/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General Eternal Mystery Editio

Mae stop your rough cat tongue feels fucking awful in my foreskin!

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Y'all mind if I hit that...

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nitw character most likely to shoot up a school?

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>>9217583
She's the quiet one

>>9217583
Casey or Lori

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>>9217583
Lori. She'd be like the Pig man in HM2 an think she's just making a horror movie!

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>>9217583
Danny, he would kill all the kids named Dan.

I want to ___ Mae and ___ Bea

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>neighbor calls Mae a dirtball and says she has a smell
>Bea says fireflies are attracted to odors
>Mae goes to sleep in her clothes and immediately leaves the house after she gets up every day
DIRTY CAT

>>9217741
Kill
Rape

>>9217741
Marry. Fuck.

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>Be on /nitwg/
>Thread is fucking slow
>Leave my computer for several hours
>Come back
>Thread hit the post limit and there was a flurry of new images posted in a single interval
Getting really sick of this shit.

>>9218055
It was mostly virusanon shitposting under his new anti-maebeafag alias, though. You missed little

>>9218089
I'm just getting really tired of being in this thread when it's slow as fuck, and being away when people start talking.
>You missed little
I see so much art that I haven't seen before in that last thread. I don't care about virusanon's stupid antics.

>>9218089
dont forget anti-caseyfag too

>>9218188
Well Casey is pretty shit, so I can't fault that. Also dead.

>>9218188
There wasn't really anything like that, some dude was just pointing out that Casey was really inconsequential as a character since he wasn't really even in the game in any meaningful way.

>>9218449
see
>>9218272

>>9218452
Stop posting this shitty meme version, goddamn. Someone post the clean version of this

>>9218625
what's wrong with it?

>>9218652
Someone edited a piss stain on the panties, the original she's clean. Wish I had saved it and I'm too lazy to look through the old archive threads for it

>>9218787
>>9218819
If you can't handle Bea at her worst you don't deserve her at her best.

>>9218819
Thank you.
>>9218874
Fuck off memefag

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Hey dude if you're still around I could dump some of the new images from the last thread and pretend I just found them.
And there's a couple new things I could post as well.

Apparently there's a tumblr dedicated to messing around with the sprites a bit. A lot of good stuff here if you want a quick laugh.
https://nitw-edits.tumblr.com/

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>>9219476
He's the dude who did this.
And I believe some other stuff, like. Here. I recognize a lot of these. So hi dude, keep up the good work.

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It was inevitable

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>>9219621
NITW x Undertale crossover orgy when?

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Same guy also did this

>>9219621
that forehead
was that intentional

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>>9219780
Yes, Burgerpants has a massive forehead in Undertale. Well, his face fills it out, except when he makes a smaller face when expressing.

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>>9219780
>>9219811
Exhibit A

Can someone post a normal sized image of Dream Mae?

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Alright I am both running out of new art and want to eat dinner.

>>9219884
In game sprite or fanart?

>>9219899
ingame

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Cause I got lots of fanart. Some on, some off model.

>>9219908
I forgot I had this.

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heres gerble werble

>>9220904
Flustered Germ is cute.
Do you think he has a crush on Mae?

>>9220953
He's not a crow he doesn't scavenge trash.

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>>9220985
delet this

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>>9220985

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>>9221379
Oh sweet mercy

There's so much to love here and yet my eyes keep going back to her feet.

>>9221379
Good job, Sig.

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>>9221379
>you will never dive face first into that ass

IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>9221379
Sig please draw them fucking already I need to see Bombshell's ass get tonguefucked already.

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>>9221379
>not Selma

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>>9221548
I think they share.

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>>9221582
Selmers deserves full custody of Mae's entire ass

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>>9221751
Bombshell deserves to have her ass eaten out daily though.

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>>9221379
as much as i love new content anyone think we've had enough of lesbian bears?

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>>9221912
>anyone think we've had enough of lesbian bears?
anyone think we've had enough of lesbian bears?

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>>9221912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVFt0szaX_8

>>9221936
i know i'm bascially shooting myself in the foot here considering the interests of this general. so yeah, hate on me all you want

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>>9221912
I find them the most fun to draw, but I can prolly do something else with the other characters if anyone has any ideas

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>>9221963
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see someone get the DICK
But I'm never going to be unhappy with more bare bear ass.

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>>9221974
Literally anyone taking a dick.
Anyone in the game.
Go hog wild with it.
We have so many lewds but so little actual sex. Just draw sex, actual sex, in any position. I wanna see eyes roll and mouths agape.

>>9221974
Lori

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>>9221974
I just want more Mae. She is my spirit animal.

>>9221936

>filename

but... that's a typewriter

>>9221974

enough naked girls
draw naked boys

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>>9222154
But he did

>>9222154
>>9221974
Seconded

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>>9220904
all of germ's clothes are specifically supposed to be black. black nylon coat, black jeans, black canvas shoes. None of this blue shit.

>>9221974
There is no Danny art whatsoever

>>9222558
Mae fucking Danny cause she feels bad for him and can partially relate would be sweet.

>>9221974
can you do my lewd casey idea?

> casey is lying on his bed
> he's wearing a hoodie, it's sleeves rolled up, bare chest
> his jeans (unbuckled) and boxers are down to his knees, exposing his erect barbed cock
> an american flag is hanged on the wall behind him
> theres a hunting rifle with a scope leaning against the wall
> casey is pointing a glock nonchalantly towards the ceiling
> he has a seductive smile on his face

>>9222802
>idea
Nigga that's a fucking commission you wrote up

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>>9222851
eh, whatever, it's still hot
goodnight

>>9221974
Dude don't listen to them, just do what you want. Lesbian bears is great

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>>9222802
>Casey

How about no

>>9223350
I will never complain about a Sig delivery.
But if he asks for a request I will give him what he asks for.

There are people who get triggered by Gregg being drawn in straight situations?

DESU, as a bifag, I enjoy this. Can we get some more female characters being spitroasted by Gregg and his boyfriend please?

>>9221379
>Stuck all day at wageslave work
>Come home to this

Based sig. She looks so good goddamn

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>>9223659
There's like 5 pictures in the entire fandom of Mae and Gregg/Angus fucking.

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>>9221417
>and yet my eyes keep going back to her feet.
[spoiler]s...same.[/dontworkspoiler]

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>>9221974
honestly which characters they are don't matter to me, I'd just prefer if they got to fuckin already

but hey, you do you

>>9223842
THIS

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They deserve to be happy together

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I hope scott isn't going to post any good NITW content on his twitter because I think I've finally had as much as I can take of his bullshit

I'll just trust that you guys will find anything worth seeing

>>9224171
Damn right they do

>>9224192
Is Scott the Sandroid retard who is also a non-ironic communist?

I'm only halfway through the game, but between his twitter and the stupid fucking "Boy Billionaires" poem I almost want to quit the goddamn game. Does it get better?

>>9224243
most of it is just occasionally people whining about capitalism. the absolute highest concentration of millenial shit is the ANTIFA deer, and that time its intentional and no one takes her seriously. if you havent been driven off yet then theres no reason to stop.

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>>9224243
Are you doing Gregg or Bea route?

>>9224243
The ending is good your almost there

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>>9224279
>the ending is good

>>9224243
honestly I'd say the game itself is completely fine but I've become so adept at automatically tuning out at least 99% of political commentary from any form of fictional media that I can't say for sure

I will burn the silicone city

>>9224274
I'm alternating between the two. Is that bad?

>>9224279
Is it? I got a bit of it spoiled for me and it sounds like it's going to go more to the horror aspect, which, to be honest, I enjoy a lot more than the social commentary.

>>9224293
It's fairly political, and it annoys me. The poem is one example, as is the bit about the house loan. That's especially annoying because banks actually want your cash, not your fucking house, so it's fairly easy to refinance in that situation if you know how to do it. Then again, not everybody has as many family members involved in financial shit as I do, so I guess that's probably not common knowledge.

I don't know. I got the game because a friend thought I'd find the characters relatable, and so far I just... don't? I still like them, I can still feel empathy for them, but I'm a dubmass motherfucker who's started two businesses (both failures) and is graduating college a year and a half early. I can't really see myself as a trapped drifter. Fuck, if anything, I'm paralyzed with fear that I'm too ambitious, and that I'm never going to be satisfied with anything in my life.

I still like the game, I guess, but whenever it tries to make clumsy commentary it just fucking kills me. All of the shit with Bea being trapped and hating herself is a thousand times more effective than any stupid fucking poem or plot point about foreclosure. Fuck.

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>>9224293
Personally I loved Selmer's poem.
Fuck rich people, I get why we need them, but fuck them in general. Most are cunts, and the only ones I know that aren't massive pieces of shit are the ones who weren't born rich and made it on their own.

People who grow up in wealth are almost unequivocally awful and unrelateable.

>>9224243
>
But the game is literally correct

>>9224346
It's not relateable to you because you didn't experience that, but I sure have. Not all of that, but some of it, yes.
It's not bad, but you get a tiny bit of bonus dialogue at the end if you only hang out with one person. Whoever you hang out with twice you hang out with on the fourth hangout.

>>9224349
Guy who actually complained here.

I grew up in a really fucking rich neighborhood. It was so rich I was one of the poorer people at my high school, and my family makes over $150K annually.

So trust me, I get that people who were born rich are total cunts. I knew this one girl whose daddy brought her a giant-ass GMC to "keep her safe." She almost killed me with that car twice. So I've been there.

At the same time, going after silicon valley types seems quite unproductive to me. While it's true that you get shit like Juicero, most of the startup guys are actually trying to make a difference in the world. They aren't the people to be angry at, really.

Now, at the same time, my grandpa was an abused child who had to work odd jobs since the age of seven to feed himself, right? So I guess that further fucks up my ability to get into it, because I talk to somebody who "made it out" at least once a week.

>>9224370
Let me be clear, I know that this game really isn't for me. The problem is that it's actually working really well in some cases. I feel fucking horrible for Bea, and I kind of hate myself for "dropping out," even though I'm literally writing this from a dorm. That's really effective storytelling.

Then it gets a bit too obvious for a few seconds, and it's like being slapped in the face.

>>9224356
Correct about what, exactly?

>>9224435
>Correct about what, exactly?
I misunderstood your post, you made a pretty good point. <3

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>>9224435
Bea works with or without having been there yourself.
Most of Gregg's charm and basically any of Mae's comes from being able to empathize with them, not just sympathize. Mae is a terrible, awful person, but it's not entirely her fault. Even still, unless you can find a bit of yourself or someone you were close to in Mae it's unlikely your sympathy will outweigh her being a turbo cunt with the social grace of a herd of rabid buffalo.

>>9224471
Mae is super fucking hard to empathize with, that's true. Most of my personality flaws are the opposite of hers. The one common ground we share is a bit of naiveness about the situations of others, but otherwise she's kind of the polar opposite of me.

Fuck. Spoil the game for me, does she develop as a character at all, or is she still the same cunt she was at the beginning at the end?

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>>9224559
I don't really want to spoil it for you, the whole impact of the game happens at the reveal for why Mae is such a fuckup, and I would be denying you a bit if I just outright told you.

I will say I think the Bea route is the better of the two for how the two friends can react to the reveal. Gregg more or less wants to stay the staus quo, unable to really know what to do to make it better, while Bea outreaches.

The ending is very bittersweet for a lot of reasons, but it shows a glimmer of hope. That maybe they can Die Anywhere Else before all is said and done.

>>9224614
Okay. I'll try to beat it.

But if it just turns out she got raped or something I'm going to be severely fucking disappointed, because I guessed that from the first time she said she didn't want to talk about it.

>>9224644
No it's nothing as mundane as that.

>>9224644
>>9224682
Also, once you do beat it, of course come here and we'll be more than willing to discuss it.
Although I'm going to bed now myself and work in the morning. The ending can be a bit confusing to pick up on the finer points and implications at a glance, you'll get the meat of it I'm sure as it's not subtle. But there are more than a few theories for how to interpret the ending as a whole. The ending is very much open to interpretation, for better and for worse.

>>9224286
...was that image from the /v/ drawthreads?

>>9224831
I don't know?

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>>9224546

>>9224356
That capitalism rewards the bigger exploitative businesses and hurts small-town shitters? Sure.

That socialism/communism would somehow not be 100 times more poverty-strickening (+ empowering da government) and Antifa isn't as fascist as the people they claim to fight? Nah, Benson's an easily-impressioned goy in those cases.

>>9224851
Ah. It was just my request there for a month straight, gave up after the 250th animu waifu got in before it.

>>9224889
Well it's here now friend, so rejoice! Or be bitter about it, I dunno, seems like it would be a valid emotion to have given the circumstances.

>>9224883
>That socialism/communism would somehow not be 100 times more poverty-strickening
Giving people money makes them poor?
>Antifa isn't as fascist as the people they claim to fight?
We literally fought a war over punching Nazis and how it was a good thing to do, and it was one of the few good things we've ever done as a country

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>>9224904
I pick rejoicefulness.

>>9224913
Hm. I feel like we need a Pacha Mae with a bloody kid and bat laying behind her now.
>when you maim that kid just right

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>>9225131
I hate everything about smoking irl but god damn there's something about this

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>>9224905
Image reply because ""connection fuckery"".

>>9224905
>We literally fought a war over punching Nazis and how it was a good thing to do, and it was one of the few good things we've ever done as a country
no one cares. the reason that everyone thinks people like you who wont shut up with your punching nazis meme shit is that its blatant and obnoxious virtue signalling. We've gone over 70 years just fine with everyone already knowing nazis are retarded, but suddenly a bunch of fucking sheltered children think they're all thats stopping us from DEFCON 1 end of the world happening and the only way to prevent it is to punch everyone with a dissenting opinion and anyone who is even slightly less violent and retarded about it is a nazi sympathizer

but, considering your understanding of economics is '"unga bunga communism good! give poor money, no more be poor!" i'm not sure why i'm even bothering to communicate with a creature like you

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I did this a while ago, but I'm going to shamelessly do it again for more "data" -
please respond with your fav character and your fav band or song.

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>>9225609

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>>9225611

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>>9225618

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>>9225611
200.0% MAD

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>>9225611
>Greggabuse

I've done both Gregg's and Bea's runs now.

I liked Bea's run better and it definitely gave me that nice 'punched in the stomach' feel you get when something emotionally sucker-punches you.

Also saw some fairly disquieting things in Mae that I can identify in myself...which definitely isn't a good thing. Given that a major theme of the game is change and personal growth, I should probably start some hardcore introspection.

On an unrelated note, the little emblem on Selmers' sweatshirt looks an awful lot like the Grindr logo. That distracted me whenever I stopped by to listen to her sweet poems.

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>>9225801
Nah, it's killer queen

>>9225570
>Bea
Uhhhh, I'm hooked on this guy right now

https://maxoisnuts.bandcamp.com/track/peking-duck

>>9225570
Bea
Dream Theater or Ayreon, hard to pick from these two. Though for the past month i've been listening to Devil Doll and it's doing things to my mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS87xpm8SoI&t=2361s

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>>9225570
Gregg

Pretty much any Hendrix song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjwWjx7Cw8I

>>9225570
Favorite 'main' character: Bea
Favorite side character: Lori M.

And this isn't my favorite song, but I first heard it today and kinda wanted to share it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX44CAz-JhU&list=RDlX44CAz-JhU

>>9225570
Bea
Carpenter Brut, Roller Mobster is god tier

>>9225570
Toss up between Germ and Bea.
Bea for relatability
Germ for just enjoyable character
>"Rings"- Aesop Rock

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Tag yourself.

Can someone post raiden Mae

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>>9226386
Bea still da bes

>>9221379
wow you copy and pasted the previous pictures how original of you great fucking job

>>9217583
Cole.

Truth is its always the likeable ones, murderers always hide in the hides of normies.

>>9224905
>We literally fought a war over punching Nazis
No, america fought a war of retaliation against being attacked on paper.

Truth is they had economic interests in the fight for a long time but wanted to save up so they could go in, rape a lot of german women and suffer minimum causalities.

>and it was one of the few good things we've ever done as a country
Countries cannot do good or wrong, they're countries, not people. The people in those countries can do good or bad deeds but ultimatly the motives of the actions behind a country is far to complex and made up by too many factions to even be classified by simple morality.

>>9226718
Thank you :)

>>9226872
Pretty hot desu

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Good morning Possum Springs!

>>9226872
I hope the baby doesn't come out with a dent in its head.

>>9226872
this is fucking disgusting and also unrelated
why would you ever post it

>>9227304
>love is disgusting
that's what this game is about. being with the one you love and making a child.

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>>9226386
>>9226564
I did a thing

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>>9227220
Good morning, anon. Them's some cute Maes.

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>>9225570
>Germ
>Coil

god i fucking hate white people

got a good grade on a difficult test

how can excel be difficult though, really curious about that

so wait, it's TIMED excel? that actually sounds pretty difficult

>>9227438
>>9227507
>>9227518
>>9227533
Anon you okay? This isn't ICQ.

>>9227560
It's probably just virusanon. He spams the threads from time to time.

i>>9227560
t's part of the fun

>>9227572
plaese don't label me as hte new virusnaon :(

>>9227599
We can call you spamanon.

>>9227603
you can call me both if you want, the more falseflagging layers i can have, the better

>>9227616
ok

>>9227616
I mean. I'm just gonna ignore you now. So have fun shitting up a thread with 3 active posters.
Not sure why you guys don't wait until people are actually awake to start shitposting.

>>9227651
i mean i will, but why wouldn't i shit it up at both times? i've been here since the beginning after all

>>9217583
Mae, probably.
She never did get treatment for whatever's wrong with her. Some kind of mental disorder that makes her disassociate. If things keep going bad for her after the end of the story, or if the Black Goat is still scraping at her brains, she might steal a gun from Germ and shoot up the shapes.

>>9220953
It's hinted at in the cut content, so probably.
Woulda liked to see that.

>>9224883
Capitalism actually rewards the more efficient businesses, not neccisarily the most exploitative ones.

The reason small towns get fucked is that small towns are inefficient, and many of the people who live in them have little to no skills.

>>9224905
>Giving people money makes them poor?

Socialism/Communism is public ownership of the means of production, friend. That typically makes people poor because the average asshole is a pretty fucking poor steward of capital.

>>9227756
I wonder if Mae likes him back.
Romantically I mean. She definitely thinks he's ok, she calls him "a pretty cool guy" and seems to enjoy hanging out with him.
He's like 3 years younger than her. And even shorter.

>>9220953
please mae's puss puss was claimed by coles big strong bandit bear cock.

>>9228223
Hah, Mae wishes. She fucked that up so hard she hates Cole for it cause if she blamed herself she'd commit suduko

>>9228348
How'd you think mae would react if cole asked if she wanted to go out on a date?

You'd think she'd melt on the spot or backtrack even deeper into the hole of guilt and fear of fucking up?

>>9228381
Little of column A, little of column B. The only thing concrete is every spaghetti factory in a 100 mile radius going out of business for a month.

>>9228381
Probably freak out and say yes without thinking about it, then spend the lead up to the date stressing about her inevitable spaghetti spilling

>>9228381
It would be extremely adorable.

I kept trying to rationalize Bea running the shop single handedly. I mean there are probably 20 year old small business owners out there, but then I remembered she was valedictorian and likely studies business to help the shop. If she got the chance to go to college what would she major and minor in?

>>9228469
you know what, she probably doesn't know.
The dream is so far away and so wonderful that her mind hasn't even parsed what she would do when she got there.

But serious answer would be social studies.

>>9228499
Thanks now I'm sad. I wish the story would've delved into their hobbies more so. We know Angus cooks and Gregg likes smashing things (probably as a form of anger management) but Bea probably doesn't even have time for hobbies at all.

>>9228469
>>9228609
I remember someone asking a similar question and I said that she would go for a conventional major like business or communications.

>>9228609
I want to take bea out and let her realize her hobbies!

>>9228469
She went to math camp for fun and banged a dude there.
She's honestly probably a huge friggin dork when not dressing like a weekend occultist.

Probably something related to accounting, numbers,, or paleontology or archaeology or something.

>>9228715
Would Bea be interested in meme magic and double numerical oraclism?

>>9228715
I want Bea to nerd out in front of Mae.

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>>9228749
I wanna see Bea gigglesnort like a real nerd in front of Mae.

>>9228782
Hello new fic idea.

>>9227438
>>9227507
>>9227518
>>9227533
>>9227575
>>9227599
>>9227616
>>9227638
>>9227731
Why the fuck are you pretending to be me?

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>>9226386

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Mae is the ultimate shitposter

>>9228895
>Ruining your best friends forced job
No, you are the rude and naughty boy mae

>>9228782
Would Autistic Bae have been tossed in the pit?

>>9228925
Mae wasn't.

>>9228782
Autistic Bea is so adorable. I want to hear her gator growl as she gnaws on her own arm while I'm prodding her asshole with my tongue.

>>9228925
No she'd probably have retard strength and thrown the thrower in

>>9228947
Autistic people have the opposite of retard strength.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

>>9228925
Nah. They wouldn't go after someone like that, they go after who they perceive as active detriments.

Perhaps Eide would, as he's a bit more fanatical and preys on targets of opportunity, but the rest of the cult wouldn't. She'd be the daughter of a major contributor to the town if nothing else.

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>>9228782
>>9228827
Thrown together in a few minutes. Sorry if its shitty, my dudes.

https://pastebin.com/JD9dWAbW

>>9229186
Aww I wanted Mae to fall off the couch laughing.

>>9229169
An even bigger question is would Bea's Dad become the depressed husk he is currently if Bea was autistic? Or would he push harder to provide for his daughter?

>>9229298
I think he'd feel obligated to step up.
He'd also get autismbucks for his daughter, so things would be quite so harsh really. More work for him but I don't know any parent or parents who had a solid head on their shoulders fail because of an autistic child. It's the people who were gonna churn out bad spoiled brats in the first place that have trouble handling an autistic kid.

For what little we know of them, the Santellos were portrayed as good parents. Their daughter was valedictorian after all.

>>9229274
I mean, I could always rewrite it.

>>9229408
It's just really short. You could probably add a bit more.

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>Gang eating pizza
>Pick up piece closest to Angus
>he struggles to reach for any piece

LOCK ME UP.

>>9229429
I like how you can hand him a slice. Does he say anything if you steal his pizza though?

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>>9229429
>Eat nothing but the crust.

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>>9229478
>hoard all the pizza
>Bea manages to steal one (slimy cunt)
>give pizza to Gregg so i can eat his crusts

>>9229824
Gregg you monster.

i think this would be great as a comic or tv cartoon
course it would also be a bit watered down if it were the later

>>9229940
>how Mae lost her Waiter job on the first day.png

>>9229963
good to know we browse the same blog

>>9229956
That's funny. I was thinking about how a comic set after the game would do.

i havent been here the past week did i miss anything

bea-wise

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>>9229987
Is that good?

>>9230019
idk
maebae

>>9230006
Nope, not really. Just more lesbian bear posting by lonely neckbeards. And a short Bea fic that got posted earlier.

>>9230006
There's a hot new meme in the making where we what-if Bea's life if she was an autistic mess and Mae was responsible.

>>9230042
is it good

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>>9230057
What am.I, your nanny? Go read it if you wanna know, and like, formulate your own opinion based upon your personal taste of the source material, you bum.

>>9230057
https://pastebin.com/JD9dWAbW
here

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I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

>>9230006
We got new porn. Check the booru.

>>9230019
>The goth is always the pale bitchy white lady
>The spunky autist without a cause is black
>The fat fuck autist is always some ginger
>Fucking gregg is always white because of the jacket thing
Well that's racist, tumblr is filled with racists.

>>9230110
cute!

>>9230006
>>9230153
Oh and you may wanna filter out blood from the search. We also got some new. Eh. Hardcore stuff.

@9230129
Go fuck a frog this ain't your blog.

>>9230182
i think i was still here when it was posted

would their band name be trash mammals

>>9230210
Why does everyone in the game spout that when it was very clear it was some retarded bullshit mae made up while wasted?

>>9230223
it stuck for some reason

>>9230223

Because it fits so perfectly.

>>9229940
I cannot find the assets for the foreground of the diner.

Can someone guide me?

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>>9229824

>>9230584
>>9229824
I get that this is a fetish. But for me it's just cute, I can't and don't get any sexual enjoyment out of it. It's just kinda funny, maybe if I didn't have weird fetishes of my own is think it's weird.

>>9229824
>>9230641
I legit don't get the fetish sexually, it's just not hot. Now if it was someone licking their cute feet instead of those dumb feathers, well that I can dig

>>9230656
It's basically an inverted rape fetish. It's for people who want control but don't enjoy sadism.

>>9230670
Whatever, it's shit anyway. Licking would've been hot

quick give me an idea of a job mae would suck at and i'll do some edits
not all ideas are guaranteed delivery

>>9230699
I want Gregg to com on Bea's feet.

>>9230782
This is what I imagine the underwater Maya looks like

I don't think I'm gonna be home before this thread autosages. If someone else could upload the new pics of interest for me that'd be real nice.

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>>9230688
>licking Mae's "shower once in a blue moon" fungus infested feet
>licking Bea's "standing all day like a peasant" callus covered soles

>>9231026
>le no one has hygiene meme
They shower daily and Bea especially would take good care of feet

get with the times

>>9231056
>Mae showers every day
That's the only meme here.

>Bea would take good care of her feet
She's not going to push more resources into foot care when she has a business to run while also still being poor.

>>9231090
>more resources
You mean soap and a shower that she already takes? It doesn't require fucking prescriptions to not have gross feet. Unless you already let them get gross to begin with. Not being disgusting is like 95% preventative.

>>9231090
If she didn't shower one of her friends (Bea especially) would have called her out on it

We never even see their bathroom or see her take a piss, but it's implied to happen off screen, same for showers.

Checkmate atheist

>>9231173
The game does have a LOT of timeskips.
We could assume she showers at night when you decide to go to bed, then she changes back into her one outfit to sleep in because she's that kind of lazy.
There's no way she gets hit on by partygirls if she doesn't do basic hygiene.

>>9231158
Soap and water isn't the only thing you'll ever need to have nice feet if you work hard labor for a living.

>>9231173
Mr. Penderson called Mae out for smelling like shit and fireflies are attracted to people that smell like shit. King me, theist.

>>9217583
>>9227733
The risk with Mae is that she would impulsively murder someone in a psychotic breakdown. I don't think she would actually think ahead far enough to pull off a mass murder.

I'm gonna go with Angus, if he made enemies instead of friends in school.

>>9231193
I mean it's just the nature of a video game. You don't see characters shower and piss and shit and stuff because it's just not necessary for the gameplay. It's implied they do the things during "black screen transitions" and shit

>>9231204
mr. penderson calls her like 10 different things, he hates her gut. Fireflies are attracted to a specific scent, not OH MY GOD SO MUSKY MURRRR


You're not fooling anyone smellfag, I know you get off to thinking Mae is smelly but she showers daily. Sorry your fetish is ruined :)

>>9231234
>he hates her gut
then why did he let her on his roof
then why did he let her use his expensive telescope

>>9231234
Mae's an autistic mess in a small town full of homeless people and day laborers. Everyone probably smells like shit, ergo everyone's used to Mae smelling like shit, and being used to a smell doesn't mean the smell doesn't exist. Like how your room reeks of month old cum and you still haven't realized it yet.

>>9231257
you're thinking of chazokov. Penderson is the asshole old man gator. PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.

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>>9231262
LMAO

>>9231287
>>>/r/the_donald

>>9231308
Make possum springs great again

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>>9221951
full version

>>9231315
I'm fucking done with you. Once again you prove how feeble that pea brains of yours is by having to resort to memes to pretend you actually got your "points" across as you put another tally under your name on that little scoreboard in your mind. The shit eating grin on your face you got when you posted the "intellectual" equivalent of pepe the frog must have been staggering to look at. I really wish I was there to see the look of superiority on your face as you once again danced around the conversation like a little faggot art school male ballerina trying out for a Grease play like the closeted homo you are.

Don't come back to this thread until you learn how to have real political discourse. Your reddit tier post 2015 /pol/ shit isn't welcome in places that aren't just an echo chamber for trump circle jerks. Fuck off. Just fuck off.

>>9231413
Make possum springs self sufficient again

Hey Able, you care if I upload your stuff to e621?

oh no

mr chazokovs class

i got so caught up into what i was doing i forgot all about it

hes gonna kill me

>>9232055
Mae was built for sucking chazokov's meaty bear cock

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>>9232075
I still don't know who this artist's name is and it infurates me.
Surely someone has to know the source.

>>9232075
that's really gross anon

>>9232055
I f i f l i p t h e p i e r o g i s

M i s t e r L e e w i l l f l i p o u t

>>9232131
https://haiku-oezu.tumblr.com/

>>9232162
>>9232055
I appreciate both of you.

>>9232131
>>9232195
I hope they make more

>>9232142
No it's mae sucking her teacher's cock it's perfectly natural

>>9232195
I love you so hard right now

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>>9232220

>>9232231
CANDY WARNED YOU, MAE.
Pretty hot

>>9232220
<3

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My Mae x Bombshell erection only continues to get stronger. I hope Sig does something hot with them again.

>>9232443
why are people so obsessed with characters that have <0 personality in this game
first casey "i'm literally dead and you never see me doing anything" harleton, now bomb "i literally appear for one scene and canonically never show up ever again" shell

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>>9232443
All this dude's stuff is nice. He's one of three footfag artists I know that I would call good.

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>>9232549

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>>9232558

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>>9232568

>>9232558
>>9232568
Fuck off, maebeafag.

>>9232544
Blank slate, is the only character super into the main character and is literally called bombshell so good excuse to draw thicc

>>9232544
Because people like the characters? Not that complicated.

I agree with you on Casey, he's just OC fodder for one faggot in this thread that doesn't shut up about him, but Bombshell was the only time in the game that someone showed sexual interest in Mae, that's kind of a big deal. She was cute and flirty and we just never really saw anyone hit on Mae like that, so people liked the idea of Bombshell getting it on with Mae. She has her own personality.

The one that I wish got more attention was Jackie, but no one gives a shit about her so it doesn't matter

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>>923258
>>9232594
Your memes have no power here.

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>>9232605

>>9232549
Wish we had more quality NITW foot stuff honestly. I need to fap to cute maebea feets

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>>9232621

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>>9232544
i'm pretty sure it was the reverse anon

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>>9232634

>>9232558
love this

>>9232443
>mae x bombshell
>insert picture here showing my disapproval of the ship even though it won't change your opinion and it will only end in the thread being shat up and me being accused of being virusanon for not liking the ship
>so instead I will hide my dislike for the ship in this monstrosity of a greentext

>>9232654
Yeah of course you do, maebeafag.

>>9232664
kill yourself virusanon

>>9232660
I've never accused anyone of being virusanon for having shit taste :v

>>9232601
>the one that I wish got more attention was Jackie
I'm pretty sure that the Jackiefag spamming the thread multiple times is all the attention needed.

>>9232660
>>9232664
samefag

>>9232646
scratch that, casey and bombshell are on the same terms, being that they aren't fully established characters

you can pretty much do anything with a character that isint fully established

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>>9232698
This will only end in the thread getting shat up one again.

>>9232683
No, I don't mean stupid derailing meme shit, I mean I wish she got actual good quality art. Sig already said he won't draw her so that's fucked, no other high caliber artists draw her either unless someone comissions. I'll drop the topic though, no point bringing her up here

>>9232727
Nice ms paint edit bro

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>>9232757
nice meme bro

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Canon couple

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Can we PLEASE have one thread without the maebea fag shitting everything up?

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>>9232820
no way bro

canonical couple xddd

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>>9232716
Yeah, personally I like Bombshell because you can infer a lot of stuff but still have tons of free room to expand upon her.
She's also a cutie. And a porn magnet because well, she clearly was there to have hot lesbian sex, and you don't need to know anything about a character's personality to draw porn of them.

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Can we PLEASE have one thread without the virusanon shitting everything up?

>>9232820
>>9232842
samefag

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>>9232231
>>9232583
I never knew this artist did so much, I've only seen like 2 pics get posted here

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>>9232857
You could try to not respond to him?

Also as a Bombshell fag, and a Maefag and a Beafag, who doesn't mind MaeBea at all.
I really hope Sig finishes this and shows them having a hot as fuck threeway with lots of sex.

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>>9232880
I know, right? he's pretty great

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>>9232847
Bombshell and Casey are implied to be trash though. We should have been using Smelters Fans for quality porn because of their quality implied personality.

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>>9232880
I've tagged everything that's his under haiku_oezu_(artist)

Go hog wild my man. I know I am.

>>9232896
>Bombshell
>Trash

The only one that the cultists say is pit trash was Casey, they never bring up bombshell

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>>9232882
I'd like that as well

>>9232920
She probably doesn't live in Possum Springs.

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>>9232896
Now you're just being purposefully disingenuous

>>9232948
She doesn't

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>>9232948
She's a college chick of course she doesn't live in Possum Springs.

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>>9232989
Trying to run this through Google Translate.
I have no fucking idea what it's supposed to say.

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>>9233056
Like, this is what it comes out as, and I cannot help but feel like we are missing some context.

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>>9233106
Adding exclamation points only enhances my confusion.

>>9233106
>>9233135
She's saying she'll pay her 3 quarters to ride her cat cock