a smart move to get something this rare as my second pokemon but it was a really good opportunity and his flame is already really useful at work.

>>9313002
I have to move around a lot, I'll bring extra blankets next time I get called to Snowbelle or Icirrus.

Mort/33
Quincy/77
New OTP

>>9313057
Uh, yeah pretty much, though the Dex doesn't register ownership, just like, other data, like how much the pokemon weighs and what it looks like and all that stuff. I want to fill out the whole Dex, one region at a time, and it's the legendaries and mythics that are making that difficult. I've only kept three pokemon, and only with their permission, so I guess that makes me honest.

33 x 77s Skarmory

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>>9313081
>77: realize you don't really know how to properly look after a Volcarona.
>Quickly think up something that sounds believable.
Well, there's the keeping them warm thing that Mort said.
Also Volcaronas usually eat other bug types, so there's that. Or just whatever the bug type Pokefood is for your region.
I've tried both and Volcarona seems to prefer the former.

>>9313086
>>9313125
Oh I've got a good one.
Bullet x your heads.

>>9313185
Bug type pokechow got that, will be hard to find the few times I go to Orre to visit the family.

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>33: Get a Gengar from the lab as a prize.
>Rolling for level with last two numbers.
>Nothing above 70.

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>>9313072
Maybe, I haven't really looked because I'm worried one day we'll meet like, a LOT of ice types and not be able to deal with them.
(I'm really not sure what could be found here)
>Quincy pokes his head around the small house

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>>9313251
Yeah pretty much.
I think I've talked to you before, aren't you that guy whose grandparents live in Gateon?
>77: get out Hypno and teleport to the Cipher Key Lair.

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>>9313273
>Lv70.
>Well okay.
>33: Go see about getting some Gengarite and something to set the key stone in.
>Kalos, hoooo.

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>>9313081
Good, good. That'll work. For food they prefer fire or bug type chow or the non-pokemon bugs.
>>9313325
Eh we'll be fine.
Probably, maybe. I'll be the meat shield if you need to run.
>Quinjamin got an odd and Mort got an even.
>Quincy got nothin', sorry, bud.
Hey, I found some probably- definitely out of date potions.

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>>9313341
...Dude this city is like millenia old, how the fuck did they have...
>Quincy checks them out, finding that they're in metal versions of the plastic potion bottles they currently use, the liquid inside them having dried up centuries ago
>They're also engraved with writing, possibly labels, but they're not in a language either of the two can understand
...Neat

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>>9313327
Hon, you're that pesant that keeps coming down the battle chateau, non?
>Rich Boy Chad sends out a level 40 Luxray.
I'll show you how we do it in Kalos!

>>9313326
Yeah, as does the poorer sides of the family who have yet to migrate.
I'm taking additional League and side jobs to get them out of there.

>>9313341
Thanks man, may actually have the moth out when visiting grandma.

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>>9313374
...Fuck off, kid.
>Gengar LV70 is sent out.
>Rev up that Snag Machine and attempt to steal the Luxray.

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>>9313360
Yep, definitely expired.
Awesome though. Found any jewelry or anything?
>Mort pops open a cabinet and looks through it.
>>9313392
They're really friendly as long as they're treated well, don't expect any aggression.

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>>9313326
>77: get Skarms to the medical room in the Key Lair.
>Roll for how many hours it'll take for Skarms' wings to get healed with the last number.
>Imaging this playing in the Key Lair amuses me.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfqZTmGxvz4

>>9313392
Yeah.
Who do you work for then, out of interest?

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>>9313396
What the hell? You... How'd you do that?
>Rich kid tosses out a Doublade LV45!
>Doublade uses Swords Dance!

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>>9313452
(Hey are you just trying to give 33 strong pokes? I kind of want to avoid having to have Dave or a GM character step in to beat 33 and 77.)
Shouldn't you be running?
>Gengar uses Shadow Ball.
252 SpA Life Orb Gengar Shadow Ball vs. 240 HP / 16 SpD Eviolite Doublade: 421-499 (282.5 - 334.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9313484
You took my...
>The rich kid returns his swords and runs off without paying prize money.

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>>9313503
Uh, bye.
>33: Get the fuck out.
>Maybe look for a wild sord because those are cool as fuck.

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>>9313412
No, actually.
>Quincy glances through a cabinet as well
I haven't found much, which is... not really that strange, we can't be the FIRST to see this place, or raid this place.
Or maybe we are, and a lot of this stuff has just fallen to dust in the centuries.

>>9313412
He seems to enjoy burning away rubbish and melting iron bars, can help in a pinch with welding.

>>9313435
Officially the League as general mechanic, often have to do more handyman tasks for the cash.
They don't pay as well as it would seem but lets you know better the League big guys.

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>>9313536
>Both of them got evens.
>Quincy finds some scraps of old silverware, literal silverware like made of silver- You get me, yeah.
>Mort finds an old weathered book.
Yo, Q. Check this.
>Mort shows him the book.
Old ass language, doesn't look like anything based on Unown.
>>9313549
Hey, nice. Must like you then.

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>>9313579
>Quincy flips through it, noting he can't understand a single word
Neat, maybe we can sell this in Sinnoh, but let's keep going, I want to get out of the city limits before nightfall, last time I stayed through dark it was... unpleasant.

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>>9313549
Interesting.
Well, I'd love to chat some more but I've gotta go hand in some reports, I've been putting it off for a while now.
Good luck looking after your Volcarona.
>77: go back to your room and start writing up a report on your team.
>Gonna get that designation change today.

>>9313579
Nice, and I haven't named him yet.
Lets see if he likes Joule.

>>9313645
See ya, have to get back to work myself actually. Good luck to you too.

>>9313617
(I'll be a bit slower because of irl. Feel free to continue without me if I poof.)
Could be rare. Anyway let's get goin'?
>Mort heads out the door and Wisp follows.
Let's be off and all that.
-Mort, imageless, no filenames for you

>>9313103
So... does anyone know where I could find a Mew?
Or any of the Kanto Legends, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres...

If Pokemon were real I'd probably just get myself some female Machokes and make them carry me around while they choke on my dick.

I want a mawile to eat me

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>>9313710
Yeah, I mean, the sun is still high, we could probably search some of the bigger buildings or something, there's a big temple I haven't checked out, mostly because I don't like this city, but... yeah, it's an option.

>>9313776
Ew

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>>9313776
...
why...

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>>9313710
>>9313786
(You need to not panic, we'll be fine.)
>Centauri is hovering above the temple entrance, squinting at Quincy and Mort.

>>9313874
Because I hate my life
>>9313839
I'd settle for just kissing desu

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>>9313905
>Quincy braces against another gust of frozen air, sucking the cold wind into his lungs and leaning against Pixel for warmth.
Mort, you see that? There's a Solrock up there!

>>9313905
>Squint back.
>Under a helmet, genius.
>>9313987
Sure is what's the plan, Stan?
-Mort

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>>9313910
well
don't hate your life
and i was attecked by a mawlie once and it bit my arm
it hurt like hell

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>>9313987
>You hear a voice in your mind.
>...Hello...Quincy...

>>9314119
>A Lunatone joins the Solrock.
>Hello there.

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>>9314119
Check things out, of course.
...Actually, we might as well get some hardcore training done, and stay up there tonight, things get interesting out here once the sun goes down.
I need to get stronger if I want to take on the League, right?

>>9314162
>Quincy realizes his hood fell down in that last gust
I need to secure that thing tighter.
...Hello?

>>9314133
I miss C

Which pokemans are good eatin?

>>9314256
Vulpix is pretty good but it's pretty chewy.

>>9314256
Your own dick
Seriously, just chop it off and eat it, the pain enhances the experience

>>9314300
Seconded.

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>>9314182
(I was waiting for Mort but he seems to have disappeared.)
>The psyrocks look down at Quincy.
>...We...are...looking...for...a...human...called...Emma...

>A powerful psychic asked us to look out for her, although we have had trouble finding her and found our way here instead.
>What are you doing here?

>>9314250
We all do, anon.

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>>9314345
>Quincy keeps his hood down, wincing as the wind whips around his head, tossing his hair wildly
Traveling, we're headed to Sinnoh and decided to take the crazy route, figured I might as well get some training in so... here we are, in one of the harshest places in the world.

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>>9314250
Me too...
>adri gets a bit teary eyed

>>9314250
Yeah...

>>9314417
Your only possible lover gone
You will never find anyone
Loneliness is your only partner

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>>9314402
>...I...see...
>...Would...you...mind...if...we...joined...you..?

>We enjoy spending time with you humans, all of our experiences so far have been positive.
>We could have a friendly battle, if you are up for it.

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>>9314402
And it's gonna be some fun training, Quinc.
>>9314499
Why not? More-t the merrier.
...Get it?

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>>9314499
Well you didn't try and kill us on sight, but uh, I don't really have room in my team for you two, maybe Mort can-

>>9314530
...That was bad, like, really bad.

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>>9314530
>Intense Solsquint.
>...Still...not...the...worst...joke...I...have...heard...
>...We...would...be...glad...to...join...you,..anyway...

>>9314540
>Ah, that won't be necessary, we have travelled without a trainer for quite some time now.
>Thank you for letting us join you.

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>>9314472
T-that is not true
I know i'll meet someone...
>adri starts sobbing a little
I know i'll meet someone and not be alone

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>>9314540
Thank you, thank you.
>Mort bows.
I try.
>>9314601
Better step my game up. You two want pokeballs or are you just gonna follow us?
...Do you know your way around here?

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>>9314601
Not a problem... I think.
Shit I'm gonna have to keep my hood down now.
>>9314655
I doubt it, they seem like they just wound up here somehow, don't think they came from here.
...But maybe they're old enough to ah... hey, can one of you guys read anything in here?
>Quincy holds out the book they took from one of the houses

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>>9314655
>We'll be fine without Pokeballs, thank you.
>We...may have gotten lost here, so we just stayed near the temple.

>>9314748
>Curious Solsquint.
>...Why..?
>...What...is...so...special...about...your...hood..?

>>9314748
>>9314795
(Whoops, didn't read all of your post.)
>Solsquint at the book.
>...Sorry,..I...have...not...seen...this...language...before...

>Perhaps we could decipher it if given enough time, but we can't make out it's meaning right now.

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>>9314748
It's the league sending evil rocks after us, obviously.
>>9314795
If you say so. What level are you two?
>Mort leans on Wisp.
>Who gives a look of frustration at the two rocks.
>>9314847
Dang.

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>>9314795
I made this whole thing myself, and after a run-in with a Jynx that tried to attack me personally, I uh, ordered a cloth made from zoroark fur -freely given, I checked- and lined my hood with it, haven't had a problem with psychics since.
...Might also be because they haven't attacked me since that one time, but still.

>>9314847
Well, that's better than we can do, alright, let's get out of the wind, and uh, I guess have a little battle?

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>>9314875
>Double psyrock squint.
>Psychically pick up Mort's tinfoil hat and crush it in front of him.
>Centauri is level 57 and I am level 46.

>>9314901
>...I...see...
>...Put...on...your...hood,..we...shall...test...this...inside...
>Centuari and Proxima float inside the temple.

Adri/Abandonment OTP

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>>9314983
>Quincy follows, pulling his hood up
>Zem and Pixel follow, the trio staring in wonder at all the beautiful engravings inside the temple
>More prominently, the enormous statue of Arceus that towers over a podium
>More prominently still: the fact that the golden cross thing that surrounds Arceus's body appears to be made of real gold on the statue
Holy...

>>9315283
I ship it

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>>9314983
Oh noooooooo.
>Mort follows the rocks inside.
I'll just watch you two and Q duke it out there. Wisp would cry if I threw him out against you.
>The Chandelure smacks Mort.
Hey! I'll give my soul off to Phasma if you keep that up.
>Wisp flares up and grumbles.
Exactly.
>>9315286
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

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>>9315340
If your thoughts are "steal the giant statue of Arceus" then no, no I am not.
I'm actually wondering how fucking rich this city was.

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>>9315286
>>9315377
>Centauri squints at Quincy.
>...The...hood...does...not...seem...to...have...stopped...me...from...seeing...into...your...thoughts...
>...Perhaps...it...only...protects...from...psychic...attacks..?

>>9315340
>Very well, thank you.

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>>9315377
Great minds don't always think alike. I was thinking about melting it down and pocketing what we can.
>>9315429
Kick his butt for me, rocks.

>>9315462
smooch the skelly

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>>9315429
...I don't think it stops anything, now
Alright, that was a lot of money for nothing.

>>9315462
Let's not, considering you literally summoned Arceus last night, I don't want to risk pissing him off.
Is Arceus a guy? Does it have a sex?
...I'll forget I even asked that.
Alright, so, battle, right?

>>9315283
>>9315331
this makes the knife sad

>>9315611
Adri X Sadness OTP

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>>9315462
>We shall try.

>>9315579
>...Very...well...
>...Would...you...like...a...single...or...double...battle..?

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>>9315534
(NEVER.)
>>9315579
Most people say he. And I haven't been smited yet, might as well keep going.
Yep, you're battling the rocks, I'll sit here and watch you miss again.
>>9315639
Trust me he'll kick his own butt.
>Sip soda.

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>>9315639
Single, Zem, you're up
>The dragonite steps forward, ready to battle!

>>9315647
Oh shut up, it was one time! Zem isn't going to do that again, right big guy?

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>>9315647
>Centauri floats over and watches by Mort.
>...You...will...have...to...tell...us...more...afterwards...

>>9315791
>Proxima moves up first.
>Very well.
>Proxima uses Calm Mind.

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>>9315791
Sure.
>>9315904
>Pet a rock.
Trust me. This'll be good.

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>>9315904
Zem, Dragon Dance!
>Zem used Dragon Dance!

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>>9315962
>Well, here we go.
>Proxima looks directly at the dancing dragon, focussing psychic energy at the Dragonite's mind.
>+1 0 SpA Lunatone Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Dragonite: 42-51 (18.6 - 22.6%) -- possible 5HKO

>>9316055
R O C K
C
O
C
K

>>9315962
>>9316055
(Why.)
>Proxima underestimates Zem's mental power, resulting in a strong psychic backlash.
>+1 0 SpA Lunatone Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Lunatone: 42-49 (27.4 - 32%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
>Proxima flies backwards before regaining control and regaining composure.
>That...did not go as planned.

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>>9316125
ALRIGHT GO ZEM, JUMP UP, JUMP UP!
>Zem used Fly!

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poo
>sits in front of a time bomb

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>>9316150
(Please crit yourself again.)
>That is worrying...
>Proxima uses Moonlight.
>Proxima restores 38 hp, back up to 93% health.

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>>9316218
AND GET DOWN!
>Zem used Fly!
>+1 0+ Atk Dragonite Fly vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Lunatone: 147-173 (96 - 113%) -- 75% chance to OHKO

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>>9316211
>Kidnap the pew from the broken time bomb.

>>9316239
>miss
>JUST

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>>9316239
>Proxima sees the attack coming and dodges out of the way.
>Lets try this again.
>Proxima focusses again, aiming another Psyshock at Zem.
>+1 0 SpA Lunatone Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Dragonite: 42-51 (18.6 - 22.6%) -- possible 5HKO

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>>9316290
>Hit!
>Zem reels back, roaring
Don't let him get to you Zem! FLY HIGH!
>Zem used Fly!
>Zem flew up high!

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>>9316304
>The more you keep doing this the stronger I become.
>Proxima uses Calm Mind and gets ready for Zem's attack.

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>>9316400
>Haha dubs for nothing
COME DOWN!
>Zem used Fly!
>+1 0+ Atk Dragonite Fly vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Lunatone: 147-173 (96 - 113%) -- 75% chance to OHKO

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>>9316413
(Haha you missed again.)
>Proxima was once again ready and dodges out of the way.
>Perhaps a different strategy is required, as this one clearly isn't working out for you.
>Proxima confidently uses Psyshock again on Zem.
>+2 0 SpA Lunatone Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Dragonite: 57-67 (25.3 - 29.7%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

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>>9316456
SHIT! ZEM! ROOST!
>Zem used Roost!
>Zem recovered 50% of his HP!
>Zem is back up to 97.7 HP!

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>>9316539
>Well, in that case...
>Proxima uses Calm Mind.
>I'll simply have to make sure my attacks are more powerful than your ability to recover.

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>>9316638
First you have to survive Zem's attack... IF THIS BIG GOOF COULD LAND SOMETHING! COME ON DUDE, ONE MORE TIME, UP HIGH!
>Zem used Fly!
>Zem flew up high!

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>>9316671
>I've managed to survive this long, I favour my chances of avoiding this attack too.
>Considering how much damage I'm doing to Zem, it seems perhaps Centauri and I need some training.
>Proxima uses Calm Mind again, looking up at Zem, ready to try and avoid his attack.

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>>9316745
ALRIGHT ZEM, GO!
>Zem used Fly!
>+1 0+ Atk Dragonite Fly vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Lunatone: 147-173 (96 - 113%) -- 75% chance to OHKO

>>9316769
(It's official: the dice hate me)

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>>9316769
>>9316778
(Almost tripfail, nice.)
(I swear if you KO Proxima right as I get +6 I'm gonna be pissed.)
>Proxima dodges out of the way, anticipating the attack once again.
>Proxima uses Calm Mind again, approaching peak calmness.
>Are you ready for what is coming?

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Off topic as fuck, but where do you get Pokemon artwork?

Pixiv usually doesn't tag individual pokemon names, the main boorus don't have much, and most sites ignore non-porn artwork. Even if I sift through Pokebooru, Deviantart, Tumblr pages, and other bad websites western artists use, I still see anons posting art I couldn't find.

Is there a website that collects stuff I don't know about?

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>>9316859
>Zem is in fact ready
>Time for a new tactic
ZEM, FUCK IT, YOU CAN'T LAND A FLY FOR SHIT BRO, TOO TELEGRAPHED!
LET'S TRY WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE AT THE FUCKING START! PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
>Zem used Dynamic Punch!
>+1 0+ Atk Dragonite Dynamic Punch vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Lunatone: 218-257 (142.4 - 167.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9316903
i get most of my crap off google, you just need to dig through the related images. tumblr or deviantart are my next stops if that doesn't spit enough out for me. i think someone said something about tumblr not showing everything if you don't have an account though? not sure how true that is but idk.

>>9316903
(Pixiv, but using the japanese pokemon names)

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>>9316930
(Not sure why you didn't just do that earlier but alright.)
(Also sorry got distracted slightly.)
>Proxima doesn't expect this and is hit with the fully force of the punch, flying backwards and landing on the floor, KO'd.

>Centauri floats forward, ready to also get wrecked.
>...That...is...worrying...
>Centauri starts the process again, using Calm Mind.

>>9316903
(Tumblr mostly. There are a few pokemon artwork tumblrs that reblog stuff and tag it like uhh... http://purplepokemon.tumblr.com/ is ok/10. Pixiv using japanese pokemon names works. Getting an account on tumblr and sifting through the tags.)

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>>9317142
>>9317073
Using Japanese names on pixiv is kinda obvious, I mean you miss out on stuff that isn't tagged with those names.
For instance this image is from a gallery just tagged ポケモン without a プリン tag.

I'll check out that tumblr page, had no idea they actually hid stuff from people without accounts.

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>33: Go get some training.
>Also see if you can get a lead on where any of the gym leaders/E4/pokedestined might be,

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>>9317133
(Because I forgot I had it, also Quincy had a brain fart)
(Also I'm gonna be in a movie so uh, here's hoping it crits when I finally get data to post again)
DO IT AGAIN ZEM! DYNAMIC PUNCH!
>Zem used Dynamic Punch!
>252 Atk Dragonite Dragon Claw vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Solrock: 133-157 (59.6 - 70.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9317381
(Stupid calculation grabbed the wrong move, but it doesn't matter because I missed)

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>>9317287
>Nope, can't seem to find anyone.
>Go do some training at the Battle Chateau.