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/erp/ Thread
Previous >>9245455
We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
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Roll for your partner tonight.
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>>9251402
Come on, trusty right!
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>>9251410
Well, I'm posting /erp/ threads, so...no.
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Reposting so I can have a whole thread to take requests. I would be happy to do a little bit of voice RP tonight.
Any requests for voices or lines as a specific character? As long as there's an audio reference, I can probably pull off a convincing imitation and do requests.
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>>9251444
Nice trips.
Read your own post in a corny Ronald Reagan accent.
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>>9251444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM0r8sPuDBQ
The first one.
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>>9251507
>>9251507
>>9251507
Non-shitposter thread
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>>9251444
Bottom right
https://youtu.be/xdEo_t-iVbM
Or just do the Tesco pasta in case you're a different voice actor anon
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>>9251444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PdFil2AD6I
Do george lowe
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>>9251543
>>9251507
So far your thread is 100% memes and shitposts.
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>>9251444
Not sure if you're taking male or female requests, but just to see if you're legit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHjq1GPswZA
Do Stocking with the classic Navy Seals copypasta.
If it's a male, just do Bender with the Navy Seals Copypasta.
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>>9251624
>>9251624
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Just so everyone knows, I prefer female voices, but I can do male or female convincingly.
>>9251474
Noted.
>>9251480
Noted. You also want me to read my own post?
>>9251549
Noted. I reserve the right to not if it starts shit. You understand my apprehension about LD.
>>9251561
Noted. Do you just want me to rerecord it?
>>9251602
Noted. Stocking.
Expect your orders to be ready in a few hours.
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>>9251710
>Noted. Do you just want me to rerecord it?
yee
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>>9251710
I do not want you to read your own post.
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>>9251710
>a few hours
It's 2017, asshole. I DEMAND instant gratification at all times.
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>>9251730
But you already have the real character saying that, anon! Why ask someone to do it again?
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>>9251739
What do you want, then?
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>>9251775
I want you to say "Suck a dick, dumb shits!" In Sarah Lynn's voice.
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>>9251775
Oh! Now I see the confusion.
"The first one" meant the first part of the audio example, not "the previous post."
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WELL ONE TIME I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT
It wasn't horribly long ago. I had him on my bed and we did our thing. I get him to sniff and lick at my pussy a lot before I get all positioned and kinda call him
sometimes he just comes and licks my face
He was and is still p sloppy with trying get in me tho, it's like harder to accomplish to get him inside than just to mount me
anyway if he cant find his mark after a while I try to kinda tug at his sheathe to expose the tip and guide it in
which works
So I get him him inside me and he starts going. I have like a couple-up to like 15 max mins of enjoying that before he jumps the gun and is all the way in me
and as I'm sitting there just knotted someone, either my mom or my dad, opens my door. I didn't think either were awake and knew my brother and his lot weren't.
I pull the blanket over us, and I can only guess cuz my room was dark and my a/c fans were going that they didn't make out what was happening and just assumed I was asleep
I think it was my dad? He'll do that sometimes when he's up way early, just open my door to see my at computer. Mom usually turns my light on but maybe she was just seeing if I was up to
They're both p christian and stuff so. IM P SURE THEY DIDNT SEE ANYTHING OR THEY WOULDA REACTED
After my door shut again I kinda painfully unknotted myself and actually went to sleep uxu
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Which thread is the real one?
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>>9251850
This one has Audio anon, and >>9251624 has an ava.
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I guess we're using this one...?
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Goddammit mods make up your mind, which erp thread are we allowed to keep?
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>>9252006
I don't see the problem with this one. It's a silly OP image, so what?
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fucking hell
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>>9252015
The problem isn't the image it's the poster.
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Dammit Mods deleted the wrong thread, and now I'm stuck with this shitshow
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Based OP deleting the "le morrigan approved" thread
kys circlejerkers
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Yuri incest anon? Are you in here?
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>>9252048
I can't understand why the Paul thread is still up
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>>9252074
Everyone knows not to use it, it's no threat.
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>>9252074
because someone keeps talking to him
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>>9252074
The only thread that got removed was the last one made. I deleted mine, so y'all can hang out here or whatever
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Anon who got off work at 9 pm? Are you in here?
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>>9252048
It's okay to hate morrigan now?
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>implying mods care enough about /trash/ to delete threads.
This is obviously the work of the hacker known as 4chan.
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>>9252044
It's not the mods doing it. OP is a faggot as always.
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The real problem is, no matter which thread, we have no avas.
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>>9252110
Who is this 4chan guy anyway?
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>>9252134
We have Kass and Morrigan
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>>9252141
>Wanting Morrigan
You must be a pleb
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>>9252141
Where? Why aren't they posting?
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>>9252157
What exactly is the problem with Morrigan anyway?
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I like that the Takemi thread is floating around the catalog still during all of this
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>>9252157
>Doesn't want Morrigan or Kass just listed the Ava's here.
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Heard ya guys were bored
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>>9252134
Why IS it so dead tonight?
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>>9252134
I could be an ava... [spoiler]if you want a big sister to tease you [/spoiler]
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>>9252173
Because it's a Chat thread.
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I have come to invade you all by talking to you.
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>>9252169
ESL and lackluster ERP
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>>9252196
Finally!
>cums on you
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>>9252196
Show butt.
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>>9252205
>>9252206
Anon no.
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>>9252198
I don't care about either of those things, she seems like she tries to put a lot of heart into what she's doing. And she's here all the bloody time.
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>>9252194
Well, it's not really from a show. It's just an idea; a big sister who enjoys teasing and messing with her younger brother/sister. You know, for those who are into that kind of thing.
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>>9252210
>licks his cum off of you
Num num num num num.
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It was pretty routine with doggo. I had us positioned over a towel to spare my sheets from the dripping. I started by getting him to lap at me until he was excited and kinda humping the air. I got up in position and he jumped on me. Scratched me a bit while he started humping. I didn't need to guide him in, her got up against me close enough that he hit his mark pretty easy and like his whole cock went in me.
He rutted me hard, since that's most dog's only setting >w>. Lasted around 15mins? But I never can really tell while I'm being fucked it feels either too short or like an amazing eternity. His knot started swelling and went in like he was gonna tie us, but a little after he came it popped out while still swelling, so we didn't end up tied
I gave his poor swollen cock some kisses and we finished up uvu
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>>9252210
>Sneaks an upskirt pic
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>>9252222
I'm here to fuck cartoon characters.
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>>9252225
From who?
>>9252233
You bloody creep.
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>>9252215
>she's here all the bloody time.
No, she's not. She barely posts as of late
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>>9252232
Jade needs to be shot.
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>>9251758
because I wanna see how good you are.
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>>9252198
>ESL
Pointless /pol/ shit
>lackluster ERP
There's a lot worse rp out there
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Posting some progress
I decided to take these for the Asrielle anon
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7236448/#7236559
I'll try do them all.
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>>9252250
Your time in /hg/ has rendered you incapable of keeping track of what's happening in a conversation.
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>>9252253
Here's a rare hint, Morrigan has a give away that they do even when posting as one of their off card girls
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>>9252269
>Pointless /pol/ shit
Say that again and you'll regret it
Last warning
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>>9252245
How's this?
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>You will never get to do anything like these in an ERP ever because every single anon is literally just a choice of pussy or mouth
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>>9252280
I'm the bloody king, I don't care about keeping a conversation with a peasant from a whorehouse.
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>>9252287
Pointless
/pol/
shit
.
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>>9252292
>one (1) boob
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>>9252293
I'm not gonna read all of that, but I'm fond of thigh fucking, and exhibitionism
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>>9252292
Is that a single breast?
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Geez! Slow down would ya thread? It's hard for me to even keep up which one is which!
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>>9252293
There's a few avas who are into /d/ stuff if you know where to look for them, and don't be afraid to ask.
(Protip: Characters that natively have tentacles or weird shit like that are more likely to be /d/ in the first place.)
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Since I contributed with some progress, ( >>9252277
) I'll now reclaim my right to blogpost a little.
How are you anons doing?
What did you do today?
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Can you handle it?
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>>9252336
Do you play anyone good? Or just this abomination?
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>>9252318
Yes. Yes it is.
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>>9252342
... Yes.
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>>9252287
Hey if /pol/acks want to wave their tiny e-peens and shitpost this thread to oblivion, then it's fine by me
Pointless /pol/ shit
Now sperg puppet
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>>9252342
>More thicc pokemons
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>>9252359
Save us!
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>>9252341
>pets
you seem nice, I'm gonna go now, hope y'all don't die.
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>>9252359
What's up DMG?
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>>9252342
>>9252359
There's only one pokemon for me
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>>9252341
I'm doing alright.
Not much, did some house cleaning.
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>>9252374
T-thanks
You are pretty nice yourself anon
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>>9252341
Tried out some fetishes and a new girl with an online partner. They immediately asked for more, so that went over well
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>>9252373
Save you from the nothing you've become?
>>9252384
JUST finished season one of Boku no hero. I like it!
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>>9252367
I'd take Morrigan putting her heart into ERPing with slightly off English over you anonymously bitching while contributing nothing besides lackluster anon RP every day of the week and two times on Sunday whens he plays Hestia.
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>>9252406
Save us from this dead thread. Slut it up!
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>>9252367
>I only accept the highest tier of ERP
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>>9252348
>abomination
Die.
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Can anyone here help me with my homework?~
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>>9252406
>Watches the anime
>Doesn't read instead
Oh no....
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>>9252431
>Shadman
No.
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Hmm~? What's going on in this thread?
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>>9252431
Only if you stay dressed just like that.
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>>9252421
I cleaned my computer so my 4chan settings are gone. Posting might be weird. But I can try a quickie
>>9252434
Call me a casual, but I just rather watch than read. I get too easily distracted.
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>>9252367
>Having such high standards for typefuck on a Chinese Cartoon Drawing Table
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(Ded)
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>>9252341
I spent all afternoon saving pics to make an ava. Now I'm going to remove my eyeballs because I've been staring at a monitor too long.
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>>9252446
Not much Paul, how's being an autist?
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>>9252409
>When he plays Hestia
Morrigan is Hestia?
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>>9252446
Go away Paul.
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>>9252454
>Pets
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>>9252454
Not you again, fuck's sake.
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>>9252450
>Leela never
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>>9252454
it's p ded
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>>9252456
/Music plays
https://youtu.be/8bBp2wq322Q
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>>9252472
...Is that news?
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>>9252484
Paul's on a roll tonight I see.
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>>9252454
Finally a right proper slut
Give me a hole to warm my cock in
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>>9252454
>Gives the dick
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>>9252483
(You better be petting me with your cock!)
>>9252484
(Fuck's sake indeed, let's fuck)
>>9252496
(Yeah)
>>9252509
(Whatcha waiting for? Pick a girl and fuck!)
>>9252513
(Loves tenderly)
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>Wanted to erp and jerk off
>Get drama and shitposting
Fuck you guys, I'm going to bed.
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>>9252526
>Coming to an ERP thread for ERP
Are you stupid?
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>>9252521
Fine!
>Whips out dick and strokes cheek with his cock.
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>>9252508
Somebody in his thread was sweet talking him. Now he's happy
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0faPTW9EzBn
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>>9252539
We need like a dedicated Paul whisperer. Somebody to lie to him and endure his inane conversation so he doesn't get triggered by every little thing.
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>>9252539
Let them, it'll keep him from shit posting as often.
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>>9252447
But what if I get too cold?! To tell you the truth, I dressed like this to get your attention, so...
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>>9252500
It explains a lot of things at least
>Morrigan replying to Bell
>The Bell incident happens and refuses to do NTR
>The thread goes to shit for two days
>Hestia is ESL
>Hestia is very nice to everyone
>Most of the time she posted during dead hours
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>>9252539
Not really
I just got the "ur specil I <3 uuuu" and then he left and literally did nothing
>>9252551
A placebo doesn't work when I'm aware of it
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>>9252551
That better be a paid gig with decent benefits
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>>9252533
(I always do~)
>>9252537
>the slime looks happy at the man stroking his cock at her cheek, as she teasingly breaths at it, before giving the tip a lick
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>>9252570
Bell incident?
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>>9252533
>Will you use more than 5 pictures and 3 words this time?
What do you think, anon?
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>>9252562
It's fine, you can sit in my lap, and get nice and cozy! And that's pretty obvious, why else would you be showing off that amazing lil butt of yours?~
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>>9252562
You wouldn't happen to be one of those futa lolis would you?
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>>9252526
Aw
D-don't worry anon
You can try later or tomorrow
I would help you but I'm not very good at writting.
I-I'm doing draw requests for the anons that don't have enough pics for their Avatars so I can give you that
Do you have any in mind anon?
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>>9252582
>The man flinches as the slime's cool tongue laps at his tip. He decides to play with her slimy features a little bit more, slapping her cheeks with his thick cock before he rests it on her tongue.
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Fuck Morrigan Defense Patrol
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perhaps in truth we have earned this hell.
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>>9252589
Bell aka Adachi posted at Hestia for some RP stuff. When anon asked to do a NTR session to cuck Bell she replied with NO because she didn't want to hurt his feelings
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8187573/#8188344
Here
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R-remember!
No-
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>>9252627
Halifax!
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>>9252633
- fighting!
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>>9252613
>the cock gets all slimed, as the liquid starts moving and rubbing the man's cock, before the man rests his cock in her tongue, she then pushed towards the man, as the cock quickly engulfs itself in the slime's mouth, as she starts sucking and jerking the cock
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>>9252627
(In the words of dangerous black time youth, these things take time.)
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>>9252633
>>9252643
You're too cute. I wont fight. Just for you.
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>>9252595
Well that sounds alright! And "lil"? I mean, I've been told its a bit too big by some guys, so thank you...
>>9252596
Futa lolis?
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>>9252655
Your cute too.
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I can't believe I'm really about to ask this, but [spoiler]what are the guidelines for erp in these threads?[/spoiler]
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>>9252658
Ignore me, I was thinking about another girl who looked like you.
You do have an amazing ass though.
Would you mind if I gave it a squeeze?
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>>9252627
>kissu
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>>9252655
He >>9252663 is right
T-thank you tho!
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>>9252652
In the words of dangerous black time youth, you don't deserve a single extra second
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>>9252617
It's okay to hate Morrigan now?
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>>9252658
No such thing as too big, babe.
>Leaning in, he gives her plump rear a firm smack. Turning away, he takes a seat on a nearby chair, patting his lap to invite her over.
Now, tell me what you're needing help with, exactly.
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>>9252648
>The man let's out a gasp as his cock is enveloped in her slippery mouth. The suction he felt all around his cock was almost too unbearable for him to withstand, yet he pushes his hips further, sliding his cock deeper into the slime. Looking down, he could see how far it was engulfed in her slimy body, the erotic sight making his prick throb and spill a steady stream of pre into the slime's body.
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>>9252680
Don't be an idiot and have fun. Oh and ignore shit posting, it happens all the time but isn't worth the attention.
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>>9252652
And even then, they're never the same
>>9252680
https://youtu.be/uVYS-xo6mLw
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>>9252680
Don't RP. Just shitpost.
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I want to see Owain and Paul ERP.
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>>9252702
It's hard to ignore shitposting if 10 people go at you at once.
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Swing Bobby, swing!
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>>9252681
Um, of course! I mean, thats what this place is about right?
>>9252698
Well, I've got this paper on the basic makeup of small cells and..
>she babbled on, turning her plump, bare tush around and seating it gently on his lap
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>>9252716
It's in the archives somewhere
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>>9252526
>>9252603
Aw
D-do you anons think he went upset to bed?
Should have offered him that earlier...
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>>9252720
Just do it, unfortunately the Anon's are like a T-rex. Ignore it and don't move, then they'll fuck off to the next meal.
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>>9252680
Do you want to play as Anon?
Look out for characters that interest you and approach them. Whether to chat, flirt, brainstorm or hop into things immediately
Do you want to play as an ava/character?
Assemble a folder for the ones you're interested in using and post when you're available and looking for partners, then follow up above
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>>9252700
>as the slime girl felt the tingle of the pre-cum, she wobble in glee, before speeding up her jerking of the cock, as she tries her best to get the man to shoot out his cum
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>>9252688
(Pulsefire Ekko when?)
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>>9252680
If english is your second langauge, don't even bother.
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>>9252728
>the anon moves up to the girl and gives her fat, plump ass a nice squeeze
You ever sit on someone's face before with this thing?
I bet it would cause them to lose control of their privates pretty easily.
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>>9252739
>Flirt with Ava's
Don't do that at all. just type fuck and go.
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>>9252730
When we doin the slime cock thing~
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>>9252749
In the words of charging deadman of pegleg and shouts IS THIS WHAT PASSES FOR WHOOOOOOOOOORES?
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>>9252732
I know I said I was going to bed. I lied.
I'm lurking and playing DoA5. I won't bother trying to erp until tomorrow.
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>>9252744
>With the faster motions from the blue slime, the man can feel himself getting closer to his orgasm. He lurches forwards and tries to grab onto her slimy head to brace himself, but she was too slimy for him to get a firm grip. He forces himself back up, and instead starts to buck his hips against her mouth, trying to get his orgasm out as quickly as possible.
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>>9252757
I prefer to get some ball rolling than try to jump into things quickly, you know what I meant
When I said flrt I meant brianstorm, but then I wrote brainstorm anyways
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The whole point for roleplaying is not to give a fuck. If he gets hurt, then let him get hurt. Faggots from HG don't need to be here at all, you're here to please ERP. If the request is fucked up, you better buckle down and do it. There's like other fucked up shit out there, and don't even want to do NTR? Fuck, even Owain had to do gore to please others.
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>>9252776
Good!
Nothing that upsets my anons is allowed
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>>9252797
Yeah, try not to tell people to flirt. Only causes problems and such, foreplay is fine but not actual flirting
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>Make a rp post about implying to wanting to finish soon
>partner just stalls
Damn it I just want your god damn cum senpai
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>>9252730
>mfw Gert's a better slime then Paul
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>>9252823
(Probably shouldn't use me as an example since I have in the past dropped sessions that I didn't enjoy. No one is obligated to continue a session if they aren't enjoying what is going on. I did that gore scene because I was interested in writing it, not because of any obligation.)
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>>9252732
So you have a mommy fetish?
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>>9252842
>Owain defending her harem now that he knows Hestia is Morrigan
It's like poetry
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>>9252825
>hugs sensei
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>>9252825
I'm only a little upset because I've been wanting to do incest erps but dont know where else I could go to do them. I've done one or two here before. Both involved anon and his mommy. Today I was hoping to try for anon and his big sister. It didn't really go anywhere.
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>>9252834
Gert is still light years away from Nui's or Ragyo's slimes though.
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>>9252823
>Avas should do your autistic kink because you said so
I like genderswap and bodyswap but I'm not going to be a faggot and force an ava to play that fetish for me if they're not into it.
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>check threads
>still whining about LD
holy shit you guys
F-list exists for a reason
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Which Persona 5 girls do we have?
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>>9252857
N-no
I just like my anons to enjoy here
S-Sorry if you wanted me to erp as /ss/ or something...
Hope I didn't disappoint you
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>>9252858
>Anon backpedals to stale memes after being called out for being incorrect
Now this is podracing.
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Instead of all the negativity, you should post something that makes you happy!
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>>9252895
None of them. I want a Futaba though.
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>>9252873
>big
Fuck man. You almost had me interested.
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Fun Fact: In Germany, you can tell if the kikes are in power by the flag. It's a black/red/gold tri-color, you've got yourself a kike infestation.
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>>9252755
S-Sit on someones face?! That sounds really gross and perverted...would someone really be into that?
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>>9252069
Whoops! I missed this, im sorry if you are not here now
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>>9252902
Ruining ERP with shitposting makes me happy.
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>>9252884
>force an ava to play that fetish for me
That's literally what they're for.
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>>9252873
Honestly, onee-sans are wonderful things, but the question is which ones you choose. Some are more wonderful than others.
>>
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>>9252904
You're not the first to say something along those lines. Maybe next time I'll try for an erp involving anon and his younger sister instead of a big sister.
A younger sister who, despite being younger than anon, still teases him and tries to mess with him.
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>>9252912
I mean, yea. A big, plump butt on someone's face is an excellent experance.
I mean we can try it out if you want.
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>>9252918
So you're a man of culture and taste as well I see.
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>>9252873
Aw...
Hopefully I can complete these drawings and attract some more people to here. M-Maybe that way you have a bigger chance. You could also ask hg or ftt or other threads to see if they have something you would like
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>>9252926
I didn't know Elliot Rodgers erped here.
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>>9252926
Or you know, to get themselves off.
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>>9252902
Darksiders 3 is a thing that's happening.
That's nice I guess
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>>9252896
Nah. I just thought it was interesting how you cared so much. That's a motherly trait, which usually comes withe a mommy fetish.
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>>9252955
He does.
His name is Paul.
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>>9252903
>none of them
The fuck
How am I supposed to jerk off to Ann femdom now
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>>9252864
D-don't overstay your welcome...
Too much..
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>>9252929
Now that you mention it, i think whats probably a big issue is that I've been using generic 3D instead of trying to be a specific 2D character.
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>>9252972
We have a takemi
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>>9252971
I thought it was Owain?
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>>9252972
I want to defile Shiho and make her cry.
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>>9252967
>he said in an empty thread
.......?
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>>9252972
Ann is not for femdom.
This is what Ann is for.
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>>9252997
He's the reason most of us are in hiding desu.
Thread has been shit all day.
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>>9252985
>cuddles and holds sensei <3
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>>9252895
Can we get a Mitsuru first?
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>>9252943
I guess we could try it, I wouldn't...really be opposed to it
>she stood awkwardly on the spot, noticing the anons eyes constantly fixate on her rather round ass
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>>9252969
Y-you are the caring ones tho
Being all nice and talking to me
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>>9252989
Probably, does that mean you were the one posting the chubby 3D girl with the sister thing attached to it?
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>>9252792
>she jerks and sucks the man's cock some more, as it shifts inside her head, the slime eagerly still waiting for the cum, jerking him more and more hoping that he cums this time
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>>9252990
That Takemi makes me appreciate that I've never settled for something for the girl being played that much
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>>9253020
Because the character you play is pure. I enjoy that.
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>>9252990
It's Chat though.
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>>9253015
>Mitsuru
Oh god yes please
I seem to recall one ages ago
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>>9252739
>That webm
I miss her...
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>>9253016
>the anon moved over to the sofa that was next to the girl took a seat. He put his feet up on the edge and propped his head up so he would be comfortable when she sat on him.
Alright, I'm ready for you.
>>
Is the anon that was getting off work at 9 pm around by any chance?
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>>9253027
Yeah that was me. I was hoping to find some anon interested in doing that, but I guess the love for 2D outweighs the love for 3D.
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>tfw you're just waiting for your voice request to be finished
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>>9253062
BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>shits a little
BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
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>>9253068
Surely anon will delivar
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>>9253044
Glad you enjoy talking to me anon
Have a cozy day.
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>>9253031
>After a couple more minutes of the slime's frenzied sucking, the man cums, pouring thick ropes of his seed into her slimy maw and staining her body white. When he was done cumming, he falls back down on his rear, panting and trying to recover his breath after his powerful orgasm.
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>>9253067
Yeah, it's a bit hit or miss with that sorta thing, but 2D is more the way to go around here. If you don't mind that, there're plenty of h-manga and doujin onee-sans that'd fit the bill
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>>9253105
>as the cum drifts inside the slime, the girl does a little wobbling happy dance, pretty happy that she has pleased another human
(Thanks!)
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>>9253159
>does a happy dance
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>>9253154
What the fuck
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>>9253141
I'll remember that for future incest erps. Thanks anon.
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>>9253170
>does an even happier dance
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>>9253159
No prob. By the way, were you the loli the box?
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>>9253184
This looks like a boy.
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>>9253064
From the last thread?
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>>9253182
No problem, and good luck on your incest adventures, anon!
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>>9253184
I want to fuck this slime girl, but I have less than a hour before I go to sleep
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>>9253184
I want this phat slime butt
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>>9253190
...
>slowly shoves the box out of the way
(N-no)
>>9253199
(Weeeeeelllll if you want her to have a dick~)
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>>9253064
Oh fuck, yea I'm here.
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>>9253234
>>9253237
(O-oh I kinda wanted to do a test run with another ava...)
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>>9253250
What ava? is it.. what I think it is?
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>>9253250
You're here to serve us bitch.
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>>9253203
I'm here, I was just drivin home.
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>>9253264
(Ghost and creepy girl threesome, WOO WOO!)
>>9253270
(O-okay masters...)
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>>9253239
>Notices his loli in a box disappeared.
Huh. Welp, guess I'll order another one tomorrow.
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Is it true Paul doxxed someone?
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>>9253203
Whoever was that anon that posted at the furry with the large balls with "I wish this was real".
>>9253246
Oh? So that was you?
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>>9253270
>You're here to serve us bitch.
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Post things that turn you right on.
>Lip biting.
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What're you staring at you creep?
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>>9253288
He doxxed DMG.
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>>9253292
Marked, bitch.
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>>9253290
Yes, also the one who wished the large balled furry was real.
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>>9253288
Two people.
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>>9253299
Why are you swimming in piss?
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>>9253295
Sloppy blowjobs
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>>9253299
>Sees Ezra and knows there is a Gajeel around here
NO EASY INS
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>>9253288
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>>9253302
And how!
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>>9253295
L
I
P
S
& Reading erp sessions & yuri (2d & 3d)
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>>9253299
That fat ass of yours.
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>>9253299
Definitely the ass. I'm not a foot guy.
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>>9253295
fishhooking
frotting
thighfucking
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>>9253333
I know the guy who plays him, he's not like that.
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>>9253286
>gives a free coupon to get a new Loli box only if he doggystyle her fast
>>9253328
(T-that's hot as hell)
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>>9253339
>blocking it out
Faggot.
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>>9253352
>fishhooking
How? It looks retarded.
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>>9253295
Yellow eyes.
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>>9253352
I want to marry Nazrin and raise a loving happy family with her.
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>>9253361
>Signs the waiver and mails it out, then waits for his loli box to arrive.
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>>9253305
Awesome.
Like I said, I don't have the exact character that was posted back then, but I have one that's pretty similar in terms of kinks.
Would you be interested?
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>>9253295
Genderswap
Bodyswap
Leggings of any kind
Glasses
Casual Sex
Dark Skin
Femdom
Ayys
Robutts
Ghosties
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>>9253362
I wasn't the one who censored the info. That's how I saved the pic.
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>>9253295
Leglocking
>>
Can I get cards?
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>>9253290
sure, what kind of kinks do you plan on playing with them?
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>>9253295
Predatory gazes
lip prints
toned backs and stomachs
short hair
the list goes on and on...
>>
I'm showering and is already night in here so sorry if I don't complete a single drawing today...
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>>9253373
Well, mostly it's only a turn on if the girl/guy with the finger in their mouth sucks on it while gettin fugged. Less about pulling their lip.
>>9253390
Consider treatment.
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>>9253399
>Purgy
Gross
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>>9253295
>piss
>rape
>anything really desu but these two turn me on tops
>>9253393
>a box marked "loli doggystyle girl" appears
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>>9253409
To whomever was sweet talking Paul in his thread. This should be a warning to you, he's fucked in the head.
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>>9253427
The only treatment is putting a ring on her finger.
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>>9253428
>all three have the potential of having fat butts
MY DICK
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>>9253428
GOD DAMMIT, why all the good avas show off when I have to go to sleep..
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>>9253399
Wait hold up are you the purgy that said they would do cv?
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>>9253418
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>>9253459
Is that red saber?
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>>9253459
I sort of miss Ribbon's autistic ass sometiems.
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>>9253459
>anon
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>>9253440
>Finally getting his box, he rubs his hands together and opens it, then pulls out the loli from within. As the coupon said to doggystyle her fast, he carries her to his couch and puts her on her knees, then starts to play with her butt.
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>>9253459
I miss Ribbon.
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>>9253443
whoever*
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>>9253457
Er, well... I believe I said I might, if it was requested.
Is that what you were looking for...?
>>
Any rpers even on or lurking now?
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>>9253481
>she squirms as the man plays with her butt, making her all tingly and wet, before she looks behind herself
C-can we do this quickly? I'm the only girl today and I have other people to p-please.
>her attempts to keep a professional face is failing due to her lewd expressions from the man fondling her butt
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>>9253515
wu u want bb?
>>
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>>9253515
yes.
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>>9253427
>pokes the Nazrin's butt.
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>>9253513
Actualy no (suprsingly)
I was hopping for some cock worship if that's ok.
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>>9253515
when am i not
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>>9253527
What the fuck?
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>>9253527
and again.. good erpers only in the night, I hate my timezone.. do you have a card?
>>
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>>9253515
Kind of.
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>>9253521
I know, I know. The coupon said so after all.
>After playing around with her rear a bit, he pulls down her panties, then does the same with his jeans and boxers. He then gives her little butt a couple of slaps with his stiffening cock, before he nudges it against her entrance. Not wasting anymore time, the man grabs onto her hips and thrusts his entire member in, ramming his head against her cervix before he starts to rock his hips back and forth.
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>>9253582
i ply wu u wan. gib gud succy
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>>9253582
I only come out during dead hours, and even then I rarely rp as Gajeel.
>>9253585
Hey bird boy.
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>>9253515
I'm lurking because I wanna pick up a few tricks and get better at erp. I should erp as a character I'm familiar with as opposed to one I don't know anything about yeah? Or do anons not care about in-character erp as long as they get some text pussy?
>>
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>>9253664
Those poor souls
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>>9253647
Yes.
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>>9253295
Nerdy girls
Girls with glasses
Hotdogging
Thighfucking
Big butts on slim frames
Heart-shaped pupils
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>>9253551
Did you mean "WANT to fuck?"~
>>9253553
No I don't, sorry! I probably should make one..
>>9253582
Female Pikachu, bred for breeding!~
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>>9253539
Ah, alright.
Sure, that sounds like a plan to me.
Did you have a preferred setting or any extra detail you'd like to mention before we begin?
>>9253664
I'm not sure I'm following, but alright...
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>>9253686
That literally describes me besides the last one..
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>>9253703
No. No I most definitely did not.
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>>9253703
What others characters do you play?
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>>9253448
>Dancer's butt is more slender, but still, I get you.
>>9253449
Because late night fucking is best fucking
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>>9253604
>the girl begins to shake worryingly as she feels the cock slap her butt, remembering how big it was when the man used her mouth, before she moans after the cock rammed her insides, expanding her entrance as the cock rubs her walls again and again
A-ah!~ ah~
>>
>storm
>light goes out
Good thing I saved my drawing...
>>
>>9253686
That literally describes me besides the last one..
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>>9253632
Greetings eh, ... Intimidating looking man.
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>>9253752
Dancer is cute and I want to hug her.
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>>9253715
Nope nothing really just some good ol cock and hyper balls worship. I wouldn't mind getting right into it if that's ok.
Little bit of teasing and such just to start it off.
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>>9253767
Nice blog, idiot.
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>>9253703
Hmm...a rather sexy curvy pikachu at that~!
I take it you're here to make a Egg?
>>
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How chubby do you like your girls, /erp/?
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>>9253647
Being in character is more appreciated in long sessions with dialogue. Some anons may not even know your ava from the source material so you'll haven't to explain their personality.
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>>9253786
>She wants to kill you. I hope you know that.
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>>9253754
>With each forceful thrust inside, the man grunts as her tight walls wrap and coil around his cock over and over again. Despite not using any lube, wet noises were heard each time his cock burrowed into her insides, making it throb and pulsate even more. His hips start to move faster now, and the forceful thrusts he makes cause her rear to jiggle and gradually turn red.
>>
>>9253800
Chat please take the hint for the Purgy's sake
>>
>>9253812
I meant the blonde girl. Whoever she is.
>>
>>9253752
But, real life just lets me erp in every hour except for the night hours..
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>>9253295
Group stuff, titfucks, smothering someone faces with my rod, lip biting and full nelson.
>>
>>9253808
Here, 20% and 30% are perfect.
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>>9253808
Hovering around 40.
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>>9253830
Are you going to accuse me of scaring her off again like last time.
You really need to stop this witch hunt shit and blaming me for scaring off avas.
>>
>>9253808
Somewhere around 30% and 40%. Anything more and it's just gross.
20% is fine too, but it's hardly chubby.
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>>9253779
I'm not that Intimidating......
>>9253808
2nd to last is my limit
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>>9253808
<35%
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>>9253808
All the way up to about 75%
>>9253831
>Faye. Her hair's more white. She takes hugs.
>>9253832
Poor anon.
>>
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>>9253295
Mind Break
Human Furniture
Begging
Degrading
Submission
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>>9253849
JEASUS
E
A
S
U
S
>>
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>>9253822
>the girl screamed and moaned, as she begins worrying about time, but the pleasure of being rammed by a big cock makes her hesitant to even interrupt the man's motions
>>
>>9253849
Yeah, you're right. There's no thinly veiled worry in their posts, carry on my man
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>>9253872
(Oops!)
>>
>>9253808
I'm comf at 40 but 50 is still very cuddly
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>>9253861
Well Faye is cute and I would like to hug and cuddle her. White hair is also sexy.
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>>9253806
(I was going to deliver a drawing some anon requested, so I felt it was necessary
Sorry tho.
I'll stop with the updates.
Do you want to request one as a compensation anon?)
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With all the pokemon talk going on, I got all excited and made a new ava sooo announcing
Vivi! The unstable Eevee!
>>
>>9253872
Oh, master?
>He repeats, blushing a bit, chuckling.
Well, I didn't catch you, but if you want to call me master, like hell I can stop you~!
>He giggles, sitting down on the bed, batting down a spot next to him.
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>>9253830
>>9253849
... Is that really you, Chat?
You were that anon from earlier? I didn't think you had a day job.
I'll be honest with you, I've had less than stellar experiences with you in the past, so I'm more than a little apprehensive about giving you another shot.
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>>9253879
>spanking lolis
my
fuggen
DICK
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>>9253900
Good avas are keep killing me.. why life is so cruel..
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>>9253896
No just stfu
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>>9253891
Fiiiine.
>Opening her arms the shapeshifter looks away, awaiting the anon's hug
>>9253900
.. Nice. Now we need an oversexed Eevee.
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>>9253900
Damn that looks like some fun, gotta try and catch you on a better night then?
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>>9253853
W-well I mean, the scars, the numerous piercings... Kinda gives off the vibe... Ya know?
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>>9253879
>With the constant milking of his shaft by her tight insides, the man can feel himself getting close to cumming, so he speeds his pace to near blur speeds. His hand reaches to her head and grabs a fistful of hair before he pulls it back. With a couple more thrusts, he finally cums and fills the box loli's little womb with his thick seed, and continues to thrust into her even as he keeps spurting. When he was finally done, he slowly pulls out and lets his cock rest on her ass, causing the seed he poured in her to spill onto his couch.
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>>9253943
>wraps Faye up in my arms and hugs her tight
Thank you miss Faye.
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>>9253931
I'm..sorry?
>>9253943
Well, I'm plenty sexy! At least I think so..I just can't really control when I evolve is all!
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>>9253933
(Ok.
Sorry. Hope you are not mad. You can request something and I'll try to do.
See you guys later, when I have something to contribute)
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>>9253927
C-company property a-aren't suppose to be d-da-damaged... s-speak to me when I don't have a p-pee-pee in me!
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>>9253968
Sorry, im just sad that my bedtime is when good avas appear..
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>>9253924
>Chat BTFO
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>>9253968
Where is your body
Why are you just a head with tits
is this just a cleverly disguised castform?
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>>9253968
>I just can't really control when I evolve is all!
Somehow this just makes it much more awesome
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>>9253965
>Squeezing the anon in her admittingly weak arms she holds him closely, her chest pressing onto him.
Yeah yeah, don't go all soft on me.
>>9253968
You're pretty cute. Oversexed eevee is just kinda it's own thing. Keep doing what you're doing.
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Goodnight /erp/
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>>9253945
Sounds good! I just made her a few min ago soo I'll be eager to try her out!
>>9253978
Well I should be on tomorrow too Anon!
>>9253994
Nope! I am an Eevee! Promise!
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>>9253924
Not chat but if you're feeling up to playing Purgy I'd love to give her another shot.
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>>9253907
Its automatic, I'm sorry! It sort of just rolls off the tongue..
>she nodded at him, turning her wide frame around as she reached the bed and sat down gently, making the soft bed bounce a little with her thicc weight
So what did you have planned?~
>>9253910
Mhm! I try tooooo
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>>9253924
You know what it's fine, I don't know what I did honeslty, but the whole being compared to Paul shit is actualy starting to slightly get on my nerves.
I've been trying to hide the fact that its me, trying to at least improve my spelling syntax yada yada. I don't even know who you are and what I did in the past.
But what ever happened months ago is eather the old me or someone who tried to send me into a melt down.
Again I'm sorry if I did anything wrong, but these last few days of people just calling out every single anon post I make is just making me feel like shit.
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>>9254002
Good night cutie; hope you had lewd fun today~
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>>9254002
>but steel is heavier than feathers...
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>>9254013
Yo what the fuck did they do to Misty
>>
I haven't been in these threads for like two months, anything new happen?
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>>9253999
>keeps hugging you tight and lays my head on your ample chest
I'd be more worried about me getting hard than going soft, but I'll behave.
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>>9253962
>the girl moaned, her body squirming with delight, as she slowly rests her head on the couch, as the cum slowly leaks out of her
I-I think I-I'll wait here until I-I can feel my legs...
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>>9254013
>throws a master ball
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>>9254033
Everything new happened. You missed it all anon.
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>>9254033
Chat is BTFO
Owain's harem is growing
Morrigan is Hestia
We have vorefags now
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>>9254033
two months?
Just drama and the odd raid here and there.
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>>9254033
More shitposting.
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>>9254013
I wanna fuck Vivi until she evolves!
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Recipe to becoming a popular Ava.
>Have a small card, you'll only probably play the same 3 anyway.
>Have a thicc ava
>Have a furry ava
>Have a MILF ava
>Have long sessions (it's suggested that you only take 2 anons at a time)
>Show up once every 4-5 threads and disappear after.
>When posting OOC, always act cute and innocent.
>When posting IC, tease.
>Say that you'll be in the thread later but never show.
>Don't acknowledge drama
>Don't join a discord
>Just don't make a discord at all
>Have a lot of fetishes
>Always have sessions with other avas, but no easy - ins :^)
And there you go! Instantly loved.
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>>9254047
Man, those were some great two months. Sucks that anon up there wasn't around for that fleeing Golden Age of legendary ERP.
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>>9254040
Well if you still got a little more time, why don't you clean me up?
>He says as he moves towards her front and displays his cum-covered cock in front of her.
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>>9254037
>With a pout the white haired girl sighs. Arms flattening to her sides
Come on anon, act your age, you're not going to get hard just from a hug are you?
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>>9253997
It can be kinda...ahh
>ACHOO!
Annoying at times..
>>9253999
Ohh okay! Thank ya cutie!
>>9254046
>squeaks as it bounces off my perky breasts, watching it fall to the ground with no effect.
Umm.. I think I have a trainer but..dunno who. I'm sorry!
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>>9253947
So you're judging me because of the way I look?
You're a big bird, you really shouldn't be talking. Both literally and figuratively.
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>>9254021
>people just calling out every single anon post I make is just making me feel like shit
This makes me happy.
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>>9254068
Now do how to be a popular Anon.
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>>9254068
>Say that you'll be in the thread later but never show
I swear I never did this on purpose, it just kept happening
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>>9254073
>she looks at the cock, before leaning to it and rubbing her face with it, before licking it like a dog, clearly enjoying the taste
Y-you know what, they won't mind if I stay with you till you milk everything out of your pee-pee...
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>>9254084
>Not getting in a masterball
GODMODDING
GODMODDING
GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>9254090
But what did Chat do? What's with all the hate?
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>>9254078
>I let go somewhat reluctantly and step back
Well normally not, but you're quite an attractive exception.
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>>9254084
Honestly, it looks annoying, but also pretty sure it's equal parts adorable
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>>9253979
I have nothing against him as a person, I'd just prefer not interact with him any more than necessary.
>>9254016
Is that so?
>>9254021
It's got nothing to do with you in comparison to Paul. I'm just not exactly fan of your style.
You might have improved, and good on you if you did, but you still have some tendencies that rub me the wrong way.
And as far as recent examples go, what happened with Takemi last night would certainly qualify as one.
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>>9254020
Don't worry...I, kind of like it...
>He admits, petting her head gently after she she got comfortable sitting down.
Well, forgive me for suggestion, but you look quite backed up...
>He reaches out and caresses her breasts.
Mind if I play with these sexy breasts~?
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>>9254084
Masterball catches all. You literally cannot escape from it.
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>>9253924
If I can get a second chance I can try and prove you wrong.
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>>9254109
Really? Well then I guess I can use your cute body a little more~
>He smiles, the bites on his lower lip as she licks his length clean from his cum.
Am I allowed to use other parts of you, say, your ass?
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>>9254063
Knowing me, I'd prob evolve quite a few times during!
>>9254115
>>9254139
I dun think you can catch another trainer's pokemon..even with that ball..
>>9254133
If you say so! I kinda got used to it..kinda.
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>>9254153
>she nods as she keeps licking the cock, clearly wanting more
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>>9254134
I was thinking of doing something with Purgy getting worshiped after a wrestling match with two people. One a horny femboy who wants to play with her balls and another hyper futa who wants someone to rearrange her insides.
If you're not cool with one person playing two people then could maybe do something else.
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>>9254116
He's been a general nuisance and clingy.
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>>9254171
If you won't get in the ball, I'll just put my balls in you.
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>>9254171
Got used to it? So you revert back sometimes and go through it again? That honestly seems pretty useful
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>>9254139
>tfw u used a Masterball on a Rattata
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>>9254088
I suppose you do have a point there...
>He rubs the back of his head, averting his vision elsewhere.
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>>9254134
>Takemi
Do you mean when the Anon's shit posted Chat and made meme threads to continue shit posting?
Or do you mean when one Anon kept derailing comfy threads to shit talk Chat? I mean I don't like Chat but it gets annoying when Anon's shit post him, and it's really annoying when I can't rp because everyone jumps on the Chat hate train.
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>>9254173
>He smiles again at her sign of approval, then grabs his base and positions it right on her small lips, letting her swallow it down until she's got her fill of his cock.
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>>9254184
>a horny femboy who wants to play with her balls and another hyper futa who wants someone to rearrange her insides
STRAIGHT OUTTA F-LIST
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>>9254047
>>9254071
Fug
>>9254053
>vorefags
>>9254054
>>9254058
About what I expected
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>>9254134
Seriously? you mean that misscomunitcation shit?
I don't know what style I have, I'm trying I just really wanted to have a session with you. I'm trying to not come off as creepy even thought you probably think I am.
Fuck I can't type correct right now.
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>>9254211
>she licks it some more, before sucking it like baby bottle, looking delighted at the situation she is in
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>>9254171
>Literally got hundreds of pokemon that weren't supposed to be in the file by using the Pokemon arena by using master balls
Fuck off with that weak ass shit my nigga
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>>9254210
I can feel the ass musk radiating off of this post
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Hello
Where are the lolis?
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>>9254212
>STRAIGHT OUTTA F-LIST
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>PSTD's
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>>9254230
>right now
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>>9254171
I would totally make tons of Eevee's with you.
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>>9254117
Normally I have to show off my shapeshifter to get someone worked up. But just looking at me got you firing on all cylinders.
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>>9254232
>He groans out as the loli engulfs his cock, it still sensitive from his previous bottle. His hand lowers down to her head and gives it a pat, then slowly pulls it towards him so more of his cock slides inside of her.
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>>9254237
You need to look for them, lolocon
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>>9254238
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>>9254097
How the be a popular/enjoyable Anon
>Don't one-line
>If you're ESL, look into some sorta software or program or website that checks your writing for errors, it may make updates slower but it helps in the long run.
>Ask your partner what they're into and state your kinks, maybe you have some in common!
>Be patient if your ava is running multiple sessions at once, replies will be slow.
>Write naturally, we all have our own style and there's no need to mimic others.
>Always remember to tell your Ava that you enjoyed the session at the end, it helps more than you think
>Try different avas, variety is the spice of life.
>Don't be a dick.
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>>9254230
The fact you seem this upset someone won't RP with you is another one of the reasons you seem creepy, my man.
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>>9254238
>You actually saved those shitty memes I made
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>>9254252
You'd better believe it. You're gorgeous all on your own.
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>>9254201
(Sorry bird boy gonna cut this here. Don't really know where to take our little RP.)
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>>9254256
>the girl gags, as the cock rubs the back of her throat, as she still hungeringly sucks the cock some more
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Anon, my eyes are up HERE!
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>>9254292
But your penis is down there.
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>>9254292
You eyes aren't even in the picture you dumb fuck
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>>9254191
That sounds much better than pelting me with more of the hard ones..
>>9254194
Yeah, I just kinda poof between em. I dunno what causes it but I always turn back to my..
>I let out a squeak as a burst of flame wrapped around be before sizzling away.
normal form..
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>>9254266
Now do, how to be a popular male ava.
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>>9254261
>>9254284
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhh...
Thanks for reminding me of that awful place.
>FUTA DOMME BITCHBREAKER BREEDER
Jesus Christ. I hate futas.
>>9254269
Why wouldn't I? They're awesome.
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>>9254284
I lol'd
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>>9254291
>The man continues to pull her further down, until her small lips press snugly against his base, then slides her off with a pop. He let's her breathe a bit, then slides in his cock again, repeating it over and over again as he works his way to his second orgasm.
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>>9254292
Eyes or GTFO!
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>>9254257
You're right.
Let's start beneath that skirt of yours, alright?
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>>9254321
tfw no crazy loli to tease me.
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>>9254313
How the be a popular/enjoyable male ava
>Don't be a male ava
>Be anon cause no one likes an attention whore
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>>9254276
You don't gotta sprinkle me in sugar honey. I fuck for free.
>>9254321
>Jesus Christ. I hate futas.
I think I'll take my candy needs elsewhere.
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>>9254313
> Don't be Owain
>Be a Twink or Trap
>Don't be a manly man
>Don't rp with a female ava that likes men similar to your ava
>And finally no easy ins
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>>9254266
>Try different avas
THIS. Sometimes I'll get the same Anon night after night and they'll want a continuation of the last scene. Seriously, vary your tastes just a little.
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>>9254345
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>>9254184
That honestly sounds like quite the handful. Are you sure you'd be up for something like that?
I don't think I've ever done multiple characters being played simultaneously by the same person, now that I think about it. If anything I would have suggested having two different scenes, one for each of those. But I suppose it could always be done, if you'd really like to try.
>>9254210
No, I mean how Chat started a session with Takemi, and did so poorly that the anon had to call it off halfway through.
>>9254230
Try not to worry about it too much. Maybe we'll do a session together sometime. But for the time being, I'd rather not.
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>>9254321
>Jesus Christ. I hate futas.
No one actually cares what you do or don't like.
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>>9254327
>the girl kept eagerly moving her small mouth towards the cock each time it disconnected from her, wanting it to feel the rubbing and the taste of the cock
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>>9254290
No worries, dude.
Have a good time either way!
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>>9254313
How to be a popular male Ava
>Have thick skin
>Swing both ways
>>
>>9254266
How to be a popular 3D ava?
>>
>>9254346
Really I didn't think you were interested. I was being sincere.
>>
>>9254321
>kissus the candy slut
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>>9254307
Haha, see? That's just cute as a button.
>He reaches out and pets the top of her head, a gentle smile as it reaches to scratch behind the ears.
I'm sure it's fine though, and you stay adorable regardless of form too!
>>
>>9254341
I-I don't play any lolis though.
>>9254346
Well, it's not like I hate futas.
More like... I avoid them. Like I would avoid the Black Plague or Ebola.
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>>9254358
nice projecting salty futafag.
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>>9254321
Don't you tempt me to make more, goddammit...
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>>9254380
Ebola's doing its best to wipe out the black plague though.
>>
>>9254380
Loli Hotaru would be nice is all I'm saying.
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>>9254351
With one of my old avas I realized that the anons approaching me were at least the same 2-3 guys every time, it burned me out quick
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>>9254380
>you'll never rape Hotaru high off pixie stick powder
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>>9254356
Well I wouldn't want to push you into something you wouldn't enjoy. Is there anything you are interested in doing right now? As long as it involves cocks going into holes, mine or yours, I'm game for anything.
>>
>>9254362
>With his next orgasm so close by, he moves both hands to her head and keeps it still as he starts to buck into it. With just a few more thrust into her tiny mouth and throat, he climaxes for a second time, sending his cum deep down into her throat. As he pulls out, a couple more spurts fill her mouth, and one last spurt lands right on her face. He sits back and takes a moment to rest, stroking his cock as the though of filling her ass next clouds his mind.
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>>9254403
>be anon
>want to play with an ava
>the same thirsty cucks swarm them any time they post
I hate to admit it, but we anons really are the problem.
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>>9254370
... Huh. Well, you're okay in my book anon. Thanks, I guess.
>>9254380
I can respect that. I'll keep my "bitch breaker" away from you.
... Ever have any of those good Canadian candy bars? Like Coffee Crisp. Those are great
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>>9254420
>mfw we knew already
>>
>>9254369
(This one is tough, so I might be wrong here)
How to be a popular 3D Ava
>While not mandatory, try to use images of the same girl (Mercedes is the exception here I guess since she only post different pics to tease)
>Focus on tits and Ass
>Get someone famous or recognized
That's all I got for now sorry.
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>>9254351
>>9254403
>mfw I'm okay with having the same cock in me again and again and again
(Should I be happy or am I that much of a slut?)
>>
>>9254424
You're welcome. Thank you for the hug!
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>>9254379
>smiled wide as I looked up at him, nuzzling his hand as my large ears fluttered against his fingers.
Aww~ You're sweet! Been a while since someone pet pet me!
>>
>>9254442
How to be a popular funposter?
>>
>>9254460
JESUS you're thicc
>>
>>9254464
>don't join discords and post what makes you happy
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>>9254460
Really? Well that's just a damn shame, why wouldn't people pet you?
>He keeps going, rubbing at the back of her head and gently itching at her scalp as the ears twitched against him.
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>>9254477
>mfw I'm doing it right
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>>9254442
How to run a good Discord.
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>>9254417
>she swallows, as the amount of cum makes her fill in mere seconds, before she finally coughs some out, letting the cum on her face slowly go down, licking it as it comes near her mouth, it seems she's too tired
P-pee-pee...
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>>9254495
>You don't it just gets worse and worse every day.
>Then all the people you called friends hop onto another and shit talk you
>>
>>9254495
Don't let anyone else in..
>>
>tfw still waiting on your voice request to be filled but it's getting late and you're scared you're going to pass out and miss it
Just
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Yaaaaawn...goodnight ERP.
Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.
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>>9254477
At least I'm doing the first part right
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>>9254495
Do not have more than 10 users
Do not invite users from 4chan
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>>9254460
You wouldn't mind if I knocked you up, right?
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>>9254516
Fuck off paul, go back to the anon that kissed your ass.
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>>9254464
Know when the joke has run its course. So many funposters drive their shtick into the fucking dirt. Funny can turn into annoying very quickly.
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>>9254395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkIJsnLBA4c
>>9254371
>Kissus back.
>>9254401
>Loli Hotaru
You don't want that.
There's a doujin with loli Hotaru and... You don't want that.
>>9254399
By wiping humanity? Legit.
>>9254404
B-But why.
>>9254358
I have nothing against "straight" guys who keep telling themselves that getting pounded by "girl"cock isn't gay.
>>9254424
Nuh-uh.
Only superior Japanese Candy here!
Actually, I'm sure we got some imported snacks.
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>>9254507
>The man watches her lick up the cum the drips down her face, and doing so makes him see that she doesn't look as energetic as before.
What's wrong? Did sucking my cock tire you out?
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>>9254538
Why would I not want loli Hotaru?
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>>9254464
How to be a popular funposter
>Create a folder for an innocent, naive, not-for-lewd character.
>Blogpost in thread, even when no one replies to you.
>Be ESL
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>>9254530
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>>9254469
Thank ya! I don't really have control over it though..
>>9254490
Ahhh~ I guess cause I have a trainer? Other pokes may be jealous if their trainer pets me too much!
>Tilts my head with a low purr, closing my eyes now as my wide hips swayed with pleasure.
>>9254523
Nah~ I just push out another egg so no real harm done!
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>>9254460
>Have played THICC Sylveon
>This chick shows up and can be any Eeveelution she wants
Clearly I have been in the wrong profession
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>>9254547
>she looks at the man, her delighted face looks tired as she breaths slowly
W-we are meant to be used only o-once...
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>>9254529
Paul you're a good guy, don't let the Anon's get to you
LD - Today at 9:50 PM
Prove it
<REDACTED> - Today at 9:52 PM
Prove it? But how can I prove it to you
You're Paul not me
I know for a fact that you get all this shit because they need a constant target, you paid your dues.
Instead of doing what they want you to do, be yourself.
I understand if you don't trust me, so if you don't really want me to talk I'll just be on my way
<REDACTED> - Today at 10:12 PM
I guess no point in trying
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>>9254538
I want that fucking doujin, Hotaru.
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>>9254567
Kathleen never turned annoying
It would've if it was after it was revealed to be a prank
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>>9254569
No worries! Any chance I could see more of your fat ass?
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>>9254350
What does don't be Owain mean?
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>>9254447
It just makes you a good little slut. By the way, do you have a discord?
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>>9254589
The name was, at the very least. The VA for Trixie is named Kathleen.
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>>9254572
Ah, I see. Well if you're too tired right now, then you take a nap on my bed if you want. You might want to call your company though if you're going to stay over.
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>>9254569
Maybe some time I can impregnate you with quite a few egg
Probably not at this moment though
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>>9254516
You try to join every server. You get kicked.
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>>9254597
Literally that.
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>>9254569
Dang, I suppose that's true. Speaking of, where is he, and why isn't he here doing the same?
>He starts to walk around behind her, hands moving down and rubbing at her shoulders and neck as her hips sashay in front of him
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>>9254614
>When they let him stay in the anon server, just to get shit on
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>>9254538
>>9254581
What's the deal with loli doujins
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>>9254407
Like I said, I wouldn't mind doing either of those, individually or together.
Personally, I'm quite fond of the idea of doing a scene relating either to wrestling or her job as a cop, at least as a starting point.
You just know she'd end up arresting someone at some point, and that person would try to get around getting a speeding ticket by doing some... Community service, if you know what I mean.
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>>9254553
>>9254581
Bloody Okojo (Mojyako)] My First Errand (Dagashi Kashi)
Have fun... I didn't.
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>mfw an Anon tries to help Paul and he eventually gives up on him.
Paul, did you even try this time or did you finally accept that you're beyond repair?
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>>9254603
>tfw everyone fell for your ruse and you got all the lulz but you really do live in a loveless/sexless marriage
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>>9254570
(Sorry! I just didn't wanna leave out an eevveelution is all)
>>9254595
Sure can! Just gotta cool off a sec..
>>9254610
No worries! I gotta head to bed soon anyway!
>>9254618
I..umm..dunno really..I haven't seen him in a while.
>My ears start to droop down now as my hips slow down as well but with his massage my back arches, making my large breasts bounce rather playfully.
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Now tell us how to run a good secret ava
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>>9254607
>she seems to have fallen asleep during the man's suggestion, looking as peaceful as ever, even if her pussy and face is covered with cum
(I loved this session, it was cute and hot!)
(Wendy tomorrow!)
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>>9254661
Hey, mom and dad. Thanks for inspiring me to never ever marry.
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>>9254681
Type in a different style, and pick a character that doesn't seem like one you'd pick.
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>>9254681
Never reveal who you are.
Ever.
Oh, and say "kys" a lot.
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Lewd voiceanon here. Still working on practice with your requests, but wanted to know if I had any more than Sarah Lynn, Ronald Reagan, and Stocking.
Having a bit of trouble with Stocking, since the Japanese provides an additional barrier.
Send me your voices and I'll do my best to give you lines. Tell me what to say and give me an audio reference.
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>>9254570
>>9254680
>There is potential for this to happen
This, would be a sight to see
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>>9254681
>Don't tell anyone it's you.
>Make your own folder
>Don't tell treat
>Don't sperg out if caught and play it off as if that isn't you.
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>>9254681
You have to dedicate the entirety of your free time to erp for that shiet
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>>9254635
If you didn't have a session in the works I'd be so into the cop one.
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>>9254580
>Tfw you used to say similar things to him so he could maybe scrap together some minor redemption but he really is a cesspool of a human being.
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>>9254641
Thanks.
>Slaps ass and laughs
Later sweety.
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>>9254688
>The man waits a while until he finally realizes that the loli was sleeping, then goes to fetch a blank which he uses it to cover her, despite the cum that still coated her body.
(Same here! I'll get that loli ass another day. By the way, is this box loli the only loli available for mail?)
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>>9254681
Aw, well if you gotta head to bed soon, get some good rest!
>Gives her a final scratch down her back, itching from side to side across her spine, all the while peeking over her shoulder at the bouncing chest.
>>
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>>9254708
I wanna take Toph on a cute(lewd) date!
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>>9254681
Don't tell anyone, avoid your own writing habits, and make sure you get your character's personality across in your posts. It's easy to go overboard on that last one, though; there's a difference between your character calling Anon an idiot while he's seven inches inside of her versus acting like an asshole OOC to try and cover up who you actually are.
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>>9254580
>prove it
Jesus it's like you don't even believe you're human anymore.
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>>9254772
He's not
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Before thread dies, to avas that are tired of playing the same character, don't post your card but try posting IC as the Ava you want to be. See if that works.
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>>9254570
You've been MIA for the past 6 months
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>>9254756
Princess might be into that sorta thing, but /I'm/ not.
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>>9254783
Yep, this is what I do. Works like a charm.
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>>9254751
(I mean if I pick up more lolis, I'll add them into the mail list)
(Which means now Drill-Loli and Wendy are on the list of fuck~)
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>>9254745
>Kissus the awoo
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>>9254797
Unless you're a male ava. Then you can go post your card and hope someone chooses him
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>>9254772
JEASUS
E
A
S
U
S
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>>9254791
Makes me feel worse that I've just been lurking the whole time
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>>9254805
Something tells me the box Wendy comes in would be haunted. Also, didn't I see you do Roll too? Or did that never hit off?
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>>9254805
>Drill Loli is the clawdia shitter
Weak
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>>9254681
Disconnect yourself from it.
Don't tell anyone.
Conceal your identity at all costs.
Don't allow any connections to be made.
Feign your existence as an alternate personality.
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>>9254792
Just consider it a casual dinner, then.
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>>9254752
That tickles Anon!
>Giggled as I smiled wide, my heavy breasts bouncing now as I squirmed against his fingers.
I hope you're on tomorrow!
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>>9254829
(You betcha~)
(And yeah I'll add her to the list too, if you want robutt Loli sex~)
>>9254837
(Hey, as long as I get cock, I'll do anything)
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>>9254681
DO:
>Pick something you normally wouldn't
>Change writing styles
>Possibly change the times when you show up
>Interact differently when approached by your norms, if they're recognizable
DON'T:
>Use similar file naming schemes, unless it's standard Character (#) or Character#
>Flirt with the same people you normally do
>Tell anyone
>Sperg out when someone makes an educated or uneducated guess
>Play something that people who know you can easily identify as your tastes
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>>9254837
>person is a good RPer
>they reveal their identity
>I don't like them
>person is now a bad RPer because I don't like them
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>>9254713
Oh really now? Even with Purgy? Or did you mean just in general?
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>>9254849
Hey, can you post some THICC Umbreon before you go?
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>>9254841
I am but a ghost.
I am but a shadow.
Fapping in the corner.
Forever.
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>>9254858
I can handle subpar RP, I don't mess with shitters with a record of dropping sessions.
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>>9254849
I'll try to be, now go rest up properly, I'm sure your trainer is worried sick!
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>>9254856
I wanted to play with that robutt for a while. I'll get myself another coupon for a loli box sooner or later, and when I do, she'd be my first pick.
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>>9254841
>mfw I know a few people who did this and are now successful avafags
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>>9254635
(That cop scenario sounds really hot! People do love a woman in uniform. I'll do it with both of the characters I mentioned before if you don't mind. I'll probably give them names in the next post so there's less confusion.)
>A jet black car speeds down the empty streets after returning from the club late at night, the two individuals within the car laughing as they blast music that rings throughout the air. In the driver's seat sat the lithe form of a equine boy, dressed like he was ready to work the corner. A low cut hot pink shirt with the words "SLUT" plastered on it in red. Booty hugging shorts accompany the ensemble, his eyes drifting from the road to the dog woman at his side. Dressed a bit more modestly in a purple dress that ended midway down her thighs. A arm length bulge rests on the seat, occasionally throbbing as the male ogles her. The horse boy's eyes flick to the road where he slams on the breaks, stopping at a deserted corner where he nearly ran a red light. He peers out of his window, hoping no patrolling cops saw his reckless driving.
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>>9254863
Let me see if I can turn into one...
>>9254888
Thank you Anon~ Sweet dreams!
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>mfw Paul finally gave up, and it worries me how quiet he's been.
He's either done or he's planning some big sperg out event.
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>>9254890
>hands a robutt coupon, it says you can do anything to her
(Please use it tomorrow in the afternoon when you see me)
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>Seeing all these Eevees got me in a Gardevoir mood. Anyone interested?
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>>9254934
The latter, probably
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>>9254538
You asked for it.
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>>9254866
That is how you do it.
Outcast yourself from your own mind.
Shun yourself from those who call your friends or comrades.
It shall only be your doppelganger and you.
>>9254900
Good on them then. They must've made quite the impression.
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>>9254862
I got no problem with futa, but if you have other ideas then I'm willing to hear.
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>>9254843
Casual, huh? I can do casual. Didja want to swindle Fire Nation idiots out of their food or hunt it ourselves in the swamps?
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>>9254703
I'm a dumb and didn't realize I posted Stocking's Japanese voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORCes7h8Nhs
Here's a reference for her English voice.
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>>9254934
>it worries me how quiet he's been
you're literally the only one
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>>9254935
>Takes the robutt coupon and stuffs it in his pocket before walking away.
(I certainly will! If you feel like breaking in Wendy though, I wouldn't mind a ghosty threesome~)
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>>9254942
If you're willing to wait until a New thread.
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>>9254964
WANNA EAT DAT PUCCI
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>>9254974
(That's gonna be her thing~)
(Anyway, wet dreams for me now, goodnight ERP)
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>>9254964
U-Uhh...Well, can't say I've ever done much thieving. Sounds fun, though, whaddya have in mind?
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>>9254991
Sure. I'm watching YouTube videos with a tea. I'm comfy to wait.
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>>9254681
(If you normally use greentext RPing without it can throw people off a lot of times.)
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>>9255015
Let's set up a scam for tomorrow night. I'll bring the goods. You'll be there?
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>>9254992
That's not God's plan for you.
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>>9255066
Will do. Same time?
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>>9254992
DID SOMEBODY SAY PUCCI
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BEGONE THOT
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>>9255108
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>>9255120
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>>9255077
I can do a little earlier. Just had an Earthbending tournament today. I won, of course. I'll poke around, just let me know if you're here and you see me.
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>>9255147
Gotcha boss
>>
Ahhh... now I can shitpost in peace and quiet.
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>>9255259
[SHITPOSTS LOUDLY NEXT DOOR]
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>>9254908
(Works for me!)
(Also, sorry for the delay.)
>"Woop woop!"
>A mere moment later, the dreaded siren of a patrol car rings out twice, as its red and blue lights approach in the rear view mirror, its headlights soon flooding the back of the guilty black car. It eventually comes down to an agonizingly slow stop, staying there for a moment before whoever is behind the wheel decides to turn off the engine. From the patrol car, a door can be heard opening, shortly followed by two distinct footsteps, and finalized by that same door closing back. The lights had been left on, as to provide some much needed lighting to the immediate, otherwise dark area. This also had the intimidating effect of two piercing glares being projected towards those revelers, keeping them from making out any sort of detail regarding whoever they were going to encounter shortly.
>>9254958
I see. Well, I'd be glad to do sometime with you next time, in that case.
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>>9255259
You call that a shitpost? You are like a little baby. Watch this.
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>>9255292
That isn't shitposting. This is real shit posting.
JINX IS OVER RATED AND SHE WOULD NEVER DATE ANY OF YOU
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>>9255292
>Xbox
Gross. I was eating, dude.
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>>9255329
Check my straight flow bitch.
>CHAT DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>9255329
>memegenerator
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>>9255350
That only increases the post's shitpost power.
>>
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>>9255329
>>
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>>9255364
>Owain is my god
Owain is singlehandedly saving ERP by elevating the quality of posts and interactions in every thread he posts. He saved the discords and now his mission is to save the threads.
>Get on my level, kid.
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>>9255407
H-Here I go...
>PAUL IS THE REAL VICTIM
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I'll try shitposting, that's a good trick
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>>9255442
Wait...I can one up you
>CLOWNPIECE IS ACTUALLY A REALLY COOL GUY
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>>9255461
Check my Byaclownren
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>>9255461
NO I HAVE THE BIGGEST SHIT
>Morrigan is the best ERPer ever and Jinx is based as fuck.
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>>9255457
>shitposts you with a kissu
>>
I like when HG visits.
>>
>Paul did nothing wrong
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>>9255289
>Alec grips the wheel with a vice grip as those sirens pierce his ear drums. He looks over his shoulder and can make little out but someone approaching the two people in the car. Alec turns towards his passenger, his eyes flicking down to the many inches of cock stuffed into the small cocktail dress. Despite feeling his own erection stiffen at the sight he chastises her.
This not the time to be getting turned on, Shira! I don't have any money to pay for a traffic ticket...
>He whines in his scratchy nearly feminine voice, looking down at his own slutty clothing. Trying to appear as casual as possible while dressed for a night on the prowl he leans back into his seat, sinking into the surface. To calm himself down his hand sneaks over the outline of Shira's cock, the warm pulsating inches offering him a small bit of comfort.
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>>9255496
>Sends you a kissu back through AOL
>>9255518
Okay you win
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>>9255526
>within the past hour
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>>9255433
>People say this unironically about owain when coffee and kinx existed
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>>9255544
It's like I'm back in 1995.
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>>9255557
Of course. Coffee and Kinx were both complete fucking cancer.
>>
>>9255544
>Sends you a passionate dialogue of how he's plowing your vagina through a letter
>>
Amateurs, all of you.
>JIRO WAS A COOL GUY WHO I'D LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH
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>>9255602
In two weeks I am going to be so hard
>>9255559
...I still use it
No bully please
>>
Lore, Chat, Paul, and maybe Peridot were all our best bet for saving ERP.
Also, fuck Trixie. Stop fucking shitposting you faggot.
>>
>>9255633
You're safe. I have fond memories of the screeching 56k dial-up and those trial cds you'd find in literally every magazine.
>>
>>9255633
These two weeks of blue balls is gonna be a trip
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>>9255618
plebians, the lot of you.
>Male Ava's are amazing and ESL's are the best ERPers ever.
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>>9255591
Hi Lupin
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>>9255665
>trial cds
God I remember getting a copy of Pajama Sam in...some kind of magazine, it was great
The dial up screech frightened me as a young'n
>>9255679
Swollen as apples baby
>>9255701
Male avas are amazing thank you
>>
>shitpost loudly
ESL erpers are the best. Mooty and Morrigan for president
>>
>clears throat
Chat deserves to claim all of the male ERPers as his own, due to his superior skill. Owain can be a part of his harem while keeping all of the female avas. Ass musk is a patrician fetish and deserves to be the feature of every thread.
Trixie, Kass, Nina, Sponty, and Faye are all terrible RPers that bring nothing to these threads, and we would be better off without them.
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>>9255289
(Someday~)
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>>9255289
No problem, I'll look out for you.
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>>9255720
Depends on which Male ava though.
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>>9255720
Ooh, I'll be sure to rest them on your face in the next letter during all of this edging
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>>9255783
English Second Language
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>>9255783
English Second Language
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fuck me its going to take me all day to reply to all these posts whatever this is all I am willing to do
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What does ermac mean?
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>>9255796
You forgot the cat picture.
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>>9255806
Boogieman shitposter that bullies people's waifus and gets them all booty bothered
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>>9255806
Short version: There was a new Mercy ava getting shitposted, she couldn't handle it and left, someone made a Mercy thread to try and bring her back. The shiposters didn't like the thread so they made their own. The avas were posting in the Mercy thread until Jinx demanded everyone go to the shitpost thread and Mercy was never heard from again. The next day the shiposters felt embolded by Jinx's support and started shiposting extra hard. DMG named them collectively "Ermac."
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>>9255542
>The tapping of what sounds like a crossbreed between high heels and steel cap boots echoes against the tarmac as the stranger draws closer and closer. Suddenly, the only thing visible through the already rolled down window- from Alec's previous attempt at peering out- is a shapely waistline. Barely covered up by a police uniform, the exposed few inches of gray fur grant full view of the navel, and the utility belt found a few inches lower than one would expect.
Well well... Looks like -some- people have been having fun tonight, huh?
>Rings out a low, stern, yet feminine voice. A quick glance at a sizeable cleavage angled towards the car would be all they would get before the officer in question leaned against the door. Taking off her aviator sunglasses with one hand, the red-eyed canine leered at both individuals in turn, one after the other, visible appraising them in her mind.
>>9255726
Someday indeed, FP~
>>9255740
Take care!
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>>9255838
Wtf they listened to Jinx and got in the shitpost thread?
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>>9255890
nigga, Jinx is a girl. The Anon's were horny teens. What'd you expect? None of them were thinking straight
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>>9255890
Yep.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8327623/#q8327882
She and her acolytes try to deny it, but until they hack the desuarchive, the truth will be preserved forever.
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>>9255914
Oh madonne. I knew the thread OP was only in order to shitstir so I said I didn't want to post in it. That's all I'll give you
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>>9255935
The thread was to shut down the shitposters by showing them the rest of us didn't agree with them. It was working just fine till Jinx sided with the Ermacs and their desire to drive of RPers they didn't personally like.
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>>9255914
What the fuck? And why do people treat Jinx highly?
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>>9255935
The queen herself blessed us with an appearance.
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>>9255964
She claims to be female irl.
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>>9255914
>Open link expecting classic Erp over exaggeration, it's actually fucking legit.
Oh my fuck, I can't stop laughing.
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>>9255935
You should've known to avoid this thread too. Just look at it, it's nothing but faggots trying to stir shit with eachother out of boredom.
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>>9256023
Tru, tru. I know my take won't be acknowledged now so I'm just gonna hunker down. Stay comfy, Anon!
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>>9256038
Take it ez
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>>9255914
Looking back on that night is weird
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So no RP tonight? Just meta-drama?
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>>9255874
>Alec tongue drags across his muzzle at the sight of the curvaceous police officer, the imposing height of the woman sending his submissive thoughts into overdrive. He clenches his thighs together in an attempt to hide his budding arousal, his horsecock straining against the thin fabric right from the start. Swallowing heavily he flashes his dull ivories, speaking about as calm as he can with fear and arousal both mixing inside of him.
Well we were heading back to have more fun. Want to join u-
>Before he can finish that sentence he's already clamming up, giving his partner's girth a reassuring squeeze until he realizes he's groping someone in front of an officer. Pulling his hand away he shushes Shira's growl of discontent, still raring to go after a night of being teased by the lithe femboy. Meeting her gaze head on he speaks, trying his best to weasel out the situation. His voice raises an octave, attempting to appeal to her.
I can't really afford to have a speeding ticket right now. Could you please let me and my friend off with just a warning?
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>>9256081
Same thing we do every night, Pinkie.
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>>9255986
desu making a thread about a single poster is a bit of an unspoken faux pas and has been since the /b/ days.
Making the thread about someone who left won't be of any help because being the focus of attention like that is rarely motivating and yknow, they quit - low odds of them checking the threads for a few days unless they're a narcissist.
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Wow. The thread usually has a few avatars to at least balance out the shitposting. What happened, is everyone taking a break tonight?
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>>9256081
I'm down if you are
My ears are ringing too
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>>9256091
Jinx scared them all away.
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>>9256101
That's a cute pixie.
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>Dead hours used to be Sponty, Mercy and Morrigan running around doing lewd things.
>Now it's bait images, shitposting and dama.
So this is what suffering feels like.
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>>9256091
Finals week. The NEETs run the show until exams are over.
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>>9256116
>Pinkie? I'm just a shitposter. Who thinks ponies are weird.
Fucking kids...
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>>9256125
Guess you should leave because one night of something different is enough for you to complain.
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>>9256116
Okay
You have a swell night
>>9256122
Dang boy, don'tcha know, all Pixies are cute, especially me on account of I'm the only one! Well, that I know of...but thank thank thank you for saying so anyhow!
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>>9256116
>Not getting the Animaniacs reference
Come the fuck on
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>>9256146
>one night of something different
>shitposting is just "something different"
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>>9256107
I can read nigga I've been following the thread since noon, and after Paul's daily shitposting session, no one really came in to fill the void, jinx included other than to reply to bait.
>>9256129
Oh. Right, I guess that makes sense. I don't feel so bad then. Still, lonely night then.
>>9256101
>>9255874
You're doing god's work.
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>>9256154
What's that brain?
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>>9256137
Don't worry anon, I understood your reference.
>Strokes my old man beard.
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>>9256150
You're welcome. Thank you for being so cute.
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>>9256146
>one night of something different is shitposting and Meta drama
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>>9256150
We seem to have a cute pixie here now. I don't remember this, why wasn't I informed?
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>Tfw no Hello Nurse ava
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>>9256198
Because "drama"
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>>9256198
Fronk a real and Fronk a best
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>>9256178
Guuuurl, that's my job, being the adorablest, and you know I do it well. No problemo, ol' buddy ol' pal.
>>9256198
I'm not Tinkerbell, for crying out loud, the alarm bells aren't ringing when I walk in! Though that would be pretty tidy...
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So can we get some actual RP?
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>>9256240
>Flicks the pixie
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>>9256240
>Kissus Fairy
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>tfw you'd typefuck but you're tired
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>>9256261
I feel you
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>>9256240
I didn't mean that you were don't worry. I just think you're super cute. Can I see some fairy butt?
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>>9256261
>Massages anon.
Feel better.
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>>9256261
That and multiple other things keep me from ever having the motivation to really come here at all anymore. It's kinda saddening on its own.
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>>9256083
>The large gray dog breed fixes the equine boy for a moment too long, before sniffing once.
I see...
>Shaking her head, she clicks her tongue a few times disapprovingly, before adding:
I'm afraid that isn't going to be possible. Not only would make me a rather dubious cop, but it also wouldn't teach you kids anything in regards to abiding the law.
>After another brief pause, the officer adjusts her hat with one hand before giving the window frame a few taps with her open palm, wordlessly instructing them to get out of the vehicle.
If money is the issue, then we'll have to find another way for you two to make it up to the community, won't we? Why don't you step out of the car for a minute here?
>>9256161
Thanks!
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>>9256308
I only have one butt
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>>9256304
Hope you feel better anon
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>>9256261
>tfw you're drunk and tired and self deprecating but you're rping anyway
Am I dead yet
>>9256246
>Thunked right on the forehead, that's no good. The fairy mutie's nose wrinkles up as she rubs the sore spot.
That...is rude, mate.
>>9256250
>That'll fix the flick.
N'aww, you're a sweet one.
>>9256274
Yup, yupyupyup, here you go!
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>>9256338
No, my butt belongs to someone else.
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>>9256355
Every butt is fair game in here.
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>>9256345
>>tfw you're drunk and tired and self deprecating but you're rping anyway
>Am I dead yet
WOW, YOU'RE DRUNK, THAT'S AMAZING! GOOD JOB, YOU OBNOXIOUS CUNT!
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>>9256363
Not mine buckaroo. You'll never know who I am after this post.
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>>9256369
The energy behind this post kinda scares me. Jeez man.
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>>9256371
Then I shall feel every butt in the channel!
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>>9256421
Try next thread.
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>>9256306
(My reply is in the next thread.)
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