RWBY/RT Trash General #415 Crime Family Edition
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How in denial would Nora be if Jaune and Ren started fucking?
>>9230493
Yes. Yes they did. It apparently cost hundreds of dollars.
>>9230477
Nora, Jaune's dick is out.
>>9230505
She'd say it's all fine but inside she's dying
I just want to post some Neon before I start the day so I'll do just that.
>>9230319
Thanks for your efforts anon.
>>9230512
I-it's fine, Ren still loves me deep down inside.
>>9230572
As a friend.
>>9229760
It's like how there are guys who are cool with girlfriends getting it on with another girl. They think it's hot and they don't see it as a threat.
Would Jaune turning out to be gay piss off anyone in the fandom?
>>9231046
That would be retarded with how he went after Weiss.
>>9231046
What kind of response do you want that you needed to ask this question again?
>>9231046
Probably anyone who was hoping for endgame with Jaune to be straight
ultimately though he'd be bi
>>9231071
Miss flatchest no ass?
>>9231123
Yes, Jaune was genuinely head-over-heels in love with her.
>>9231123
Maybe he's a leg man
>>9231046
Lancasterfags and White Knight fags.
Aside from that the only other possible causality is if its martial arc.
>>9231123
>>9231046
Probably the Arkosfags in terms of most salt because of how much of that ship consists of wish fulfillment from both the female and male portions.
Honestly Jaune would probably get more love if he suddenly started porking a guy.
We're talking suddenly art of him is actually accurate love.
>>9231168
And anyone left over who thinks Arkos still has a chance
>>9231273
Those people are in perpetual salt.
>>9231273
>The arkos salt at him going homo
>The more salt when the homo he homos with is a shorter twink
>>9231273
She's fucking dead.
An anon wanted angst from previous thread and it might get archived so here it is again
http://imgur.com/a/Fv5OY
>>9231305
Wait are people still in denial about Jaune's type?
>>9231329
Yeah, you'd think they'd accept that by now
>The one year anniversary of this was last week
Where does the time go?
>>9231347
What a shame.
>>9231412
>sex fluids
The shit I and some people wrote, hot damn
>>9231565
This is what happens when virgins try to write something intimate
>>9231577
Yeah, sums up most fetish greentexts
I can't believe I wrote a few of those and thought to myself "Yeah, this is hot."
>>9231565
>>9231592
Arousal does that to people.
It's been scientifically proven. Men who were masturbating answered wildly differently to questions like "would you have sex with someone you hate" than the control group did.
>>9231607
Intimate means being withing 10 feet of someone of the opposite sex
Welcome to 4chan
More cute or lewd ice cream
I feel I'm starting to lose interest in RWBY. Is it the story? The characters? No, it's the pacing.
The episodes are too short and too few. Each episode is usually about 12-15 minutes, not including the intro and outro. That's not much to tell the story of Remnant and its characters. It took 3 volumes for the story to start. Volume 4 was just a filler volume to set things up for future ones. It takes RT almost 20 weeks to air 12 episodes due to breaks and WoR. We only get 12 episodes per year, and the wait between the volumes is way too long. After volume 4 ended I was like "Welp, time to wait for the end of October again..." RWBY is fun but only for a brief time every year. In-between the volumes is a dead, boring zone of waiting. Are you hyped for volume 7? That's 3 years away from now! What will you be doing in 3 years?
How to fix this? There are ways. Not all of the following need to happen, but some would help.
Make longer or more episodes.
Don't have too many breaks.
Don't let WoR take up a episode air date
Begin production of a new volume and finish it earlier instead of starting every October.
>>9231597
>>9231637
Boi just drop the show then
>>9231412
Has it really been a year since I wrote that?
>>9231645
Who has that RWBY doujin dialogue that talks about Ruby's elite pussy?
>>9231645
>>9231612
>>9231622
>>9231666
I love that series
>>9231664
... Got any more?
>>9231622
Was the rest ever capped?
>>9231637
The long and expensive production time to release 12 episodes per year makes me think RWBY will not make it past volume 10.
>>9231706
Stop, my sides are literally hurting right now
Like, my left side, under the ribcage, holy shit
>>9231637
That's a good thing, you can finally be free from this shithole and be productive
>>9231716
Oh I forgot, I added the additional bit of greentext one anon did, if that's what you're talking about
>>9231637
>What will you be doing in three years.
Absolutely nothing different beyond maybe training more often.
I can wait.
>>9231753
Otome no Teikoku
I want to think I gave a hoot about the background/mystique of the story
And I also want to think that when Miles announced that the story of RWBY and it's fairytales are based around the Brother's Grimm fairytales is what caused me to lose interest
But in reality, I think I never had interest in the story at all
>>9231695
Sadly no, I couldnt come up with anything I liked
>>9231412
>tmw a generous drawfriend took the time out of his day to draw something I threw together because I got horny
Where is Canvas now? I want to thank him for drawing this still
What, no whining about the soundtrack?
>>9231879
Nah
>>9231791
Oh? Thanks.
>>9231879
I can't remember any good songs from whatever volume we're on
>>9231879
It sucks compared to this anyway
https://youtu.be/VJ_aT4T89aU
>>9231928
>>9231935
>>9231984
Now that I look at this again, there could be a hidden Weiss in that
>>9232019
But where's the gun part of CR?
>>9232067
Yeah
>>9232048
Guns in Automata are cute little robots that follow you around
>>9231808
Ah. Darn. Sorry to hear that.
>>9232102
Got it. Appreciate the help.
>>9232117
Its ok man, I might think of something some time
>>9231928
>No Mourning
>No Crumbling Lies
>No Blissful Death
>No Dependent Weakling
>No Sound of the End
>War to War
>End of the Unknown
>Pascal
>City Ruins (shade)
>This cannot continue IS birth of a wish
What a shit fucking list.
>>9232194
Wow, it's almost as if music is subjective or something
>>9232147
Don't feel the need to rush on my account, Anon. I just know writer's block is a pain.
>>9232194
Forgotten Cinders
>>9232210
>It sucks compared to this
>What a shit fucking list
>Music is subjective
What a wild ride
>>9232243
Dryden could've done better on the face with this one, looks like Ashi
what if yang went up to blake and screamed in two of her ears as a laugh but blake started to cry and she scurried away
>>9232210
Wow it's almost like that's why I used a word indicating subjective judgement (shit) rather than something like "This list is factually incorrect as a best of list."
>>9232257
RWBY's sound track is just teenage buttrock, it's objectively bad. Automata's OST as a whole is well above RWBY's OST
>>9232265
>>9231935
Can't blame the poor guy for trying
>>9232276
>if it isn't perfect according to my standards it's shit
>>9232266
What if you stopped posting?
>>9232339
what if you were taiyang and your daughters' friends wanted you to destroy them
>>9232287
>>9232367
I want Taiyang to destroy me
>>9232384
>>9232416
>>9232475
>>9232491
>>9232475
What's amusing to me is that Misa based this on a picture that Cinder's VA did.
>>9232570
I don't really like her but every time I see an image like by god do I want to give her an unwanted pregnancy.
>>9232620
I want to do the same, but to Misa's daki
>>9230475
I knew I've seen this picture somewhere
>>9232678
Dang
>>9232315
I wouldn't mind 2B sitting on my face if she didn't weigh like 300lbs
>>9232743
>>9232799
>>9233029
Oh god. Cute, yet terrifying.
What if Ruby was in a real claustrophobic cave with Jaune and she said "I feel something pointing me" and then they held hands but apologized?
>>9233093
>>9233093
wot
> Michael and Gavin are doing an LP of Outlast 2
Well, that's my night-time entertainment sorted.
>>9233157
Ha! Oh, that made me giggle. That is classic Pyrrha.
>>9233175
Michael is gonna go into his rage quit mode, because the game can be really frustrating and unforgiving at times, especially during the chase scenes.
>>9233093
Nice reference
>>9233093
hope you're not salty about that and them being in a literal ship
>>9233251
>He hasn't realized Oscar is Jaune's replacement.
>>9233276
>two innocent souls
that what you're implying?
>>9233093
I dont get it
>>9233228
I like where this is going
Any musclegirl/girl abs fans in tonight? I'm hoping to commission something RWBY related from this guy soon:
http://shamserg.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&edit=0&q=muscle
As an aside, my god, one has to sift through a lot of crap to find a good musclegirl artist. And even then, some of the good ones don't colour, or charge more than I'm comfortable with.
>>9233628
>Wearing pants like that
Those look like the pants clowns or jesters wear, just given a generic military woodland camo
>>9233628
It amuses me profoundly that this was made unironically. It's like with that guy who got really butthurt when Yang beat Tifa in Death Battle, and commissioned multiple pictures of Tifa killing Yang.
>>9233670
Does this have to do with the strawpoll thing that happened a few threads ago?
I think it was between an OC furry and Yang
>>9233699
>>9233699
That shit was hilarious
>>9233702
Nah, that was some artist running a poll on what character to draw next. Some anon linked it here so we could boost Yang and stop the furry winning.
>>9233093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEzuBgeiSnk
>>9233810
gimp users help
>>9233835
what?
>>9233810
OTP
>>9233957
She didn't die She was kidnapped by Raven to become her sex slave
>>9233835
Done.
>>9234027
Nice
>>9233994
I've read that fanfic
>>9232147
Would the pairing be more liked if Jaune was a woman?
>>9234127
Does Pyrrha become a guy or remain a girl?
>>9234127
seeing as the top two most popular pairings are lesbian ships and Arkos is #3, maybe
Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdDJeQYVwaI
>>9234383
You live?
>>9234383
Oh boy.
>>9234383
VULK-
BEAR LIVES
>>9234404
Ruby truing to be a sex dominatrix just comes off as cute
>>9230509
Remember everyone, you will not be the same person you are today in ten years, but that tattoo will always stay the same.
>>9234849
I mean, I'll probably be an extremely similar person.
>>9234849
always gotta make extra certain you reeeeally want that tattoo if it's fandom related
>>9231723
It won't. RWBY has lots of problems, but I firmly believe that if it sticks to 12, fifteen minute episodes a year it can only suffer for it. They're trying to do too much with having so many characters spread apart, and if V4 did anything, it was prove that they need more time. There was so much in that volume, but because it needed to end with everyone getting to Haven one way or another we had to rush through every storyline, and some really suffered for it, so it ended up looking like nothing really happened to begin with.
>>9234938
I think he means mentally
>>9234999
So did I.
>>9235012
You say that know but 10 years is a long time
>>9235108
the vacuo molester strikes again...
>>9235256
She's just wrestling. In days gone by athletes would grapple each other naked like the gods made them. May is merely a traditionalist.
>>9235256
That linear looks really weird.
>>9235108
Qrow and Raven in their young days
>>9233931
I don't know what it says about me, but I love watching people go crazy when it comes to shipping. Jack and Ashi kissing was almost as enjoyable as Overwatch's Valentine Days lines regarding Genji and Mecry.
Blake and Sun kissing would fill so many people up with so much salt, I can't wait.
>>9235531
at least when Sun and Blake inevitably kiss the autism wont be so wide spread
salt will still be good though
Hey, this is an RT thread
And there's a Camp Camp thread'ish thread on /co/ right now
>>>/co/92205050
>>9231677
i wanted this image for a long time but with yang crawling on all 3 of her legs and a longer leash
close enough
What if the Rube told you that if you weren't a feminist then you were a sexist?
>>9236892
what if rube wanted to see you wearing pretty lace lingerie
>>9236892
I'd tell her she's wrong
>>9236892
Then Jaune would go fuck someone who would put out
>>9236964
that looks bad
>>9236892
What if Vacuo was never relevant and just added to fill out the world
>>9237011
my guess is whatever final battle takes place, it'll happen in Vacuo
>>9236964
Why do Faunus girls and Human Men like each other so much?
>>9236964
>Blake
>Putting out
She's even more frigid than Weiss "Ice Queen" Schnee
>>9236929
What if the Rube told you that if you are against feminism then you are for the oppression of woman by the patriarchy?
>>9237089
What if you stopped posting?
>>9237089
stop
>>9237073
We've only ever seen faunus attracted to other faunus
>>9237073
HUMANED
>>9237073
TAME'D
>>9237109
90% of crime is faunus on faunus
>>9237173
Damn straight.
>>9237073
They don't
>>9237073
Human men can't resist Faunus girls exotic charms. Human Men should take Faunus wives.
>>9237355
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...
what if ruby told you that it would be really easy for her to kill very many people
>>9237407
Really should rename this "Improving Race Relations".
>>9237478
lick her feet
Every Human man should take two Faunus wives. One for each side when sleeping.
>>9237493
what if she shrieked in disgust and called you a faggot and flew away
>>9237538
whatever i still did it
>>9237573
Cute art
>"Sup Anon, why don't you buy a girl a drink?"
>>9237573
>>9237671
made me chuckle
>>9237659
I don't want to go to jail
>>9237523
Ren and Jaune need to disregard human bitches and find Faunus waifus!
>>9237659
Because you canonically don't drink alcohol. Read your own manga.
>>9237706
ren and jaune need to fuck
>>9237690
You wouldn't spend 10+ years in jail for a night with Yang?
I honestly doubted your self-control til now Anon.
>>9237716
Ren and Jaune need to dp Nora.
>>9237770
Nora needs to fuck Ruby.
>>9237659
>How about you stop being a weakling and start understanding that the weak should fear the strong?
>>9237803
You're just saying that because the bartender didnt give you free drinks
Friendly reminder that salvation can only be achieved through the Rube.
>>9237803
pOST THE PICK
What is the worst RWBY fanfic out there?
>>9237803
>Be stranded in Remnant.
>Train like hell to get STRONG as fuck.
>Challenge Raven hoping to tap dat ass after defeating her.
>Get shit kicked in and Raped instead.
>Win?
>>9237803
Coming from the one picking on helpless villagers and running off before the Grimm show up. Hell, her semblance is literally the power to run away.
>>9237944
There's no indication that portals are her semblance, since Cinder can do them to.
>>9237803
Hey, remember that fight Raven won?
Me neither
>>9237659
>"Sure, do you know any, cripple?"
>>9237972
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/108326-ultimate-excellence-lies-not-in-winning-every-battle-but-in
>>9237803
Meh, Yang's gonna be stronger than Raven. Protagonist shit and all that jazz.
Betting on Raven is like betting on Cinder or Adam. No amount of power, preparation or resolve beats plot armour
>>9238050
>betting on Cinder
Pretty safe bet since she'll end up redeemed.
>>9237900
That's how Yang was born.
>>9238085
And in Jaune's bed when he goes anti-hero.
>>9238085
>since she'll end up redeemed.
>>9237803
What does this rag smells like?
>>9238085
>since she'll end up redeemed.
>>9238134
Blood, Ash, and...Cinnamon?
>>9238134
Cum
>>9238103
Jaune is going to die exactly how he lived. Being a mopey little bitch.
>Wake up and find out you married these two qts when black out drunk last night, wat do?
>>9238245
Divorce.
>>9238256
You ready to pay them Both alimony?
>>9238274
sure, this is fantasy land and I have tons of money
>>9237972
She did scare off Neo, but that's the only "fighting" we saw her do.
>>9238312
so why was Neo so scared of Raven?
>>9238245
> find out you married these two qts when black out drunk last night, wat do?
Try to remember what circumstances last night led to me being licensed to wed.
>>9238386
must know her obviously that or yang was so fucking garbage that neo can actually sense someone who can actually fight her and give her trouble
Why can't M&K make Roman have a female twin sister?
>>9239289
because she'd be better than cinder
>>9239394
Like that's a high standard
>>9239410
that is why they got rid of Roman in the first place
>>9237407
It sucks how Alexxx keeps deleting his tumblr/twitter/entire social media presence every couple of weeks. I'd love to commission/patreon something from him but he keeps fucking disappearing before I can even see him post something and it's infuriating.
>>9238245
>machine and a rabbit.
I would do the only thing I could do. Die trying to satisfy their endless sexual appetite.
>>9239759
Yeah, he's definitely one of my favorites, shame he has such shit self esteem with his art
>>9240960
>>9240274
Whore
>>9237794
>Fuck
>Not rape
>>9241351
Yes.
Good hard consensual fucking.
>>9238103
>Jaune
>Anti hero.
Ruby has more chance of it.
>>9238103
God the fucking salt that would ensue from Jaune ending up with Cinder.
>>9241477
it's incredibly unlikely, and bullshit in canon, but the salt would be absolutely glorious
Reese is utterly gormless!
>>9241668
You take that back! She has tons of gorms
>>9241477
>Jaune redeems Cinder with his dick.
>Arkosfags lose their shit.
>Cinderfags lose their shit.
>Emeraldfags lose their shit.
>Lancasterfags autistically write stories where Cinder gets cucked.
>>9241782
>Not writing stories where Ruby gets cucked
>>9241811
did you miss the whole point of 'lancasterfags' there?
What if the Cinderfags is just one person and that person is Misa?
>>9241811
Ruby is uncuckable.
>>9241820
>Implying lancasterfags aren't cucks
>>9241880
Nah that's Arkosfags
>>9241880
>Pyrrha died
>Not only did she die she actively tried to get Jaune to fuck Weiss.
>Ruby is alive.
>Not even interested in Jaune but already marked her territory more than Pyrrha did.
>>9241811
Ruby does the cucking.
Was that greentext ever capped where Ruby cucks the shit out of Pyrrha every couple of months?
>>9242147
>She cucks Jaune
>Twice
>>9242446
Hot
>>9241826
Then she must have hired a translator to spread her Cinderposting.
Ruby harem when?
>>9242446
Awoo~
>>9243210
Awoo indeed
Fuck the Nuck!
>>9243221
>Try to kiss her
>get impaled on her tusk
>>9243310
>Get a blowjob from her
>Dangerously close to getting your scrotum ripped
>>9232515
>implying it isn't teenage butt rock
>>9232620
Unwanted pregnancy you say?
>>9243810
>>9243852
>>9243810
>>9243852
>>9243956
>>9244016
The blatant fucking degeneracy, but worst of all the Cinder-fanboyism
>>9244026
The first image you quoted isn't even degenerate though.
>>9244038
Yeah but it's Cinder
>>9244044
Who is voiced by Jessica Nigri. Who Anon wanted to get pregnant when it would be inconvenient for her. Thus making it relevant as a response.
>>9244073
Jessica Nigri is degenerate, almost as degenerate as unwanted pregnancies
>>9244108
More like regenerate! My boner, that is!
What if Ruby told you that internet neo-nazis kept possessing her and making her say stupid things and oh god it's happening again blggekhf
What if Ruby said that deporting minorities would fix most problems?
>>9243956
>>9243956
>>9244253
Just post the whole thing
What if the Cat stopped you in the street and asked if you wanted to donate to a charity that helps faunus children in Menagerie?
New Million Dollars but...
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/cbfd4974-f58a-4b85-a7dd-05eac8c3833e/index.m3u8
>>9244717
Hey, it's Jessica Nigri! I love her!
>>9244495
>Your fingers taste like me
Every fucking time
Anyone have sunday's rvb m3u8?
>>9244701
I would tell her to collect money for the White Fag somewhere else
>>9245300
>>9245311
>>9245118
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/9d545432-3905-447e-8180-c4fcaa3f1450/index.m3u8
>>9245459
I wanna squeeze her tail!
>>9245337
thank you, Anon!
How would she fare in Remnant?
>>9245685
She'll have a hard time with that blindfold on
How would she fare in Remnant?
>>9245769
Dead
>>9245685
>Strong female with sex appeal
>Maybe a little too much sex appeal
She's perfect for RWBY
>>9245769
She could make it in the Atlesian military.
>>9245872
She could temporarily replace Ruby and form Team 2WBY!
>>9245872
just give her some anti-pantyshot tech and she's good to go
>>9245976
>2WBY
>>9245998
How the fuck would that work? She's got a slit in her skirt that goes all the way up.
>>9245872
>Strong female.
She's a fucking wreck.
>>9246010
maybe give her some spats like Cinder has, or make the dress longer/get rid of the slit
>>9245998
>anti-pantyshot tech
>against a leotard
Ain't gonna do shit cap'n.
>>9246036
gonna make it work
whose got next thread
>>9246026
>Ozpin trying to tell 2B that she has to change her dress because it's too lewd for school grounds
>>9246080
It's not ozpin, it's the gods who rule remnant
>>9246023
She's strong in the same way Pyrrha is strong.
I.e physical and not emotional.
>>9246088
So Ozpin and Salem?
>>9246170
Miles and Kerry
I got next thread
>>9245976
>2WBY
ebin
>>9246409
it's moving slow but we're like 3 threads away from hitting page 10
>>9246409
This is /trash/, nobody gives a shit.
>>9246420
never forget the 14 who gives a shit rwby threads
>>9246178
So which one of them is the god of light and darkness ?