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>>9289115
33 is cute!

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>>9289115
The cipher grunts are pretty nice

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>>9289115
Me.

I want to tie Tiffany up and sensually torture her until she begs me to fuck her raw!

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>>9288993
Nooo, Im having fun!
>Same roll rules
>She's stitched outfits before, so let's just say she's being an ass and messing up on purpose

>>9289103
He's also a cute boy

>>9289115
cipher guys
catalyst are scum

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>>9288993
>Hex: covered in bat "soda"
Mnf~

>>9289178
You're going to exsanguinate him.

>>9289115
Francis is neat.

>>9289185
So are we vaguely saying the characters skitts play?

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>>9289224
Okay so... Azalea town!! Got it, thanks!!
>Grab the Lunatic
>La Liona to Johto
>Set up a shitty makeshift camp in the forest for now

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>>9289115
Haven't met any. I'd totally steal some Cipher armor and spraypaint it though.
>>9289178
>FINALLY.
Thank you.
>>9289224
Why are you like this?

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>>9289115
I don't like any of the teams, but I have seen a few decent men in N's group.

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>>9289224
I'm only thirteen, stop with the big words~
>>9289268
You're welcome! I saw some of the people at the orphanage do this, so hold on!
>Acquire whiskey
>Pour it on his wrist

I respect you guys. I remember when you used to post in /vp/.

>>9289268
>roll to make taller

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>>9289262
Good luck ki- what the fuck was that thing

>>9289268
Warm bat juice~
>roll in ''''soda''''
>it's radiating bat magic, that is totes not soda

>>9289318
...Kid, you just summoned two leggos. You can figure out what exsanguination is.

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>>9289318
>PAIN.
THANK YOU, ACEROLA.
>>9289323
>nop.
>>9289337
You're so- HEY I SUMMONED ONE OF THEM!

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>>9289337
What thing? You mean Nebby? He's my Solgaleo!
Oh, um, one last thing.... what's a good thing to use as bat bait?

>>9289402
Cute boys

>>9289161
But how would you tease her? Toys? Your hands? Mouth? Oooh, get a Psychic in there to do the work.
Great, now I'm thinking about making her squirm too, sticking some high power vibrators into her and slowly cranking them up until she can't take it, and then shutting them off until she cools down...

>>9289402
you should just use yourself
i bet if you stripped down to your underwear and covered yourself in grape soda lunala would come running before you even knew it

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>>9289337
I'll just look it up on Google like every other kid nowadays~
Hey, you got soda and didn't save any for me? What flavor is that?
>Stick a finger in it
... ew, it's warm.
>>9289348
YOURE WELCOME. WHY ARE YOU YOU YELLING?

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>>9289348
Eh. You made a mess doing it.

>>9289402
Uh... most bats eat fruits. If you mean that Bat... I dunno. Uh... cookies? Cute boys?

>>9289570
OH GODS NO
>grab sassy child
THAT'S IMPURE
DO NOT
NO BAT GOO FOR YOU

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>>9289402
Grapes?
>>9289570
NO!!
>Shoo sassy child.
No, soda for you. You need to sleep soon or something.
>>9289601
I make a mess doing most things.

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>>9289601
Um... You basically want me to.... go sit around with cookies and wait?
>>9289628
Fruit basket...?

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>>9289601
>Flick finger to get the bat goo off
Ewwwwww, bat goo? I thought you said it was soda!
>>9289628
No I don't? My spell work is better at night, I sleep during the day!

>>9289717
Oatmeal raisin cookies, nobody ever suspects it.

>>9289628
isa it me or are you exactly like joe schmoe

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>>9289628
YVELTAL'S SAKE, PLEASE TAKE THIS DAMN SASSY CHILD AWAY FROM THE BOTTLED BAT CUM AND THE GROWN WOMAN ROLLING IN THE BAT CUM

>>9289717
Yes. And then give the cookies to to me,

>>9289748
SODA FLAVORED
NOT ACTUAL SODA
ALSO MINE
SENPAI GAVE IT TO ME

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>>9289717
That works.
>>9289748
...Welp. Okay.
>>9289760
You got me I'm Joe from the future after I had a midlife crisis.
>>9289789
Working on it, please stop shouting.

>>9289814
I think you and Joe would interact well honestly.

>all everyone is talking about is bat cock
God I'm bored. What's up PAR?

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>>9289814
>>9289835
What.

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>>9289789
WHICH SENPAI? AND WHY ARE WE YELLING?
And the bat stuff is kinda all over my floor, please clean it up.
>>9289814
Don't you have a bedtime to be following~?

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>>9289877
Well i'm closing my shop
And today was a good work day

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>>9289814
OKAY

>>9289951
Lunala
So do I use a mop or do I just like...?
>heavy breathing

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>>9289926
...Yo.
>>9289951
Nope. I'm a grown adult I can sleep when I want.
>>9289968
Lick it up obviously. What would Grand Lord of The Moon, Lunala say if you mopped it up?

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>>9289968
>>9289992
Use a mop, please. My floor is dirty and you're both being gross.

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>>9289789
Wait.... why would there still be cookies if I'm giving them to Lunala...

Anonymous question here, what kind of sleeping arrangements should I have for a developing psychic type?

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>>9289992
>sweat

>>9290073
...Buzzkill

>>9290092
The bottom of a lake

>>9290095
(fuk missed one)
>>9290090
Oh you aren't. I wanted them. I'm kinda hungry. Drank a lot of bat soda.

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>>9289992
Howdy.

>>9290100
Either you're referencing the Lake from the second Mewtwo movie, or you're a dirty pokemon abuser.

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>>9290073
Alright.
>>9290092
Put it in a drier and turn it on.
Kidding, gotta have specifics. What are you raising?
>>9290095
You were thinking about it, nasty.
>>9290118
Yo.
...So how about those ghosts?

>>9290144
Yes.

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>>9290095
Ohhh, Im sorry, you're right! Lick it up Cam, I'm sure the belladonna and hemlock on the floor will just add flavor!

>>9290145
I'm taking care of an Abra for a friend, and I have a Ralts close to evolving, I wanted something that could keep them safe and happy.

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>>9290145
...So were you.

>>9290181
Who left this... sassy child here?

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>>9290145
Ghosts are pretty cool, got one, she's pretty nice. Planning on getting another one soon-ish.

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>>9289115
Clearly AY-33.
Although with the rate he's levelling up his team he probably won't have that AY designation for much longer.
Hell, I shouldn't have mine still, it would've changed if I bothered to hand in a report on my current team.

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>>9290114
Bat soda...
>Fluster a bit
ahahahaha, watch out, it stai-
>Awkward cough
Right um... one of Lunala's cultists said Lunala likes cookies so I might go for that... if there's any left you can have them though!

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>>9290181
>>9290198
Pff.
Was not, Cam.
>>9290191
Abra usually need a bit of flat space to sit in, they amuse themselves by reading minds usually. As long as there are a few pokemon/people around they're good. Ralts is going to depend on gender, males usually prefer toys and physical activity and females usually prefer books or observation of the world.
>>9290199
What kind, dude? I might have one floating around, get it fl- Yeah.

>>9290248
Okay dokey. Thank you for the advise, I think I can do that for them.

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>>9289115
AY-77.
>>9290215
Yeah, damn, we need to do those soon.
>33: Get on dat.

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>>9290198
>>9290248
You're in my house~
I can make tea, if anyone wants it. I promise it's not the kind I gave Ella~

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>>9290248
Alolan marowak, aiming for an aegislash next.

Knifewife is for love

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>>9290268
No problemo.
>>9290280
Yeah I'm suicidal but when I actually want to die I'll hit you up for the sweet release of death.
>>9290324
I mean I could kill a regular Wak for that buuuuut... I can get you a Honedge if you'd be willing to raise it?

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>>9290401
I mean, that's what I've got. The marowak.
I guess that'd be cool? Kinda kills my outing in Kalos, unless there's like, Noivern here.

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>>9290472
Yeah I can breed out Muramasa for a Honedge.
>Rolling for if it comes out shiny.
>Evens are a yes because Muramasa is already shiny.

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>>9290524
>Scratch that, shiny parents don't make a shiny child more likely.
>Time to trash myself.
>You get a regular sword, Joe.

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>>9290524
Cool, thanks dude. So uh, you wanna meet up somewhere or?.. What.

>>9290660
>Become one with the trash.

>>9290400
Knifewife is for lewd polishing

joe/ghostman otp

>>9290769
make it real

>>9290769
meme until the dream is real
33/77 too theyre cute

Wicked ded hours

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>>9291287
NECROMACNY!

>>9293150
>Vores

>>9293150
>calls some paladins

This is your daily reminder that Tiffany is for mindfuck.
Really Tiffany is for sexual in general, but mindfuck best fuck

I want 33 and 77 to make out

I want Sun to take the mahina's pean

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>>9293150
You messed up, you gotta make a sacrifice!
>A ceremonial butter knife is grabbed
Kaloa,ʻae i kaʻu mohai, a hoola i kēia pae!
>Stabs a cherry pb&j so the jelly makes a blood like splat

>>9293605
Same anon

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>>9293861
Kid that is just...THE MOST METAL WAY TO CUT A SANDWICH EVER, HELL YEAH!

>cut the throat of the sandwich
>where is the throat on a sandwich?
>no idea, but that sandwich just got sacrificed

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>>9293896
>Right down the middle
>The sandwich is cut in half
SACRIFICE!
>Acerola grabs one half of the sandwich and eats it rather messily - there's red jelly everywhere

>>9293605
>Grunts kissing.
>Grunts being mindbroken.

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>>9293896
What... why?
>Confused costumeghost noises
Why would you mutilate a sandwich?

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>>9293933
>equip mutilated sandwich
>re-sheath the trusty boxcutter

>>9293965
'Cuz it's fun. Want a piece? There's like, 40.

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>>9293981
I'm not hungry, haven't been since I died, not sleepy either.

>>9293957
77 can't be hypno'd gotta break 33 into a sex slave

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>>9293965
>Her attempt at saying "Necromancy!" Is garbled and muffled by the sandwich
>>9293981
>Leave one of the pieces on Kaloa's altar
It worked!

>>9294017
He can be hypno'd by Nebby or Lunala as punishment

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>>9294000
Huh. Guess you're just not a Hungry Ghost. Haha! ...Anyone? No?

>>9294031
Whoo, necromancy!

>>9293605
I want 33 and 77 to spitroast adri for more scarves

i want the bat to rape me until i can't think about anything but rolling in his cum

I want to break Tiffany's mind, and turn her into a needy slut that lives on my cum.

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>>9294064
Nope, didn't understand that.
...I have the strangest urge to make costumes now, is that just a Mimikyu thing?

>>9293957
>>9294017
>>9294116
>77 will never be turned into a well behaved little Cipher drone.
>77 will never have the shadow experiments done to him until he's a broken, unfix-able little slut.

>>9294282
>33 will never betray 77.
>Forcing him into one of the shadow pokemon experiments.
>Turning 77 into a mindbroken little slut that does all his bidding.
>33 will never fuck him like he needs to be fucked.

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>>9290697
I can get over to that tower of mastery place in a few hours?
>>9294031
>>9294064
Man you guys cut stuff up without waiting for me?

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>>9294246
Might be. Or you're a cosplayer.

>>9294418
You took too long champ. Here, have a sandwich... ish.
>throw bread chunk at the scythe wielding edgelord

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>>9294506
Thanks.
>SCREEEEEEECH.
>CLANK.
>Munch.
>SCREEEEEEEEEECH.
>CLANK.
What's the plan today?

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>Sweat.
>Go out to get some training.
>Fuck, fuck.
>Smooch the sleeping 77.
>Go get the training, run.

>>9294736
Break 77. You know you want to.

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>>9294724
NECROMANCY!!
Or it was. I don't think we need to do that anymore!

>>9294736
make 77 your personal slut

I want to cut my dick off

>>9294736
77+33=110

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>>9294750
>>9294943
For fucks sake.
>>9295026
What.
>Fight the snobby rich kids, steal their money.

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>Anon/s please you're flustering me.

>77: wake up and wonder if you're going to bother submitting those reports or just continue to put it off.
>Roll for motivation.

>>9295041
KISS HIM
>>9295115
rape the 33

Hello everyone, uh, I've been traveling in the wild for a long time, just got back to civilization, what's new in the last... Year or so?

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>>9295115
>Nope.
>No designation change yet.
>ASS-77 will have to wait.

>>9295154
I have a rifle, you have 10 minutes to run before I shoot you.

>>9295205
Uh...lots of things.
What region are you in? It'd be easier to just update you on stuff that's happened wherever you are.

>>9295221
Johto, right now, but I kinda went off grid for a while, went North of the region.

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>>9295227
Practically nothing has happened within Johto. Gold has been doing some... questionable work, we have a new champion for the region, and Sun from Alola recently arrived.

>>9295243
Oh? Who's the new champ? Any major things happening world wide?

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*yawn*
good morning
today seems to be a good day how is everyone else's day going?

>>9295258
I'm doing good, just getting caught up.
I'm glad Pokemon seem to be getting more comfortable online.

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>>9295227
>>9295253
Cool, I've always wanted to go visit Johto.
If you want to go off grid Orre's pretty good for that too, especially now that Cipher and Snagem are long gone.
As for worldwide things, I heard something about a group called Catalyst not too long ago.
Not sure what they're about, I'd be careful dealing with anyone that has anything to do with them if I were you.

>>9295258
Hey Adri, today's been pretty relaxed so far.
I might go get do some shooting practice somewhere.

>>9295332
>Get do.
>Noticed that right as it posted, fuck.
>77 is already drunk and he's only just got up.

>>9295332
I'd rather avoid the deserts, snow is more my style, and north of Johto has plenty of that. Pretty ruins too, kinda eerie though.

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>>9295253
Ghetsis II, I believe, although he prefers the nickname of 'Dave'. As for world wide.... Well. So many things have happened it would take several hours to explain it all.

>>9295364
...Wait, Ghestis pulled a Giovanni and had a kid that isn't an egomaniacal bag of dicks?
And he's champion of the region?
Huh. Neat.
Lemme help by narrowing my question down a bit: what else has happened to the League, as a whole?

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>>9295360
Despite having lived in Orre myself, I'd have to agree.
I've never been a fan of the desert, the sand gets all in my binoculars and armor all the time.
There are some cool abandoned buildings there too though, I'll show you around if you ever go to Orre.

>77: grab your rifle and head out to find a remote area for target practice.
>Rolling for how long it takes.

>>9295439
Yeah, the snow is so much easier to deal with than the sand, especially when you live in permafrost for a year

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>>9295448
>5 more minutes until 77 finds a remote enough location that people aren't gonna alert the authorities because they heard 77's rifle.

Wait what, how the fuck did you even survive that?
Do you at least have a fire type?

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>>9295389
Let's see... Red left Kanto for a honeymoo-... Vacation... In Alola with Blue. A man named "Emrys" became champion of Kanto. He was later removed from the position and replaced by a man named Desmond. Desmond was later beat by Dave, with Emrys becoming the Viridian gym leader until an... unfortunate accident. Joey of Johto is now the Viridian Gym Leader.
The Kanto-Johto champion is currently challenging Hoenn, Diamond and Pearl are doing the Kalos challenge, and nobody can figure out who the Unova champion is supposed to be.
In otherwords, the League is operating as normal.

>>9295497
Isn't the Viridian City Gym a dual leader kind of deal between Joey and some old man?

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>>9294724
Drinking heavily and reading smut.

>>9294884
It's always time for necromancy.

>>9295487
Yeah, and we shot down birds that flew over for food.
>>9295497
HA! Red got married? Nice! Alright, thanks for the info!

>>9295669
Blue also disappeared shortly after the vacation and a worldwide race for his location ended being an hoax, there was just a Ditto and a lot of angry fangirls.

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>>9295487
>77 arrives in a snowy area close to the cave he teleported into yesterday.
>He sets up some rocks to use as targets and then backs off a fair distance.

>>9295669
...You shot down birds?
You're in Johto, right? What city or town are you closest to?

>>9295747
33 is gonna break you~

>>9295723
Wow. That's absurd, but I believe it.
>>9295747
Eeeh more like Zem and I flew up and beat the shit out of them, but yeah. Also I'm by the Lake of Rage.

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>>9295928
>Load a regular round.
>Aim rifle at the anon.
Care to repeat that?

>>9295955
What kind of birds?
I may pay you a visit shortly.

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>>9295582
I believe so. I cannot recall the elderly man's name, however.
>>9295669
I do not believe he is actually married, but we make ongoing jokes that he is.

>>9296031
Pidgey line, Spearow/fearow, no clue why they flew up that far, but they did.

i like how jirachi tries to make 33 the mary sue like the rest of his characters but77 is way more interesting
im from GM Basement btw

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>>9296205
Why didn't you just bring some other food?
Killing birds isn't cool.

>>9296275
I like how you're a shit nobody likes.

>>9296275
kys

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>>9295312
yeah
it has become better for pekemon in general
>>9295332
that is good to hear connor
i'm relaxed too
i didn't open my shop yet so but i will soon

>>9296203
Oh, alright then.
>>9296342
Dude, I spent a whole year up there, you can't feed a full team in a frozen wasteland for a year without doing some hunting.

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>>9296363
Cool.
>77 aims at one of the rocks he set up.
...Hmm.

>>9296366
Fair enough, I guess.
Hey, have you ever fired a rifle before?

>>9296275
Get back into the sex dungeon you.

>>9296442
Not in my life, my dad had one, but he took it with him in the war, didn't come back.

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>>9296554
Well, you can have a go with my Mosin when I get there.
Maybe I'll even give you a Pokemon battle too, not like I've got much else to do today.
>Out comes Hypno.
Yo, Hypno. Get us over to the Lake of Rage.
>Roll to see how close 77 is teleported to the Lake of Rage.

>>9296673
Oh? That'd be cool, the Pokemon battle, I wanna see if my year in a frozen wasteland has actually helped us

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>>9296760
Right, my team is a little all over the place in terms of levels though.
I've been having trouble training a few of my Pokemon.
>77 checks his PDA, not that far from the Lake of Rage.
>77 walks briskly there.
Look out for a guy in white armor with an orange scarf, that'll be me.

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>>9296882
Alright, cool
>There's some guy in a big black coat out on the shore
>It looks edgy as fuck, which only makes the big goofball Dragonite he's standing next to all the more cute

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>>9296922
>You know I was very tempted to have 77 just try and hit him with a tranq round and steal his mons, but I don't want to be too mean.
Hey, over here!
Are you that guy that's spent all this time out here on his own?

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>>9297041
>He waves, pulling down his hood
Yup! North of here actually!
This big doof is Zem.

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>>9297144
>77 keeps his visor down, covering the top half of his face.
Cool, nice to meet you, Zem.
>77 nods at the Dragonite.
This is Skarms, by the way.
>77 lets Skarms out of his ball, the metal bird screeches at Zem and edgelord.

>Also, have some music for your showdown battle.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HzxazC2EsQ&

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>>9297041
>He waves, pulling down his hood
Yup! North of here actually!
This big doof is Zem. I'm Quincy

(I fucking hate my phone so much)

>>9297234
(Just go as if it never happened, it's all good.)

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>>9297221
Alright! Nice to meet you guys, so, friendly battle?
Let's go Zem!
>He steps back, and the Dragonite steps forward, ready to attack!

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>>9297281
>77 laughs.
>More appropriate battle music: on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckYXt_BjAe0&

You don't waste any time, do you?
Also Skarms isn't gonna fight, he got his wings hurt really badly and I haven't had a chance yet to go get him some help.
Also uh...if at any point I tell you to run for cover? Just do it, trust me.

>Out comes level 30 Manectric.
>Remember how I said the levels of 77's team were a bit all over the place? Yeah.

I'll let you have the first attack.

>>9289115
cipher grunts

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>>9297339
Alright, Zem, jump up!
>Zem used Fly!

>>9297433
>Zem failed to get off the ground!
Oh jeez you big goof, did you eat too much or something?

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>>9297433
>>9297463
>33 on the first attack when battling 77.
>It's really dumb but that made me laugh.
>Also what level is Dragonite?

Well, that's not something you see every day.
Guess we're getting the first attack in!
Zappy, use Flamethrower!
>Zapdog uses Flamethrower, which probably isn't the best move to use in this situation.

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>33: Flip open PDA.
>Note down blip locations.
>33 heads off to see if he can find anything interesting in Kalos.
Hey, anyone up to hang out?

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>>9297623
Sure, why not? I'm on a break from my gym run anyway. I'll see you at Cyllage in 10 minutes, show up late and I'm fining you 5 Million P!

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>>9297702
Alright, see ya there.
>33 packs up his things, armor and snag machine, coming in plainclothes today.
>Get on down to Cyllage.
>Rolling with lat number.

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>>9297623
>>9297741
>77: message 33 while he waits for Quincy to wake up.
>"Hey 33, what's up?"

>>9297538
(Stupid phone why)
(Zem is 69)

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>>9297538
>It hits!
>252 SpA Manectric Flamethrower vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Multiscale Dragonite: 3-4 (1.3 - 1.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever

Crap! Alright, let's try again, Zem, Jump up, jump up!

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>>9297754
>Thanks, I saw you post Zem's level earlier but forgot because I'm dumb.

>>9297812
>Zem flies up high.
Welp.
Zappy, watch out.
>77 gets out his binoculars and attempts to spot Zem up in the air.

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>>9297909
And get DOWN!
>Zem used Fly!
>252+ Atk Dragonite Fly vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Manectric: 195-230 (214.2 - 252.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9297752
>"Waiting on some weird ADHD kid I met on the internet that's probably- definitely going to stab me. You?"
>33 looks around for Pearl.

>>9297933
>I fucking
>How did I manage to roll 33 twice in one fight
>Zem faceplants into the ground and hurts himself!

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>>9297974
>Whoops, got distracted
>Let's say Pearl got distracted, too
>You spot him over at a nearby cafe ordering a caramel macchiato

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>>9297933
>77 confirmed for being protected by 33.
>Seriously this is fucking hilarious.

>Zem slams down into the ground, with Zappy just managing to dodge.
Zem's hurt himself more than Zappy has, what is even happening.
Zappy, Volt Switch!
252 SpA Manectric Volt Switch vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Dragonite: 10-13 (3 - 4%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>Out comes level 90 Hypno.

>>9297974
>"Battling some idiot whose Dragonite just crashed into the ground. Apparently he's lived out here for a whole year."

>>9298000
>>>>>>>>>>

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>>9298000
>SOMEHOW THE DRAGON KOS HIMSELF
>GOD DAMNIT ZEM
Zem! Shit, return!
Go, Gram!
>Quincy sends out Quagsire! (L70)

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>>9298028
>Wave.
Yo, you the guy that's going to stab me?
>>9298036
>"Holy shit. Record that shit, it'll be great."

i want the knifewife to violently peg me

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>>9298036
>>9298040
>I'd say the Volt Switch hits Quagsire instead, but yeah.
>Different battlemusic: on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f8D0OlwbKM
>77 takes a picture of Zem three quarters buried in the ground before he's returned to his ball.

>>9298074
>Send picture to 33.
>"I don't even know how to react to this shit."

>>9298097
i want knifewife to peg 33

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>>9298074
Stab? That's a waste of time. Not that I even have a knife, but still. What kind of hanging were you thinking? Battle?

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>>9298098
>"Holy fuck, that's great. Be careful his dumb shit pokemon might hurt you worse than any shadows."
>>9298106
Not for sexual.
>>9298118
I'm good with whatever, if you need someone to tag along with you for a while.

>>9298154
you or adri?

>>9298154
silly 33
everyone is for sexual~

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>>9298154
Maybe, but not for the gym challenge. That one's a solo mission. How about a battle? I haven't battled an actual trainer in a while.
.... wait, what's your team's levels?

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>>9298098
Alright Gram, shake things up!
>Gram used Earthquake!
>0 Atk Quagsire Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Hypno: 52-63 (15.4 - 18.6%) -- possible 8HKO after Leftovers recovery

>>9298204
Exceptions: Acerola and other children

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>>9298154
>"Hold on he's about to attack again, hopefully my armor will save me."

>>9298220
>Can't wait for the inevitable tripfail, considering your luck right now.
Hypno, go for a Hypnosis!

Hey 4champ, League mechanic and general handyman here. Finally finished with my work in Unova, moving back to Kalos.
Ask me anything while waiting for the flight?

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>>9298170
>>9298204
>Sweat.
>>9298210
30s to 40s baby. That won't be a problem, will it?
>>9298269
>"Arceus on a bike. Be careful."
>>9298284
Unova? What'd you work on?

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>>9298269
>Gram dodged!
Alright come on back Gram, go Alexa!
>Quincy sent out Weavile! (L65)

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>>9298284
For whom were you doing work?

>>9298300
>Alexa is exerting her Pressure!

>>9298300
>>9298313
>weavile with pressure
what are u smokin senpai

>>9298328
how many darkrais are you on anon

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>>9298341
I

>>9298290
>>9298301
A bit of off the record work in N's castle, dont tell Skyla I have been avoiding her like the plague.

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>>9298328
(Weavile's main ability is Pressure, HA is Pickpocket dude. )
>>9298358
They are restoring the castle...? How lovely. I cannot say I blame you, I believe I would avoid Skyla as well if it were necessary.

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>>9298347
am Darkrai

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>>9298290
>"I will, don't worry."

>>9298300
>Trying to OOC kill me with laughter so that you win by default, an interesting tactic.
Well, alright then.
Come back Hypno, clearly this isn't gonna work.
>77 throws out Volcarona level 75, snagged from Emma.
>Firemoth dances to 77's music.
>Volcarona uses Quiver Dance.

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>>9298383
>Squint

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>>9298395
>Squint

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>>9298387
>The dice hate me
Aha, no, fuck you, I'll turn this into a switch battle. Alexa, come back, go Gram!
>Gram is sent out!

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>>9298405
>Squint harder
Are you sure.

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>>9298434
Yes

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>>9298449
......
What sound does a Cosmog make.

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>>9298466
PURAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>9298415
You sure about that?
Volcarona, Giga Drain!
>+1 252 SpA Volcarona Giga Drain vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Quagsire: 588-692 (251.2 - 295.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9298484
.... no. You aren't him. Enjoy my gift.
>Curse Tobias
>Evens his nose itches nonstop all day
>Odds it's the spot between his shoulder blades

Hey, Kalos breeder here, sort of a failed project happened. I need to get rid of a few Volcaronas. Anyone care to come down to Cyllage?
I have 3 free to a good home.

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>>9298561
YES?
Hell yes, fuck yes. I'm a great trainer, dude. I'm down here, save one for me, please.

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>>9298561
Malva will likely burn you alive if one isn't saved for her.

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>>9298561
One please.
>>9298635
Siebold, it's time to start my shitpost team. I'm going to have five Volcaronas and one Volcanion.

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>>9298561
I call the last one, hon!

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>>9298561
Volcarona? Already evolved? I'd be a fool not to ask for one.

>>9298585
Alright. Down to the building on 4th street.
>>9298647
>>9298662
>>9298667
Hm, uh...
4th street in Kalos, please.

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>>9298700
>33: Be the Pearl and fucking book it there.

>>9298290
what is wrong?
are you thinking of lewd stuff with that bisharp?

>>9299768
...But what for?

>>9299783
not being able to into context

>>9299790
Explain

>>9299768
>>9299783
>>9299790
>>9299800
(Can you people take this to the discord jesus fuck)

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Heh, yeah pretty nice
I got 5 clients today with two pieces each
So i'm going pretty well
I'll commemorate with some sweets
>adri giggles to herself

>>9299820
smooch the 33

>>9299820
>>9299523
(Oops sorry was meant to reply to you)

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>>9299742
Not like I can currently do the leagues, work goes first, and the work pays well.

And just half my team is Steel, thank you.
>Continue working on the special project

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>>9299820
>>9299841
Nice, nice. You should call up that Malva lady about advertising. Or Catalyst.
>33: Get your stuff together and head off back to base.

>Send 77 a message.
>"Uh, I just got a Blaziken and a key stone from some E4 chick. I'm gonna go turn it in, turn a report in and see about getting something in return."
(Sorry I'm going to be getting rid of this Blaziken. I don't feel like I really earned it.)

>>9299804
(Go heck yourself.)

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>>9299350
>Rudolph is KO!
Rudolph, return, Alexa, go!
>Quincy sent out Weavile! (L65)
>Alexa is exerting her Pressure!
Alexa, knock his block off!
>Alexa used Knock Off!
>252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Malamar: 117-138 (34.5 - 40.7%) -- 50.7% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>9299924
>"Huh. Go for it, maybe you can get another Shadow Pokemon or something."

>>9300006
>Hit!
Come on Malamar, show him how it's done!
>+2 0 Atk Life Orb Malamar Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 222-261 (119.3 - 140.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>+2 Atk because x2 Superpower with Contrary.

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>>9300197
>"Alright. Catch you in a bit. Good luck with your battle if you're still on that."
>Rolling for travel time with last number.

>>9300197
>>9300006
>Whoops, forgot to take off Malamar's Life Orb.
>Doesn't make a difference since it missed anyway.

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>>9299829
>blush
Amd why would i do that?
He's just a friend
>>9299924
Yeah sound like a good idea to ask forher for advertisement
Thanks dor the idea

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>>9300197
>Miss!
Alright come on Alexa, Knock Off!
>252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Malamar: 117-138 (34.5 - 40.7%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>9300240
>"Alright, see you soon."

>>9300440
>77: look down at the pile of discarded binoculars next to him.
>77: make a note to get more.
>Skarms screeches in support of 77.
Yeah, you're right Skarms
I've got this.
Come on Malamar, you can do it!
>+2 0 Atk Malamar Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 171-201 (91.9 - 108%) -- 50% chance to OHKO
>Need a 8 or 0 to KO if it hits.

>>9300546
(uh dude, Malamar is KO'd)

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>>9300319
Not a problem.
>>9300240
>Superfast.
>Go file that report.

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>>9300440
>>9300546
>Slurp slushie.
>Watch nerds duke it out.

>>9300546
>>9300567
>Nevermind, I'm really fucking dumb, holy shit.
Malamar is KO'd.
Fuck!
>Out comes level 90 Medicham.

>>9300631
>Skarms screeches at the new nerd.

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>>9300658
Come on Alexa, you got this! ICE THIS GUY!
>Alexa used Icicle Crash!
>252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Medicham: 117-138 (49.7 - 58.7%) -- 99.6% chance to 2HKO

Sup guys, I was here yesterday talking about that underground cave system underneath sinnoh
I made a trip to a local camping store, got me some digging tools and basic stuff to keep me going until I can get set up properly somewhere down there
wish me, luck, hopefully my dex or shitty laptop can can get a good connection

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>>9300658
Scraw to you too.
Kick this nerd's butt, dude.
>>9300697
Man can you hit anything?
>>9300711
Pretty sure that's illegal, probably.

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>>9300745
Did you not see the part where I knocked out his Malamar and Volcarona!!?

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>Special project done for the day
>Get back to station

>>9300711
Good luck, report back.

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>>9300697
>77rper: attempt to regain composure.
Puns, really?
Medicham please, put a stop to this., use Poison Jab!
>0 Atk Medicham Poison Jab vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 68-80 (36.5 - 43%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

>>9300745
>The metal bird walks over to Mort and tilts his head at him.

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>>6856787
maybe..................................

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>>9300606
Maybe i could give you a freebie the next time you come here to buy something

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>>9300763
I mean yeah, but your Dragonite broke his butt.
>>9300842
Scraaaaw.
>Poke bird with the not-scythe part of scythe.
>Handle? Is it a handle?
>Fuck me, we'll never know.

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>>9300842
>Hit!
>one more hit will do it because Life Orb is a cunt
>Actually this next attack KOs Alexa either way

Alright, give this one your all, Alexa! ICICLE CRASH!
>Alexa used Icicle Crash!
>252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Medicham: 117-138 (49.7 - 58.7%) -- 99.6% chance to 2HKO

>>9300877
Screw you too buddy!

>>9300877
The haft.
Also nice 7s.

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>>9300877
>By poke you actually mean hit.
>Luckily the bird is made of metal, so it doesn't hurt much.
>Annoyed screeching, Skarms backs away from Mort.

>>9300902
Shit, come on Medicham!
One more Poison Jab and that Weavile is done!
>>0 Atk Medicham Poison Jab vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 68-80 (36.5 - 43%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>9300902
When?
>>9300948
Thanks, boss.
>>9301009
Whoops. This is why I stick to ghosts. Uhh...
>Fish probably moldy pieces of PB&J out.
Poly want a sacrifice?

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>>9301009
>Miss!
>Doesn't matter because Alexa is KO
>Fucking Life Orb why did I even bother
Alright that's enough Alexa!
Come on Pixel, you got this!
>Quincy sent out Arcanine (L70)!
Pixel, burn it down!
>Pixel used Flare Blitz!
>252+ Atk Arcanine Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Medicham: 135-160 (57.4 - 68%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9301028
Never, weirdo!

>>9300873
I bet you would give him another kind of freebie just for him,wouldn't you?

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>>9301028
>Slightly suspicious metal bird noises.
>Skarms slowly comes back to Mort, staring at the almost definitely mouldy food.

>>9301101
>So close yet so far.
>Watch me get a 9 now and self damage.
Medicham, High Jump Kick!
>0 Atk Medicham High Jump Kick vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Arcanine: 129-153 (56.8 - 67.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9301101
Never say never, weirdo.
>>9301247
...
>Offer food to birb.
Scraw?

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>>9301247
>Almost fucked yourself, but instead you just missed
Alright Pixel, one more time, Flame On!
>Pixel used Flare Blitz!
>252+ Atk Arcanine Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Medicham: 135-160 (57.4 - 68%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9301272
I'm straight as an arrow, dude, and you're creepy with the scythe thing!

>>9301272
>Metal bird eats the mouldy food.
>Roll to see if Skarms likes it or spits it out.

>>9301281
>And the miss off begins.
You are the worst and I'm going to be glad when I win and don't have to end up giving you money.
Medicham, come on, get kickin'.
>0 Atk Medicham High Jump Kick vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Arcanine: 129-153 (56.8 - 67.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9301281
Arrows bend.
That's the point of the getup, dude. Keeps freaks from trying to eat me and my pokes.
>>9301432
Finally, I've realized my dream of befriending a steelbro.
>Attempt to pet birb that's definitely going to shadow rush me soon.

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>>9301432
>hit!
Pixel! Shit, alright, come on girl, you gotta land this, fire up!
>Pixel used Flare Blitz!
>252+ Atk Arcanine Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Medicham: 135-160 (57.4 - 68%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Please for the love of god HIT

>>9301459
It's a figure of speech! And that getup also makes sure no one is going to be attracted to you except other weirdos!

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>>9301459
>It seems the way to get Shadow Rushed is to keep complaining whenever you miss failtrips, it worked for me.
>Happy metal bird screeching.
>Skarms weakly flaps his still horribly crushed wings, hopefully not hurting himself.

>>9301489
Keep it up with those kicks, Medicham!
>0 Atk Medicham High Jump Kick vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Arcanine: 129-153 (56.8 - 67.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>77's confidence: rising.
>I'm going to keep occasionally posting stuff from the Colosseum and Gale OST in the hope that I'm not the only one who listens to the tracks when I post them.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeJHMZ4MEAU

>>9301615
(I listen them when I can)
(Keep being cool)

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>>9301615
>Miss!
>Why must we suffer this whiff meme
Alright, nice dodging, now could ya land something, Pix!? Come on, Flare Blitz!
>Pixel used Flare Blitz!
>252+ Atk Arcanine Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Medicham: 135-160 (57.4 - 68%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9301489
Suuuuuure.
And that's what... Three or four more friends I have than you?
>>9301615
>Thankfully Mort is a douche and wears real armor.
>Also your music is great man.
>Scratch the birb under the chin.
Hey, don't flap, little dude. You'll hurt yourself more.

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>>9301665
>Thank you.

>>9301692
>Complaining about missing is the key to victory.
>77 might have to consider cheating slightly.
>Depends, we'll see.
>Medicham is KO'd.
Fuuuck.
One last chance, come back out Hypno.
>Hypno is on 82% hp.
Come on, Hypnosis!

>>9301700
>Real armor.
>Fight me nerd.
>Your armor isn't as stylish.
>Also thanks.
>Skarms winces in pain slightly.
>Although the dubs chin scratches make him feel better.

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>>9301819
>Miss!
Alright, Pixel! Let's go, Flare Blitz!
>Pixel used Flare Blitz!
>252+ Atk Arcanine Flare Blitz vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Hypno: 106-126 (31.4 - 37.3%) -- guaranteed 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
>I just realized Flare Blitz does recoil damage
>If this hits Pixel is KO'd

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>>9301819
>Fug u I spraypainted this myself.
>Fite me irl.
Gotta tone the flapping down, bud. You been sprayed down today?
>Apply a potion to each wing.
>I'll probably chill so you guys can do your fight.

>>9301869
>Wait I'm even dumber Pixel has another two Flare Blitz's in her before she's KO'd

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>>9301869
>Oh no I'm missing so much woe is me.
>If this works I'll be amazed.
Hypno come on, you're my last hope here!
>Hypno attempts another Hypnosis on Arcanine.

>>9301882
>I fuckin will.
>The potion stops the pain, but doesn't do much else.
>Skarms needs to go to at least get to a Pokemon Center to get his wings fixed.
>Skarms tilts his head.
>Scree?

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>>9301989
>MISS!
Come on Pix, you can do this, FLARE BLITZ!
>Pixel used Flare Blitz!
>252+ Atk Arcanine Flare Blitz vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Hypno: 106-126 (31.4 - 37.3%) -- guaranteed 4HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>9302001
>I understand my 1 off because I taunted the dice gods, but I don't know why you're getting shit too.
>Maybe just so we both look shit.
...This is just embarrassing for both of us at this point.
It's a good thing we're the only ones here.
>77 obviously hasn't noticed Mort yet, too focussed on the battle.
Alright, Hypno.
Fucking put it to sleep, please!

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>>9302170
>Hit
>Fug
>Pixel is asleep!
Shit! Pixel, return!
>Quincy pulls out his last pokemon
...Alright Oathkeeper, Oblivion, you ready? GO!
>Quincy sent out Doublade (L70)!
>A very strange Doublade, it's... two giant fucking keys, the chains hanging off their handles wrapped around each other

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>>9302301
>77: attempt to stop yourself from bursting out laughing.
Well, there's only really one thing I can keep trying.
Hypno, you know what to do.

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>>9302301
>Attempt to kidnap keys.

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>>9302384
>OF COURSE IT HITS NOW
>FUCKING
>They instantly pass out

>>9302386
>And are promptly stolen
HEY! WHAT THE FUCK!?
>Quincy runs after the Klefki, pulling an Awakening and a Hyper Potion out of his bag
PIX, WAKE UP WE GOTTA GO! HANG ON GUYS WE'RE COMING!

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>>9302386
>>9302449
Hey, we were in the middle of a battle!
Skarms, chase that thing down and kick it's ass!
...Fuck sake.
>77 calmly gets out his rifle and loads a tranq round.
>Aim at the Klefki.
>BANG.

>>9302504
>tranq round
>on a key ring
>what are you doing

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>>9302449
>RUN.
>>9302504
>Nice shot tranquing the very small target made out of metal.
>I'll give you it.
>Keychain passes out.