ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your opinion on megas?

>>9275049
jiji isnmy mom

>>9275077
jiji is all our mom

>>9275103
jiji is my daddy

What is this about Catalyst starting fires in Kalos?

>>9275285
psychopathic arsonists whats new?

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>>9275049
Mega Evolutions are cool, would be better if all pokemon had one though.

Sun is for Mahina Pea

Tiffany is for mindfuck
I got a question for the thread: how would you break a torracat/Inciniroar?

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>>9275285
A terrorist targeted two Catalyst associated buildings last night. We're currently working on catching him.
>>9275647
Please do not spread misinformation.
>>9276796
Fuck them so well no other lover can ever satisfy them?

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>>9275049
I deserve it more than d damn grovyle

>>9276796
Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

>>9276913
I'm just a human, shit, that isn't happening.
>>9276941
Isn't that like, a really bad drug?

>[Muffled groans of insomnia based anguish from the ether]

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>>9275049

They helped bring out the fancy, that's a given.

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>>9275049
I knew I've seen this before

>>9277188
Gallade a shiiiiit

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>>9277080
Alright Morty I'm just gonna call you Morty what you gotta do is you gotta, you gotta fuck her right in the pussy, got it? Just, just keep fucking her right in the pussy. Then you filler up, got that Morty? You fill that skank up, you're different species so it's okay. You fill her up and then you take a break, and when you come back you fill her up again, fuck her right in the pussy Morty, and and you just keep doing that for a whole day and she won't be able to fuck anything else because she's too full with you.
Got that Morty?

>>9277231
Go home Rick, you're drunk.

>>9277080
Wish to become a Psychic type, bitches love Psychics

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>>9277214

I'm sorry you feel that way. <3

>>9277080
(Alright dude if you seriously want to waifu the firecat just make a character and introduce them, don't expect it to just happen, but as Tiffany's player she's open to romance, given time.)

>more shit about tiff
uugh

>>9277427
(I was thinking about romoing her in some lesbo shit so give me a bit to get a poke in that won't get dropped.)

Daily reminder the Kalos Bomber is in the right
>Copycatanon attempts to bomb a Catalyst building in Sinnoh
>Rollan for intensity.

>>9277635
(Don't force it, the last time /par/ had a forced relationship it was BAD)

>>9277876
>Forced relationship
>Implying most things aren't forced all the time around here

>>9277894
(Most of them happen without people saying their plans OOC)

>>9277635
>Romance
>With the PTSD cat

>>9278027
>[Vietnam_Flashback.jpeg]

>>9277926
(Nothing wrong with those, as long they work out)

>>9278287
>L U C Y

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>firecat: awaken and check online
Why do I even bother, every day you people post the same stuff about wanting to make me your bitch and I'm really not interested in that.
Why are some of you so focused on me?

Slateportfag here.
Thinking of heading to Unova for a while. It's a family thing, but I'll have a few days to myself.
Any advice on what to see, where to stay, stuff like that?
Hotels that won't flip out over my Eevee coming along are preferred, I think he'd lose his mind if I left him at home.

>>9278419
A lot of anons have shit taste, Fire-types are for being dommed by.

>>9277345
Gallade's a pretty cool pokemon, Anon. Not a common sight on the competitive circuit, but pretty cool.

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>>9278431
No, I'm mean I'm not interested in sex with anyone here! It's not something I want!

>>9278500
I'll back off. Some of the shit-taste Anons might not, but you can just crispify them if they show up in person.

>>9278299
(That was deffo forced and you have to be a fool to not realize from the start that it was not going to work out)

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>>9278419
>>9278500
worry not mademoiselle they are just trying to make you feel bad
you shall not worry if anyone tries to hut you i shall make them feel the pain

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>>9278500
What are you even doing with yourself?

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>>9278508
Thanks, I guess.
>>9278538
I don't need protection from random horny people, I think.

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>>9278597
Who the fuck are you!?

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>>9278656
Just a normal pokemon like you. Keh heh heh.
What's your deal, puddy tat?

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>>9278687
None of your business.

>>9278420
Plenty of pokemon friendly hotels around the region, if mostly in Castelia.
Personally I'd go visit Black City or White Forest, depending on your preferences

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>>9278609
maybe
but i shall keep high alert just in case
>>9278687
>>9278597
>squint

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>>9278713
Are you scared right now? You know psychics can learn miracle eye.
Dark typing won't save you.
>>9278720
What are you gonna do? Come down to Unova and we'll talk.

>>9278597
>>9278687
Remove psychics

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>>9278730
...Are you reading my mind through the internet you slimy fuck?

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>>9278733
Try it.
>>9278749
Oh, you finally got those neurons up and firing. I can just hear the engine struggling to process everything.
Yes, I can, and I am. And I always will. Sadly I'm only level 35, better hurry up and overtake me.
>The Malamar is lying about his level, not that Tiff would know.

>>9278730
You fear that one day someone will go and Megahorn your face in

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>>9278784
>Firecat: picture in graphic detail turning a Malamar into Calamari
Fuck. You.

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>>9278787
Naw. I have a shield for that. He's big, stupid and makes fire attacks do less damage. Can't horn what you can't touch.
>>9278910
Come on, catte.
Unova.

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>>9278924
Gonna need more details than that, Calamari.

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>>9278960
5th street in Virbank. Oops.
Gotta go.

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>Orrefag: Snatch PDA from Kal and head into the Radio Station.

>>9278924
You fear being alone
You fear the dark, ironically
You fear not surviving the winter

>>9278993
>Smile for the intercom cameras

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>>9278980
Well now I know where to avoid, thanks slimeball!
>Firecat: emenate smug superiority mentally
You can't control me, not from so far away.

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>>9279038
>Smile.
Seb, I got you a present.

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Hm...
>Bomberman: Send some notes to a friend.
>Head out for training.

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>>9279068
>Beep, click
>Nerd with a severe lack of sleep comes out
Desmond? Hello.

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>>9279133
Morning. Sorry if I'm a little early.
Here's that Metagross you ordered. Fresh out of Orre.
>Offer him the ball.
Level 60. Earthquake, Bullet Punch, Zen Headbutt and... Shadow End.
Use it sparingly, alright? I'm looking into a method of purification.

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>>9279163
>Take the ball
Well, this is going one real challenge alright. Thanks.
Do come in, coffee is ready and so are the extra bottles of whiskey.

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>>9279212
Thank you. I suggest grabbing a temporary fire poke in case it freaks out. You want me to lend you my Houndoom?
>Desmond heads inside.
Thanks, Seb.

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>Sun pokes the unconscious Lunatic with a pen

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>>9279256
>smoochbug smooches sun

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Hey. Kalosfag here, is there a minimum amount of battle experience needed to get into the battle side of Catalyst? I've got eight badges and a level 60 team.
Monotype electric.

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>>9279238
I've got Jay and Panoptes for restraining it, especially since he will be out of the ball increasingly nore often. Magnet Pull and screens respectively.
>Pouring a cup of coffee for Desmond
I was thinking if I really needed it but with the latest news, it is better to be in the defensive.

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>>9279266
>Sun giggles and smooches the bug's shell
That tickles!
>Another Poke delivered to the Lunatic
Think he'll be any help??

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>>9279319
I trust your judgement. Be careful though.
I heard about that, you want me to head off to Kalos after this? Won't be too big of a deal for me, I've always wanted to see the Battle Chateau.
>Sip the coffee after he finishes pouring it.

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>>9279312
No, not particularly. We judge it more on an individual basis. Regardless, we typically do not allow people into the combat portion until they've proven we can trust them. If you wish to go the slow route you can spend a month or two in the rehabilitation portion, if you wish the quick route you can spend some time with Zekrom.

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>>9279355
I can come over there and talk to Zekrom I guess? Where would I be going?

(I should note, Bomberanon's friend only really knows that his friend called him up and said he should try joining Catalyst because it pays well. Friend wouldn't know that Bomberanon is doing any of the crimes or planning anything. Your call on if any of that is suspicious I gues?)

>>9279355
>touch the lettuce

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>>9279395
(Nah, they probably wouldn't. Catalyst gets suggested as a job location all the time.)
The Catalyst building in Castelia City, I can meet you there. Who am I looking for?

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>>9279433
(Alright, nice.)
Let me see if I can borrow a psychic off a friend. Look for the guy in green, my name's Jake.
>Rolling to teleport.
>Complications on dubfail.

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>>9279327
>smooched in sheel
>happy smoochbug
maybe but be careful with him

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>>9279345
It's going to take weeks if not months of therapy and no combat, if it works at all, but the pay off will be worth it.
Yeah, guess you heard already about the disaster going in there, remeber to not wear the uniform and avoud vigilantism especially now that we promised the Kalis E4 that we are doing this strictly the legal way.

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>>9279427
>N jumps and flinches
Please refrain.
>>9279466
Hmm. It should take me ten minutes, depending on how groggy Zekrom is this morning.
>rolling for how many posts it takes

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>>9279489
I'm sure he'll still be able to do combat, just keep it rare.
>Desmond nods.
Fucking hell. I get you, no blackbagging the asshole. Is that guy that got his house burnt down still radio silent? I might go check on him to make sure he isn't hunting the guy down.

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>>9279514
Thank you, sir. I'm sure I'll be able to do a good job.
>Man Electivire is ugly as sin.

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>>9279468
Um... I guess his team is just bats? And weak ones, from what he said so... I don't know, I'll try to be careful!
>Poke Poke
>set the notebook on his face
I'm just gonna have him write in this to communicate! That way I don't have to keep reading if it's something nasty!

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Ghosts are much more glorious than some bat.

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>>9279514
Hey uh, N?
I have a couple of questions, if you don't mind.

First, I have a Skarmory that had his wings crushed in an accident, is there any way to fix or heal that? Or is this something he'll have to live with now?
Secondly...uh...how would I go about purifying a Shadow Pokemon?

>>9279618
nice robes fag

>>9279516
Wouldn't want it to suddenly flip out in a bad situation.
And yeah, collaborate with the local authorities. The E4 there is already thinking of shutting down Catalyst because of the aggresive nutjobs we attract. Berg should be still in Melemele, if you can locate him.

-S.B. tired of Clover crashing on trying when pick image

>>9279531
>N: arrive
I'm certain you will.
>Zekrom spends the next few minutes sifting through his thoughts and memories looking for anything suspicious
>>9279625
Physical therapy and aid from a healer should help the wing bones heal over time, the feathers should be replaced in the next molt.
Hmmmmmm.... Shadow Pokémon... I'm afraid I know very little about this topic.
I believe there is a ceremony done in Agate Village which... was destroyed. The Relic Stone may still be intact, so perhaps you can find a way to recreate the ceremony.
What did you do to crush the wings of a Skarmory? They are notably tough.

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>Firecat: get up and stretch
Alright, Anna, you up? Let's get to training.

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>>9279728
>N: drink

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>>9279714
Yeah, definitely.
Alright. I'll go see about finding Berg, you should get your metagross accustomed to you? Contact me if anything comes up.
>Desmond: Get goan.

>>9279618
But what if the bat is a ghost

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>>9279714
Seb, I'm more than slightly concerned.
I've got a report of a copycat attack in Sinnoh, albeit a less successful one.
This could legitimately cripple our forward-facing operations if this isn't brought to heel fast.
Send that message to our ex-recon guy. We need him out of Kalos now.

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>>9279728
Thank you.
>Most of it is the normal stuff, Jake here seems to mostly have been a bookworm. Tactical type rather than jump into battle type.
>Most of the interesting memories are things like getting in fights with his friends and drunken parties.
>Oh, don't forget the lewd memories.
>There are a lot of those.

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>>9279731
>Kiddo gets up with a yawn.
Mmm... Tiff? I'm up.
I'm ready to train if you are.

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>Bomberman: Go see about those extra pokes.

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>>9279728
Thanks a lot, I'll go see about that.
I know about the Relic Stone method, but like you said Agate got fucked. I'll go check it out, see if I can do anything with it.
Also, Skarms got his wings crushed by a particularly pissed off and powerful psychic Pokemon.
I managed to deal with it by knocking it out, luckily.

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>>9279677
They are nice.
>>9279761
But it's a psychic type. Thus, uncool.
Also a rapist.

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>>9279792
ready to train too dame anna

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>>9279811
>33: Peek into the hotel room.
77, man, Kalosian rich people are weak as fuck, dude.
>Flick bills on him.

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>>9279792
Alright, let's go.

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>Fluffles docks in Virbank
>He walks off his ship, with a backpack on, containing food, some junk and trinkets, and, notably, a very old looking map in a bottle
Unova, here I come!
>He starts looking for the radio station, gleefully walking along, and grabbing some things on the way

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>>9279788
>Zekrom makes face of disgust at the lewd memories
Well, according to Zekrom you're good to go. We can station you in Kalos if you prefer, our standing order at the moment is casual clothes only.
>>9279811
>Squint
And you did what to make a Psychic that angry? Most Pokémon would not go that far.

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>>9279834
Fucking hell, 33. Nice work.
Did any of them have any interesting looking mons?

>>9279955
It was a Shadow psychic.
Hence the question about Shadow Pokemon.

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>>9279955
>Cough.
Kalos would be good, my house is already there. I assume the higher ups are going to call me about any fighting that needs to be done?

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>>9279828
>>9279876
To the Routes, and adventure!
>Rolling to beat up some Zangoose and Absols along Route 8 again.

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>>9279974
Yeah I saw some people with Sigilyphs, Yanmegas, Pangoros and stuff. Would have tried to snag some but there were too many witnesses.
Keep the money.

>>9279750
I will, and again, many thanks.

>>9279767
Fucking... what is the world coming to now?
>Send message to Ollie about a rapid relocation to Alola

-S.B.

>>9280001
too bad your script failed

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>>9280001
>ONE OFF AMAZING THINGS
>ANGRY FIRECAT NOISES
It's not enough anymore, we need stronger opponents.
Let's see if we can take on a Gym.

>>9280052
(Dude I think you're rushing Anna along a bit too fast. Frankie's team had a lot more experience and they didn't do a gym for a while.)

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>>9280001
>no quads
>no level up
oh well
i it's not enough for a another level

>>9280351
(Tiffany is... not exactly thinking straight right now, I fully expect her to fail)

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>>9280044
>"Redeployment to Alola? If I can take my family, I'm in. Anna's been asking about a ticket there, and this is a perfect chance to get her somewhere safe."
>Call the ex.
>Go to get the kiddo.

+1

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>>9280034
33 you're too good to me, seriously thank you.
Also that's fair, any idea what we should do next?
What about setting up that FOB we were talking about yesterday?

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>>9280052
Umm... I dunno, the Gym here is kinda tough, but if you wanna...
>>9280365
It's OK, Joyeuse. We'll keep trying!

>Back to town, and over to the Gym!

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>>9280397
Hell yes. We could see about getting Ferrothorn to do some digging and see about a building.
This is gonna be fun. You wanna go now?
>33: Resist the urg-
>Fuck it.
>Smooch the 77.

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>>9279983
Yes, Sebastian or John will likely do the calls if fighting is needed. Perhaps Dave or I if the situation is strange enough.

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>>9280402
>Firecat: take a deep breath
What type of gym is this?

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>>9280461
Alright. I'm going to go home and get some training. Thank you, sir!
>Jake: Head off home.

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>>9279920
>There is a brightly-colored bird trying its darndest to stay airborne above the station.

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>>9280438
Yea-
>77 is smooched.
>AY-77.exe has stopped responding.
>Flustered Cipher grunt noises.

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>>9280516
Oh!
>33 laughs and goes through his bag.
Here's my marriage gift.
>33 hands 77 a bigass knife with a clip on sheath thingy.
I talked to a dude at the base about putting a flashlight in the end. It's got a dynamo that can be charged by an electric type.
>33 laughs.

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>>9280480
>Wave excitedly to the bird
Hey there!
>Knock on the station door as well

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>>9280464
Umm, it's a Rock gym!
>Anna looks around, and then thinks of the campfire from a few nights ago.
I don't think fire or metal are good against rock, but we can still try, I guess.

(Why dead bread?)

>>9280715
( Depression )

>>9280715
because i wanna kms

>>9280715
(IRL issues for most of us, I believe.)

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>>9280550
>77: stare at the knife.
...33, how much have you been drinking?
Also uh, thanks I guess.
I guess Manectric can charge it up for me.

>>9280746
(Oh.)
>>9280748
(Jiji. No plz.)

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>>9280589
>Spoopy ghost: answer door.
Hello?

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>>9280766
None, dude. You wanna get going?
>33: Offer 77 your hand.

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>>9280791
Hello!
>Excited ball of fluff
Who are you, and how are you doing?
I'm Fluffles!

>>9280767
try again einstein

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>>9280817
>77: hold the offered hand.
So, to that snowy place?
Any idea exactly how we go about setting up a base?

>>9280897
(Bones. No plz.)

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>>9280946
Yeah, yeah. Best idea would be to scout out a good area. Maybe talk to command about getting some people out here and starting on it ourselves a bit.
>Reuniclus is sent out.
Ready to go? Let's avoid the armor, I heard there was an arson up there, rather not get suspicious looks.

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well
i started business pretty good already had a first customer yesterday
let me see if there is anyone wanting
>roll to have clients for work

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>>9281097
>Dinglejingle.
>Someone comes in.
Hey, you do clothes, right?

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>>9281113
yes i do, welcome adri's texitle shop
what do you wish forme to make mister?

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>>9281174
Adri. Nice to meet you.
A scarf in orange please. Hey, you should really do some advertising and take phone orders. I'm sure that fire chick from the E4 could help.

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>>9281067
Yeah, sounds good.
>77 unequips his armor and stores it in his bag.
>He keeps on his new orange scarf though.

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>>9280601
I thought Steel was good against Rock, and I have Lick... Let's give it a shot!

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>>9281206
>33 follows suit, keeping the new red scarf on.
Man I'm so gonna step on this thing and choke myself.
>Rolling to get to the area above Snowbelle.
>Odds is slightly off course, Dubfail is ending up in Snowbelle.
>Tripfail is nowhere near it, probably being teleported to the Battle Chateu.

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>>9281197
thank i'll take make this orange scarf right away
and i agree i will do some advertising, but i didn't do much because i just recently started this shop, but i'll take your advice to heart

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>>9281285
Not a problem. Thank you.
>The customer sits in a chair and waits.

>>9281340
https://youtu.be/NtcrlB6Sb9Q

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>>9281340
>the last two post is the ammount of time it takes for adri to finish the scarf in minutes

(I'm not ready to say goodbye yet, PAR.)

>>9281558
Hello.

>>9281558
(What makes you think you have to? We're not going anywhere)

>>9281558
You will be after reading this:
>>>/vp/32496789

>>9281669
(Ok? Most of us already know about that thread, don't know what you're trying to accomplish here.)

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>>9279256
>Be Lunalatic Cultist
>Fall in love with a bat
>Bat-Senpai never notices you
>Some weird dude in a priest costume hands you a list of things to say
>Tells you bat will give you the Good Snugs (TM) if you say them
>Haul ass out to the desert in this hot as hell robe and stupid mask
>Shitalk some kid matching the desc I got
>Feel kinda shitty, but hey, whatever gets me a taste of that sweet grape soda
>Try to bait him into attacking because like IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN bullshit
>Fucking magic lion rips my tongue out
>fml
Shhtohp phokmng mhheh.

>>9281669
>vp
>cringe threads

>>9281669
>Anon arguing with them
Stop

>>9281784
(I'm not even in there, but why the fuck would you bother arguing with them? Arguing with /vp/ is like shooting yourself in the foot in the first place, and doing so in a cringe thread just keeps them interested even longer)

>>9281809
Autism.
Much like the rest of this thread

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>the Lucario is still waiting for some trainer to pick her up

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>Latias is flying over Orre again, cloaked this time for security
>A glint down below catches her eye
>She goes to investigate, landing in Ceridwyn keep

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>>9281720
>Stop poking him, because at the very least that could be understood
Uh... it's gonna be kinda hard for you to eat most things.... I really should've had Nebby just mess up your vocal chords, sorry about that, I kinda wasn't thinking... You can have these though!
>A notebook, pen, and can of soup are nudged over with a foot

>>9281889
why are you doing this now

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>>9281925
...
..
.
CAPO DERE'S A PLANE WITH A FACE ON IN OUR'S PROPERTY

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>>9281944
What? You're the only plane with a face here.

>>9281937
(literally anything is better than the shitposting)

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>>9281889
>A linoone, also waiting to be adopted, shuffles over
...
Hello.

>>9281970
that invites shitposting what are you talking about

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>>9281928
Fffanksh hhiii geesh

>>9281889
LUCYHEAD

>>9281889
L U C Y

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>>9281944
..Have you had anything to drink today?
We are in a desert.

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>>9281965
...Foist of all, dat's mean capo. Secondly, I'M TELLIN YOU'S I SAWS IT DERE WAS A PLANE WITH A FACE I KNOW I SAWS IT

>>9282024
I's had somma that hooch from the old still.

L
U
C
Y

>>9282030
LUCYHEAD

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>>9281997
So... Um... Do you know how to keep Lunala away? I don't think normal spell tags would work...

>>9282064
LUCY

>>9282064
LUCYHEAD

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>>9281944
>>9281965
>>9282024
>>9282029
>Watch amusedly, cloaked
...
>Cautiously uncloak, and wave

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>>9282029
..So, dehydrated and possibly with a light buzz.
Do you want some water or something?

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>>9282064
>Cultist-Chan shakes his head
>equip notepad:
>Draw a big "Y ?"

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>>9282029
So you-
>>9282103
PLANE WITH A FACE.
>SCREAM.
>>9282113
>Cling to husband tail.

>>9282103
L U C Y
U
C
Y

>>9282103
LUCY

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>>9282113
Look, I'm tellin you-

>>9282103
AAA I TOLD YOU'S FAKKEN JAY COPPAHS THEY COMMIN' TO TAKE ME'S BACK TO GOLDENROD
>cling to capo tail

>>9282134
TOLD YOU

turts stop shitposting lucy at everyone
everyone hates you and you should literally kys

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>>9282103
..Huh.
Cloaker.
Neat.

>>9282134
..Honey, please calm down.

>>9282155
..Clancy please.

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>>9282130
I don't wanna talk about it...
So you don't know a way to repel Lunala? Okay, I guess that's not something he would just tell you guys...
Um... how about weaknesses?

>>9282230
LUCY

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>>9282155
>>9282134
...
>This was not quite the reaction she was expecting
>Awkward stare
Are...you two okay?

>>9282196
Hello?

>>9282254
LUUUUUUUUUCYYYYYYY

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>>9282155
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9282196
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9282254
THERE'S A TALKING PLANE!

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>>9282230
>Cultist draws pic related
>He seems very proud of his drawing skills

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>>9275049
They are very overrated. unless you're a Metagross.

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>>9282196
I AIN'T GOIN BACK CAPO, I DID MY DIME

>>9282254
HOW THE FAK CAN IT TALK

>>9282270
CAPO SAVE ME

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>>9282254
Hello.

>>9282270
..Honey.
>Attempt to detach the husband from your tail and hug him.

>>9282295
..What exactly did you do?

>>9282314
LUCY

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>>9282254
INTRUDER

>>9282295
STOP SCREAMING SQUAAAAAA

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>>9281367
Done mister
>the orange scarf is well crafted and it's really pretty
Sorry for taking too long
It will be 5000 p

>>9282254
LUCY I'M HOME

>>9282254
LUCYHEAD

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>>9282365
Thanks sweetcheeks.
>Pay her 5,100P.
Take care now.
>Head out.
>Pop open Holo Caster.
Hey, anyone in Kalos good to hang out?

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>>9282270
>>9282295
...
Please calm down.

>>9282314
So... Can you tell me what's going on?

>>9282340
>Caution levels increase
Uh...

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>>9282314
>duck further behind scale tail
...H-Heh. Long story.

>>9282340
YOU'S FIRST HOTWINGS
CAAAWWW

>>9282386
OH GOD IT'S GONNA ARREST ME

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>>9282279
>A slight chuckle and a grin grace him for a moment
Hey, come on, I really don't think me and cookies are the secret to beating Lunala!

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>>9282295
OKAY.
>>9282314
>Hug husband.
>>9282386
Are you gonna kill us?

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>>9281889
>She decides to look around the room
>Lots of pokemon are in the same state of her, just waiting for a trainer
>It's been a slow day, most of the usual creeps have given up now

>>9281889
(Please could you pick a different pokemon?)
(It's almost impossible for lucario to be a character without shitposting)

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>>9281263
How stupid do you have to be to choke on your own scarf, come on man.

>>9282382
I'd be up for it, I guess.
Where are you?

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>>9281986
>>9282408
>She looks down, noticing the Linoone
Oh, hello

>>9282408
>>9282459
>There's a loud clanging from the fron of the adoption center, and you can hear people shuffling around and talking to each other, some in awe and others in fear
>Check it out?

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>>9282393
>Cultist shrugs
>Those are the only things he can think of the bat getting particularly excited about

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>>9282386
Besides everyone being a bit strange, as usual? Not a whole lot.

>>9282390
..I'm listening.

>>9282397
>Rub the plushbandos back
We'll be fine, hun.

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>>9282456
Cyllage City. I'm up to battle or get a snack or whatever.

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>>9282471
>The lucario stands up, but rather than investigate, looks for the adoption center's manager
What's going on?

>>9282382
Thank you!
All to make the customers happy
>adri waves to the man as he goes outside
-adri

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>>9282382
Hell yeah, dude.
>>9282484
Nice.
>>9282456
My level of stupid. You want a ride there?

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>>9282397
No...?
What reason would I have to?

>>9282390
Uh.
I'm not a cop.

>>9282483
So, you guys are like this all the time?

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>>9282484
Probably the latter, I don't think battling you would be fair honestly.
I dunno, what's your team like?

>>9282510
Sure, thanks 33.

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>>9282459
Hello.

>>9282487
>Quietly follows

>>9282487
>He looks down
A big league trainer just showed up, not sure what their name is. Looks like they're here to adopt.
>Check it out?

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>>9282510
Yo.
>>9282549
Just my Magmortar and I. Guessing you and your pal are some kinda league guys?
Fuckin'- Hold that. I gotta go. Another time.

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>>9282567
I don't know where the manager is, can you spot him- oh there he is.
>>9282574
That's two in this past week, how popular is this place?
>The lucario looks towards the door

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>>9282483
...Did you's know that it's illegal to build and operate a still in someone's cabinet? Even if that someone's was your's owner at one point?

>>9282397
>roost on sesso bambola where it's safe
>UH I-I mean to protect the Capo
>Yeah.
>Sure.

>>9282529
So you's onna Big Mickey's guys then? Did Arrgy V send you?

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>>9282529
YES

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>>9282549
Alright let's-
>>9282575
Fuck, really? Lame.

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>>9282483
OKAYYYYYYYY.
>>9282529
...Ok.
>>9282601
>Touch birb.

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>>9282482
Okay how about...
>Awkward neck rub
Hm...
So if Lunala doesn't really have a weakness.... are there things he can be bribed with...?

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>>9282575
Yeah, in that case it'd be unfair for you.
I have a full team, including some pretty powerful Pokemon.
We're not league, not sure where you're getting that from.
Also uh, sure I guess. See you.

>>9282588
>Whoever it is is too short to be seen over the crowd
I think she might have heard from Red...

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>>9282609
>>9282601
>>9282681
>A bear appeared.
What's going on? I heard screaming.

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>>9282529
Well, not all the time, but occasionally when people just sort of.. show up. And are floating, talking, plane type creatures.

>>9282601
...I did not. That's.. kind of absurd, really.

>>9282681
>Boop the baenette

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>>9282725
>This is your chance
>A big shot trainer!
>Big shots don't abuse their pokemon, right?
>The lucario pushes through the crowd a bit and investigates

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>>9282601
No...?
I have no clue what you are talking about.

>>9282609
...
Okay...

>>9282681
>>9282739
Oh.
I saw this place from above, and decided to look around.
That isn't too much an issue, right?

>>9282734
>Wave
Hey.

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>>9282798
NO ISSUE
JUST DONT TOUCH CLOVER

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>>9282681
Squawk

>>9282739
IT'S THA MOB THEY CAME FOR ME

>>9282739
I know right? Dickass jay bas-tards

>>9282798
>puff chest
>you've got buff teddybear back up now
>time to show off
OH YEAH? WELL IF YOU'S THINK YOU'S GONNA COME IN HERE'S AND START SHOOTIN' THE PLACE UP YOU'S GOTTA GET THROUGH ME'S BAMBINO

>>9282818
(replied to Bones twice, RIP, the MOB one was meant for >>9282734)

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>>9282691
>Cultist tries to draw Sun
>He looks very sad

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>>9282798
>Theodore: blink at the sight.
Uh... hello. Who are you? ...What are you?

>>9282818
...You know this guy?
>Buffbear: take a position beside the birb. Not exactly sure if the newcomer is actually a threat, though, so no stance.

>>9282798
I'm... not exactly sure who you are, but if you have any intentions of harming anyone in the Keep, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

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>>9282769
>She's a young girl, probably in her early teens at best and speaks with a thick Alolan accent
Pe'ape'a and Kana want me to get stronger, what's your strongest Pokémon?

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>>9282957
>The Lucario blinks, then walks away
>She's not that strong, she's only level 20, perfect IVs or no, that trainer wouldn't take her.

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>>9282957
>>9282983
>Korrina slams into one of the walls.
YOU! YOU'RE JUST WHAT I NEED!

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>>9282798
Nah, you're fine. Just don't mess with anything too much.

>>9282818
Yep. I thought brewing was entirely legal?

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>>9282983
You! Lucario are strong, right! You have potential!
>>9283010
Hey, stop! I saw the Lucario first!

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>>9282818
>>9282926
>Realize the people in front of you have no idea who you are
>Relief
I'm Lati.
I have no reason to attack any of you right now.

>>9283018
Okay...

>>9282816
Clover?

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>>9283010
>Wat
>Where did this girl come from
>Why is she roller skating indoors

>>9283033
>Oh fuck
>What's going on
>Freeze up

Me? I'm nothing special, I'm just level 20...

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>>9282891
What, no! I'm not going to hand myself over, that Ruins then point of bargaining!
>A huff of frustration
Okay, what does he do most of the time? Is there some sorta schedule?

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>>9283033
I mean, I saw Lucarios for a while.
>>9283060
Such fantastic fur, a beautiful sheen. Oh what I'd give...
Will you join me, oh beautiful beast of aqua coloration?
>Korrina rolls to hold back a moan.

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>>9283060
That's fine, I don't need you for how you are now, I need you for what you will be!

>>9283080
LUCYQUEEN

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>>9282926
Nah, but I's ain't never met no talkin' planes before. Dunno if I wants to juss yet.

>>9283018
Oh, the brewin' wasn't the illegal part. It was the sellin'. And stealin' the ingredients. An' takin' out the power lines to tha act-u-al liquour store so's that everyone had to come to you to get cold stuff an use a card.

>>9283043
...Right now?

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>>9283080
I-I uh...

>>9283083
uhhhh!

>The lucario looks between the two trainers, unsure

I've never had anyone want me, let alone two people at once, what do I do!?

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>>9283043
MY GIIIIRLFRIEND SQUAAAAA

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>>9283065
>cultist attempts to draw Light Yagami
>the international symbol of keikaku

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>>9283102
Oooooooooh you wouldn't believe.
>>9283121
...If neither of us can decide then we can't both have you!
>Lucario LV100 is sent out.
>Lucario Mega Evolves!
>M. Lucario uses Close Combat!
252 Atk Adaptability Lucario-Mega Close Combat vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Lucario: 908-1072 (1418.7 - 1675%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9283121
run nigga

>>9283155
KORRINA WHAT THE FUCK

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>>9283155
you actually suck.

>>9283155
Kill the fucking lucycario. End our suffering.

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>>9283121
I'll make you powerful, come with me!
>>9283155
Two can play at that game!
>Out goes Gengar
>Gengar mega evolved!
>Gengar used Substitute!

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>>9283155
>The Lucario jumps away as the light of Mega Evolution flares
What!? What's going o-
>She jumps away as the M. Lucario attempts to punch her in the face
AAAAAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

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>>9283155
>eating popcorn loudly in the corner.

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>>9283205
Not today, tiny child!
Again, Lucy!
252 Atk Adaptability Lucario-Mega Close Combat vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Lucario: 908-1072 (1418.7 - 1675%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9283043
Oh, all right then. Well, welcome to Ceridwyn Keep. I'm Theodore.

>>9283119
>Bear: give a small whistle
Sounds like you had it all figured out.

>>9283212
>>9283228
(Fuck I meant to the Lucario)

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>>9283228
WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING M-
>The Lucario is punched in the face and through a wall
>KO'd, needs immediate medical attention

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>>9283241
>pet the lucario once
...
>Buzzwole then leaves taking a rug from the adoption place with him

>>9283241
NOW FUCKING KILL THAT GODDAMN EDGY FURBAIT AND LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THIS ARCEUS DAMNED MEME FOX AGAIN.

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>>9283228
Gengar, stop that Lucario!
>Focus Blast
252 SpA Gengar-Mega Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Lucario-Mega: 430-506 (153 - 180%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>9283241
>Acerola runs over to the Lucario and pulls out a Pokeball
>Attempt to catch her with the second to last number

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>>9283205
>>9283228
>>9283241
This is Miss Malva coming to you from the scene of a murder! Successor Korrina is attempting to KILL a Lucario!

>>9283262
>fox

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>>9283271
Interesting.

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>>9283270
>I'm just gonna give it to you because she's KO'd and can't resist
>Lucario status: caught, still needs medical attention

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>>9283270
NO!!!
This'll show you, small child!
>>9283241
SUCH RAW STRENGTH!
>Lucy#2 is out!
252+ SpA Life Orb Lucario Aura Sphere vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Lucario: 2067-2433 (3229.6 - 3801.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9283270
>>9283289
ha!

>>9283297
Too slow dude.

>>9283297
>The aura sphere goes through the next building over, missing the pokeball entirely
>What are you doing

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>>9283276
>what

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>>9283297
HAHAHAHAHAH
>Maniacle child giggling
YOU CANT HIT WHAT IS ALREADY BALLED!!
GENGAR!!
>Focus Blast
252 SpA Gengar-Mega Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Lucario-Mega: 430-506 (153 - 180%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>While Korrina is disracted Acerola flees with the Pokeball back to her guides car