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>>9221941
Lucy

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>>9221839
Heh, these Almians buy anything.
And then we can kill them and get the things back
>Roll to not inadvertently do something stupid

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>>9221941
They're a powerful organization and a force to be reckoned with, though one that my employers believe could benefit from some reforms.

>>9221944
Thanks. Just a note, Pokemon are generally always welcome outside their balls on Catalyst property.

>Vapey: bork happily at the Klinklang
"Hiya!"

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>>9221990
...You're quickly becoming the most agreeable member of the team.

>move on
>hope you don't cause more horrible things to happen

cock

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>>9221941
They seem to have way too much power and sway.

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>>9221814
You start tomorrow, take your time to get ready.

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>>9221884
(Sorry didn't notice the new thread)
Indeed i am
The blood of ny enemies who tried to hut my and soil the name of my mademoiselle are in this blade that now is my body

im suicide

>>9221934
>Charlie thinks for a moment.
I'm a field grunt, not one o' the Catalyst rehab lads.
The rehab lads would be glad t' help ye out, though.
>(Charlie is a minor character who rarely actually gets used, so not a great choice to have a player character join him. Sorry.)

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>>9221948
Nay, tis around sixty degrees!

>>9222088
That doth be brutal good sir knight!

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>>9221814
Um..Sandslash and Crabominable!

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>>9221884
There be a lot cool, sir! The coolest dragon around and I want to meet him.
>>9222082
Awesome! Thank you, sir.
>>9222122
...Sandslash? Are those any good?

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>>9221941
Delet league.

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>>9222126
I don't know, I've never had one... I know they're 4x weak to fire..

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>>9222043
>Rumble
>Rumble
>A Lv55 Golem drops out of the ceiling
>You see one big room at the other side

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>>9222043
Heh heh, business is good when you can just kill them.

>>9222164
Heh?

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>>9222094
(Not a problem)
>The policeman nods, tucking the ball away and taking it to the local Pokemon center, where the Lucario inside is released, and checked over
>It is discovered that she is only slightly malnourished, though she shows signs of mental and minor physical abuse
>After being treated for her physical injuries, she is put up for adoption at her request, with a preference for Catalyst members, for obvious reasons

WHOS GONNA GET IT

Hey guys, my Arcanine has been super clingy lately. Does anybody know what that could mean?

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>>9222119
Oh hoh hoh hoh
indeed my friend
I might have perished by i know well now that it was a victory since my mademoiselle's descent is with me right now

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>>9221941
I'm basically employed by them, can't be saying crap about them.

>>9222021
>The Klinklang tries to make a happy face with the face gear.
So, when do I begin, and where?

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>>9222164
I assume you're not here to congratulate us on a job well done for getting to what what appears to be an antechamber of some kind.

>Dragon Pulse because it's what you do
>148 SpA Adaptability Dragalge Dragon Pulse vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Golem: 94-112 (55.2 - 65.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9221941
The League is a storied and well-established organization, although one that as a Catalyst Admin I have mixed feelings on.
I personally believe that their power is concentrated too heavily in Kanto and Johto, and that they should have regulations across the Big 7 requiring Pokemon participating in League-sanctioned events to pass a cursory health check.
That said, I believe they fill an important role in society, and have a great deal of respect for a number of League-affiliated Trainers.

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>>9222149
Wow that sounds horrible.
I'm gonna see if I can borrow a psychic mon from my friend and come down there.
Hey, any Alola posters want to hang out for a bit?

>>9222308
J
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>>9222308
S
C
H
M
O
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>>9221941
Antiquated, in need of deep reforms, has too much power over their members and political power over the Kanto and nearby regions.

>>9222288
This as well.

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>>9222308
Um... I would but... it's kinda hard to get anywhere and I don't wanna ditch Hau!

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>>9222326
>>9222337
Quit that.

>>9222308
I'm down I guess.

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>>9222287
Watch out, heh.

>>9222164
>WATERFALL

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>>9222326
>>9222337
...What?
>>9222393
Oh! Don't worry about it.
>>9222409
...Are you summoned by people saying your name? Where at?

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>>9222267
We're still working on structural damage right now.
Most of the debris is gone, but there's some fairly large chunks missing from floors and ceilings is certain segments.
The good news is that anywhere the structural's good the plumbing's also been checked and dealt with.

>Vapey: bork
"Yep"
"Pipes are not that fun"
"Im glad we're done with them for a while"

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>>9222164
>>9222422
>100 Atk Swampert Waterfall vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Golem on a critical hit: 168-196 (98.8 - 115.2%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO
>82 and over last two digits and Golem survives
>If it does, it uses Earthquake

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>>9222442
Yeah, pretty much, I guess.
I'm in uh, Maile city. In the park.

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>>9222239
That depends, bro. Any major life changes? New girlfriend, new house, stuff like that?
If 'chu've changed stuff up, it might be stress.
If they don't like new people if 'chur life, it could be that, too.
There's some other things it could be, like having the hots for 'chu, but I'm ruling out other options before I, like, even suggest that it's that.
Are they, like, aggressive towards anyone you know?

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>>9222481
>Nope
>It crumbles
>Not literally, it would have been a bad sight

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>>9222513
N-ice. Be there in a sec.
>Rolling for if Berg can get there without any problems via teleport.

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>>9222422
...VERY quickly becoming the most agreeable.

>>9222549
You think we could sell that poor chap off as granite?

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>>9222471
Agreed with the lil fella there, plumbing is annoying.
Structural stuff is not usually my job but it wouldn't be the first time either.
Let's check the building, alright?

Hi internet.
Does anyone know how to keep a Honedge clean and stuff?
I'm not really good at this training thing yet but I'm trying really hard.

>>9222654
kys newfag childtrainer scum

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>>9222654
Mineral oils and careful sharpening!

>>9222530
Nope, Haven't changed my lifestyle at all recently, He's had more energy during training sessions as well. And he's been a bit more aggressive towards my other mons. Also he doesn't want to go into his pokeball anymore, it's to the point where he is almost never inside of it.

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>>9222580
>Touching the rocks
Heh heh, more like ballast.
I think we're close, heh.

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>>9222685
Um... don't Arcanines have heats or something?

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>>9222654
Give him a good polishing
He will enjoy it
It's magnifique

so does anyone else here let there pokemon sleep in there beds? Had a friend over recently and he seemed pretty weirded out by the fact that I let mine do it.

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>>9222638
>Frankie: give the mechanic the tour
>There's large gouges missing out of a fair bit of the stonework.
It looks pretty rough now, but it was a lot worse when we got here, and it'll look a lot better when everything's done.

>Vapey: follow
"Uh huh!"
"We can do it!"

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>>9222568
Cool. I'll be the weirdo in the baseball uniform on the benches to the right of the entrance.

>>9222674
I don't know all those words but I know they're all mean.
>>9222683
>>9222728
Oh, OK! I'll be sure to do that! Thanks!
>Small child: skip off in search of things to polish metal with.

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>>9222713
Very well, on to this very obviously important and most likely extremely dangerous inner chamber.

>yelling at the ceiling
Let's have it then! Rain of nails, a thousand angry doublade, fireballs, seviper pits, give me your worst, you glorified goddamn lego set!

>>9222762
underage b& detected
priming delet lasers
>shitteranon busts out his pory and rolls to get a location

>>9222727
Maybe? Honestly I don't know to much about the physiology of my pokemon or anything (something I should fix). How can I tell if he is in heat?
>>9222734
I basically have to now, my Arcanine is around me non stop.

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>>9222750
Alright.
>Iceman: Arrive.
>Be wearing a parka, a scarf, jeans, boots and a hat.
>Fuckin' ready for some summer fun.
>Look for the baseball dude.

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>>9222734
Your friend is weird! I let Nebby and Helios sleep on my bed all the time, it's fine! If my human friends get to sleep on my bed it's cool if my Pokémon friends do it too!
>>9222787
Uh... I don't really know?? I guess they would be hotter?? Nebby doesn't go into heat, so I don't think I can help on that...

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>>9222685
Okay, bro, that sounds like...
>>9222727
Yeah, that.
He probably sees the rest of the team as, like, competition for 'chu.
'Chu might wanna tell him 'chu don't, like, swing that way. That, and like, ask the Pokecenter about meds to help take the edge off for him.
>>9222734
I don't see a problem with it, bro.

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>>9222737
Looks like I will have to brush up on masonry, ha.

>>9222780
>Cyllage City, dexposting.

>The kid's probably in the middle of a store of something.

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>>9222838
nice
hey guys check this out
>post her location
cyllage city
>rolling for if shitter can get it to auto update

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>>9222654
I use specialized steel polish for my team, but in your case, mineral oils can work as well like >>9222683 says.
Sharpening is also a vital part or proper maintenance of the blade.

>>9222780
>Send Hal and Zeta to disrupt shitteranon's Pory.

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>>9222861
Great. Fine. I'm already here, might as well fucking babysit too. By the way , FIVE MILLION P FINE FOR BEING A SHITBAG
>Roll for how long it takes Pearl to get there

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>>9222779
>You did it
>You woke up a chamber full of Geodudes
>All level 40

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>>9222806
>Wave at the geek who's probably gonna have a heatstroke in the near future
Dude, bit overdressed for the tropics, don't you think?

>>9222818
I'll give it a shot, He's been incredibly stubborn lately so I don't know if he'll listen. But I'll keep the pokecenter Idea as a solid secondary.
>>9222811
I've been having to sleep without blankets because He's been giving off heat like a furnace so I think you're right.

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>>9222901
I guess...?
>He pulls his scarf off and puts it on his Avalugg.
Any cool places to check out around here? I heard the ice types in Alola kinda suck. That true?

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>>9222893
Eeeeeeuuh....

>>9222818
>>9222811
Alright that makes me feel a lot better. My Raichu and my Glaceon like to sleep in my bed every night and if they don't get to they get moody.

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>>9222893
...
SARCASM.

>>9222938
...I'm going to try something and if it doesn't work feel free to kill me.

>Attempt to Dragon Pulse any support columns in the next room if there are any, then fall back to the corridor behind you and try to Hot Gates this thing

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>>9222876
>>9222891
CYLLAGE CITY

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>There's a kid wandering around, looking at mineral oils and polishing cloths.
Darn it. I need to call Mom, I can't buy this.
>Pouty face.

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>>9222861
>>9222985
Why are you posting a 9 year old's stuff on the internet? For fucks sake, dude.

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>>9222971
>Nope
>The columns still stand
>You do see a epdestal in the center of the geodude room
>The geodudes are glowing slightly

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>>9222985
>Hal (Lv65) gets to the offending Porygon-Z First
>Thunder Wave

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>>9222861
You lay a goddamn finger on that kid, you're done.
>>9222876
I'm in Cyllage right now, I'm going out searching.
Call you when I get done.
>>9223013
This. Even with my old bosses there was shit I wouldn't do, and this makes the short list.

>Time to search!

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>>9222926
Wellll, there's a sushi place in town, there's an observatory up on the mountain, Po Town's a decent place to train your mons on the Skulls, uhhh, there's the other mountain, that's got a bunch of ice types on it.
And yeah they aren't the best, crabs, fox, not-sandshrew. Best option is a sneasel, but I didn't have much luck finding any. Had to get one from Johto.

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>>9222985
YES IM ALREADY THERE DUMBASS.
10 MILLION P FINE FOR NOT PAYING UP.
>>9223003
>Pearl wanders around the store
Miiiiight as well buy something while I'm here.
>Roll to spot Anna

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>>9222941
That's kinda weird, sounds like they reeeally like those cuddles...
>>9222914
Uhhh I think you could hook him up with another Pokémon, maybe? Or um... I guess if he's really attached to you you could maybe bang him yourself...?

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>>9223027
...Sturdy.

Uh.
Alright.
New plan. Not very scientific. Big pedestal thing looks important.
>fleeweed as quickly as possible to pedestal

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>>9223070
>She's not exactly hard to spot, she's the girl with a backpack on looking at metal care products in the Pokemart.
H-hi! Um... I'm Anna! What's your name!
>Kid status: kinda anxious.

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>>9222861
>>9222985
What the fuck, dude?
>Bump a message to the admins about this guy.
>>9223063
Fuck.
I've never had sushi, you wanna check that place out? I work part time with Wulfric, I can pay.
>Berg, not Burgh: Start walking to the place anyway.
What do you do, dude?

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>>9223131
ALCOCK
>Try to pull Alcock back towards you

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>>9223167
>Alcock too fast for grabs

>>9223131
>But too slow for Geodudes
>The Geodudes are glowing brighter
>And trying to pile on Alcock

>>9223125
Wait What!? First off I don't think I'm physically capable (I've seen him at full mast a few times and it's horrifyingly massive). And second do other trainers actually do that, aren't there laws against doing it?

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>>9223137
Hi Anna, my name is Pearl.
Long story short, a nasty Porygon leaked your location to everyone. I'll stick around until one of your parents shows up, how about it?

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>>9222734
>>9222941
Nothing wrong with some friendly sleeping with the team, if you ask me.

>>9223054
Noted.

>>9223152
I already have my personal team on the case.

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>>9223152
Sure, never had fresh fish so, might actually like it. I've got no idea who that is but alright.
I uh, used to play baseball. I've just been wandering around Alola for a while, looking for some decent pokemon. You wouldn't happen to know where I could get an Aegislash, would you?

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>>9223205
It's uncommon, bro, but it happens and it's not, like, illegal.
I get 'chu about the physical difficulty, though.
>>9223217
As long as, like, everybody's cool with it, right, Seb?

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>>9223167
IF YOU HAVE A BETTER DAMN IDE-

>>9223197
NNNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>run back towords cracked rock door
>send a Draco Meteor down the hall

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>>9223205
Man, I don't really know anything about sex, and I kinda don't wanna.... um... I think there's something something prep time?? And uh... I don't really do legal stuff either but... I think you can get fired from the league for pokephilia, but that's it??

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>>9223256
AAAAAAAAA
>Grab Alcock
>Put yourself against the Geodudes

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>>9223211
>She's a little confused, but OK.
Thank you! I didn't know about the Porygon, that's scary!
>Anna: smile.

>>9223125
See that's what my friend said. I think my Raichu just likes my body heat cuz he curls up right behind my back. But my glaceon HAS to be right up against my chest or she can't sleep. Has been that way since she was an Eevee.
>>9223217
Well I'm happy there are a few people who find it normal

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>>9223285
OKAYTHENNOTOTHEBREAKING DOWNTHEDOORANDRUNNINGAWAYIDEATHENWHATTHEHELLAREYOUDOINGTHAT'SGOINGTOKILLYOU

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>>9223256
>Successful escape from pile of landmines

>>9223285
>Too fast to grab again

>The Geodudes use Explosion on Gask

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>>9223239
You've never heard of him? Dude is about as old as Blaine. You're going to have to go to Kalos for that. You want a lift after this?
>Berg, not mite: Opens the door to the sushizone and heads on in.
>The waiter asks for their order before they can be seated.
>Heck the default meals aren't on Bulbapedia.
...You want to get two Ronin Sets?

>>9223244
It's not illegal? Well he hasn't shown any interest in other pokemon and I'd rather avoid drugging him to take the edge off...honestly I can't even believe I'm honestly considering this.

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>>9223205
Not in the Big 7, but in places like Kanto it is very taboo and may get you fired if the boss disagrees with your lifestyle choices.

>>9223244
Indeed, very important point.

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>>9223347
If 'chu're not into him, like, don't feel like 'chu've gotta do it. That's not a happy road to go down.
If 'chu go for it, make sure it's because 'chu want to, not, like, because 'chu feel 'chu need to.

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>>9223340
I'm not uh, familiar with the league stuff, honestly. Shit, Kalos? Yeah, I guess, that'd be cool.
>Joe, but also Schmoe: Stare at the menu and be completely clueless about everything here
..Yeah sure, why not.

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>>9223334
...
>Damp activates

>>9223445
m o i s t

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>>9223334
WAIT NO DON'T DO THA-

>>9223445
...
Oh.

>>9223395
Well it's not like I'm repulsed by the idea it's just different. And if it'll help him I want to do it. It's just... I mean I didn't even know homosexuality was a trait pokemon had. And also I'm not 100% sure what to expect from him if I do present myself to him. I'm not sure if you know anything about Arcanine anatomy?

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>>9223416
Alright. Apparently shit's been popping off in Kalos. So, like don't fuck with any dudes in black, alright?
>Berg pays and grabs a seat.
>Rolling for how long it takes with last post number.
Anyway, Wulfric. Dude thinks he's a norse god. Last week a group of new trainers come in- he always like to lift the Avaluggs to prove how strong he is, oui? He goes for it and fuckin'... Throws his back out.
Two of the aides have to cart him off while I get to fight four little crying kids in a row and hand out gym badges for the rest of the day.
All in all; weird day.

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>>9223445
>The Geodudes the closest to Gask fizzle out
>The others farther away pile up on the other Geodude, and detonate
>Either way there's a pile up of rocks on Gask

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Hello! I've been recently promoted to working in the Kalos branch of the International Police.
How is everyone today?

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>>9223502
Practically anything human trait you can think of you can pin on a pokemon. Including homosexuality.

Though really, you don't have to do this if you do not want, especially because of potential dangers to your health other than psychological.

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>>9223522
Oh. OH WAIT.
>briefly consider letting him get crushed and stealing whatever might here for yourself
>...
SSSSShit.
>grab the nearest dudrocks and start chucking
>attempt to save the angry axolotl

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>>9223559
In pain.
Otherwise, I'm feeling amazing. How are you?

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>>9223522
>Wait for explosions to stop

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>>9223502
Gonna second my bro here: >>9223588
'Chu already said he's, like, huge, and as a Fire-type there's gonna be a lot of high temperatures.
If 'chu wanna go through with this, bro, I'd just use 'chur hands.

>>9223522
>Not all the dud rocks got knocked out by the explosions
>Two are still standing

>>9223589
>>9223604
>They use Rock Blast on Alcock and Gask

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>>9223600
Pain? What happened? Ever since Mr. Looker disappeared I took over for him in the Kalos department.
Would anyone here know how I can get into contact with the UB Chief? I've called the Unova branch several times and got nothing.

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>>9223300
>>9223211
>Ollie walks in. The dude's trying to be all business, despite his body protesting the sudden loss of its usual mix of toxins in the bloodstream.
Hola. Heard a kid was having problems with a Porygon, you know anything about that?

>>9223588
If I went through with this I think I'd be psychologically fine. And like I said if it'll help my Arcanine out I want to do it. But what type of physical danger to my health would I been in risk of?

>>9223644
Gone, last I heard. Office all smashed up, resignation on the desk. Must have been one helluva nervous breakdown.

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>>9223644
She is missing, and did not resign as some people say.

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>>9223644
I got attacked by a really pissed off Pokemon.
Ended up dealing with it eventually with help from my partner.

Not sure about the UB stuff, I've never been in contact with the IP before.
Seems like the other guy knew anyway.

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>>9223642
>first ever attempt at teamwork has resulted in developing an unwanted conscience, almost being crushed, passing out, and coming uncomfortably close to murdering your current team mate.
>The Cock is going to have a serious existential crisis as soon as things stop trying to murder him
It was so much easier to just rob people...

>Draco Meteor the nearest Geodude
>148 SpA Adaptability Dragalge Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Geodude: 324-382 (344.6 - 406.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9223520
Really? Huh. I'll try and keep away from them then, I suppose.
>Sits down as well and sets his bag on the floor
Really now? Sounds like the guy's entertaining, at least.
>Joe: Fiddle with your dex because you suck at having conversations

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>>9223672
...She what?
>>9223706
I'm going to need an immediate detailing of this! Is there somewhere I can get a briefing?
>>9223707
Ah! Please be more careful.
And thank you, you've helped enough by talking to me.

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>>9223664
Hot fluids, possible burns, and the risk of, like, taking too much too fast.

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>>9223664
Assorted burns and a ruptured colon come to mind.

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>>9223642
>0 Atk Geodude Rock Blast (4 hits) vs. 252 HP / 0+ Def Swampert: 20-24 (11.6 - 14%) -- possible 8HKO
>Pain
>Waterfall the other Geodude

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>>9223752
You would have to go in person to the Unova branch. I doubt they could get you the full story, they missed the very obvious parts.

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>>9223721
Alright, see?
>0, that's great service.
>Food's already here.
When he's not breaking things, yeah.
>Berg attempts to figure the chopsticks out.
You have a life story, dude?

>>9223759
Burns? Are fire types semen really a hotter temperature? Also a ruptured colon sounds bad, how big would he have to be for that to be a feasible threat?
>>9223755
I think I'll start off with using my hands like you suggested, hopefully that calms him down enough to where I won't have to risk anything. Also you said hot fluids, should I make sure I don't get any on me?

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>>9223752
It's hard to be careful in my line of work sometimes, but I'll try.
What even happened that made you want to contact this UB Chief anyway?

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>>9223719
>>9223785
>A miss and a miss
>Rock Blast again on both

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>>9223822
Well, bro, it can't hurt to be careful.
'Chu might wanna, like, get a feel for how hot it is before you let him get any on 'chu.

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>>9223796
...I'm getting my Malamar. You're Mr. Walker, yes? Is there somewhere we can meet?
>>9223846
A dangerous line of work. oui? What do you do?
Well, with the recent appearance of the Symbiont variety I figured it would be a good idea to meet with a professional.

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>>9223901
Indeed, currently located in a cheap hotel in the outskirts of Hau'Oli, and officially still a paper pusher.

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>>9223857
>sounds of silent seaweed dodging

>Focus Blast the on the attacking rocc
>because screw you, -2
>148 SpA Dragalge Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Geodude on a critical hit: 450-530 (478.7 - 563.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9223857
GAH
>Waterfall

>>9223894
I'm about to settle down for the night so I'll actually give it a try. Thanks for answering my questions you were pretty well informed, do you perhaps do the same with your pokemon? And would it be fine to come back if I have anymore questions?

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>>9223901
Well uh...I work as a guide for travellers and explorers in Orre, safely leading people across the desert, showing them the old abandoned Cipher and Snagem buildings, that kind of thing.
Ran into a wild Pokemon living in the lab and it attacked me before I could react.

I really don't know anything about UBs, so I'm not sure what that is.
Anyway, I need to go for now, some guy wants me to show him around the Snagem hideout.
>And with that lie, 77 rests back in his bed.

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>>9223922
Oui! Just a minute then.
>Rolling to teleport there.
>Complications on a dubfail.
>>9224046
Ah, I see. Do take care then, sir!
I need to go to Orre sometime...

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>>9223986
>>9223942
>Geodudes are done for
>The pedestal awaits

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>>9224027
Uh, bro?
Like, I am a Pokemon.
Go ahead and come back if 'chu've got questions, there's plenty of people here who can help.

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>>9223813
Himself or the gym? Either way, still entertaining.
>Schmoe: just pick it up and eat with your fingers like a dirty barbarian.
..Hmh. This is actually pretty alright.
Uhhh.. yeah, one or two. Used to play ball, like I said. Did good when they actually let me play, almost won the world series once. That and suffering through winter in Sinnoh can be put on repeat for a few years. Few months ago I decided to ship off to Unova since I was off season and tired of freezing to death. Met with a chick, she was great, hung out with her for a bit. Good times.
'Till I got roasted anyways, then uh, came down here after a while, been gathering pokemon since. Might take on the gyms somewhere, sometime.

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>>9224069
>Sneakweed trying very hard to suppress a mild identity crisis: push past the piles of geoduds up to the pedestal alter thing
...Better be worth it.

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>>9224027
Pokemon that are trainers themselves are incredibly rare, you know.
And yeah, do come back if you have more questions. Or a trip report.

>>9224097
Wow really? I'm new to these forums and I didn't know pokemon browsed them. Thanks again for the help though have a good one.

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>>9224104
>There's a large gem on it
>Nothing suspicious about it

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>>9224101
...Mostly himself.
>Berg laughs a bit.
That sounds nice, why not pick up the league in Unova or Orre?
...Roasted? What do you mean by roasted? Did she dump you?
And uh... Kalos might be a good place to start.

>>9224123
Thanks and will do. didn't think the people/pokemon of this site would be this helpful, hope you have a good day/evening.

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>>9224157
Well... guess the rock was real enough after all.

>move in for a closer look

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>>9224202
>It looks very valuable

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>>9224226
>greed says take the rock
>caution says this is an obvious place for another trap and you should find a safe way to get the- FUCK THAT GREED WHOO

WRYHYHYHYHYHY!
>grab that rock

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>>9224202
>>9224266
>Watching from a safe distance
Heh heh, found something?

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>>9224159
Uhh, it's complicated. I don't think she dumped me, though? Then again I'm not sure if we were even a thing, so. Yeah.
Kinda tired of the baseball thing anyways, even if I am the best benchwarmer around.
Yeah, yeah, I'll probably start in Kalos after I get my last two 'mons.

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>>9224266
>Nothing clicks
>The gem looks actually valuable

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>>9224291
>>9224307
...
>Consider murder and stealing the ge-
>oh god fuck what is this new feeling it hurts
>annoyed grunt.mp4
Gemstone, fine cut, looks like scapolite maybe sapphire. Whatever it is, it's polished and cut about as well as it gets.

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>>9224143
>>9224172
These forums have gotten all kinds of odd visitors.
See you later.

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>>9224330
Heh heh, look at that size.
Lets skedaddle and find someone in town to sell.
Then maybe smash him, heh.

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>>9224300
...Weird. Okay. Can't be any weirder than dreaming you're a Bergmite I guess.
>Berg finishes his sushi thingy and laughs a bit.
I can take you to Snowbelle and you can go from there? Or... Cyllage since you hate the cold? That's close to where you can grab a Honedge. Whatever works for you. You gonna take the sushi to go?

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>>9224387
>tired sigh
>realign seaweed spine
>crack.mp4
Right. Onwords. Got to be someone gullible enough to trust a toxic kelp pile and a mud monster somewhere in this backwater hell hole of a region.

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>>9224392
I may or may not have died. Heh.
But uh, yeah, eithers fine with me, might find my sixth on the way over to Cyllage, so, your call.
Yeaaah, guess so.
>Grab another bite real quick

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>>9224428
Heh heh, yes.
But first, he have to get to the ship, heh.
They're waiting.
>Smash the cracked rock still blocking the path

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>>9224437
Well, damn. You struck up a deal with Gigi?
Snowbelle it is, you can crash at my place for the night if you want. Don't let the chef see my friend's Malamar.
>Berg leaves a tip on the table.
>Berg laughs and sends the pokemon out.
>Rolling to teleport to Snowbelle.
>Hard landing on odds and bad shit on dubfail.

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>>9224451
Right, yes. Empirical evidence suggests you have a private engagement planned to celebrate not dying.

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>>9224473
Heh, ad they're waiting for you, heh, as well.

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>>9224486
I have the gem, of course they will. Come along, it's late.

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>>9224514
Let's pick up a few more junk on the way out heh.

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>>9224462
Sssure, yeah. let's go with that.
Alright, cool, thanks man.
>Grab bag and get squiddoported
..Man, that's kinda weird.

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*bzz bzz*
>smol buge here, what is going on friends?
(check out my sweet art)

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>>9224549
Damn. Tell him I want to get in on that.
>He shrugs and heads off to his house.
Eh, you get used to it.
>He unlocks the door and heads in.
Let's see, uh, if you need a heater there's one in the closet with the blankets. You can take the couch and do whatever. And... Fridge is free rain. Try not to be an ass like my last roommate.

Anyway I think I have a second job now? So... I gotta crash out for the night. Try not to keep the TV on too loud if you play any vidya.
>Berg: Go crash the fuck out because RPer needs sleep.

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>>9224596
I'll be sure to let him know, haha.
>Follow parkaman inside
Aaalright, probably just gonnaaaaa..
>Pop the wak out of his ball
>Free space heater, woohoo.
>Hand him the leftovers from the sushi place to munch on and flop onto the couch in seemingly the most uncomfortable position ever.
'Night, dude. I'll try not to wake the dead with my snoring or anything, heh.

(We all want to die but not right now)

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>>9223654
>Firecat: starrrrrrrre
Anna we should go, like, now.

goo

Bones is for vore

>>9226372
>vores Anon

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>sord: put your nose to the grindstone
>literally

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>Wake up and come to the realization that you cried on Hau's chest
Uhhhh... heck.
>Whip out your phone and seek the wisdom of the thread
Hey guys??? How do I dry my friend's shirt off without him noticing??

>>9226927
Take it off them, stealthily, and dry it normally.

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>>9226927
>>9226944
*bzz bzz*
>use a towel
>it could dry off pretty quickly by itself in this weather, though

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>>9226944
>>9226956
I don't want him to wake up with a giant wet spot on his shirt so.... I'll see if I can toss it in the dryer, thanks!
>Attempt to stealthily remove Hau's shirt

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>>9227009
>Odds
>But Hau isn't online so....
... oh no. Oh shi-
Um. Guys? Guys??? Mom saw me trying to take off Hau's shirt, I'll be back later.

GOO

>>9227226
Gask will get lots of goo when he gets back to the ship

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>>9227317
Empirical evidence says yes, yes he will.

>phone: is loudly beeping with over 8 missed COCK posts

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>>9227317
>>9227376
>Gask: getting gooed in a bathtub for at least 5 hours and counting, travel time back to ship considered

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>>9227415
>nirie has bee gooing gask up the whole time with both in the bathtub

>Anon: return with your bucket
>Roll to steal goo

>>9227504
>Anon: has acquired goo
>Roll for quick escape
>Odds it's merely an average speed escape

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>>9227535
>sneakweed: notice a strange man jogging at a moderate pace holding a bucket of goo
...I'm going back in my closet.

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>>9227535
>psychock the anon

>>9224514
>Fucking a turtle
>ever

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>>9227602
I can't fuck anything, my body is mostly acid and anger. That statue is a damned defamatory lie propagated by jealous back biting ingrate-

>>9227587
>It's a miss
Move, I'll do it.
>Sludge Wave the Anon

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Good morning everybody how are you doing

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>>9227660
My mom caught me taking the shirt off of my sleeping friend to try and dry it... She wasn't mad and I didn't get in trouble so I guess I'm alright?

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>>9227631
aw man
there he goes again
well, fuck it
i'm going back in the tub, gast is waiting

>>9227698
She thinks u gay now, my dude.

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>>9227887
She didn't say anything when I tried to explain to her what was going on... All she did was look at me, but not really? Kinda... more like she looked through me... Like I... wasn't actually there....

>>9227939
I think ur mom is a homophobe

>>9227939
I think your mom's broken.

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>>9227965
>>9228018
She doesn't say much of anything anymore... I kinda thought for a second there that she might get mad and actually say something but..... I don't know why I thought it would be any different this time.

>>9228031
Sounds like your mom's broken.

...Looking at what's happened to you recently, I'm not surprised.

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>>9228065
No one knows about that, and I don't want anyone to know! They can't help, they'll just worry and feel bad needlessly!
Mom's been like this since Moon went and "vanished"... Stupid Moon....

>>9228139
Except they do know. They saw it, remember? The second time around.

Or is that a memory too painful for it to stay in your skull?

>>9228139
Wild theory time: Lunala is a ghost-type, right? And your sister is dead?

You don't think Lunala is your sister come back to rape you, do you?

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>>9228164
MOM DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT! It's just those nosy IP agents, Annie, and Helios. Please don't tell Mom...
>>9228209
Please don't... Please... Please stop.... I saw Helios kill that Cosmog, and I saw it come back... People don't turn into Cosmogs, and Moon wasn't a guy...
>Tfw there are practically no pictures of Sun upset

>>9228237
But Sunny boy, Lunala... is the Moone pokemon. You can't just say that's a coincidence.

>>9228237
Wait... as far as I know, that's not how it works. Cosmogs can't die and come back as a Lunala, Cosmogs evolve into Lunala through Cosmoem. Like Rowlet and Decidueye, or... well, Cosmog and Solgaleo.

Something's not right here.

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>>9228258
And?? Umbreon is the Moon Pokemon, Lunatone is the Moon Pokemon!
>Sun props his head in his hands
Humans don't come back as legendaries, humans don't come back as legendaries... She can't be Lunala, Lunala is a guy... They don't even sound the same...
>He laughs a bit, fighting back tears
Haha, yeah... Can't be Moon, stupid anxiety
>OOC I really don't want it to be Moon because incest is gross
>>9228281
Um... If a Pokemon gains the Ghost typing later in the line and dies early it can skip ahead.... Like Froslass... Or Marowak... Or Decidueye...

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I swear everyone in the IP is a narcoleptic. Does anyone know where I can get information on Mrs. Anabel's disappearance?

>>9228462
She dead

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>>9228462
Um... Annie? She... she... It was... I think Lunala got to Annie...

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>>9228475
Dead?
>>9228477
...What in the world is a Lunala? Do you have any more details, Sun?

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>>9227698
Why did you expect to get in trouble?

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>>9228573
>Whimper
It's a bat... Ghost bat... Legendary Pokemon...
Please don't ask me more, I can't...
>>9228475
Dead...? No, Annie can't be dead! Annie is stronger than that! She wouldn't leave me alone like that!
>>9228621
I don't know... For stripping an unconscious friend? I just... Hoped she would have some sort of reaction, even if it was a bad one...

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well today things are not very bright aren't them

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>>9228632
I understand I won't pry any further.
>>9228691
Non. Not at all.
A very bad day, and an even worse week if you ask me.
...Where did you get your suit?

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>>9228722
it's from work
not a big deal really

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>>9228722
Um.. I can't tell you more about Lunala but... Tree took me to Ultraspace when I asked for help finding her, and Tree said that UBs could always see Fallers when on Earth...
So I don't think Annie is on Earth because um... Tree couldn't see her, if that makes sense?

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>>9228761
Mine is from work too.
Oh well, I very much enjoy the design yours has.
>>9228813
...Interesting.
>She takes down a few notes.
Somewhere not on Earth. Thank you, Sun. You're doing Anabel a favor by cooperating with me.

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>>9228841
yours is pretty cool too
but mine is only decorative there is no protection in it

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>>9228841
Lunala was the one who got her so... It might be Ultra Space? Maybe the Distortion World... I don't think Annie has a way to survive if it's Pluto or something.

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>77: head over to the armory to gear the fuck up.
>Acquire some new armor and one of the new Snag Machines.
>Roll to see if he can find any other goodies.
>0 = Ammunition restock back up to 25 tranq rounds and 5 regular rounds.
>2 = Ultra Balls. Number of balls = second to last number with 0 being 10.
>4 = Reinforced armor, can protect against one Reverse Mode Shadow Rush before breaking, also protects against weaker attacks completely.
>6 = A couple of flash-bangs.
>Can't think of anything else so fuck 8.
>Watch me get either an 8 or nothing now after I spent all this time typing this up.

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>>9228898
Hahaha. I'd hand over the design documents for it if I was dumb.
If you ever need a someone to cover for you I'm sure I can work something out.
>>9228910
Interesting... Thank you, Sun. If you want to change the subject we can talk about something else.
>Emma looks through a few files on Ultra Space and the Distortion World.

>>9228462
Sorry about last night miss.

>>9228813
>Notes taken:
>Fallers -> Anabel, (others)?
>Who are the Fallers?

>>9228841
The data checks out.
>Send copy of the "resignation" letter
>With each first letter in a line marked, spelling LUNALA

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>>9228970
(Drink)

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>>9228963
i don't really need it miss, i don't think i have your name
my work isn't that dangerous

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>>9228963
Ok, um... A bunch of Ultra Beasts keep showing up in my room, and I'm not sure what to do about them? I've just been letting them hang around, but if you wanna visit Ultra Space I think you can borrow one!

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>>9228970
No problem, sir, we all have to sleep, non?
Interesting... Lunala... Messy handwriting... Coerced by someone sided with Lunala?
>>9229041
Ah, Emma! Head of the Looker Bureau! Your name, sir?
>>9229053
Ah! That would be very helpful. I'll be coming to visit then? Give me a moment to lock down the building.

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>>9228936
>I'm fine with this.
>More things that go BANG.

77: store new armor and Snag Machine in a bag, along with both notepads, a pair of binoculars and his Pokeballs.
>He also straps his rifle onto his back.
Alright, time to go hunting.

>77 goes back to the medical bay and leaves a note on 33's bed while he sleeps.
>I've got things to do, I'll come back soon.
>77: head to Gateon and hop on a boat to Alola.
>Travel time is last post number x10 minutes.
>So 6 = an hour ect.
>Again, 0 = 10 for this roll.

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>>9229085
Okay! I'll let Tree know!
>Poke Tree in an attempt to wake him up

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>Crayon kid: wake up
Oof... last night was kinda scary.
I had a nightmare about evil Porygons.

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>>9229085
well, my name is dan
wow, you you must be someone amazing to get that title

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>>9229113
>Check the note.
Fuuuuuck me. Let's see if I can get that favor from 54.
>33: Get the fuck out of bed and see if you can blackmail 54.

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>>9229153
...Kurr? Xurrkkrrr...
>Tree: Attempt to go back to sleep.

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>>9229193
>Nope, nothing doing.
>Head off to the armory to grab a new set of armor and a snag machine.
>Rolling for if 33 can get anything extra, using the same rolls as 77 up there.

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>>9229236
>Bangers it is.
>Let's try not to aggravate our injuries too much.
>Gotta get a thing.
>Rolling for how easy it'll be.

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>>9229206
Awwww, come on Tree! Emma is about to visit!
>Poke Tree again

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>>9229254
Xurrrrr kreee.
>Swat at his hand.

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>>9229265
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?? Come on, I've got a bunch of snacks if you 'em!
>Shake a box of twinkies

>>9229288
(If you want 'em)
(Whoops)

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>>9229085
I also have to note that her desk chair was not in her office, and has not been found at all.
This sleep pattern is not natural, miss. I blame a weird event a few days ago.
(And that I am workposting)

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>77: arrive in Alola slightly late.
>Last number decides what port he stops off at.
>0 = Hau 'oli City
>1-4 = Konikoni City
>9-5 = Seafolk Village
>Armor: on.
>Music: on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmZw_zvjWh0

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>>9229182
worry not
i did not put my guard down even for a second
you are safe

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Ahhh...
Time to get some casual battling in with the team.

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>>9229480
>Well that's a good start.
Hey, anyone know where Sun lives?
I've got something for him that I've been wanting to deliver for a while.

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>>9229182
>Firecat: wonder how we got from a store to a campfire

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>>9229493
Awww, you're so sweet!
>>9229544
Umm... where are we?
>Check bag, and check map...

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>>9229537
Iki Town, but you'll have to wait, I have to clean my room up!

(I know I'm probably going to get yelled at for this post but all the UBs hanging out with sun feels like a forced backup save Sun plan.)

>>9229567
(It's not something I was talked to about, hence I've been trying to get them out of his house most of the time. Like right now, where Sun is attempting to pawn Tree off onto Emma.)

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>>9229563
Alright, no problem.
I'll just wait outside for you.
>77: get on Skarms and fly to Iki Town.
>Land in a tree and get out binoculars.
>Roll for how well hidden 77 is while he looks around.
Uh...which house is yours, by the way?

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>>9229556
>Evens
>Whoever got sleepy kiddo from the store to the campfire left them some chow and a bit of money.
>It all smells a little like cheap beer and Poison-types, but it's perfectly safe.

>>9229567
(Tree rper here I'm out for a bit because of irl.)

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>>9229626
This one!
>Send the address
>Release the Nebby and get onto cleaning the room
>Rolling for how long it takes

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>>9229507
I'm in for that, or would if I were not busy.
Agger could use the additional activity, he should be about level 14.

weed cock

MAHINA PEA

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>>9229556
No need to thank It all my duty to protect you and my mademoiselle
>>9229630
>he sees that it isn't the nicest of places but it's still sleepable

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>>9229713
Thanks!
>Roll to see if 77 has a good line of fire or if there's another house in the way or something.
>77 looks through his binoculars, sweating slightly.
>Don't fuck this up, 77.
>The mark on his neck itches slightly, 77 tries to ignore it and concentrate.

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>>9229720
Got it.
The battle party in total is Ruffles, Ivenhotep, and Agger.
Ray's probably coming with in case of Admin-related shenanigans, I'll have to check with him.
Any other Pokemon, or any grunts here, are welcome to join the fun.

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>>9229775
Hey, I'm done with the room! The door's unlocked, so go ahead!
>There's a house in the way, silly!
>If dubs on this post Nebby notices 77

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>>9229768
Thank you, so, so, much!
I'd hug you but, um, sharp...
Aha! I have an idea!
Back to town!

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>>9229812
>Emma knocks on the door.
Mr. Sun?

>>9229567
(The origami kartana was just a funposting character)
(Would flee if any plot went down while it was there)

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>>9229812
Why is your door unlocked?
Also uh...I'm kinda shy. Is it just you in your house right now?
>77: put away the rifle because this guy probably isn't going to make it easy by coming outside and standing in your line of fire.
>Good thing I got those flash-bangs.
>77: jump onto the metal bird and fly over to outside Sun's house, landing near the front door.
>77 takes a quick look around to see if anyone else is outside.

>>9229872
>>9229885
(77 rper here.)
(I'm dumb and missed your post.)
Uh, hello. Who are you?

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>>9229872
Come in, door's unlocked! I'll be down in a sec, the tree kinda fell asleep!
>Push tree onto Nebby's back
>>9229885
I lock the house at night, silly! Nobody is gonna rob me during the day, and anyone else I want out can get in either way!
Just me and mom, she's asleep though!
(Brb, appointment)