Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet LIX
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gorey Gauntlet LIX.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
>>9302040
Crusty Sean
Reigen Arataka
Ruby Gloom
Eggman-kun
>>9302040
Emeralda Kasim
>>9302040
Lord of Lightning
>>9302040
Sliver Queen
Inkling
Len
>>9302040
A nurse
>>9302040
Six
>>9302040
Draco
>>9302040
Astaroth
>District 8 please
>>9301936 (Ahri)
Dancing isn't hard at all... Only if you think too much, but most people just can't give up their inhibition...
Or maybe you're asking for private lessons?
>she tries to grin once more but she finds it hard to joke for some reason, the taste of broken hopes maybe
Oh well... huh. That sounds like a plan to me. I can provide the alcohol... as for the drummers... It shouldn't be to hard to find some faceless guy ready to beat it all night. They've been doing this during our whole conversation anyway.
The Player
A Real Estate Agent
>>9302040
Elma Jouii
Space Dandy
Agrias Oaks
Angie Yonaga
Gascoigne
>>9302040
Bird Up!
Graham Specter
>>9302040
Emi driving an AE86
Shouten Douji
>>9301985
Then again I shall say that for now, I shall abide by your request and not participate in any deviant activities. The mana you supplied me with today shall last me for some time anyways, so I had no intention of seeking more.
>The oni leans back in her stone seat.
A shame there is nothing I can do for your current situation. I suppose you will have to lay there and wait for nature to take its course.
>The oni chuckles.
Hakuno Kishinami
Tanaka-kun
>>9302040
Captain Luna
>>9302040
Shota
Fumi Kanno
Hana
>>9302040
Aubrey
Ash Crimson
>>9302040
Pussy Slayer Lenny
Reimu Hakurei
>>9302040
Grumpy alien
Diavolo
>>9302040
Madoka
Joker
>he thought I was joking when I suggested 24
Nice uid count.
Number Six
>>9302040
Sucy Manbavaran.
A MOTHERFUCKING PATRIOT
Maid Shidou
>>9302040
Wiggly-nurse
Why does Assgore always pick up these obscure af avas?
Arashi
Chizuru Kashiwagi
IIDA TENYA
>>9302124
>30+ UIDs
>>9302040
Fujiwara no Mokou
Haru
Akechi
Deku
>>9302125
I'll have two number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 numba 45s one with cheese and a large soda.
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>9302148
>BANG
:thinking:
>>9302138
>Homestuck isn't that obscure though, and neither is Undertale.
PLAIN BREAD-chan
>>9302164
>I don't get it...
>>9302138
>always
???
>>9302167
>You picked up a Homestuck ava
Come on, man. Undertale was cancer enough.
>>9302138
>Homestuck
>Undertale
>Obscure af
Nah
>>9302040
Late Vinny
>>9302138
>Homestuck
>Ed Edd n Eddy
>UnderTale
>Obscure
????????????????????
>>9302201
>waaaaaaaah give me a swap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kys
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9302070
I've never had anyone request a District before. This is new.
>>9302138
Homestuck isn't that obscure, and Snowman's also not an ava.
...Yet.
>>9302213
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9302201
B I N N Y
I
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Y
>>9302213
Looks good. Thanks for hosting.
>>9302070
>Ahri turns, raising an eyebrow.
Private lessons? Nonsense. Inhibitions are easy to lose when all you can hear and feel is the music moving through you, with you... Guiding you.
>She raises her arms once more, unable to keep her body from swaying like wheat in the wind.
I'll also provide my own alcohol. I'm sure you're heard of The Green Dragon? If not, that's understandable...
>A deep, devilish chortle leaves her throat.
I won't hand it over without explaining just how to drink it, so don't worry.
>She pauses, seemingly afraid to avoid eye contact with the succubus.
Is it as distracting for you? Or are you used to it by now?
>Her face, looking worried, carries a hint of the joke she's making with the corners of her lips curled just slightly upwards.
>>9302201
>>9302082
>>9302213
Swap
>>9302213
..Ready to go.
>>9302213
Well, now that I know that district 8 has the most chances to win, I'm only putting the odds in my way.
Let's get this show on the road!
>>9302213
Let's go.
>>9302213
>>9302140
>>9302148
Swap.
>>9302085
>>9302201
>>9302213
You're lucky i have to take a shower vineinator.
>>9302212
xd
>>9302213
I shall give your games the chance to amuse me, host. Let it be known that previous games have tried and failed to keep me entertained, so you have quite the burden to carry.
>>9302057
>>9302156
>>9302213
For the sake of success, please allow him to fight.
Stats if anyone cares
>>9302177
Is it possibly subliminal messaging that you're going to bang Ash while Gabriel and his sister watch?
>>9302255
What makes you think that exactly?
>>9302213
Looks good.
>>9302271
nobody does
>>9302212
ok
>>9302250
>afraid to BREAK eye contact.
>Not sure why I used avoid. Apologies.
>>9302213
>>9302271
>>9302213
It is a nurse's duty to help someone so I will help this person.
>>9302065
>>9302173
>>9302271
Host here after this pls
>>9302271
>letting /tlhg/ win
>>9302213
This time i'm getting my objectives done, YOU HEAR ME, PEOPLE?!
>Elma looks more motivated than before, maybe She ate too many sweets today
>>9302213
Swap
>>9302053
>>9302162
I'mma call it night for today, goodnight HG.
>>9302213
Let's get down and dirty!
>>9302274
Because he posted the stats last thread! >>9301416
>>9302213
Get on with it.
>>9302269
Oh man...I thought I wasn't gonna make it.
>>9302091
>>9302162
>>9302213
Hey, could you do this for me?
>>9302299
RNGesus willed it.
>>9302311
why swap in that he has tributes in already
>>9302213
>>9302258
>It's fine, I already have an entry.
>>9302273
>...No comment
>>9302252
>>9302262
Never mind swap me for this dude instead since she already gave mr vine a spot.
>>9302213
>>9302311
...Fantastic.
>>9302317
Well lets see if they live up to expectations.
How's the head by the way?
>>9302262
Nah, fuck your show!
Someone already swapped me in!
I like your show, don't slit my throat Eric...
>>9302311
>Gnight Rube.
>>9302329
But Atua told me to do sumthin' important!
Angie can't participate.
(Already got a tribute in.)
>>9302336
>>9302342
Oh it's fantastic, take it from me
https://discord.gg/MZqjmRc
Sorry to shill (and I know I'm kinda not here anymore), but I'm starting a Survivor RP server for avas to compete in. The first season will probably start in late May or early July. An application form is in the server, or you can just join to look around.
>>9302336
Where have you been
>>9302365
No bibba
>>9302311
>>9302324
Not one, but two lesser beings that know their place? Thank you both.
>>9302323
>Placing a hand on her chest, she bows.
Fight well.
>>9302365
tf is a survivor rp
>>9302377
>Izuku bows back, trying to be as polite as possible
Th-Thank you, I will.
>>9302365
What's survivor about?
>>9302373
...It wasn't a problem, I guess?
>>9302396
did u see iiyas new gf
>>9302365
Fuck off Hoshidan trash. I'm not going near anything your filthy hands have disgraced with their touch.
>>9302400
surviving
>>9302391
>>9302400
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_(U.S._TV_series)
>The show maroons a group of strangers in an isolated location, where they must provide food, water, fire, and shelter for themselves. The contestants compete in challenges for rewards and immunity from elimination. The contestants are progressively eliminated from the game as they are voted out by their fellow contestants, until only one remains and is given the title of "Sole Survivor" and is awarded the grand prize of US$1,000,000.
>>9302351
You're lucky I always check one more time before I save changes. Bird Up in again, Angie out again.
>>9302213
Let's have some -real- fun!
>Unfortunately I will have to head out shortly, something came up. But I'll be coming back in about 2 hours or so...
>I'm very sorry.
>If someone else would like to be swapped in, please give them my spot
>>9302213
Let's roll, Baby! Nobody expected Hawaii Yankee!
>>9302090
Very funny. If you think I am going to let myself die to some animal if I am attacked, you are mistaken.
You could assist me by finding a healthy alternative to your alcohol. Water should be simple enough. Are you capable of doing that without making a mistake?
>>9302213
Thank you for your time, Host!
Start at your ready.
>>9302250
>she smiles seeing her trying so hard to contain herself, even though she's still deep sunk into her eyes
Of course I know that, but there is more than shutting down your reason, and I'm not sure many people knows that.
Green dragon? Is that some asian beverage? Heh you know I'm always down to try new stuff
Does it burn your throat like a volcano? It's the best feeling!
...
>Maybe it's the remain of alcohol in her beer, but she isn't sure who is playing with who now. Ahri seems to be switching personae constanstly, a snarky fox hiding behind her pearly innocent face of a vixen.
>It doesn't help that she's still sit and Ahri's standing up.
Getting used? I think I'm getting to... but do I want to...
Come on Ahri, stop tormenting me...I... I should be the one doing that.
>>9302370
>…I've been too busy during these days because exams and a lot of work.
>>9302297
Thank you, Miss. Here is some bread as a token of gratitude.
>P.B.C. hands you a loaf of bread with his signature on it.
Surely you won't be disappointed.
>>9302440
I'm just glad you're not fucking dead.
It's nice to see you again.
>>9302407
Iida has a girlfriend? I always imagined he'd be married to his job...or something like that. Go-Good for him though, hope they're happy.
>>9302421
Yay! Angie can go do what Atua told Angie to do!
>And just like that, Angie runs in a direction, and she's gone in a few moments
>>9302405
I would hope not, but you appear to be unsure. You would not stand in the way of somebody who is clearly superior to you achieving greatest, right?
>>9302432
A being like my myself needn't eat or drink, but I enjoy drinking sake in my spare time. Water is out of the question, master, so I'm afraid you'll simply have to lie down and wait for when nature calls.
BLOODBATH!
Lenny already slaying pussy, though I doubt it's one he wanted to go anywhere near.
For increased driving capabilities, surely.
That smug MOFO just knows how good he is at pinball.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GASCOIGNE!
It's always the worst when you die before ever even stepping foot into the Arena.
>>9302465
is this a trap
>>9302435
>I'm so sorry, I do hope you'll still be here when I get back.
>If not, I apologize for needing to leave. I'll be back in about 2 hours.
>>9302363
Oh we did? I don't remember you at all. You shouldn't have been "fantastic" yourself, so to speak.
>>9302342
The head?
>she scratches it
Oh... It's okay, I don't think I really suffer hangover. I just wake up in a nice cozy bed, but the arena was empty then...
>she smirks
Of course that idiot of a barman let all of his bottles.
>>9302432
ur like the Michael Jordan of hg iiya
>>9302474
I never got a birthday party...
..Where is the food..?
>>9302356
>That's a cute Reimu.
>>9302448
>Sorry if I barely post here, I need to finish some things and having a bit of free time for fucking around on HG is difficult. ;_:
>>9302474
A pity this match begins while my master is still paralyzed from the waist down.
Oh well. This handicap will only prove to make things more interesting.
>>9302492
kys Ichigo
>>9302474
You are the weakest link, goodbye.
>>9302475
Angie's Angie! If ya mean Angie's a girl, Then Yes.
>>9302485
>It's not a problem at all, it was really fun.
>Well, see ya later, or tomorrow if I'm not here, then.
>>9302474
>Gascoigne has long forgotten the date of his birth,be he does not question it.
>>9302474
T-That hurts!
>elma didn't knew how to play the game, so she loses immediately
>>9302421
Fine, but i'm just about to jump in the shower so i won't be doing any of my amazing shitty rp that everybody loves so much.
>>9302486
Huh, good for you. I always try to restrain myself because I know how bad I'll feel the day after.
And yeah you were pretty much out cold. It was a bit tough for me to carry you to the bed myself.
>>9302492
It's all good you don't have to apologize it's just nice to see you again.
DAY 1!
If you're cooking seafood, I feel like we need to have a talk.
PLAIN BREAD-chan confirmed a red-bellied commie scumball?
I know think the Lord is pleased with your summoning dance.
It's uncharacteristic of The Player to stop a game right before the end.
Double power-up madness!
>>9302474
>With her new mechanical arms, Emi can drift at the speed of sound
>Don't forget to follow her on twitter for sick Initial D meme @TheRealEmiDrivingAnAE86
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>9302474
Once a winner always a winner, woe is you. I would hate to sink in your position.
>>9302543
A fine decoration item this could become.
>>9302543
Half the battle is all about atyle.
>>9302474
>dead in the bloodbath... Thanks for hosting.
>And thanks to Mokou for hosting the previous game as well. Time to play some Vita.
>>9302543
>At least, Six would be in love, if she weren't impaled by the hilariously large-in-comparison arrow and stuck to the ground. She'll probably live. Maybe it's a tiny arrow and Len just has a tiny bow. The possibilities go on.
>>9302534
You did?
Oh... I guess I shouldn't be surprised after what you've done but... you do have some strenght in those noodle arms
>>9302543
>>9302534
I think he's getting a little jealous I'm not giving him all my attention.
Poor guy, he used to only talk to people on the internet
>>9302543
So....are you done yet? If you have some sort of power I doubt mind control is the right one.
>>9302474
This is no good… I need to find something to break the curse, and the one behind it will be punished!
>>9302499
>Wrong person.
>>9302540
It's all fine man.
>>9302543
>Cooking with pincers is a no go, Crusty just flails them in the air instead.
>>9302311
The nurse will dismiss you now. Take care.
>>9302442
Giving me gifts already? I haven't even done any nursing yet. However I must warn you.
>She takes the piece of bread, pointing at it with accusatory tone in her voice.
Giving pieces of your head can not be healthy nor is giving pieces of bread with ink on them.
>She then eats the bread with no problem.
This has been a tip from your nurse.
>>9302543
Wait, w-why i'm sitting on the chair? why are you guys doi-..
>>9302543
How unfortunate! Such misplaced patriotism doesn't belong in the likes of the Arena, I shall eliminate you.
>>9302543
>>9302570
Sorry, but I noticed some foul play right there so I had to act quick.
>>9302570
Just because I spend all day on playing games doesn't mean I keep my body well trained. The more I train, the more focused I can become.
>>9302543
…
>>9302471
No madam. I... well, I don't exactly know my place in the world. But I do know it ain't with the greats of the world, that's for sure.
NIGHT 1!
Ash Crimson is really getting in shape this game.
...Nine?
What goes around, comes around, Lenny.
That totally reads like an episode of Space Dandy.
Is it a boiling pot of water?
What do you call a male harem? 'Cause I think Astaroth is making one.
>>9302544
Gas Gas Gas > Deja Vu
>>9302564
Thanks for playing!
>>9302543
I'll just move my queen to c6 a-
O-Oh... I guess I'm not very good at this game after all.
>>9302474
Manhattan has never looked better
>>9302543
That's not for you!
> he'd snatch it away
>>9302608
Stop and smell the flowers some time.
>>9302590
>>9302608
>A pillow suddenly flies at the walking loaf of bread at several dozen miles per hour.
>>9302608
Oh well. I'm outta here.
Goodnight folks. See you tomorrow.
Initial D is unironically a good anime.
>>9302608
Even with advanced weaponry the only living thing you are able to bring harm to is one that cannot move. How sad.
>>9302608
>Ash Crimson is really getting in shape this game.
how else is he going to impress haru?
>>9302608
>Is that a mother fucking Earthbound reference?
>>9302569
That was a good game but it's one of those that's plagued by a confusing story line that leaves you clueless as to what was going on or what anything meant
>>9302608
Uhm, shit, well, atleast he isint real, haha
> Pussy Slayer Lenny would corrupt into nothingness, as do all tributes killed by Vinny.
>>9302594
Foul play? Come on, the knight totally can move an additional case in some occasions...
Besides it's not like she needed that bishop...
Sport you say?
>grins
Aren't you right arm a bit more ripped than your left?
>>9302608
Not the finest guys around but that will do I guess, I need something to play with after what Ahri's done to me
>>9302634
I unironically like eurobeat music
>>9302639
Ash x Kaito x Haru
>>9302608
>Hakuno was merely sitting down, not even taking a glance at the explosion. She takes a deep breath and exhales.
It's days like these, which makes the world go round. Or, something like that. Who knows.
>>9302634
>This, I don't really care about the memes actually, and I genuinely like eurobeat.
>>9302608
>Being fried and served to rich people.
>Crusty shivers at the thought of this terrifying demise.
DAY 2!
Looks like it's gonna be nothing but clear skies from here on out.
Holy shit Inkling. You really want that third win, huh?
That is one kinky nurse.
We all knew Real Estate Agents are assholes. I think this proves it.
Don't worry. I'm trying to avoid him, too.
>>9302631
Good night, Lenny.
>>9302643
:^)
>>9302644
What game is it?
>>9302544
>>9302608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBFtKow1Gw8
>>9302674
do you also happen to play any Arcade Stage at all
>>9302674
>>9302667
>>9302634
>+1
>>9302608
>The other six is, unsurprisingly, not a very skilled fighter either. After a long and confusion-filled slap-match between the two, they both just give up.
>>9302644
>Yeah, I agree that while playing the game for the first time it was really hard to figure out the story and a lot of it is still super vague or just speculation. We really just know that the woman in the mask is Six's mother and that she was jealous of how beautiful her daughter was compared to her. So she sent her down with the prisoner kids to eventually be cooked and served like them.
>It probably should've had readable notes or something but at the same time that would be pretty cliche. Game development is hard.
>>9302667
mega:///#F!EBEBACQL!X2veL1xFQf_GUPIwBh24wg!sY1mEaYJ
>>9302684
Y-You two take all of those, I don't need THAT kind of stuff..
>>9302687
>No, but I'll try that one day.
>>9302704
>Yay!
>>9302586
Yet this loaf of bread for a head is just as savory as any other staple food, but I understand your concern.
>>9302626
>P.B.C. plunges towards the floor, picking himself up he glares apprehensively at the direction the pillow was thrown from.
>>9302608
>>9302635
>Shrugs.
If direct combat with firearms was my forte I'd be good at not missing with something I touched for the first time. The next ones will be loaded with toxic gas, missing won't matter then.
>>9302670
>tfw this will never happen
>>9302684
I hadn't expected a creature so simple to be able to pass this trial so quickly. Are you certain you did not cheat?
>>9302704
Thanks
>>9302684
http://vinesauce.com/old/somuchtodosomuchtosee/
>>9302667
>I don't listen to it too much but the ones I heard I really liked a lot. Which are Beat of the Rising Sun and No One Sleep in Tokyo.
>>9302684
>Don't you memeface me.
>B-But it's nice to have someone else reference the Mother series in their events besides me.
>>9302684
>>9302713
Yeah, you're really too young to play with those Shota, besides...
>She takes up the drugs, stroking the canon of a gun in a suggestive way.
You really don't need that to light a fire, do you?
>>9302731
Big. Meaty. ___
>>9302488
Um...I am not sure if this is a compliment or an insult.
Elaborate on what exactly makes me like him, if you would.
>>9302472
>Iida rests his head on the ground, glaring at Shuten upside down.
One of Earth's most valuable resources...out of the question....okay.
>Iida takes a deep exhale and releases.
I am going to relay a message to somebody I know to come bring aid. Do not scare him off, please. He may be my only help as of now.
>He pulls out his phone and begins to text someone.
>>9302458
>Izuku's phone vibrates from receiving a text.
>>9302657
>Non-amused look across the Player's face
I don't know what you're talking about. They both look the same to me.
>His right arm was slightly more ripped though
>>9302684
Excuse me, but I just did what the others did because why not?
>>9302714
in that case prepare for a huge learning curve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCYKUE-AIa8
>>9302731
God has forsaken us
>>9302684
Hey, I resent that comment on real estate agents. It's not like I'm falling back into my old loan sharking habits...
...
>He quickly stuffs his cigarette lighter back into his pocket.
>>9302718
>A loud, well dressed Japanese real estate agent comes sprinting at the bread, a 2nd pillow in his hand as he takes a wild swing straight at that breaded head.
OORRAAAAA!
>>9302631
I shall reschedule your check up another time then. Take care.
>>9302718
You shouldn't be worried about me. It is yourself and others that should be worried. Now tell me what is the medical condition for the mutation of the head you have.
DAY 2!
Just as the food chain dictates, probably.
One for the loony bin, and one for the jailhouse. I enjoy balance in my godmodding.
Kinky AND deadly
It says fairest of all, not fastest of all.
You should probably just take it off, Ahri, before you go insane.
>>9302704
>Holy...
>Is this for real?
>everything in .flac
>This will just break my PC's memory kek
>>9302684
>The Inkling has a fiery look in her eyes. She's prepared to do anything to win.
>>9302749
Come now, my darling Iida. I quite enjoy the company of others.
>>9302772
I'll be back.
>>9302772
>Her whereabouts turn out to just be inside of a random hollowed out log in the middle of the forest. Cold, alone, and most of all, hungry.
>>9302745
>A sudden blush comes to shota's face
O-OF COURSE NOT! mages don't use guns
>>9302772
WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS TH-.. oh
>(nice reference)
>>9302772
NIGHT 2, m80.
>>9302775
cherrypick the songs you want and download them individually
>>9302752
>she chuckles
A solo player, even in real life, right?
Ah ah don't worry, you're in pandemonium now, this will change soon enough!
>>9302772
This game is... kinda stupid don't you think? Can't we not do something else?
>>9302772
>Her eyes light up with pride as she put the code of secrets in the game.
...I still got it.
>>9302772
Tennis balls but not rackets? Eh. I'll pass, not really the sport kind of witch, like Amanda or Akko
>>9302749
>A loud buzzing emanates from Izuku's back pocket. Noticing it's his phone he takes the thing out and checks the text.
Oh; It's from Iida.
>>9302606
I see that you can recognize when you are in the presence of great power. That is quite helpful to be able to do!
>Illyasviel reaches up and pets Hakuno on the head.
Maybe I won't need to grind you up into an unidentifiable sludge like how the rest of the people here will surely end up!
>>9302772
>Let's hope that's not fatal.
>>9302803
Are you ever going to interact with anyone else or are you going to suck Kamina's dick?
DAY 3!
Holy moly, this nurse really is out for blood. If only the human nurse decided to stay in. She'd have some real competition, then.
Out of the coffin, into his arms.
Just post it on the Miiverse or whatever. The kids will love it.
>>9302811
I'm sorry, I'm high as balls right now. Not really.
>>9302812
>Fair enough
>>9302808
Oh well, guns can be useful. Especially the big ones
>She aims at Shota and pulls the trigger, but of course she didn't load the gun, she just like to prank him
>>9302772
Where is it?! I heard it...a sound I recognize all too well,where on earth did that beast run off to?
>>9302844
I find myself thinking that with every single ava here. Just put a blank space over Kamina and replace it with an ava of your choice. This place is more circlejerky now than it ever has been.
>>9302759
........
>Bread is sent flying towards the canvas, he writhes & wiggles in pain struggling to get up from that surprise blow to the.... bread.
....Urrrggh.... uhhhhh......th-th-that was uncalled for you classless punk.
>>9302763
My level-breaded head isn't a medical condition at all. What's the use of me being worried if I'm garnered a reputation for being the most richest & popular kid in school.
>>9302772
>>9302808
>He shooks his head right after he flipped the switch
>>9302817
Really now? I will look forward to work with you though. You mentioned something about me becoming a demon, what it gain me exactly?
>>9302850
Dude
>>9302850
>That's some 10//10 fanart right there.
>>9302850
...He looks like one of those that would want to eat me. I'm sure he is. If only he knew.. I-I'll eat him before he can eat me.. That's the only way I can be safe..
>>9302844
Reminds me of Satania
Post an invite link to the HG discord.
>>9302869
>What will it*
Who's Kamina?
>>9302850
D-Don't look at my trash
>>9302856
>shota got scared when she pulled the trigger, screaming a little bit but then notices it was a prank.
Oh.. d-don't do things like that!
>>9302850
Nope, the output in this hose won't be big enough. but if we do it this way...
>And her mouth becomes a flamethrower after drinking a small poiton
NIGHT 3!
More power-ups! ...Oh, crap, she can shoot fire now. She's unstoppable.
Older men have a thing for Aubrey.
Hah hah, what a Joker!
>>9302872
weed
>>9302862
Really? Feels less.
Give us all the cjerks you spot
>>9302844
Has anyone even tried?
>>9302902
lmao
>>9302902
....
>Six just stares at the inner walls of the basket, being unable to see over them due to her tiny size.
>>9302856
also pointing out another thing
don't get ones from the "non-stop" folders
the songs in the folder are meant to "chain" into each other and you'll hear an excerpt of a song if you download something from that folder indivivually
they are meant to sound something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v2hj0mDd7E
>>9302905
>I just did.
>>9302902
Perhaps you'd like to see the mountain which I have carved into my abode? I cannot guarantee your safety if you tread inside, however.
>>9302902
And the soccer ball was never seen again.
>>9302837
>An unnerving chill is sent throughout her body, as she was petted on the head.
...Yeah, it is kinda useful. I know that... well... it can end up saving your own life.
>>9302902
>Hakuno looks directly at her feet then her hands.
Holy crap. That was... cool.
>>9302863
>The real estate agent strikes a dramatic pose as he stands tall over the downed bread.
There's no rules to be followed in a pillow fight. All that matters are those who are left standing after the feathers have all scattere-
Wait, why is your head a loaf of bread? What kind of costume is that?
>>9302902
I figured it couldn't be that hard to wash a suit, now the white's all turned into pink.
Nishki's gonna give me hell for this...
>>9302902
That looks painful..
>>9302929
>pets
>>9302850
>>9302879
Why would I even think of that? Besides, you look just like my little sister, more or less.
>>9302902
Now that just painful.
>>9302921
>>9302902
..Will there be food?
>>9302902
Wow, the guy was faster than me at full speed on my broom. Now that's fast, too fast to even bother racing. Back to the ground...
Guys
How about we shitpost them.
DAY 4!
Faster at drifting, but not at cup-stacking.
Is it because they wouldn't join your man harem?
>>9302927
Pfffft.
>>9302850
>she looks at the sky, a bloody rain seem to be coming from the depht of hell... if the world had been turned inside out.
Strange stuff..
>A bloody tear drop on her finger, she smells it.
That scent...
>>9302869
Oh! Finally interested! But you've got everything to win? Didn't I mention the blue skin? The aesthetic alone is worth it.
Ohh... I guess you can get some cool low-level magic, at first. Let me guess, you want to be an incubus, right?
>>9302891
>She laughs
You're just so cute Shota ahah!
Don't be afraid though, you know I'd never hurt you...
>she makes the gun twirls in her hand.
How is the magic training going by the way?
>>9302902
I've told you guys, I don't want to play that stupid ga- >>9302927
>What this anon said.txt
>>9302916
>Oh! Okay Got it! Thanks for the imput
>>9302937
Din't want to introduce myself with a generic hello so I used the game event.
Maybe she missed it or blattanly ignored me. Both are fine I guess.
>>9302947
Shitpost who?
>captcha: stop pronto
>>9302965
or they couldn't think of anything to say
>>9302950
>Still pissed about the Football's game, she just puke whatever crosses her mind at the moment
>Of course, coming from a demon, those aren't words I'm authorized to transcript here, it's a PG-13 HG thread after all
>>9302941
I don't know.. Plenty of people do..
..Is your little sister also my size?
>The girl, less than a foot tall, looks up at him. Her face seems shrouded by a shadow, persisting even in direct light.
>>9302950
>The bone knocks Six the fuck out due to relative size. It'll be a miracle if she survives with only head injuries.
>>9302950
And now we add some of this and a little of that and a portion of those...and it's done! I'm gonna enjoy this more than he will.
NIGHT 4!
BREAD-chan making five people toast!
...Please...Please kill me for that pun...
>>9302969
No, Dach.
>>9302931
I... It's a real he..head.... something you poor... classless thugs will never have... ouch.
>He stands up dusting off his prized uniform with a wad of cash, he adjusts the corsage as his bruises regenerate.
>>9302997
suicide events reeeeeeeeeeee
>>9302997
So... Hungry..!
>Her razor sharp teeth manage to rip a small chunk of flesh from the Inkling's hand, before she attempts to go in for another.
>>9302803
That's the issue. Midoriya-kun is a bright boy who should not have to be exposed to your troublesome personality. He is a bit of a jittery person. He is coming to provide me with much needed nourishment, not entertain you, so do keep that in mind
>>9302834
>The message reads as follows.
>"Greetings Midoriya-kun, I would hate to burden you with this, but you are the only person I know in the immediate vicinity of me. My engines have stalled and I am now left immobile. Could you come with orange juice or even water? It should be enough to flush my system."
>Following the text is a group of coordinates
>>9302950
We will be here when you return. But be careful, and make sure to come back when day breaks. We cannot help you if you become injured during nightfall. It would be too dangerous and compromise the entire group.
>>9302942
But of course, child. Though, I would be careful if you choose to enter the lair of an oni, lest you become a meal yourself.
>>9302997
I have witnessed the blunders of this so-called dragon several times over. This decision was a simple one.
>>9302955
>>9302950
I can- Ye- I can hear you miss- Okay.
...Please stop...
>Kiryu slowly sinks into a corner, enduring the onslaught of words.
>>9302997
....
What's a wi fi?
>>9302998
Somehow, I don't believe you.
>He ignores the wad of cash, more interested in the bread head as reaches out to grab at it.
And don't call me a thug. I wouldn't just attack anyone with a pillow without reason.
>>9302997
Come on you can't be serious?! Pulling up the same shit again to m- >>9302938
>She sees Shota about to get destroyed by a giant toaster
>She rushes to protect him, but it's useless and is obliterated
>>9302902
Was this really necessary?
>>9302950
>>9302980
Man, you sure have a colorful vocabulary.
>>9302955
Woah, slow down now. I'm not sure if I want all that. And aren't there some disclaimers aswell? Sure there must be some kind of price.
>>9302863
Ah, so your head is not the result of some horrific condition. I must learn more of these half, half people another time. As your nurse, I must know if your head has a limit.
>Absentmindedly, the nurse takes a piece of his head. Eating it once more, she continues talking while chewing it.
If it doest it, I may haf to do somethin about it.
>>9302976
Considering their writing so far? Hard to believe senpai, but it's ok if they don't wanna talk to anyone, I know a few people like that.
>>9302950
But.. why including me?
>>9302955
Don't call me c-cute.. the magic training is going pretty well, I can make better fireballs than before! and ice spells!
>>9302997
WHY DOES PEOPLE HAVE STRONG MAGI-..
>Shota rests in peace.. and by that I mean outside the arena
Not fair..
DAY 5!
Friend of yours, Sean?
Reigen doing God's work.
Even from beyond the grave the Lord of Lightning works his magic.
You might not wanna fuck with him considering what just happened to five people.
>>9303014
I need to have 1P Fatal events, maaaan. Just get good next time.
>>9302939
Uh, the heck are you petting me for?
>>9302950
>Hakuno tosses the letter towards Graham, then proceeding to walk backwards.
Y'know, I don't regret a single thing right now. See you later guys and whatever you do with that knowledge, I couldn't careless.
>>9302997
Well... goodbye, everyone.
>So a quick question since I'm not too familiar with rp. Is it fine if I keep Samus the strong and silent type while she's in the power armor and talkative outside of games?
>I like the sound of that but I only played the earlier metroids and I have no idea how she communicates or even if she does. Does that sound fine? Is there a metroids where she does actually speak?
>>9303015
It made me sad when she ate one of the cone heads after you Hughes them all...
>>9303032
T-Thanks astaroth, but you know that high level wind magic is unstoppable
>>9303076
Other M :^)
>>9303061
>>9303061
>And game over for the Player. What a shocking turn of events for him.
>>9302997
HA!
>P.B.C. siphons his solar hand energy to his fists, as he prepares to unleash his ultimate technique.
I'LL SETTLE THIS AND ERASE YOU ALL FROM EXISTENCE: PAN SHIN-KEN CHOUI-CHOUGI....
>>9303029
Yeah, yeah, yeah, excuses excuses excuses and get your filthy hands off of me.
>He pushes him off as he prides himself.
I know a thug when I see one, do yourself a favor and get yourself some fresh clothes.
>He casually throws 10,000,000 yen towards the man.
>>9303022
..I've lived with the threat of being eaten at any moment for my whole life so far... You can't scare me with it...
Not anymore. As long as you don't try to stop me... Food is all I'll take from you.
>>9303061
>Six takes a big bite of the bread before running back off into the forest.
>>9303084
>ikr. The gnomes did nothing wrong. You spend the whole game hugging them and then just vicious involuntary cannibalism
>Worst part is after you research it and learn what they are
>>9303017
Ahh, you're no fun. I shall honor your wishes though, master. Though if this boy becomes too curious, I cannot guarantee that I shall ignore him for long.
>>9303061
This device is harder to control than I had first imagined.
>>9303015
>The Inkling slaps the girl's face anyway after the first bite. The Inkling tastes like.. Ink, Obviously. What did you expect a girl made of Ink to taste like?
>>9303076
Make Samus only talk when she needs to.
NIGHT 5!
You're transgender now, Draco. Sorry to tell you this.
Number Six trying to either get in her pants or get on her good side. Only time will tell which.
I have no idea where you would even get a guitar that tiny.
>>9303076
Presumably she speaks a lot in Other M, though I've never played it. As for your plan, it actually sounds pretty damn good. I can't wait to see it play out.
>>9302984
>he crouches down and pick the girl up with his fingers
You're not that filling, anyway...
No, she's like 4 feet tall, but she always wear the same clothes as you.
>>9303061
We're doing this again?
>>9303061
>>9303104
>muffled laughing in the distance
Y'know, I like how you didn't flinch away from your computer in the middle of a thunderstorm. That's some devotions you've got there.
>>9303045
>yfw Shuten is Rin
>>9303029
>After shouting her last insult she lets out a satisfied sigh, as if a huge burden had been lifter off her.
Aaah... I really needed that.
>She glances at the man, veiled in shadows.
Oh come on, you're not going to cry are you? I wasn't even speaking about you.
>>9303034
Always those disclaimers, oh well you know, the usual stuff, your salvation, your soul... But do you really need that? It's not like you were going to do anything with it.
>>9303095
>>9303055
>She respawns outside the arena as well.
Yeah, I don't know why I did that but...
>her eyes sparkles
That thing Shota...
That...
That what you're going to cast once I'm done with you, I promise!
Fire? Ice? Good enough. Are you ready to try right now?
>>9303017
>"Yeah; sure, no problem Iida. I'll go get you some water, just give me a couple of minutes."
>After sending the text he slips the phone back into his back pocket.
>Izuku soon after pops up with a bottle of water.
Here's some water, Iida. Sorry for not getting you any orange juice, I barely had any money on me...so I had to improvise a bit.
>Izuku seems ready to bolt at any moment...he's just as jittery as ever, and something tells the me the jailbait oni isn't helping it.
>>9303076
Not really familiar with Metroid but I do like your idea. Wouldn't mind seeing it happen.
>>9303138
or LF
>>9303062
Because I have nothing else to.
>pets
>>9303111
I haven't any need to consume. You may take what you wish, just be wary that I shall be watching.
>>9303132
Pitiful creature.
>>9303141
I'm ready! just tell me what should I do first
>>9303037
As man as rich as I am, I'll show that I have no limits. Rich people never have limits, we can buy what we want and control whatever we want. Those who whittle down to restrictions are just poor.
>He decapitates himself to make a sandwich.
>>9303124
>The miniature girl eats it anyway, being desperate for food, and is sent flying by the giant hand.
>>9303132
>Six tries and fails to jump on all of the right strings, the guitar just being much too big for her.
>>9303135
>She seems to panic as his fingers near her, flashing her sharp, shark-like teeth before inhaling deeply and backing away. If he listens closely enough, he may hear her stomach growl for a brief moment.
Please don't come near me.
>>9303163
Thank you.
>>9303076
Most of her dialogue in the game is inquisitive questions about her surroundings to herself.
>>9303045
your post didn't exactly give them anything to work with
>>9303189
>>9303189
>>9303189
>>9303189
>>9303189
>>9302929
Correct, especially around people like me who have no need for rebellious pawns!
Tell me girl, what is your name?
>>9303132
>Illyasviel comes across the smelly creature, kicking it in the side.