HG Murderous Games 226 Part II
>>9299663
3 points to Monochrome for winning.
1 point to The Pandemonium for most kills.
1 point to Murica for being the first to be eliminated.
Monochrome has 2 saved points.
Pandemonium has 2 saved points.
>claimed territories must be connected to one of your territories by a road
>Cities cost 1 point
>capitals (marked by stars) cost 4 points
>factories cost 3 points and grant your faction an additional 1 point whenever your faction wins a game.
Rest of the rules are posted on /yga/.
>>9299700
>Thanks for hosting
>>9299617 (player)
>She gets tidy on the bed, snoozing aloud. You're not sure but you can hear a faint "thanksh" when you descend the stairs
>>9299652
Congrats Monoko, and thanks for hosting!
>>9299700
How did bullet club get on the map.
>>9299700
>we'll be taking over Des Moines.
>>9299722
Just 1? Will you host anotehr or can I go back to read mango and watch animemes?
>>9299700
So we have three points now?
I propose we take Knoxville. Time to get rid of the trash in the south.
>>9299701
Oh...okay. Thank you!
>>9299649
>>9299666
>>9299667
>>9299675
>>9299677
>>9299687
>>9299709
>>9299713
>>9299728
Thanks everyone, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNk4i_rfz2E
>>9299700
Oooh, ooh, I know! I think we shoul-
>Monoe leans over and whispers something in Monoko's ear
...Oh. Oooooooh! Oh! Okay!
We're taking Des Moines and holding on to the rest! Is that okay?
>>9299531
You must have not been here for my comment on Aizawa and I a few days back.
Due to her extended leave because of personal issues...I have decided we would be better downgrading from "us" to her and I. She needs things I cannot provide, so there is no use for our relationship to continue. We have officially become two again.
>>9299766
Nah, not another one today.
>>9299777
did she agree tho
>>9299531
Good. I believe we should establish some rules to avoid any conflict in the future, correct? Is there anything you would like to put forth first beforehand?
>>9299603
...don't. Do not.
>>9299778
I see, thanks anyway.
>>9299727
>He glanced one more time at the snoozing demon before smirking.
How adorable.
>>9299700
The sea is my territory des!
>>9299785
Unfortunately, I am not able to elaborate without shedding unnecessary light into Aizawa's situation. My apologies.
>>9299701 (Astaroth)
>Ahri leans back a little bit, looking more and more nervous the closer the demon gets to her face.
>The mention of exploding those five people causes her to giggle.
Heh. Yeah, that was pretty funny huh?
>The kitsune blinks, bringing her hands up to support the demon. The mention of "The finest stuff" causes her to perk up. The excitement is real, but then a barrel shows up instead.
...We're... not expected to drink ALL of that are we?
>>9299789
Have fun next time, Mister Tenya!
yuno please host
>>9299771
>trash
no need to be rude
>>9299814
Karen raids all booty that comes through the high seas, des.
>>9299774
>>9299771
>>9299765
Done.
yunoit
inoit
everybodynosit
>>9299853
Rude? Why? I'm simply telling how it is.
Between the velvet lies, there's a truth that's hard as steel, anon...
>>9299859
The booty is all mine.
Vape in my pussy and call me ur meme slut.
>>9299890
kys Hane
>>9299777
That's a whole lot of talk for saying that you don't pack enough meat where it counts, mate.
>>9299789
I do not think that should be much of an issue. As I see it, there is no need to feel attached to me from this point onwards. You are able to go about your business and I am able to go about mine with a steady flow of mana between us.
>The oni walks over to her original stone seat and begins refilling her bowl of sake, sitting with one leg over the other.
Though, I may return to your side if you truly will it. After all, this bond is made so that I may serve as your sword and shield, but the rules are quite lenient to those who wish not to take it so literally.
I suppose the correct response would be, "What do you desire, master?".
>>9299771
Shouldn't we reach out to our small branch in Rochester? They're gonna be a target sooner or later.
phantom games when?
>mfw banned from lobby in discord
>mfw DDD purged the literal whos
>mfw one post causes instant drama
At this rate, I'm going to start a sanc tier shitstorm soon.
>>9299927
have a pity (you)
>>9299837
Drink all of that?
>she chuckles
Oh *hic* no sweetie. If there is so much of it it's because...
>she gets under the faucet, her finger dancing on the steel I will not allow myself to describe because this is a PG-13 thread, children are lurking
...It doesn't matter how much you *hic* wasshte it!
>She opens it, a torrent of vodka going straight into her mouth. Overflowing, some of it spills from her mouth, soaked her skin in alcohol
Ah ahahahaha! Come on Ahri, Don't be *hic* Shy!
Don'tcha want your skin glistering with vodka? That burning feeling is the best!
>>9299927
> discord
>>9299927
What did you do this time, goy?
>>9299927
What drama?
>>9299999
Soon
>>9299927
>At this rate, I'm going to start a sanc tier shitstorm soon.
Don't get ahead of yourself. Nobody cares about discord lmao.
>>9299914
Oh hey Dandy...
Hmm you're right about that, but it seems the northern factions have no interest in attacking us for us... I thought it would have been better to secure a factory in the south. Next time we win, we'll use the points to expand ourselves there
>giving the jew (You)s
Embarrassing
>>9299927
DDD's always doing dumb shit, being a cunt or starting drama, what's different this time?
>>9299927
I don't understand, Jude. You have a ton of potential and the ability to be a great host and member of the community. I know you can be.
So why go down this path?
>>9299927
Kys
>>9299927
Mistakes are a common thing.
:egg:
>>9299967
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angra_Mainyu
"It is not that I cannot create anything good, but that I will not."
It's a tale as old as mankind, forever retold Asgore.
The dark path is simply the easiest.
Digits for the Skeleman.
>>9299999
No more /tlhg/
Check em
dark souls 3 pc HG fightclub when
If get, Kamina posts a picture of his dick while wearing a pink skirt.
If get, I do.
>>9299967
Asgore, always trying to be some brilliant voice of reason to those he knows are unwilling to listen
>>9299999
Witnessed
>>9299999
>>9300000
So it's a draw then?
>>9300000
>>9299999
kill yourselves
>>9299999
>>9299999
>>9300000
>>9299999
Kek wills the extermination of the pedos. We must do it, Kek wills it.
>>9300000
ok velma
>>9299999
>>9299937
It... It's an endless keg?
>Her eyes widen at the prospect, attempting to keep her attention from the demons alluring actions towards the faucet.
>Unfortunately, she cannot ignore the spray of alcohol across her face and chest.
A-ah... I can just use a mug, yes? I do not believe alcohol is good for your skin, or clothes. They'd be soaked through and then you'd ha---
>She freezes, hair standing on end.
>>9299999
>>9300000
>>9299999
>>9300000
>Checked.
9 > 0
WI WON
>>9300001
When I can get ds3 on my pc, which will require a bigger hdd ._.
Time to open up the tlhg thread and see the butthurt.
>>9300001
When I can afford DS3
>>9299859
>runs a recruiting offer
>>9299999
>>9300000
Neat.
>>9300000
YOU PEDOS NEED TO STAY IN YOUR OWN GARBAGE PILE GENERAL
>>9300001
When I fall for the PC gaymen meme
Why does hg and tlhg hate each other again?
I'm feeling memey so all get a reply.
>>9299936
Thanks anon, I'll make sure to shitpost you in return.
>>9299944
Shitposting is shitposting.
>>9299951
Just the usual.
>>9299953
Ask DDD, any Discordfag and/or desuarchive Jude around page 2-3
>>9299958
It's been a long time since the last shitstorm, we need new memes.
>>9299965
t. Ramsalt
>>9299966
Damn you got me.
>>9299967
t.newfag
>>9299971
t. ramsalt again
>>9299989
I planned for much worse.
>>9299999
>>9300000
Checked
>>9299995
Entirely situational, but if that's the case, you have to shed those qualities that make you human: your friends, your emotions, any semblance of empathy, etc. Is it worth destroying yourself to achieve an end?
>>9300012
I'd rather not be glorified. I just know he can be a better person. Everyone can be a better person.
>>9299999
Very good
>>9300000
Thanks Aussa
fucc
>>9299962
They're taking their sweet time to snatch that territory from us, huh? Oh well, going south seems easier than trampling over Gals and Good Vives so, your call boss.
>>9300000
>>9299999
>>9300096
They're literal pedophiles
>>9300097
I am a discordfag mate, I'll ask again, what drama?
>>9300098
>He unironically believes in the "everyone can be great if they try!!!!" meme
Where the fuck do you think we are?
>>9300097
Ah.
Well, I'll be waiting.
>>9300096
They want to put their dicku in children irl
>>9300096
They got assmad about us "stealing their gets"
We went to their thread and found out they're a bunch of pedophiles.
>>9300096
We don't hate hg.
>>9300098
He
doesn't
want
to
>>9300096
We just don't like pedos.
>>9300047
>Endless? I wish!
>Saying this, she stops the vodka waterfall, the foul odor is now pervading the whole place.
A mug? Come on Ahri, I've.. *hic*. known you more adventurous than that! I'm sure you'd like that! Letting your tongue run wild on the faucet
>She tries to gets up, but it's so slippery, she trips and falls flat on her face.
>A mug seems to have popped up out of nowhere when she fell though, a crude plastic mug. It will surely taint the taste of vodka, is it really worth it?
>>9300096
You're literal autistics
>>9300047
>>9300151
>That first sentence wasn't meant to be greentexted, even if it doesn't change the meaning
>>9300096
They're both assholes while one is filled with autists who like cartoon lolis while this one is filled with autists who like anime lolis.
>>9300097
You don't have to hide behind this veil of sarcasm and memes, Jude. I just want to talk to you as a human being.
>>9300127
"Look where you are" is a shallow excuse in lieu of an actual argument.
>>9300145
Which is why I'm asking him.
>>9300170
oh my fucking god asgore just stop
stop
jesus christ you're being cringer than yukine right now
>>9300170
No it isn't. You want people to be great on a fucking furfag porn board on 4chan. Do you honestly expect that to have a positive outcome?
>>9300107
You got it! Let the homo and the drag-queen kills themselves, we'll stand victorious on their corpse and reap what's rightfully ours.
>>9300170
Jews aren't human beings.
I wonder how many of you realized >>9300000 is in fact a /tlhg/ get.
>>9300205
In HG territory.
>>9300205
Since you dropped it in the /hg/ thread it's a /hg/ get.
I summon _____
>>9300215
My will to live
please come back
>>9300187
I can believe.
>>9300180
>>9300191
I can see this behavior is frowned upon, so I'll stop. I've asked what I wanted to and gotten a response. I'm done.
>>9300205
get was in /hg/
/hg/ get.
>>9300205
Aussa, shut up.
>>9300151
>Ahri frowns, clicking her tongue.
I... Now wait!
>Her cheeks tinge red at the reference to her nature.
What do you mean? I...
>She couldn't deny that the prospect didn't gain her interest. It would be amusing to make a spectacle of drinking but...
>The plastic mug clatters loudly against the floor as the Kitsune kneels next to Astaroth to try and help her up.
H-hey! Ugh.. my clothes are going to smell but.. Are you okay? Maybe this should take it easy from here on, sweetie...
>>9300229
Yo nigga.
>>9300231
It's the thought that counts.
>>9300215
The success of humanity.
reminder that this happened
>>9300248
*cricket*
>>9300229
Fug man datz pretty edgy mane
>>9300256
What? /sanc/?
>>9300269
Asgore pretending to know what /sanc/ is, rather
>>9300205
I wonder how many of us don't give a piping hot shit on a silver platter.
Plus it's in the hg thread anyway so it makes the point you're trying to make irrelevant.
>>9300284
Kay?
>>9300257
....It'll happen small cricket. It will happen, someday.
>>9300278
It's only a bit of people that actually care about gets and you're only doing this for the keks, right?
>>9300286
Good times.
>>9300315
The get wars are coming. You had best steel yourself.
>>9300315
You guess.
>>9300288
Eric making the valid, good points.
also yea. It's still a get for /hg/ because it was in an /hg/ thread.
>>9299903
Hmph. That's immature. Don't degrade Aizawa by even hinting that she would be as shallow enough for something as trivial as penis size to dictate the end or perpetuation of a relationship.
>>9299909
If I am to be handicapped even a small amount, then I expect to see a return on this investment. I understand that as a demon, you are prone to messing with and generally being a inconvenience for most of the people you come across. I will not outright forbid you from mingling and fooling the masses, however...
You are not to burden anyone with your affection, or conduct bodily contact with anybody. I believe it goes without saying that you shouldn't be killing people outside of the arena.
I believe that covers the gist of what I wish to convey to you. Should you break any of these safeguards, I will have to punish you depending on the severity of your violation.
Any questions? Objections?
>>9300242
>Still lying on the floor, she manages to raises her head, her nose is bleeding, tainting the floor crimson, but it doesn't seem to bother her.
O-Oh Ahri... Why *hic* are you still talking, your face should be stuffed in beer, not spouting w-words...
>She puts a finger in the red puddle she just made, and licks it.
Who cares about the outif?! It's not like you cannot.. *hic* buy another... but can you buy *this* opportunity?
>>10000000 will decide the fate of our communities.
>>9300363
No it won't.
>>9300367
Yes it will desu
>>9300363
nah trash auto closes at 10 million and everone who posted here is ip banned
>>9300378
People will care for 10 minutes then forget it just like every other get.
>>9300385
Time to break rule 13 on /bant/.
Astaroth cucking Suz right now
>>9300336
>>9300340
But why are people taking things like these seriously if people are just going to ignore them in the end? It's not like >>9299999 is actually going to take out /tlhg/, as much as I'm disgusted by the things they do.
>>9300399
autism is a mysterious thing
>>9300398
They haven't kissu'd yet
We should settle this once and for all in a game of b-ball.
>>9300416
I suck at sports.
>>9300353
>Her eyes darken at the bleeding nose and her words to follow. The kitsune reaches down, bringing her arms around Astaroth to try and help pick her up.
Nonsense.. Now you're injured, and that's ruined the atmosphere...
>Ahri does glance to the faucet. The temptation is still real.
>The.. Thirst. one could say, is real.
>She tries to lift her up to a nearby chair.
This opportunity? For what? Come on... We need to tend to your nose... besides, what else would even look as good on me as this?
>>9300416
No
A 48 Hunger Game
Half pedos, half HG avas
>>9300416
F better Murphy brother
>>9300428
She's gonna fucking do it
The cuckening
It nears
>>9300433
Imma do it
>>9300398
who cares
>>9300448
kono shitposter da
>>9300447
IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER
>>9300399
No one is actually taking it seriously.
Role fucking call
5 minutes for >>9300447
>>9300398
Nah, Ahri won't do it, she's a good kitsune.
>>9300479
I'm not entering this autism fuck you
>>9300477
They better not be. Even if it's for keks, this shit's becoming incredibly forced.
>>9300328
That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit.
Post your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out.
I'll check this thread again in 10 minutes. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother.
>>9300348
Awww, Iiiidaaa!
>The oni snickers to herself, taking a sip from her bowl.
Not even one hour into the contract and you're already ordering me around like your dog. I suppose that for the time being I will entertain this request of yours.
>The oni sets her bowl down.
Though, do not think that I will allow this bond between us to interrupt my way of living. Just because you are acting as my master does not mean I have to follow your every wish. Do I make myself clear on that?
>>9300501
More forced than some ships here.
>>9300512
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
>>9300528
Amen
>>9300488
Welp, not doing it anymore.
how about instead of that 24 hg vs 24 tlhg you just host a normal 48 game stupid cuck
>>9300553
but muh rivalry
Can't we all just be friends? There's too much hate in this world.
>>9300428
>She let's herself be thrown on the chair.
>The flustered face of Ahri makes her chuckle at first, but wiftly turns into a huge laugh.
Oh Ahri, Ahri Arhi~.
I'm not... *hic* some prissy princess who needs to be taken care of.
>She grabs her scarft, pulling her closer and with a finger, pours some of her blood on Ahri's cheek. The mixed smell of it and Vodka runs wild on her face.
Now, just one... With... with *hic* me if you're too afraid of me passing me
>With a move of her head, she shows the faucet, its iron shining like a beacon of Gluttony
>>9300553
>Disliking memes
I was just going to host a 48 in tlhg
>>9300596
Even more cancerous.
>>9300593
Is this seriously a peace negotiation?
>>9300593
If you erp with me then yes
>>9300593
You can't get a deal with autism, anon.
You guys need to stop acting autistic over numbers
>>9300620
>erping with tlh
Kamina, no! You must not erp with the kids!
>>9300636
Check my 2 and gtfo
>>9300636
>4chan in a nutshell
>>9300593
Well that depends. Can you go fuck yourself?
>>9300603
I'll just fuck off then instead of hosting
>>9300636
My get says your opinion is shit.
>Kamina unironically ships with a loli again
It's not a fucking meme, it's the truth
>>9300643
>>9300655
wew lad
>Kamina unironically ships with himself again
>>9300671
I was actually expecting to fail so I could follow with "huh, guess your opinion is valid after all."...
>>9300662
>Shuten
>Loli
>>9300593
Let me fuck Leni in the ass and I'll be your best friend.
>Kamina/Ramsay
>>9300671
>Could've been done better, but heh
>Maybe I'll get back on it later.
>>9300594
>Ahri swallows hard as the smells mingle and collide, exploding violently within her sensitive nose. She recoils drastically, ducking down so the scarf unravels itself.
>The fox uses it to rub furiously at her cheek, almost in a panic to remove the stench and the memories that resurface with it.
Ah... Do- PLEASE. Do not do that again!
>She lifts her head, breathing heavily before her eyes fall towards the faucet once again.
If you're trying to use some kind of magic to make it more enticing... I don't believe it's going to work.
>>9300653
Hey Jude, have this Suwako
>>9300704
>bait
>>9300710
>kek
>What, no chest?
Fuck it I'm hosting this stupid game. Reset your timers.
>>9300755
thats bait
>>9300617
Don't. I will not allow it.
>>9300520
You have made yourself crystal clear, however, I will just make myself even more sound.
>Iida gets down on his stomach again, and pulls himself toward Shuten, sitting up when he is mere feet away.
Your existence is in my hands now. Should I see fit, I will force you to take your own life using this rune on my hand, if it has to come to that. I believe I've been very lenient on letting you drink and disturb the peace to an extent, and only ask that you do not participate in the more extreme activities you claim to regularly do. I will attempt my best to keep from getting in the way of you will do, so if you would cut some slack, it would make this dreadful connection more tolerable.
>>9300662
No, allow me to stop you there. There is absolutely zero romantic feelings between Shuten and I. Whatever notion you think you are seeing, it is false.
>>9300784
>No, allow me to stop you there. There is absolutely zero romantic feelings between Shuten and I. Whatever notion you think you are seeing, it is false.
You kissed her on the mouth you pedo
>>9300793
She kissed him on the mouth.
>>9300792
>>9300792
>>9300792
>>9300792
go go go go
>>9300801
bait
>>9300723
Oh? Is the little fox afraid of blood?
Aahahah* hic* ahaha! What are you even doing here then?
>Seeing she seems to be genuinely bothered by that, she stop laughing.
Oh... O *hic* Okay.
>she rubs her nose again, it seems to have stopped bleeding, I guess demonic metabolism is pretty effecient after all
Magic? Oh no... I'd never do that to you Ahri, that'd be insulting to you and besides...
>she smirks
I want you to decide for yourself
>>9300739
>It's only a prototype, I'll make it better when I'm not lazy.
>>9300801
I'm not partaking in your autism
+ bait
>>9300793
T-That suits a purpose! Truly, I would not be one to be so promiscuous as to embrace a woman I barely know. Did you seriously call me a pedophile?! The way she acts...and her...chest...that isn't the traits a little girl would possess. So cease your slander.
>>9300812
>Catching her breath, the Kitsune shivers, using this motion to straighten up again and with a deft hand, smooth her hair out once more.
You act as if that's a question I have not asked myself multiple times. I still don't know what brought me here, nor have I found an answer.
>With the ceasing of blood flow, she turns to the keg once more.
I still can't help but feel like you're plotting something... But... How about later, if you're still here that is? The night is still very, very young.
>>9300909
nigga she's looking like 13
>>9300812
Well here's a template if you don't want to try and make it yourself
>>9300968
Do not let her height fool you, that is untrue.
>>9301006
are they watching porn?
>>9300940
How can I plot... Anything! I'm fucking drunk!!
>She certainly is, if that foul breath is any indication... but can you be really drunk if you're aware that you're indeed wasted? Someone should probably dissert about that.
>She sighs.
I swear Ahri, you do know how to ruin a perfect mood... But... sure we can, oh I probably won't have that fuzzy feeling in my head anymore... that's too bad.
>Around them, the silence, only killed by faint drops of vodka, leaking from the faucet.
I wish I was a cougar so Kuga would fuck me
>>9301024
>About to tell you no
>Look closer and see the text bubbles
>P-Probably, a lot of my higher-quality art comes from fujoshit dumps on pixiv
>>9300969
>Kek
>I think I can do better than that though.
>>9301064
>Watching porn
>not just going out and using your hero street cred to get ass and pussy
>tfw no one here is my nigga
>>9300940
Just give in Ahri, everyone wants it, listen to your roleplayer's soul
>>9301076
Fair enough. Have fun!
>>9301084
>Abusing your status as a hero for something as trivial as sex
>>9301085
>tfw all of your IC niggas are gone
>>9301103
>Do you have the same picture without the tits?
>I prefer the smooth lines over the pixelated ones
>>9301084
>implying real heroes do that shit
>>9301117
>Bring back Kamina and I'll bring back Deeds so we can relish over the People's Police :^)
>>9300784
Very well, Iida Tenya. I must say, you are being quite serious about this whole thing, seeing as my actions have no repercussions on you whatsoever. I already agreed that I would not take another life while acting as your servant. Certainly that is enough to satisfy you, no?
>The oni takes another sip of sake from her bowl.
Also, you should see to it that you get your legs fixed. As you weaken, so do I, master.
>>9301125
>It's either this one or the other one, I got the tits picture from a friend on Facebook
>>9301057
I do apologize... But if you hadn't fallen and cracked your nose... Well, I also prefer a more collected approach to drinking. I dislike spraying alcohol everywhere.
>She raises an eyebrow, then reaches forward. Ignoring the stench of vodka still permeating the air, her thumb gently touches Astaroth's nose.
Does it still hurt?
>Ahri settles in close, looking rather concerned as she speaks softly.
You should be more careful when you drink.
>>9301150
>Thank you!
>>9301117
>tfw all my niggas have been replaced with utter IC assholes
How do you deal with this crushing feel?
>>9301161
holy shit this is kuga
kuga's a fucking brony
>>9301159
May have been this one though
>>9301117
circlejerk with my saber you fag.
So anyone gonna host a game yet?
>>9301172
What if I told you I wasn't kuga?
And there's a difference between being a brony and being an ex-brony sm.h
>>9301190
>>9301189
>>9301172
What? But I like IC assholes. Also
>brony
Is the meme box so empty you guys have to be this desperate?
>>9301210
kys
>>9301211
He's talked about being a brony with that image
>>9301218
Did I ever say I was still one?
>>9301218
But isn't that a JoJo reference? I think I'm missing something here.
Quick question: what are the least likeliest of districts to win an HG game.
>>9301199
Once a brony, always a brony.
>>9301241
District 1 and 12.
>>9301244
>pets
It's true. Wear your shame like a badge of honour.
>>9301155
>For some reason, her drunken self fades out and she gets reasonable again, as much as a succubus can be that is.
My nose? Tcch it's nothing! I'd never come here if I couldn't handle at least this!
And being careful? Ah ah! What's the point of drinking beer if you're going to do it like a tea party, seriously Ahri.
>She tries to keep it cool, but seeing Ahri genuinely worried lowers her defenses somehow.
...Stop starring, I'm okay.... Thank you...
>>9301244
Motherfucker
Teach me how to evoke that status so people don't use that argument whenever I make a point
>>9301261
Stop giving a fuck when people say it, because it's not an argument.
>>9301253
Like it should be.
>>9301261
Simple, just don't care.
also look at your favorite pone.
>>9301256
>starring
>>9301290
Stop appearing in movies already!
>>9301241
I just tallied up the districts on all 58 Gauntlet wincards so far. District 6 has only won once so far: Barry from Gorey Gauntlet XV. I can post the full tally list if you're curious.
>>9301256
>giving up
Aren't you a fucking succubus?!. Just steal her away and be done with it sm.h
>>9301149
My legs are fine, once I get the tiny sliver of alcohol out of my system, they should start up again. This also occurs when I drink foul liquids, however it hasn't been this severe ever.
I feel as though you simply not being a monster is insufficient. Now that you are my "servant", you have a reputation to uphold. So, your shenanigans must be limited to a point. Surely you can find other activities that don't involve sins of the flesh. If not, I can assist you in finding some.
>>9301282
You'd be surprised nigga
I'm surprised people still hate bronies but I suppose that's because I'm beginning to be obnoxious as fuck
Time to work on that
>>9301284
>also look at your favorite pone.
This is best pone bar none
>>9301324
shitty pony desu
>>9301141
>>>>>Wanting Kamina
>>>>>>ever
>>9301161
B-By becoming an IC asshole yourself
>>9301180
When I find a way to talk to her without feeling bad about forcing myself on someone
>>9301256
>Ahri sighs, her eyes scanning the Succubus face.
It's not... I will have to show you how I drink sometime...
>She picks up the scarf, finding a clean spot to use to wipe what remains from Astaroth's face.
It's not about acting like it's a tea party. You can enjoy alcohol without getting it everywhere you know.
>Her eyes dart up to the similar Amber colors belonging to the demon.
Besides, it can still be a party...
>Her lips curl into a grin.
>>9301307
>I'm curious post it
>>9301311
There is a little something called "free will" anon, it's a pain yes, but I've got to deal with it.
>>9301324
She's the third best MANE pony, but whatever suits you.
>>9301284
>Someone called for a favourite pone?
>>9301324
>I'm beginning to be obnoxious as fuck
>Yeah that's what started the whole brony hate thing. If you play into that you may have it coming.
>Also, Pinkie Pie
>best pone
>Really nigger?
>>9301334
>For the sake of nostalgia.
>Smash 4 when?
>>9301334
>feeling bad about forcing myself on someone
>tfw do that every now and then
>nobody gives a shit
Just do it.
>>9301344
This is my favorite pone.
>>9301337
JUST
FUCK
HER
ALREADY
>>9301330
>>9301340
>>9301344
Are you guys implying Pinkie Pie's not best pone?
Send me your address so I can beat your asses irl
>>9301334
Truly a hell no one deserves
Nyx is best pony
>>9301372
Ahri is too nice to cuck
>Used to RP a lot
>After a while I became creatively bankrupt
>Don't RP anymore cause I don't want to half ass
>Just want to get back into it
What do I do fellas?
>>9301380
>implying she is
Rarity is obviously the best main one.
>>9301324
>Pinkie pie
>Liking a pony who, in too many pinkie pies, traveled to another dimension that resulted in the series following a second universe where Pinkie pie has god like powers,since that was the episode where she started heavily breaking the fourth wall.
Wew lad.
>>9301365
>By far the superior of the two obnoxious little assholes
>>9301380
>I'll fight you for best pone rights!
>>9301390
>Do it. You don't have to prove anything to anyone.
>>9301390
You should....
I don't know anon.
We're on the same boat
>>9301318
>The oni sighs sarcastically.
Yes dear, whatever you say dear.
>>9301390
Don't know, mate, I'm sorta in the same position.
>>9301396
Yee.
>>9301338
District 8: 9 wins
District 10: 8 wins
District 4: 7 wins
District 12: 7 wins
District 5: 5 wins
District 11: 5 wins
District 2: 4 wins
District 9: 4 wins
District 1: 3 wins
District 7: 3 wins
District 3: 2 wins
District 6: 1 win
Longest streak was District 4 with 4 wins in a row. Longest drought is District 6. No win in 43 games and counting.
Who is thr biggest IC asshole?
>>9301334
>When I find a way to talk to her without feeling bad about forcing myself on someone
You do that when you're raping people though.
>>9301416
Will you host please?
>>9301417
matsuda
>2017
>Ponies
>>9301390
>>9301399
Try picking up a new character? Maybe return to your characters source for inspiration? Try writing something unrelated. If you're experiencing a creative block, just chisel away at it. you'll get back into the swing in no time!
>>9301417
>Image
I always used my teeth for those. I fucked myself up more than those fucking flat pieces. Just seeing this made me angry.
>>9301390
>If you feel like RPing again, just do it, Anon.
>>9301438
I trust your advice but really, shit like that is easier said than done.
>>9301393
>Rarity
>Fight me in NTT
>>9301426
>2017
>still being upset over what other people enjoy
>>9301442
Armpit-chan~
>>9301458
Name a time and place nerd.
>>9301393
>That's not how you spell Applejack
>>9301417
duncan
>>9301451
Y-yeah... This is coming from a person who hasn't written in weeks due to a creative block.
take my advice with as large a grain of salt as you'd like.
>>9301471
Second best main pone.
now stop talking about pones before I pick one up.
>>9301475
Oh shit, anon might be onto something here.
>>9301390
Jump right into it, it's like climbing into a pool while dry. And don't be discouraged either, once you actually make your first meaningful interaction with an ava, you should feel better.
>>9301354
When I can find my 3DS
s-so never
>>9301363
I-It's not that I feel bad about others feeling bad, it's that I feel bad about doing it...
>>9301422
I don't recall raping anybody except Martin/Old Illya in DMs.
http://poal.me/inw2wf
>http://poal.me/inw2wf
http://poal.me/inw2wf
>>9301485
>Do it!
>I promised Elizabeth I'd organise a pony for her to ride on to fulfill her dream.
>>9301337
>She gazes into the abyss of Ahri's eyes, or maybe it would be more appropriate to say that the abyss's is astaroth's since, she's got black sclera and all, or maybe I'm just trying to save up time so I can find something to say
D-Damn Ahri, what kind of game are you playing with me right now?! Saying all this just after I...
>she carresses her troath idly
...Quenched my thirst...
>she gazes deeper
...Or is it.
>she breaks the tension with a smile
Anytime then, I've already seen how wild you can be when you're drunk but I promise...
...
There will be no schemes nor tricks this time
>>9301424
Is Mokou finished over in the Pedo Playhouse?
>>9301485
>I was going to pick up Maud Pie but I got bored of searching Derpibooru
>I don't know how Sonata does it
>>9301470
>Right here right now
>>9301491
>Stop being so irresponsible
>>9301416
>Wow
>Thank you, this is good to know.... somehow.
>>9301491
The boat
>>9301505
Nope
First 36
I swear Ahri is too gentle to actually do it, but she's cucking Suz in her mind
>>9301509
Through sheer boredom.
>>9301514
NTT!
CHICKEN ONLY! Now!
>>9301510
>You know you want to.
>>9301531
B8ed Gascoigne
>>9301530
Tell me when she is.
>>9301550
How about you don't enable her autism and just host.
>>9301540
Nah.
Besides I don't know which pone to pick, most of em don't fit well here.
>>9301244
Don't remind me dammit.
>>9301481
I also have a creative block, on my current code and new code.
Anyway, time for me to sleep, good day.
>>9301531
This post
Male
(Screenshot it)
The best pone is your waifu, but only when she's on my dick.
>>9301411
D-Do not brush me off just because I appear to be in a weakened state! I mean it!
I catch enough flak while attempting to keep the peace so I cannot allow anything to subvert my efforts any further!
Is this an attempt to rattle my nerves?
>Iida rolls on his back, grabbing one of his legs and lifting it up to test it, the limb not moving without assistance.
Well fine, you can continue to get on my bad side, but it will only make me less sympathetic while I restrict your freedom.
>>9301564
Sup Crust
>>9301539
I was also maybe going to use her for a first foray into /erp/
This has never been truer than right now
>>9301553
It's more so about waiting until those watching over there come back to this thread.
>>9301555
>None of them do, but I'm still here.
>>9301491
Kamina was your only good ava.
>>9301502
>Ahri's eyes swirl with mischievous ideas, difficult to read as it could mean anything... Or possibly nothing.
What kind of game?
>She blinks, the amber returning to a solid appearance. The kitsune's voice becomes bright and chipper, full of innocence, a full 180 from just a moment ago.
I'm not playing any games! I'm just saying... A party doesn't have to be about making a spectacle of yourself like that.
>Standing up, she nods in contentment at the job she did trying to clean Astaroth's face.
Now, making a spectacle of dance? I'm sure you know of belly dancing?
>With another step back, Ahri swirls her hips, raising her hands over her head for a moment.
So much fun.
>>9301621
>Forgetting about Miss Baker
>I'm sure you know of belly dancing
SHE'S GONNA DO IT LADS
>>9301505
No but it doesn't matter. Not all of us are participating in that game and doesn't want to. They've got nothing to do with these threads.
>>9301582
Not only is it bad enough you're considering avaing a pony, but that you're going to typefuck as one and transfer over to ERP.
>>9301652
Are you masturbating at this very moment, Anon?
So am I.
>>9301621
a lot of kaminas avas are good t.bh when he doesnt meme with them
>tfw you're a fat neckbeard cheering for two other fat neckbeards pretending to be anime girls online to pretend to fuck each other's online personas through text
Is this as low as it gets?
Pls no
I'm not ready for ship drama
>>9301701
Then don't propagate it and just let it do its thing.
>>9301701
YOU ASKED FOR THIS ANON
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED IT
IT'S HAPPENING
>>9301701
Calm down they haven't done anything.
>>9301629
>>9301502
Hello, ladies. I'm a man that has never been here before and is completely unrelated to your conversation. However, I have to tell you, that I'm here with news that may potentially shake the very foundation of the planet as we know it. You see, you don't know it, but you're both a part of a high priority, top secret government project. The project has recently spiraled out of control, and I was sent to remedy the problem.
Long story short, you two need to kiss each other. Right now. Or the world will end. And you have to let me take pictures. Maybe touch each other a little bit if you want. The fate of the world depends on this.
>>9301676
I'm aware it's a silly thing to do that only a minority of HG is doing. However, I'd prefer maximum ability to participate. Doesn't look like it's gonna be much longer anyhow. Gives me time to finish up Nugget Bridge in FireRed.
>>9301629
No you can't fool me! I'm the best as that kind of stuff after all, I know how to recognize a tricks-
>Her cat-like slits widen as Ahri displays her cheerful face. It looks so genuine, and yet she doesn't know if that's make it better or worse.
Oh... I thought, maybe I'm still drunk after a- Belly dancing?
>Her signature smug grin appears once more
If I know about it? You wouldn't imagine Ahri, heh I don't think there is a dancer alive that could best me but...
>she instinctively stretches her thighs
...I could be mistaken.
>>9301621
newfag
>>9301804
is that sigar or a pen
>>9301573
How quickly what was originally an negotiation to persuade me to stop preying upon mankind has become you restricting my freedoms with my life at ransom. I believe you are letting all of this power run to your head, my little Iida.
>>9301754
>she chuckles at the poor-made disguise
Hey now. Is this for real?
I see that creeps have stepped their games... Do the world need to be saved though? Many would believe it doesn't.... But I'd gladly prove them wrong for a taste of her lips, that's for sure.
>>9301824
You know what I think? In order for his upper head to be clear and primed, his lower head needs some relieve.
>>9301824
establish dominance by fucking him
>>9301874
You really knows where to look at, don't you anon?
>>9301874
>could pass for pint-sized nuts
>>9301907
its your fault
>>9301874
>>9301874
OO-Oooo-ooo... god.
>>9301874
TOO HOT FOR HG
>>9301805
>Ahri lowers her arms, shaking out her sleeves.
We'll need a fire pit, drums and people to play them. Oh, and the alcohol of course. Bottles of it.
>She takes a deep breath, closing her eyes as her memories take her back to a warm summer night. The sound of drums and drunken laughter that accompany it, and the harsh bite of a fresh kill.
>A sharp breath and she recoils, shaking her head with a bright smile. There was no way she would repeat that night.
We'll just have to see when the time comes. It's... been a while for me, dance wise.
>>9301754
I find your words hard to believe... But that beard is the beard of a man who's seen a world ravaged by flames. I'm so sorry for your loss.
48 in a new thread sound good?
>>9301938
24 here
>>9301938
Yes
>>9301824
>Iida goes silent for a moment, which ends up being for a couple of minutes, breaking the silence with a sigh.
You are right. I apologize for being too brash and equating your life to that of a bargaining chip.
Upon being emotionally drained, my lack of mobility is making me restless.
So, I will just ask you not to dabble in those things. Should you choose to heed or ignore me will be entirely up to you, for there will be no consequences either way.
>>9301942
Nice joke.
>>9301955
Aight. Give me a minute or two to set things up.
You know what DK stands for?
>>9302040
>>9302040
>>9302040
>>9302040
>>9302040