Hunger Games Thread
I Can't Wait To Be Cucked Out Of Making A New Thread Edition
>>9243118
>>9243118
Sit on my face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At6aUZGWZXg
Is Hoshi the notebook from don't hug me I'm scared?
>>9243113
>>9243117
(Crisis averted guys, no need to worry anymore
Take that Anon, what do you have to post now?)
>>9243124
(If this was directed to me, I thought it was an edit and it wouldn't show up on Google)
here u go reigen
>>9243137
Checkmate da.
>>9243138
thank
Niu Gaym wen?
>>9243143
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
>>9243127
What are you trying to say?
>>9243148
damnit i dont save 2hu or jojo memes unless i made them myself
you win
>>9243078
I'm not offering anything of that sort. I'm supposed to be beautiful, not to attract other males with sexual desires.
>>9243093
>She copies his exact movements, putting her arms around each other. She doesn't know why she's doing this.
I'm just interested is all! Like I said with my beliefs, its nice to have people always giving it their all so we can all know the difference within each others' powers.
>Once her fun is over she puts one hand under her chin to give her some time to think.
Elizabeth is your spouse I assume? Why would she want you to give it your all here?
>>9243124
>It's a pretty good image memes aside.
>>9243130
I've been benchwatching Night Mind lately
He's pretty good.
>>9243156
That's not what I meant baka... isn't the definition of being beautiful to be "attractive" as in attract people with your looks?
So surely "attracting males" counts as beatiful.
>>9243155
(Fuck yeah, I won
In your face Reigen, I have the superior memes)
>>9243156
>If Kosaku was drinking anything, he would have spat it out in total surprise. "Elizabeth? My spouse? Not at all! You cannot become love interests within three nights! Good grief, I bet she would be livid at the mere thought of it!"
Well, I do suppose I am a little strong, but that's merely in brains. In every fight I've ever been in, I've won. I'm sure of it.
No, she isn't my spouse. She's a... Friend of mine. I had only offered to rank highly in her honor since she had lost that game. I did it for honor.
>>9243171
I never save memes I just copy and paste them. Only exception is ones I've made.
>Niggers talking in VC
>haven't said a word so they're almost oblivious to my presence
>leave the house
>before my phone loses connection, say "FEED ME HAM DADDY SOUDA"
who /devilish/ here?
>>9243186
Go to school
>>9243188
in 10 minutes, sure
>>9243185
(You may copy and paste them, but I only save the memes with the most Q U A L I T Y
A real man saves his memes instead of copying them)
>>9243163
To make people, no matter what their beliefs, gender, or race, feel in awe or stunned. Being attractive to only one thing is a failure. You have to be attractive to a wide variety.
Like a large waterfall, the constellations within the depths of space, or something simple like a rose bush.
>>9243171
Oh I'm sorry I should apologize if I were to get such a reaction from you with that question.
It is important to have brains during a battle, I will agree there. I really do think its even more important than brawns.
There's nothing wrong with a healthy balance though, do not get me wrong.
>>9243186
Nobody cares. I wish for you to someday have the mental capacity to realize when and where to say things.
>>9243200
b-but muh discord
>>9243204
If he has to come all the way here and repeat what he said in Discord to tell us about it and fish for compliments on his unoriginal and incoherent meme, I'm sure it must not have been received well in the Discord either.
Raygun pls host
>>9243197
w-well... okay, you win, you're pretty cute.
>>9243200
>Hoshi in charge of where and when to say things
And with that, I'm out of time here. Tip your waitress, I probably won't be here all week.
>>9243197
No, no, it's alright! I'm already married, that's all, and she's bound to someone else. I doubt that me and Elizabeth would make a good couple anyway.
But of course. In all the battles I've ever been in, the ones I've won were all by outsmarting them. In power, I suppose I'm decent. It's not like I'd show off, however.
>Kosaku yawns, raising his hand with a small smile on his face. "Now would be a good time to get to work. I must thank the person who put those cookies down sometime. I feel better than normal."
I apologize, but I have some work to do - and even after that, I must leave to get some rest. This has been a wonderful conversation, and I hope that I'll be able to talk to you again in the future. Farewell, Draco.
>With a smile and a blank stare, Kosaku begins to walk away with a slow pace. "Goodness, I truly am gaining acquaintances each and everyday..."
><==To=Be=Continued===
>>9243215
but I just cookie
>>9243229
>auto corrects did to cookie
why
>>9243229
but it's super fuckin ded and I wanna arrpee
>>9243229
Cookies!?
>>9243238
same
>>9243229
>but I just cookie
I don't know but that sounds stupidly cute.
>>9243248
fuk
>>9243223
Woah there kid, I never said I was in charge. That's just the little retarded hamster in your brain missing a rung on his wheel. All I did was point out how your meme was rejected in chat and that you should realize when your autism won't be appreciated. Apparently you didn't the attention you wanted there, now you've come to the threads and repeated the same joke, which nobody acknowledged but me. You should be thanking me.
You'll probably go to school and try again to make people laugh at your incoherent meme, but they won't find it the least bit funny. Like the Discord, like the thread, full of people older than you with no time to waste on your little kiddie memes.
The only joke here is that you lack reading comprehension and implied that I'm trying to dictate your autsim which isn't at all what I even implied in the slighted. You're free to practice your autism, but know when to take some good hard advice and know when it's not welcome.
And you're welcome for that advice.
Go to school.
>>9243216
There wasn't much doubt about that, was there? That is the power of a main protagonist after all.
>>9243226
I hope we meet sometime in the future as well. Hopefully as friends instead of enemies within the battlefield.
Although being enemies is loads of fun too, if only temporary.
>She raises one of her arms to wave good-bye to Kosaku before the screen fades to sepia, leaving another chapter to be unfolded upon a later date.
Who do you miss HG?
>>9243277
My dad.
>>9243277
My old self.
>>9243277
A certain host.
>>9243249
Raygun confirmed for smol babby child
>>9243287
J.E?
>>9243293
What the h*ck is J.E
>>9243301
Junko Enoshima
>>9243323
No, not her.
...
>9243339
>>9243339
>pets
Alright, time to busy out my ava and do some rolepla-
>Yukine enters the thread.
Never fails to kill my mood every time.
>>9243371
>kill my mood
You're not supposed to fuck in here. /erp/ is that way.
>>9243371
>>9243346
thanks
>>9243357
o-oh... I'm going to go sit in a corner...
>>9243367
No! I'm sitting in a corner, don't come near, I'm a dunce!
>>9243371
Oh, sorry... I... I didn't know it was like that. I'm sure you can still have fun anon...
>>9243380
Let me sit on your dick.
>>9243384
Jesus Christ anon he's 12!
>>9243384
Uhhh... NO!
Y-You can't do that!
It's wrong and would cause problems with me! You just can't!
I had a dream that night that I was fucking Madonna in the ass.
>>9243393
Fucking gay
>>9243393
Your western idols are pigs and cows.
>>9243385
Yukine is the spirit of a dead 14 year old (legal in jap...) and he has aged slightly (but his body hasn't) to like 15 or 16 by the end of the second season
>>9243385
If his age is on the clock.
He is ready for the cock.
>>9243405
uhhh... you did say you were going on his dick, right?
>>9243403
Don't molest
>>9243411
The ol' switcharoo,anon.
>>9243405
Go back to /tlhg/ you fucking degenerate.
>>9243422
Make me,anon.
Can you guys just stop! This is disgusting!
>>9243430
>shoots semen yogurt into exposed mouth
>>9243442
>>9243448
>saved
>>9243455
why?
>>9243457
reasons.
>>9243448
Oi, oi, stop stealing my cum idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSq_R6eNKDA
>>9243464
Th-this is.... THIS IS C-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH GOD NO WHY GET IT OFF
GET IT OFF
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>9243467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5i5sjSQRxE
WHY?
WHY HAVE THE GODS ABANDONED US?
WHY IS THIS PLACE DEAD?
>>9243497
No-ones hosting you silly billy.
>>9243497
Let me teach you a little bit of lore, anon.
You're mistaken. The gods are here. I am one of them. They are always here. Gods are lazy beings with no interest in your boredom and your desire to be freed from it. If they find it convenient and if they find pleasure in your dancing at the snap of our fingers, we will accept your offerings and provide you with a service.
Your other option is to become a god yourself, a lesser one, you may be, but a god nonetheless. Then you will have the power to free people from your boredom and be the master of life in this place.
>>9243497
>>9243507
Allow me a half-hour to sort some other matters out, and I will be more than happy to host.
Unless, of course, someone wishes to beat me to the punch.
>>9243523
RUNESCAPE GAMES??
>>9243525
The one and same, my friend.
>>9243516
Host = god ?
>>9243523
thank
>>9243533
A god is usually someone who gets worshipped for their divinity
>>9243523
Thanks aussa.
>>9243536
that's fucking Armadyl, the god of Justice.
And hypocracy
And gay dance clubs
Have I told you that Armadyl is gay?
>>9243534
>>9243536
It is my pleasure. Now, I must be off to see to those matters I mentioned. I shall return shortly!
>>9243533
Ding, ding, ding, we have winner.
In Hunger Games, Hosts are gods. There are no games without hosts. Hosts are beings who possess a code, they have the power to manifest worlds with the snap of their fingers. Tributes fight in these worlds they have named arenas and their conflict and victories are ceremonies that serve as a form of worship and offerings to the gods.
Without them this place is a wasteland.
>mfw I realize I've just leaked part of my HG Fanfic in the threads
>>9243545
Pooh's Bizarre Adventure has been out for a while
>>9243549
Yes, yes it has. How silly of me to not have realized.
Good afternoon, folks.
>>9243561
And goodbye.
>pulls trigger
>>9243561
How's the meetup
Did you guys fuck
>>9243561
Don't host.
>>9243561
What did you just say about me mom, you bloody wanker?
>>9243561
Nice rp
>>9243567
>dies
>>9243570
I didn't see him.
>>9243571
Okay. I'm waiting on Junpei anyway.
>>9243572
oi m8 I'll fookin bash ur ead in
>>9243575
What, did you want me to burrow up from underground a post in advance or something?
>>9243576
OI
I'LL SMASH YER FUCKING HEAD INTO YER NAN'S FILTHY MINGE
>>9243572
ill fookin twist yer nips off, uppercut yer dog and shank yer nan m8
>>9243586
>tfw have considered taking a version of this pic with yellow face paint and my star mask
>Heats the thread
>This triggers the hosh
>>9243586
ME AND ME MATES HEADIN TO UR NANS TO SHANK HER RIGHT IN THE KUNT.
U FINK U FUKEN CLEVER HUH
>>9243597
>Mention your name
>Get relevance
>Oh wait, you're not me lmao
>>9243598
ILL FOOKIN NUKE YER MUMS HOUSE AND SLAM YER SISTER LIKE A FOOKIN BAG OF POTATOS YA FOOKIN CUNT WAFFLE
>>9243605
OI I CAN'T HEAR YA OVER HERE ME AND ME MATES ARE TO BUSY DICKING UR NAN
>>9243602
>heats the thread.
>You like this.
>>9243613
WELL TOO BAD SHE HAS PROPA BAD SYPHILIS MATE
YOU AND YER BUM BUDDIES JUST GOT MINGED YA CHEEKY DICKFACE
>>9243585
>>9243598
>>9243605
>>9243613
SHITPOSTIN'
>tfw you just want to rp but baron is trying to derail the thread
>>9243631
It's okay, anon. That's completely up to me and me alone. Go make that greeting post. Who knows? Maybe I'll even RP with you.
>>9243614
>I like this
>>9243614
>Touches your ass.
>>9243635
WELL ME AND ME BOOMSTICK HAVE SOMETHIN' TO SAY ABOUT THAT
YER FUCKIN DEAD KIDDO
>>9243646
>IS FUCKING SHOT DOWN
YU FUKIN WANKER
>DIES
Now, now, do calm yourselves, all.
And, if you'd please, grant me 24 of you for the 37th Gielinor Games.
>>9243655
>PICKS UP CORPSE
>THROWS IT INTO THE NEAREST PUBLIC POOL
>>9243657
Reigen Arataka
>>9243657
Cthulhu
>>9243657
a fookin' chav
>>9243657
Maria and Harusame
>>9243657
Ririchiyo
>>9243657
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9243657
Sauron
>>9243657
Leoric
>>9243657
Gascoigne
>>9243657
Ryougi Shiki
>>9243657
Osamu Dazai
>>9243657
Señor Trump
>>9243657
Baki
>>9243657
Gaolang
>>9243657
Togame
>>9243657
Sliver Queen
>>9243657
Rescue Pupper
>>9243657
Yukine
>>9243657
Subaru
>>9243657
Avenger
>>9243657
Draco
>>9243657
Merak
>>9243657
Cinnamon Roll
>>9243657
Lanky
>>9243657
Eggman-kun
>>9243657
Ronin
>>9243688
>pet
>>9243657
Popuko
>>9243657
Captain Luna
>>9243688
>tfw no rescue cat
>>9243657
Suz
>>9243657
Sharena
>>9243657
IIDA TENYA
>>9243657
Lenny
>tfw not paying attention
>>9243707
>is pet
>is happy
>tail wag
>>9243721
good work rescue pupper
>>9243657
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>9243727
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>9243657
Shidou
>>9243727
>kissu
>>9243657
Etanity larva
>>9243692
More like Sogayru
>>9243736
*laughs at*
Who do you miss HG?
Ahem, pardon the delay, I had technical difficulties.
Now, here we are. If you've any swaps or corrections to make, please do so now. You've five minutes.
>>9243747
>laughs along with you
>>9243754
>borks in approval
>>9243762
dumb fairy
>>9243657
Andrew Wiggins
>>9243706
>>9243736
>>9243754
Do it.
>>9243728
Making my presence known?
>>9243733
>A set of guards come by and take the anon away
To the cross with him!
>>9243754
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9243754
Hm,more competitors?
Well,that's fine by me.
Let us begin.
>>9243754
>Hanekawa decides to stand on her podium early, being there on time is important to her after all
>Scanning her surroundings she can tell the number of people she will be facing
>She becomes a little concerned at the size of a few of the podiums. They're too big for a normal human.
>>9243754
it seems Brantsteele's page doesn't allow ñ characters.
Should I sue for racism?
>>9243754
Trump's name is broken
>>9243773
Yes
>>9243767
Are you sure?
>>9243765
Hey I'm not dumb!
>>9243773
Fuck off special snowflake
>>9243780
oh yeah? prove it
>>9243754
Awesome, lets start the show.
>>9243780
Yeah, I am.
>>9243754
I'm ready to fight.
>>9243780
Imagine this girl but realistic
Imagine a fucking butterfly the size of a person flying up to you, think back to that Spongebob episode with the butterfly
>>9243754
The updated one.
>>9243775
I've corrected this, thank you for pointing it out.
>>9243767
As you wish, young Ronin.
>>9243799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF3vquclli0
>>9243805
That shit gave me nightmares when I was young
>>9243802
And we begin!
Ah, yes, I can certainly see that "Very High" rate lives up to it's name.
And really, the tutorial is there for a reason, you two.
>>9243812
Hmm,I prefer using my fists,but it would be unkind to refuse a gift,no?
>>9243785
Well I'm not sure how.
>>9243805
>>9243799
>butterfly fairy noises
>>9243791
Your kindness shall not be in vain!
>thanks though, really
>>9243822
That's why you're dumb
>>9243812
I'll go with range, that's my favorite combat style after all.
>>9243812
Normally I'd ask before taking things that aren't mine, but that would miss the entire point of the game, no?
>Hanekawa bends down and picks up the bronze plate
I'll make it up to you later guys later, have a fun fight, but be sure to make up with each other afterwards.
>She runs off before they can chase her
>>9243812
>When she's finally settled down, made her character (Default "Bob"), and went through the tutorial island without a hitch, she now has zero idea of what to do.
>Clicking her mouse around the screen to watch her character move around Lumbridge, she decides to explore the uppermost area of Lumbridge Castle out of curiosity.
>>9243822
>That image
>Fucker that made me laugh.
>>9243812
>Squawk!
Yes, well, thank you, Avenger, for keeping the ball rolling for us all.
An old favorite leisure activity returns as many others seem content to simply improve what they have now.
>>9243822
Be it in vain or not, just fight well.
>>9243848
>Rescue Pupper
>RP
Huh.
>>9243836
noob I'll own you
>>9243848
Darn.
I could have sworn that we were playing Skyrim!
>>9243848
You don't play fair at all! How's anyone supposed to do anything with all that ice?
>>9243848
>Hankawa receives an invitation to be part of a "clan"
A clan...? Ah, I see! This is something similar to a club? We have enough members, do we need to find more?
>She nods her head
I understand, I'll try to find people who are interested. Before that I would have preferred to have a formal celebration for newly founded club.
Well, anyways. I'll continue on as usual.
>>9243863
I saw Zezima in World 3
>>9243825
No no you're the dumb one for not having a way for me to prove how smart I am.
>>9243836
>It was the only thing that came to mind
>>9243848
I'll just sit right over here and supervise. Best idea I've had all day.
>>9243849
Well it would be pointless I lost immediately.
I want to fuck the big fat cat tats
>>9243848
You were destined to die the moment you accepted the duel. Reap the consequences of your own foolishness, weakling!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>9243631
(No I was just bored and honestly surprised hoshi could be perplexed by the concept of a reocurring meme as a greetings post)
>>9243878
I want to huy zezima as a gf
>>9243881
>claws
>>9243848
Whatever works best I guess.
>>9243862
Note how it's single-player.
>>9243848
Yes, well, if skeletons are vulnerable to crushing damage, that only makes sense! As a previous winner is keen to demonstrate.
And with a man and a mace as large as him, it's a wonder why you tried, Subaru.
>>9243889
Merak?
>>9243881
>mistakes this for tum rubs
>>9243874
>>9243888
What kind of meanie would do something like that to a little girl like me, huh? Cheater cheater! Big old cheater!
>>9243900
Not an activity I particularly take part in often...well,there's a first time for everything I guess?
>>9243900
>Hanekawa finally manages to remove the hand from her face.
>She wipes her face off with a handkerchief
My, my. What a nasty shock. I certainly didn't enjoy that little surprise.
>She stares at the hand on the ground, still twitching, trying to grab something
I'll have to take better care of my face. Next time it might not be just hand, but something worse...
>>9243900
I'd rather let the big guy do the work this time.
>>9243901
>?
>>9243900
Now to make sure those won't go to waste...
>>9243910
By the way, your loot was too cheap. How did you expect to survive longer than that with all this trash?
>miss Runescape Games
>but close to getting 90 Slayer and 96 Ranged
Is it a sign?
>>9243900
Why is this not working? Is this thing broken?
>>9243922
I may be inclined to go again afterwards.
>>9243900
Eternity, take the statement that you are not dragon-slaying material to heart.
Speaking of dragons, could our current one kindly not terrorize civilization?
Ah! This certainly strikes in contrast to the first day.
>>9243879
Actually, you would be wrong. Since, defeat leads to new knowledge. As my grandfather would say...
"Never scoff defeat, but embrace it. Only then, new knowledge shall be given to you."
>>9243922
>the pic
>>9243925
>have to go out in 10 minutes
>>9243928
>slaps ass
>>9243920
Well, what'd you expect tiny little me to have, huh? Bully! Big fat bully!
>>9243848
test
>>9243931
>>9243925
Long range always was my weakne-
>engulfed by flame
>>9243925
You're wishing for an alliance with me? Fine, then, my skills are at your service! Let's make this world a living Hell together, shall we?
>>9243933
F-Fat? Where did you get that from?!
>>9243928
Yes I have pictures
test2
>>9243925
>Hanekawa's hair turns silver
>Black Hanekawa takes over for the battle
What a surprise~nya. That my myaster would call upon me during this battle~nya. If that's what she wants, I'll send all three of you a some fire to alleviate my myaster's stress a little~nya.
>>9243925
>riri steps onto the high level boat and immediately receives the message "You have been given priority level 1 over other players in joining the next game."
Just my luck. And there's nothing to do here as well, besides alching.
>>9243936
>strokes cock
>>9243926
>the little butterfly girl just stares ahead with a blank expression until it looks as if the light has finally turned on inside.
Is that from a book or something?
>>9243925
>well that's just unfortunate.
>>9243954
... would die to fuck
>>9243962
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>kills
>>9243929
For how long?
>>9243925
People grow aggressive! Not many of them successfully, however.
Do the elves not make such beautiful songs?
I'll never understand that hobby...
>>9243863
>"How do i own"
>"Is it a skill"
>[spoiler]tfw 4chanx fucking died for a bit[/spoiler]
>>9243972
For about 2 hours
My cat is at the vet and the vet is pretty far away
>>9243972
Next time you don't shush, I'll add you to my ignore list, got it?
>>9243972
Good boy.
>>9243972
>Hanekawa looks up at the large building she is about to break into
I didn't think theft would be something I would be made to do in this fight... I'll tell you all I can learn about this place, but I certainly don't agree with outright stealing. You should tell when why you need such an item and ask for it instead.
>>9243944
Yeah! Fat! F-A-T fat! Not even with a P-H! Fat as your mean streak and how much of a cheater you are! Mmnneeh!
>She angrily sticks her tongue out at the man.
>>9243972
Are you guys supposed to be a challenge? Or are you just not trying?
>>9243992
That's quite a long tongue, I must say.
>>9243963
...My grandfather said that.
>The Ronin stretches out her back, starting to crack her own hands.
Since you've been defeated, what did you learn from that?
>>9243981
You had to actually leave your cat at the vet? What's wrong with your cat?
>>9243969
>Fucking dies
>Gives ghost blowjob.
>>9243981
...I see. It may not be immediately, at least. We can only see what happens.
>>9243972
Smithing and Cooking are popular today! Well, attempted cooking, at least.
Subaru, you have precious little room to mock.
>>9244001
Not as bad as yours'!
>She pouts childishly, folding her arms with a petty, girly harrumph
You better apologize!
>>9244003
She isn't eating, she looks like a fucking skeleton at this point.
I'm rarely at my own home but I love my cats
>>9244010
Thanks mate, dont worry about me, there is always next time
>>9243925
Huh. Looks like these kinds of weapons actually work for me.
>>9244010
I'm more concerned about the fact that you managed to forget where your tower is.
>>9244010
...I didn't want to eat anyway.
>>9244019
On your behalf I apologize for being too weak.
>>9244002
I learned absolutely nothing. No, wait, I learned that monsters are overpowered and need to be nerfed.
>>9244010
>Hanekawa continues to rub the fish on the tree, hoping that it would fall, even though she knew that it never would
This is just a waste of time, isn't it? I've been grinding this herring on this tree all way. But there's no helping it, it's what I'm supposed to do this entire day. I should find some better tools to do this job. I wish I had eaten the herring instead...
>>9244010
"And even if you were to be bothered to get the requirements, there wouldn't be anybody to team up with. All this hype for a total let down that would be used by less than 0.1% of the players, how did it even get past QA? Thanks Jagex."
>>9244010
>She wanders through the world of "RuneScape" and heads up north as far as possible, eventually meeting a ditch.
>She soon crosses the ditch unaware of what it really is as she's hasty for exploring.
>Once deep in the wilderness she soon gets slaughtered by the other player and is forced back to Lumbridge with very little of her things.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AN_HWpjzmE
... Well. That's enough of that game for today. I think I'm just gonna...
>Exits out of the window.
>>9244028
>Meanwhile in the chat:
>"This is not the mightiest tree in the forest."
>"This is not the mightiest tree in the forest."
>"This is not the mightiest tree in the forest."
>"This is not the mightiest tree in the forest."
>>9244010
Commentary temporarily halted due to IRL issues
>>9244021
Oh fuck. Hopefully it's just some mild infection or something. I had to leave my cat at the vet for some monitoring last year, he was pissed but it turned out okay. Good luck, man.
>>9244033
You should go to bed
>>9244010
>borks as the doggo cleaves the girl into several pieces
>>9244039
>Hanekawa walks back home with a bag full of ores
My back aches after all that gathering. If only I'd knew I'd be doing this much physical labor, I would've packed a heartier dinner. I wonder what to do with these ores. Maybe I'll make some useful things... maybe I'll make some weapons. Maybe a little bit of both.
>She smiles at the possibilities and continues walking
>>9244027
...You learned something at least.
>>9244036
post armpits
>>9244039
I have a lot of sacrifices to make for my Lord...
>>9244025
That doesn't have anything to do with anything when you cheat like a big bully! I bet you like seeing little girls like me all vulnerable and helpless in front of you, huh!
>>9244058
>No way fag
>Besides I don't have many images that actually depict that region.
>>9244052
Not yet, I'm still scaping.
>>9244021
In all seriousness, good luck man.
>>9244039
Commentary resumes next slide
>>9244082
Got time to talk?
>>9244072
You just want me to like seeing helpless little girls like you, don't you?
>>9244083
This is it! I'm crashing this world with no survivors!
>>9244083
Seems like overkill to me, but if that's how you do things...
DAT BOI
>>9244083
How can I put this. I enjoy this place. It's so lively with many kind people. What's wrong with going for a walk around a place I enjoy being in?
>>9244085
A little.
>>9244057
I wouldn't exactly call it something it's just common sense. What is your name?
>>9244098
OH SHIT
WADDUP :b:eter
>>9244098
Oh fecal matter
What is up
>>9244083
An incomprehensible, definition-defying...thing is quite handy at summoning others of his like!
We're down to our final five.
>>9244055
It's been too long, I don't even know what they are, besides vecna skull which was obtainable via row.
>>9244093
And now you're denying it too! Callled it! Caaaaalled it!
>A tiny, subtle smirk curls up on to her lips, as a not-so-childish gleam comes to the girl's eyes.
>>9244120
>Hanekawa's glasses crack
>She falls lifeless to the ground and does not get back up again
>>9244120
Why do I have a sudden urge to gouge my own eyes just by staring at this unbelievably disgusting abomi-
>dies
>>9244120
Wait,what happened to Subaru?
>>9244128
How about you call your mother instead? That would be nice.
>>9244133
...I seem to have forgotten to post the slide before it.
>>9244129
Better luck next time, my child.
>>9244106
My name? Well, call me... call me...
>She puts a finger on her chin, lightly tapping it.
Hotaka. Hotaka Len.
>>9244144
Ara...?
>>9244144
>>9244120
Now, back on schedule...ahaha...
>Squawk! Squawk! Squawk! Sq-
They get the picture.
Hopefully this shall be wrapped up swiftly.
>>9244158
FUCK
>>9244083
The only thing you have to wish me luck for is for leaving the place with the minimum amount of scratches
>>9244121
Hazelmere's Signet Ring is on the Rare Drop Table
But they reworked the luck mechanic
You need the T4 luck ring , which is about 40m to even have a chance of getting it, if the game rolls the Hazelmere's when you get a rare drop table drop, but you aren't wearing the T4 luck ring, it will just skip over it
>>9244165
>Yukine killed by cocks
Pottery
>>9244155
>flutters away due to lack of images
I'll see you around then!
>>9244141
>That smirk grows broader as she tugs at the sides of her dress. Not only are there no pockets, there's clearly nowhere that pockets could possibly fit on her.
With what phone, hmmm~
>>9244177
I'm surprised you didn't make any jokes about beating.
>>9244165
Ah. Peace. Lovely. Precisely what I desired.
I suppose it isn't unreasonable that a being that large would have such endurance.
>>9244177
kek
>>9244177
>>9244158
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9070299/#9070315
This is quite remarkable.
>>9244178
>The young Ronin slowly waves their hand at the weird, albeit friendly creature.
>>9244183
Walking around without a phone? What a brave little brat you are. No wonder you got killed in some unknown wilderness without a chance of getting found.
>>9244165
The rubber chickeb crap again!?
Can you stop it with these, I don't like riddles!
>>9244178
>Eight pages on Pixiv already.
>>9244202
There's no riddles at all. You're quite literally being pummeled to oblivion by a woman wielding rubber chickens.
>>9244191
Hm. I suppose twice is a bit more difficult to do.
>>9244200
Oh, but where is a girl safer than in her dreams, mister meanie~
>>9244208
I shall refrain from making any sort of joke about any of the context.
Yuno
>>9244208
Mind linking me to those pages?
>>9244169
I remember the row update a few years ago where the chance or rare drops accumulated exponentially by the amount of people in the clan with row. People had an SS/elixer nearly every corp kill. I quit a few years ago so I hardly know any of the new updates.
40m should be spare change by now from inflation.
>>9244213
And now your dream will last forever. Thank me.
>>9244221
40m is still pretty much for me
>>9244220
https://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=エタニティラルバ
>>9244218
Congratulations, however!
>>9244196
Was this all just some kind of settup you sicko!?
Was it just to be able to say I'm beating myself up!?
This is terrible!
I hope you feel good about your stupid funny jokes
>>9244233
And your placements!
>>9244233
>>9244241
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>9244241
And lastly, the summary. Thank you for having me.
>>9244241
Thanks for the chance.
>>9244233
Uh, congratulations.
>>9244241
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9244241
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9244241
Thanks for having us now.
>Host RuneScape games more often pls
>>9244232
What are your levels and main way of money making? I did hundreds of hours at frosts/kiln and made a killing. I know they're terrible for money now though.
>>9244222
Oooh, you're a sassy one~ It's been lasting long before you came around, heehee! Maybe I'll keep you around for a little while after all.
>She giggles in a very...sinister manner, that grin turning almost unsettlingly wide.
You better keep entertaining me!
>>9244243
>>9244248
>>9244249
>>9244252
>>9244254
It was my pleasure.
If my own self-confidence permits, I shall hopefully begin to do so much more frequently.
How to play a mute ava?
>>9244233
Congratulations, CC
>>9244241
Thanks for hosting
>>9244272
You don't
>>9244272
Greentext actions. Whiteboard replies. Telepathic responses. Smoke signals
>>9244272
reaction faces
>>9244241
Thank you, host. This has been a wonderful victory.
>>9244272
>Make up for not being able to talk by signifying lots of actions via greentext.
>>9244264
I'm flattered. Also, same goes for you... kid.
>>9244240
You finally made me laugh, congratulations. You may pay me for the therapy later.
>>9244289
"Yukine's dick is this big"
>>9244272
>>9244300
Her fingers would need to be closed.
>>9244293
Watch who you're calling "kid", mister~ It may come back to bite you. Heeheehee...
Ooh, what to do first.
>>9244300
Bottoms don't need big dicks anyway.
>>9244300
lol
>>9244308
Biting a tiger is a pretty bad idea. You should think twice before doing that, you brave one.
>>9244296
Why am I paying for your therapy!? This really is some kind of sick joke!
You know what? Just go away!
Just stay away!
>>9244300
>fucking dies
This is just wonderful.
>>9244321
What's a tiger to a demon, big boy?
>>9244256
I'm already outside so I can't really post my stats, but melee stats are 85 Attack/Strength/Defence, 88 Magic, 95 Ranged, 92 Prayer, 95 HP
Frost dragons are still good money, trust me. 12k per bone and they're easy to kill, so the gp/h depends on how fast you can kill and bank the bones
The price of Onyx dropped a slight bit because of the new luck rings, since they require onyx, but not too much
Kiln is also good xp either way.
What I do for money is Celestial Dragons, they are really AFK since they only attack with dragonfire, and their average drop is around the 10k, with a visage drop on average every 550 kills
They're damage sponges so it takes a while to kill them so they're slow, but comfy money.
best way of money is still bossing, with the most popular bosses being God Wars Dungeon, Nex, Queen Black Dragon, God Wars Dungeon 2, Telos, Araxxi/Araxxor
>>9244325
>kissu
>>9244334
>nice
>>9244348
Enjoy your vacation
>>9244348
>Can you fucking not?
>>9244336
So you consider yourself a demon? What big imagination you have, girl. Dreaming everyday really paid off here, huh?
>>9244355
You underestimate me,anon.
>>9244363
Translation: You underestimate my parents' dynamic ISP.
First 24
Odds only
>>9244361
Awwww, you don't believe me, huh? What a bold little dream~ I wonder if I should show off why...
>>9244370
Reigen Arataka
>>9244355
technically it doesn't break the rules
>>9244370
Draco
>Check this 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9.
>>9244369
Niceu comeback anon.My jimmies have truly been rustled.
>>9244374
>Murders you.
>>9244370
Avenger
>>9244374
You know, some part of me actually believes you. After all, dreams have a tendency to come true.
>>9244345
I can't really comment on bossing because the price of drops must be significantly different from when I was still playing, but have you thought of merching? May-July is usually the best time to buy bonds to sell during December when the yearly package is announced. The price rise should be more than enough to cover the 10% tax. If you want some faster cash for a higher risk you can try flipping some rarer items. I used to go to nex n ss / r quark cc to flip 1 - 10m and could get 20m+ a day from not doing much at all. Ofcourse it requires a bit of starting cash and a level head so you don't panic with every single price fall. I'm not sure if either cc is still open though.
>>9244369
>I'M A BIG BOY HURR DURR,I DON'T STAY IN MY HOUSE AND LURK IN /trash/ ALL DAY,HAHA FUCKING UNDERAGE
Very impressive,anon.
>>9244401
How long ago did you play?
I don't think boss drops crash hard anymore because of Invention giving them purpose for high level players
>>9244414
I quit before elf city came out, so only a short time ago.
>>9244426
Oh Priffdinas is not that long out, maybe a year and a bit more by now
I'm almost back home so I can post my stats if you want then
>>9244435
That's not necessary, I just wanted a brief overview of where you're at. RS is a grind heavy game where most players that have remained spend hours every day playing. If you want to make money you need to grind as well, or merch. I find merching the easiest, but it must be self taught.
I'm sure elf city came out nearly 3 years ago now.
>>9244471
Well, I only started playing 5 months ago, didn't know Priff is that old
New account, Still have access to my account which I stopped using after The World Wakes
I recently got my quest cape, so my current goal is leveling skills basically
>>9244488
Wow, a new player? I thought jagex scared them all away. Getting a quest cape that early is very impressive. The thing is RS players are hardcore, rivaling WOW in dedication. Most people that still play have already spent thousands/ tens of thousands of hours which is why it's so difficult for a new player to get access to high level stuff. The only advice I could give you is to grind, grind and grind. Watch yt while doing so helps ease the pain.
>>9244537
Well, new account, I have played this game a lot over the years, especially back when i was 8
I know my way around, and I enjoy it.
And yeah, I just HG/Youtube/whatever while doing AFK stuff
>>9244547
>I have played this game a lot over the years
I knew jagex wouldn't be this lucky to have new players. I hope you have fun playing the game.
>>9244580
I do