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>>9283710
ᶫᵘᶜʸ
>>9283487
That's really all he does...? I was kinda hoping there would be I don't know... some time where he sleeps or something?
>>9283710
Field
>>9283710
Mineral. of six pokemon in my team, five are mineral.
>>9280865
(Four hours late post because shit happened IRL to everyone in the vicinity IC)
Hello, sorry if things are a bit lacking but things are on fire here, literally on fire somewhere else and I have an important task to do elsewhere.
Feel free to bunk up until we can get things straightened up.
Also don't try to get into the smaller building outside.
>Rushes back inside another room
>A teleportation noise can be heard
>Acerola hops off the boat and heads to her house
>Once she's in the house she lets out the now healed Lucario
Welcome to your new home!
>The walls and floor are covered in various spell circles - mostly the variety meant to trap spirits
>>9283762
Woah...
>The Lucario pokes her head around, glancing at all the circles
Wait, did you catch me?
Oh jeez, uh, I hope you don't expect too much from me right away, I'm not very experienced...
>>9283614
Oh. Sounds like you really like her.
>Internal sadness grows
Is she busy?
>>9283619
...
What?
>>9283673
Thank you.
...
So, how did you guys get out here?
>>9283710
Doshent
>>9283755
Oh. Okay!
...
>Walk around the Radio station, looking at every single thing
shit thread
>>9283361(latias)
>cloveris walking around doing her usual cleaning work and noticed the latias
Hello.
Who are you?
>>9283614
>clover starts blushing
Thank you honeys
You are yhe sweetest bird there is
>she hugs max
>>9283814
I'm not really busy but i like cleaning the keep, making it tidy is important for me
>>9283814
...You's uh. Just happen to find this place all random like bambino?
>>9283814
Well, I've lived out in Orre since I was a little Stufful, and before that... I dunno, we're actually supposed to be native to Alola, not Orre...
>Berg: Get back to Kalos and try to find a hotel room.
>>9283801
Nope, just one thing! We can talk about it after tea though! Here, this one is for you!
>She smiles and hands the Lucario a cup of tea with a bittersweet smell. Floating around in the drink are small purple berries and purple flower petals
>Acerola herself has a bright red tea with a overwhelmingly spicy scent
>>9284073
>The Lucario takes the cup
Thank you... what is this?
>Enemy Action: Try to pick up a trail on Kalosian Catalyst members.
>>9283970
I was just flying over, and noticed it below.
Thought it looked interesting.
>>9284048
This place seems pretty rough, at least to me.
...
No memories of how you got here when you were young?
>>9283941
Clover, right?
I'm Lati.
Or Latias.
I don't mind either.
You two look like a sweet couple.
>>9284163
I think I must've been in a Pokeball the whole journey, or something. I dunno.
>Bear shrug.
>>9283918
Oh... well, any suggestions?
>>9284113
Damn, nothin'.
>Try a little harder.
>33: Go see about getting a Houndoom.
>Roll.
>>9283814
PROBABLY CLEANING UP
>>9283941
THERE SHE IS
>Hug received, Max is visibly calmer now
Yessssss
>>9284106
Tea! Come on, drink it before it gets cold!
>The girl downs her tea
>>9284163
>squint internally
>>9284202
>roost on
>>9284259
...Mines cuter.
>>9284290
>The Lucario glances at her tea again, then drinks the bittersweet fluid
>>9284242
Nice.
>Rolling to see if he can get a location on Berg and Ollie.
>>9284332
its poison
>>9284202
Well, hopefully you'll find out someday.
Maybe have a psychic look around in there?
>>9284319
So, what's your story?
>>9284259
>Smile softly
>Feel sadness inside at herself
>>9284392
Huh so he lived at that place I burnt down. Whoops~
>Pop open Holo Caster.
Hey, anyone want to hang out?
>>9284259
>Amused bear is amused.
You are pretty cute together.
>>9284319
>Bear is fine with birb roosting
>>9284446
...I'm a Fighting-type. I'm pretty sure that'd be really painful on my end...
>>9284466
You were looking for a Houndoom, right?
I have one if you want it.
>>9284446
A long one bambino.
>>9284485
>Squawk Externally
>>9284491
Woah, really? I'm out in Shalour City by the tower. You want money for that?
>>9284527
I'll take a good 5,000P? I can go a bit lower, it wasn't that hard to get.
>33: Get over there, roll for travel time with last number.
>>9284332
Did you drink it all?
>Acerola smiles
If you like it I have more, but you'll have to wait! Let's go!
>The child drags Lucario off to the living couch, which is in the center of a massive spell circle
>>9284570
>The Lucario did in fact drink it all
>She looks at the circle
...What's all this for?
>>9284612
run
>>9284612
DIE
I
E
>>9284612
See... the one thing I needed you to do was... Die!
>A grin forms on her face
Are you feeling funny yet? Pe'ape'a-malakuwa and Kaloa don't like living sacrifices, but don't worry! You can watch as a ghost! I have a circle set up to bind your spirit here and everything!
>>9284654
killing PCs skitts?
>>9284654
>VERY SCARED FIGHTDOGGO NOISES
What!? I don't want to die!
>The Lucario starts scrambling to run away, her body feeling strange already
>>9284682
die
>>9284701
NO ONE CARES DIE
>>9284682
Care for another spin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CF_evfTsDY
>>9284566
Hey over here, I got your money, thanks dude.
>>9284717
except im in GM Hell :^)
>>9284654
Mahina
>>9284701
You aren't gonna get very far! It's Hemlock, Nightshade, and Corrosive Salazzle Poison!
>Gengar is out and Mega Evolved
>Shadow Tag activates!
>>9284775
>The Lucario falls over
>She's not dead yet, but she's not going anywhere
Why do you want to kill me...what did I do? How could I have failed you so soon?
>>9284723
(I'll tell you OOC. 33 slipped a tracker into the ball, trying to figure out how to hint to it IC is eluding me so if you want to have Bomberman figure it out later go ahead.)
>33 offers him the ball.
Here you go.
LUCYQUEEN YOUR SUBJECT NEEDS YOU
>>9284810
I already said why I need you dead! Pe'ape'a-malakuwa and Kala need sacrifices, and I need another ghost Pokémon! Two birds with one stone!
>>9284853
But... but I don't want to be a ghost! I want to be me!
>She rolls over, looking at the small girl, feeling the weight of death settle into her bones, her body already shutting down, steel type be damned
I just wanted to be loved for who I am...
>>9284853
>a pidge slams into the window
SQWAW
>>9284829
(That's cool with me. Bomberman isn't the most observant but he's smarter than Deletman. Might have him notice it if he gets a dubs/trips when messing with his pokeballs.)
>He takes the pokeball and hands him 5,000P.
Thanks dude! I gotta go.
>He runs off into the tower.
>>9284886
THEN STOP BEING A LUCARIO
>>9284886
>roll to turn the lucario into a zoroark named lucy
>>9284886
Mimikyu incoming
>>9284887
>The Lucario's eyes twitch, glancing at the noise
>She knows there's no hope left
...Do I get to choose what I come back as?
>>9284886
And I wanted parents, looks like we don't all get what we want.
>Use a random Pokémon generator for what ghost you become
>>9284887
Stop that!
>>9284889
>33 waves.
>He flicks his PDA open.
>There's now a green dot and a red dot on his tracker app.
Nice.
>33 heads off to get some training in.
>>9284959
>Whoops, auto update
Yeah, as long as it's not from Alola. I have enough Alola ghosts already
-Acerola
>>9284959
>>9284973
You there! grape baby human! Lost!
>>9284990
( Please allow Mimikyu, it fits too well )
Hey did you guys know there is a whole fucking underground cave network underneath sinnoh
>>9285026
suck my dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Roll to blow up a Catalyst Employee's house in Sinnoh
>>9285026
Slateportfag here, never heard that!
That's amazing, I've gotta look into that.
>>9285017
(I was gonna balete and have Acerola say something else, but it's not letting me)
>>9284990
Aaactuuuually.... if you wanna be a Mimikyu go ahead, I don't have a good Mimikyu!
>>9285004
You're lost? I'm lost? Please clarify!
>>9285026
Dude everyone knows that.
>>9285026
Yeah i heard about it before
I probably is pretty cool
>>9284990
>>9285017
(I kept rolling Marshadow, but Mimikyu does fit)
>>9285035
>There's an angry employee running out the door, his windows smashed by the boom.
>Heracross (Lv40) is sent out!
>>9284980
(You the guy who offered to free Chespin and Luca from Hotel purgatory? Now looks like a good time.)
>>9285042
>notices demonic offering going on
Me! are you ears broke?
>>9285076
(Can do. Might want to have them post on the internet about having someone come over? 33 isn't omniscient.)
>>9285026
Why is there one though?
>>9285070
>Shitposter-kun throws Scolipede dust and runs!
>>9285104
Slatepostag here, you probably could.
Might have to watch out for other people who've had that thought or tried to hide things down there, though.
>>9285094
(Well... the thing is, at the same time, the reason for getting them out, it being a purgatory, is pretty much 100% OOC. They don't actually want to leave IC. Unless I'm reading you wrong?)
>>9285069
(Yeah, we aren't allowing another Marshadow so maybe go with Mimikyu instead if you think it's fitting or remove Ubers from the gen thing)
>>9285135
(Ubers is off already though, that's what's funny)
>>9285133
(No I understand that. I meant more them being bored and asking if anyone wanted to hang out. 33 uses that as an opportunity to attempt to catch them and they skedaddle. Does that work?)
>>9285147
( I goofed didn't see that Ubers was already removed. So yeah, gen if you aren't sure what would be fitting, but otherwise whatever works)
>>9284973
You're pretty special, huh
>>9285131
>Grunt Charlie pursues, and sends out Talonflame (Lv40)!
"Oi! Get back here, ye little shit!"
"Brushfire, bring 'im down!"
>>9285184
YOU GONNA KILL SOMEONE CATASCUM?
>Anon tosses out a Minor LV40!
252 Atk Minior Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Talonflame: 228-268 (183.8 - 216.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9285132
yeah, probably should go to the store and get some supplies and stuff before I do anything else down here
I will have to keep you guys updated once I get settled in a nice secluded place down here
>>9285042
>The Lucario lets her head fall back
I guess that would be alright.
I don't want to die, but I guess this isn't really death, is it? I'll still be here...
>She takes a deep breath, and seems to deflate, air wooshing out of her as she closes her eyes, small teardrops falling against the ground as she passes from her current body
>A moment later, a purple orb floats from her body, straight from the chest spike, and slowly takes shape, fully forming atop the freshly dead corpse.
>>9285244
Well...At least it's not a lucario.
>>9285244
(Why would a Mimikyu who was, in life, shunned for being a Lucario, dress as a Lucario in death? Wouldn't they dress as something else? ...Or is that just the costume they already have, or do they not yet have one, or...?)
>>9285271
(It's the one she's starting with, I don't intend for her to keep it for long, but if Mimikyu don't start with a costume then someone's gonna fucking die from looking at her)
>>9285215
>Charlie rushes the guy.
"BRUSHFIRE! USE BRAVE BIRD!"
>248 Atk Talonflame Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Minior: 40-48 (47 - 56.4%) -- 80.5% chance to 2HKO
"I'M GONNA BRING YA DOWN FOR BOMBING MY FUCKIN' HOUSE! THERE'S KIDS IN THERE, YA FUCKIN' PSYCHO!"
>>9285244
>Roll to SUCC
>>9285307
>Anon moves out of the way.
No way, ya pikey fuck!
Bomber, get em!
252 Atk Minior Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Talonflame: 228-268 (183.8 - 216.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9285160
(All right, that works.)
Uhh... hello? Is uh, is anyone here in Lumiose? Me and my friend are a bit bored, so uh... if anyone's close to uh... I think it's Hotel Richissime? Yeah, if you're close to there, uh... we could hang out together? Maybe? I dunno...
>>9285310
>Good job, you pulled the costume off
>I assume the Ghost-Type E4 girl knows to not look at a Mimikyu, but you have no such luck
>Roll to not fucking die, stupid bitch
>>9285334
>Opportunity sighted.
What room?
>33: Start making your way there.
>>9285331
"FUCKIN' PSYCHO KILLER CUNT!"
>248 Atk Talonflame Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Minior: 40-48 (47 - 56.4%) -- 80.5% chance to 2HKO
>Second to last digit, Charlie tries to tackle the bomber, and raise as much of a ruckus as possible to get the cops invoved!
>>9285294
(I gotcha covered)
>>9285244
>She turned away when the ghost started forming
You smell like a Mimikyu, lucky for you I've been making outfits in case I ever got one!
>>9285356
>Still not looking, Acerola offers a costume she pulled from a box
Designed after P'eap'ea-malakuwa itself! I would've done Kaloa, but he doesn't have a physical form here to copy!
>Don the Lunala disguise?
>>9285380
What's your deal, pikey? Kill me like your Catafreaks do!
>Minior is hit!
Bomber, come here and get this shit done!
>Minior moves in close to the Anon and uses Explosion!
>Going to kill anon even on odds.
>Not meant to kill Irishman, more so as suicide for anon.
>Firecat: look up at the Gym
...Rock types, right, I'm weak to them, I'll have to be careful.
Come on Anna! Let's see what these guys are made of!
>>9285376
Uhm... Room 243, but I can meet you in the lobby if you want.
>Chespin: smile over to Luca and point to the screen. Finally, some fun!
>>9285406
>A shadowy arm takes the cloth from her hands
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T̘̺̱̤̰̰̆̏̓͛̏̕͞h̷͔͙̰̣̦̋̿̎͒͆̀̍̓à̶̢̝̬̥̬͙͖̣̺̭̐̀̊͡n̶̨͖̯͖͖͙̤̤͎̈̔̎͌́͊͢k̸̮̝̟͇̣̰̹̪̩̳͋̀̋̏͐͑̔̌͆̕ Ỷ̧̛̤̫͕̝̦̣̼̗͛͂̐̀͂̕͜͞͡ò̼̹̭͓̦̘̐̀̃̀̐͘͢ǘ̧̻̻͍̳͈͙̙͉̫̾̆̐͆́̂̆́͞
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>>9285418
>Charlie is launched and covered in gore.
>He staggers up, and looks around.
>Lots of phones recording this shit.
B-blimey...
>Charlie proceeds to throw up and lose his footing.
>>9285427
Nah I can tell them I'm visiting a friend.
>33: Stride on in and sneak past the desk.
>He'll get spotted on a dubfail.
>>9285427
>luce the mutekip is happy
"are we meeting a new friend?"
>>9285485
Oh, all right.
>Happy chespin noises as he waits.
>Trainer seems to be asleep.
>>9285509
Yep!
>>9285084
>Sorry, didn't mean to ignore you
Nope, but you talk funny, is your brain broke?
>>9285459
Hmm...
>Acerola drags the body back to the ritual room, grunting and making very, very slow progress
Do you have a nickname you want?
>I know that there's not a lot of Lunala Mimikyu art, so if you need more I can make some when I get my computer back
>>9285424
>Ollie comes up. He seems out of breath.
Thank the gods, I found you.
We're going to Alola, and going tonight.
Orders from my work, and I thought you'd want to come with.
>>9285519
>Ding, made it up the elevator.
>Head off to 243 and knock on the door.
Helloooooo?
>>9283710
How can somebody have a favorite egg group?
>>9285529
>The Mimikyu looks back at the dead man outside the window, reaching and grabbing the first costume back, looking it over, and then tossing it out again.
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Ę̧̨̺̟̥̮͕̹̜̒͋̔̾͂̔͠͞l̵̡̖̰̫̺̖̪͉̂̐̎͗͊͗͘͜͟͠͝l̵̨̟̗͕̰̔̀͊̾͋͗͜a̴̦̣̺̜͙̓̍̀̀͞͠ w̵̡̛̙̮̯̫͌͂͆͐͌͡a̸̢̡̛̦̺̟̬͉̘͈͋̏̃̎͝s̴̢̯̝͕̘̮̪̪̊̇̇̾͘̕͜ m̴̡̧̬̰͉̪̺̗̓̌͂̂͆̐̈́͆y̮͈͙̼͓̽̌̀̐̕͜ n̷̻̳̟̤̗̺̭̬̪̖̔̔̿̀̾͋͗̈̔̈ä̴͖̤͚̖͚̭̮̌̎̾̏͒̒̚͘͟m̢̝͕̭̘̯͍̥͂͒̉̓̾͢͞ȩ̷̛̘͙͔̯̼̪̉̾̉̉̔͜͡,̸̱̣͓̙̞̼̱̣̰̐͆͆̕͘ͅ Ĭ̧̙̺̟̤̋̎͌͢͡͡͝ͅ'̨̘̣̗̬̳͓̄̃̓̾̇̎͢͝l̵̳̖͙̰̳̮̥̿̈́̀́͘l̡͎͙̝̩̮̯̮͑̌͗̀̈̋͜ͅ ḵ̭̱͇͔̬̖̪̍͑͊̄̃̇͢͝͠͝ë̸̢̛̥̭̪͚́̄̄̔̽͐̓̈́͡ȩ̘̪̱̰̺̼͒́̿̕͢͜͢͝p̵̖̙̳̫͉͒̉͌̽̏̓̚ i̵̢͚̺̖̙͙̬̙͆̉͐͋̈́͘ͅt̴̢̳͖̩͌̒͐̄͋̈́̄͘͠ͅ.̴̨̛͚̮͖̭͖̗̭̽̓͌͛͌̔̀̚͞ͅͅ
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>>9285557
>Chespin smiles and walks over to the door, opening it.
>At first glance, there's nothing wrong with Chespin and Luca, as Luca's throat scars are covered by his scarf and Chespin is facing 33
Hello!
>>9285551
>Anna gasps.
Really? We get to go to Alola?
Oh my gosh!
>>9285424
Tiff! We're gonna get to go to Alola!
>>9285551
>Firecat: glance at the little girl
Well, that makes things easier, the Island Challenge is probably harder than these gyms anyways, and the Gyms don't have Z-crystals.
What do you think Anna?
>>9285625
Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh!
Tiff, this is great!
I'd hug you if you'd let me!
>>9285529
>A whisper on the wind says "Please don't make fun of birds who hit their heads, I was one..."
>"I kinda miss bagels..."
>>9285596
Hey.
>33 lets himself in and pokes Rob.
Your trainer in a coma or something?
>>9285519
"yay"
"new friend"
>>9285596
>>9285557
>luce stares at the human with curiosity
...
I have a sudden urge to burn boiled bread as an offering to the spirits
>>9285660
I'd rather not, but it'd good to be going hom-
Oh Arceus I think it's only been like a week since I left
>>9285563
I guess if you like the pokemon from one egg group the most?
>>9285695
Uhm... he's just asleep. I think. ...He's a really deep sleeper, though.
>>9285759
Hey, is your boss available?
>>9283710
I'm guessing your egg group would be cheating.
In that case amorphous
>>9285701
Hello.
>>9285771
...Asleep? Hell if he's a narco why don't you bail on him?
>>9285681
>>9285724
A ghost bird wants bagels, think you can get that?
>>9285585
Ella, okay! Pretty name!
>Notice the dead guy
What an idiot, I'll clean that up later. Kaloa will want it if pe'ape'a doesn't.
>Attempt to get the Lucario body onto the sacrificial table
>>9285778
Yeeeeees?
>>9285844
...What's a narco?
>I don't want to impose character traits on a character whose RPer isn't here, man
>>9285778
>Nodding and borking
>>9285872
Oh hi, N
How are you?
Anything I can do to help?
>>9285844
>waves
>>9285856
>Spook Bitch: Is now in Alola somehow
>How?
>No one knows
>This is the worst teleportational power ever, what the hell
Uhhhh... I'm kinda hard up for monies right now.
Yo, spooky bird, you want some chips? I got chips.
>>9285887
And a bork to you lil guy.
>>9285872
Me and my partner finished with the railings, wires and other fixings in the first floor. I'd love to give a go to the other floors but I need to fix a thing in Castelia then back to Kalos, and it is time for my pay.
>>9285932
>The wind whispers.
>"I'd love that, thanks."
>"The jerk who killed me isn't still up there, is he? I thought I heard him screaming down here but I'm not sure..."
>taking a walk on Melemele Island
>roll for finding something interesting to Buzzwole, probably like a random clothesline where the clothes have interesting pattens on it or something, I dunno I will think of something while I am off getting food
>>9285856
>>9285932
Spook club?
>>9285856
>Ella decides to help, lifting her old body onto the table
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.̷̨̧̱̪͈͋̈́̑̽̀̍͆͆̆͘.̡̛͇͙̫̤̺́̀̇̈́̑́́͋.̧̣͓̰͔͔̯̗͆́̒̋̽̆̀ͅW̪̤͇̝̙̫̋̈́̑̉̿͘͟h̛̛̬̯͔͕̩͖͋̔̏̆̓̒̈́̃a̧̱̗̺͕͌̔͊͂͒͘t̪̳̤̙̦̳̤͈̂͌͆̓̔͞ a̯͈̱̺̫͋̑͂̎̇̾̉̂͞r̨̗̪̼̟̩̆́͛͋̋͆̍͠ė͖͉̖͔̗̙̇̀͋̏͢ ÿ̡̤̣͖̝̳͈̇̍̈́̋͟ơ̧̛̠̯͕̗̰̤̞̜̈́͒̊̽̕͜͝u̠͉̦͓̩̻̗͖͗͆̄̋̂̎̊ ǧ̛̱̙̮̫̩͉̆̎̇͂̀͘͢õ̼̺̖̗̰̱͚̰̻̑͊͌͘͘i͍͇͎̘͇͗͋̉̚͢͡ṋ̴͇̮̫͕̌͑̃̄́̈̔̚g̸̛̝͔̮̎͂͂̓͂͢͜ ẗ͓͚͕͚̬̝͕̥̹͒̏̔̇͛̓̈́͠͝ͅỏ̸̬̘̖̊̾̀̊͢ͅͅ d̨̧̩͇̠̟̭̦̈́͊̍̂̒̑ͅͅo̴̥̣̦̮͊̃̿͌͒ͅͅ ţ̷͍̜̞̗̇̋́̕͘͟͠͞o͍̟̬̦̫͒̋̈̉̄͜͢͞ m̴͚̤͖̬̣̹̂͐͆͑̑̀̆̀̕ȩ̴̡̢̛̟̗͇̝͕̊̆̑̿̀͘͟͝͡?̞͕̞͙̬̪̦̠͐͊̏̂̈̓̕͟ͅ
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>>9285985
Uhhh, what's he look like? Red hair, shitty face? Dude had a pretty bad time apparently. Didn't ask for specifics. Just take comfort in knowing that you've been avenged and you're friends are safe. Ish.
>throw a bag of chips into the sky
>>9286052
I can dig it.
>>9285874
Never mind.
>>9285892
>33 lets Forretress out.
So he sleeps a ton, doesn't do anything... Has he even fed you or balled you two?
>33 sits on the bed and pokes Rob.
>>9286018
>Buzzwole finds a doghouse, probably for some families rockruff or something
>he takes it with him and continues his walk
>>9286079
>The chips are caught on the wind.
>"That was the one... thanks..."
>>9286113
He does do things! Just... not a lot with us... A-and yeah, he has balled us, and he does feed us...
>Nervous chespin noises.
>No seriously, I really don't like imposing character traits like that on a character whose RPer isn't here, he seemed like a nice guy who treats his Pokemon well.
>>9286201
>hey get me out of purgatory
>whines constantly about one entirely meaningless thing
cool guy
>>9285754
Well, let's get going!
>Anna: follow dad, get on plane.
>RPer has to go for a bit, sorry.
>>9286246
>Firecat: look out the window as the plane soars into the sky
It's not the same...
Anyone in Kalos up for a quick battle? Gotta figure out if my team so far is actually like, good.
>>9285932
I can pay for bagels!
>>9286052
Yes, spook club! First question, who's your favorite ghost?
>>9286064
We're gonna prepare your body for Kaloa and Pe'ape'a-malakuwa, and then they'll probably eat it!
>Begin preparing the body
>Mostly involves cleaning it off and anointing it with oils and herbs and whatnot
>>9286201
Well...
...
>>9286318
Dude, hell yeah. Where at?
>>9286201
Sorry, bud. Gotta go.
>33: Get the fug out, leave the door open.
>>9286345
y
>>9286201
(Good job fucking making 33 decide to leave. Good fucking god.)
>>9286079
Nice.
>>9286345
Gotta go with Dusknoir. Yours?
>>9286345
Lamp.
>>9286367
>boop
>>9286382
Ye ye.
>>9286295
>sord is amazaded by flying by plane
incredible
it's such a amazing thing those flying machines
don't you agree mademoiselle
>>9286201
how fucking unlikeable can you be
>>9286352
..That's a good question.
I think I'm on Route 21? Probably.
>>9286419
kys turts
>>9286419
How fucking unlikeable can (You) be?
>>9286449
(Funny. But I don't see any (You)'s do you?)
>>9286352
Aw... okay.
(Dammit, I'm sorry-)
>>9286241
>>9286371
>>9286419
(...No, fuck you. That wasn't necessary. What I was "whining about" was pretty much the reason I wanted out in the first place- any reason I could think of for Chespin to get out would run into that, and... if I were Rob's RPer, I wouldn't exactly be pleased that everyone had decided my character was a neglectful POS when the only real problem is that I'm (presumeably) dealing with IRL shit, especially when everything I've seen of Rob's character paints him as the complete opposite of that. I presume everyone else agrees with such, right?)
(...But no seriously, 33, I'm sorry if I came off as a whiny piece of shit.)
>>9286461
There's one right there you fucking mongoloid.
>>9286479
K then.
>>9286479
(Stop replying to him all he does is eat up posts with "K")
HELLO, I HAVE NO FRIENDS EXCEPT FOR A TRAPINCH WHO DOES NOT SPEAK, CAN ANYONE GIVE ME ADVISE ABOUT HOW TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS?
>>9286345
What!? Eat it!?
>Ella realizes her voice has normalized
...Well that's something at least, now I don't sound like a garbled machine.
But still, eat... eat my old body? That's disgusting!
>>9286414
Yeah but... I dunno, flying in a box isn't the same as the first time I went flying.
>>9286476
good job scaring another person off from rping with you
go back to hg
>>9286476
>mutekip confused
"what happened?"
>>9286558
good job scaring another person off from rping with you
go back to hg
>>9286553
i never flew before in my life so it's quite intersting
and humans creating such things is amazing
>>9286515
Ponder,why is that the only other self in your shell vicinity unable to express his self?
>>9286367
Something wrong?
>>9286382
It would be unfair to claim the incarnation of p'eap'ea as my favorite... Gengar!
>>9286404
As in Lampent?
>>9286525
>She shrugs
Kaloa is the god of the dead, I'm not going to offer a living body!
>>9286476
>>9286352
>A pooch walks in the open door
h-hey! You have any food?
>>9286404
Lampents rock.
>>9286606
Nice one. I need to get a keystone so I can mega my Gengar.
Know where I can get one?
(Quick someone turn on their script and send us to the world of par)
>Also rolling for everyone to be sent to par for real
>>9286515
Necromancy!
>>9286606
Lamp the lampent, yep. Lives with me in the trailer. Reheats food for me.
>>9286650
No clue. Might check out some of the big cities.
>>9286681
ok i am in par now for real
wat do?
>>9286732
fucc
>>9286650
nice nudes senpai
>>9286681
>late
(ONE JOB)
>>9286606
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE!
>Ran out of lunala mimis
>>9286605
HE HAS BEEN MY COMPANION FOR QUITE SOME TIME, AND HE CAN COMMUNICATE THROUGH BODY LANGUAGE. AS SUCH I BELIEVE MY PRESENCE IS TOLERABLE AT THE VERY LEAST. FOR CENTURIES I HAVE CALLED THE VAST EMPTY DESERT MY HOME, IT WAS ONLY UNTILL TRAPINCH DISCOVERED THE RUINS WHERE I ABIDED THAT I DESIRED COMPANIONSHIP. YOU SEEM QUITE KNOWLEDGEABLE, PERHPAS YOU WOULD KNOW OF ANY INFORMATION THAT WOULD BE USEFUL IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING FRIENDS?
>>9286797
>>9286702
YOUR RESPONSE HAS BEEN TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION, AND I HAVE FOUND THAT I AM UNFORTUNATELY INCAPABLE OF RAISING THE DEAD.
>>9286597
I've only flown one time before, but it was in the arms of a flying pokemon, so... pretty amazing.
>Tiffany: pass the fuck out
>>9286778
I know it would've! Neither of you would've liked it!
>>9286702
Just for food heating..?
>>9286650
Kaaaaaaalos. That's where most of the Mega Stones are.
>>9286702
Damn. Better trade the last third of my soul for a mega bracelet.
>>9286757
>Sweat.
Where did you get that?
>>9286870
Kalos stinks though. I'm afraid of getting attacked by prelubed chefs if I go there.
>>9286854
>shiny sord resist the urge to pet fire catte
>>9286797
>>9286841
For the selves to connect, the breach between the shells need to be smaller. Functioning language algorithms are also a necessity of the self for participation in civilization.
>>9286870
And hugging. I don't battle much if I can help it. I'm in the comforting business, not the pulverizing business.
>>9286891
I can loan you a bit of mine if you want. I'm still at 50%.
>>9286778
>pet
>>9286740
>>9286775
awesome! ..... where can i go to do that at?
>>9286958
You don't use it for magic?
>>9286891
I'm just a 13 year old girl, I'm afraid you'll have to explain better than that~
>>9286870
Well no shit! Doesn't mean I like the idea of my body being eaten either way!
>>9286958
GAH!
>>9286958
Nah, I can get my own. Let's do some ritual stuff, man.
>Random Ghost Lover cuts his wrists with his scythe.
Gigi. I beseech thee, come to us!
>>9287189
...
Hey do you have any bandages?
>>9287215
>Poke out of portal.
Can you stop doing that? What do you want?
>>9287189
Eh, I got a fortune telling thing that gets most of my business. And sometimes I end up uh... starting in one region and waking up in another. Somehow. When I can get the cash together I just try to help souls pass on and do a little bit of good in whatever time i have left.
>>9287201
You're adorable.
>>9287215
...That's. That's not how you...
Uh... I do convalescent care, don't know shit about keeping people alive.
>>9287231
Oooo, pretty. And spooky.
>starts raiding 33's fridge
I will just help myself then.
>>9287201
Geez, I get it, you don't like the situation. I think you'll like being a ghost though!
>>9287215
Yeah, let me go find-
>>9287231
Are you the incarnation of Kaloa?? I got you this, oh great Kaloa!!
>Gestures at the well prepared Lucario body
>>9287245
Waking up in a different place? That's weird, maybe market that
>>9287231
Woah it worked.
...What was I gonna ask for?
>>9287245
Hey, what was I gonna ask for?
Did you tell me your name...? Where am I?
>>9287288
Buh-
How did I even...?
>>9287245
Hello Cam.
>>9287288
Acerola.
>Pat pat the smol child.
>Drag the corpse in- I almost said child, not the child.
>>9287293
You are...?
I do hope your name starts with a B to keep the A, B, C thing you have here.
>>9287288
Yeah, uh. It's kinda random. And seems to just happen. And sucks.
>>9287293
Yaoi. You wanted yaoi. And beer. Nam is cam or Hex, idgaf. You're in... I have no idea I just kinda popped up here.
>>9287231
GAAAAH!
>Ella jumps behind the ghost girls
>>9287245
AM NOT! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHO IS THAT!?
>>9287288
THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO EAT MY BODY!?
>>9287293
Okay wait, I got it!
>Stick his wrist in a vat of candle wax
>>9287336
Yep!! Cool, isn't it? Kaloa is awesome!
>>9287319
>Senpai noticed you, time to squeal excitedly like the little girl you are
I didn't think you'd actually show up, Kaloa!! And you know my name!!
>>9287320
You're in Alola, by the way!
>>9287319
...Mortimer.
>>9287320
Buh...
>>9287319
Yaoi?? I want Yaoi and beer?
>>9287398
>PAIN.
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
>>9287333
Hello.
>>9287398
I came to see if your friend over there would die. But your offering is most appreciated.
>>9287431
ACM?
MAC?
Mac works. I deem you the leader of this group. Now stop cutting yourself, Mort.
>>9287336
That's Gigi. Big adorable ghost centipede thing. And I dunno, maybe
>>9287398
Oh neato. That's where that kid with the bat fetish I met was from.
>>9287431
Yes. Yes you want yaoi and beer.
>>9287465
>drool over senpai
You're pretty
>Buzzwoles Walk around Melemele Island has somehow landed him in the Hau'oli Cemetery
>He puts down the Doghouse he has been carrying for a moment and has a look around
>rolling for something interesting
>>9287398
IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIFYING!
>>9287491
HOW IS IT ADORABLE, I FAIL TO SEE THE APPEAL!
>PANICKED COSTUMEGHOST NOISES
>>9287431
But it's not bleeding anymore, is it~
>>9287465
Which friend, Ella or Morty the not!gym leader?
>>9287491
Bat fetish...?
>>9287570
Hey!! Don't be rude to Kaloa, Kaloa is the prettiest one here!
>>9287491
I DO NOT HAVE A BAT FETISH!
>>9287465
Leader...? But, my mom said I couldn't- I mean yes sir! Absolutely sir! I need some Yaoi and beer please!
...Sir!
>Fuckin' peel off the candlewax and mop up blood with robe.
>>9287491
On it.
>>9287594
You are the single most sadistic sassy child I've met.
>>9287504
>Buzzswole sees a Gravestone that has a picture of a Persian carved onto it and something about a family pet
>he likes the drawing and decides to take it with him to add to his collection
>He breaks off that tombstone and takes it with him
>pick the doghouse back up as well and head to the exit of the cemetery to continue the walk
>>9287615
You totally have a bat fetish.
>>9287615
But I sure do!
>>9287491
Oh how sweet.
>Pat her on the head.
>>9287594
Mortimer of course.
Have you been behaving well?
>>9287619
Of course.
>Beer and Yaoi are plopped onto the floor.
Don't go to Kanto with those. It'll be bad, trust me.
>>9287570
He's a spooky ghost bug. How can you not want to hug it?
>pet the haunted coat rack
>>9287594
I dunno, some kid was really obsessed with Lunala.
>>9287615
Found him, yeah, that's the one. Hey kid, how's the bat hunting going?
>>9287619
Good job "boss".
>>9287661
>swoon
S-senpai I...~
HEY GAMERS
CAN'T SAY THAT TODAY HAS BEEN A PROUD DAY FOR US FELLOW ZIONISTS
>>9287704
Slateportfag here.
How many Darkrais?
>>9287728
>DARKRAIS
I THINK YOU MEAN
>>9287634
N-no! Where's your proof? You can't just throw claims without proof!
>>9287674
Hey! I'm not even hunting Lunala, I just want him to leave me be!
>Mumble mumble not that it matters mumble already smell like bat mutter
>>9287750
NIGGERS
>>9287757
But I can! And I am!
>>9287757
>The sound of heavy things being moved in the background by a heavier thing
Kid, have you tried just dropping your earthly problems and just immerse on work or games or anything else?
>>9287828
DON'T OK ME YOU FUCKING HRT TREATMENT HAVING, DICK UP THE ASS TAKING, SHIT SMEARING, NU MALE BEING FUCKIN' GOOFBALL
>>9287619
I'm probably the only sassy child you've met~
>>9287661
Hmmmaaaaybe!
>Try to look as innocent as possible
>>9287674
I don't see why someone wouldn't like Pe'ape'a-malakuwa, he's cool!
>>9287661
Well. Okay. Thank you.
>>9287674
I think I need to go sit down.
For a few hours.
Or days.
>Crack a beer open.
>Pour it into mask.
>>9287875
...Got me there.
>>9287870
(You)
>>9287870
ok
>>9287870
ok
(On a side note for everyone who thinks it's me. It's not.) -You know who
>>9287674
Yes, Cam?
>>9287875
>Odd.
>Squint.
Well as long as you avoid the bloodiness Mort carries I do not mind.
>>9287898
Good. Do your job well.
>Close portal.
>>9287870
ok
>>9287870
>>9287948
ok
>>9287757
...I never said you were the one with the bat fetish kiddo. Just said "kid".
>>9287875
Yeah, I dunno, the Mahina Pea always looked really pretty to me. Guess he just doesn't like ghosts.
>>9287898
Have fun with that champaroonie.
>>9287870
Ok from BEEEEYOND THE VEEEEIL
>>9287952
I... I think I'm in love~
(I thought you guys were better than this. Stop giving (You)s)
>>9287870
WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP, BUT CAN'T BECAUSE SOMEONE IS MAKING THE MOUNTAINS SHAKE WITH THEIR FUCKING NOISE
>>9287907
>>9287918
>>9287926
>>9287935
>>9287955
>>9287984
SOMETIMES WHEN I SHIT MY DICK TOUCHES THE WATER
>>9287998
CAN IT YOU FUCKIN GOOBER GOPPER
>Buzzwole: accidentally use the shouting match as cover while attempting to take the wheel off a car
>rolling for success
>>9287952
What just happened?
>>9287984
...Did I summon Gigi?
>>9288057
>Slam back another beer.
Hit me, sassy child.
>>9287793
Sooo you don't have proof..? Ha! I win!
>>9287984
>Pokerface
I uhhhh...
Kinda thought...
I was the only one who's talked to you about Lunala....?
>>9288057
Some people just don't get the cute factor.
>>9288082
Yep. You did good big guy.
>>9288106
Oh, you were. I think. I dunno. I was kinda buzzed honestly.
(Quick someone turn their trip on so we can make par real)
>Rolling for everyone to be sent to par universe forever
>roll to summon Gladi
>idk dont really got a reason
>just like talking to the boyfriendo
>>9288268
(Can you fuck off with shit)
>>9288268
(Please fucking stop.)
>>9288297
>got odds
>ok nvm fuck me I guess
>>9288082
Here we go!!
>Roll for successful stitching
>>9288184
Okay, what's the cutest ghost?
>>9288184
Being 6'8" makes you pretty tall...
>>9288359
>Internal screaming.
Wrong.
>>9288384
>6'8"
Nice.
Pfft, nice going Emrys, same drama queen bullshit as before, now with extra salt.
>>9288425
Pfft, nice going Hateboner, same drama queen bullshit as before, now with extra salt.
>>9288184
Seee! There's only one person you could've been talking about anyway!
Random question but.... know any cool places in Johto?
>>9288425
Holy shit dude what is your major malfunction, do you want him to kill himself? Actually don't answer that, I don't want to know.
>>9288384
Whoopsies~
>Undo the stitching and try again
>Rolling'
>>9288417
PE'APE'A-MALAKUWA!! Sooooorrryyyyy, I had something for you but I already gave it to Kaloa
>Every time HB says something this is what I want to say to him
https://youtu.be/ZKrzI7isl40
>>9288417
...Are there any other ghost legendaries I need to know about?
>>9288537
WHO- Who taught you to stitch?
The cruddy stitching demon?
>Internally regret angering the small sassy demon child.
>>9288417
Take me daddy~
>>9288496
Define "cool"
>>9288359
...I can't pick.
>>9288384
Yep.
>>9288537
>Pat small child.
It is no issue. You preform as well as I expect.
>>9288587
Nice.
How big is the donger?
In THIS Thread...........
Pokémon are real
>>9288603
Oops~
You are so lewd.
>Drop a bottle of grape soda.
-Lunalalalalalala
In this very thread, not appearing in
any other.................
Pokémon are REAL
Crying over chocolate, this is Emrys, everybody
Lewd greentext writer here. I'm really questioning my choice of prospective employment right now and I just learned that people despise me.
Anybody got any requests while I try to get my mind off shit?
>>9288706
kys catascum ray
>>9288587
>Angry child face
Oh, hold on, I see the problem!
>Stab the needle into his arm and run off to get better sewing stuff
>>9288603
You gotta have one!
>>9288610
>Gleeful giggling
>Noticed by two senpais in one day, wow
At what?
Hey Lunaaaala? What's a "bat fetish"?
>>9288714
kys catascum hateboner
>Ultraspace portal into the radio station Breakroom again
>put down a little flower Tiara somewhere where the tiny psychic cat might find it later
>Start looking around the room
Hold up! This thread exhibits something it does not have in common with other threads! Nothing on this site has something like it! It is this astonishing fact......................
POKÉMON are real
>>9288603
Oh, um... uh.... not spooky? Not deadly...? I'm not sure...
>>9288706
And who would be who despises you?
>>9288706
can you write a lewd fic with a female bisharp
>>9288638
>Heavy breathing
T-thanknsweetie~
>fix hair
>oh gods senpai noticed me
>>9288737
That bat is really cute~
Mmm... Still Lamp I guess.
>>9288762
Oh. Uh. Spooky and deadly are kinda the only things I was looking for, sorry.
>>9288603
Yep.
>>9288610
L-lunala, please.
>>9288737
>PAIN.
Whyyyyy.
>>9288706
Male Dusknoir with a male trainer?
>>9288753
>Quizzical look
>>9288737
...
You know people who play baseball? Those people.
>>9288771
>Pat.
>>9288784
You'll have to tell me sometime.
>Pat.
>UB portal out.
>>9288798
You know Skitts has drawn the most interesting cock for you, I bet she wants it in all of her holes~
>>9288826
Dude. Don't be a cunt.
>>9288786
Hello little one
>gently pet the shieldface poke
>Buzzwole starts physically looking at various objects in the room, like picking them up and looking them over before putting them back down again
>>9288833
Here's one for the list: male human on male Lunala, human topping
>>9288771
Ok.... um.... by any chance do you know where to buy those uh... old Pokeballs? The moon balls?
>>9288839
What are you gonna do about it, we're all just faggots staring at a screen, pretending to be things better than ourselves
>>9288857
>Looking at the big bug examine everything, silently
>>9288879
I mean yeah. I want some 8s tho.
>>9288879
If this is better than what you are, good god man I'm so sorry your mother had to deal with you.
>>9288890
>Missed.
Fuck me. I'm going to bed. Don't be a transphobe cunt, kids.
>>9288916
Goodnight mahina pea.
>>9288784
>pet knight
>>9288798
>squeal
>faint
>>9288916
(You're a fuckin' awesome person btw)
>>9288864
Moon Ball? Holy shit haven't seen one of those things since I was a kid. Uh... I remember some guy in Azalea Town custom making a few years a go, but he's probably dead now.
>>9288771
P'epe'a-malakuwa is cute! I think Hoopa is kinda cute too though!
>>9288784
Because I can't lose my needle, dummy!
>Stitch again
>Gotta get odds higher than 5 to fail this
>>9288798
... Sun plays baseball?
>>9288916
(Thanks Mahina Pea)
>>9288883
>Buzzwole picks up and looks at some potted plants for an extra lengthy amount of time
>he then gathers them all and then picks them up in an armful and Exits the room Via an Ultraspace portal
>but not before giving the Shieldface pokemon a goodbye pet
see you later tiny buddy
>>9288798
Wh...
>>9288916
(Dude you're the best. Sleep well.)
>>9288937
Uh...
>Splash soda on the maniac.
...
>Realize she's already purple enough and internally question the world.
>>9288957
>7
>Sob internally.
...Do you want me to try?
>>9288987
>Agger the Shieldface is not fond of speaking
>Yet the pets garner a reaction
...bye.
>>9288916
(See you soon, m8)
(Sleep well)
Skitters is a little girl!
>>big coxk
>>9289103
>projecting