HG thread: Hosting another person's code edition. I'll be needing 36 tributes from you guys.
Give me time to get everything together because I'm old-school and don't like using technology that helps me enter everything in faster
At least ONE (1) tomboy should be added in so I have someone to cheer for
Winner gets an all exclusive kissu from yours truly
Fun is mandatory. If you're not going to have fun we'll have someone come out and make you have fun.
Aaaaaand go!
Senshougahara
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9288437
Miku's ass
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Sanji
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Xayah
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Poniko
Blaze
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Mayor of Cantown
Len
ASGOOOOOOOOORE
Ruby Gloom
Gascoigne
Ai Ebihara
Junkrat
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Lana's mom
Baki Hanma
>>9288437
Grora
>>9288416
Thank you!
>>9288437
Agrias Oaks
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Erika
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Kaito
The Devil
Junpei Iori
Kosaku Kawajiri
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Etanity larva
Mahiru Koizumi
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Regidad
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Crusty Sean
Game Changer Adachi
Jinko
Nasu Suketaka Yoichi
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Yes?
Lana
Eric Andre
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Kamikirimusi
Maria and Harusame
>>9288437
Ririchiyo
Monsieur Le President
Yukine
feliz navidad
>>9288523
You're 7 months too early.
>>9288530
IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKER
>>9288437
Kuroyuri
NSFW Jaysh
>>9288504
Oh hey you're alive
cancer
>>9288536
But how can they celebrare christmas if they're stuck in July?!
>>9288549
Unfortunately my man
Good to see you guys again
>>9288549
The fuck did I say about talking to my wife, anon?
>draws katana
Now you must die for this insolence.
Deku
>>9288559
No, I'm a Taurus
8 more
>>9288503
i'm going to kick ur ass
This fucking invisible cat
>entry
>>9288589
Vegeta and Some Italian Faggot
>>9288593
>not aquarius
>>9288569
Hahaha...foolish,foolish fool.
>unzips fedora
I bet I won't even have to use 20% of my power level to take you down.
>>9288589
Some horseshit entry
>entry
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Vash The Stampede.
Stratos
>>9288589
Hatate's ass
>>9288606
fuck off aquarium
>>9288589
A fucking traitor
>>9288578
Mr. lol k
>>9288592
I'd appreciate it if you didn't.
>>9288606
>Aquarius
Only fags are born with that sign.
>>9288613
Way to make me hate the nodachi, faggot!
>>9288589
Inkling
>>9288624
Aries ftw!
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>>9288655
>steals your opium and illegally sells it to China
>>9288665
>You're concerned, not because the british stole your opium, but because you didn't even have any to begin with.
>Those sneaky chavs robbed you of something you didn't even know you had.
>Oh, you are so going to dump some tea in the nearest harbor.
>>9288665
But I had no such item to steal.
>>9288665
>dons powdered wig and petticoat
>loads musket
Gods, I hate the Britons.
TO WAR!
>>9288665
>Burns
>>9288687
Does that one have a cock
>>9288687
Is this awawa
>>9288687
MY EYES
>>9288665
>Makes a side profit from China using the sweatshop children drugged out on opium
>>9288703
Probably. With a 67% chance that it is bigger than Hoshi's.
>>9288703
I doubt it
>>9288708
yes
>>9288713
>pets
>>9288687
That's a boy.
>>9288725
yay
>>9288719
>shoves a kitten up your ass.
>>9288736
>rps to this
>>9288720
m-maybe!
Alright, we're ready to go!
>>9288756
Let's go!
>>9288756
>You are READY!
>>9288665
>Kosaku stares with a particularly annoyed face. "They stole something from me that I hadn't acquired yet. Had Kosaku been managing a drug trade while kissing up to his superiors? How could this be worth anything to him? Truly, this person's hard to follow faithfully."
>Kosaku is also annoyed by the fact that they sold it to China, him crossing his arms at the thought of it. "Is this supposed to be a jab at me being Japanese? Some people here really do act like children. Good grief."
>>9288756
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>>9288756
NIGGERS
>>9288756
5 to 1 odds that Adachi fucks that wierd creature with the beak. Takin all bets!
>>9288756
Good luck, beautiful ladies in my district! I'm yours to use as a human shield if you need to!
>>9288756
It can't be helped, I guess.
>>9288789
lol so thirsty
>>9288756
The team I was assigned to is not one I object to at all. Let us have fun and merriment over everyone's death.
>>9288794
says you ^_^
>>9288756
It's time to get down and dirty!
>>9288756
Hopefully this time I have the opportunity to get some beast blood on this old weapon of mine.
Get on with it.
>>9288808
t-that's the joke
>>9288794
My endless thirst for attractive women will never be quenched. Any true man would know how to appreciate a woman's feminine charm. You call it being thirsty, but I know how to appreciate nature's art at its finest.
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's get it started! Get off the bus NOW!
>>9288843
Oh, the what about my feminine charm?
>>9288843
Now that's some cringing shit.
>>9288849
>This isn't what you meant when you told her you wanted to hit the sack.
>>9288849
Okay, on the count of three push! Three!
>puts up posters with "Beware the pervert Kosaku" on them all around the surrounding area
>>9288849
>Adachi just changed France's game
>>9288878
That's one hell of fingering
>>9288858
Bruh that's kind of Sanji's character.
>>9288878
If you eat I'll have a better chance at winning this game, so whatever you do... DON'T EAT IT!
>>9288849
I would greatly appreciate if you held onto my belongings for me.
>>9288878
>After performing Kancho on her opponent, Blaze looks for a restroom to wash her hands.
>>9288878
So far I've lost my ride and lost my sense of direction. What will I lose next?
>>9288878
I think you're going to scare the fish if you keep flailing like that..
>>9288878
>She groans rubbing her head as the bag opens up and she looks up at the woman
Leave me alone I'm trying to sleep off a horrible hangover.
>>9288849
No need to help me, my ladies! As soon as I'm out of here, I'll make a cup of tea for the both of you!
..Hey, asshole, why're you just standing there? Help me outta here.
>>9288854
I spent two long years in Hell. You think it wasn't full of demons like you? It's hard to resist the urge to fill your mouth with my shoe right now.
>>9288878
Is it... A woman, by chance?! You don't have to be shy!
>>9288878
Kosuaku has good tastes. I want him to win.
Elizabeth-tan, if you keep hanging around that penguin I'll eject you from this game.
>>9288923
What do you think his cheeks taste like?
>>9288922
Ehh? What do you mean by that? I'm not suspicious at all!
>>9288878
How did you even fit inside my bag? And why did it not seem heavier? Just how small are you?
>>9288923
Nice jinx
>>9288849
what is this? It is as if you saw a ghost! Or perhaps, something more eyecatching?
>>9288849
Out 'ere in the forest mate, everything's a five-course meal. Just check it out.
>Junkrat picks up a rock and finds a strange bug crawling underneath. Without hesitation, Junkrat grabs the bug off of the rock and shoves it into his mouth. Each bite results in a sickening crunch as the creature is crushed by his jaws.
Good eats! Got a rather...mmm, unique taste to it, and...oh boy, nah, this ain't good at all...
>Junkrat spits it out, the bug now just a glob of blood, guts and saliva.
Yeah nah. No good at all.
>>9288878
Nah, I'm real good at tamin' wild things. Just watch m-
>Junkrat approaches the horse and immediately dies.
I wish vert would come back so we can bully him more.
>>9288938
Man how the fuck am I supposed to know?
>>9288878
>Kosaku slowly begins to sweat, looking at their hands with rather bizarre intrigue. "Oh, goodness, I was really hoping I wouldn't have needed to do this at all. I do suppose I'd appreciate a new girlfriend right now..."
>However, he notices the posters and begins to eliminate them one by one. "I'm not a pervert! I'm merely spying on the for tactical advantages and a few other reasons as well! I'm insulted they had even thought it was for that reason!"
Good grief, it never ends.
>>9288938
I don't need to eat if we don't catch a lot, I-I'll just turn away so I don't have to watch you two eat..
>>9288938
Hmph... What cowards... No, no, the fault lies with me for not being on guard.
>>9288940
Wild magics, now let me rest and I might tell you in a less cryptic manner next time.
>>9288938
I've a few pieces of armor and a sword taken from that girls bag for some fruit.
>>9288938
I wonder how everyone back home is doing. I wonder if there's a way out of here for me. I wonder what a pepper stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon would taste like. I wonder if skipping lunch was a bad idea
>>9288962
You get into some of the strangest situations, sir.
Well done, Adachi.
And well done to you too, Poniko. You get bonus points.
>>9288960
Go on and give it a taste test for me. I want to know beforehand what it'll taste like if he wins.
>>9288939
You're one of those disgusting okama freaks, those crossdressers that made my life a living Hell over the past two years. I'm not gonna fall for it, your jawline and body figure are complete signs that you're not a real woman. Believe me, I've spent hours appreciating real women's bodies from a distance. I think I'd know how to tell the difference by now. Trick some other gullible guy into the bedroom, you monster.
>>9288878
Oh dear! I feel as though a presence is judging me! Where could it be?
>>9288938
I do believe a rock caught my attention.
>She looks around her, all she can see are trees casting a giant shadow over anything.
It is good to be adventurous, no?
>>9289002
It seems like a waste to set all of this stuff up just to take it down later..
>>9289002
That's weird as fuck though and I'd rather not make him uncomfortable.
>>9288849
>Poniko lunges down and shoves an umbrella straight through Erika's chest.
What were you expecting that time?
>>9288938
I already have most of my memories back...just a few more until then. I can make that.
>>9289002
This is bad...ugh, fine.
>Afterwards, she falls on to her knees, leaning on her umbrella.
You're welcome, lady. Hah...since when was I selfless?
>>9288938
Safety is numbers ofcourse. Being alone simply means you're more vulnerable to perpetrators.
>>9289002
Don't they realize that being alone around here is a death sentence?
>>9289002
>Elizabeth can't keep herself from laughing as the two run away from the scene of the crime. Once far enough, she flops onto some grass.
Oh hohohoho. Hehehehe, that was quite a thrill! We must do it again.
>>9289008
pfft, I was gonna tell you I'm a boy now anyway. Sorry, I-I gotta go now anyway. Good luck with your ... appreciation.
I don't know who's kicking who out, but I'm glad someone's getting kicked.
HE'S
CHANGING
THE
GAME
>>9289027
Who cares? He makes me uncomfortable, so it's only right to do the same to him. If you do it I'll give you a snack.
>>9289002
I suppose now it's time for me to rest then.
Good night to you all and thank you for hosting for us.
>>9289052
>slaps ass
>>9289002
I just wanted her supplies. My mmotives were not the same as as the others...
>>9289062
Sleep tight, foxy.
>>9289057
Taste my cheek and I'll do it.
>>9289057
I don't have more blankets, sorry. Plus you freak me out, no offense
>>9289057
That kind of looks like.. A mother and daughter kind of thing... I'm jealous.
>>9289002
You could of just consulted to us you doubts. I don't see how you'll do any better, when there's psychos out there who could level buildings in one punch.
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>>9289080
I thought we were friends, Junpei. But this is quite fine. I may just kick you out of something soon. Tata!
>>9289057
Why would he do such a thing if it were not to gain attention? It might be better if I pretend I didn't see the incident. But then again, what if I didn't?
>>9289062
Goodnight. Lay off the booze, and stay out of my bag next time!
>>9289107
You see, this is why you freak me out. Well, that, and you snuck into my tent while I was asleep. That's creepy!
Yeah, that's the stuff. Keep doing that stuff. Yeah. That pleases me.
>>9289077
You drive a hard bargain.
>he licks anon's left cheek that is on his face and not to be confused with the cheek that's on his behind
Taste kinda greasy.
>>9289122
I want to protect this anime girl
>>9288997
>Kosaku nearly falls out of the branch he was on as soon as he hears the mysterious voice. "N-Nani?! How did someone find me even though I was hiding in a place where absolutely no one could find me? I must have spoken too loudly. Good grief, this might end incredibly badly if I say the wrong thing."
I suppose I do. It's almost incredible how bizarre everything seems to get. I wish I could avoid them, but it's almost impossible.
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>Kosaku's so tired out he can't even muster the energy to fall on the ground, him wiping his forehead with his sleeve. "I had picked the wrong clothes for this occasion. I wonder if there's any washing machines out here." He almost jumps in surprise when he hears her remark.
Again? You want to do it again? To who? It was hard enough sneaking on him and it was even harder running away! Who do you propose we do it to?
>>9289134
>Kaito watches from the bushes, completely unnoticeable.
>>9289149
(Yare yare daze)
>>9289134
Adachi and Elizabeth event is cute.
>>9289134
Can you animals please shut up? I'll... crap, I can't bribe animals
>>9289134
>She is unaware of the whole thing, being distracted by a very invovled dream.
Minato? It is said that two beings can beat the chill of death by sharing their body warmth. Ah! I didn't expect you to be so receptive of it.
Riri-chi is ANGRY
If I was hungry enough, which I have been for awhile now, I would also follow that talking shrimp. I might even take his shoes afterward, who knows.
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>she peers behind what she believes to be a well disguised hiding spot hoping to catch a glimpse of the gentlemen
5 minutes, still no sighting.
>>9289201
You know, I've moved my camp so often I feel like I should be getting tracked by a monster or something
>>9289201
Is that a way of saying the things I'm wearing now look bad..? Because they seem fine to me.
>>9289231
>that quality
Ew
>>9289201
Let that be a lesson to never sneak up on a sleepless half demon.
What the hell is she managing? Why are they all kicking her out? Either way, I'm going to say she's guilty.
Kaito and Adachi can't stay away from each other. I was a big fan of Adachi x Elizabeth, but I think I might have to switch over to Adachi x Kaito. Kaito obviously being on the bottom as Adachi takes charge and berates him every chance he gets. "Shitty newfag! 4D is all about smelling the experience, so I'm going to FORCE you to smell what I'm changing!", all the while Kaito trying his best to force his way out of the predicament, but deep down will cherish this moment. He has never felt such a way before. Getting ravaged by a man...who would have thought it felt so good? Not Kaito, but now he is convinced that Adachi's the only one for him, thus making up his mind to let Adachi do whatever he wants to him. Truly, the best romance story of our generation.
>>9289201
>Crusty continues trailing along his surroundings, unaware of any attackers or thieves! 'Cause ain't nobody takin' his kicks.
>>9289149
>Her laughing closer to dying, the woman jumps back up with a smile on her face. Putting a finger to her head as to who the next victim will be.
I believe that anyone is fair game at this point! Are you well, Kosaku? It does not sound as though you enjoyed yourself.
>>9289201
Are you certain about this? You seem much too heavy for me.
>Despite her thoughts on it, she let the giant onto her shoulder, still standing with no difficulty.
Huh, perhaps I was wrong.
>>9289287
>that entire post
Oh shit sorry guys about leaving earlier. I had the roster all set up and ready to go before my power died.
H-hopefully you guys will still love me, right?
>>9289287
Thanks for the laugh, Okabe.
>>9289287
But we gathered fruit together! Did that mean anything to you?
>As expected, she receives no answer. She turns around as she begins to walk into the infinite forest.
It will be another lonely night for I.
>>9289308
We'll love you when you host in ERP lol
>>9289287
Wait, is this one of my old camps? It's gotten hard to tell
>>9289287
>That's not the worst Kaito fanfic I've read.
Well it's not like I have to sleep. So I guess I'll keep you company until you eventually pass out.
You guys ignored everything I said last time this happened, didn't you?
>>9289328
I think I should flesh it out after I'm done. You know, really humanize the characters and not make them so 4D.
>>9289346
Some people never learn.
B-But...who's going to take care of the kids?
>>9289346
Shouldn't recreation be for, you know, recreation?
>>9289346
>The woman's smile disappears once she sees the animals. Instead of fear, her face is filled with disappointment.
This resembles the last group of animals that killed me last time. I do desire for anything else. Like a shark! Or a whale. Maybe an-
>>9289371
This is why Slow Start is a meme.
>>9289292
I'm fine, truly! I'm not the most athletic of people, and I'm busy thinking about the consequences of our, no, m y actions. Please, give me a second to breathe...
>Kosaku bends over, putting his hands on his knees while breathing rapidly. "This woman and my actions are going to be the death of me. Why can't I just be a simple salaryman? Goodness, at least I'm not being chased."
I enjoyed myself, don't worry. I'm just wondering of what might happen should we make a mistake.
>>9289346
>Or you could just give up on it halfway like any fan fiction writer.
O-oh.. You guys really didn't want me around that much? That bums me out more than the death.
>>9289371
Hmm. I see. Well, there's nothing we didn't know already, but good work regardless.
I expect nothing less from Yukine.
>>9289403
>tfw I started rping because I also wrote fanfiction
A-Ah...
AND WE'RE DOWN TO OUR FINALISTS!
WILL IT BE:
TRIBUTE 1!
OR
TRIBUTE 2!
YOU DECIDE WHO WINS, SO GET TO VOTING!
>>9289475
Riri gets 2nd.
>>9289461
>So is that statement accurate?
TOO LATE THE WINNER'S ALREADY DETERMINED!
I would've died if I held my breath for you people to vote. Good thing I can always respawn! HAHAHAHA!
>>9289349
>>9289346
You have to bother paying attention in the first place to learn.
CONGRATULATIONS!
>smooches Riri-tan on her cheek
YOU DID SO WELL OUT THERE! PROUD OF YOU!
Remember that guy who fagged that swimming autist?
>>9289516
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>9289401
Please take your time in your recovery.
>Turning her back to him, she begins to hum a particularly dark song happily.
So you're worried about getting caught? You should not fret but if we were, it could be a number of things. Maybe I should change into something less bright.
>>9289516
I shall earn your kiss eventually. Congratulations to her. I thank you for hosting this game.
Here. Look at this and remember where you place. That's where you place in life. Swap Riri out for me and it's accurate.
Now you guys get ready for that guy that told me he'd host after. He should be lurking around somewhere.
>>9289516
Thanks for hosting but keep your affections away from my face.
>>9289494
Not completely. I wrote some boring ass shit, and it was long as fuck, but I finished it.
>>9289516
Congratulations to her.
You have my most sincere thanks for allowing me to participate.
Now then, I believe I'll retire for now. Farewell and have a good night, host.
>>9289516
Congratulations and thanks for hosting.
>>9289533
Summary?
>>9289533
Thanks for the chance.
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>>9289533
>You congratulate the host and thank the winner.
>>9289516
Congrats to you.
>>9289504
Well, some people are happier not paying attention. Not that that's the right thing to do.
>>9289533
Thank you for hosting.
>>9289516
>>9289533
Congrats, and thanks for the fun!
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door
The leather club's two blocks down
>>9289533
Oh, and "that guy" is right here.
36, y'all?
>>9289580
Yes
>>9289532
You'll never get it, Elizabeth-tan. You might as well stop trying. You have to be a strong, smart, cunning, stealthy, wise person to get a kiss. You also have to be a winner, which is something I haven't seen you do yet.
>>9289535
It's a tradition! You should be glad that you join the three others that have gotten one for winning. Take it with pride! Wear it as a badge of honor! Go home and tell your parents about it!
>>9289548
That's a very kind way of putting it.
Have fun in dreamland, other fox.
>>9289580
36 but be ready to bump.
>>9289516
Congratulations Ririchiro!
And thank you so very much for that lovely story and for hosting, Tracksuit!
>>9289538
>Are you proud of yourself for it? Because honestly the only worthwhile writing to me is the stuff you have fun with.
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>>9289592
Sounds good. Entries here or new thread?
>>9289532
>Kosaku stays silent, deciding to listen to the song she's humming with a morbid fascination. "That song sounds somewhat familiar. I don't understand how it is, but it sounds to be. Perhaps I need to listen more closely in order to confirm it."
Something less bright? No, no, not at all. If we're going to "prank" someone, I suppose that term is correct, we need to come up with a plan instead of making it up on the spot.
>Kosaku stands up, being somewhat less tired and a lot more interested in the topic at hand. "It's time to get to work."
>>9289533
Thank you. In this situation, the correct thing to say is "congratulations".
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>>9289593
Oh, you're all welcome! Don't be a stranger. Stop by and talk whenever you want.
S-Seriously, I-I don't mind...
>>9289552
That's not really my forte. I could do it just for you, but it won't be anything special.
>>9289580
Sounds good to me.
>>9289609
Use this one.
>>9289609
Here is fine
>>9289609
Here.
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>>9289535
Congrats. You're welcome.
>>9289533
Thanks, I suppose.
>>9289548
Good night.
>>9289560
Not all of us are concerned about it, now are we? It's not common that one sticks their noses in matters that don't concern them.
>>9289610
The correct thing to say is not "the correct thing to say is...". It makes you sound like you're not used to talking to others.
>>9289612
It could speed things up.
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>>9289626
Alrighty. Give me a minute or two to set things up.
>>9289612
Considering what I've said in the past, I'm surprised you're offering in the first place. But fair enough... I wouldn't turn that down.
>>9289630
>shrugs
That's one way of looking at it.
>>9289637
Wait a minute...what do you mean? I-I can't just post the summary without hosting the game! The defeats the whole purpose!
>>9288477
before I forget grora here is your victory pose for the cancer games
Gorey Gauntlet LVIII: New, fancy titlecard edition
First 36
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban whoever, blah blah, fucking whatever.
>>9289593
Well my first story was written a while ago and ended up being 665,926 words long, while the second ended up being 787,723 words long. I enjoyed writing both, but there were plenty of other stories to read as well.
>>9289666
Gascoigne
>>9289666
Miku's ass
>>9289666
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>9289666
Len
>>9289666
Urotsuki
>>9289666
Backpack loli
>>9289666
Crusty Sean
>>9289650
Besides, he's not really one you pay attention to when they're not doing something really stupid, now is he?
>>9289666
Poniko
>>9289666
Mashiro
>>9289666
Junpei Iori
>>9289666
Anamanaguchi
>>9289634
And do you know if I'm used to talking to others? I apologize, sir, but I'm not quite used to thanking people so commonly. It's not something I'm used to. Is that easy to understand?
>>9289666
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9289666
Etanity larva
>>9289666
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9289650
I can't remember what you've said in the past. If I were to be honest I would say I don't remember you at all. You kind of look like Poniko. Are you her sister, by any chance?
>>9289666
Natsuki Subaru
Inkling
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Baki
>>9289666
Havel The Rock
>>9289666
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>9289585
It is quite unfortunate for you I am all of those things. Including being a winner. How does it feel you will plant your lips on my cheek soon?
>>9289548
Tata pussycat!
>>9289610
>Elizabeth flashes a bright grin towards Kosaku, very eager in pranking someone else.
It lights a fire of happiness in my heart for you to be so receptive to this idea! Hmm, what should we try next? I have heard of something before using eggs. I do believe one calls it 'egging' someone.
>>9289666
The King in Yellow
>nice trips
>>9289666
Double trouble
>>9289666
Deku
>>9289666
Arashi
Muffets ass
>>9289666
Angie Yonaga
>>9289666
Maria and Harusame
>>9289666
Sterling Archer
>>9289666
Woah dude is this new persona game
>>9289666
Steve Urkel
>>9289666
Ryoma Hoshi
>>9289666
Emilia
>>9289666
Tits
>>9289666
Paya
>>9289666
Kyubey
>>9289680
Now you're just being nonsensical. Who are you even talking about?
>>9289689
? So what... you're feigning ignorance to offer a second chance?
I don't know who this Poniko is.
>>9289667
>I can never get into reading stuff that long unless it's like a literal book, most stuff I read is maybe a couple chapters? But what were you writing about?
>>9289718
>>9289666
Oopst
>>9289666
Fluffy ket
>>9289730
>>9289689
Poniko is me.
...I was calling him an idiot. I think. My head suddenly...ow.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9289697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5wUr4Lut4A
>>9289708
Yes, of course.
>>9289736
My original avatar's source material...
>>9289696
Why not do something different, like scaring them? Egging leaves too much of a mark on the person, and physical violence is something I dislike. A prank requires the element of surprise.
>Kosaku looks to the left side, and then to the right. After doing so, he leans in with a grin, pointing to himself.
I, Kosaku Kawajiri, have a rather great history when it comes to surprise. When I was younger, I even pranked a few others. I could provide a plan if you wish for it.
>>9289766
On with the hunt!
>>9289766
This looks..
>"Correct I guess?"
>>9289767
>W-which is..?
>>9289684
I can't say I know for certain, but judging by how you've been creeping around recently, only saying a handful of words to a handful of people. I assume you're not used to it. A shame too, because you look interesting! Your hair's like mine except it's all frizzy and sharp looking.
>he triumphantly leans back, as if he cracked some kind of code. Any sane person would take one look at his face and see that he's looking down on the man
But hey, you'll get used to it eventually. I believe in you, buddy. After all, it only is two words. You're obviously able to talk and string more than two words together, so it should be a fast and fun process.
>>9289693
I-I don't get what you mean, anon. I apologize! Next time I swear I'll do it. You have my word, okay?
>>9289696
It makes me feel good to know it won't happen!
Are you not aware that you've already lost to a tiny girl and an old senile man with his eyes covered? Those two should have been easy for you! You might be slim and agile, but you're severely lacking in all the other compartments, Elizabeth-tan. You might as well ask one of the winners if you can take their kiss instead. It might be easier on you that way.
>>9289766
Blue and yellow make such a wonderful combination, don't you think?
>>9289766
>Hanekawa steps onto her podium.
>The clouds are looking very gloomy, the way they cover the sky.
>She decides to stay cheerful away.
>>9289786
Thanks anyway.
>>9289766
Let's go!
>>9289766
Let's get down a dirty!
>>9289766
Open the pathways of victory, because the queen of them is coming home!
>>9289730
If you want to put it bluntly, yes. We've both done things we're not proud of, specifically to each other. Why not just erase our memories and start anew. How does that sound?
>>9289751
Why would you call a person you don't even know an idiot? That's very rude of you.
>>9289766
We're good to go, Smol.
>>9289766
Just...give me a minute. Urgh.
>>9289816
Believe me, I have no idea. It just...came over me.
>>9289798
I won't disappoint you anymore...hopefully.
Nothing, hm? That's fine.
Starting ASAP.
>>9289751
Oh, so you're Poniko.
... Is he blind? Because we barely look anything alike.
>>9289766
I'll be okay with this. Now then...let's see just how long you all last.
>>9289816
I'll take never talking about those things again.
But forgetting these things completely is just as dangerous.
So... I'll agree.
>>9289829
There was literally nothing for me to swap my memes out for.
>>9289770
>Elizabeth's face once was in surprise for a moment. Covering her mouth to hide her widening grin.
I didn't expect to have found a master this quick in the art of pranking. I desire to hear what you may say. Scaring someone else may be simple, a select few find me creepy already!
>>9289786
Your joyous behavior is one that resonates in my heart well. Though it is too bad it won;t stay for long.
It may not intrude your mind that I am deliberately holding back in this place. If I go full bore on everyone, it will get dull. Plus, winning with my hands tied behind my back makes it all the more exhilarating. Perhaps you're doing the same?
BLOODBATH!
Happy birthday! How old are you now?
Double trouble, indeed.
Brohug
She might as well have emerged from Hell all things considered.
Subaru taking out four men for the price of one.
>>9289844
The time's also for corrections.
>>9289858
And there is at least two of them presenting themselves. What luck!
>>9289821
I accept your soon to be apology, Poniko. Holding grudges isn't really my thing.
>>9289837
Please enlighten me on how forgetting can be dangerous? It's kind of weird to hear you say that when you agreed you never wanted to talk about those things again.
>>9289848
Oh! Um...yeah! I'm someone that has it easy when it comes to...you know what. You saw it yourself. If that happened here it would be difficult to lose, even against you. If you repeat something enough times you eventually learn how to perfect it. Same goes for me too. There's nothing that can stop a man who's very existence is insanity.
>>9289858
See you later, autobon! I've had enough of your electric german music!
>>9289858
Here's a welcoming gift for you...! See how much you like all this when it stzrts's sticking to everything.
>>9289786
>Kosaku sighs, staring at the man with a tired and weary expression. "This boy reminds me of that other person that annoyed me. What was his named again? Okuyasu, that's right. Hopefully this boy isn't as bad as him, but I sincerely hope that he doesn't think I'm that stupid. After all, I do have luck on my side regardless of where I am."
Fine. I suppose that I need to start thanking everyone properly, although I don't understand why we can only say "thank you". Would it not make sense to say "I appreciate it"? Whatever. The time to improve starts now.
>Kosaku looks at the boy and crosses his arms, saying the next words in a slightly annoyed tone.
Thank you. Will that be sufficient, sir?
>>9289848
A normal man like me has one trick up his sleeve. It's not like I was always this plain when I was younger, you see? Now, a plan for scaring someone.
>Kosaku hums, looking to the sky in thought. "Could 「Killer Queen」 play a small part in this? I can turn anything into a bomb, but I only need the e x p l o s i o n sound. Perhaps a quick little fright scare would do the trick."
How do you feel about explosives? Or, rather, firecrackers?
>>9289858
>she texts "Fuck America, hey Trump, fight me you fat democrat, #BrazilQueen"
Democrats are the ones that he is in, right? Oh well whatever
>>9289837
That's right. We're blonde...and cold-faced. I guess that's enough for him.
>She glances down briefly at her outfit as if something were out of place, before shrugging as she taps the umbrella against her other hand.
Some people just can't notice more than the most superficial differences.
>>9289888
Whatever you say. Don't you have something to do, by the way?
>>9289858
Let's get going.
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